1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:04,087 - (device vibrating) - (Clare moaning) 2 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,100 - (vibrator sputters) - Ow! 3 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:21,271 (coughs) What the fuck? 4 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,605 (coughing) Ow! 5 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,524 Aah! Bitch! 6 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:26,109 (vibrator sputters, stops) 7 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:41,958 {\an8}Are you kidding me? 8 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,505 {\an8}(sighs) Oh, my God. 9 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,762 Ow! Uh-- Uh-- Ah. 10 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,805 (sighs in relief) 11 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,391 Why're you being weird? 12 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,101 I'm not. I'm not being weird. 13 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:02,145 I'm just not being... 14 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,646 (mouths) Ow! 15 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:06,775 Um... 16 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:10,612 I got a call last night inviting me back 17 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,489 to the land of the employed, so. 18 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:14,949 Oh, is that why you brushed your hair? 19 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,493 What? I always brush my hair. 20 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:20,580 WOMAN (over speakers): (moans) Yes. (moans) It's so good. 21 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,583 - Wait, who is that? - (moaning over speakers continues) 22 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:26,920 Wait, what is happening right now? 23 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,588 - What is that? - WOMAN (over speakers): Oh! 24 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,131 - God, Dad is watching porn... - What is that? 25 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,758 ...and he doesn't know it's on Bluetooth. 26 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,094 - What? - (moaning over speakers continues) 27 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,262 RAE: Oh, my God. How are you my parents? 28 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,389 - (Clare grunts) - (door shuts) 29 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,100 Danny! 30 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,935 - (Clare gasps) - Shit! 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,353 - What are you doing? - DANNY: I'm-- 32 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,065 - What are you doing? - (stammering) About to get in the shower. 33 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,650 Uh, no, you're not! 34 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,443 I just heard what you were doing. 35 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,987 We-- We-- Your daughter heard what you were doing! 36 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,615 - What? How? - The Bluetooth! The speakers! 37 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:57,951 - Oh-- - No! 38 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,537 This is a Home Depot. 39 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,454 You're watching people fuck 40 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,372 - in a Home Depot? - Okay. 41 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,457 - Just-- Get out, please? Could-- - (woman moaning on video) 42 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:06,292 Do you know that we could've been doing this? 43 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,544 We could've been, 44 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,004 just you and me, this whole time, in person. 45 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,631 I was just, like, 20 feet away. 46 00:02:12,882 --> 00:02:14,175 I'm just saying. 47 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:18,888 MONTANA: Hey, girl. 48 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:21,641 Want a ride? 49 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:22,934 From you? No. 50 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:25,687 Can you get in the car? 51 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,148 Please? 52 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:31,276 What? 53 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:32,777 I like your jacket. 54 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,487 (Rae scoffs) 55 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,114 Rae, what are you-- 56 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,075 Rae! 57 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,495 Hey, what's up, Kev? Come on in, man. 58 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:43,830 Good to see you. 59 00:02:45,081 --> 00:02:47,500 - Hey. Kevin, right? - Yeah. 60 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,626 Uh, have a good one. 61 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,253 Oh, and we have therapy later. 62 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,881 Oh, hey. Yeah, um, about that, can we not... 63 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,216 Can we not mention, you know, what happened? 64 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,468 Oh! I'm gonna lead with that, 65 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,137 'cause every week it's about something terrible 66 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,263 that I have done, so... 67 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,764 Okay, just-- I didn't do anything 68 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,184 - terrible or wrong or-- - Okay. 69 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,101 I don't like this whole 70 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:06,728 telling-the-teacher vibe that you got going on. 71 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,147 - I'm not-- There's-- I don't have any-- - (vibrator buzzing) 72 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,857 - Excuse me. - What is that? 73 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,650 - Is something buzzing? - (vibrator continues buzzing) 74 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,278 No. That's not-- No, it's just the bag. There's garbage. 75 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,447 - What? Hold on. - You're gonna go through trash right now? 76 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,948 (vibrator continues buzzing) 77 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:20,158 - (vibrator sputters, stops) - Ooh! 78 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:21,993 Died in the battlefield. 79 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:26,956 CLARE: Thank you. Thanks. 80 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,928 Oh-- I'm sorry. 81 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,683 {\an8}(distant phone ringing) 82 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,521 (woman moaning on video) 83 00:03:50,521 --> 00:03:51,606 (thuds loudly) 84 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,982 SHAN: Are you watching porn? 85 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:54,484 What? No. No. 86 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,568 No, uh-huh. 87 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,820 - Oh, uh-- - SHAN: Wow. 88 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,448 So, uh, gotta take care of these. 89 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:04,535 Uh... a-- a turtle just flew out of your... 90 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,163 - something. - Oh, that's weird. 91 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,873 Oh, right. 