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‎我们要像比目鱼一样

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‎不显山不露水

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‎比目鱼丑得要死

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‎比目鱼选美赢不了

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‎不过它们也用不着

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‎只要能消失就行
‎而他们就是这么做的

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‎嘿!全拿过来 拉斐尔 快点

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‎就这些了吗?

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‎片名:毒海狂涛

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‎在一次史无前例的行动中

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‎警方于北部拉博德佩谢沿海地区...

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‎恭喜了 司法警察!

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‎...查获超过360公斤可卡因

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‎警方说他们已经截获

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‎“意大利人”弗朗西斯科博尼诺

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‎运输的全部货物

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‎此人目前已经在押...

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‎这杯敬蓬塔德尔加达勇敢的警员们

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‎-敬司警!
‎-万岁!

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‎敬弗里亚斯警探!

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‎没有她的果敢行动

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‎我们不会取得如此卓越的成就

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‎拿一杯给内陆的高材生女士

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‎乐意之至 来吧

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‎宝拉警探 恭喜你

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‎给监狱打电话 我想和博尼诺谈谈

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‎这事还没完

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‎亲爱的 船坏了

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‎我们来到一座岛上

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‎这里简直是西西里岛
‎和《侏罗纪公园》的混合体

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‎还记得那些植被吗?

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‎我们把孩子们带来 他们肯定会喜欢

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‎不 吉安卢卡没事

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‎货物在安全的地方

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‎你的照片在报上登得到处都是了

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‎还有电视上和网上 弗朗西斯科

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‎我们正派人去捞你 并找回货物

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‎派谁来?

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‎蒙蒂

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‎亲爱的?喂?喂 亲爱的?

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‎你是我的姐妹
‎我不希望你出事 但你话太多了

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‎你丈夫知道的

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‎船长与船共存亡

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‎我宁愿你的孩子们成为孤儿
‎也好过因为老爹而尊严尽失

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‎-嘿 意大利人 今天午餐吃什么?
‎-吃你妹

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‎那是意大利面还是披萨?

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‎我觉得今天也没人会来

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‎嗯

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‎我们必须有耐心

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‎上帝的安排难以捉摸

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‎有什么难以捉摸的 神父?

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‎酒鬼就是酒鬼 死性不改

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‎酒鬼也是人
‎卡林诺斯 我们不能抛弃这些人

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‎请别误会

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‎他们没准会来求助的
‎可谁让你这么...

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‎这么神圣 这么毫无瑕疵 你懂吗?

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‎没人想向圣人告解

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‎我不是圣人 卡林诺斯

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‎就是今天 西尔维娅

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‎你会看到的

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‎今年我们会
‎把圣母御侍团的圣母像供在家里

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‎-是啊 疯子御侍团
‎-放尊重点

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‎我们是圣母的御侍

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‎今日 我们将揭晓她的下一处归宿

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‎今年

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‎大家已经投票决定 将圣像供奉在...

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‎-我家!
‎-你个贱货!

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‎艾尔维拉杜特拉!

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‎真是混蛋

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‎我发现您从不喝酒

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‎祭坛酒也不喝

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‎是因为均衡论

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‎如果男人

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‎没有嘿咻

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‎那就得喝一杯 释放内心的魔鬼

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‎来吧

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‎也许我会是一个好牧师

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‎我喜欢帮助别人

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‎神学院会接受像我这样的娘炮吗?

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‎娘炮?

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‎那些结了婚的男人就这么叫我

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‎娘炮

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‎这在上帝眼中是错的吗 神父?

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‎当然不是

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‎上帝对众生的爱是平等的

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‎我很遗憾

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‎你遭受了如此对待

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‎我很开心

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‎我从来不让任何人取笑我

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‎我还有合唱团

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‎总有一天
‎我们会去梵蒂冈为教皇唱歌

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‎梵蒂冈几乎和拉博德佩谢一样小

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‎真的吗?

