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「親愛的蜜糖
我本該在一個月後結婚

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我未婚夫很棒,但我不想嫁給他了」

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「親愛的蜜糖
我和妻子剛買了我們第一套房子

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我知道我該開心

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但她去上班後,我卻坐在家裡哭」

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「親愛的蜜糖
我當了25年的好妻子

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但在這25年裡,我只想逃離

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-我該怎樣做?」
-「何時離開才合適?」

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「妳覺得我該留下嗎?」

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妳在看什麼?

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沒什麼

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-這次給我五星好評吧
-你去死吧

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親愛的蜜糖

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我的人生一團亂,我結過兩次婚

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我滿口謊言、意氣用事

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不快樂

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嫉妒他人

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孤獨寂寞

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我無權向任何人...提供任何建議

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最美麗的小事

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{\an8}你們在做什麼?

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{\an8}-該死,哦
-哦,嘿

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{\an8}-嘿,蕾伊
-嘿

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拿去

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盧卡斯舅舅給的,他還錢了

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(支票,金額:15000美元)

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現在你們可以休戰了

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還是說你們已經和好了?

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好吧,我什麼都沒問出來
但肯定哪裡不對勁

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盧卡斯怎麼會放心
讓一個朋友送來一萬五千塊?

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你有看到海斯給我回的信嗎?
我夾在一本書裡

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-現在我找不到那本書
-沒見過

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-我要帶那封信去文學營
-現在蕾伊也支支吾吾不肯說?

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等等,我找到了,太好了

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我想知道昨晚來我家的到底是誰
妳不想知道嗎?

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丹尼,盧卡斯還錢了
蕾伊不再對我大吼大叫

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我們幾個月來第一次做愛
一切都好,萬事大吉

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昨晚那個優步司機是怎麼回事?

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艾米在叫我

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明晚見

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話還沒說完,妳就這樣走掉嗎?

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什麼話還沒說完?

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丹尼,沒出什麼事,我們用不著談

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嘿,一切都好

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懂嗎?一切都好

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-動作快點
-抱歉,嗨

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妳剛才在找海斯那封信嗎?

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-嗨
-嗨

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好了,我帶了肉乾和大麻棒棒糖

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天啊,出什麼事了?

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沒事,全都有事,我也說不清

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-我們走吧
-好的

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我這輩子再也不想看到藍色的書

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-至少開學前別看
-我們慶祝一下吧?

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-好啊
-我們開去墨西哥

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-有點遠呢
-拜託,媽,這是春假

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去四號公路的冰淇淋店慶祝怎麼樣

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不如這樣,我們把錢省下來

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等到大四春假的時候找個好地方玩玩

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好啊

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那好,我們可以省下兩年的錢

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到時候去哪裡?

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聽說馬丘比丘很棒,走走印加古道

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我想的不是徒步,是狂喝瑪格麗特

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-嘿,妳在做什麼?
-拍照留證

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好吧,我叫傑斯

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傑斯,你開車技術超爛

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-我沒在開車
-是的

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-你坐在車裡一動不動
-車停在原地

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-修車錢誰付?
-是妳在開車

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親愛的,是我們的錯

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不,媽,我們要日夜苦幹才賠得起

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這樣永遠去不成墨西哥

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這樣吧,我爸認識一個機修工

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能給我妳的號碼嗎?我看看他能否...

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給妳算便宜點

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那就給他吧,值得一試

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是啊

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除非這是跟我要電話的詭計

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不,絕對不是,只是為了修車
我會幫妳找位機修工

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-很好
-嗯

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參加文學營是我有生以來

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收到的最棒的生日禮物

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再過可憐的兩天妳就告別40歲了

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-我的天啊
-放肆玩一場,不然就滾回家

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-大家都這樣說
-天啊

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「英國著名作家海斯麥基翁」

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(課程目錄,內在的故事)

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「主講本期見解深刻的文學工坊」

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-天啊
-「由處於強力巔峰期的

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-文學巨匠主講」
-「強力巔峰期」?

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老天,他們絕不會這樣形容女作家

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嘿,我有件事要告訴妳

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什麼事?

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我終於收到經紀人的回覆

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艾米,我很遺憾

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-蘭登書屋出價...
-搞什麼?

