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‎我一直相信“注定的那一位”

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‎存在一個真正適合我的人

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‎一位絕配，一位真命天女

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‎為了這位真命天女
‎我什麼都願意付出

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‎我的心不只碎了一次

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‎死在裡面吧，你這變態混蛋

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‎我這一生八九都不如意

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‎你做了什麼？

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‎（厄文男團體家屋）

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‎但當我遇見樂芙奎恩後
‎這一切都值得了

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‎我狼你

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‎我愛她

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‎我擁抱她的一切
‎連令人難以接受的一面都接受

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‎妳只須要保護妳弟安全
‎結果這點妳都做不好

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‎但我錯看了…樂芙

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‎找個城市，到那之後
‎我會幫妳弄個合法身份證

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‎我會寄錢給妳，不會丟下妳

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‎去死吧

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‎但那時，為時已晚

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‎我們現在可以在一起了

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‎我覺得沒辦法

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‎-真的一切都太遲了
‎-不，我懷孕了

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‎但後來我才知道我真的要保護的是誰

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‎我們的女兒

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‎為了她，我搬到舊金山外

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‎杳無人煙的富豪郊區

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‎為了她，我娶了她母親這個怪物

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‎為了她，我把自己鎖在這監獄裡

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‎還不確定我是否能讓我倆逃脫

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‎但我仍舊無法甩那部分原來的我

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‎我仍舊相信“注定的那一位”

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‎存在一個真正適合我的人

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‎我從來沒想過兩人在一起之後的事

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‎因為我們知道：

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‎“從此過著幸福美滿的日子”

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‎電影淡入黑幕，然後出現演職員表

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‎我早該問更多的問題

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‎因為我一直受折磨

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‎但這個？

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‎我真的可以趁機好好利用一番

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‎喬伊

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‎該你上場了

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‎該剪斷臍帶了

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‎但我在黑暗中粹練我的路
‎我現在絕對有能力

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‎我一定得做到

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‎保護我的女兒

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‎恭喜爸爸，是男生

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‎-男生？
‎-嘿

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‎-嗨
‎-我完了

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‎他也完了

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‎-小心
‎-我們未來總統叫什麼名字？

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‎亨利

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‎有中間名嗎？

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‎福爾蒂奎恩戈登伯格

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‎不是說是女孩

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‎可能只是害羞了點

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‎-把小弟弟藏起來
‎-因果，上帝欠我們一個男孩

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‎如同我說的，完了

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‎既然寶寶已經出生

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‎至少白籬笆豪宅煉獄感覺就合理了

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‎畢竟我們為了孩子就學
‎搬到了曼德雷琳達區

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‎當獨有的北加州霧散去後
‎簡直一覽無遺

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‎綿延數里遠，躲在草皮修剪機

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‎與視訊門鈴後的
‎好事又愛偷窺的鄰居

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‎但開什麼玩笑
‎這可是金州最安全的社區

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‎有誰不願意出賣靈魂來此呢？

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‎我們什麼都有

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‎所以他也什麼都有

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‎由奎恩家族血腥財富
‎所建立的完美家庭

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‎我們想要憑自己之力

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‎必要時就得妥協，尤其是為了他們

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‎歡迎回家，福爾蒂

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‎也許我們可以喊他真正的名字

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‎我們是一家人

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‎我，一個男孩還有他那通常很優秀

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‎但偶爾會手刃人命的媽

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‎還能出什麼差錯？

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‎打從醫院開回來，我們幾乎大門不出

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‎我想為人父母就像是
‎尼可森貝克的一篇論文

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‎小確幸成就大幸福

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‎好

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‎或是露意莎梅奧爾柯特的一本小說

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‎辛苦但值得，甚至高尚

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‎-快
‎-好

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‎結果，父母經卻是尚保羅沙特所寫的
‎《土撥鼠日》

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‎喬伊

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‎儘管生活在宛如

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‎把嬰兒屎巨石推上山頂的希臘神話裡

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‎真的令人難以置信
‎那股想保護的衝動

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‎天生就在我體內，我願為他付出一切

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‎“我想到當蓋茲比在黛西碼頭盡頭

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‎第一次認出綠燈時的感受

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‎他大老遠來到這藍色草皮，而且…”

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‎沒事的

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‎但我感受不到的是親情

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‎我越想跟他親密，他哭得越大聲

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‎他知道我們不親

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-我很好

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‎“我很好”表示“乳頭在流血

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‎賀爾蒙仍在衝撞

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‎六個月來都沒睡好
‎加上還沒時間開始調適

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‎我弟弟的死亡”

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‎我來了，我完美的孫子在哪裡？

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‎看看外婆幫福爾蒂買了什麼

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‎也還沒調適福爾蒂之死

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‎多蒂外婆，距離30分鐘車程有間公寓

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‎媽，他叫亨利

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‎亨利感覺是得換尿布了

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‎我來換，妳就只要…

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‎拍幾張相片讓我上傳就行了

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‎-好
‎-不過她把悲傷

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‎大量表述在IG上

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‎她的薩滿巫師正式確定
‎亨利就是福爾蒂轉世

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‎就她來拜訪他就非常開心

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‎而跟我在一起時就哭鬧來看
‎多蒂的薩滿巫師也許說得沒錯

