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‪我爸挾持人質

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‪只是有個傢伙受困在地下室
‪我們會解決的

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‪沒什麼好解決,我們得放了他,立刻

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‪你說得一點也沒錯
‪應該好好考慮這個選擇

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‪妳只是想拐我幫妳出主意吧

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‪聽好,要是那個治療師告訴別人

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‪他“在情非得已的情況下被迫作客”

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‪你父親會去坐牢,公司也會完蛋

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‪不然呢?把他關到死
‪再埋進牆壁裡嗎?

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‪當然不是,雖然我很高興你提新點子

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‪我要去放他走

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‪天啊,你滿腦子只想著放人

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‪我以為他要走了

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‪然後我走回酒吧
‪猜猜看誰在我後面...

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‪-不會吧
‪-握著笛子

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‪-天啊,是你兒子!我起雞皮疙瘩了
‪-是不是?

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‪然後卡拉OK的音樂響起...

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‪這是什麼情況?

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‪現在沒事

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‪我正在為一個精彩故事的結尾鋪梗

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‪你應該把門上鎖的

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‪自己看,一切都很好
‪但你馬上就往壞的地方想

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‪不對,很抱歉
‪所以我爸沒綁架你嗎?

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‪原來你就是傑克森

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‪歡迎

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‪沒錯,這段關係剛開始很不順

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‪但其實我在這裡過得挺開心

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‪我們一起吃晚餐,打撞球
‪明天還有電影之夜

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‪這位老兄居然沒看過《冰血暴》
‪千萬別對他爆雷

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‪這也是我們要遵循的原則
‪千萬別告訴任何人

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‪說真的,認識你爸之前
‪我正踏上一條不歸路

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‪我威脅他,還勒索他

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‪但是他把我帶回正軌

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‪讓我意識到我不想當那種人

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‪我只是給你時間去反省

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‪不!你拯救了我,仔細聽好

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‪天啊,這怎麼可能?
‪即使你綁架了某個人...

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‪你是說讓對方有喘息空間

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‪...而對方還是滿嘴稱讚和感激?

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‪我覺得多數人只是很懂得感恩

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‪並沒有,多數人忘恩負義
‪很多書都有寫

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‪傑克森,你似乎很在意
‪外在環境發生的事

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‪告訴我,你心裡又怎麼回事?

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‪我們來挖掘一下

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‪我想問你一件事

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‪你父親跟我討論過
‪失去妻子的心情,不過

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‪你對失去母親有什麼感覺?

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‪我應該是在場精神狀況最健全的人

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‪只排第二名

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‪-他在顧左右而言他
‪-標準的避重就輕

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‪-可憐
‪-聽到他的痛苦了嗎?

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‪震耳欲聾,但我沒聽到
‪你要如何處理悲傷情緒

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‪-我們來挖掘一下
‪-不要

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‪沒什麼好挖的
‪你綁架別人幹嘛突然扯上我?

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‪好吧,我來說句公道話

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‪萊斯利,你威脅艾利斯,非常不正當

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‪艾利斯,你囚禁他,也很不可取
‪所以就當雙方扯平了

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‪還有,你可以走了

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‪也許她說得對

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‪-或許我該離開了
‪-這一切發生得好快

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‪謝謝你幫我改正

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‪答應我要看《冰血暴》

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‪天哪

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‪還有《八月心風暴》

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‪-你啊
‪-你

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‪走吧

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‪如果你能在報告中告訴董事會

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‪艾利斯很忙碌、專注
‪而且頭腦清楚到不行,那就太棒了

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‪-要強調“頭腦清楚”
‪-我愛那傢伙

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‪太荒謬了

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‪不管你做什麼,都會如願以償

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‪沒這回事

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‪我錯過班機了

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‪正合我意

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‪艾利斯的震盪人生

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‪你為什麼
‪不在果醬三明治上塗花生醬?

