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‪-嘿
‪-幫你做了午餐

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‪不會吧,是我的舊便當盒

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‪巧克力牛奶?我超愛巧克力牛奶

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‪我知道你喜歡
‪這是我送你的襯衫嗎?

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‪沒錯,而且你說得對
‪能襯托我的身材

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‪真不錯,如果你媽媽能看到
‪一定會很欣慰

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‪-襯衫嗎?
‪-你這小子

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‪你這老頭!

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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪-多美好的早晨
‪-出事了

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‪先聽我說,我跟傑克森打羽毛球

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‪雙方以15分平手,必須贏2分才...

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‪-董事會今晚召開緊急會議
‪-誰要求的?還有,我贏了

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‪我不知道是誰,我也不在乎

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‪-20比18,好,我說完了
‪-很好

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‪既然他們沒說理由,估計是因為你

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‪而且這麼臨時宣布
‪應該不是為了你打贏羽球要頒獎

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‪安娜,我不會拿這種事開玩笑
‪聽起來很嚴重

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‪是很嚴重
‪有人要找你麻煩,而且來勢洶洶

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‪我不該在妳提到“要來了”之前
‪制止妳開玩笑的

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‪天啊,我們完蛋了

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‪聽著,我們不清楚
‪幕後主使者或對方握有什麼

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‪但如果今晚8點
‪你能交出真正的混凝土給董事會

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‪也許你就能保住飯碗,所以別搞砸了

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‪你的工作可能受牽連

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‪別讓它吹了

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‪妳真的要把
‪“吹”跟“工作”擺在一起說嗎?

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‪好讓你這顆老屁孩腦袋
‪記住這件事的重要性

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‪聽著,我們還差臨門一腳
‪就能做出完全用捕集碳

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‪製造的混凝土原型,我還有九小時

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‪我們會挽救大局,因為地球需要我們

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‪而且我們夠聰明強悍,能完成任務

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‪我對你有信心

34
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‪-我們麻煩大了
‪-虧我早上心情很好

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‪今晚要召開緊急董事會議
‪我猜他們逼宮你父親下台

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‪什麼?我們的實驗有進展
‪而且我才剛對他恢復好感

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‪這太不公平了

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‪我知道,公司董事會
‪不在乎公不公平,我也很意外

39
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‪為了幫你爸爭取更多時間

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‪我希望你去找對你疼愛有加的金
‪請她延後會議

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‪不知道耶
‪我不喜歡把公事和私人交情混為一談

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‪好吧,非常健康,我完全能體諒

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‪我不相信妳的話

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‪如果他們真的
‪讓你父親的畢生心血化為烏有

45
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‪你隨時都能回去
‪教那些糟糕的孩童長笛

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‪至於你父親,管他去死,對吧?

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‪我會跟她談談

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‪這樣才乖

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‪妳一定真的很慌,妳從來沒鼓勵過我

50
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‪我們有九小時
‪把這個變成混凝土,眼下有兩個問題

51
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‪第一,它不會變硬

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‪第二,味道像詭異的排泄物臭翻天了

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‪-為什麼只有九小時?
‪-這個不用妳擔心

54
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‪-慘了,發生什麼事?
‪-一定很糟

55
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‪但他說我們不必擔心
‪他不會騙我們的,會嗎?

56
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‪好了,要繼續揣測我的行為隨便妳們
‪但接下來要這麼做

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‪我要回我的辦公室,想辦法讓它變硬

58
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‪妳們兩個努力消除臭味

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‪我們有九小時可以拯救我的...

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‪我不知道要接什麼,因為一切都很好

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‪-大概吧
‪-妳覺得呢?

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‪我猜這是狗急跳牆的權宜之計
‪他只是想安撫我們

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‪聽起來很有道理

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‪(我的另一輛車是豎琴)

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‪傑克森

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‪我們有約好排練嗎?
‪我還沒冰鎮手準備彈希奧朵拉

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‪我愛這個名字

68
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‪我差點用瘦子影帝布洛迪幫笛子取名
‪因為它又細又長

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‪但布洛迪有駝背,所以不太貼切

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‪但我不是為了這件事來
‪妳知道有人召集緊急董事會議嗎?

