Previously on Yellowjackets...
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
We're going to motherfucking nationals!
All I know is that what happened
was a tragedy. Those girls were special.
Hustle up. It's gonna be a long flight.
-They were champions. - I fucking love you, Jackie.
If we're each other's first,
-then we'll be linked forever. - Jeff's a virgin?
Shauna Shipman.
You're the only one who's always
been there for me.
Jeff, pull over.
I thought we weren't doing this again.
Tell me you love me.
I love you, Shauna.
The plane crashed.
A bunch of my friends died, and the rest of us
starved and scavenged and prayed for 19 months
until they finally found us.
I'm Taissa Turner,
and as State Senator, I want to lead New Jersey
out of the wilderness.
We agreed.
Stay out of the public eye.
Have you talked to Nat?
She's in rehab, again.
After they rescued us, I...
I lost my purpose.
I finally know how to get it back.
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!
Buzz! Buzz!
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The Lord is my shepherd, and even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death...
We'll reset after 30 seconds. Confirm.
-22 out. Speed brake! - Speed brake.
-Dump fuel.
Dumping fuel!
Except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart...
Hello?
Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi.
What do you want, Becky?
Sorry. I'm sure you're, like, so busy.
We just thought you should know that Robbie Delgado--
he's telling everybody
you two did anal in the janitor's closet.
Well, for your information,
I've never even been in the janitor's closet.
So where'd you guys do it then?
I didn't...
I didn't do anal with Robbie Delgado.
But you've done it with somebody else.
Do you, like, love anal?
No. No, I-I've never--
You know what I think?
I think you wish someone would do anal to you, Misty.
Only, you're too ugly to, like, find a victim.
Ah. Mm.
You can think what you want.
Opinion is the wilderness
between knowledge and ignorance.
That's Plato.
Oh, my gosh.
You're such a fucking weirdo.
Until then, baby...
Come on.
-Come on. - Come on. Go.
Please, God.
Push it out! Push it out!
Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up!
Push! Push! Come on, come on. Go, go, go!
Help! Help, help!
Help. Help me, help me, help me.
It's Van. - I'm stuck!
-We have to help her. - I can't breathe!
-I'm coming, Van! - Help me! Help me!
-Help me! -I'm coming.
-Come on. Oh, God.
It's stuck.
I can't get out! Can't get out.
-Hurry up! - Oh, my God!
Shauna, we got to go.
-We got to go.
-Shauna, we have to go! - Shauna! No!
Shauna!
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eerie vocalizing
We have to go back inside!
-Have you seen Van? - Sorry.
Has anybody seen...? Have you seen Van?
Have you? Van?
Van?
Help!
Coach Scott.
Coach Scott!
Help!
I'm coming!
-Coming. Oh!
Coming! Coach. Coach!
Let me see.
-Hey, girls, is it, uh...? Yeah?
Can you move it?
-Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Here. Come on. Come on.
-Come on. - Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, fucking God!
Coach?
-Coach! - Coach? Coach?
Shauna, please. There's nothing we could do.
Jesus.
Coach.
Surprise.
Van.
-Van! Ty.
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What the fuck?
Help me move him!
I'm hungry, I'm dirty
I'm losing my mind, everything's fine!
Bubble baths.
Walks in the rain.
Muscular calves.
Escalators.
Knuckles. Steamed clams.
Obviously.
But enough about me.
What turns you on, Stan?
Oh. Uh...
I don't know, just, uh...
the usual stuff.
Hair?
Oh. Well.
I can work with that.
-Another Rioja, hon? - No, that's, uh--
-That'd be great. - It's just,
I have to be up kind of early tomorrow, so...
I-It's six o'clock.
And I thought you said that you just got fired.
Well, technically I said
there were some... intradepartmental
redundancies post-merger, so, you know, I wasn't really fired
so much as it's, uh...
What the hell?
I suppose one more drink won't kill me.
And did we want to take a look at some menus?
Oh, I think just...
I honestly don't see how we couldn't.
Like this, got it?
As much as you can and fast.
We're gonna need to change the bandages soon.
And then hourly after that.
If he even lives that long.
Don't say that.
Just... just, uh, keep ripping them up.
Okay?
Yeah. Good, good, good.
Ow. Watch it.
Hold still, then.
No, no, no. It's-it's too loose, here.
Fuck.
You need to... stop the bleeding
without cutting off the circulation.
How do you know how to do all this?
I took the Red Cross babysitter training class.
Twice.
Okay.
All right, bleeding's slowing down.
We need to disinfect it somehow.
Um, maybe something from the bar cart?
There wasn't one.