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‪我覺得現在吃堅果醬還太早

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‪這正是我和萊斯利擔心的

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‪你不想塗花生醬
‪因為那是你媽生前做的最後一批

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‪或者我只想吃純果醬三明治

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‪-只有怪物才會那麼吃
‪-柏靈頓也這樣吃

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‪柏靈頓是會說話的熊
‪所以嚴格來說是怪物

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‪吃花生醬吧,感受你的悲傷

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‪好吧,是因為老媽,但我現在不想談

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‪-葬禮之後你哭過嗎?
‪-別教我怎麼哀悼

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‪如果你做得更好,就不用我教了

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‪別把悲傷埋在心裡

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‪要是你留下,我會教你如何去感受

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‪綁架一個治療師
‪你就突然變成萬事通了

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‪但我訂不到機位離開
‪所以我會多待一天

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‪-我想去實驗室,別太激動
‪-你要來上班嗎?

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‪我們幫你弄件體面的上衣
‪搞定你的頭髮

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‪然後我們就行動

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‪你從興奮轉換成酸人模式
‪速度之快讓人讚嘆

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‪你那件襯衫有夠花俏

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‪麥爾坎

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‪-你喝太多咖啡了
‪-對不起,我會付錢

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‪我開玩笑的,我才不管你喝咖啡

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‪怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?

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‪-我在等你回答
‪-喔

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‪-我開玩笑的
‪-這個讚

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‪-怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?
‪-妳又開玩笑了

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‪不,這次我是認真問

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‪這樣啊

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‪我又在開玩笑了
‪怎麼沒人懂我的幽默感?

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‪-我覺得很受傷
‪-有趣

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‪艾利斯最近怪裡怪氣
‪所以董事把我們盯得死死

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‪我們必須削減一些成本

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‪既然艾利斯輕率地
‪把你從助理升到專案經理

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‪我要你去紅色實驗室縮緊開支

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‪我可以,絕對沒問題

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‪很好,從伙食預算下手

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‪-天啊,她們很愛伙食
‪-現在她們會更不愛

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‪我才剛進管理團隊
‪不希望她們覺得...

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‪你擅長這份工作

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‪也許你不是當專案經理的料
‪不是每個人都適合升職

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‪不,我做得到,我可以,我行的

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‪繼續加油,我相信只要找到節奏
‪事情會神奇地搞定

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‪-嘿兩位,你們好嗎?
‪-我馬上去辦

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‪-很好,他要做什麼?
‪-大概沒事吧

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‪我擔心傑克森,他哭得不夠多

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‪我討厭哭泣
‪所以我每年只哭一次,一次12小時

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‪我覺得他急著趕回紐約

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‪是因為這裡的一切,讓他想起他母親

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‪如果他能宣洩悲傷,傷口就會癒合

126
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‪-也許他就會留下來
‪-我也希望他在這裡

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‪但我更希望能有公司讓他待著

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‪-對,這句說得通
‪-那我們有共識

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‪-我們都希望傑克森哭泣與留下
‪-沒錯,而且有個地方能待

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‪要做到這一點
‪董事會必須看到實質進展

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‪因為他們正在考慮換掉你

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‪是那對愚蠢的威浮球雙胞胎吧

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‪華勒森雙胞胎,但全董事會都很不安

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‪他們2點要開會,本來應該昨天開的

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‪但你忙著在辦公室遛鳥

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‪對,因為我懂得如何好好哀悼

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‪好吧,我這就回辦公室穿著衣服閉關

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‪沒有突破我就不出關

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‪-我對你有信心
‪-我也是

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‪-非常好
‪-還是擔心傑克森

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‪-但你不會被這件事拖累
‪-再說吧

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‪傑克森?你怎麼會來這裡?

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‪嗨,露娜

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‪我對碳捕集計畫有一些瘋狂的想法

145
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‪-希望妳不介意,我取出生物質了
‪-完全不介意

146
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‪那是你爸創造的,基本上算是你弟弟

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‪這倒是,看來我可以開它玩笑
‪只要大人不在就好

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‪嘿,死胖子

149
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‪你決定嘲笑它的身材?