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‎至少我還能過一下
‎之前殘留的生活片段

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‎當然這個煉獄區沒有書店

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‎但我找到線上買家

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‎而只要我一收到愛麗的消息

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‎我就把利潤寄給她

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‎偶爾，我們會冒險進入野外
‎而福爾蒂…

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‎不對，亨利一定在
‎我們拿到拿鐵之前就嚎啕大哭

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‎我的雙胞胎喜歡把有聲書放進嘴裡

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‎對了，我叫雪莉

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‎當地著名的媽咪網紅，雪莉康瑞德

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‎她的部落格兼播客兼品牌：愛的錯誤

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‎但先讓我死了算了
‎打著辛苦過來的智慧的招牌

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‎卻是偷偷吹噓與優越感的表現

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‎-我是樂芙
‎-奎恩戈登伯格？

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‎-這位是喬伊？
‎-是的

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‎這位英俊的小先生是福爾蒂，對吧？

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‎-亨利，他叫亨利
‎-真不可思議，我們居然數月才見面

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‎是啊，新生兒嘛

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‎天啊，我完全能夠體會

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‎我很高興我們終於見面了

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‎我們得一起喝杯咖啡，樂芙
‎我會分享我所有秘密

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‎那語調

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‎親和但又隱含跟佩琪有得拚
‎的高傲態度

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‎妳表現得很棒，再見

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‎謝謝，再見

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‎說得好像我需要她的認可，什麼鬼？

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‎我沒拿刀戳她眼睛算她走運了，走吧

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‎要讓人類嬰兒活著的關鍵

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‎你無法一直思索你身邊的戰友是誰

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‎我身邊的戰友可是一位

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‎開玩笑說要拿刀戳人眼睛

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‎-但實際上絕對有如此能力之人
‎-要喝嗎？

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‎謝謝

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‎我不能讓我自己思索
‎樂芙是誰，究竟是什麼樣的人

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‎我的職責是當個好老公
‎好讓我成為一個好爸爸

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‎嗨，娜塔莉

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‎嗨

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‎我不懂她有什麼毛病

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‎-什麼？誰？
‎-我們的鄰居，娜塔莉

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‎喬遷之喜的時候她沒送禮
‎福爾蒂出生時也沒表示

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‎亨利，是亨利

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‎是，妳說得沒錯，她有點不近人情

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‎怎樣，我不該親嗎？還是…

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‎不，我只是累了

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‎這個家一團亂
‎雪莉剛才還當著我的面說…

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‎-基本上我也一塌糊塗
‎-她是白癡，先躺下吧

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‎這些我來處理，我來照顧他

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‎他又來了，每次只要我碰他

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‎讓我來吧，喬伊…

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‎沒事的

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‎好，走囉

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‎嘿

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‎為什麼我自己的孩子不喜歡我？

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‎你知道嗎，你要是心不在此
‎寶寶感受得出來

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‎-我…什麼…？
‎-不，抱歉，都是我滿腦子亂想

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‎（美好的戶外）

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‎（尿布袋的絕配）

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‎去死吧

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‎樂芙說得沒錯
‎我的心確實沒有認真投入

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‎心都給妳偷走了，怎麼投入？

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‎樂芙？

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‎嘿…

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‎尿布快用完了，我去去就回

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‎老實說，讓我熬過監禁的是妳

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‎我碼頭末端的綠燈

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‎而且我心裡知道妳也有同感

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‎嗨，鄰居

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‎我不想在這裡發生

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‎我要跟妳在奢華的地方
‎這才配得上妳

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‎這車子沒關係，別說了，親我

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‎妳看到了我的心思？

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‎-嗨，鄰居
‎-嗨，娜塔莉

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‎你肯定沒睡飽
‎我老是聽到你家嬰兒哭個不停

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‎不，嬰兒的哭聲，只是…

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‎我懂你為何會在雜貨店停車場睡著

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‎拿去吧，我想這能省得你跑一趟

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00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,883
‎妳也在看我

194
00:12:38,966 --> 00:12:41,218
‎-謝謝
‎-還有一點

195
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,847
‎別相信餵母奶就不會懷孕
‎這種胡說八道

196
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,141
‎我姊超快就懷孕了

197
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:49,393
‎朋友的建議囉

198
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:54,273
‎妳在跟我調情嗎？

199
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,533
‎當然保險套的笑話只是鄰居

200
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,952
‎帶有一絲煽動意圖的小玩笑

201
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,414
‎只是好意，非常好意的提醒

202
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,584
‎儘管令人興奮，我得小心

203
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:18,339
‎我不能就這樣離開這張網
‎這蜘蛛可是挾持著我的孩子

204
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:21,217
‎還有，事實上，過去…

205
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,887
‎我也犯過錯

206
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,894
‎妳會是錯誤嗎？

207
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,438
‎妳是誰？

208
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,194
‎-你要去哪？太好了，餵亨利
‎-喔，就…

209
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:43,447
‎我才走個十階就喘不過氣
‎我要去健身房

210
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,032
‎該死

211
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,789
‎只要我跟亨利在一起，就想起兩件事

212
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,374
‎第一，他討厭我

213
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:57,378
‎第二，我得不擇手段避免
‎讓他遭遇我過往的經驗

214
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,921
‎喬伊！

215
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,841
‎-你媽人呢？
‎-儘管跑吧，你這小賤人

216
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,260
‎-儘管跑吧，你這小賤人
‎-來啊

217
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,011
‎-你在怕什麼？
‎-去抓他！

218
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,680
‎別這樣，喬伊！

219
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:08,973
‎開門！

220
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,183
‎-你這怪胎！
‎-走著瞧吧

221
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,936
‎-小子們，你們在幹嘛？
‎-老師來了，快跑！

222
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,146
‎小子們，你們在…？

223
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,115
‎嗨，喬伊，讓我進去
‎是我，讓我進去

