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‎我們要效仿比目魚

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‎像比目魚那樣藏起來

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‎比目魚醜得要命

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‎比目魚不會贏得選美比賽

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‎但牠們沒必要參加

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‎牠們只需要藏匿行蹤,牠們辦到了

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‎嘿!全部拿來,拉斐爾,別鬧了

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‎沒了嗎?

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‎《毒海狂濤》

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‎在史無前例的警察行動中

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‎警方在北海岸搜獲360公斤的古柯鹼...

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‎恭喜了不起的警察!

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‎...魚尾村

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‎警方表示他們追回了

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‎法蘭切斯科波尼諾運送的所有貨物

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‎人們稱他為“義大利人”

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‎如今被警方羈押...

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‎敬蓬塔德爾加達的英勇警官

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‎-敬警察
‎-好呀!

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‎敬弗里亞斯警探!

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‎少了她果斷的行動

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‎我們不會有這麼輝煌的成績

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‎請本島來的傑出女士喝一杯

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‎樂意之至,來吧

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‎寶拉警探,恭喜

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‎打給監獄,我想跟波尼諾聊聊

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‎案子還沒破

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‎親愛的,船故障了

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‎我們到了一座島上

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‎這裡像極了西西里
‎與電影《侏羅紀公園》

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‎記得那些植物嗎?

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‎我們要帶孩子來,他們會喜歡的

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‎不,吉安盧卡很好

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‎貨在安全的地方

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‎你的照片被登在各大報紙上

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‎在電視上、網路上
‎到處都是,法蘭切斯科

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‎我們會派人救你出來,追回那批貨

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‎誰要來?

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‎蒙提

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‎親愛的?喂?還在嗎?親愛的

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‎妳是我妹妹
‎我希望妳平安,但妳話太多了

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‎妳老公清楚得很

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‎船長得跟船同進退

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‎我寧願妳的孩子是孤兒
‎而不是有個令他們蒙羞的父親

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‎-嘿,義大利人,今天午餐吃什麼?
‎-吃你妹

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‎那是義大利麵還是披薩?

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‎我想今天也不會有人來

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‎對

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‎我們必須要有耐心

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‎上主作為何等奧秘

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‎神父,這有什麼奧秘?

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‎酒鬼就是酒鬼,狗改不了吃屎

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‎酒鬼也是人,卡利諾斯
‎我們不能放棄他們

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‎無意冒犯,神父

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‎他們或許會來這裡尋求幫助
‎如果您沒這麼...

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‎這麼神聖、完美無瑕,您知道嗎?

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‎沒人想跟聖人告解

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‎我不是聖人,卡利諾斯

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‎就是今天了,席薇亞

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‎等著瞧吧

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‎今年我們要把聖母軍的聖母請回家

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‎-對,瘋婆軍
‎-放尊重點

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‎我們是聖母軍成員

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‎今天聖母會知道祂的下一個家在哪裡

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‎今年

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‎各位的投票決定了我們的聖母將去...

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‎-我家!
‎-死賤人!

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‎艾薇拉杜特拉!

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‎真是個婊子

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‎我發現您從不喝酒

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‎連祭壇的酒也不喝

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‎根據平衡理論

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‎要是男人沒有...

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‎啪啪啪

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‎那就得喝酒,魔鬼需要出路

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‎喝吧

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‎也許我會是個好神父

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‎我樂於助人

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‎神學院會收像我這樣的小美嗎?

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‎小美?

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‎已婚男人都這麼叫我

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‎小美

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‎那在上帝的眼中是錯的嗎,神父?

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‎當然不是

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‎上帝同等地愛每個人

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‎我很遺憾

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‎你受到那樣的對待

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‎我很開心

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‎我絕不讓別人取笑我

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‎而且我有合唱團

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‎有一天我們會去梵蒂岡唱歌給教宗聽

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‎梵蒂岡幾乎和魚尾村一樣小

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‎真的嗎?