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‪對,我剛聽說
‪傑克森,現在不適合談這個

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‪妳能不能幫忙延後?

73
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‪我爸快完成碳捕集項目了
‪再給他幾天就好

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‪還有生火腿嗎?

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‪我的無花果光溜溜的

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‪有點想要...

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‪是你啊,傑克森

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‪你在這裡做什麼?

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‪你是科學家,自己想吧,天才

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‪妳該不會找他做心理治療吧?

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‪看看他,胡亂瞎猜

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‪昨天你爸逼我離開
‪你們神聖不可侵犯的家後

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‪我向金證實,艾利斯確實綁架過我

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‪報應啊!

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‪證實?怎麼回事?

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‪前幾天你在地下室透露你父親
‪犯重罪時,我聯絡了萊斯利

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‪他給了我逼艾利斯下台的必要證據

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‪是妳想除掉我爸嗎?

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‪從你母親過世後
‪他就變得古怪又不可靠

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‪但他改進很多了
‪我以為妳是我們的朋友

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‪如果由我管理公司
‪我可以讓一切恢復常軌

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‪輪到金當家做主了
‪經驗老,夠穩定,不怕背叛

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‪金字招牌

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‪所以呢?妳打算帶萊斯利去董事會

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‪告訴他們我爸綁架他
‪由妳接管職務嗎?

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‪天啊,我們真的在連鎖咖啡店
‪有表演嗎?或者也是謊言?

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‪妳這個畜生

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‪好重的口氣,我討厭人際關係

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‪也許你不該當心理治療師

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‪如果我再換工作,我爸媽會殺了我

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‪想一想,努力想

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‪我在思考,閉嘴

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‪放輕鬆,自然就會有靈感

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‪一二三,一二三,靈感快快出現

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‪一二三,一二...

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‪靈感快快出現

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‪拜託...

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‪有天才的味道

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‪糟糕

110
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‪振作,我們可以的

111
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‪快點,打起精神
‪從你的腦袋裡擠出點東西

112
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‪你可以的,我們都為你打氣

113
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‪再來一個偉大想法,生出來吧!

114
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‪結束了

115
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‪好吧,也許你可以休息一下

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‪如果艾利斯被開除,他們會掃除異己

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‪-我們不可能保住工作
‪-我不想找別的工作

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‪我也是,我不要新的實驗室搭檔

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‪我也是,妳無可取代
‪所以我才叫妳別去撈捕帝王蟹

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‪妳說得對,牠們很兇

121
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‪我表哥說有一隻抓住他的鬍子
‪把他拖進海裡

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‪我會想念這個的

123
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‪我也是,那傑克森怎麼辦?

124
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‪傑克森怎麼樣?

125
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‪-如果他回紐約呢?
‪-回去又怎樣?

126
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‪我可能會想他

127
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‪妳會想他嗎?

128
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‪露娜,讓我把話說清楚

129
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‪就算我想傑克森
‪我還是會很高興知道

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‪妳對他念念不忘的心思

131
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‪-妳確定嗎?
‪-我跟傑克森沒戲唱

132
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‪而且我希望妳快樂

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‪謝謝

134
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‪我受不了了,我們得查清楚
‪身為科學家要實事求是

135
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‪沒錯,我們不喜歡不確定性
‪所以我們才在賭城吐了

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‪對,這就是原因

137
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‪很多人利用我接近我爸
‪但我從沒想過金會這麼做

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‪這也難怪,她彈豎琴
‪音樂界最優美的樂器

139
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‪而且是天使演奏的
‪結果現在天使成了惡魔

140
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‪我真夠蠢了
‪我才剛開始跟我爸漸入佳境

141
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‪他今天早上
‪還把我的水果切成小星星形狀

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‪這一切都可能因為我大嘴巴而消失

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‪那就太糟了
‪所以你要跟他坦誠是你出賣他嗎?