224
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,994
‎老兄，你沒事吧？

225
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,122
‎兄弟，你幹嘛這樣對待自己？

226
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,291
‎-是他們對我這樣
‎-你自找的

227
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,296
‎-別再說你媽會回來了
‎-她會的

228
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,173
‎如果她在乎，你還會在這嗎？

229
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,301
‎-你不懂
‎-好吧

230
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,678
‎那就閉口別提，好嗎？

231
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,848
‎-我不懂為何…
‎-因為我們其他人

232
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,975
‎都在面對根本沒人要我們

233
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:58,647
‎面對現實，當我們的父母放棄我們時
‎就是永遠拋棄我們了

234
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,695
‎娜塔莉，天啊，瞧瞧這裡

235
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:05,613
‎妳是誰？

236
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,323
‎（娜塔莉恩格勒）

237
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,784
‎表面上，妳是個優秀的房仲

238
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,287
‎妳想讓東西變得可愛美好

239
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,206
‎妳在大學遇見妳先生，科技創業家

240
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,751
‎麥修恩格勒後，就輟學

241
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,295
‎而他的資訊又更少了

242
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,923
‎除非我想相信那些

243
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,342
‎公關砸錢打造的網路形象

244
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,511
‎這是妳想要的嗎？

245
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,557
‎嫁給一個年紀較大，又忙碌
‎而且從不回家的人

246
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,976
‎而讓妳賣房子給有錢混蛋

247
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:40,022
‎還去乾洗店幫他拿衣服？
‎這就是妳要的愛嗎？

248
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815
‎妳愛他嗎？

249
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,319
‎妳渴望更深更真實的愛？

250
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,112
‎就跟我一樣

251
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,116
‎-我知道
‎-我覺得有人…

252
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,453
‎-我覺得也許…
‎-喔，樂芙奎恩

253
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,621
‎過來

254
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,875
‎-嗨
‎-嗨，這是琪琪，這是安德魯

255
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,794
‎-嗨
‎-幸會了

256
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,339
‎樂芙可愛的寶貝兒子多大，七個月？

257
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,091
‎-是
‎-我想念那年紀

258
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:11,178
‎是啊，樂芙，我很高興妳來上課

259
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,722
‎-我超累
‎-我知道

260
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,933
‎那課程是為身材超緊實的人設計的

261
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,977
‎但別擔心，妳會習慣的

262
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:22,356
‎-我產後得減掉超級多
‎-我也一樣，花了好久時間

263
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,817
‎比妳還更糟

264
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,527
‎的確，真的沒騙妳

265
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,823
‎是我誤會，還是大家都說我胖？

266
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:33,200
‎-不，沒有
‎-才沒有

267
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,619
‎這不會太輕蔑了嗎？

268
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,664
‎美麗不分大小，樂芙

269
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,125
‎跟我們喝杯拿鐵吧

270
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,668
‎是嗎？

271
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,170
‎好

272
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:48,173
‎-好，我可以喝點咖啡
‎-太好了

273
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:50,342
‎太好了，我們揪一團了

274
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,894
‎我也許還沒揭開妳的神秘面紗

275
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,274
‎但我知道一件事：
‎我鐵定對妳很好奇

276
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,484
‎（曼德雷琳達圖書館）

277
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,612
‎請別介意我的雙關語
‎這表示妳有相當份量

278
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,782
‎我甚至不知道這鬼郊區有圖書館

279
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,127
‎圖書館，文明社會的最佳代表

280
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,256
‎大家都能平等接觸知識的地方

281
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,217
‎這就是我們跟猿猴不同之處

282
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,807
‎但看到大部分書的情況仍舊讓我心痛

283
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,810
‎穆尼先生曾說過
‎一個社會對待書的方式

284
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,479
‎就是其命運的最精準預兆

285
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,189
‎你看到太多的殘破書線

286
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,692
‎就知道羅馬正遭焚燬
‎或是即將遭焚的命運

287
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:53,864
‎而在此悲慘的世界裡
‎仍舊有其值得奮鬥的

288
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,742
‎小朋友的名字叫什麼？

289
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,621
‎-亨利
‎-我交過名叫亨利的男友

290
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:04,249
‎-亨利都很優秀
‎-亨利謝謝妳

291
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,501
‎失陪了

292
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,836
‎身上綁一個人類史上最偉大的

293
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,589
‎女性磁鐵很難讓人不注意到你

294
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,431
‎《第五季》、《控制》
‎《奔騰年代》

295
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,392
‎好，我傻了，為何是這些書籍？

296
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,393
‎妳究竟是誰？

297
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,063
‎好了，亨利

298
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,617
‎好的，沒事了

299
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,376
‎-嗨
‎-你要去追她

300
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,003
‎-還是有什麼事我可以效勞？
‎-是的

301
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:53,966
‎-我想申請一張圖書證
‎-那你就來對地方了

302
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,175
‎很好

303
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,636
‎幫我填好這張表格

304
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,807
‎我們有個很棒的兒童圖書區
‎就在角落

305
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:05,727
‎還有…這你可以帶回家

306
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,231
‎娜塔莉替你選的

307
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,068
‎（《夜未央》）

308
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,737
‎妳的確在跟我打情罵俏

309
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:16,655
‎謝謝

310
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:25,956
‎當他們開始爬的時候
‎如果有人還活著就算是奇蹟了

311
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,334
‎我非常慶幸我們有三個優秀的保姆

312
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,504
‎天啊，比起雙胞胎可要瘋狂兩倍

313
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,923
‎所以我才開始寫作，就為了分享

314
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,802
‎所以其他人才不會像我犯下一堆錯誤

315
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,263
‎是啊，妳部落格的名字叫什麼來著？

316
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,432
‎喔，她的叫愛的錯誤

317
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,726
‎-妳真的沒看過？
‎-沒有

318
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:48,228
‎-沒什麼大不了了
‎-媽咪網紅根本是她發明的

