1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,843 ["Happy Man" playing] 2 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,899 [teller] You have a wonderful day. 3 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,192 - Thank you. Go there. - Mm-hmm. 4 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,113 Good afternoon. 5 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,073 [teller] Hello, how may I help you today? 6 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:14,616 I'd like to open a line of credit. 7 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:17,411 Oh, great. One of our personal bankers will assist you momentarily. 8 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,580 - Thank you very much. - No problem. 9 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,792 [grunts, clears throat] 10 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:25,878 Go ahead and insert your ATM card. 11 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,548 Go ahead and enter your PIN. 12 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,341 [presses buttons] 13 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,634 On behalf of Chase Bank, 14 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,721 I'd like to thank you for being a loyal customer for… 15 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,389 - [Adam clears throat] - …seven years. 16 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,434 Congratulations, Mr. Neumann, 17 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,563 it looks like you're pre-approved for our Sapphire Preferred card. 18 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:48,567 You earn two times points on dining, including eligible delivery services. 19 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:53,405 There's a $95 annual fee, plus a credit limit of $10,000. 20 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:54,907 - 10,000? - Mm-hmm. 21 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,951 I think I'm going to need a bit more than that. 22 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,622 I can certainly help you with that. How much were we thinking? 23 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,873 Um, 50 million. 24 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,585 [chuckles, sighs] I know, right? 25 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,802 You have $43,000 in your bank account. 26 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:17,971 Google me. 27 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:19,723 [chuckles] 28 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,099 It's okay. Don't be shy. 29 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,184 Mmm. 30 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,948 [chuckles] Uh… [clears throat] Just one sec. 31 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,951 Hey, Roger! Ro-- Roger? 32 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,120 Adam, 33 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:49,294 you are now what we call in the banking industry a UHNWI. 34 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,421 - You know what that means? - No. 35 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,091 It means ultra-high-net-worth individual. 36 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,843 - Congratulations. - [grunts] 37 00:02:55,926 --> 00:03:00,138 And as the chairman here at JPMC, I… 38 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:03,767 Well, I like to think I understand the concerns 39 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,854 of the ultra-high-net-worth individual better than most, right? 40 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,938 Yes. Yeah. 41 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,607 I understand, I think, the opportunities. 42 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,359 - I understand the challenges. - Challenges? 43 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:17,489 Yeah, in your case, the challenge is that your business has received billions, 44 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,617 but you, Adam Neumann, still only have-- 45 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,161 $43,000, yes. 46 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,496 Right, in your bank account. 47 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:29,168 The value of your shares can't be accessed without a liquidity event. 48 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:34,298 So, your primary challenge, Adam, now, is liquidity. 49 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,926 Make me liquid, Jamie. 50 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,637 - [Jamie chuckles] - Make me liquid! 51 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:46,018 Yeah. But a $50 million line of credit… [clicks tongue] 52 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,646 [stammers] 53 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,356 I think you need 100 million. 54 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,736 That would give you more optionality. 55 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,155 Makes perfect sense. 56 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,907 - [assistant knocks] - [Jamie] Come on. 57 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,329 I'll, uh-- I'll have the lending team get into it. 58 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,331 Jamie. 59 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,666 Jamie, how did you know? 60 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,878 - Thanks, Cassie. - [Adam] Don Julio, my favorite. 61 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:15,214 Adam, I'd like you to consider me your personal banker. 62 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,134 [Rebekah] Ignore the cheesy music. 63 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,803 [Adam] It's-- Wow. Wow, Rivka. 64 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,847 I know, it's perfect. 65 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,184 Oh, but I told the broker I love it. 66 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,810 Rivka, never say you love it. 67 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,355 I know. I know, Neshama. But what do you wa-- 68 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,024 I'm not a calculated person. I'm an expressive. 69 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,317 What are they asking? 70 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,319 13.9, but there's three bidders. 71 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:41,949 13.9. Offer them 15 million, all cash. 72 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,534 [squeals, giggles] 73 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,161 [Adam tutting] No squealing during the negotiation. 74 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:47,538 You've got to keep a game face. 75 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,289 Okay, okay, okay, I promise. 76 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,832 Keep the game face. 77 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,584 - Hmm. - [person] Mr. Neumann. 78 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:57,548 Okay, I've got to go, but, uh, look for houses for Adi and Savta, okay? 79 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,132 Okay, how much do you want to spend? 80 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:02,094 Uh, nothing too crazy. Keep it under five million. 81 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:04,721 Love you. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Yes, bye. 82 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,391 [speaks Mandarin] 83 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,767 It's a very punishing schedule. 84 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,102 [speaks Mandarin] 85 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,271 He missed his brother's 60th birthday party. 86 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,772 Tell him it will all be worth it. 87 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,650 He's building something he will be very proud to show his brother. 88 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,944 - Very proud. Very proud. - [speaks Mandarin] 89 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,739 - The pace is not good. It leads to-- - Then we work smarter, not just harder. 90 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:23,991 [speaks Mandarin] 91 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:27,160 Why-- Why-- Why-- Where is the second floor? 92 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,996 - [speaks Mandarin] - [speaks Mandarin] 93 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,373 [speaks Mandarin] 94 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,209 He said, "The plans didn't include a second floor, only a staircase." 95 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,128 Not the second f-- 96 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:39,298 Who builds a staircase without a second floor? 97 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,134 - [speaks Mandarin] - Why? Tell me why. 98 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:46,513 There was no time to connect the toilets to the pipes. 