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‎真的

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‎西斯廷教堂天花板上
‎《最後的審判》壁畫

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‎畫了男人接吻

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‎聽聽喜不喜歡

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‎先說好,這是英文歌

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‎你母親曾說亞速爾群島

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‎代表地球從內部燃燒

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‎這是我向她求婚的地方

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‎我很想在死前再看到這個地方

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‎進來吧

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‎現在晚了

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‎我喜歡在這個時間待在這裡

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‎我最心愛的法蒂瑪

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‎你母親今天要滿44歲了

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‎每年他們都會在那天去掃墓

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‎每年艾多瓦多
‎都向他母親許下同樣的承諾

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‎唯有他父親恢復視力

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‎他才會去美國

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‎但過了這麼久

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‎他已經分不出這究竟是承諾

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‎還是終生監禁

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‎看看那小鬼頭

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‎-費西亞諾?
‎-你一定是小淘氣

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‎你爸在美國都那樣叫你

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‎費西亞諾戈麥斯

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‎我是賣魚罐頭的

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‎要吃午餐嗎?

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‎鮪魚、魷魚、帽貝、沙丁魚

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‎應有盡有

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‎我是罐頭裡的海洋之王!

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‎小淘氣,我和你爸一起去美國

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‎我們從最底層開始做起,我賣吸地機

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‎你爸是清潔工

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‎他專門打掃房子
‎尤其是廁所,對吧?

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‎年輕人,你知道吸地機是什麼嗎?

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‎吸塵器

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‎你們這裡都叫吸塵器

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‎我從沒見過像你父親
‎這麼快就學會美國話的人

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‎我很希望他能成為我的生意夥伴

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‎但他沒興趣

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‎他說:“魚罐頭是給葡萄牙人吃的”

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‎“葡萄牙人吃沙丁魚”

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‎他錯了

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‎美國人很喜歡一樣東西

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‎“海底雞”,也就是鮪魚

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‎他們馬上掏錢出來!

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‎當場買單!

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‎想當年

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‎我、你父親和你的喬舅舅

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‎我們像電影明星那樣

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‎阿魯達多久會來?

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‎妳是說妳爸?

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‎妳有沒有聽懂?

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‎放這裡看起來不錯吧?

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‎我費盡苦心把聖母瑪利亞請回家

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‎說到瑪利亞...

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‎我有血腥瑪麗,妳有那個嗎?

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‎什麼?

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‎-本菲卡球隊在踢球
‎-他們贏了嗎?

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‎我月經來,妳有衛生棉條嗎?

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‎幹嘛不早說?

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‎不用再等醫院安排動手術

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‎跟我來美國,你去那裡動手術

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‎-不
‎-我會付錢

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‎費西亞諾!

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‎你已經請我們吃飯,我很感激

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‎我不想虧欠你

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‎不好意思,失陪了

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‎-艾多瓦多!
‎-我在這,爸

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‎我想回家

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‎好了

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‎小淘氣!

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‎過來

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‎來吧,拿一個

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‎拿一整箱,小鬼頭!

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‎小淘氣

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‎你爸是很高傲的人
‎那股傲氣毀了他一生

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‎但我可以幫忙,好嗎?

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‎別像你爸一樣

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‎不會有好下場的

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‎別被費西亞諾的提議給騙了

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‎-美國沒有讓他發財
‎-那是什麼?

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‎他的旁門左道

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‎美國是個會讓人心腐敗的地方

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‎為什麼你沒說過你在美國打掃廁所?

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‎雖然我很髒,但我的靈魂是乾淨的

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‎我睡覺時不會良心不安

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‎有個接受費西亞諾幫忙的理由

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‎他可以負擔你的手術費用

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‎要是我現在死了
‎我能有尊嚴地面對上帝

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‎你想費西亞諾也能這麼說嗎?

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‎媽?

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‎-媽!
‎-來了

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‎過來

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‎妳看

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‎席薇亞,聖母怎麼會在這?

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‎她在那裡看起來很棒吧?

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‎但我已經十年滴酒不沾了

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‎做彌撒怎麼辦?

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‎假裝喝酒

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‎但你不能告訴任何人

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‎畢竟神父也是人

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‎藉著教會賦予我的力量

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‎我赦免您所有的罪過

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‎來出差還是來玩的?

