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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎前情提要

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‎我需要查看特定的日子的特定人士

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‎我知道西奧喜歡我
‎我可以假裝他有機會

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‎樂芙的第一任丈夫要求離婚
‎接下來，他就死了

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‎看著妳，讓世界更美了

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‎我不會讓她傷害妳，瑪莉安
‎這次我會早她一步

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‎凱利跟我是多重伴侶關係

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‎我們非常樂意
‎讓我們的關係進入新的階段

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‎雪莉與凱利可能是安全的
‎第一次嘗試對象

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‎開放我們的婚姻關係？
‎這個漏洞不能落在我身上

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‎任何想法都不瘋狂

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‎為了妳

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‎是這樣的，瑪莉安

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‎我是從一而終派
‎甚至可以說是終生從一而終

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‎當我太太建議我們研究多重伴侶關係
‎可以想像我有多驚訝

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‎這根本就是性亂交，所謂的生活模式

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‎以及失敗婚姻的垂死掙扎

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‎很可怕嗎？

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‎那個…

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‎“幸福結局是一種迷思

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‎因為人不是穩定的

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‎我們的伴侶不欠我們
‎他們永不改變的保證”

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‎好，這不算太瘋狂

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‎我去看看亨利，我想他快醒了

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‎（《不只兩位》）

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‎我略過那一段寫著
‎你的婚姻若沒有堅定立足點

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‎多重性伴侶只會保證婚姻毀滅

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‎正是我的夢想

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‎然而，在我與多蒂談過
‎樂芙第一任丈夫的命運之後

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‎我需要保持警覺

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‎願意嘗試但又不算太願意
‎假裝都是她的想法

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‎（西奧：還沒查到，明天再聯絡）

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‎（樂芙：謝謝）

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‎我第一次遇見的樂芙，無拘無束

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‎自從我們搬到曼德雷琳達後
‎現實讓她失望

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‎我可以輕易地被她甩
‎完全沒有疙瘩，順著她開心

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‎我學到新字“愛屋及烏”

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‎是嗎？

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‎看見你的伴侶與另一個人
‎享受性關係的一種感同身受的快樂