99 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,765 The toilets are ornamental. 100 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,687 We have an infestation of mice. 101 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:57,900 Hmm. 102 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:05,199 There is a pastry shop down the street. 103 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,076 I want you to go there. Buy out every item in the store. 104 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,704 Tell them, if someone comes in with a WeWork keycard, 105 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,414 let them use the bathroom. Okay? 106 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,670 I leased the building across the street. 107 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,006 I want you to build a temporary WeWork there. 108 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:23,800 Paint it. Set up the Internet. Give it the WeWork vibe. 109 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,885 You have 48 hours. 110 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,938 Do you know what a ball pit is? 111 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,233 A ball pit? It's a pit of balls. It-- 112 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:45,030 I want you to build a ball pit. People will jump from there into the pit. 113 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,492 Problem solved. Thank you very much. 114 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,831 [in Mandarin] What the fuck's a ball pit? 115 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,208 [Rebekah] So, where are you? 116 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,794 I have no idea. Uh, Stockholm? 117 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:02,089 Oh. Oslo. 118 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,550 Can you feel that? 119 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:08,220 Can you feel all that love and energy that I'm sending to you? 120 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:12,724 [moans] Yes, I feel it. I feel it, Rivka. 121 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,229 Earlier today, Harlow Moon turns to me, and she goes, 122 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:22,025 "Mommy, if you whisper, 'olive juice,' it looks just like, 'I love you.'" 123 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,319 Olive juice. 124 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,698 It doesn't sound like "I love you" when I say it. 125 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,534 Oh, well, I think it's how your mouth looks when you whisper it. 126 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,036 [mouthing] Olive juice. Juice. 127 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,998 Hey, did you get my present? 128 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:40,294 Yes, I did. I haven't opened it yet. I was waiting for you. 129 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,462 Open it. Open it, Rivka. 130 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,256 Open it? Okay. 131 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,010 [inhales sharply] Hmm. 132 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:54,183 Oh, you got me a subscription to Time. Thank you. 133 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,768 For the Time 100 issue. 134 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,062 Did you make Time 100? 135 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,107 No, no, we did. We made the Time 100. 136 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:04,026 It might be my name in there, 137 00:08:04,109 --> 00:08:06,403 but none of this would have been possible without you. 138 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,031 - None of it, Rivka. - [laughs, screams] 139 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,366 [whispers] Olive juice. 140 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:16,747 I-I-- Oh, co-- Come home to us. Come home to me. 141 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,166 I wish. These international flights. 142 00:08:19,249 --> 00:08:22,252 My-- My flight was canceled three times this week. 143 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:25,547 Well, manifest the power to fly. 144 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,674 Manifest the power to fly. That's all? 145 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,259 Yeah, that's all. It's just a little thing. 146 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,977 As you can see, the plane has been designed 147 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,232 with every convenience imaginable. 148 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,610 - [Adam] Mmm. - [salesperson] The spoons are chilled, 149 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,488 so the roe remains undamaged at high altitude. 150 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:55,160 You will not find a finer aircraft for your company, Mr. Neumann. 151 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,579 ["Roar" playing through speakers] 152 00:08:57,663 --> 00:09:02,835 A custom in-flight entertainment system with Bang & Olufsen speakers. 153 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,920 [volume increases] 154 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,423 Who is this? 155 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,426 Katy Perry. "Roar." 156 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,262 I love it! 157 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,806 The song or the plane? 158 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:19,226 Both! And I'll take it! Whoo! 159 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,395 Whoo! [chuckles] 160 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,526 - [song continues] - [employees cheering] 161 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:34,575 Twenty-- Twenty new locations! 162 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,702 [laughs] 163 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,996 Twenty new locations! 164 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,873 [gong resounds] 165 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,709 Thirteen cities! 166 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,627 [gong resounds] 167 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,297 Six countries! 168 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,967 - [gong resounds] - And after a brief delay in customs, 169 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,888 we are the proud owners of a brand-new gong! 170 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,973 [cheering continues] 171 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,727 Adam, the Five Families are here. 172 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:05,564 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. The Five Families, my first day back? 173 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,024 It's been on your calendar for a month. 174 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,734 And your weekly memo. And your daily rundown. 175 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,611 - And I sent you an email this morning-- - Reschedule it. 176 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,237 - You can't reschedule it. - Reschedule it. 177 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,655 You've rescheduled it eight times. 178 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,116 Tell them I'm not here. 179 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,911 [Phil] Jamie Hodari is literally looking right at you. 180 00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:21,371 Oy, shit. Okay. 181 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:25,542 Yeah, they're finding that standing desks relieve musculoskeletal pain and fatigue. 182 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,921 And not to mention the documented gains in productivity. 183 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:31,131 I don't know if you guys saw the study 184 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:35,344 in the International Journal of, uh, Workplace Health Management. 185 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:38,472 No? 'Cause it was really compelling. I mean, the findings were-- 186 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,435 Adam, are we boring you? 187 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,605 Yes. Yes, but please continue. 188 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,027 Yeah, I-I don't get the sense 189 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:56,365 that you really appreciate how special this is. 190 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,367 Competitors are usually at each other's throats. 