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‪抱歉,你總害我惹麻煩

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‪這真的很酷

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‪你們把生物質的碳吸收率
‪提升到原來的9942倍

153
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‪真厲害,大部分人都四捨五入到一萬

154
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‪-我討厭不精準
‪-我以為不精確是新的壞潮流

155
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‪就是說啊
‪如果我想要近似值會直接問

156
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‪打死我都不會這樣問

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‪妳想看我的瘋狂點子嗎?

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‪我在飛機上看了一份研究報告

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‪-你拿看論文當娛樂嗎?
‪-不是

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‪-我是
‪-我也是

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‪內容關於G1細胞週期蛋白家族
‪在有絲分裂前細胞生長中的作用

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‪繼續說

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‪我在想既然可以
‪用核醣體的數量衡量細胞大小

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‪如果降低週期蛋白的合成率...

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‪-就能限制細胞生長
‪-沒錯,細胞越小,就有...

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‪-更大的表面積...
‪-進而提升吸收率

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‪-這樣整體的質量係數...
‪-就會棒呆了

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‪我有男朋友

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‪好極了,男朋友也很棒
‪實驗進度很順利,一切都很美好

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‪感覺很棒,我要假裝有電話
‪我是說接電話

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‪嘿,傑克森

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‪我想約他出去

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‪真的嗎?

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‪他很可愛,我喜歡他有點怕我
‪而且我覺得我們昨天有火花

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‪妳跟很多人都有火花

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‪那個咖啡師、他的經理、我父母

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‪他們很喜歡妳,不是約會那種
‪拜託別跟我爸媽約會

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‪等等,妳不是喜歡傑克森吧?

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00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,318
‪我?才怪,我有男朋友了

180
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,445
‪-對,但妳不喜歡他
‪-我喜歡他

181
00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,447
‪-沒那麼喜歡
‪-我夠喜歡他了

182
00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:54,617
‪我是說很喜歡
‪約傑克森出去吧,我不在乎

183
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,538
‪嘿,紅色實驗室的各位還好嗎?

184
00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,333
‪最重要的實驗室,捕碳拯救全世界

185
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,379
‪-你好像有目的
‪-胡扯

186
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,173
‪妳們知道我們是朋友,永遠都是

187
00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:12,385
‪雖然嚴格來說
‪現在這間實驗室歸我管

188
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,345
‪感覺還像是公文寫錯

189
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:15,930
‪真是的

190
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,058
‪只是妳們的伙食費太高

191
00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:23,062
‪我是沒意見啦
‪但高層肥貓看不慣,那群傢伙

192
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,314
‪老是找基層員工的麻煩

193
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,983
‪我們不刪減伙食費,還有事嗎?

194
00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,734
‪-我在想...
‪-不可能,還有事嗎?

195
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:29,902
‪堅定立場

196
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,990
‪妳們買了貴爆的開心果
‪也許可以不要再買...

197
00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,409
‪-你瘋了嗎?
‪-別想拿走我們的開心果

198
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,371
‪你跑來實驗室想奪走唯一能
‪讓我們有力氣去拯救世界的零食嗎?

199
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,041
‪聽著,我們現在都很驚恐

200
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:47,128
‪等我們搞清楚怎麼回事
‪再回來繼續談吧

201
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,341
‪新關係必須先定好規則

202
00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:55,177
‪沒錯, 就像坐牢第一天要先揍人

203
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,348
‪認真想

204
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,559
‪有了!

205
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,186
‪不行

206
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,791
‪所以你想出好點子了嗎?

207
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,961
‪並沒有,怎麼回事?

208
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,422
‪那首歌讓我想起我老婆

209
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,424
‪你聽到歌?

210
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,222
‪傑克森十歲時
‪我們全家去峇里島度假

211
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:43,100
‪他在陌生的飯店裡睡不著

212
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,354
‪凱蒂就唱這首歌哄他睡

213
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,190
‪想這些真的很有益健康

214
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,858
‪但妳希望我晚點再想嗎?

215
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,903
‪-好的
‪-好吧,該集中精神了

216
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,535
‪一點幫助也沒有

217
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,871
‪說不定傑克森聽到那首歌

218
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,500
‪會敞開心房,讓他像正常人一樣哭泣

219
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,001
‪天啊

220
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,295
‪-我馬上回來
‪-妳要去哪裡?