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‎我不知道這是不是好主意

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‎慘了，願意過頭了

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‎我不確定我們立足點夠堅定

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‎好的，先退一點

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‎我可以問妳一件事？

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‎妳跟詹姆斯做過這種事情嗎？

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‎不，他不是喜歡冒險的人

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‎加上…

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‎我們的婚姻走到很後來才…

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‎-抱歉，我不該開口問的
‎-不，沒關係

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‎詹姆斯不知道他真正想要什麼

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‎我們本來打算要生孩子

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‎然後他怯步了

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‎然後他生病

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‎這顯然很可怕

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‎但他把那當成防護罩

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‎而且我還完全不能生氣

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‎我真的很遺憾

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‎遺憾我幾乎肯定我太太殺了她先生

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‎沒關係

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‎-我可能聽起來像個混球
‎-不是

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‎是更糟

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‎詹姆斯讓自己成為
‎他們故事裡的反派角色

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‎我不能成為我們故事裡的反派角色

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‎聽著

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‎我哪兒也不去
‎我們先別急著投入多重性伴侶的事吧

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‎只是…

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‎這不是我

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‎這不是我們

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‎正是我們要這麼做的原因

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‎嗨，丹特，你有空嗎？

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‎有，什麼事？

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‎那個…

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‎如果你不介意我問，你跟蘭辛

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‎你們在一起多久了？

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‎我算算

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‎我們在蘭辛的孩子三歲時相識
‎所以十三年了

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‎要是太過隱私，就阻止我繼續問

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‎你們兩個一直都是從一而終嗎？

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‎你這麼問是因為我是同性戀嗎？

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‎喔不，不是的，我…

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‎我開你玩笑的啦

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‎答案是技術上來說並不是

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‎技術上來說？

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‎我們試過一次三人行

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‎我們結婚一年，生活只有工作

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‎孩子、吃飯、睡覺，無止盡地重複

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‎-但蘭辛想要讓生活有點活力
‎-他怎麼說服你？

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‎不需要

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‎我非常愛他

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‎我想如果這是他想要的
‎我至少該試一下

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‎剛跟艾咪伍卓夫掛電話

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‎這名字好耳熟，因為…？

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‎她編輯了我每一本熱愛的童書

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‎-太好了
‎-酷喔

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‎她打電話來恭喜我

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‎進入她插畫比賽的決選名單…

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‎-恭喜
‎-…但我沒投稿

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‎但我記得我好像跟你說過

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‎是啊，就是我，我…

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‎我知道妳想投，所以…

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‎丹特，讓我們單獨談談

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‎我說得還不夠清楚嗎？
‎你是有婦之夫，我們什麼都不是

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‎不，我們是朋友
‎就這樣，但妳錯過了

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‎-最後投稿日期
‎-沒錯

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‎我知道妳費多大心力
‎在這上面，我只是…

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‎替我決定？

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‎我決定要協助，因為我知道妳會贏

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‎應該讓全世界看見妳的作品

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‎錯過截止日期是我的事

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‎好，我聽清楚了

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‎妳說得對，聽著
‎我不是那種愛管閒事的人

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‎所以我很抱歉

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‎很好

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‎-我可以回去好好興奮一下了嗎？
‎-請

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‎我得…

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‎-該死，當然
‎-好的

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‎太好了，曼德雷琳達
‎最令人尊敬的毒蟲

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‎妳的監護權審判就快到了
‎突然之間我更常看到他

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‎-嗨，萊恩
‎-妳心情看來很好

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‎是，有朱麗葉陪著很棒

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‎好消息瞞著他，挺聰明的

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‎-妳準備好星期五的那件事？
‎-那件事？

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‎你說服法官你並非利用
‎我們女兒懲罰我的那件事？

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‎我寧願用成年人的方式解決問題

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‎我以為我們正是如此

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‎朱麗葉，該走了

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‎-這麼快？
‎-別吵

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‎我來幫妳，寶貝

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‎這對妳女兒來說很煎熬

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‎我希望我能處理好
‎我想為妳打理好一切

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‎妳開心嗎？好

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‎亨利睡了

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‎嘿

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‎來床上

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‎試圖重新點燃火花

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‎但我的計畫是
‎可不會讓妳這麼簡單得逞

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‎抱歉

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‎累了一天了

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‎好吧

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‎-我們要怎麼回到從前的我們？
‎-樂芙，我只是累了

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‎對，或是厭倦了

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‎目前看來還不錯

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‎-不，我…
‎-也許那是…

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‎婚姻的結果

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‎我愛我們兩個

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‎但是一切都已經很明顯了
‎我想要有神祕感

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‎我還要有趣

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‎-妳很有趣啊
‎-不，我是指狂野

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‎你記得那頭幾個月我們…

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‎-你知道嗎？
‎-知道

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‎現在那都結束了嗎？

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‎因為我成了黃臉婆

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‎我不能是…？

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‎老實說

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‎我們現在知道雪莉與凱利
‎有多重性伴侶

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‎他們不是變得更有意思？

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‎-我以為妳不想要
‎-我不知道我要什麼

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‎我這麼年輕就結婚

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‎有很多東西，我根本沒機會嘗試

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‎我絕對不想阻礙妳想做的事情

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‎我得慢慢引導她

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‎妳有任何幻想嗎？

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‎有體驗過嗎？

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‎好，我酒醉跟大學室友親吻過…

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‎-完全是老梗
‎-真的

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‎你看吧，很無聊

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‎不，我開玩笑的
‎我也沒有任何體驗過

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‎-你沒玩過三人行？
‎-沒有

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‎除非那次佩琪沙林傑跟她的毒販嘿咻
‎我躲在床下也算的話

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‎你親過男生嗎？

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‎你會想嗎？

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‎如果當下氛圍適合，有何不可

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‎是喔，這樣討論挺好玩的

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‎該進行下一步了

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‎老實說，看那些書是很棒
‎但感覺太客觀了

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‎我們可以跟專家談談

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‎正中紅心

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‎我相信雪莉與凱利會跟我們詳細解釋

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‎我知道你不太喜歡雪莉

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‎我寧願搞仙人掌

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‎我們純粹是討論
‎肉體層面而已，對吧？

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‎跟凱利也是純粹肉體層面

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‎對，凱利對我來說
‎一點威脅性也沒有

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‎-我們只是問問題
‎-對，沒有要答應什麼

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‎保密協定是強制的

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‎像我們這樣緊密結合社區
‎這是標準流程

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‎你們經常這麼做嗎？

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‎不能說是，也不否認

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‎曼德雷琳達的每個人
‎都算是試過這樣的生活方式

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‎郊區比我想像的還可悲

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‎我…

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‎妳好壞

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‎這些看來值得搞亂我的血糖變異度

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‎好的，那麼…

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‎來吧

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‎你們一開始這種生活模式
‎當時兩位關係很好嗎？

198
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,626
‎沒有我們現在這麼好

199
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:14,548
‎我們的婚姻經過這些小小的信任測試
‎變得非常穩固

200
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,342
‎我們可以解答你們的問題

201
00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:19,428
‎不要有“壓力”，這整件事非常…