I mean, it was just soda. It's cheaper that way.
Maybe somebody brought contraband.
Okay. Wow.
Well, did you?
Obviously.
But I stashed it
in my bag, and God knows where that is now.
Guys, how about this?
Hey, that's m-- Uh...
A great idea, Van.
Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol.
Actually, this could work. Okay.
-Lie back. Lie back.
Lie back.
Lie back. Lie back.
Oh, Jesus!
Fuck, my leg!
Oh, fuck!
Is it bad?
How bad is it?
Well, the good news is I--
You're gonna be fine, Coach.
You got pretty banged up, but Misty's doing a really good job.
Right, Misty?
We have to tell him.
And freak him out worse?
Are you really that psyched to tell him you chopped
his fucking leg off with an axe?
-[Callie] Yeah? - Hey. It's me.
Yeah. I know. Do you not know how cell phones work?
-Are you home? - Maybe.
Oh, do you not know how being home works?
What do you want, Mom?
I just realized I forgot to defrost the chuck.
Literally, what are you even talking about?
For dinner tomorrow. Can you just...
take it out of the freezer, please?
Fine, okay. What does it look like?
Like a little refrigerator
on top of the big refrigerator. It's meat, Callie.
It looks like frozen meat.
Ah, fuck!
Callie...
I have to go. Sorry.
Who taught you how to drive?
-Are you okay? - No, actually, I'm not.
Because you, sir, are a fucking asshole.
Wow.
You know, usually it takes people at least a few minutes
of conversation to figure that out.
You're good.
What is, what is this?
Adorable?
Are you trying to be adorable with me?
Does that usually work for you?
You know what, this...
this is not my fault, okay?
Because you can't just stop without warning.
It is... it's crazy!
Look, I'm honestly not sure what to do here.
Because, A, you rear-ended me,
so technically this is your fault.
And B, that's literally what taillights are for.
How do you know your taillights aren't out?
Are they?
That's not the point. I...
You are so mad.
And yet so wrong.
Look, you clearly took the worst of it here.
We probably don't need to get our insurance involved.
Oh, God. Really?
You got a pen?
-A pen? - Well, I figured
if I asked for your phone I might end up in the hospital.
Oh. Okay, um...
Here you go.
That's the number of a body shop.
I know a good guy there.
He owes me a favor.
Just give him a call.
He'll take care of you, okay?
Oh, okay.
I'm Adam, by the way.
Shauna.
So tell me, kids.
How's the sex?
Yeah, I...
we've just, um...
we've both been very busy...
-Yeah. -...recently.
And Jeff's had a lot of... late nights,
-um, at work... - Yeah, we've been having
a lot of problems with the inventory database.
Back at the store.
Right. Well, I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Marriage lives up here, dies down here.
That's quite the catchphrase.
I want to assign you two
some real homework this week.
Not only are you gonna have sex,
but I want you to share a fantasy
with each other-- something you've never shared before.
-No... - Awesome.
I know you've been together a very long time.
But that is all the more reason
to try something new.
Just trust me.
You may find...
you can still surprise each other.
Well, this is me.
Thanks for the ride home. I, uh...
I can't believe my car wouldn't start.
Just one of those things, I guess, so weird.
Well, this-this-this was, uh...
Do you want to come inside? Um...
You could meet Caligula.
Um...
Oh. I see.
It's because you think I'm ugly.
What?
God, Misty, you're so stupid.
I...
I think you're...
-y-you're very--
If you thought I was pretty, you'd come inside.
So, is it just, uh, the one bird, or...
Stan, you're so funny.
Now, Caligula is a little protective of me,
but it's all for show.
He's a total sweetheart, really.
But do shield your eyes if he comes at your face.
What?
Hello, Misty.
You crazy fucking bitch.
Okay, yeah. I'm out of here.
Hey, Nat.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
You haven't changed.
I take it you know why I'm here.
The postcard.
Yeah.
The fucking postcard.
So what does it mean?
You tell me.
Oh. You think...
Hold that thought.
I didn't send it, silly.
See? I got one, too.
It came in the mail about a week ago.
It's from an online app, so the postmark
on the envelope is useless.
How do I know you didn't send it to yourself?
Well, I could ask you the same thing, so...
I guess we'll just have to believe each other.
So who's next on your suspect list?
I have a lot of theories, but do you want to go first?
Oh! Do you want something to drink?
I've got tea, I've got coconut La Croix,
I have sherry in the cupboard.
I'm gonna need something a little stronger than that.
Oh, you got me a drink.
I can't believe I've never been here before.
It's so, um... so edgy.
-So what have you got?
Oh.