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-這...
-天啊

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-等等,我的天啊
-對吧?

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-我的天啊
-其實出價並不高

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-但...
-誰在乎...等等

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重要的不是錢

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-只是...
-是的

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出於好奇,我想問問他們出多少...

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他們說的好像是8萬5

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- 85000美元?
-對,但...

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天啊,艾米!

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-就是啊,妳猜怎麼著?
-怎麼?

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好像有人對電影改編版權感興趣

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-哇哦
-對啊,怎麼會?

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哇哦,我的天啊,我真的...

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天啊,看看這地方

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還不賴啊

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謝天謝地他們是浮動收費的

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艾米?

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-艾米,我剛聽說妳的事
-天啊

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-抱歉,我甚至沒有...
-少來...少來

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-我知道,簡直瘋了
-妳真是文壇女神

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我去簽到,辦我們的入住手續

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我真為妳高興,我是說...

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-嗨
-嗨

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我來給克雷爾皮爾斯
和艾米阿德勒簽到

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沒錯,妳們要參加
討論如何描寫拋棄的「空椅子」

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耶!

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不對,我們報名的是
海斯麥基翁的「內在的故事」

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-妳們肯定是「拋棄」
-不,我們就是為了海斯來的

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但妳們確實報的「空椅子」

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-對,我們報的是「空椅子」
-不,那...

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-對
-我沒說錯

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-我給妳們拿歡迎禮包
-謝謝

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-我能看看這個嗎?所以...
-妳為何...

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聽著,出了個小差錯

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海斯工坊的票兩秒鐘就賣光

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但我們可以鑽漏洞

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我們去參加講拋棄的那個工坊

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說我們討厭它,再換到海斯那邊去

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我們要拋棄專門講拋棄的工坊嗎?

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是的

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克雷爾,妳想喝桑塞爾還是隆河?

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紅酒就可以了

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瓊,聽到沒?
又來一個不懂品鑑紅酒的人

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克雷爾,希望妳喜歡法式紅酒燉牛肉

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很好吃

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我喜歡你們收藏的畫

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我們讀研究所時商量好每年都會

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-買一件藝術品
-藝術的定義非常寬泛

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克雷爾的媽媽就是位藝術家

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-不,不是這種
-拜託

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克雷爾的東西全是她親手做的

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-妳家也幾乎由她親手建造
-等等,她是建築師嗎?

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不,她是服務生

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我讀大學時當過服務生

153
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每個人這輩子
都該當一次服務生,對吧?

154
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其實她也在讀大學

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跟我一起

156
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-真的嗎?
-真棒

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-學習永遠不嫌晚,對吧?
-我想變成露絲金斯伯格

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傑斯,如果我明年
跟你一起讀法學院,你會氣死嗎?

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其實我在想,我們在想

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我可能會休學一年,出國旅行

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-什麼?
-克雷爾申請到都柏林讀一學期

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我們覺得如果我們都能在那邊
多待一段時間會很有趣,是的

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我要去一下...

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-廁所
-廁所嗎?出去然後...

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歡迎各位作家

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請看這把椅子

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哇哦,他們真的完全按字面意義
分析「空椅子」

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有何感想?

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它喚起了什麼回憶?

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我們將在這期文學工坊探討拋棄

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因為這與我們自己
以及我們寫的角色息息相關

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我們圍成一個信任之圈
安全地討論這個話題

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我們再待一分鐘

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-拋棄...
-然後就溜出去找海斯

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-好嗎?嗯
-我們不能這樣

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他也跟蘭登書屋簽約

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-我想問他一位編輯的事
-也許各位沒有...

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女士們

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-有誰要發言嗎?
-抱歉

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也許我們小時候得到的擁抱

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-不夠多...
-不能一分鐘後開溜

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這樣太失禮,要多待一會兒

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也許沒人邀請你去生日派對,因為...

184
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大家都知道你總把泳衣穿在T恤裡面

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-去他的,走吧
-不

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-你愛穿圓筒短襪嗎?
-準備好沒?走吧,快點

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-別拉我,我不走
-快點,站起來,來吧

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-艾米
-對

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抱歉

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首先我們閉上眼睛

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回憶我們在情感上拋棄自己的時光

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{\an8}(《一無是處》海斯麥基翁著)

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{\an8}我早該猜到妳在這裡

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我愛這個房間,所有這些書,這...