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‪抱歉,我不是說出賣
‪而是另一個比較好聽的詞

145
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‪暗算?不對,毀掉?也不對

146
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‪你做的事實在找不到正面形容詞

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‪我希望永遠不必告訴他

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‪萊斯利是金唯一的證據

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‪如果我能阻止他參加今晚的董事會
‪危機就能迎刃而解了

150
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‪沒錯,謀殺
‪很醜陋的字眼,但也沒辦法

151
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‪-不,不能謀殺
‪-我知道,只是一直想說這句話

152
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‪大家都聽得到你們在說謀殺

153
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‪我們沒有要殺人

154
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‪很好,我看很多新聞節目
‪這種方式也太粗糙了

155
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‪我要去開會,如果你需要人幫忙
‪支開萊斯利,找我就對了

156
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‪還有,雖然未必有幫助
‪但我超會模仿艾爾帕西諾的

157
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‪不是多厲害,只是他使壞的樣子

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‪閃開!

159
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‪今天好多亂七八糟的事

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‪艾爾帕西諾 ,我們可能被炒魷魚
‪廚房牛奶也沒了

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‪沒有人會被開除

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‪我只需要想辦法
‪阻止萊斯利今晚去參加董事會議

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‪好,我們對他瞭解多少?

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‪不多,他是孤單老人,老婆走了
‪而且他愛喝熱可可

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‪-我覺得你應該鎖定前妻
‪-對

166
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‪也許你可以利用她
‪阻止萊斯利今晚出席

167
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‪點子不錯,該怎麼做?

168
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‪耍浪漫,來點貼心的手段

169
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‪每個女人都喜歡
‪女人熱愛自己喜歡的東西

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‪幸虧我很會製造浪漫

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‪-妳看得出我說反話吧?
‪-對,你很厲害

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‪妳也很擅長找出可可的替代品
‪還有其他長處

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‪像是什麼?

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‪妳現在的樣子和正在做的事

175
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‪我可以聽你整天含糊地讚美我也不膩

176
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‪但我得想辦法除掉混凝土的臭味

177
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,486
‪而我必須設法耍浪漫

178
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,154
‪才能執行計畫

179
00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:38,119
‪如果今晚董事會真的踢我走
‪搞垮公司,妳會怎麼做?

180
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,746
‪我一直想休息一下

181
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,333
‪遠離文明世界,在小溪旁紮營

182
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,211
‪到當地的小市場覓食

183
00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,714
‪妳耶,一個人用三支手機
‪居然想過原始生活?

184
00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,716
‪關於我,你不知道的事多著呢

185
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,593
‪我們在公司時只專注於工作

186
00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,886
‪我把你算進去只是客套

187
00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:58,973
‪我的確有點注意力渙散
‪對妳來說想必不容易

188
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:01,058
‪我就是你們所謂“麻煩”嗎?

189
00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,351
‪天啊,是的

190
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,939
‪要不是妳,我不可能有今天的成就

191
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:09,942
‪沒有你,我當然也不可能
‪做出任何成績

192
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,737
‪因為連公司都不會存在

193
00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:16,157
‪我的意思是我很感恩能跟你共事

194
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,117
‪不只是這樣,應該說喜歡

195
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:23,164
‪-不只,更多,是享受嗎?天啊
‪-妳真的很不擅長這種事

196
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,251
‪我完全不後悔,而且會非常想念你

197
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:33,007
‪謝謝妳把傑克森帶來給我

198
00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:36,344
‪我知道妳是為了公司
‪但妳讓我找回我的世界

199
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:39,055
‪如果情況真的無可挽回
‪也許你們會一起遠走他鄉

200
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,848
‪你老是說要開船去夏威夷

201
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:44,644
‪拜託,如果我們受困在船上
‪不出一星期就會自相殘殺

202
00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:48,230
‪我們就像正納離子和正氯離子

203
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:53,235
‪少了凱蒂當黏著劑,很難共處

204
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:57,114
‪是啊,我養過兩隻金絲雀
‪其中一隻叫伊莉莎白女王...