Well, if I've learned anything
in the citizen detective community...
-The what? - Citizen detective.
We're like, um, we're like private investigators,
except for no one hired us or asked for our help.
We work together online to solve cold cases.
Disappearances, murders. It's super fun.
So I've been asking myself,
"What does the person who sent these postcards want?"
To scare us, to mess with our heads.
Make us think about...
what happened out there.
It's obviously a threat.
Who's Jessica Roberts?
She claims to be a reporter, but I think that's a lie.
She's been nosing around.
She claims she has a book deal, but...
Well, how could she know about...?
You know.
Maybe somebody talked.
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You found Travis?
Oh... yeah.
Talk about someone who didn't want to be found.
Here you go, ladies.
From the gentleman in the back.
Says it's your drink of choice.
Hey.
Hi.
Wow.
It really is you.
Hi!
-Hey. I'm, um-- Kevyn.
It's Misty. Misty Quigley. From third period Spanish.
Misty, right. Of course.
Man.
Natalie.
It's nice to see you.
Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
Sorry, is this a, is this a bad time?
You in the middle of something?
-Mm-hmm. Right.
Got it.
Well, uh...
I don't know how long you're in town for, but just in case,
I'll leave this.
If you maybe want to maybe get a drink
another 20 years from now,
you'll know how to reach me.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Dang. If somebody had told me
that's how goth freak Kevyn Tan would grow up...
Didn't you two used to be friends?
Best friends.
So you sure this is him?
Travis?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's gonna hurt for a second.
Ready? One, two, three.
Arm through. You got it. You got it. Come on, come on,
-come on, you got it. - Man, Misty is awesome.
Dad?
Fuck. Javi!
-Dad? - Go find Travis.
Now. Javi, stop!
Shit.
Travis, hey.
Your brother's trying to get back on the plane.
I think he's looking for your dad.
The door ripped open when we were going down.
He was trying to help one of you idiots put on an oxygen mask,
and, uh...
he fell out.
Yeah, well, that...
fucking sucks, but...
your brother's still here, so...
...maybe you should go help him.
Well, maybe you should mind your own fucking business, hmm?
I come bearing gifts. You're welcome.
Yes! Rumba's!
So this is your move?
You think you can miss the parent-teacher conference
and just buy us off with picadillo?
Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy.
With you it's more like cross my fingers, hope for the best.
Well, we already ate at, you know, dinnertime.
Which is why I got the sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.
-And the... - Pastelitos!
Pastelitos! For dessert.
I am sorry.
Goddamn strategy meetings.
So, how was it?
Did I miss anything big?
Uh, hey, kiddo.
Why don't you and Manny take one of those pastelitos
and go watch some TV?
Uh-oh. That can't be a good sign.
His teacher's concerned.
She says he's having a hard time making friends.
-That's it? - Yeah.
Do we know for sure the other kids don't suck?
-Ty. - I'm kidding.
-Obviously. - I know.
But, I mean, I was kind of a loner when I was his age.
There's nothing wrong with a little self-reliance.
I should have been there.
But you really think there's something to worry about here?
-Maybe.
I call it... - I don't know.
Maybe putting him in public school was a mistake.
No, no. Education is the cornerstone of your platform,
and you are right.
If everybody who can just bails on the public system...
What you're doing is important, Ty. It matters.
What we're doing.
It's just been an adjustment, that's all.
I'm used to you being there.
I'm always here.
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I hate these buttons.
Oh, motherfucker.
Need a little help over there?
What, am I not surprising you with how...
sexy this is?
You know, I was thinking...
...you know, about what the, uh,
the therapist said earlier today,
with the whole... fantasy thing?
Yeah?
Yeah. I was... you know, I was just thinking
maybe it-it could be kind of hot if, uh,
you pretended
to be a customer at the store.
All right, your fantasy is
for me to pretend to buy furniture?
-It's dumb. - No. No, no, no.
-Hey. - I don't know.
It's not. It's not dumb.
It's, um....
It's great.
-Let's try it. - Yeah?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
-All right. - Okay.
All right.
I... You know, I think I should leave my clothes on,
'cause I don't think I would go shopping without them.
-Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh, I'll, uh, meet you halfway.
-Then we can... Yeah. - Yeah.
Oh. Oh, okay.
Uh...
Pardon me.
-Okay. No. No, that's... - Just,
I'm gonna do something different. Okay.
Excuse me, sir.
I just can't do it.
Nah, you're doing great. Maybe I should start.
-Yes. - All right.
You... Mm-hmm.
Hi.
I, uh, I couldn't help but notice
that you were eyeing this credenza over here.