191 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,451 No, no, no. 192 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:03,330 I-- I do appreciate, uh, how very special you all are. 193 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,960 Okay, well, the people in this room represent 89% 194 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,795 of the coworking space in the US. 195 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:16,510 Now, I-- I appreciate that WeWork comprises 39.7% of that, 196 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,888 - but we own the other half. - [groans] You can-- You can just say 40. 197 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,181 Jamie's being too nice. 198 00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,307 - Is he? - Yeah. 199 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,059 Collectively, we're bigger than you, 200 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,895 - but you sit there laughing it up-- - It's in all of our interests 201 00:11:26,979 --> 00:11:29,356 - to work together. Okay? - [Adam] Ah. 202 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,942 There's a lot to be gained by sharing best practices. 203 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,111 Most importantly, for our customers. 204 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,572 You should think that, right? 205 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,284 Okay. All right, all right, all right. Fine. 206 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,202 Moving on. Moving on. 207 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,288 Um, I want you all to look out for a ping from me. 208 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,498 - [employee] Here we go. - I'm gonna send you a-- 209 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,794 I need a moment. Just a moment. 210 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,505 - Continue boring yourselves to death. - Just a moment. 211 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,507 - [Adam] Hey! Hey! - Why-- 212 00:11:55,591 --> 00:11:59,803 [tutting] What-- What are you doing? Huh? 213 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,305 ["Harlem Shake" playing] 214 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,640 [Adam cheers] 215 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,571 - [song continues] - [cheering] 216 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:29,875 [song ends] 217 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,758 [roars] 218 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,760 [hums] 219 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,845 - [roars] - Yeah. [chuckles] 220 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,350 [Adam babbles] 221 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,018 [growls] 222 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,312 Can we-- Can we get back to business now? 223 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,231 [babbles] 224 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,275 Oh. Oh, okay. So, you're a werewolf now? 225 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,610 [babbles] 226 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,320 All right, Adam. 227 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,739 - Um, page 12, subsection-- - [Adam] Apologies, 228 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,659 I-I have to go get ready for the Time 100 Gala. 229 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:09,414 I was named one of the 100 most influential people in the world. 230 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:16,213 Will I be seeing any of you there tonight? No? Well, o-okay. 231 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,674 Hey, Phil! Pull the car around. 232 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,800 [engine revs] 233 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,727 Hey, baby, just be careful on the floors, okay? 234 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:32,604 Remember that's a Hamptons toy. 235 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,148 Um… Oh, I'm sorry, what was I saying? 236 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,525 You've been on red carpets before. 237 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,569 Right. Because of-- You know. 238 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,028 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 239 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,446 But this feels, um… 240 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,115 Oh, this is different. 241 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,325 - It is. - It's your moment. 242 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:47,953 - Hmm. - Mmm. 243 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:52,708 Well, I think you are ready for your close-up. 244 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,171 - Thank you. - [makeup artist] Welcome. 245 00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,715 - [gasps] I'm sorry. So late. - Holy shit. 246 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,799 We're so late. 247 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,553 [stammers] You have never looked more beautiful. 248 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,681 Well, thank you. Oh, thank you. I had a lot of help, so-- 249 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,725 - Thank you so much, Margot. Thank you. - Of course. 250 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,897 You look like a movie star. 251 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,733 Thank you. Let's go. 252 00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,526 - [moans] - [chuckles] 253 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,029 And remember, when we go out there, stick your chin out. 254 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,033 - Like a turtle? - Yeah, like a turtle. [chuckles] 255 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:32,206 We're here tonight because of you. Olive juice. 256 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,540 Olive juice. 257 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,625 Adam and Rebekah. 258 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,709 Oh. 259 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,462 [paparazzo 1] Adam, Rebekah, over here. Over here. 260 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:40,964 [paparazzo 2] Over here. 261 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,593 [paparazzo 3] Great. Great. 262 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,094 [paparazzo 4] Beautiful smile. 263 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,597 [paparazzo 5] Can I get a single of Adam? 264 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:55,771 [paparazzo 6] Rebekah. Rebekah, can you move two feet to the left? 265 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,273 - [paparazzo 7] Hey, she's in my shot. - [paparazzo 8] To the left. 266 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,442 [paparazzo 9] I can't get a single. 267 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,985 [paparazzo 10] To the left, Rebekah. 268 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,490 Oh, I'm s-- I'm sorry. Sorry. 269 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,200 Are you one of the honorees? 270 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,953 W-- I mean, I'm-- I'm-- My husband is. 271 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,204 But I'm supposed to be here. 272 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,331 There is a spot over there for significant others. 273 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,832 He'll find you when he finishes up. 274 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:16,917 Okay. 275 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,126 [paparazzi clamoring] 276 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,355 [elevator dings] 277 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,405 [employees speaking indistinctly] 278 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,074 And then, finally, he opened the box. 279 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,660 - You can imagine. - No. [chuckles] 280 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,955 I know! That's what I'm saying! 281 00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:58,876 Hello. 282 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,295 - Rebekah. H-- - Hi. 283 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,422 - Hi. - [both chuckle] 284 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,257 - Uh… - [stammers] 285 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,134 Uh, we reserved your office. 286 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,679 You reserved my office? 287 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,308 Uh, we're almost finished. Can you give us a sec? 288 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,689 Huh? Oh, sure. 289 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:31,283 Why are there people in my office? Wearing shoes? 290 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,285 It's an events-planning meeting, I think. 291 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:37,539 Okay. Why is it happening in my office? 292 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,877 Sometimes people use your office as a spare conference room. 293 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,379 Interesting. 