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‎是的

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‎西斯廷教堂天顶的壁画
‎《最后的审判》

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‎就描绘了人类互相亲吻的图景

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‎您听听看喜欢不喜欢

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‎但我提醒您 歌词是英语

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‎你母亲以前说过

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‎亚速尔群岛是地心燃烧的喷发口

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‎这是我向她求婚的地方

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‎我想在死之前再来这里看看

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‎进去吧

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‎时间不早了

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‎我喜欢这个时间来这里

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‎我最亲爱的法蒂玛

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‎如果活到今天 你妈妈就44岁了

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‎每年 他们都会在这一天来扫墓

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‎每年 爱德华多
‎都会向母亲许下同样的诺言

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‎等父亲的眼疾治好

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‎他才会去美国

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‎然而 过去这么久了

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‎这孩子已经不知道这究竟是承诺

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‎还是无期徒刑了

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‎瞧瞧这个邋遢的小混账!

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‎-费利西亚诺?
‎-你肯定就是小家伙咯

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‎你爸爸在美国就这么叫你

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‎费利西亚诺戈麦斯

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‎费利西亚诺罐头食品店老板

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‎要不要一起吃午饭?

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‎金枪鱼 鱿鱼 帽贝 沙丁鱼

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‎我们什么都做

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‎我可是罐头里的海洋之王!

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‎小家伙 你爸爸和我去了美国

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‎我们从最底层做起 我卖真吸器

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‎你爸爸当门卫

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‎他打扫房子 尤其是卫生间 对吧?

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‎年轻人 你知道真吸器是什么吗?

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‎真空吸尘器

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‎这里的人就这么叫

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‎我从没见过有谁能像你父亲
‎那么快就学会美国话

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‎我立马就想让他做我的合伙人

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‎但他不愿意

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‎他说:“鱼罐头是葡萄牙人的食物

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‎葡萄牙人吃沙丁鱼”

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‎他错了

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‎要说到美国人喜欢的东西

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‎那就是我们的“吞拿鱼”
‎他们就这么叫

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‎他们立马就给钱了!

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‎当场掏腰包!

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‎那个年月

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‎我和你父亲 还有你乔舅舅

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‎我们就像电影明星!

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‎阿鲁达还不来吗?

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‎你是说你爸爸?

146
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‎还要多久?

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‎摆在这里不错 你不觉得吗?

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‎我费了好大力气才把圣母请回家

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‎说到圣母玛利亚...

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‎我姨妈来了
‎你这里有能用的东西吗?

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‎啊?

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‎-本菲卡红队主场作战
‎-他们赢了吗?

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‎我来月经了 你有卫生棉条吗?

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‎你怎么不直说啊?

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‎别在这里等医院了 听到没?

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‎跟我去美国 在那边做手术

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‎-不
‎-我出钱

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‎费利西亚诺!

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‎你已经请我们吃午餐了 我很感激

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‎我不想欠你人情

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‎好了 失陪

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‎-爱德华多!
‎-我来了 爸爸

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‎我想回家

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‎好了

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‎小家伙!

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‎过来

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‎来 拿一件

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‎小混蛋 我叫你拿一箱!

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‎小家伙

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‎你爸爸自尊心太强
‎结果把自己给耽误了

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‎但我能帮上忙 知道吗?

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‎别学你爸

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‎不会有好结果的

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‎别被费利西亚诺骗了

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‎-让他变成有钱人的不是美国
‎-那是什么

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‎是他的行骗诡计

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‎美国就是这样 能将人腐蚀

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‎你怎么没跟我说过你在美国扫厕所?

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‎干活身上脏 但我灵魂是干净的

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‎晚上睡觉心安理得

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‎那更应该接受费利西亚诺的帮助了

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‎他可以帮你付手术费

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‎就算我现在死了
‎我也可以堂堂正正面对上帝

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‎你觉得费利西亚诺敢这么说吗?