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‎釣魚

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‎歡迎來到亞速爾群島,蒙提先生

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‎這正是我需要的

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‎-我好嗨
‎-好大的地震

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‎一切都在動

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‎上帝的兒子拿撒勒的耶穌

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‎在十字架上受苦幾個小時
‎就有永恆的和平與愛

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‎但在亞速爾群島,人們不得喘息

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‎這是人間煉獄

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‎卡利諾斯...

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‎這將引發一場災難

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‎我靠

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‎看到了嗎,兒子?

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‎人生是借來的

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‎我們只是過客

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‎比原本更糟

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‎我很會做美勞,但我不會創造奇蹟

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‎-這幾乎是奇蹟
‎-我們會被逐出教會

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‎-席薇亞
‎-怎樣?

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‎去開門

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‎他媽的

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‎妳沒事吧?還好嗎,席薇亞?

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‎你怎麼了?

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‎不,不可以這樣

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‎對

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‎這裡沒發生過什麼好事,對吧?

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‎妳不是一直這麼說嗎?

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‎是誰?

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‎怎樣?

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‎比目魚季結束

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‎-我們要開張了
‎-終於!

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‎人生是借來的

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‎我們只是過客

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‎地震不只是震動地球

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‎也狠狠地震撼了我們

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‎我們感受到無助

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‎軟弱、羞愧

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‎憤怒

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‎喂,席兒

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‎聽著,聖母在哪?

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‎幸好妳會開車,寶貝

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‎他媽的坐骨神經痛搞得我快發神經

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‎坐骨神經本來就是神經

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‎艾薇拉才難搞

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‎我這麼做是為了
‎不讓那些宗教狂打擾媽

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‎但我是妳父親,我可以幫妳

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‎“我是妳父親”

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‎你是第一天當父親嗎?

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‎別這麼說,席兒

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‎“席兒”個屁!

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‎我叫席薇亞

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‎你上次陪我過生日是在我七歲時?

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‎對,我記得
‎我帶妳去看那部有鹿的電影

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‎-《小鹿班比》
‎-就是那部

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‎然後你給我一把獵槍

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‎帶我去獵兔子,美好的童年回憶

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‎我知道我是什麼樣的人

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‎我也知道我不是稱職的父親

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‎但我想我們還有時間讓我更了解妳

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‎我是認真的,寶貝
‎我想知道妳愛吃什麼

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‎是不是很常染頭髮、喜歡什麼音樂

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‎真的嗎?你真的想知道?

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‎那好吧

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‎我喜歡性愛

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‎大量的性愛

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‎但這裡的男生
‎不知道該怎麼給女生口愛

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‎再加上第三邊的平方根就會得到...

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‎斜邊,答對了!

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‎那是對角線,我們學過的

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‎沒錯

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‎妳得做功課才跟得上進度,懂嗎?

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‎對,只限直角三角形

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‎抱歉,莎拉,我們改天再繼續

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‎好嗎?可以嗎?

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‎好,謝謝

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‎愛妳呦

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‎走吧

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‎您說得對,您女兒的幾何學很差

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‎我要靠你輔導她了

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‎我可以進來嗎?

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‎奧古斯迪,你好嗎?

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‎你好嗎?

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‎我朋友以前叫白沫

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‎你嘴角老是有白色的東西

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‎-這是我美麗的女兒
‎-妳好

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‎我們當地的足球明星

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‎告訴他們我們是怎麼認識的

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‎當兵認識的,很棒的時光

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‎但要不是這混蛋幫我
‎我永遠完成不了基礎訓練

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‎就是說啊

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‎來看看有多糟

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‎你看,他們摔斷祂的頭
‎還弄壞祂的小手

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‎-這...
‎-看這裡

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‎聖母渾身是傷

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‎祂摔得很慘

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‎他們把頭摔壞了,你看

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‎-聖母被摔壞了
‎-祂摔得很慘

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‎全都摔碎了

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‎-誰會這樣對聖母?
‎-看看底下

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‎這樣我處理不了,等一下

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‎好了

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‎奇蹟出現

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‎對聖母大驚小怪的,但說到底...

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‎寶貝,妳不必跟爸道謝

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‎謝了...爸

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‎拉斐爾,快過來

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‎來拿這東西

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‎奧古斯迪!