319
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,938
‎-別謙虛了
‎-不，只是好玩而已

320
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,817
‎我可以跟我的雙胞胎待在家裡
‎妳的職業是什麼？

321
00:19:56,069 --> 00:20:00,616
‎我之前…是受過訓練的廚師

322
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,660
‎是的，我…

323
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,664
‎打從他生下來之後
‎我想我就沒太多時間了

324
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,459
‎-沒錯
‎-妳現在的工作就是建立

325
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,960
‎妳孩子與妳先生的關係

326
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,714
‎你說得倒是容易
‎妳的陰道恢復了嗎？

327
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,426
‎-天啊，妳讓她太尷尬了
‎-不要有陰道恐懼症

328
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:25,098
‎天啊，我多希望有人能先告訴我
‎性才是最難恢復的部分

329
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:29,353
‎但親密接觸？真的非常重要

330
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:32,814
‎胺多芬跟催產素
‎對刺激母乳有很大的幫助

331
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,609
‎事實上，如果妳達不到高潮

332
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:39,238
‎妳的母奶可能對妳寶寶珍貴的
‎大腦成長沒啥幫助

333
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,158
‎這方面我們還可以，所以…

334
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,076
‎好喔

335
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:52,501
‎《夜未央》可說是
‎費茲傑羅最晦澀的作品

336
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:54,670
‎描述婚姻與不忠

337
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,089
‎是邀請？還是警告？

338
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,591
‎-好，我終於哄他睡了
‎-厲害

339
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,512
‎我還幫你買了…

340
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,765
‎巧克力可頌

341
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,269
‎別誤會，這不是什麼德國寓言童話

342
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:13,772
‎女巫把我關起來，直到她要把我吃掉

343
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,692
‎樂芙人很好，非常願意付出

344
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,113
‎我愛她的某一面

345
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,574
‎你覺得如何？

346
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,916
‎-還可以
‎-沒錯，這裡最頂級的麵包店？

347
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,585
‎劣質的層次，太甜

348
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,839
‎-而且絕對不是用法國奶油
‎-對，丟掉吧

349
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,174
‎拋諸腦後，夠了

350
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,022
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

351
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,075
‎我打擾到你看書嗎？

352
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,162
‎-不，妳沒有
‎-看來我有

353
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,080
‎-回來，樂芙
‎-該死

354
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,832
‎-留下來
‎-不，喬伊，為什麼？

355
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,254
‎-你為何不跟我說話？
‎-什麼？我們有說話啊…

356
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,673
‎不太對勁，你老是心不在焉

357
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,800
‎-我沒有心不在焉
‎-你為何不告訴我？

358
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,930
‎我去抱他

359
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,271
‎我要帶他去外婆家

360
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,565
‎-樂芙
‎-不，別擔心，喬伊

361
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,609
‎好好享受你的寧靜

362
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,294
‎妳在哪裡？

363
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,007
‎（未知來電）

364
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,685
‎-喂
‎-嗨，鄰居

365
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,187
‎想喝一杯嗎？

366
00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,816
‎妳怎麼會有我電話號碼？

367
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,443
‎我先生麥修從事科技業

368
00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:26,488
‎所以…

369
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,699
‎毫無攻擊性的科技囉

370
00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:32,202
‎你為什麼緊張？

371
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,663
‎想隱瞞什麼不為人知的過去？

372
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,542
‎不，我不是在擔心我

373
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,879
‎而是擔心文明的未來

374
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,217
‎那註定沒救了

375
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,304
‎我覺得我該警告你

376
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,016
‎曼德雷琳達區可說是毫無隱私

377
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,518
‎包括這裡

378
00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:58,645
‎你看

379
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,731
‎我房子的所有監視器

380
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:06,653
‎這裡外頭的壞了
‎所以我才大多時間都待在泳池旁

381
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:11,950
‎這是整個小鎮
‎唯一我覺得我沒被監視的地方

382
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,202
‎噗，噗

383
00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,371
‎關了

384
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,914
‎妳要我們不受干擾

385
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,583
‎就算不是真的隱私

386
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,043
‎麥修會看見我關掉，並且想知道原因

387
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:26,339
‎太奇怪了，我不記得套上牽繩

388
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,424
‎就只是…

389
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,302
‎不知不覺就被套上而已

390
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,429
‎妳也是名囚犯

391
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,599
‎我想婚姻不適合秘密

392
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,185
‎或是人們根本不適合婚姻

393
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,147
‎來吧

394
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,232
‎我需要再來一杯

395
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,371
‎敬新朋友

396
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,585
‎“老友不如新友好”

397
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,128
‎你拿到我的書了

398
00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,006
‎糟糕

399
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,801
‎來，還好嗎？我可以看嗎？

400
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:18,225
‎先壓個幾分鐘，血就會停了

401
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,689
‎妳有急救箱嗎？

402
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,358
‎有

403
00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:30,028
‎感覺很棒

404
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:31,655
‎照顧妳

405
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:35,367
‎好了，妳應該不會死

406
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:39,037
‎-痛嗎？
‎-沒什麼酒治不好的