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‎妈妈?

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‎-妈妈!
‎-来了

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‎过来

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‎你看

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‎西尔维娅 圣母怎么在这里啊?

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‎摆在这里多好啊?

191
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‎但我已经十年滴酒不沾了

192
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‎那弥撒怎么办?

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‎我假装喝

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‎别告诉任何人

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‎毕竟 神父也是人

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‎以神圣教会赋予我的权力

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‎我赦免你的所有罪过

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‎出差还是旅游?

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‎捕鱼

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‎欢迎来到亚速尔群岛 蒙蒂先生

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‎真是怕什么来什么!

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‎-我真是嗑嗨了
‎-这次很厉害

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‎所有东西都在动

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‎上帝之子 拿撒勒人耶稣

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‎在十字架上受难两小时
‎之后便是永世的和平与爱

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‎但在亚速尔群岛 生活没有喘息

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‎这里是炼狱

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‎卡洛斯...

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‎这下完蛋了

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‎该死

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‎看到了吗 儿子?

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‎人生就是业债

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‎我们只是路过

214
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,800
‎还不如之前呢

215
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,800
‎我手很巧 但我不是奇迹制造者

216
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,680
‎-这简直是奇迹
‎-我们都会被逐出教会

217
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,160
‎-西尔维娅!
‎-干嘛?

218
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,520
‎去开门

219
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,160
‎该死

220
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,600
‎你没事吧?你好吗 西尔维娅?

221
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,200
‎你怎么了?

222
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,960
‎不 不能这样

223
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,480
‎对

224
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,000
‎这里从来没有好事发生 对吧?

225
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,280
‎你不是一直都这么说吗?

226
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,600
‎是谁?

227
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,200
‎怎么了?

228
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,240
‎我来说一声 比目鱼季结束了

229
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,240
‎-我们要重操旧业了 宝贝
‎-终于!

230
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,520
‎人生就是业债

231
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,360
‎我们只是路过

232
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,280
‎地震不仅会撼动大地

233
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,560
‎也让我们心慌意乱

234
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,280
‎我们感觉到自己的无助

235
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,440
‎软弱 羞愧

236
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,400
‎感受到自己的愤怒

237
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,840
‎喂 辛娅?

238
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,720
‎听着 圣像在哪里?

239
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,720
‎我真高兴是你开车 宝贝

240
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,720
‎该死的坐骨神经痛都把我搞神经了

241
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,880
‎坐骨神经就是一种神经

242
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,640
‎艾尔维拉才让人头疼

243
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,120
‎我这么做
‎只为让我妈避免得罪那些虔诚信女

244
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,920
‎但我是你父亲 我可以帮你

245
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:42,800
‎“我是你父亲”

246
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,200
‎你是今天才开始当爹吗?

247
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,000
‎拜托 辛娅

248
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:49,920
‎“辛娅”你个头!

249
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:51,840
‎我叫西尔维娅

250
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,080
‎你上次陪我过生日是我几岁?七岁?

251
00:18:56,080 --> 00:19:00,160
‎当然 我记得 我带你去看小鹿电影

252
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,000
‎-《小鹿斑比》
‎-《小鹿斑比》没错

253
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,320
‎然后你给了我一把霰弹猎枪

254
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,080
‎你带我去猎兔子 美好的童年记忆

255
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,320
‎我知道自己是什么不是什么

256
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,480
‎也知道自己不是一个合格的父亲

257
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,600
‎但我觉得我们还有时间
‎让我更了解你

258
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,760
‎我是认真的 亲爱的
‎我想知道你喜欢吃什么

259
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:25,720
‎如果你经常这样染头发
‎那你喜欢什么类型的音乐

260
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,000
‎真的吗?你真的想知道吗?

261
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200
‎那好吧

262
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,320
‎我喜欢做爱

263
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,440
‎特别喜欢

264
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,760
‎但这里的男人
‎不知道怎么给姑娘干“口活儿”

265
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,400
‎所以 直角边的平方和...