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‎-媽的
‎-走吧

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‎-警探,船準備好了
‎-出發

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‎您有感覺到地震嗎?

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‎有

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‎別停...不...

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‎我靠

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‎芮氏規模4.2級

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‎那算弱的

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‎對

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‎挺弱的

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‎(海岸警衛隊)

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‎快說吧

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‎布魯娜,我想跟妳道歉

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‎慢點,這讓我有點害怕

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‎什麼?

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‎你站在那裡,抓著你的背包

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‎你很像《哭泣的男孩》,坐下

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‎那就對了,想來點餅乾嗎?

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‎別鬧了

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‎好...

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‎-我想說的是...
‎-等一下

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‎可以說了

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‎我想跟妳道歉

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‎他媽的!

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‎我靠

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‎想像走進滿是警察的屋子
‎背包裡有兩公斤古柯鹼

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‎想必你嚇到拉在褲子上

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‎但要是妳沒通知席薇亞警察要來突襲

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‎我一定會進監獄

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‎你會在蓬塔德爾加達監獄

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‎光著屁股撿肥皂

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‎屌這麼粗

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‎我要把這個送給妳,以示感謝

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‎真好,高尚的舉動

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‎嘿!妳的就是我的,我的還是我的

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‎來吧

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‎這是我這輩子收過最棒的禮物

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‎除了五歲時收到有輔助輪的腳踏車

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‎和平與愛?

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‎和平與愛

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‎來享用早餐吧

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‎怎麼樣?

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‎那是什麼表情?過來

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‎過來,來找大哥

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‎好多了?很好啊

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00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,520
‎我們現在是朋友了,對吧?

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00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,040
‎你不必裝模作樣

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00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,800
‎別再假裝你是古柯鹼甘地

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00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,880
‎說出你來這裡到底有什麼目的

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00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,240
‎我需要一位買家

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00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,400
‎警探,大多數外地人
‎都會覺得自己被困在島上

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‎大海彷彿是高牆

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‎有趣的是,當地人的感覺正好相反

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‎這是向外的通道

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00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,000
‎別擔心

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00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,680
‎我在亞速爾比在里斯本自由多了

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‎這是你藏古柯鹼的地方嗎?

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00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,240
‎我沒說我藏了毒品

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00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,760
‎我說我看到有人藏在這裡

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00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,960
‎那是兩碼事,也許我們誤會了彼此

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00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,440
‎警探,也許你的義大利文沒那麼好

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00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,480
‎已經好到能讓我意識到我被耍了

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‎五個步驟如下

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‎稀釋、秤重、包裝

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‎隱藏、運送

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‎住手!

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‎至於隱藏,我們都看過了

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‎電影是最適合的

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00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,120
‎有些人會把古柯鹼塞進屁股裡走私

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‎但我們不是

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00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,120
‎我們純粹為了好玩才塞進屁股裡

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00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,760
‎聽好了

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00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,480
‎他媽的聽我說!

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00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,120
‎伊恩的買家需要將古柯鹼送去本島

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00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,280
‎他要把貨裝進貨櫃裡

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00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,200
‎問題是

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‎要怎麼在不被發現的情況下
‎運送五公斤古柯鹼?

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00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,120
‎怎麼辦?

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00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,840
‎(海豚號)

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00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,680
‎這個義大利人實在有夠狡猾

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00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,200
‎他被審問時說船上有半噸毒品

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00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,760
‎我們在突襲中發現了三百多公斤

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00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,200
‎現在他又說那根本不是他的

390
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,800
‎波尼諾的謊言透露不少資訊

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00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,560
‎他很清楚我們有證據

392
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,200
‎-但有人要他閉嘴
‎-誰?

393
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,000
‎-誰?
‎-對

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00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,360
‎毒品真正的主人,法蘭西斯科

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00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,240
‎島上還有很多古柯鹼
‎義大利人會來取回

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00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,240
‎(最後出現的地點)

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00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080
‎在這裡,停下來!

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00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,720
‎一個人的垃圾是另一個人的寶藏

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00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280
‎(美洲影片出租)

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00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,480
‎車上還有一個箱子,快去拿

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00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,080
‎卡利諾斯!去搬另一個箱子

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00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,160
‎今天要把貨送去給伊恩

403
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,080
‎她是不是很美?