202
00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,056
‎完全在妳控制之下

203
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,058
‎非常好，好吧

204
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,937
‎我們開始吧，顯然
‎有我們該先知道的性傳染病嗎？

205
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,605
‎-沒有
‎-很好

206
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,732
‎樂芙，我們來談談月經

207
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,402
‎要三週後才會再來

208
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,736
‎我們的週期一樣耶

209
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,824
‎我們的孩子八月都在夏令營

210
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,243
‎好喔，我們…

211
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,995
‎我們有很棒的保姆

212
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:49,083
‎亨利可以在那裡過夜，如果有必要…

213
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:51,961
‎突然間感覺好真實，他們真的是專家

214
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:55,756
‎我們開始好玩的部分
‎你們怎麼樣會比較自在？

215
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,551
‎喬伊，從簡單的開始

216
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:02,263
‎我跟樂芙做身體接觸，你可以嗎？

217
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,348
‎可以

218
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,767
‎女生跟女生，通常都很可以

219
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:07,893
‎樂芙跟凱利

220
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,855
‎我不在乎，但顯然不能太願意

221
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,440
‎我的意思是…

222
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,609
‎我相信妳

223
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:21,198
‎樂芙，喬伊跟凱利磨蹭
‎妳可以接受嗎？

224
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,116
‎當然

225
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,160
‎但是，你…？

226
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,915
‎對於大眾而言
‎通常都是傳統的一夫一妻

227
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,837
‎有些不懂雙性戀的男人才是真男人

228
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,217
‎好，我可以保持開放態度

229
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,471
‎為了妳，瑪莉安
‎我願意上刀山下油鍋

230
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,723
‎-那我跟喬伊呢？
‎-在樂芙殺死

231
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,892
‎-我差點上床的女人後…
‎-不行

232
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,603
‎-我沒關係，你什麼意思？
‎-我…

233
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,688
‎-你不想要嗎？
‎-不，我以為…

234
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,898
‎為什麼？

235
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,109
‎-因為…
‎-好的，太急促了

236
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,779
‎-對
‎-怎麼回事？

237
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,822
‎我們做這件事已經一陣子了

238
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:04,200
‎我們看得出來這基礎不穩固

239
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,411
‎沒什麼好羞恥的
‎只是你們兩個還太…

240
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,706
‎年輕

241
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,502
‎如果你們達成共識再來找我們

242
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:21,217
‎-剛才究竟發生什麼事？
‎-大挫敗

243
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,719
‎貝拉尼女士

244
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,057
‎我們來談妳平常日常的探訪作息

245
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,100
‎誰替孩子準備三餐？

246
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:35,147
‎當朱麗葉跟我時，是我在煮
‎當她跟萊恩時，是他母親在煮

247
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,442
‎因為朱麗葉喜歡吃沒調味的雞

248
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,362
‎就連練習法庭答辯，妳還是那麼可愛

249
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,281
‎非常好，但別說最後一句

250
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,117
‎妳現在如何描述妳戒毒的情況？

251
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:51,330
‎-我每週參加聚會…
‎-不對，已經四年了

252
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,041
‎-等我一下
‎-她表現得非常好

253
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,459
‎她需要表現完美

254
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,920
‎我站在妳面前，有著長春藤教育背景

255
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,797
‎以及兩個成功的繼子

256
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:03,050
‎我們努力了三年一直想要收養

257
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,094
‎但總是有阻撓

258
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,512
‎我對妳嚴厲

259
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:10,224
‎-因為我知道妳要面對的是什麼情況
‎-我知道，我很努力，只是…

260
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,685
‎那混蛋正在進行什麼陰謀
‎我能感覺得出來

261
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,855
‎我們會成功的，繼續練習

262
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,941
‎謝謝你，丹特

263
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:23,404
‎我要讓查理去吃午餐了

264
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,245
‎-我可以跟你討論一下嗎？
‎-好

265
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,673
‎我知道這要求算過份

266
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:47,094
‎但這真的對我意義重大
‎你可以在我的審判上出庭

267
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,053
‎當品格證人嗎？

268
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,473
‎當然，妳對於圖書館來說
‎是不可多得的人才

269
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,933
‎酷喔，太好了，謝謝

270
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:57,855
‎但事實上我需要你強調
‎我是個非常厲害的媽媽這一部分

271
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,276
‎我能作證妳絕對是最優秀的母親

272
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,277
‎謝謝

273
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,499
‎是的，謝謝你

274
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,379
‎這是希望

275
00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,131
‎至少我能做到的是…

276
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,384
‎加速結束我的婚姻

277
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:37,811
‎（樂芙：別吧）

278
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,396
‎說曹操，曹操到

279
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,777
‎（喬伊：別什麼？）

280
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,821
‎（樂芙：別再盯著我看，我要看書）

281
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,657
‎我想我們現在是在玩吧

282
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:56,121
‎那本多重性伴侶的書上說
‎透過角色扮演來測試你的舒適圈