221
00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,672
‪帶個驚喜給我!

222
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,173
‪牛角麵包好了!

223
00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:16,509
‪成功了,細胞變得越來越小

224
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,636
‪而且中絲仍保持結構完整

225
00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:19,553
‪讓我看看

226
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,516
‪我們可以一起看,你的頭很小

227
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,725
‪謝囉?

228
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,523
‪要是我們增加C2C2激酶的活性呢?

229
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,774
‪妳太有才了

230
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,485
‪天啊,我現在開心到不行

231
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,486
‪我也是

232
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,154
‪這時就需要

233
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,866
‪來點貴森森的開心果

234
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,785
‪好喔,應該可以,那就吃吧

235
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,871
‪所以,我正在考慮約你出去

236
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,998
‪什麼?約我嗎?

237
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,504
‪-傑克森,我要找你
‪-但現在情況正有趣

238
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,797
‪不能等了,快來

239
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,638
‪-看看妳,大膽出擊
‪-妳覺得我太急了嗎?

240
00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:06,851
‪不會,我尊重妳,但我花了兩年
‪才告訴布萊恩他的頭很小

241
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,771
‪艾利斯?

242
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,066
‪艾利斯?

243
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,735
‪艾利斯?

244
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:22,491
‪麥爾坎,我說過不要偷偷靠近我
‪我受過訓練

245
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:25,995
‪-對不起,你的手還好嗎?
‪-沒事,幸好它們也訓練有素

246
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:26,996
‪那是什麼?

247
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,957
‪這是我的新頌缽
‪來自西藏,或是塞內加爾

248
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:35,463
‪是波士頓,能讓心靈平靜
‪我希望它幫助我更專注於手邊工作

249
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,299
‪我不想干擾你,因為你很忙

250
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,844
‪除非你想知道我發生的事
‪非常有趣喔

251
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,928
‪我不想探人隱私

252
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,346
‪沒關係,我直接告訴你吧

253
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,974
‪我得削減紅色實驗室的伙食預算

254
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:49,477
‪但她們甚至不讓我拿走高級開心果

255
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,396
‪她們在測試你
‪科學家嘛,很會來這一套

256
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,899
‪我該怎麼辦?
‪你可能會問,順便回答吧

257
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,611
‪當作是打仗,你必須一寸寸攻陷灘頭

258
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,573
‪第一步可以
‪先把高級開心果換成便宜貨

259
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,158
‪但她們為什麼會同意?

260
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,786
‪你的腦袋很混亂,我來幫你

261
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,581
‪所以怎麼回事?我爸還好嗎?

262
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,834
‪他待會要開董事會
‪但困住了,我要幫他解套

263
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,795
‪除非你解開人生關卡,他才會脫身

264
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,798
‪拜託別告訴我妳要我進去哭

265
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,466
‪天啊,你真聰明

266
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,384
‪現在給我進去哭吧

267
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,932
‪麥爾坎,我對天發誓

268
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,099
‪他聽不到

269
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,816
‪安娜,怎麼回事?
‪我一直待在這頌缽裡

270
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,152
‪-最新消息,滾出去,知道了吧
‪-我這就走

271
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,154
‪等等,帶走頌缽

272
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:48,661
‪頌缽會解決你所有的問題
‪相信它,當然還有敲棒

273
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,412
‪謝謝

274
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,790
‪看來一切很順利

275
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,583
‪等等,你來得正好

276
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,252
‪不,我不會為了你哭

277
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,294
‪如果是我哭呢?

278
00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,422
‪我十個月後才要生,尖叫有用嗎?

279
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,133
‪我沒叫你哭,只想告訴你一個故事

280
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,183
‪時間是2005年,地點在峇里島

281
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,936
‪幸福的一家人跟著健康的母親...