266
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,560
‎斜边 你得奖了!

267
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,960
‎那是对角线 我们学过的

268
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,680
‎没错

269
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,720
‎你得做好功课
‎这样才不会落后 知道吗?

270
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,280
‎是的 只限直角三角形

271
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,600
‎抱歉 莎拉 我们以后再继续

272
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,760
‎好吗?你介意吗?

273
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,160
‎好 谢谢

274
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,480
‎亲亲

275
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,880
‎走吧

276
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,040
‎您说得对 您女儿的几何是很差

277
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,200
‎我就靠你帮她提高了

278
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,880
‎我可以进来吗?

279
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:31,720
‎你好吗 阿戈什蒂纽?

280
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,560
‎你他妈怎样啊?

281
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,680
‎我这位朋友以前叫沫子

282
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,000
‎嘴角总是挂着唾沫星子

283
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,160
‎-这是我漂亮的女儿
‎-你好

284
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,800
‎我们当地的足球明星

285
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,920
‎告诉他们 我们是怎么认识的

286
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,120
‎在军队里 英武岁月

287
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,560
‎但要不是这混蛋帮忙
‎我可能还是过不了基础训练

288
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,800
‎对啦!

289
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,480
‎我们来看看破坏有多严重

290
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,240
‎瞅瞅 脑袋摔烂了 小手也完蛋了

291
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,280
‎-这个...
‎-看看这里

292
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,040
‎我们的圣母完蛋了

293
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,480
‎她已经稀巴烂了

294
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,560
‎他们把头给搞烂了 瞅瞅

295
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,880
‎-圣母被砸烂
‎-稀巴烂

296
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,080
‎都砸烂了

297
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,520
‎-谁会对圣人做这种事?
‎-看看底座

298
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,640
‎我无能为力 等等

299
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:24,920
‎来

300
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,320
‎奇迹

301
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,280
‎对圣人这样大惊小怪 可结果...

302
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,520
‎亲爱的 你不用谢爸爸

303
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,920
‎谢谢...爸爸

304
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,440
‎拉斐尔 你他妈的快点

305
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,440
‎把这破东西拿上

306
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,400
‎阿戈什蒂纽!

307
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,880
‎-该死!
‎-走吧

308
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,920
‎-船准备好了 警探
‎-走吧

309
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,520
‎您感觉到地震了吗?

310
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,000
‎是的

311
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,720
‎别停 别停!不...

312
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,760
‎该死

313
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,280
‎里氏4.2级

314
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,240
‎挺弱的

315
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,920
‎对

316
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,880
‎挺弱的

317
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,280
‎(海岸警卫队)

318
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,840
‎快说 来吧

319
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,560
‎布鲁娜 我想道歉

320
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,640
‎等一下 我有点害怕

321
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,000
‎什么?

322
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,400
‎你站在那里 抓着你的包

323
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:17,280
‎就像在演《哭泣的男孩》 坐下吧

324
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,120
‎好了 你要饼干吗?

325
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,360
‎别闹了

326
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,800
‎好...

327
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,120
‎-我想说...
‎-等等

328
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,000
‎说吧

329
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,280
‎我想道歉

330
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,560
‎该死!

331
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:51,840
‎该死

332
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,760
‎想想看 满屋子的警察
‎我包里还有两公斤可卡因

333
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,920
‎你肯定吓出屎了

334
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,600
‎如果你没提醒西尔维娅
‎警察正在来拉博德佩谢的路上

335
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,280
‎我肯定已经进监狱了

336
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,040
‎你肯定已经在蓬塔德尔加达监狱里

337
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,960
‎拿屁股蛋夹肉棍肥皂了

338
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,080
‎这么粗

339
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,280
‎我之前没能给你这东西以表谢意

340
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,480
‎很好 够仗义

341
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,960
‎嘿!你的就是我的 我的也是我的

342
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,280
‎来吧

343
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,760
‎这是我这辈子收到的最好的礼物

344
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,160
‎除了我五岁时
‎收到的那辆带训练轮的自行车

345
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,440
‎和平与爱?