294 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,382 Is there anything I can help you with? 295 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:50,385 Um, yes. What's his name? 296 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,347 - Jeff. - Jeff. 297 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:54,848 Jeff? 298 00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:06,902 [knocks] Hi. 299 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,031 I need you to start offboarding "Jeff Winitsky." 300 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,491 Offboarding? 301 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,535 We're firing him immediately. 302 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,618 Why? 303 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,915 Um… bad energy. 304 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,085 - Bad energy. Got it. - Hmm. 305 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,295 Thank you. 306 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:31,552 So, your boy's gone international. 307 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:34,137 Don't start. I have a meeting at WeWork. 308 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:38,559 Now, he does know he doesn't have to spend the entire $4 billion 309 00:17:38,642 --> 00:17:39,726 before midnight, right? 310 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,645 He's scaling up. 311 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,397 This isn't Amazon. 312 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,775 Now, look, I know that he doesn't know that, 313 00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,986 but, Bruce, I really need to know that you know that. 314 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,362 What if it is Amazon? 315 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:55,075 What business did an online bookstore have with selling sneakers and wine glasses? 316 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,412 Bruce, this expansion is insane, and-- 317 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,496 I'm gonna be late. 318 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:01,206 Bruce. [sighs] 319 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,627 [Adam] As you can see on, uh, page three-- page three, 320 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:11,383 with the addition of 13 new cities, we have now doubled our global presence! 321 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,219 [speaks indistinctly] 322 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,597 Tremendous work, guys. 323 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,098 Thank you, Bruce. 324 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,269 Masa, are you still there? 325 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,400 [Masa] Yes. 326 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,820 Great. Perfect. Perfect. And, uh… 327 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:36,033 Turn to, uh, page 27, please. Twenty-seven. 328 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:41,997 Just this week, we welcomed IBM as our very first enterprise customer. 329 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:47,586 We will design, build, manage 70,000 square foot of space for them. 330 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,879 70,000. 331 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,298 Yes. 332 00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:01,767 Must be a delay. 333 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,852 Masa, I think we have a delay. 334 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:08,190 I just want to make sure you, uh, heard that last part before we move on. 335 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:15,113 - [Masa] Yes. - [Adam] Great, great, great, great, great. 336 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:19,284 Um, we saved the best for last. 337 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:23,789 This is very big, very special news. I'm very excited to share it with you all. 338 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,708 We are on track-- on track… 339 00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:34,341 for a projected $1.8 billion in revenue this year. 340 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,636 $1.8 billion. Whoo! 341 00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,182 Yes. 342 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,234 [stammers] Masa, you still there? 343 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,782 - [Masa] Yes. - Okay. 344 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,953 He turned his $20 million investment in Alibaba into a 150 billion. 345 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:06,498 150 billion, okay? What is the ROI on that? 346 00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,542 Uh, it's 8,000-X. 347 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,711 And 8,000 times 4.4 billion? 348 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:16,216 If he expects an 8,000-times return on 4.4 billion, 349 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,302 then that is what I have to give him. 350 00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,598 He never looked at our financials. 351 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,435 I bet he invested in our company and never looked at our financials. 352 00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,145 And n-now he's disappointed. 353 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,814 To be honest, he didn't invest in the company per se. 354 00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:35,444 He invested in me, so, you know… You know what I mean. 355 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,947 Yeah, well, maybe he knows our 1.8 billion in revenue 356 00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,658 is against 1.9 billion in losses. 357 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,999 We spend to grow, Miguel! Spend to grow! 358 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:54,254 [sips] 359 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:56,006 - [groans] - [cell phone buzzes] 360 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,758 Shit. 361 00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,344 [sighs] 362 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,307 I want WeWork to go vegan. 363 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:10,062 We can't just talk about elevating the world's consciousness. 364 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,147 We have to actually do something about it. 365 00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,732 [cell phone buzzes] 366 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:19,696 Uh… There's a lot going on right now, Rivka. A lot. 367 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,658 Yeah, there is a lot going on. Did you read the Times article I sent you? 368 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:28,163 Honey, we have 15 years at most to turn the climate crisis around. 369 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:31,750 And meat consumption is the number one cause of climate change. 370 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,753 Now, with the plane, we have to offset our carbon footprint. 371 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:36,880 I'll read the article. Okay? I'll read it. 372 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,424 - You know it takes me a while. - [Rebekah] I don't care about the article. 373 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:41,009 I just want you to do something. 374 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:44,054 Okay? I want us to do something to save our children's planet. 375 00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,222 [cell phone buzzes] 376 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:49,393 Okay, no meat in our kitchens, no meat in our business meals. 377 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,186 - No meat. - That's-- That's not, uh-- 378 00:21:51,270 --> 00:21:52,354 No, no, no. [tutting] 379 00:21:52,437 --> 00:21:55,190 You know, we can't say that we want to change the world 380 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:57,651 and then remain complicit in the animal-industrial complex. 381 00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,737 Until we completely eliminate meat, WeWork is a fucking joke! 382 00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:03,448 - Joke? Okay, I'll think about it. - Yes! 383 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:04,908 I already thought about it. 384 00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,494 [cell phone buzzes] 385 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:11,081 [sighs] Hello? 386 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,584 Wait, what? When? 387 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:17,129 [sighs] Shit. 388 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,843 Um, I've got to go to Tokyo. 389 00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:25,512 No, Adam, we are in the middle of a conversation. 390 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,097 - You can't just-- - Make the company vegan. 