404
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,120
‎你要她告訴你法蒂瑪聖母的秘密嗎?

405
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,400
‎-放進去
‎-來吧

406
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,560
‎-艾多瓦多
‎-啥?

407
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,200
‎艾多瓦多,有人來了

408
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,000
‎各位早安!

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00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,160
‎我靠

410
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,520
‎星期三,怎樣?沒事吧?

411
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,160
‎猶豫老半天,拿不定主意的小子

412
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,520
‎-怎樣,大明星?
‎-一切都很好

413
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,080
‎我美麗的女兒席兒

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00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,040
‎嘿,席兒

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00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,400
‎我的寶貝女兒

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00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,920
‎我今天起床突然很想看電影

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00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,320
‎但現在的電影都在光碟和錄影帶上

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00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,640
‎以前魚尾村有個電影院

419
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,640
‎我每週都會去一次

420
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,000
‎席兒,記得嗎?

421
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,600
‎妳就是去那裡看《小鹿班比》

422
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,880
‎才剛開始沒多久

423
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,960
‎幾分鐘後就開始噠噠噠

424
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,560
‎小鹿斑比的媽媽被他們殺死了

425
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,560
‎妳他媽的哭慘了

426
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,280
‎你們知道我最喜歡的電影是什麼嗎?

427
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,240
‎《緊急追捕令》

428
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,120
‎我一直很欣賞能伸張正義的人

429
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,920
‎寶貝,妳有嗎?

430
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,840
‎去拿吧

431
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,160
‎警探叫什麼名字來著?他叫...

432
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,000
‎他叫哈利卡拉漢

433
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,440
‎你手很癢,是吧?

434
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,800
‎你以為你比我們其他人聰明

435
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,720
‎因為他就是

436
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,880
‎安靜,娘炮!我在跟你說話嗎?

437
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,240
‎-娘炮會痛扁你們三個
‎-你還要不要臉?

438
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,280
‎安靜

439
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,760
‎也許今天

440
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,840
‎我更想看有圓滿結局的電影

441
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,000
‎夠了

442
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,960
‎世上有太多狗屁倒灶的事,真不幸

443
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,120
‎舉個例子,這位朋友

444
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,160
‎一不小心就掉進弗納斯的洞裡

445
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,400
‎那似乎還不夠慘

446
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,720
‎魚尾村的人都叫他雞仔

447
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,360
‎他熟了,我們能把他剁碎,放進湯裡

448
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,280
‎但圓滿結局是存在的
‎雞仔你說是不是?

449
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,240
‎我小時候

450
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,640
‎我家那條街上的流浪狗
‎每天晚上會跑到我家庭院

451
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,160
‎試著咬傷一兩隻雞

452
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,880
‎我爸放了三次毒藥

453
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,880
‎那隻笨狗都活了下來

454
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,280
‎然後有一天,我們打開門餵牠

455
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,600
‎那個混蛋跟我們住了12年

456
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,800
‎我從沒見過這麼懂得感激的動物

457
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,200
‎所以我說

458
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,000
‎離開弗納斯的洞?我靠!

459
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,960
‎他媽的!

460
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,800
‎因為他命不該絕

461
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,720
‎我憑什麼違抗上帝的旨意?

462
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,120
‎還有聖靈的旨意

463
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,120
‎你們他媽的了解我

464
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,320
‎你們知道有人受難時
‎我不會置身事外

465
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,000
‎我才不會置身事外

466
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,200
‎這該死的坐骨神經痛
‎我幾乎站不起來

467
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,400
‎我不能開車,我需要司機

468
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,960
‎要不是我,雞仔早就失業了

469
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,920
‎對吧?

470
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,160
‎哈囉!

471
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,600
‎你們在想什麼,白痴?

472
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,280
‎你們以為奧古斯迪不會告訴我
‎雕像裡面有白色粉末嗎?

473
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,000
‎我本來要告訴您...

474
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,960
‎嘿,老大!

475
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,800
‎他媽的快克在哪裡?