I'm the owner.
Hank.
I'm... Tabitha.
Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you.
Is there anything special
that I can help you with today, Tabitha?
Actually, yes.
I'm... here to make a return.
Why would you be returning something?
Well... Well, I don't know.
-Not as, like a...
I don't know. Just a...
My-my armoire.
It's too big. I should have taken measurements.
Are you making fun of me?
No. I'm not m...
I'm trying to...
I...
I just feel a little stupid.
-Right. - Jeff.
Do you not think it's a bit weird? It's, like...
What is this?
Nothing.
Just, I-I got into a fender bender this afternoon,
and it was not a big deal.
We exchanged information,
-so it's just his-- - So, wait, wait, wait. You...
You got in an accident today?
And you're just mentioning that now?
How bad was it, Shauna?
Like I just said, it was not a big deal.
-I'm fine, by the way. - I can see you're fine.
How about that armoire?
It's... not working.
No shit.
Oh, my God. Where are you going?
I'm just gonna jerk off, watch some SportsCenter before bed.
She hates me now.
Maybe just give her some time.
For the record,
I was trying to save you.
I thought that...
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Oh, where's the other one? They're supposed to be together.
Ah!
Oh. Oh.
Is this it?
Let's go.
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Dad! Dad!
-Javi, Javi, Javi, come here. - Dad?
-Please.
-It's Dad. - Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah.
Holy macaroni, is-is that...?
He's got to be dead, right?
What the fuck?
Don't look. Don't look.
Okay, who has the best arm?
-What? - I do, Jackie.
-What? - Thinking we could...
try and throw things at him and see if he moves.
You want to throw rocks at Coach who fell out of a fucking plane?
I didn't say rocks. Someone's shoe or whatever.
Oh, yeah, that's a fuck-ton smarter.
You're on fire today, Jackie.
Oh, wait. That was supposed to be me, huh?
-What? Okay, guys, stop it.
We need a plan here.
We could lower him with ropes?
Vines, then? I don't know.
Fuck's sake, Laura Lee, we're not gonna
-Tarzan him out of a tree. - Oh--
-You got a better idea? Than shoes and vines?
Sure. Let's just cut the fucking tree down.
Dad? Dad!
-No, don't! - Travis, Travis, Travis!
Travis!
Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here.
-Come here. Come here. - Come on. Come down.
-Let him go! - Come back down!
This is all I could find, okay? So just
grab a corner and if somebody falls on it.
-Travis, grab the-- - Travis.
-Travis. - Stop.
Okay.
Okay. Tie those down.
Dad?
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-Travis, get back! - Get back!
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So, the prince would like you to read to him.
Apparently, you're better at the voices.
Tell me he's opened his shades.
No, still refusing to.
It's like Dracula's crypt in there.
All right, I'm going. I'm going. Let's go.
Scooch.
I'm sick of reading.
Since when?
You want to go to the park?
No.
-Why not? - No friends.
I'm your friend, Sammy.
Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm.
Ah.
Okay, let's see if you can get this.
-Ah? - A bunny?
That's right.
Um, how about...
this?
A snail?
Oh. You are good.
Um, oh, oh, you will never get this one.
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Mom?
Oh.
Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, you know what? Let's-let's...
Let's go take a walk around the block.
You can take your scooter.
Why did you do this?
Answer me.
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So she can't see me.
Who?
The lady in the tree.
She watches me at night.
Look at me and tell me what you mean.
I just did.
Sammy.
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy.
Yeah?
Hi.
Um, I'm sorry. Who is this?
Wow.
I guess I didn't make much of an impression.
Oh. Okay.
I guess you've been thinking about what you did,
and you just can't live with yourself?
Do you not do "Hello"?
Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short.
Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender.
Okay, I heard it.
I'll get to the point.
You never called the shop about your fender.
How do you know that?
'Cause I'm the guy who works there.
I thought the surprise might be... adorable?
Oh, if you must know, I-I...
I just can't afford something like that right now.
You can't afford free?
Wait. Are you serious?
Yeah. If you have dinner with me.
What, no clever comeback?
No, thank you. No, thanks.
Look, Adam--
My actual name? That's a good start.
I-I just can't.
I'm sorry.
No, um, I'm the sorry one.
I just thought...
What?
Well, you seemed like someone
who doesn't play by the rules,
Shauna.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm an idiot.
Um, just forget it.
Enjoy the rest of your... minivan.
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dramatic vocalizing
slow, solemn music
Here.
How do you do that cool dance?
Baby, don't split those hot pants
I got these moves that we can do to and sing
I don't look too good in pink
I used to slash myself up
I like to play it tough...