195
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妳可以拿走那本海斯麥基翁的書
我媽讀過他的所有作品

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還有這個梯子,我只在電影裡見過

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我不知道普通人家也用帶梯子的書櫃

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-妳以為我爸媽是普通人嗎?
-是的

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00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:50,000
他們以為你女友是...蠻荒野人...

200
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,293
什麼?

201
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,880
-我為何要穿這條洋裝?
-別說了,妳很完美,妳...

202
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,760
妳覺得我們應該何時告訴他們

203
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,805
-告訴他們什麼?
-我們訂婚了

204
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,435
什麼?

205
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,646
我們應該結婚

206
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,859
不,我們只交往了...

207
00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:16,944
我們只交往了三...

208
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,404
-我不在乎
-三個月

209
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,616
我不在乎,我希望我們...

210
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,121
我希望我們能共度餘生

211
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,832
有朝一日,我們...

212
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,253
我們會擁有自己的房子
裡面會裝滿...

213
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:37,923
藝術品,還有非常多的書

214
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,509
-隨便妳裝多少梯子
-書

215
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,473
你是認真的嗎?

216
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,520
-如果妳願意,那就是的
-我願意

217
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,023
評價非常差

218
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,984
好了,那...

219
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,278
{\an8}(海斯麥基翁,內在的故事)

220
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,614
{\an8}你彷彿想忘記所有一切
懂我意思嗎?

221
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,909
然而,這確實引出一個問題,而這...

222
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,828
這可能會成為下本書的主線情節

223
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,122
如果我會再寫一本的話
不然我何必費這個力氣?

224
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,541
-話雖如此
-你會嗎?我想是的

225
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,793
不好意思

226
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,546
-嗨
-嗨

227
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,215
實在抱歉,我只是想溜進去

228
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,634
不,妳不能這樣做,已經額滿了

229
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,429
不會有人知道我溜進去

230
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,181
我去了我的工坊,但它

231
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:31,268
真的不太適合我
所以我想溜進這場看看

232
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:32,895
我不能讓妳參加這個工坊

233
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:37,191
但我能讓妳參加
「怪胎、瘋子、神經病」

234
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,860
賈伯倫賈博隆斯基
探討如何描寫心理疾病

235
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,154
這三個詞恐怕都不妥當

236
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,199
-這個工坊真的就叫這名字
-克雷爾

237
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,624
-好,能稍等嗎?
-艾米

238
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,584
天啊,我忙著處理出書的事

239
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,837
我的經紀人希望這本書趕快出...

240
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,839
妳為何拋下我自己走掉?

241
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,508
妳認真的嗎?

242
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,846
-是的
-克雷爾,不是我拋下妳,是妳不走

243
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,935
嗨,是的,我還在,對,我做到了

244
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,437
我不知道,我從未去過倫敦

245
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:25,364
-這裡太棒了
-是,別指望在我家看到圖書館

246
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,325
-嗨
-嗨,媽

247
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,411
-嗨,妳好
-又見面了

248
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,872
我說我家在荒郊野外,傑斯不相信

249
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,790
-嗨,親愛的
-我想妳

250
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,083
路上還順利嗎?

251
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,504
-但願你沒被誰追撞
-沒有

252
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,006
希望這次沒有

253
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,261
這...

254
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556
-這是...
-對

255
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,476
對,我們想給妳一個驚喜

256
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,729
這是傑斯奶奶的訂婚戒指

257
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,939
我確實很驚訝

258
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,360
嘿,我是丹尼,自己看著辦

259
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,696
嘿,親愛的
我只是想看你好不好,因為我...

260
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,740
我早上那樣
匆忙離開很不好,我只是...

261
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:12,953
聽著,這裡超可怕,所有人都好奇怪

262
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,915
大家都吃純素,甚至沒有酒吧

263
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,292
我只是,我只想...

264
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,925
不管怎樣,明晚見

265
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,469
我會...好了,沒事了,再見

266
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:45,778
天啊

267
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,822
-妳還好嗎?
-嗯,水有點熱

268
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,700
-我知道,習慣就好
-是的

269
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,206
我叫克雷爾

270
00:15:58,499 --> 00:15:59,833
皮爾斯

271
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,545
-是嗎?
-你可能不記得我的名字

272
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:11,303
聽著,如果我有過什麼不當行為
完全是我的錯

273
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:13,764
我是個沉迷威士忌的爛人

274
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,100
-到處惹是生非...什麼?
-天啊,不是,我...