407
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,716
‎你也感覺到了吧？

408
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,801
‎什麼？

409
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,222
‎那種感情一開始的感受

410
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,267
‎所有緊張、可能…

411
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,018
‎我真希望我能永遠保存

412
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,188
‎比任何事都美好

413
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,189
‎我感受到了

414
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,153
‎我以為跟麥修在一起，這感覺能維持

415
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,575
‎你覺得那終究還是會消失嗎？

416
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,076
‎我認為如果適合的話…

417
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:21,204
‎應該會持續

418
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,250
‎所以你跟樂芙持續多久？

419
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:28,753
‎很難說

420
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,631
‎我墜入情網時

421
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,342
‎並不認識她的真面貌

422
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,511
‎-我懂那種感受
‎-我被她迷住了

423
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,430
‎等我發現時，為時已晚

424
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,768
‎我沒辦法離開，沒辦法離開她

425
00:26:45,228 --> 00:26:46,771
‎離開其實很平常

426
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,152
‎樂芙不會

427
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,197
‎我們的女兒…我們以為會生女兒

428
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,407
‎總之…

429
00:26:58,950 --> 00:26:59,993
‎我身陷其中…

430
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:01,828
‎跟樂芙一起

431
00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:03,371
‎是嗎？

432
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,418
‎孩子不是手銬

433
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,504
‎麥修有個繼子

434
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:16,176
‎-我們很少見到他
‎-對孩子來說，太慘了

435
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,927
‎事實上，還好啦

436
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,054
‎你知道原因嗎？

437
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,806
‎人對自己坦白或是對其他人坦白時

438
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,225
‎快樂得多了

439
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,977
‎那妳在這裡幹嘛？

440
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,608
‎我也離不開他

441
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,404
‎我不能對他這麼做

442
00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:40,241
‎就算意味著我得待在這裡

443
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:45,580
‎宛如《生活雜誌》、《迷離境界》
‎該死的永恆煉獄

444
00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,582
‎這裡有這麼糟嗎？

445
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,710
‎一不小心

446
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,923
‎你就會開始在意私立學校

447
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,884
‎股票投資組合、開始看電子書

448
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,802
‎該死

449
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,187
‎你想看看我的書房嗎？

450
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,446
‎我們總是分房睡

451
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,281
‎我會失眠

452
00:28:20,907 --> 00:28:23,159
‎而且，亂七八糟

453
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:30,542
‎一切突然感覺很真實

454
00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:34,170
‎我娶錯人了
‎要是妳才是真命天女呢？

455
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:36,005
‎你腦袋在想什麼？

456
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,258
‎別胡思亂想

457
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,219
‎過來

458
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,409
‎不，身為人夫、人父，我不能

459
00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:05,326
‎抱歉

460
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,829
‎抱歉讓妳誤會

461
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,832
‎-我非常肯定沒有誤會
‎-不

462
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,878
‎我只是想交朋友

463
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,464
‎該死

464
00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,930
‎別又來了

465
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:29,225
‎我向我自己保證過
‎這次我會做對的事

466
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,644
‎樂芙，嗨，我以為…

467
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:33,396
‎我到了那裡…

468
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,941
‎一想到真的會見到我媽

469
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,819
‎結果我就跑去吃冰淇淋

470
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,324
‎你還好嗎？你臉紅紅的

471
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:49,245
‎我剛跟鄰居喝一杯酒
‎妳說得沒錯，她很神經

472
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,832
‎聽著，我很抱歉我逃離

473
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:53,917
‎我只是…

474
00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,469
‎我想到我們的誓言

475
00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:07,555
‎是啊

476
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:11,559
‎我們前往法院途中
‎寫在得來速袋子上的誓言

477
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:16,147
‎妳說無論如何妳永遠會
‎分我一口妳烘焙的點心

478
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,817
‎真的…很大方

479
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,612
‎-我是很大方
‎-妳真的是，而我是混蛋

480
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:26,324
‎-不，你不是，你只是…
‎-我是，只是最近一切太瘋狂了

481
00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,328
‎我只是在想那一口點心

482
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,624
‎你餓了？

483
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,169
‎-對
‎-我也是

484
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,055
‎妳想要永存的感受

485
00:30:49,138 --> 00:30:51,391
‎原來真的能夠找回來

486
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,810
‎也許這就是我們
‎在彼此身上尋找的，娜塔莉

487
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,520
‎我在妳身上需要的

488
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:58,189
‎回到樂芙身邊

489
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,567
‎也許，多虧了妳

490
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,318
‎我能夠找到方法

491
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,377
‎我該告訴雪莉我們很忙
‎這肯定很尷尬

492
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:21,921
‎我怎麼感覺妳無法拒絕她

493
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:23,548
‎沒事的

494
00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,842
‎我有妳…

495
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,011
‎還有派

496
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,180
‎-奎恩戈登伯格夫婦
‎-嗨

497
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:34,434
‎-來的真是時候
‎-拿去，這是給妳的

498
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,227
‎-無麩質的
‎-太好了

499
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:37,145
‎好的

500
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,398
‎冷知識，2020年8月

501
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,275
‎雪莉得上傳道歉影片

502
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:45,069
‎因為她被發現
‎當我們都家在抹著乾洗手時

503
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,988
‎她在舉辦盛大派對

504
00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:50,116
‎謠傳整個社區接種了為英國女皇

505
00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:53,494
‎製造的秘密疫苗
‎因此才能對新冠肺炎免疫

506
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,080
‎我不相信陰謀論

507
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:59,375
‎除非是關於富有的不公平優勢

508
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,170
‎這點是真的，相信我
‎我可是娶了奎恩家的人