205
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,950
‪等等,凱蒂不是黏著劑

206
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,371
‪她是避免我們游離化的電子

207
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,957
‪不能使用黏著劑讓混凝土凝固

208
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:10,211
‪我就得弄清楚如何讓氯化鍶游離化

209
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,380
‪-抱歉,妳想說完養鳥的故事嗎?
‪-去吧

210
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,677
‪麥爾坎過來
‪我有個計畫,需要你幫忙

211
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,762
‪我們要誘使萊斯利遠離董事會議

212
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,431
‪說服他疏遠的妻子今晚跟他共進晚餐

213
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,557
‪傑克森

214
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,812
‪我們得搞定這件事,別提到金

215
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,731
‪-知道了
‪-你要求金延後會議了嗎?

216
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:31,982
‪-正在努力
‪-很好

217
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:35,778
‪艾利斯應該有辦法能搞定混凝土
‪但我不確定他的時間不夠

218
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,989
‪-他怎麼了?
‪-他在嘗試新方法維持表情

219
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,243
‪這招不行,走吧

220
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,666
‪如果萊斯利的老婆不跟他吃飯

221
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,001
‪我們可以把他綁在電暖氣上幾小時

222
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,004
‪我們不能用另一次綁架解決綁架問題

223
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,429
‪你們好,年輕人

224
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,974
‪嗨,妳是萊斯利克萊文傑的妻子
‪芭芭拉克萊文傑嗎?

225
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,936
‪分居的妻子
‪但你們可以叫我芭比,就像芭比娃娃

226
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,230
‪差在全身上下都是真貨

227
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,315
‪那就好

228
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:16,944
‪我們是萊斯利的朋友
‪他要我們過來邀妳共進晚餐

229
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,073
‪不知道耶,我恐怕不想...

230
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:25,536
‪在妳回答前,他要我們獻上這個

231
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:35,629
‪我...深深愛上妳

232
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,883
‪不管妳想做什麼

233
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:44,138
‪我都不介意

234
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,515
‪因為妳...

235
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,895
‪我們只夠時間排練到這裡

236
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,022
‪這樣啊,真不錯

237
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,066
‪我們剛開始交往的時候
‪萊斯利很羅曼蒂克

238
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,860
‪我們會去鄉村公園野餐

239
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,529
‪他還會準備燭光晚餐
‪從高級莊園酒店外帶美食

240
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:04,241
‪-他今晚就是打算這麼做
‪-真的嗎?

241
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,701
‪-對
‪-真的

242
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,620
‪如果他這麼大費周章...

243
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,580
‪-費很多麻煩
‪-這麼多

244
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,498
‪那好吧

245
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,877
‪依法規定,我需要人家載
‪在我準備時你們進來等吧?

246
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,754
‪還剩很多酒

247
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,424
‪不可能還有很多酒

248
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,467
‪這招會成的

249
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,720
‪我去安排一切
‪通知萊斯利他太太要跟他吃晚餐

250
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,680
‪你留在這裡,送她去公園

251
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:38,442
‪抱歉這麼做,但我很惶恐
‪我必須知道我們會不會失業

252
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:42,029
‪如果會,我就要另謀高就
‪而且我會比其他人更難找到

253
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,948
‪所以我需要更多時間

254
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:47,409
‪我媽到現在還是難以相信
‪我在這裡當真正的科學家

255
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,245
‪如果我丟掉這個頭銜,她會崩潰

256
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,164
‪還有,我剛租了一間公寓
‪也許我根本不該租

257
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,626
‪但它面向公園
‪那裡有個鴨子池塘,我愛死鴨子了

258
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,420
‪牠們好可愛,但我對鴨子的喜愛
‪這下確可能害慘我

259
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,422
‪天啊,我在想什麼?

260
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,260
‪謝謝你,約翰,我查過數字再回覆你

261
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,679
‪抱歉,我剛才在電話中,什麼事?