346
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:45,920
‎和平与爱

347
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,440
‎吃你的早餐吧

348
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,160
‎怎么样?

349
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,600
‎你那是什么表情?过来

350
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,160
‎过来 到爸爸这里来

351
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,600
‎好多了?好了

352
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,520
‎我们现在是朋友了 对吧?

353
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,040
‎你可以废话少说

354
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,800
‎别再假装你是白粉界的圣雄甘地了

355
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,880
‎老实说说你究竟来干什么

356
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,240
‎我需要找个买家

357
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,400
‎警探 大部分外来者
‎都觉得被困在岛上了

358
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,000
‎大海是他们的障碍

359
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,880
‎有趣的是 我们的感觉完全相反

360
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,680
‎这是一条出路

361
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,000
‎别担心

362
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,680
‎我在亚速尔群岛
‎感觉比在里斯本更自由

363
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,680
‎这就是你藏可卡因的地方?

364
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,240
‎我没说过我藏了毒品

365
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,760
‎我说我看到有人把毒品藏在这里了

366
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,960
‎那是两回事 也许我们相互误会了

367
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,440
‎警探 也许您的意大利语不太好

368
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,480
‎足以让我意识到我被坑了

369
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,000
‎五个步骤分别是

370
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,080
‎切割 称重 包装

371
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,160
‎藏匿和运输

372
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,800
‎别闹!

373
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,480
‎就藏匿而言 我们都见识过了

374
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,080
‎跟电影学好着呢

375
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:47,120
‎有些人把可卡因藏在屁股里走私

376
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,400
‎这里可不会

377
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,120
‎我们往屁股里塞东西 纯粹为了好玩

378
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,760
‎听好了

379
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,400
‎该死 听着!

380
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,120
‎伊恩的买家需要把可卡因弄到大陆

381
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,280
‎他想把货装在集装箱里

382
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,200
‎提问

383
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:07,520
‎我们要如何神不知鬼不觉地
‎运送五公斤可卡因?

384
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,120
‎啊?

385
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,840
‎(海豚号)

386
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,680
‎这个意大利人像鳗鱼一样狡猾

387
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,200
‎他在审讯中说 他在船上有半吨货

388
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,760
‎我们在突袭中又发现了300多公斤

389
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,200
‎现在他说毒品根本不是他的

390
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,800
‎博尼诺的谎言暴露的线索
‎远比它所隐藏的更多

391
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,560
‎他很清楚我们有证据

392
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,200
‎-但有人让他闭嘴
‎-谁?

393
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,000
‎-谁?
‎-是的

394
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,360
‎真正的毒贩 弗朗西斯科

395
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:04,240
‎岛上还有很多可卡因
‎意大利人来找货了

396
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,240
‎(最后已知方位)

397
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,080
‎在这里 停!

398
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,720
‎一个人的垃圾却是另一个人的宝藏

399
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,280
‎(美洲)

400
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,480
‎卡车里还有一箱子 快去拿!

401
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,080
‎卡林诺斯!去拿另一箱

402
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,160
‎伊恩今天就要货

403
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,080
‎她是不是很厉害?

404
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,120
‎你以为她会告诉你法蒂玛的秘密吗?

405
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,400
‎-她要进去了
‎-去吧

406
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,560
‎-爱德华多
‎-干嘛?

407
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,200
‎爱德华多 有人来了

408
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,000
‎早啊!

409
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,160
‎我去

410
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,520
‎怎么了 礼拜三?没事吧?