283
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,499
‎好吧，來吧

284
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:01,919
‎搞什麼？

285
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,173
‎抱歉，是我不好

286
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:13,180
‎這不是我過來最含蓄的藉口

287
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:16,767
‎但我真的…我沒什麼好抱怨的

288
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,480
‎我不知道你在說什麼
‎我甚至沒看見你

289
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,400
‎顯然角色扮演立刻就變複雜了

290
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:29,071
‎我不知道妳在說什麼
‎我甚至不是故意把這丟過來

291
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,951
‎我看見喬伊的車停在車道上

292
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,868
‎對

293
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,663
‎他在睡午覺

294
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,460
‎我知道…我知道我該冷靜，但是…

295
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,087
‎西奧

296
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,430
‎喬伊傳簡訊來，他醒了

297
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,184
‎他正在看著我們

298
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,149
‎我們最好乖一點

299
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,443
‎對

300
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,821
‎等一下…

301
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,698
‎你爸，辦公室的事呢？

302
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:15,868
‎是，我不知道，這簡直就…不可能

303
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,411
‎好吧

304
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,581
‎但我會查出來

305
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,708
‎我會的

306
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,044
‎好

307
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,088
‎你最棒了

308
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,387
‎該死的怪胎

309
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,235
‎西奧還在對馬修旁敲側擊
‎但他會拿到情報的

310
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,029
‎我明白

311
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,113
‎是嗎？

312
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:54,865
‎對

313
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,992
‎那讓你有什麼感覺？

314
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,537
‎嫉妒？

315
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,000
‎大部分是沒什麼感覺，然而…

316
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,460
‎佔有慾

317
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,629
‎是嗎？

318
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:11,548
‎我需要讓我太太感覺
‎她跟那有錢的白癡小子

319
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,967
‎玩的越界把戲有稍稍成功

320
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,767
‎她不是什麼無聊、累壞了的郊區母親

321
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,356
‎她有趣、狂野

322
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:31,568
‎還是那個在蔬果區
‎與陌生人搞曖昧的樂芙

323
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:40,285
‎所以我要來滿足她
‎唯一了解她的人才能做到這點

324
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,125
‎安全、可靠

325
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,377
‎我們可以一起做任何事

326
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,683
‎滿足但仍舊飢渴

327
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,399
‎我好愛妳

328
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,319
‎感覺安全嗎？

329
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,155
‎非常安全

330
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,447
‎而且穩固

331
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,914
‎你覺得我們穩固嗎？
‎我覺得我們很穩固

332
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,252
‎-如果妳覺得我們…
‎-是的

333
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,296
‎你打給保姆？我傳簡訊給雪莉

334
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,048
‎-好
‎-好

335
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,495
‎-西奧，怎麼回事？
‎-無線網路故障

336
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,122
‎-什麼？
‎-無線網路故障

337
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:12,711
‎好，可能只是
‎暫時低壓，等一下就好

338
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:19,134
‎你覺得跟你辦公室裡
‎幾十台伺服器有關嗎？

339
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,515
‎你睡得好嗎？有吃飽嗎？

340
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,517
‎我？我很好

341
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,436
‎-好，很好
‎-你呢？

342
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,151
‎不，我…顯然，我…

343
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,405
‎有點陷太深了，我知道

344
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,952
‎但如果有什麼…如果你想聊…

345
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:51,750
‎好，我們可以聊聊
‎像是人不該住在辦公室裡？

346
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:57,297
‎該去散步，讓腦袋清晰
‎呼吸一下新鮮空氣之類的

347
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:58,215
‎對

348
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,302
‎你現在想要走去普拉波西托餐廳嗎？

349
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,972
‎我們可以吃點玉米餅，花點時間相處

350
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,391
‎是啊，我知道…

351
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,018
‎好啊，我很樂意

352
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,024
‎我得今晚把這信送出去

353
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,027
‎一封給訓導主任的信

354
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,698
‎問我是否可以補上我錯過的那些課

355
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,117
‎-真的？太棒了
‎-是啊，對不起

356
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,077
‎我是說真的…我是很餓

357
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,204
‎不，那很好

358
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,124
‎我幫你買東西回來
‎你要吃什麼？牧羊人烤肉？