262
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,767
‪我只是想說抱歉,我有點慌

263
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,811
‪我要知道我們會不會失業

264
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,439
‪我聽到重點了
‪巨大的不安全感、工作、老母、鴨子

265
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,191
‪我跟其他同事不同

266
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,278
‪我不是成績頂尖
‪挾著榮譽身分畢業的學生

267
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,406
‪也沒登上雜誌的
‪年輕菁英科學家排行榜

268
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,576
‪我都不知道你們為什麼雇用我

269
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:33,038
‪因為妳面試時我們問了一個艱深問題

270
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,707
‪只有妳回答不知道

271
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,710
‪沒有自作聰明,瞎掰答案糊弄過去

272
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,628
‪凌晨3點,妳寄了解決方案過來

273
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,631
‪而且優於每個人當場給的答案

274
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,760
‪-沒弄懂我睡不著
‪-艾利斯很欣賞這點

275
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,723
‪他看得出來妳不滿意答案
‪非找到最滿意的不可

276
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,142
‪雖然我還擔心很多事

277
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,687
‪但我一點也不擔妳
‪因為妳是厲害要命的科學家

278
00:14:58,981 --> 00:14:59,899
‪謝謝

279
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,863
‪-要是沒被炒,我可以加薪嗎?
‪-我們馬上換掉妳

280
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:12,202
‪你還好吧?跟提娜處得好嗎?

281
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,203
‪對

282
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,040
‪不用緊張,牠只是尾巴長

283
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,292
‪這算哪門子安慰?

284
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,173
‪-下次換你等芭比
‪-這邊都準備好了

285
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,674
‪我弄得盡善盡美

286
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:29,094
‪我應該引誘更多女人
‪一個就行了,那邊情況怎麼樣?

287
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,930
‪芭比應該差不多準備好了

288
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,475
‪天啊

289
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,727
‪-怎麼回事?
‪-出岔子了

290
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,147
‪你知道還有誰尾巴很長嗎?

291
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,776
‪-誰尾巴很長?
‪-計畫有變,小男孩

292
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:47,404
‪孤男寡女共處一室
‪今晚比較適合待在家

293
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:48,822
‪我是同性戀

294
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,324
‪證明啊

295
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,077
‪證明什麼? 麥爾坎?

296
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,453
‪-嘿
‪-該死

297
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,415
‪我把晚禮服改好了
‪還加上亮眼的腰封,野火橘

298
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,837
‪-芭比人呢?
‪-她叫我們先開始

299
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,589
‪所以,要開香檳嗎?

300
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,926
‪我就知道,芭比不會來

301
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,012
‪你為什麼要一直折磨我?
‪把我趕出家門已經夠狠了

302
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,056
‪-什麼?
‪-你家地下室

303
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,558
‪對我來說那是家,你們就像我的家人

304
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,728
‪但卻因為另一個家庭成員
‪愛得太深而傷害他

305
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,523
‪我今晚要在董事會議上
‪加倍奉還給你父親

306
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:41,083
‪游離,游離,游離,沒有游離

307
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,087
‪我不知道那些是啥
‪但你似乎很開心,所以是好事吧?

308
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,296
‪好到不行!

309
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,300
‪太好了,傑克森!
‪還差一點,但是你看

310
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,553
‪到了8點,我們就有混凝土了

311
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,596
‪-有也沒用
‪-什麼?

312
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,640
‪召開董事會議的人是金

313
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,600
‪-金?
‪-你確定嗎?

314
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,395
‪對,幾天前,我告訴她你綁架萊斯利

315
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,355
‪她要用這個把柄開除你

316
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,357
‪金是幕後黑手?

317
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,068
‪你為什麼要告訴她萊斯利的事?