411
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,160
‎又名“拿不起放不下”

412
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,520
‎-怎么了 帅哥?
‎-一切都好

413
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,080
‎我的漂亮闺女 辛娅

414
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,040
‎嘿 辛娅

415
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,400
‎我的宝贝女儿

416
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,920
‎我今天一觉醒来 特别想去看电影

417
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,320
‎但现在的电影都是录像带

418
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,640
‎以前在拉博德佩谢
‎好歹还有一家电影院

419
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,640
‎我以前每周都去一次

420
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,000
‎记得吗 辛娅?

421
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,600
‎你第一次看《小鹿斑比》就是在那里

422
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,880
‎才刚开始

423
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,960
‎没过几分钟 砰砰砰!

424
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,560
‎斑比的妈妈死了 他们杀了她

425
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,560
‎你哭得死去活来

426
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,280
‎你知道我最喜欢的电影是什么吗?

427
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,240
‎《紧急追捕令》

428
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,120
‎我一直很喜欢
‎将法律掌握在自己手中的人

429
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,920
‎亲爱的 你有吗?

430
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:19,840
‎去拿吧

431
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,160
‎那个警探叫什么名字?是...

432
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:37,000
‎是哈利卡拉汉

433
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,440
‎你他妈就是忍不住卖弄 是吧?

434
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,800
‎你觉得你比我们其他人聪明

435
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:42,720
‎他就是很聪明

436
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,880
‎闭嘴 死基佬!我跟你说话了吗?

437
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,240
‎-死基佬能把你们三个揍扁!
‎-你怎么没羞没臊?

438
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,280
‎安静

439
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,760
‎或许今天

440
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,840
‎我宁愿看一部皆大欢喜的电影

441
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,000
‎够了

442
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,960
‎这个世界净是狗屁 到处都是悲剧

443
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,120
‎比如 我们这位朋友

444
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,160
‎一不小心掉进了弗纳斯的一个地热坑

445
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,480
‎这还不够

446
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,720
‎在拉博德佩谢 他们叫他弱鸡泽!

447
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:23,360
‎他已经煮熟了
‎我们只需要把他撕碎 扔进汤里!

448
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,280
‎但幸福的结局依然存在
‎不是吗 阿泽?不是吗?

449
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,240
‎我小时候

450
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,640
‎我们那条街有只流浪狗
‎每晚都会来我家院里

451
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,160
‎想弄两只鸡吃

452
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,880
‎我爸给它下了三次毒

453
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,880
‎这畜生三次都没死

454
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,280
‎然后有一天 我们开门喂它了

455
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,600
‎那畜生跟我们一起生活了12年

456
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,800
‎我从没见过这么知恩图报的动物

457
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,200
‎所以我才说

458
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,000
‎从弗纳斯的窟窿死里逃生?我操!

459
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,960
‎该死的!

460
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,800
‎因为他时辰未到

461
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,720
‎我凭什么违抗上帝的旨意?

462
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,120
‎违抗圣灵

463
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,120
‎你们他妈的了解我

464
00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:36,320
‎你们知道
‎当有人受苦时 我不会熟视无睹

465
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,000
‎我他妈不会熟视无睹

466
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,200
‎这该死的坐骨神经痛
‎我都快站不起来了

467
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,400
‎我没法开车 我需要司机

468
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,960
‎如果不是亏了我 弱鸡泽就没工作了

469
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,920
‎对吧?

470
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:55,160
‎哎呀!

471
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,600
‎想什么呢 你们这些白痴?

472
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,280
‎阿戈什蒂纽不会跟我说
‎圣像里有白粉?

473
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,000
‎我本来想告诉您...

474
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,960
‎嘿 老大!

475
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,800
‎他妈的 白粉在哪里?

476
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,840
‎-已经没有了
‎-你在说谎!

477
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,680
‎-住手!放过他!
‎-可卡因在哪里?

478
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,760
‎-我知道可卡因在哪里
‎-在哪里?