359
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,835
‎好啊，太好了，謝了，爸

360
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:35,794
‎沒問題

361
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,391
‎好的

362
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,825
‎（播放清單，樂芙奎恩戈登伯格）

363
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,952
‎搞什麼？

364
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,460
‎很可怕，對嗎？

365
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,004
‎這是什麼？

366
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,300
‎你在全鎮都安裝監視器？

367
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,720
‎不，本來就在那裡
‎我只是取得資料而已

368
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:27,804
‎取得資料，但是…

369
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,641
‎你明白這是家庭暴力吧？

370
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,393
‎所以你就這樣隨意讀取資料

371
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,980
‎如果樂芙跟娜塔莉沒有關係
‎我甚至看都不會看

372
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:39,983
‎或是跟你有關

373
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,278
‎那是什麼意思？

374
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,405
‎你告訴我吧

375
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,202
‎你覺得你跟樂芙在幹什麼？

376
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:55,832
‎-你監視我？
‎-我沒有監視你

377
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,418
‎-怎樣？你指控樂芙殺人？
‎-不

378
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,380
‎我還沒有證據

379
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,384
‎不論如何，她是隔壁已婚
‎育有一子的女人

380
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,553
‎更別說有個隱藏
‎情緒管理問題的先生

381
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,223
‎-你又何必在乎？
‎-你做傻事的時候，我在乎

382
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,724
‎真是諷刺

383
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,685
‎打從我在你門口，試圖要你吃飯睡覺

384
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:19,356
‎而你卻埋首在這裡，著迷、神智不清

385
00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:23,485
‎-像個陰謀論瘋子
‎-你的行為就像個愚蠢的小屁孩！

386
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,571
‎放下吧，好嗎？她死了

387
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,574
‎這一切完全不能讓她復生

388
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:34,538
‎出去

389
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,916
‎-什麼？
‎-你聽見我說話，收拾你的行李

390
00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:39,668
‎明天回你媽那裡去

391
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,754
‎給我滾出去！

392
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,679
‎-嘿
‎-哈囉

393
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,933
‎凱利去把車裡剩下的東西拿下來

394
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:56,560
‎我都不敢問，是什麼東西？

395
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:58,520
‎哇，雪莉，妳好美

396
00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,064
‎我為了妳才這麼做

397
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:05,569
‎謝謝妳招待
‎重新裝潢簡直要了我的命

398
00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,488
‎伊隆的設計師很棒，但他太慢了

399
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:09,990
‎是我們的榮幸

400
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,200
‎那個…我做了牡蠣

401
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,744
‎壯陽食物，非常好

402
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,836
‎-喬伊
‎-他們是打算搬進來嗎？

403
00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:24,921
‎抱一下

404
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,764
‎-香奈兒男性淡香水？
‎-不，凱利，是肥皂

405
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,350
‎那些都是樂芙張羅的，所以我…

406
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:40,520
‎不想分享香水味的男人，尊重

407
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,315
‎抱歉，這是什麼音樂？

408
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,568
‎-我們需要馬上改變一下
‎-寶貝，我都準備好了

409
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,488
‎-你先做基本安排
‎-基本？

410
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,114
‎你們的臥房是在…？

411
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,575
‎-樓上
‎-但是首先…

412
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:59,372
‎敬我們永難忘懷的夜晚

413
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,626
‎敬這婚姻的無責出口

414
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,093
‎我想快點結束，但我們怎麼開始？

415
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:17,807
‎好了，先來放鬆一下，如何？

416
00:25:17,891 --> 00:25:19,226
‎我開始

417
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:24,231
‎秘密，我在臥室裡可能會很大聲

418
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,566
‎別嚇到你們

419
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,737
‎她可是非常會叫，超級棒，準備了

420
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:33,782
‎樂芙

421
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:40,664
‎好，大家站起來

422
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:42,541
‎好的

423
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,836
‎好的，站起來，好，現在甩一甩

424
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,422
‎好，卯足勁

425
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,966
‎完全解放

426
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,343
‎-我可以感受到
‎-讓屁股感受到

427
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,387
‎對，妳，我們到這裡來

428
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,513
‎-過去
‎-好

429
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,267
‎好的

430
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,687
‎-我們從精神角度開始
‎-就是現在，他們不再演了

431
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:06,815
‎-要求我們加入他們的邪教
‎-看著彼此的眼睛

432
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:14,322
‎她很害怕，這不是她
‎但她迫切地想要假裝

433
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,493
‎如果你受不了，看著你的伴侶
‎心靈相通

434
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,039
‎畢竟這才是你們這麼做的根本

435
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,834
‎如果你真的受不了，就說通關密語

436
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,920
‎哈庫那馬他他

437
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:31,006
‎迪士尼應該告這些人

438
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,345
‎好了，不用再說了，來跳舞吧

439
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,263
‎樂芙？

440
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,224
‎嗨，妳

441
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:59,409
‎那是我記得的樂芙，自由、開放

442
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:08,418
‎我再開心也不過…
‎喔，是的，這就是愛屋及烏