275
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,644
-不是那樣
-好吧,真是鬆了一口氣

276
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,397
其實我曾經給你寄過...

277
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,192
-一封信,附上了一篇文章
-是嗎?

278
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:29,738
是我自己寫的
叫做《有藍色獨木舟的房子》

279
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,991
-這樣
-是很久以前的事了

280
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:35,995
是我18年前寫在一張菜單背面的短文

281
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,247
我當時是服務生,那上面有很多塗鴉

282
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,083
-不錯
-菜單上寫了很多

283
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,459
「盡情衝浪吧」這種話

284
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,837
-好吧
-因為主廚非常無禮

285
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,756
-對
-總之,重點是

286
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:50,718
我寫信跟你說起我的文章
後來你回信了

287
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,387
我說了什麼?

288
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:58,225
「親愛的克雷爾,非常感謝妳
跟我分享妳這篇優美的短文」

289
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,395
「我正忙於痛苦的寫作
但我得停筆」

290
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:03,564
「寫信告訴妳要再接再厲
堅持寫作」

291
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,650
「妳的作品有獨到之處
愛妳的海斯麥基翁」

292
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,946
-或是類似的話,我記不清了
-嗯,真不錯

293
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,656
總之

294
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:20,414
你叫我來見你,叫我繼續寫作

295
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,207
-很好
-我照做了

296
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,418
-不錯,很好
-對,但後來...

297
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,253
我放棄了

298
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:28,130
我放棄了

299
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,134
我還以為如果能見到你

300
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,179
如果親眼見到你本人,就會...

301
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:40,476
讓我內心動搖
或是喚醒某些東西,比如...

302
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,144
讓我...

303
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,607
你記得在我身上看到什麼特質了嗎?

304
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,277
我沒讀妳的文章

305
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,364
其實我也沒有寫信給妳

306
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,784
你寫了,我把那封信帶來了

307
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,368
-不是的
-你真的寫了,我...

308
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,037
那不是我,那應該是莫拉格

309
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,372
真有莫拉格這個人嗎?

310
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,500
莫拉格,是的,她是我第一任妻子

311
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:09,421
她以前幫我回覆所有粉絲來信
她是個詩人

312
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,257
她肯定會用

313
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,301
「痛苦」這樣的詞,她偏好

314
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:17,179
誇大其詞,這點很不幸

315
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,307
但她很擅長鑑賞別人的作品

316
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,144
她喜歡魚和貝類

317
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:29,024
所以「盡情衝浪吧」正合她胃口

318
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,236
這樣,好吧

319
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:39,493
-傑斯,請坐
-不用,沒關係,我其實...

320
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,080
我得出去上個廁所

321
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:46,458
我等下回來洗盤子,妳們坐著就好

322
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,381
-媽,他人真的很好
-他確實很棒

323
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:58,011
他顯然非常愛妳,但你們都還太年輕

324
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,889
我只是不希望妳重蹈我的覆轍

325
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,349
好吧,嗯

326
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,062
傑斯不是我爸,我也不是妳

327
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:13,819
我不想永遠過這種生活

328
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,198
有這樣一個世界,充滿了藝術還有...

329
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:23,495
文化,還有滿屋子的書
我想融入那個世界

330
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,665
妳應當心想事成

331
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,668
我想要的不止這些

332
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,178
妳好啊

333
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:44,975
今晚有個篝火晚會還是什麼的
如果妳想...

334
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,061
-妳在做什麼?
-我要走了

335
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,901
如果這讓妳難受

336
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,112
我向妳道歉

337
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,865
我說過有什麼事讓我難受了嗎?

338
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,326
妳為何不能裝作替我高興呢?

339
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:07,956
-什麼?艾米,我真為妳高興
-好吧,妳真這樣想嗎?

340
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,626
-是的
-妳20年前就拿到出書合約

341
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,462
在那之後我一直拼盡全力試圖趕上妳

342
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:18,133
-是16年前,後來我生了蕾伊
-對,所以...