391 00:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,600 Make it vegan. Okay? Make it vegan. Make it vegan. 392 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,768 Vegan. WeWork is vegan. 393 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:36,690 [Adam groans, clicks tongue] 394 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,775 I said to load them all. 395 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:43,197 Olympus Has Fallen, London Has Fallen, Angel Has Fallen. 396 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,199 There's not a single-ass Fallen here. 397 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,993 [sighs] What's wrong with you? 398 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:54,166 You-- You seem, uh… uncomfortable, jittery, nervous. 399 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:59,129 Um, do you want, uh, maybe a little… 400 00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,465 [mumbling indistinctly] 401 00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:11,391 Mmm? No? Okay, well… 402 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:13,560 [thud] 403 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:17,856 What is this? 404 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:21,109 7,500 times 4.4 billion. That-- 405 00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,404 That's the return Masa's expecting from us. 406 00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:28,867 That's why I'm tense. 407 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:32,996 Miguel… 408 00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:36,708 you missed a zero. 409 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,838 Thirty-three trillion. 410 00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,094 [engineer 1] It's coming. And here it comes. 411 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:50,806 [laughs] Wait for it. Wait for it. Here it comes. 412 00:23:50,889 --> 00:23:52,724 - [laughs] - No, wait. I'm telling you it's good. 413 00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:54,393 - Let it finish. And-- - [engineer 2] What a nerd. 414 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:58,188 [all laughing] 415 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,776 I'm telling you, man, every time. [laughs] 416 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:06,405 [engineer 2] It's so good. [chuckles] 417 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:10,075 - [engineer 1] Okay, ready? - [both clamor, laugh] 418 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,413 [engineer 2] Ooh, he's in heaven. [continues, indistinctly] 419 00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:18,750 Hi. 420 00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,963 Look, I am really sorry. 421 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:25,799 I wish I had more information for you, but it came from above and… 422 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,843 No. [scoffs] No, no. 423 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,595 Look, you still haven't explained to me 424 00:24:29,678 --> 00:24:32,806 what-- what the fuck "bad energy" means, okay? 425 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:35,392 [Susan] Okay, let's-- let's just take a breath, okay? 426 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:38,228 - This is bullshit, okay? - I understand. 427 00:24:38,312 --> 00:24:41,565 Yeah, I'm trying to just do my job and you-- you come to me with bad-- 428 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,444 - [scoffs] - I know, it is very frustrating. 429 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,321 - [employee] Yeah, it's really-- - I know. 430 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:48,989 [employee sighs] Fuck this. 431 00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:52,326 Mmm. 432 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:55,454 You know, I've been meaning to do this for a while. 433 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,122 - Mmm. - It's just-- Things got so crazy 434 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:59,333 - with the transition… - Oh, yeah, of course. How's it going? 435 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,335 - Good. Great. - Mmm. 436 00:25:01,418 --> 00:25:05,005 Honestly, great. I mean, mostly because of Adam's support and, 437 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:09,051 um, and the amazing team you guys have put together. 438 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,220 Oh, that's sweet. Thank you. 439 00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:14,431 Did Adam, uh, mention that we're doing a Vanity Fair shoot? 440 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:19,311 "When community builders collide." Kinda hope they change that. [chuckles] 441 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:22,356 Fantastic. Wow. Amazing. 442 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,107 - Thank you. - Yeah. Wow. 443 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,364 Are you mad at me? 444 00:25:31,907 --> 00:25:34,618 N-- What? No. 445 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,371 'Cause if you are, you know, you can just tell me. 446 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:41,875 Yeah. Uh, no, I'm-- I'm good. No, I-I would. 447 00:25:48,549 --> 00:25:49,716 [sighs] 448 00:25:50,425 --> 00:25:51,426 [sighs] 449 00:25:54,221 --> 00:25:57,140 Did you become friends with me because WeWork was recruiting you? 450 00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:04,398 [sighs] 451 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:12,030 Rebekah, we're new friends, so I'm only gonna say this one time. 452 00:26:13,782 --> 00:26:15,200 I'm not that person. 453 00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:21,790 I came to WeWork because of you. Not the other way around. 454 00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:25,377 I'm sorry. [sniffles] I don't know what's wrong with me. 455 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:27,754 I have let in some negative emotions lately. 456 00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:32,301 It's fine. It happens. To mere mortals like the rest of us. 457 00:26:35,721 --> 00:26:40,017 - A wise and-- and very blue woman… - [chuckles] 458 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:44,813 …once said to me that misery is a choice. 459 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,319 Uh… [sighs, chuckles] Um, I don't… 460 00:26:58,952 --> 00:26:59,995 [sighs] 461 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:07,961 Sometimes I feel like I'm just standing off to the side. Watching. 462 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:13,008 It makes me feel, um, invisible. 463 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:19,515 Inconsequential. [stammers] Small. [sniffles] 464 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,725 'Cause that's how we're conditioned to be. 465 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,103 - What? - Small. 466 00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:32,569 - It's not biology. That's sociology, baby. - [laughs] 467 00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:35,072 Maybe. Maybe. 468 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,909 You know, I really wanna connect you with Jonathan Mildenhall. 469 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:42,788 Thank you so much. I already have a therapist. I actually have a few. 470 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:46,458 [chuckles] No, he's not a therapist. He's a branding consultant. 471 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,210 Okay? 472 00:27:48,293 --> 00:27:52,464 Branding helps people be seen the way they want to be seen. 473 00:27:54,049 --> 00:27:55,968 And you deserve to be seen. 474 00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,470 [chuckles] 475 00:27:58,554 --> 00:28:03,392 The world's first full-scale robot to be offered to consumers. 476 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:07,020 We gave them just three months to build a prototype. 477 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:11,316 Demanded a demonstration every two months after that. 478 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,360 She's the result. 479 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,116 Innovation must be driven. 480 00:28:20,158 --> 00:28:21,368 Mmm. 481 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,787 What does it-- What does it do? 482 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,123 It made this pizza. 483 00:28:31,962 --> 00:28:34,089 - [cell phone buzzes] - [Adam] Hmm. 484 00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:39,678 Oh, all right, um-- 485 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:43,599 I had our financial team put together some, well, projections of-- 486 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,519 I didn't bring you here to talk numbers. 487 00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:56,069 If it is possible to achieve a dream as a specific goal, 488 00:28:57,613 --> 00:29:00,282 it will be as good as half already achieved. 