479
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,280
‎-放开他!
‎-他妈的 告诉我在哪里

480
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,280
‎-住手
‎-老大 去拿 在后面

481
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,040
‎今年夏天

482
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,080
‎评级X 仅通过录像出品

483
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,360
‎《插入者》!

484
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:41,000
‎《阴茎手爱德华》

485
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,160
‎《发条狂欢》

486
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:45,880
‎还有这个

487
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,400
‎《白雪公主与七个猛男》!

488
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,880
‎别在我女儿面前说这种话

489
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:52,800
‎好

490
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,440
‎抱歉 西尔维娅

491
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,920
‎就这些

492
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,440
‎就这些吗?

493
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,560
‎是的 老大 我发誓...

494
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,920
‎我跟你说话了吗?没有吧?

495
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:16,880
‎礼拜三

496
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,720
‎要是被我发现你糊弄我
‎我就先把你扔进地热坑

497
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,760
‎-你瞒着我了吗?
‎-不 我没有

498
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,280
‎-还有可卡因吗?
‎-没有了 阿鲁达先生

499
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,040
‎没有

500
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,120
‎那这是什么?

501
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,080
‎狗娘养的

502
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,240
‎我的爱德华多知道

503
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,600
‎有时候 我们必须假装示弱

504
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,560
‎以后才能尽情发威

505
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,120
‎妈妈 牧师呢?

506
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,280
‎我不知道 我们还没见过他

507
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,400
‎神父!

508
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,480
‎神父 醒醒!

509
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,400
‎他们都在等你

510
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,560
‎抗拒诱惑多年后

511
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,560
‎牧师又开始
‎用酗酒来宣泄自己的罪恶感了

512
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,240
‎果然 恶魔需要释放的出路

513
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,160
‎卡洛斯

514
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,640
‎-不...
‎-吸吧 就一点点

515
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,400
‎来吧

516
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
‎好 再来一下

517
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,360
‎再来一下

518
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,560
‎神父马上就来

519
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:16,600
‎走吧

520
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,840
‎神父 快起来

521
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,480
‎他们都在等你

522
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,360
‎来吧

523
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,760
‎我在主的面前无地自容

524
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,760
‎神父 看着我

525
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,400
‎地震那天

526
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,560
‎你说没有人活该被抛弃

527
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,960
‎上帝不会抛弃任何人

528
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,560
‎但你也不能抛弃这些人

529
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,360
‎他们在等待 他们需要你

530
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,040
‎他们需要你 神父

531
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,400
‎愿上帝宽恕我

532
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,080
‎再来一点

533
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,400
‎就一点

534
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,120
‎天国君王是基督

535
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,600
‎哈利路亚

536
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:17,680
‎主在十字架曾舍身

537
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:22,440
‎哈利路亚

538
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:27,120
‎为了拯救世上人

539
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:32,840
‎哈利路亚

540
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,720
‎各位兄弟姐妹

541
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,640
‎为了好好庆祝神妙圣事

542
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,360
‎让我们承认我们都是罪人吧

543
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,240
‎我向万能的神告解...

544
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,360
‎...也对各位兄弟姐妹告解

545
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,800
‎我犯了大罪

546
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,360
‎我的思想、言语、所为与未为之事

547
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,440
‎我的过错 我最为...

548
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,840
‎我最严重的...

549
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,600
‎...过错...

550
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:00,840
‎爱德华多!

551
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,480
‎我们忙着买东西 那些管事的家伙却...

552
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,320
‎你想太多了 爱德华多
‎那只是一部电影而已

553
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,840
‎《黑客帝国》不只是电影

554
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,120
‎爱德华多!

555
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,520
‎牧师流鼻血 在教堂昏过去了

556
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,600
‎该死

557
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,560
‎托尼蒙大拿

558
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,720
‎《疤面煞星》里的托尼蒙大拿

559
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,840
‎他被抓是因为他吸粉 不动脑子

560
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,160
‎现在怎么办?

561
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,240
‎我们要动脑子

562
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,000
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