509
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:05,840
‎去喝點皮諾，我朋友酒窖拿來的

510
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,343
‎酒桶是3D列印製造

511
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:10,595
‎嗨

512
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:16,935
‎謝謝

513
00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:20,939
‎那是琪琪與她先生布蘭登

514
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:25,401
‎那位是安德魯跟他的律師先生

515
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,028
‎我忘記他名字了

516
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:28,529
‎傑克森

517
00:32:33,076 --> 00:32:35,954
‎安德魯、傑克森，這才是不幸

518
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:37,789
‎我的天啊

519
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,834
‎-我怎麼會忘記？
‎-要是妳忽略

520
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:45,046
‎他們生活在那令人厭惡金字塔頂的
‎百分之一泡泡中，人感覺還好

521
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:48,758
‎我是得忽略
‎要不我們倆也得上斷頭台了

522
00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,593
‎那麼他們就是人很好的一對

523
00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,306
‎跟我們優雅的女主人相反

524
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:57,016
‎絕不要相信女王蜂

525
00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,143
‎我帶妳四處看看，樂芙

526
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,853
‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

527
00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,189
‎你一定就是喬伊

528
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:05,942
‎總算見面了，我是凱利康瑞德

529
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:11,406
‎因為要是沒有完美的不完美知己
‎妳的生活還稱得上是個品牌嗎？

530
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:12,699
‎我的天啊

531
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,661
‎任務達成，我無法分辨誰比較混球

532
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:19,747
‎-幸會
‎-我看你去看烤肉架

533
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,332
‎好

534
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:27,213
‎一群古怪的阿宅成功
‎科技賺了大錢，其他的就交給太太

535
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:28,840
‎服裝、髮型、貝瑞訓練營

536
00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:33,386
‎他們從被塞進櫃子裡的小子
‎變成21世紀的宇宙大師

537
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:36,264
‎-真是了得
‎-琪琪告訴達科塔：“別去煩爸爸

538
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,517
‎他正在使用微劑量K他命
‎這是他的專屬時間”

539
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:43,271
‎要是你忽略生物入侵的自戀幻覺薄霧

540
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,564
‎你就死不了

541
00:33:44,647 --> 00:33:47,942
‎全部都是原始人飲食法

542
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,362
‎我發現我只要斷食
‎吃多少量油脂都可以

543
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,406
‎-斷食？
‎-間歇性斷食法

544
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,199
‎你沒有嗎？

545
00:33:55,742 --> 00:34:00,580
‎顯然你不需要，因為你天生麗質

546
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,915
‎我試試

547
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,500
‎沒錯

548
00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:06,753
‎幸運，超高代謝率

549
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,882
‎大家都會來跟我一起健身
‎因為我超狂，你肯定會喜歡

550
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,302
‎他在跟我打情罵俏
‎還是邀請我參加鬥陣俱樂部？

551
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,845
‎吃多少肉自己來

552
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:17,055
‎我馬上回來

553
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,227
‎我不知道莉娜與克里從巴黎回來了

554
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,981
‎顯然玩得挺開心

555
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:28,941
‎他們的婚姻是開放式關係

556
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,195
‎我不予置評

557
00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:33,821
‎真的？

558
00:34:34,614 --> 00:34:36,741
‎-完全沒有？
‎-我從小夏天時

559
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:39,952
‎都在群居團體度過
‎所以早就見怪不怪了

560
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,746
‎只要當事人開心就好，對吧？

561
00:34:42,663 --> 00:34:45,541
‎妳真是令人煥然一新，樂芙

562
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,043
‎我很高興妳搬來這裡

563
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,046
‎我的榮幸

564
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:52,465
‎嗨

565
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,634
‎娜塔莉跟麥修恩格勒

566
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:58,137
‎-她美呆了
‎-她是壞人

567
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:03,101
‎麥修本來娶了個很棒的女人叫咪咪

568
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:06,104
‎他孩子的母親，但後來…

569
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,688
‎他遇見娜塔莉，然後…

570
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:11,400
‎我們是女權人士
‎不能說是女人把男人偷走

571
00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:15,655
‎她人還不錯，很棒的房仲
‎也是偷腥者

572
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:18,282
‎住在隔壁的鄰居還是先知道比較好

573
00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:22,578
‎我要去跟萊斯打招呼
‎他在幫我們找法國鬥牛犬

574
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,705
‎-我酒喝光了，要再去倒
‎-好

575
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,380
‎妳居然跟他來這裡？

576
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,257
‎看起來非常快樂

577
00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:38,094
‎我們共處的傍晚沒什麼？
‎我們兩人的錯誤而已？

578
00:35:41,430 --> 00:35:43,432
‎有體驗過虛擬實境艙嗎？

579
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,977
‎-喬伊？
‎-沒有

580
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,313
‎凱利車庫裡有一套，超神的

581
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:53,151
‎不只是拿來看情色片
‎但看情色片也相當厲害

582
00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,696
‎我們真是該絕種的物種

583
00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,827
‎所以我洛杉磯的朋友瑞秋

584
00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:07,790
‎她說她弟是個嗑藥嗑死的毒蟲

585
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:11,460
‎而且老爸也不是什麼光明人物
‎顯然，俄納維琳只是掩人耳目的幌子

586
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,754
‎就算有錢，也是超級大災難

587
00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:18,050
‎當然她拿了她爸的錢
‎在這裡買了個全新生活

588
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,845
‎而我們其他人都靠自己掙來
‎我們所擁有的

589
00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:22,430
‎-阿門
‎-阿門

590
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:23,347
‎嗨

591
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:25,808
‎要我幫妳換走空酒杯嗎？

592
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,561
‎-嗨
‎-天啊

593
00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,478
‎好

594
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:37,069
‎我能說件很明顯的事嗎？
‎雪莉康瑞德是個爛人

595
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:42,033
‎-真的超瞎吧？
‎-她掌管這個小鎮