92 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:10,708 Uh, that was-- I bruised my-- 93 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:14,879 Um, so, were you watching porn? 94 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:15,964 Uh... 95 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:22,679 What can I help you with? 96 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:23,930 These applicants need 97 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,307 their health insurance info filled out. 98 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:27,934 They need a callback. 99 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,352 Added bonus: some of them don't 100 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,520 have a callback number. 101 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:33,606 That's great. Okay. 102 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,900 Glad to be back? 103 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:37,235 No. 104 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:40,363 But, I mean, I am to a paycheck, 105 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,991 to not lying in bed at night worrying about mortgage payments 106 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,701 and losing my health insurance, so... 107 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,953 That's what you Boomers think about in bed? 108 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,329 - Sad. - (Clare scoffs) 109 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,207 I'm fucking Gen X. 110 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,543 SHAN: No one wants to hear who you're fucking. 111 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,090 - (car engine rumbling) - (distant dog barking) 112 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:22,488 Fish dumped me. 113 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,451 And the senior guys put me 114 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:28,286 fourth on the most-fuckable girls' list. 115 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,872 Fucking fourth! 116 00:05:30,872 --> 00:05:32,332 Sorry for your loss. 117 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,044 Damn. You don't have to be so harsh about it. 118 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,213 Your mom already went apeshit on me. 119 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,885 God. Um... 120 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,596 Yeah, she's, um, just going-- 121 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,181 A total psycho? 122 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:50,224 Yeah. 123 00:05:53,978 --> 00:05:55,396 Look, by your feet. 124 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,403 What is this? 125 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,574 THC in a can. My mom swears by it. 126 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,911 (Montana chuckles) 127 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:21,964 (sighs) 128 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,391 (distant phone ringing) 129 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,103 WOMAN: Dear Sugar, 130 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,647 I wrote to you a while ago. 131 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,485 And, uh, there's this situation that happened recently. 132 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:45,196 Um, I have this boyfriend. 133 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,199 We've been seeing each other for a while, like a year. 134 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,327 And, uh, I don't know, he-- 135 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,995 he usually tells me everything, 136 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:56,416 but one day, I got off of work early 137 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,044 and, uh, I opened my bedroom door, 138 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,256 and I saw him wearing my underwear. 139 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,467 And now I-- I don't know what to say. 140 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,219 Do I say something? 141 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:10,054 Or ignore it? 142 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:12,890 I really love him. 143 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,186 But I don't think I like him right now. 144 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,397 Actually, I really fucking hate him. 145 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:21,899 I fucking hate you. 146 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:23,067 (footsteps) 147 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:29,991 Hey. 148 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:31,826 You ready? 149 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:36,831 MEL: How are you both? 150 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,708 - DANNY: Great. Good. - CLARE: Fine. 151 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,876 Good. Great. 152 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,295 MEL: So better than last week? 153 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:44,755 - Definitely. - Uh... I mean, it's been-- 154 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,552 Danny blasted porn on the Bluetooth speakers 155 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,720 - this morning-- - Clare's vibrator 156 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,305 literally melted from overuse. 157 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,514 Have you ever had a patient 158 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,933 that's into just, like, watching 159 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:56,851 average people 160 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,269 - fuck each other's brains out... - Wow. 161 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,646 - ...in a hardware store? - Uh... (scoffs) 162 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,523 - I mean, I know it sounds niche but-- - Let's-- Okay-- 163 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:03,774 CLARE: What-- When you-- 164 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,985 When you think about it, it's just like... 165 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,613 - power tools and it's... - Clare. 166 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,323 - ...hard hats. - Okay, I-- 167 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,158 Screws. Makitas. 168 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,035 Okay, would you stop? Jesus! 169 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:15,578 - MEL: Danny. - What the fuck? 170 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:16,871 - I'm just-- - MEL: Danny. 171 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:17,955 In here? 172 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,957 MEL: There is nothing to be embarrassed about. 173 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,709 Stay in the room, please. 174 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,630 (exhales deeply) Okay. (sighs) 175 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:27,632 (softly) Okay. 176 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:32,428 MEL: So... 177 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:37,058 it seems like you're both having individual experiences. 178 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,726 (both chuckle) 179 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:39,727 Guess so. 180 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,479 MEL: Mm. I know it's hard, 181 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,398 but maybe we should just dive right into the discussion 182 00:08:44,398 --> 00:08:45,942 of, like, why is it... 183 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,237 that you two aren't having sex with each other? 184 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,284 I mean, we have a lot of life stressors 185 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,410 going on at the moment, 186 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,495 so that kinda... 187 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,414 saps the juice. 188 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:01,958 MEL: Like what? 189 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,710 Um, I-- I'm back at my job. 190 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,296 You know, the thing that, um... 191 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,676 gives us health insurance and a 401(k). 