318
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,195
‪因為我信任她,我太蠢了

319
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,074
‪我試過補救,但沒辦法
‪這下你要因為我失去公司了

320
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,497
‪好吧,傑克森,你回實驗室
‪你爸會把他的檔案寄過去

321
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:24,251
‪我們還有一張王牌
‪搞定這個項目,一定要完成

322
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,753
‪事情還沒結束

323
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:26,879
‪去吧

324
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:28,964
‪對不起

325
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,719
‪那孩子一輩子都在擔心能信任誰

326
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,512
‪還有誰會利用他接近我

327
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,015
‪艾利斯,把你的檔案傳到實驗室

328
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,641
‪金是他媽媽的死黨

329
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,519
‪她明知道他的致命傷
‪卻還是攻擊要害

330
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,980
‪怎麼有人能這樣對他?不行

331
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,357
‪誰都別想這樣對他

332
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,486
‪艾利斯,不管你在想什麼...

333
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,997
‪金是蛇蠍心腸,他出賣你

334
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,957
‪大家都很失望

335
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,463
‪雖然露比對蛇的偏見毫無道理
‪但我完全同意

336
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,133
‪一個月前,我根本不想來這裡

337
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:17,096
‪花時間陪我爸
‪還認識妳們,我無法想像要離開

338
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:20,015
‪-我也不能
‪-安娜說我們應該繼續努力

339
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,894
‪沒錯,我們解決了臭味
‪艾利斯也搞定固化的問題

340
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,314
‪我們來做混凝土吧,一定會成功
‪我們是厲害要命的科學家

341
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,691
‪她去找過安娜後
‪一直把這句話掛在嘴邊

342
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,943
‪但我認同

343
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,571
‪這是我們的家,如果他們想搶走
‪別以為我們會乖乖投降

344
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,826
‪我昨晚看了西部片
‪他們經常為了捍衛家園而戰

345
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,788
‪對,人們不喜歡失去家園

346
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,125
‪老天,我得做件事

347
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,670
‪好,他出去了,要幹活了嗎?

348
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,255
‪-他媽的動手吧
‪-哇!

349
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,215
‪-我火都上來了
‪-我喜歡

350
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,260
‪請各位就座

351
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,721
‪-艾利斯呢?
‪-不接電話

352
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,683
‪我發誓我要在他脖子上植入晶片...

353
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:07,563
‪看來艾莉斯不會出席了
‪再次證明他行徑古怪

354
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,065
‪我手上掌握的資訊可以消除任何人

355
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,359
‪對這間公司需要新領導人的疑慮

356
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,945
‪我們應該成為領袖

357
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,573
‪我現在興奮到
‪可以跟你們所有人來一砲

358
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,741
‪-除了你
‪-坐下

359
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,704
‪你們都知道董事會
‪聘了心理治療師評估艾利斯的行為

360
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,830
‪但各位並不知道

361
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:28,792
‪治療師遭到艾利斯德雷根挾持綁架

362
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,253
‪我知道,很難相信

363
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,631
‪所以我請艾利斯的受害者
‪現身說法,萊斯利

364
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,302
‪那個人是魔術師嗎?

365
00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,803
‪但願如此,我愛魔法

366
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,513
‪晚安,各位先生女士

367
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,932
‪-他真的是魔術師
‪-好酷

368
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,853
‪克萊文傑醫生
‪艾利斯把你扣在他家地下室,對吧?

369
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,522
‪我們很親近 ,但他從沒跟我扣過手

370
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,192
‪讓我把話說清楚

371
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,987
‪我不是指情人十指互扣
‪而是像瘋狂的綁匪

372
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,488
‪-對吧?
‪-瞭解

373
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,781
‪不,他沒有

374
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,828
‪但你說他綁架你

375
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,624
‪妳收留了我幾晚
‪所以我才講妳愛聽的

376
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,876
‪在座從來沒為了騙免費住宿
‪撒謊被綁架的人

377
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,545
‪就可以丟第一顆石頭

378
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,756
‪金,怎麼回事?

379
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,717
‪不只有自己狀況外的感覺真好

380
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,844
‪-是這樣嗎?
‪-應該吧

381
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,055
‪怎麼搞的?他為什麼不說實話?