596
00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,828
‎妳根本無法表現不義之怒

597
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,748
‎除非妳想被孤立

598
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,501
‎我有朋友

599
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,587
‎哪兒，在洛杉磯？

600
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,924
‎妳這裡也需要朋友

601
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:01,010
‎我猜妳是為了學校而搬來的吧？

602
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,013
‎現在妳知道凡事都有代價

603
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,848
‎麻煩一杯皮諾

604
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,769
‎他們討厭我

605
00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:14,232
‎認為我從他們朋友身邊偷走麥修
‎但其實是她先偷吃，但是…

606
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,901
‎重點是…

607
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,904
‎每個人在曼德雷琳達
‎都得找到自己的出路

608
00:37:21,822 --> 00:37:24,325
‎妳是指，在雪莉與她的黑幫周遭？

609
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:27,495
‎如果妳能讓他們接受妳，就容易一點

610
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:31,415
‎他們才說我家人是超級大災難
‎所以我想這不可能的

611
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,625
‎好，很合理

612
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,672
‎那就做我做的，讓她尊重妳

613
00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,424
‎真誠能夠嚇死她

614
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:45,096
‎做妳自己，不需要道歉，提頭挺胸
‎那妳就能讓她…

615
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:49,141
‎若非屈服，至少也是基本的虛假友誼

616
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:54,313
‎好，非常好，但有個問題
‎最近我連我是誰都不知道了

617
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,778
‎我剛生完孩子

618
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:02,863
‎一切都…

619
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:07,159
‎我一點也不真誠，也不令人心生畏懼

620
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,829
‎我只是一個待在家裡
‎慢慢發瘋的母親

621
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,167
‎我想有些事…

622
00:38:16,502 --> 00:38:18,045
‎我得先想清楚

623
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,506
‎如果妳可以做任何事

624
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,800
‎妳會想做什麼？

625
00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:23,759
‎說著好玩而已？

626
00:38:25,344 --> 00:38:26,178
‎好吧

627
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:28,848
‎這很蠢啦

628
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,060
‎但我夢想開一家麵包店

629
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,105
‎我曾經是個受過訓練的甜點師

630
00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:39,525
‎但這裡沒人吃麩質食品
‎感覺真是荒謬至極的點子

631
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:40,651
‎我吃啊

632
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,736
‎真的嗎？

633
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,363
‎這樣吧

634
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,908
‎有個非常適合的地方

635
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,452
‎可能也會搞錯

636
00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,246
‎或許是命中注定

637
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,373
‎如果妳想看的話，打給我

638
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:56,792
‎謝謝妳

639
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:02,381
‎可以真正聊幾句真的很棒

640
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,925
‎我不敢相信
‎我們居然當鄰居好幾個月了

641
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,511
‎喬伊比我還常見到妳

642
00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:09,055
‎才沒有

643
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,642
‎我一直跟麥修說
‎我希望邀請你們兩個來作客

644
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,937
‎真的很瞎，我都還沒招待你們

645
00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:18,314
‎我們回頭就邀請

646
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:22,234
‎好，太好了

647
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,320
‎真的

648
00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,155
‎怎麼回事？

649
00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:28,366
‎我一直為這個家付出一切

650
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,242
‎而你卻忙著跟鄰居瞎搞

651
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:34,288
‎-什麼？等一下，妳在說什麼？
‎-我不是白癡，喬伊

652
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:35,664
‎我才沒有跟…

653
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:39,210
‎我不知道她跟妳說了什麼
‎但我告訴妳的是實話

654
00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:42,421
‎我們喝了酒，她開始有點失控
‎我就離開了

655
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,841
‎然後你回家
‎終於在六個月以來第一次上我

656
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,386
‎-那是什麼？巧合嗎？
‎-好，我喜歡她撩人

657
00:39:48,469 --> 00:39:50,429
‎我們現在是相互監督彼此想法？

658
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,391
‎-連幻想一下都不行？
‎-少來這一套

659
00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,602
‎我了解你，要你心裡有了個人
‎向來就不單純

660
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:58,687
‎-我甚至不在乎你上了她沒
‎-聽起來很在乎

661
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:00,022
‎你為她癡迷嗎？

662
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:03,317
‎-不是那樣
‎-真的嗎？

663
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,111
‎-對
‎-你確定？

664
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:08,656
‎我確定，因為我對妳癡迷，樂芙
‎我跟妳結婚了

665
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,409
‎我愛上的人願意為他所愛的人
‎犧牲奉獻一切

666
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,744
‎我依然是，我都搬來這裡了

667
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,123
‎我們住在這虛假人造的郊區煉獄裡

668
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:21,544
‎-我們為了孩子搬來的
‎-而他本來該是女生的

669
00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,755
‎這很重要嗎？

670
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,383
‎我甚至不…不重要

671
00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,136
‎感覺搞錯性別象徵搞砸了

672
00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:33,514
‎感覺好像我會毀了他，而他很清楚

673
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,599
‎他看我就像看到怪物

674
00:40:36,892 --> 00:40:38,352
‎你覺得我的感受又如何？

675
00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:42,731
‎你記得福爾蒂臨終前五秒說什麼？

676
00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,445
‎如果我以為我可以當個好母親
‎我就是瘋了

677
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,656
‎他當時瘋了

678
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,577
‎也許他沒有

679
00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,166
‎我們…

680
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:02,960
‎兩個人…

681
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,838
‎都幹過壞事

682
00:41:08,716 --> 00:41:10,634
‎我想搬來這裡，好讓我們…

683
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,137
‎能夠重新來過

684
00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:17,808
‎過安穩的生活，並且再也不用幹壞事