443
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:19,679
‎我要讓你看看，我在臥室裡安排什麼

444
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,473
‎我正式嚇破膽

445
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,817
‎我的確有說我為妳忍受折磨

446
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:37,238
‎好，記住，今晚是馬拉松
‎不是短跑衝刺

447
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,283
‎我們得互挺

448
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,618
‎我罩你

449
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,166
‎我的神奇藥水

450
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,294
‎興奮劑、實驗級蘑菇

451
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,754
‎調降液體

452
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:56,716
‎超級休息恢復劑，無敵強悍

453
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,595
‎在我調妥劑量之前，把自己搞倒六次

454
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,223
‎是的

455
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,851
‎這個刺激睪酮超猛

456
00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,769
‎好了

457
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:13,233
‎給你

458
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,070
‎事實上，我今晚可能還真需要

459
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,074
‎好，一口吞下

460
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:25,745
‎漂亮

461
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:27,789
‎現在…

462
00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:32,585
‎讓我介紹

463
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,587
‎我在這種夜晚的儀式

464
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,267
‎瑪莉安

465
00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:51,521
‎妳是唯一讓今晚發生的一切
‎都值得的人

466
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,319
‎沒關係，你可以看

467
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,948
‎看我的小弟弟

468
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,369
‎歡迎參加真正的派對，兄弟

469
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,047
‎好高興你在這裡

470
00:29:26,055 --> 00:29:27,515
‎這究竟是什麼鬼？

471
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,819
‎如果你不想上你自己

472
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,822
‎又怎麼會有人想上你，兄弟？

473
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,785
‎當然，凱利就是凱利的自我情慾

474
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:52,123
‎別只是看而已，拿鏡子過來一起吧

475
00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,168
‎我的救世主

476
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:57,212
‎凱利，是我們的保姆

477
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:01,382
‎-馬上好
‎-嘿，我們說過不准接…電話

478
00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,219
‎嗨

479
00:30:05,678 --> 00:30:07,722
‎-沒事吧？
‎-對不起

480
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,184
‎我不知道可以打給誰
‎因為都是他，讓我沒朋友了

481
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:12,936
‎萊恩？

482
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,564
‎一封匿名信寄給我所有聯絡人

483
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,150
‎我知道是他，因為那照片

484
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:24,614
‎-只有他有的裸照，而且…
‎-喔不，我知道那些照片

485
00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:28,493
‎他送出去的其中一位
‎還是艾咪伍卓夫，那位編輯

486
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:30,537
‎童書的編輯

487
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:31,913
‎還有…

488
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,208
‎現在她絕對不會跟我共事了

489
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,669
‎他真的很邪惡

490
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:39,045
‎我真的很遺憾

491
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,468
‎我就知道他有陰謀

492
00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:49,597
‎他一定覺得很爽

493
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:59,190
‎結婚最糟糕的一件事
‎就是對方非常了解你

494
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,651
‎他們可以拿這個對付你一輩子

495
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,862
‎聽我說，這些照片

496
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,824
‎正常人都知道
‎萊恩利用它們當作武器

497
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:12,871
‎讓他成為惡人，一個道貌岸然的傢伙

498
00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,999
‎我明天在法庭上怎麼正視她？

499
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:19,294
‎用憐憫的眼光
‎因為他是人渣，妳會贏的

500
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:21,296
‎剩下的…

501
00:31:22,213 --> 00:31:24,966
‎我們會想出辦法的，好嗎？

502
00:31:27,468 --> 00:31:28,511
‎我會幫妳

503
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:31,723
‎當然前提是如果妳要我幫的話

504
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,356
‎你想過來嗎？

505
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:42,191
‎我只是…

506
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,069
‎現在真的需要朋友

507
00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,739
‎我非常樂意

508
00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:50,033
‎喬伊，你究竟在哪裡，兄弟？

509
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,411
‎我希望我可以，但是…

510
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,414
‎不，沒關係

511
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:59,626
‎不，你事實上…已經做得夠多了

512
00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,254
‎感謝你接電話，戈登伯格

513
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,392
‎你錯過了最後階段，給我

514
00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,437
‎這拿去樓下，跟其他人的手機放一起

515
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:24,233
‎現在好戲開始了

516
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,492
‎喔，歡迎回來

517
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,745
‎我好想你

518
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,121
‎有人發浪了

519
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:42,168
‎-你還好嗎？你好像還是很緊張
‎-是嗎？