Hello?
Travis?
Bottles breaking rough
You got to handle that stuff...
I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number.
Yeah
Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up
Yeah, yeah
Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up
Yeah, yeah
Make your way to Berlin
I just wanted to be like, "Dude,
of course it's cheap construction.
You bought a $300 sofa
made by blind kids in Bangladesh.
What-what are you expecting, man?
I mean, Altamura leather?
Mortise and tenon joints?"
I'm sorry if I'm interrupting you two
completely not giving a shit.
Jeff.
-So you are listening? - Of course we're listening. Yes.
Callie, can you...?
Anything new in school?
Nope.
This chili is really good tonight.
It's really good.
New recipe?
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Actually, it is.
Callie forgot to take the meat out of the freezer,
so I killed a rabbit in the garden.
Skinned it chin to anus--
Jesus Christ, Mom.
Okay, you're in a mood.
You are so freaking weird.
"Glory Box" by Portishead
I'm so tired
Of playing
Playing with this bow and arrow
Gonna give my heart away
Leave it to the other girls
To play
For I've been a temptress
Too long
Just give me a reason
To love you
Give me a reason
To be
A woman
I just want to be a woman
From this time, unchained
We're all looking at a different picture
Through this new frame of mine
A thousand flowers...
I'm sure the plane has an emergency transmitter
sending out a distress signal.
They'll be here to rescue us by morning.
And give us some room, yeah
Give me a reason...
Still...
maybe we should conserve some food?
In case they don't get here till later in the day?
To be...
You want to save the CornNuts?
I just want to be a woman...
Mari, you okay?
Looks like you did Allie a big favor by breaking her leg.
Sow
A little ten, tenderness
No matter if you cry...
I'm in the market for a new bed.
What?
Something... king-sized?
Oh, yeah?
Damn it, Shauna.
What about Callie?
She's at Kyle's.
So, um,
you should know,
my new bed needs to be really sturdy,
so, we should probably...
test a few options.
Mm.
Mmm.
You okay, Laura Lee?
This is all my fault.
I did something really bad.
I kept screwing up in my piano lesson last week.
Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me.
"Sharp. F sharp. F sharp."
I just... I couldn't take it anymore.
So I called her a bad word.
Just in my head, but...
God heard me.
Now we're all being punished.
What did you call her?
Cunt.
I steal shitty clothes from T.J. Maxx.
-What? - I return them,
and I get credit that I never use, and I have
thousands of dollars in T.J. bucks.
-What? Really?
I, uh...
I used to sneak downstairs after everybody had gone to bed
and watch the Color of Night
so I could pause it on Bruce Willis's wang.
That is definitely why we crashed.
I mean,
Jeff's not bad, but damn.
-Right?
That's so funny.
Hmm. Mm.
Misty.
Your leg is gone.
I chopped it off.
What?
I saved your life.
-No. No. - But
you're not out of the woods yet.
No. No, that's not...
It's imposs...
-What about you, Shipman?
Any secrets big enough to crash a goddamn plane?
Um...
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What the fuck, Misty?
I had to stop the bleeding for good.
Well, thank you for shopping with us, Tabitha.
-Mmm.
You're welcome.
Mmm. I'm gonna take a quick shower.
-Okay. Great.
You were just kidding about the rabbit thing, right?
-Huh? - Yeah.
-It's chicken. -Obviously.
Oh.
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Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh...
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh...
I didn't know Misty was capable of that.
No, no. I don't know how Misty knows half of that shit,
but honestly, thank God.
Sorry. I just...
We would be so completely fucked if she wasn't here.
Ooh, ooh...
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh
Everything okay?
I was getting coffee, and I... and I saw you.
Engine trouble?
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Looks like it.
You going someplace?
Well, I'm off today and tomorrow, too.
Just saying.
Where you going?
I was actually thinking of taking a little trip up north.
To see Travis?
Oh... But your car.
Well...
I had some errands to run, but, um, but you know, I could...
I could take you up there if you wanted.
It could be like a road trip.
Fine. But I'm driving.
Do you prefer podcasts or showtunes?
-Why'd you buy two?
Oh, I always get two of things.
That way, I'll have some to share.
Like candy bars and sandwiches, New York style pretzels.
Uh, calzones from the stromboli place,
those raspberry lemonades from Michael's.
Everybody loves those.
Good pumpernickel from the bagelry.
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Mmm
Is it really fair to feel
This way inside?
- Whoa
Someday somebody's gonna make you want
To turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you gonna let 'em
Hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know
things can change?
- Things will go your way
If you hold on
For one more day
Can you hold on for one...
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