476
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,840
‎-沒了
‎-你騙人

477
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,680
‎-住手!放開他!
‎-他媽的古柯鹼在哪裡?

478
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,760
‎-我知道古柯鹼在哪裡
‎-在哪?

479
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,280
‎-放開他!
‎-快告訴我在哪裡

480
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,280
‎-住手
‎-老大,去拿古柯鹼,在後面

481
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,040
‎今年夏天

482
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,080
‎限制級,限定錄影帶發售

483
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,360
‎《魔女終結者》

484
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,000
‎《愛德華陽具手》

485
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,160
‎《發條多P》

486
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:45,880
‎還有這個

487
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,400
‎《白雪公主與七個猛男》

488
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,880
‎別在我女兒面前開黃腔

489
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,800
‎好

490
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,440
‎抱歉,席薇亞

491
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,920
‎全都在這

492
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,440
‎就這些嗎?

493
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,560
‎對,老大,我對天發誓...

494
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,920
‎我在跟你說話嗎?不是吧?

495
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,880
‎星期三

496
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,720
‎如果我發現你把貨藏起來
‎你會是第一個進烤箱的

497
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,760
‎-你有把貨藏起來嗎?
‎-沒有

498
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,280
‎-還有更多古柯鹼嗎?
‎-沒了,阿魯達先生

499
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,040
‎真的沒有

500
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,120
‎那這是什麼?

501
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,080
‎王八蛋

502
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,240
‎艾多瓦多很明白

503
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,600
‎我們有時必須假扮綿羊

504
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,560
‎以便之後成為我們一直想當的野狼

505
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,120
‎媽,神父在哪?

506
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,280
‎不知道,他還沒出現

507
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
‎神父!

508
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,480
‎神父,醒醒!

509
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,400
‎他們都在等您

510
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,560
‎抗拒誘惑這麼多年後

511
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,560
‎神父又開始酗酒減輕他的罪惡感

512
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,240
‎果然魔鬼是需要出路的

513
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,160
‎卡利諾斯

514
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,640
‎-不...
‎-吸進去,一點點而已

515
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,400
‎來吧

516
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
‎好,再來一點

517
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,360
‎再來

518
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,560
‎神父快好了

519
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,600
‎走吧

520
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,840
‎神父,站起來

521
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,480
‎他們都在等您

522
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,360
‎來吧

523
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,760
‎我在上帝眼中是羞恥的

524
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,760
‎神父,看著我

525
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,400
‎在地震那天

526
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,560
‎您說沒有人應當被拋下

527
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,960
‎上帝不會放棄任何人

528
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,560
‎但您也不能拋下這些人

529
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,360
‎他們在外面等,他們需要您

530
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,040
‎他們需要您,神父

531
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,400
‎願上帝原諒我

532
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,400
‎再來一點

533
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,120
‎基督,我們的天上之王

534
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,600
‎哈利路亞

535
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,680
‎您承受了十字架和墳墓

536
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,440
‎哈利路亞

537
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:27,120
‎有罪之人得到救贖

538
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,840
‎哈利路亞

539
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,720
‎兄弟姊妹們

540
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,640
‎為了慶祝聖事

541
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,360
‎我們要承認自己有罪

542
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,240
‎我向萬能的上帝懺悔...

543
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,360
‎...向你們懺悔,我的兄弟姊妹

544
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,800
‎我犯了大罪

545
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,360
‎我的想法、言語、行為、失敗都有罪

546
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,440
‎透過我的罪惡,我最...

547
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,840
‎我最痛苦的...

548
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,600
‎罪惡...

549
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,840
‎艾多瓦多!

550
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,480
‎我們被購物分散注意力的同時
‎掌權的人能...

551
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,320
‎你想太多了,艾多瓦多,那只是電影

552
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,840
‎《駭客任務》不只是電影

553
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,120
‎艾多瓦多!

554
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,520
‎神父在教堂裡流鼻血,突然倒下了

555
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,600
‎我靠

556
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,560
‎東尼蒙大拿

557
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,720
‎《疤面煞星》的東尼蒙大拿

558
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,840
‎他會墮落是因為他吸太多古柯鹼

559
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,160
‎所以呢?

560
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,240
‎我們要動腦袋

561
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
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