520
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:45,171
‎-我沒事，真的，我很好
‎-他只是有點害羞

521
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:02,772
‎好的，這真的發生了

522
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:11,864
‎看著

523
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,127
‎有什麼事不對嗎？

524
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,797
‎這樣妳真的不介意？

525
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,717
‎超不介意

526
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,677
‎我真替我們丟臉

527
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,657
‎這很好，甚至非常好

528
00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:59,662
‎抱歉我問了兩次，但有什麼不對嗎？

529
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,248
‎嗨，親愛的，等藥效發作吧

530
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,458
‎好喔

531
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,793
‎我想我不習慣有觀眾

532
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:10,631
‎我懂，記住，看著你的伴侶

533
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,010
‎-好
‎-好，繼續

534
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,848
‎但我不要樂芙，我不要雪莉

535
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:22,852
‎這我都不要，我只要妳

536
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:31,152
‎原來你在這

537
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,945
‎你在這

538
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:41,287
‎我就知道你會來

539
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:03,851
‎大男孩

540
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:09,941
‎太棒了

541
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,717
‎哈庫那馬他他！

542
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,719
‎-一定是跟我開玩笑的吧
‎-該死！

543
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:44,100
‎-該死，這下我成了壞人
‎-不，沒關係，沒事

544
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:50,690
‎慘了

545
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,696
‎這齣爛戲，我不能讓她怪到我身上

546
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,327
‎嘿

547
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:08,958
‎怎麼回事？

548
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:13,963
‎她是誰？

549
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:17,133
‎妳說什麼？

550
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,138
‎剛才你腦袋裡想的是誰？

551
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:26,142
‎沒人，只有妳，一直都是妳

552
00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:27,101
‎鬼扯

553
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,355
‎我了解你，喬伊

554
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,442
‎我知道不論我怎麼做
‎你都覺得不夠好

555
00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:38,446
‎這是妳的想法

556
00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,281
‎我總得想個辦法

557
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,282
‎不然呢？

558
00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:45,328
‎為何妳表現得好像我不投入？
‎我就在這裡

559
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,247
‎我就是擔心妳

560
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:49,957
‎我不需要你擔心我

561
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,211
‎我需要你的心

562
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:56,464
‎-亨利需要你的心
‎-別把亨利扯進來

563
00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:57,924
‎我沒辦法，喬伊

564
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:02,637
‎不像你，我得全年無休地當他母親

565
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,223
‎還要經營事業

566
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,517
‎撐住這個家，拖著你去諮商

567
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,146
‎試圖當最性感的自己
‎讓你不無聊，去找另一個娜塔莉

568
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,316
‎-妳可以小聲一點嗎？
‎-為什麼？你討厭聽事實？

569
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:19,695
‎-我們的婚姻完全是單方面
‎-這太荒謬了

570
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,322
‎你逼我殺她

571
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,741
‎此外，除了當模範媽媽

572
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,452
‎我還得介入，干涉你的惡習

573
00:37:26,535 --> 00:37:28,621
‎-我為你殺了娜塔莉！
‎-閉…

574
00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:30,748
‎嘴

575
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,884
‎那是…？

576
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,219
‎天啊

577
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,846
‎也許他們什麼都沒聽到

578
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,432
‎我們得確定

579
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,144
‎好吧

580
00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,357
‎雪莉有個小動作
‎說謊的時候會抓手臂

581
00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,944
‎我跟著妳行動

582
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,406
‎好

583
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:17,253
‎-你們來了
‎-嗨

584
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,463
‎要再久的話，我得又要重來了

585
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:23,676
‎真的非常抱歉，我只是腦袋一時昏了

586
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:25,052
‎我現在沒事了

587
00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,347
‎希望我沒有破壞氣氛

588
00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:31,058
‎天啊，當然沒有

589
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,020
‎-這很容易就難以承受
‎-是啊

590
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,104
‎對

591
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:36,856
‎現在…

592
00:38:39,775 --> 00:38:40,943
‎我們剛到哪裡？

593
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,658
‎我分辨不出來

594
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,453
‎什麼事不對嗎？

595
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:55,124
‎我很好，我們何不上床？

596
00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:05,259
‎快走

597
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,766
‎嘿，雪莉

598
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:23,694
‎我不知道妳以為妳聽到什麼…

599
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:27,323
‎但我們…

600
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:38,084
‎就這樣，樂芙下場也不會好到哪去

601
00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,960
‎雪莉懂以色列近身格鬥

602
00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,338
‎睡吧，兄弟

603
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,582
‎讓我走

604
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,044
‎不，拜託，不，天啊

605
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:23,754
‎這下不妙了

606
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,382
‎他可能現在去麥修家了

607
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:41,188
‎我想我要得用上
‎凱利狩獵旅行送的禮物了