282
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,105
‪爸,拜託停下來,別再提了

283
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:20,109
‪我沒照你的方式哀悼
‪不代表我做錯事

284
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,403
‪我每天都想念老媽

285
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,364
‪但我用適合我的方式哀悼
‪因為這就是我

286
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,783
‪如果你不喜歡,那是你的問題

287
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,371
‪我看到他哭了

288
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,166
‪很難察覺
‪因為他極不爽,但他真的有哭

289
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,752
‪任務完成,該去保住你的飯碗了

290
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:42,172
‪我是壞爸爸嗎?
‪所以他才不想跟我相處?

291
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,968
‪不是,艾利斯,這只是表示你在意

292
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:50,097
‪有些孩子從沒被爸爸
‪逼得二度受創而哭

293
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,849
‪謝謝,妳真體貼

294
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:57,062
‪如果今天下午的會議你無法應付
‪那沒關係

295
00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,107
‪-我會想辦法
‪-不用,我們會搞定,我們還有...

296
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,235
‪37分鐘?我整天在瞎忙什麼?

297
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,829
‪等等,再做一次

298
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,581
‪(可可泡芙麥片)

299
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,918
‪(完美開心果)

300
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,295
{\an8}‪(原味帶殼堅果
‪乾焙與鹽味)

301
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,339
‪(完美開心果)

302
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,769
‪相信頌缽

303
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,361
‪所以我要約妳出去你沒意見嗎?

304
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,113
‪妳是說妳考慮約我

305
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,574
‪所以什麼都要我做,而你當閒人?

306
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,368
‪希望你在床上不是這樣

307
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,410
‪聽著,我很抱歉

308
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,539
‪我真的很想跟妳出去
‪我們約出門吧,今晚如何?

309
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,250
‪-我今晚不行,星期五呢?
‪-我明天就走了

310
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,962
‪所以你讓我辛苦跳了一支求偶舞
‪結果只是白費力氣

311
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,255
‪我不知道妳考慮約我出去

312
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,549
‪只考慮在星期五那天約

313
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,344
‪也許下次你來的時候
‪我們可以再來個類約會

314
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,388
‪我很樂意

315
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,932
‪露比,請妳去一下廚房

316
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,143
‪我準備了一個小驚喜
‪包妳為“堅”瘋狂

317
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,105
‪我打賭是堅果

318
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,942
‪如果不是,我這輩子都會納悶
‪他幹嘛強調那個字

319
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,492
‪我幫妳們買了大包裝的高級開心果

320
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,120
‪並裝進這個漂亮的頌缽
‪因為妳們是我朋友

321
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:39,999
‪我們尊重彼此
‪我才不管那群肥貓怎麼處置我

322
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,250
‪謝謝你,麥爾坎

323
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,712
‪你對公司的陽奉陰違
‪會讓你成為好老闆

324
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,214
‪這些堅果“堅”的很讚

325
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,551
‪妳學我說雙關語
‪讓我很滿意我們的現況

326
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,012
‪這些“堅”可口

327
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,682
‪太棒了,大家幹得好
‪一起繼續加油吧

328
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,893
‪我們很好心耍笨

329
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:03,564
‪假裝分不出高級開心果和這些垃圾

330
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,606
‪為什麼要放過他?

331
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,193
‪我們得給他點甜頭,萬一他被降職
‪天曉得正牌上司會怎樣

332
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,363
‪真的,今天過後
‪他短時間不會來煩我們了

333
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,533
‪對,想像如果是我們
‪真正在意的東西會怎樣?

334
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,494
‪-就是說,我根本不喜歡開心果
‪-完全不值這筆錢

335
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,626
‪妳的天才呢,安娜?

336
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,336
‪對啊,妳那位天才呢?

337
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:29,673
‪偉大的艾利斯德雷根是不是怕了
‪因為他知道他完蛋了?

338
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,009
‪嗯,偉大的艾利斯德雷根
‪是不是怕了,因為...

339
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,343
‪知道嗎,雙胞胎?

340
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:37,014
‪外界說你們因為繼承
‪事事都不勞而獲,這太不公平了

341
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,850
‪因為你們根本
‪沒繼承到任何討喜的特質

342
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:45,856
‪科學是什麼?