685
00:41:19,226 --> 00:41:20,519
‎我們有得選擇

686
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,605
‎我們有得選擇，我們現在很安穩

687
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,106
‎我們在一起

688
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,108
‎我保證，不再會了

689
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:30,946
‎不再會有壞事，好嗎？

690
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,658
‎既然我們在對彼此坦承

691
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,119
‎妳是個很棒的母親

692
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,580
‎謝謝

693
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,297
‎這表示我可以不用看
‎雪莉那爛透的部落格了嗎？

694
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:56,263
‎你要跟他親，還有時間

695
00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:01,477
‎念點費茲傑羅以外的書給他聽吧
‎他只是個嬰兒

696
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:05,981
‎好，我試試看

697
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,904
‎我們回家好嗎？

698
00:42:12,988 --> 00:42:14,323
‎好，我們回家吧

699
00:42:27,586 --> 00:42:29,547
‎-嗨，還好嗎？
‎-嗨

700
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,507
‎-他整晚都棒
‎-好

701
00:42:31,590 --> 00:42:34,927
‎去休息吧，我來，真的，我來照顧他

702
00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:36,637
‎-謝謝
‎-晚安

703
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,639
‎-謝謝
‎-我愛你，福爾蒂

704
00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,517
‎你沒事的，亨利

705
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,438
‎“從此幸福美滿”
‎看來跟我想得很不一樣

706
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,488
‎而一個家庭，真正的家庭

707
00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,240
‎也許不適合每一個人

708
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,494
‎但這就是我夢寐以求的

709
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:04,832
‎所以不論如何，我都要成就這個家

710
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,171
‎妳，再會了

711
00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:27,271
‎19元？太瞎了，我給妳2元

712
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:31,275
‎這不是當鋪，先生
‎遲繳費用沒得商量

713
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:34,153
‎經理，我要找經理

714
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:00,346
‎嗨，娜塔莉

715
00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:02,931
‎對

716
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:07,770
‎對，我想要看妳說
‎可以開麵包店的那地方

717
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:12,316
‎太棒了

718
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:17,738
‎“但他想不到要跟青蛙說什麼故事

719
00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:19,448
‎然後…

720
00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:24,703
‎蟾蜍就拿一杯水往他頭上倒”

721
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:31,960
‎我是混蛋嗎？抱歉，那不是好詞

722
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:34,588
‎是我嗎？

723
00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,550
‎我在努力

724
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,346
‎我百思不得其解

725
00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:45,933
‎他說用兒子絕對聽不懂的諺語

726
00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:48,435
‎因為根本不可能跟嬰兒溝通

727
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,897
‎對，完全沒錯

728
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:03,325
‎我們該如何相互了解？

729
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,162
‎我要怎麼才能做對？

730
00:45:09,164 --> 00:45:11,125
‎我想做對，福爾蒂…

731
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,835
‎是亨利

732
00:45:12,918 --> 00:45:13,919
‎亨利，你看？

733
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,755
‎你還是會干擾我思考

734
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,970
‎我會盡一切全力

735
00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,101
‎我只是還不知道方法

736
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,561
‎我…

737
00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,782
‎等一下，你不討厭我？

738
00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:51,749
‎是啊，我也不討厭你

739
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:53,625
‎我也不討厭你

740
00:45:54,209 --> 00:45:55,919
‎好，我們聊得很順利

741
00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,131
‎我們繼續唸書

742
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:04,136
‎“你為何朝我頭上倒水？”
‎青蛙問道

743
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:10,309
‎“我希望如果我朝我頭倒水
‎就能幫我想個故事”

744
00:46:18,358 --> 00:46:19,610
‎很棒吧？

745
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:22,154
‎裝潢其實都已經替妳準備差不多了

746
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,952
‎租客把廚具都留下來？

747
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,121
‎算是得這麼做吧

748
00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:33,290
‎我老實跟妳說

749
00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,043
‎這小鎮的市場很不容易討好

750
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,086
‎妳的東西得是頂級的才行

751
00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,548
‎-這我倒不擔心
‎-那就沒什麼好擔心的了

752
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,718
‎只是屋主另有租客想要

753
00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:51,016
‎但他愛我，所以今天簽三年租約
‎妳就絕對沒有問題了

754
00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,062
‎我已經傳給妳文件做電子簽

755
00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:02,069
‎-我可以…看樓下嗎？
‎-好，走吧

756
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:34,268
‎好的，我知道這樣子可能不怎麼樣

757
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,145
‎但我知道這是市場上
‎最棒的大型冷凍庫

758
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:40,816
‎我再帶妳看另一間儲藏室

759
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:56,915
‎許可證很容易到手

760
00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:00,085
‎所以妳很快就可以開始營業

761
00:48:26,862 --> 00:48:28,405
‎（娜塔莉）

762
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:47,883
‎說到底，給對的人經營
‎這地方會爆紅

763
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,843
‎妳覺得呢？

764
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,642
‎這只是開始，亨利

765
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,811
‎《青蛙與蟾蜍》是不錯
‎但等你下次聽聽《長襪皮皮》

766
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,146
‎你肯定會很驚訝

767
00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:03,148
‎我才剛走出圖書館，怎麼了？

768
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,946
‎嘿，樂芙，妳還好嗎？

769
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,491
‎喬伊

770
00:49:13,742 --> 00:49:14,868
‎怎麼了？

771
00:49:15,369 --> 00:49:17,412
‎我想我們得去參加伴侶治療

772
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:32,678
‎（僅此紀念馬克布魯姆）

773
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:33,697
‎字幕翻譯: 王問僧