382
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,058
‪我告訴萊斯利如果他否認綁架
‪就可以搬回家

383
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,893
‪很不幸的是,我家

384
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,145
‪而且他可以住樓上,房間隨他選

385
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,730
‪我希望他不會選我的

386
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,274
‪我好期待,回家見

387
00:20:34,274 --> 00:20:35,901
‪好喔,他會選我的

388
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,778
‪我準備了爆米花

389
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,741
‪我就知道把你從紐約帶回來是好主意

390
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,077
‪我想親你,但今天已經親過了

391
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,456
‪好吧,別管克萊文傑醫生
‪艾利斯不適任還有其他原因

392
00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:52,042
‪金,妳別再說了,請讓讓

393
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,881
‪我不太擅長公眾演說

394
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,260
‪所以我小時候才想當野生動物攝影師

395
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:03,679
‪現在我想談談我爸

396
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,642
‪沒錯,他怪裡怪氣,但這是好事

397
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:13,647
‪那顆怪異的腦袋讓他成為
‪出色的發明家與別具匠心的天才

398
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:17,150
‪相信人類能做出壯舉

399
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,821
‪我本來對搬來這裡很遲疑
‪活在我爸的陰影下並不好受

400
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:25,492
‪但我現在知道這個巨人寬宏大量

401
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:29,621
‪仁慈,而且對所當為的事充滿熱忱

402
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,759
‪所以我爸才應該領導這家公司

403
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,221
‪事實是艾利斯搖擺不定

404
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,640
‪而且碳項目一直停滯不前

405
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,144
‪所以投票要他下台只是剛好而已

406
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:57,232
‪我同意,艾利斯的行為完全不恰當

407
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,821
‪加油啊,各位,他們已經在會議室了

408
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,866
‪-怎麼樣?
‪-還是沒有固化

409
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,328
‪讓我看看
‪石墨烯的晶格八成沒有成形

410
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,164
‪沒錯,看到了

411
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,041
‪我可以搞定

412
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,252
‪這才叫厲害要命的科學家

413
00:22:17,252 --> 00:22:18,712
‪安娜把妳帶壞了

414
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,465
‪本次動議是應不應該
‪結束艾利斯德雷根的任期

415
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,759
‪開始物色新執行長?

416
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,969
‪-贊成的人...
‪-等等

417
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,848
‪我只有這兩個字可說

418
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,225
‪一致贊成嗎?

419
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:33,310
‪等等

420
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,689
‪-還是沒別的好說
‪-我們成功了!

421
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,691
‪現在我有話說了

422
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,443
‪露比,勞駕

423
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,361
‪我們做出

424
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,364
‪該死的混凝土了!

425
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,783
‪利用汙染空氣裡捕集的碳做成的

426
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,534
‪北極熊萬歲

427
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,955
‪混凝土不僅是
‪年產值四兆美元的全球產業

428
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,667
‪這麼做還能把溫室氣體封存好幾世紀

429
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:58,877
‪進而拯救地球

430
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,343
‪還有,金

431
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,095
‪妳出局了

432
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:12,516
‪怎麼樣?

433
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,187
‪我很抱歉讓你經歷這些

434
00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,814
‪給我聽好

435
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:22,025
‪你是老天爺賜給我最好的禮物
‪那不是你的錯

436
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,236
‪-我很高興你成功了
‪-對吧?

437
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,446
‪非成功不可,否則你可能要回紐約了

438
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,866
‪-沒錯,那就剩你跟萊斯利一起住了
‪-什麼?

439
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,663
‪-嘿,看來我們要繼續共事了
‪-很好

440
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,458
‪否則我會想念你

441
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,128
‪我也會想妳

442
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:55,725
‪剛才小事一樁

443
00:23:56,226 --> 00:24:00,230
‪希望有朝一日參加董事會議
‪我可以不用冷汗直流

444
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,399
‪少來,重來一遍妳還是願意

445
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,317
‪我知道,我想唬誰啊?

446
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,654
‪如果能過幾天清靜的日子就好了

447
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:10,949
‪好,從現在起,不會再有鬧劇

448
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:37,118
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