343
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:53,447
‪錯了,科學是創新與綜效
‪綜新,創效

344
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,327
‪-我們聽不懂
‪-通常我們並不介意

345
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,996
‪但這次我們要弄清楚
‪我們必須知道你在做什麼

346
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,791
‪我會告訴你我們的工作內容
‪查茲或提傑

347
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,876
‪我們正在大展身手

348
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,128
‪-那我們訂的目標呢?
‪-對,還有...

349
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,380
‪-別說了
‪-我來跟你們談談目標

350
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:14,843
‪我們不但會達成
‪還要跟他們成為好朋友

351
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,596
‪交情好到如果拜託他載我們去機場

352
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,723
‪他們會一口答應,對吧,安娜?

353
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,935
‪對,而且他們還會
‪主動問回程班機的時間

354
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,895
‪我們會說:“沒關係,我們叫車”

355
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:29,108
‪他們會說:“不用,別傻了
‪我們來接你,否則要目標幹嘛?”

356
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,026
‪-現在丟回來給我
‪-把時間交還艾利斯

357
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:48,210
‪-知道嗎?這根本是胡扯
‪-胡扯就是創新

358
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,587
‪不,並不是

359
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,882
‪事實是我們達不到你們的目標

360
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,053
‪我本來要來這裡講得天花亂墜
‪但我不想這樣

361
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,931
‪因為今天我從一個年輕人身上學到

362
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,809
‪就算事情不照你期望的發生

363
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,853
‪也不表示那個人做錯了

364
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,480
‪我正在規劃適合自己的時間表

365
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,859
‪這就是我
‪如果你們有意見,那是你們的事

366
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,403
‪他拒絕我們嗎?

367
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,655
‪他的自信迷死我了

368
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,408
‪我發明了不易受損的酪梨

369
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,994
‪我甚至研發出仿生胰臟

370
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,413
‪價格便宜到
‪可以在好市多買到超值三入組

371
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,417
‪所以當我說我們會搞定碳計畫時
‪請相信我

372
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,753
‪這很重要,必須搞定
‪但必須按照我的時間表

373
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,381
‪不是你們的

374
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:41,054
‪各位先生女士
‪這就是了不起的艾利斯德雷根

375
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:46,602
‪-你跟我想的一樣嗎?
‪-每次都是,這只是暫時挫敗

376
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,811
‪我們會搞死他

377
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,938
‪我們何必還要說話呢?

378
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,231
‪可以不必

379
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,114
‪-情況怎麼樣?
‪-他做得很好

380
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,574
‪那就好

381
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,492
‪其實,傑克森

382
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,038
‪雖然他未必會表現出來
‪但他在乎你的想法

383
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:06,955
‪我剛剛看到了

384
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:08,957
‪謝謝

385
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,630
‪-實驗室控管好了嗎?
‪-全擺平了

386
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,264
‪這是給你的

387
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,891
‪果醬三明治

388
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,351
‪只有果醬

389
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,895
‪我現在不想吃果醬

390
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,065
‪只是個象徵,你說的話讓我茅塞頓開

391
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,567
‪後來我也用更權威
‪和帥氣的姿態複述一遍

392
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,030
‪何時準備好吃花生醬該由你自己決定

393
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,823
‪其他人無權做主

394
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,451
‪好喔

395
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:46,787
‪那謝謝囉

396
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,375
‪-你今天過得如何?
‪-很棒,實驗室很刺激

397
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:57,339
‪我覺得我還有點事沒做完
‪所以我可能會多待一陣子

398
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,633
‪真假,你要留下來?

399
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,595
‪-因為你想陪在我身邊
‪-你要唱歌了嗎?拜託不要唱

400
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,223
‪我兒子要留下來

401
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,059
‪我們會天天夜夜笙歌

402
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,435
‪-接吧
‪-不要

403
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,062
‪他不想唱歌

404
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,605
‪他不想跳舞

405
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,692
‪但現在他要留下來,我還有更多機會

406
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:23,031
‪晚安...

407
00:22:57,292 --> 00:23:02,297
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