489 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:09,208 Who wins in a fight, the smart guy or the crazy guy? 490 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:14,213 The crazy guy. 491 00:29:16,507 --> 00:29:17,841 You're not crazy enough. 492 00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:22,554 [inhales sharply, stammers] 493 00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,475 Do you understand, my son? 494 00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,940 - The tea's not too hot? 'Cause it can be… - Oh, no. No. 495 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:35,400 - …so hard to get it the right temperature. - It's perfect. 496 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:37,486 - I think I should be brewing it myself. - [chuckles] 497 00:29:37,569 --> 00:29:40,197 - I'm good. I'm good. We're good. - Okay, good. And you're fine with, uh-- 498 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,408 - with-with tea? You're sure? No coffee? - The tea is lovely. No. 499 00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:46,119 Thank you so much for finding the time to come here. 500 00:29:46,203 --> 00:29:48,622 - Thank you for having me. - I'm happy our schedules could line up 501 00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,749 - and that Elishia recommended we meet. - Me too. 502 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,626 Okay, yeah. [chuckles] 503 00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,926 Well, obviously, we have to work on my style. 504 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:04,179 I mean, I-I just-- I have felt so lost since the twins were born. 505 00:30:04,263 --> 00:30:07,307 Uh, Rebekah, I'm not here to help you with your wardrobe. 506 00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:11,895 I'm here to ask you a single, very important question: 507 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:17,109 Are you a magician, a maverick or a muse? 508 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:22,781 I'm a muse. [chuckles] 509 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:24,533 - [chuckles] Good. - Oh, good? 510 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:26,535 Now we can get to work. [chuckles] 511 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,619 Tell me about your goals. 512 00:30:28,662 --> 00:30:32,207 Well, uh, right now we are focused on growth-- 513 00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:35,210 - "We"? - Yeah, Adam and I. We're focused. 514 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,717 Adam is-- Adam's a magician. 515 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,596 He's-- And a maverick. He's both. He's-- Can you be both? 516 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,097 You can be whatever you want. 517 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,934 [blows] 518 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,062 - Rebekah. - Mmm. 519 00:30:54,146 --> 00:30:59,860 I asked you your goals, and you said, "Adam." Three times. 520 00:31:02,112 --> 00:31:04,323 Do you want to be a muse? 521 00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:14,750 I-- [stammers] I have to say-- I wanna be in Vanity Fair. [chuckles] 522 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:18,795 Vanity Fair is not for muses. 523 00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:23,217 It's for mavericks and magicians. 524 00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:28,472 Then I wanna change my answer. 525 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:49,243 Adam. Adam, you didn't say anything that whole flight. What's happening? 526 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:52,329 - We have 40% of the coworking market. - Yeah. 527 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,331 I want the rest. 528 00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:02,047 - [Elishia] Rebekah. - [gasps] 529 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:03,882 - How did it go? - He's a genius. 530 00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:07,761 - I mean, right? He changes everything. - Everything. 531 00:32:07,845 --> 00:32:11,515 Did he ask you the, um, magician-maverick-muse question? 532 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,100 - He did. - And? 533 00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,727 - Well, it's kind of funny because-- - Wow, look at this. 534 00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:18,063 - It's a WeWork celebrity. - Hello. 535 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:22,276 This is Elishia Kennedy, our brand-new Chief Branding Officer. 536 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,320 Elishia comes to us from Raw Revival, which she cofounded. 537 00:32:25,404 --> 00:32:27,489 - I did. - And she is now the spirit guide 538 00:32:27,573 --> 00:32:30,325 - of the overarching vision of the company. - Oh, come on. 539 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:32,244 [tour guide] Elishia, this is the one and only 540 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,705 - Q-Tip. [chuckles] - Q-Tip. I know. Huge fan. 541 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:37,875 I happen to be in the market for a spirit guide. 542 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:40,002 Oh, well, you came to the right place. 543 00:32:40,085 --> 00:32:42,212 You've got an all-purpose guru at your service. 544 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,798 [Q-Tip] Okay, how long have you been "guruing"? 545 00:32:44,882 --> 00:32:47,176 Well, you know, since college. It was my major. 546 00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:49,011 With a minor in, like, downward dog. 547 00:32:49,094 --> 00:32:51,054 I majored in Buddhism at Cornell. 548 00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:53,515 Oh, and this is Adam's wife, Rebekah. 549 00:32:53,599 --> 00:32:55,684 - Hello. Such an honor. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 550 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:56,768 Thank you. 551 00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:59,771 Yes, Rebekah is a vital part of the company here. 552 00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:01,231 - Oh, thank you. - It was her passion 553 00:33:01,315 --> 00:33:02,983 that made me make the change. 554 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:07,154 Well, your husband did a wonderful thing here. You should be proud. 555 00:33:07,237 --> 00:33:08,906 - Oh, thank you so much. - Congrats. 556 00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,532 You know, I'm gonna give you the tour myself. 557 00:33:10,616 --> 00:33:12,034 - Uh, okay. That cool? - Yeah. 558 00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:13,410 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - I got the time, so… 559 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,370 - Yeah? Okay. - Rebekah, I'll call you later. 560 00:33:15,454 --> 00:33:16,622 Oh, well, uh… 561 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,086 What's your name? 562 00:33:25,464 --> 00:33:28,634 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's got to be glass. You understand? 563 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,928 Glass. I need to see into it. 564 00:33:31,512 --> 00:33:33,931 Hey, I'm here to talk about the microtargeting. 565 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:38,352 What is this? Uh, it's not on my calendar, I don't think. 566 00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,521 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You keep microtargeting. 567 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:43,190 Let me do what I do best, okay? 568 00:33:43,273 --> 00:33:44,608 Which is what? 569 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:45,943 Be the crazy one. 570 00:33:47,611 --> 00:33:50,113 Okay, but if it involves blueprints, it involves me. 571 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:53,909 Miguel, you're a gentle spirit. Gentle spirit. 572 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:56,119 And we love you for that, but, you know… 573 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:58,539 Adam, do you wanna see headshots? 574 00:33:58,622 --> 00:34:01,583 No, I don't want to see head-- That's why I hired the casting director. 575 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:03,877 - Miguel. - Your casting director-- 576 00:34:03,961 --> 00:34:07,673 No, no, no, no, no. Just go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Microtarget. 577 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:11,301 - Okay, we love you. Great. Microtarget. - What are they talking about in there? 578 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:16,431 Uh, it's not in his public calendar. 579 00:34:16,514 --> 00:34:17,516 Oh. 580 00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:21,520 Why don't I have his private calendar? 581 00:34:22,771 --> 00:34:23,772 [knocks] 582 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,023 - [Rebekah] Oh, hey. - Hi. 583 00:34:25,107 --> 00:34:26,984 - [Rebekah] Come on in. Oh, shoes. - Oh, sorry. 