343
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,595
妳實現了妳的理想

344
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,514
但在我實現我的理想的時候

345
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,975
-妳卻不肯誇我兩句?
-這話不公平

346
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:30,187
不公平嗎?我跟妳手牽手、肩並肩

347
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:35,025
一同經歷妳人生中大大小小各種事情

348
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:39,488
我參加妳跟丹尼的婚禮
參加所有孩子的生日派對

349
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,157
幫妳收拾各種爛攤子

350
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:45,661
我跟妳同甘共苦

351
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:49,373
但妳甚至不能
我該怎麼說,賞我個笑臉

352
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:53,961
在妳得到我無法得到的所有一切時

353
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,212
我可是很開心的

354
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,714
那不一樣,妳並不想要那些東西

355
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,051
妳怎麼知道我不想要,妳只是...

356
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,722
抱歉,但妳表現得彷彿全世界

357
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,267
就只有妳沒能得償所願

358
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,938
妳沒寫書,妳沒遵照合約寫那本書

359
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,898
妳沒當上作家

360
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,401
沒能實現妳的作家夢

361
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,611
那不是我的錯

362
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:23,824
不是丹尼的錯,也絕對不是蕾伊的錯

363
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,790
抱歉,那有點...

364
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:34,876
克雷爾

365
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,788
我可以在婚禮結束後改改妳的婚紗

366
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,041
它能變成一件很漂亮的夏日洋裝

367
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,711
謝謝媽

368
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,673
小可愛,怎麼了?

369
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,133
太緊了嗎?

370
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:29,306
妳覺得我在犯錯嗎?

371
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,772
現在還回頭是岸,如果妳不想結婚

372
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,025
妳隨時可以喊停

373
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,364
不,我愛他,大家也都來了

374
00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:49,576
這不是結婚的理由

375
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,791
抱歉我之前說這種生活不夠好

376
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,462
沒關係

377
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:08,929
嘿

378
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,851
我不知道妳想生孩子

379
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:16,937
我說的是...

380
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:20,649
我沒生孩子

381
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,528
艾米

382
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:29,699
我真的受夠了那些人

383
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:35,122
覺得我身為女人,人生存在缺憾
因為我...

384
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,581
因為我沒當過媽媽

385
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,376
有時候

386
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,337
我覺得他們是對的

387
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,007
艾米

388
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:50,137
妳是個非常出色的女人

389
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:54,558
妳無所畏懼、美麗動人、風趣幽默

390
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,270
有次妳陰道裡卡著一顆李子還在加班

391
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:02,441
-還有誰做過這種事?
-天啊,但願沒有

392
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:09,698
妳是全世界最棒的朋友

393
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:13,201
妳很快也將成為

394
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,538
暢銷書作家

395
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:18,790
我知道妳一定會

396
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,960
謝謝

397
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,967
-我能躺妳旁邊嗎?
-能

398
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:41,146
-海斯沒給我寫那封信
-什麼?妳什麼意思?

399
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,357
原來那是他的某一任妻子寫的

400
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,443
-天啊
-她叫莫拉格

401
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,445
-莫拉格?
-莫拉格

402
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:53,200
她替他回所有粉絲來信

403
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,367
真噁心

404
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:56,953
我告訴妳

405
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:03,460
海斯麥基翁肯定...

406
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:09,591
不惜一切想回到50歲,享受大好人生

407
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,266
好了

408
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:24,814
-嗨,又是我
-藍色獨木舟,對嗎?

409
00:25:25,023 --> 00:25:26,942
我想請你在那封回信上簽名

410
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:31,279
為了莫拉格那件事贖罪?

411
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323
-也許吧
-妳看看

412
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:34,908
看到筆跡了嗎?

413
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,701
往右偏,快要出信紙了,妳看看

414
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,911
我知道

415
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,457
-她怎麼了?
-她離開了

416
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,876
-是啊
-她們都離開了

417
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:50,674
不,不是,《親愛的蜜糖》
那是個線上建議專欄

418
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:54,803
但她寫的那些文筆有力的散文
真的讓人心潮澎湃

419
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:58,473
-我不看勵志文學
-不是那樣的,懂嗎?是...

420
00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,601
那都是她自己的親身經歷

421
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,603
-所以她飽含真情,真的
-好吧

422
00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:04,813
-她會...
-喂!