608
00:40:57,121 --> 00:41:00,374
‎凱利，我們進去，好好談談

609
00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:09,925
‎完了，我再也見不到妳了

610
00:41:11,218 --> 00:41:13,762
‎我被射穿，樂芙入獄

611
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,515
‎亨利在寄養系統裡長大

612
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,103
‎不

613
00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,247
‎（鮮果餡麵包店）

614
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,482
‎妳還好嗎？

615
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:36,905
‎我的老天

616
00:43:39,241 --> 00:43:41,243
‎我想這是我們最棒的一次

617
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,579
‎的確是

618
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:48,000
‎我們婚姻的火花
‎不是來自於多重性伴侶

619
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:51,754
‎我們的愛情語言是暴力

620
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:08,103
‎該死

621
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:14,902
‎-嗨
‎-車子怎麼了？

622
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:20,240
‎樂芙把水果醬弄翻了
‎我趁還沒滲透之前清乾淨

623
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,617
‎清晨五點的時候？

624
00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:24,328
‎睡不著

625
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,413
‎看來他也沒什麼睡

626
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,498
‎你還好嗎？

627
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:33,796
‎昨晚發生什麼事情？

628
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,257
‎昨晚？喔，我們…
‎我們有那麼大聲嗎？

629
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:41,637
‎我們請保姆帶小孩，稍微放縱了一下

630
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264
‎跟康瑞德夫婦？我看見他們的車了

631
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:48,227
‎是，他們來了一下，是的

632
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,523
‎我想我聽見有人尖叫

633
00:44:55,818 --> 00:45:00,823
‎只是酒醉胡鬧，無傷大雅
‎真的，我真是尷尬

634
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,908
‎愚蠢的遊戲，真的

635
00:45:02,991 --> 00:45:06,328
‎對，你跟你太太樂芙，好好玩吧

636
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:13,127
‎是的，如果吵到你，再次抱歉

637
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,130
‎我們才說最近應該找時間
‎找你來吃晚飯

638
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,048
‎好，工作真的很忙，找時間吧

639
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:20,759
‎再找時間吧

640
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,500
‎我把我最好的朋友…

641
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,628
‎關在籠子裡

642
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:00,340
‎我的天啊

643
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,554
‎我真的好感激有你

644
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:10,225
‎我不知道任何其他人是否會了解

645
00:46:11,226 --> 00:46:13,437
‎要是沒有你，我不知道該怎麼辦

646
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:22,571
‎好了

647
00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:24,907
‎我去做早點

648
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:29,411
‎然後我聯絡亨利的保姆
‎看他們能不能照顧他久一點

649
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,163
‎我們可以收拾乾淨

650
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:33,582
‎我們去那裡，唱雙簧

651
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,543
‎她現在太厲害了，這不該成為習慣

652
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,587
‎我們會度過這次的，好嗎？

653
00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:43,133
‎我不要，我要妳…
‎該死，妳的監護權審判

654
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,093
‎喬伊？

655
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:49,598
‎我忘記了，我答應代丹特的班
‎他有事，我得要…

656
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:53,310
‎我盡快，搞定後就回來找妳
‎在我到之前什麼都別做

657
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,941
‎-妳永遠都這麼令人振奮
‎-謝謝

658
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:01,777
‎世事難料

659
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,862
‎-妳搞定了
‎-妳太棒了

660
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:06,156
‎-是嗎？
‎-是的，完美無瑕

661
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,367
‎我斗膽說，是年度最佳母親

662
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:11,161
‎我好開心你們在這裡，兩個都在

663
00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:13,831
‎謝謝

664
00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,259
‎那是什麼？

665
00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,512
‎萊恩跟法官是朋友？

666
00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,269
‎妳說得沒錯，這體系是個騙局

667
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:37,604
‎走吧，丹特，我們走了

668
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:42,985
‎只要他在，妳永遠都輸

669
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,078
‎嗨，你還好嗎？

670
00:47:54,454 --> 00:47:56,456
‎是，我還好，那他們…？

671
00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,668
‎喔，他們…剛醒來

672
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:06,216
‎嘿

673
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,678
‎我們是同一隊的，好嗎？

674
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:12,806
‎至死不渝

675
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:16,393
‎顯，我的計畫擦槍走火
‎我太太似乎更喜歡我了

676
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:36,788
‎多重性伴侶應該是我婚姻的垂死掙扎
‎而不是他們

677
00:48:39,207 --> 00:48:43,086
‎這兩個人究竟要如何活著走出這裡？

678
00:49:44,564 --> 00:49:47,067
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