584 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:28,985 - Bea, can you give us a sec? - [Bea] Mm-hmm. 585 00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:34,533 So? I never got the answer. Magician, maverick or muse? 586 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:37,159 Oh. You know, 587 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:42,708 I have decided for now to consciously contain my answer in a chrysalis. 588 00:34:42,791 --> 00:34:43,792 [chuckles] 589 00:34:45,168 --> 00:34:49,047 Oh. Okay. Well, then I guess 590 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:52,050 I'm just gonna have to get you drunk tomorrow night and have you tell me then. 591 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,511 Sorry, what's tomorrow night? 592 00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:55,846 The [stammers] drinks thing. 593 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:58,765 The-- We're-- We're just doing, like, a little drinks thing after Vanity Fair. 594 00:34:58,849 --> 00:35:01,393 - Oh, right. - Yeah. Are you coming? 595 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:02,811 - Um… - Come. 596 00:35:02,895 --> 00:35:04,646 You know, the boys and their tequila. 597 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:07,482 And they wanna show me some game called Edward Fortyhands. 598 00:35:07,566 --> 00:35:08,901 - [chuckles] - It would be so nice 599 00:35:08,984 --> 00:35:10,360 to have another adult in the room. 600 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:12,487 - Uh… [sighs] - All right, well… 601 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:15,157 - Oh, um, while I have you… - Yeah. 602 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:18,035 …I wanted to talk to you about the mission statement of the company. 603 00:35:18,785 --> 00:35:20,412 - "Elevating the world's consciousness"? - Yes. 604 00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:23,874 - I think it's a little too abstract. - Abstract? 605 00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:26,585 Yeah, I just think we need something that speaks a little more directly 606 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:28,879 to what it is the company actually does. 607 00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,255 - And I know it was your baby… - Mmm. 608 00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:32,925 …and I think it's so powerful. 609 00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,928 But I just worry that, you know, the average consumer-- 610 00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:37,638 It's, like, are they really gonna get it? 611 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:40,807 And can you imagine the lawyers or the bankers trying to figure it out, 612 00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:42,643 - so… [chuckles] - [chuckles] 613 00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:47,231 All right, well, I gotta go. Um, I'll see you tomorrow night. 614 00:35:48,232 --> 00:35:50,943 And, oh, heads up, I'm gonna look superhot 615 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:54,279 'cause I have a glam squad coming for Vanity Fair. 616 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:56,949 So just, you know, look cute. 617 00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:58,116 [softly] Okay. 618 00:35:59,535 --> 00:36:00,786 [door closes] 619 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,747 [inhales deeply, sighs] 620 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,335 [mouths] Olive juice. 621 00:36:17,427 --> 00:36:20,097 Shalom, baba ghanoush. 622 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:21,181 Hi, Neshama. 623 00:36:21,723 --> 00:36:23,225 Hello. 624 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,811 - Hi. - Mmm. Having a little tea? 625 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:28,146 - Yeah. Mmm. - Yes? Ooh. 626 00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:31,441 - Ooh, so tight. You are-- - Yeah. [sighs] 627 00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:33,193 - You are tense. - I know. 628 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:36,905 And I have to say, you hunch your shoulders now. 629 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,699 - Okay, stand up. Stand up for me. - I know. 630 00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,284 - No, please, please-- Yes. - No, Adam. 631 00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:42,995 Please, please, please, please. Come, come, come, come, come, come. 632 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:46,164 Come, come. We gotta loosen the body. 633 00:36:46,665 --> 00:36:50,627 In the navy, they taught me a little secret. 634 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:52,045 - Mmm. - Okay? You have to have-- 635 00:36:52,129 --> 00:36:56,175 It's all about your posture, you understand? So, chest out. 636 00:36:56,258 --> 00:36:58,719 - This is serious business here. - You're teaching me about posture? 637 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,555 - Serious business. Chest out. - Okay. 638 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:04,725 Shoulders back. Chin in. Strong. 639 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,186 - This doesn't feel right. - No, no. It's very good. 640 00:37:07,269 --> 00:37:12,691 The chin in is the key. It's the chin in, the chest out, the shoulders tight. 641 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:15,527 - But then we roll. - Okay. 642 00:37:15,611 --> 00:37:20,324 - We roll. - Big, beautiful rolls. 643 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,409 - [blows] Okay. - Yes! 644 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:25,120 - And now up. And down. - [laughing] 645 00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:30,876 And up and down and up and down. The boo, ha, boo, ha-ha, boo, ha. Okay. 646 00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:33,921 Feel better? See, that works every time. 647 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,089 No? 648 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:37,341 My love. 649 00:37:41,094 --> 00:37:43,514 I'm afraid for the soul of the company. 650 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:46,141 [inhales deeply] 651 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,018 He's up there? 652 00:37:49,311 --> 00:37:50,312 [groans] 653 00:37:56,235 --> 00:38:01,490 Hey, oh! Jamie! Yes, yes, yes! 654 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:04,284 Good to have you. [imitates ringing sound] 655 00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:08,413 Oh, when you said "Midtown," I thought you meant Manhattan, not Atlanta. 656 00:38:08,497 --> 00:38:09,498 Well… [stammers] 657 00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:11,166 If you wanted to tour each other's operations, 658 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:14,545 we have locations right here within a block and a half of each other. 659 00:38:14,628 --> 00:38:17,840 Point taken. Hey, hey, Juliana. Come. Come, come, come, come, come. 660 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:20,509 Bearing gifts. 661 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,010 - [Jamie] Oh. - Cheers. 662 00:38:22,094 --> 00:38:23,804 - Um… - Yes. 663 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:27,182 Ha! [laughs] 664 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,226 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - No. 665 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:32,729 - Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I mean… [laughs] …kind of. [chuckles] 666 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:35,315 - No. - Kind of. I-- Maybe. [laughs] 667 00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:37,693 Very bad boy. Bad boy. 668 00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:40,404 No, but I-- I remember walking into a Greendesk 669 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:43,574 - when you guys first opened, right. - Greendesk. Yes, the beginning. 670 00:38:43,657 --> 00:38:44,867 - Yeah. - Yeah, yes. 671 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:48,287 But-- And I-I remember walking into the Greendesk, and I thought, 672 00:38:48,370 --> 00:38:51,999 "Oh, God. These guys know what they're doing. Shit, I better up my game." Right? 673 00:38:52,082 --> 00:38:55,878 And you did. You did. Your numbers-- Your numbers are fantastic. 674 00:38:55,961 --> 00:38:57,296 [chuckles, mumbles] 675 00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,715 Honestly, fantastic. 676 00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:00,799 Wha-- 677 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:03,010 How do you know my numbers? 678 00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,555 Jamie, what you have accomplished is amazing, okay? 679 00:39:06,638 --> 00:39:09,975 Considering you-- you've done it all on-- on that one raise. 680 00:39:10,058 --> 00:39:12,686 - One raise, Jamie. Wow. - [sighs] 681 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:16,982 You, uh-- You wanna buy us. 682 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:21,528 We do this together. We can change everything. 683 00:39:22,279 --> 00:39:27,701 You understand? You and I, with what you've built and accomplished so far. 684 00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:33,165 And WeWork coming in, taking all of that, rolling it up, 685 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:37,669 and building a bigger, better tomorrow for the world. 