423
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,940
好吧,你說動我了

424
00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:09,693
不如這樣

425
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,028
這封信你留著吧

426
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,154
-我嗎?
-對

427
00:26:13,154 --> 00:26:14,364
-妳確定嗎?
-我不介意

428
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:16,783
妳真好

429
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:21,788
我還是想要個簽名,請你簽一下吧

430
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:22,872
好的

431
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:25,083
要專門為妳寫點什麼嗎?

432
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,043
用上「痛苦」這個詞?

433
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,214
寫「蜜糖」吧,你可以寫獻給...

434
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:34,968
蜜糖

435
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,138
好的

436
00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:41,433
(《一無是處》親愛的蜜糖)

437
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,518
親愛的女士們

438
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,481
這段話獻給試圖解答各種棘手難題

439
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,568
因此深感痛苦的所有女性

440
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,820
何時離開?

441
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,656
何時結束?

442
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,075
怎樣留下?

443
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:04,831
我在讀大三前夕嫁給一個好男人

444
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:09,336
我愛他,但我不該嫁給他

445
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:13,214
因為在我嫁給他那天

446
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:18,887
我心裡傳來
一個微弱但清晰的聲音:「快逃」

447
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,349
那個聲音說:「快逃

448
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,311
即使妳愛他,快逃

449
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:32,192
即使他溫柔善良
對妳忠貞不二,快逃

450
00:27:32,776 --> 00:27:34,694
即使無處可逃

451
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,821
快逃

452
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:41,451
即使妳不知到底為何不能留下」

453
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:45,997
一旦我聽到那個聲音,它便揮之不去

454
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,043
所以我努力迴避這個聲音

455
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:54,506
但女士們,妳們一定要聽從心聲

456
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,176
讓我們留下的理由有很多

457
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,890
但離開只需要一個理由

458
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:05,433
回家路上去逛折扣店吧?

459
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,477
好

460
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,271
離開吧

461
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,357
因為這是妳的心願

462
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:18,238
離開吧,只要有這個想法就足矣

463
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,032
愛妳們的

464
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:23,076
蜜糖

465
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,870
(《智者》)

466
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,461
-嘿
-嗨,幸好你還沒睡

467
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,131
是啊,感覺如何?

468
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:40,009
真的很可怕,後來...

469
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:42,011
其實還不錯

470
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,434
丹尼

471
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,728
對不起

472
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,064
因為什麼?

473
00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:56,609
我...

474
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,113
我一直在努力...

475
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,032
擺脫所有這些...

476
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,040
我一直在責怪你,還有...

477
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,752
說真的,我也責怪蕾伊

478
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:17,213
你們都沒有拖累我,而且...

479
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:18,882
-克雷爾,寶貝
-不

480
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,968
你是對的,我確實辜負了你的信任

481
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,263
這和盧卡斯或者那筆錢無關

482
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,641
重點是我們共同的生活

483
00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:31,227
我...

484
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,521
我消失了

485
00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:39,611
我在感情中缺席了

486
00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,614
我失去活力

487
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,493
-你懂嗎?
-懂

488
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:52,665
我一直在瞞著你寫一些東西

489
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:56,002
我覺得寫得不錯,讀者的反應也很好

490
00:29:56,294 --> 00:30:00,089
我決定寫下去,我決定全職寫作

491
00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,802
你別生氣,但我想辭職,好嗎?

492
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:06,054
我知道我才剛開始寫

493
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,139
-但我想堅持下去
-嗯

494
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:12,477
我還在折扣店花了200塊,我說完了

495
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,564
-好
-好嗎?

496
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:19,943
謝謝你,丹尼

497
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,947
怎麼?我們會一起解決

498
00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:26,282
-嘿,我要走了...
-你、我和蕾伊

499
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,450
-給我點...
-好

500
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,077
-讓我說兩句
-好

501
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,372
我真為妳高興

502
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:35,333
真的,但我不想再繼續下去了

503
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,963
-繼續什麼?
-這段婚姻,我們

504
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:42,048
-你不想跟我在一起嗎?
-我想離開

505
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,509
你在說什麼?

506
00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:48,263
因為離開是我的心願,而且...

507
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,934
只要有這個想法就足矣

508
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,684
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