686 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,797 Not just for ourselves. You understand? 687 00:39:40,881 --> 00:39:41,882 [scoffs] 688 00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:46,720 Adam, I-I'm not looking to change the world. 689 00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:51,934 I just wanna provide a good service at a fair price, 690 00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:55,771 and-- and know my employees' names. 691 00:39:58,774 --> 00:40:01,235 I understand. Yeah. 692 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,701 I thought you deserved a heads-up. 693 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:12,663 Wha-- What do you mean a "heads-up"? 694 00:40:14,957 --> 00:40:19,086 Mmm. Mmm. [chuckles] 695 00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,925 Mmm. Oh, I-- 696 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,220 I'm going to crush you. 697 00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:32,432 [laughs] Uh… 698 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:37,646 I am going to destroy your business and your soul. 699 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,566 [sniffs, sighs] 700 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:44,903 [chuckles] 701 00:40:49,449 --> 00:40:52,286 [people clamoring] 702 00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:03,005 Hey, hey. 703 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:05,883 [people gasping, laughing] 704 00:41:07,885 --> 00:41:09,178 Can you get the fuck out, please? 705 00:41:09,261 --> 00:41:12,055 - What? I have work to do. - Just get the fuck out right now. 706 00:41:14,516 --> 00:41:16,977 - Think I'm playing? I'm not playing. - [actor] Hey, man. I'm not playing. 707 00:41:17,853 --> 00:41:19,730 - What are you doing? - Come here. Come here! 708 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:22,482 It's a job. This is a job. Okay. Okay. 709 00:41:23,817 --> 00:41:26,111 - [Adam] Boom! - [Jacob chuckles] 710 00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:27,529 And guess who took a photo 711 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:29,531 - of the sign-in sheet at Commune. - Oh. 712 00:41:29,615 --> 00:41:30,908 Perfect. Perfect. 713 00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:33,285 I want you to offer every single one of their members 714 00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:35,162 - six months free. Six months. - Yeah. 715 00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:40,209 Adam, we're not doing that. That's… That's crazy. 716 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:44,755 [stammers] And crazy is how we get there, you understand? 717 00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:47,257 This… 718 00:41:48,717 --> 00:41:49,718 For a moment. 719 00:41:51,386 --> 00:41:57,392 This is what Masa expects from his investment in us. 720 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:02,105 - This! - A crown? 721 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:07,361 Three, three, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, 722 00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:13,534 zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 723 00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:19,331 $33 trillion-- trillion. You understand? 724 00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,253 We're not doing six months. 725 00:42:25,003 --> 00:42:26,046 [blows] 726 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:30,425 Because it's not gonna get it done. Offer 'em a year. 727 00:42:31,385 --> 00:42:33,345 Thank you very much. Yes. 728 00:42:33,428 --> 00:42:36,139 Adam, you gotta get ready. You've got that Vanity Fair shoot in 20. 729 00:42:36,223 --> 00:42:38,267 He's mad as a sack of weasels, isn't he? 730 00:42:38,851 --> 00:42:42,437 That's the point. Masa told him he wasn't crazy enough. 731 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:44,731 'Cause that's exactly what Adam Neumann needs to hear. 732 00:42:45,315 --> 00:42:48,819 He's trying to eliminate the competition and take over the coworking market. 733 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,488 Right. 734 00:42:53,282 --> 00:42:57,244 $4.4 billion is the worst thing that's happened to that wanker. 735 00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:02,499 Ooh. So beautiful. Thank you. 736 00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,877 - Hey. Can we talk? - [Elishia] Hi. 737 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,422 Um, I'm getting ready for the Vanity Fair shoot, so I gotta-- 738 00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:10,841 It's about the shoot. 739 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:18,223 What the fuck is wrong with you? 740 00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:21,185 - Would you give us a minute, please? - I was nice to you. 741 00:43:21,685 --> 00:43:23,896 I gave you advice. I connected you to people 742 00:43:23,979 --> 00:43:26,899 - to help you get your position. - Elishia. Elishia, listen. 743 00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:29,151 Titles shift around here all the time. 744 00:43:29,234 --> 00:43:31,403 Before you were hired, I was Chief Branding Officer. 745 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:33,655 Then why the fuck did you hire me 746 00:43:33,739 --> 00:43:35,699 - to be Chief Branding Officer? - I didn't. I didn't. 747 00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:37,993 Because I left my company for this job. 748 00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:40,287 You don't understand the mission of the company. 749 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:42,664 It really is to elevate the world's consciousness. 750 00:43:42,748 --> 00:43:46,502 And the Chief Branding Officer should know that. 751 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:50,881 All right? It is my job to safeguard the soul of this company. 752 00:43:54,051 --> 00:43:56,762 - We would love to keep you on the team. - Oh, my God. 753 00:43:56,845 --> 00:43:59,431 So, if there is a job title that would make you happy… 754 00:43:59,515 --> 00:44:01,225 - [groans] Just-- Rebekah. - …we would-- What? 755 00:44:02,059 --> 00:44:05,729 Stop. Just stop. Fuck. 756 00:44:09,316 --> 00:44:12,736 It's not Adam that's making you feel small. It's you. 757 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:14,363 [sighs] You're small. 758 00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:19,076 And you're worried that he outshines you because he does. 759 00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:23,247 You have no light of your own. 760 00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:34,800 [door closes] 761 00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:45,394 [breathing shakily] 762 00:44:50,941 --> 00:44:52,109 [sniffles] 763 00:45:04,288 --> 00:45:05,998 Okay, just follow me right here. 764 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:08,959 Come on. This way. 765 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,169 There she is. 766 00:45:11,336 --> 00:45:12,838 Where is Elishia Kennedy? 767 00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:15,799 I thought we were interviewing your new Chief Branding Officer. 768 00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:18,719 And you are. You are. 769 00:45:18,802 --> 00:45:21,263 [photographer] Let's get started. Everybody, please clear the set. 770 00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,474 Thank you. Let's start looking right at the camera. Couple of smiles. 771 00:45:25,058 --> 00:45:26,894 - What is happening? - I have no idea. 772 00:45:30,063 --> 00:45:31,064 [photographer] Beautiful. 773 00:45:31,148 --> 00:45:33,108 Rebekah, look over at Adam, please. 774 00:45:44,328 --> 00:45:46,538 [chattering] 775 00:45:47,164 --> 00:45:48,290 No barfing. 776 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:50,959 [Jacob] Everybody just do as I did. 777 00:45:51,043 --> 00:45:52,419 [Miguel] This is my song. 778 00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:54,713 [chuckles] 779 00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:56,673 Whoo! 780 00:45:56,757 --> 00:45:59,801 To our new Chief Branding Officer! 781 00:45:59,885 --> 00:46:01,345 [all cheer] 782 00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:08,894 - Yes. Yes! - [Rebekah screams] 783 00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:12,523 - Beast mode, baby! Beast mode! [howls] - [howls] 784 00:46:14,233 --> 00:46:15,692 [howls] 785 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,280 - No. Get away. - [growls] 786 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,242 [howling] 787 00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:31,208 [Rebekah howls] 788 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:35,629 [chuckles, howls] 789 00:46:37,506 --> 00:46:39,925 [Jacob] No, get away. Get away. I hate fashion. 790 00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,134 [Miguel laughs] Okay. Oh. 791 00:46:41,218 --> 00:46:42,427 [groaning] 792 00:46:53,355 --> 00:46:55,691 - [Jacob yelps] God, no! - [Rebekah roars] 793 00:46:59,236 --> 00:47:00,988 [cheering] 794 00:47:03,365 --> 00:47:06,618 [cheering continues]