192 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,427 (chuckles) And no word from your brother 193 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,471 on when he's gonna pay us back. Shocker. 194 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,847 You want to go down that road again? 195 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:19,016 Have that fight again and again and again? Is that interesting? 196 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,143 - DANNY: Know what? I'm sorry. - Does that make this interesting in here? 197 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,228 - that my-- my-- - Helps? 198 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,438 my endless stream of weddings 199 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:27,233 and-- and teaching kids how to play the fucking trombone 200 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,734 doesn't come with a 401(k). 201 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,570 I'm sorry, but it is money. 202 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,489 And it is money that I made that you just gave away. 203 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:35,741 MEL: Clare, do you resent having to go to the job 204 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,078 that gives you the health insurance, the 401(k)? 205 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,288 Or maybe you resent 206 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,623 Danny for making less money than you do. 207 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,626 No. We, um, we made those decisions together, 208 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,628 you know, a long time ago. 209 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,338 It's not like I forced her to take-- 210 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,048 But I still did it. 211 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:53,968 I still did it. 212 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,345 I did it so you could keep doing what you loved. 213 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,182 Okay, so-- so-- so what? So-- 214 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,978 (scoffs) So because you make more money than me, 215 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,354 you just get to do whatever you want 216 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,023 or give it to your brother? 217 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,065 My mom... 218 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:11,944 built that house as a fucking sanctuary 219 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,155 against our dad. 220 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:15,948 That's where she's-- 221 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,954 He knows what it means to me. 222 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,041 You know. 223 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,043 You know. 224 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,213 You know what? I'm gonna give you an assignment. 225 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,426 You two need to have sex. 226 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,765 With... 227 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,476 Each other. (chuckles) 228 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,478 Just-- Just go find a place. 229 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,898 Just... somewhere that's not your home. 230 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,610 Depot. 231 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,369 (Rae chuckles) 232 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,832 My dad's porn blasted all over Bluetooth this morning. 233 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:08,793 Gross. 234 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,420 Mm. 235 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,882 I literally walked in on my dad jerking off once. 236 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:19,387 He looked like a sad gorilla wearing headphones. 237 00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,556 - Yeah. - (Rae chuckles) 238 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,477 Guys are so gross. 239 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,653 Tell me something... 240 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,655 no one knows about you. 241 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,158 - Pass. - Come on! 242 00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,953 Why? You wanna humiliate me on Instagram again? 243 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,663 No, thanks. 244 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,794 Tell me something no one knows about you. 245 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,296 I'm a virgin. 246 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,508 What? Wha-- What about Fish? 247 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,427 We talked about doing it, 248 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,721 and... we did other stuff. 249 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,348 And then he dumped me. 250 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,267 (chuckling) I'm sorry, but I just-- 251 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,893 You do not act like a virgin. 252 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:11,397 Hm. You mean I don't act like you? 253 00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,233 Oh. Oh, no. 254 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,985 I'm not a virgin. 255 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,528 (chuckling) Shut up! 256 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,281 Who have you slept with? 257 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,324 Stef Johnson. 258 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,201 The goalie with the blue hair? 259 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,286 Mm-hm. 260 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:29,206 And, uh, Sofia Serrano. 261 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,126 Kind of. 262 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,670 How did I not know about this? 263 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:37,465 Because you didn't ask. 264 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,341 Well, what was it like? 265 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:42,178 Like, how did you know what to do? 266 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,929 I mean... 267 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,349 I have a body, and I know what feels good, so... 268 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,019 Like that. 269 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,106 (phone chimes, vibrates) 270 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,487 Is that from one of your lovers? 271 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,905 No. 272 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,407 It's just from my mom. 273 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,076 She and my dad are going out, I guess. 274 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,163 So your place is free then? 275 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,457 We could, like... 276 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,710 hang... or whatever. 277 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,552 Then those are gonna need to come off. 278 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:32,770 So... the cheapest room is 200 bucks. 279 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,147 - What? (scoffs) - Yeah. 280 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,484 Great. We can't even afford to fuck each other. 281 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,568 (both chuckle) 282 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,987 (sighs) Okay. 283 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,906 Well, I mean, at least, you know, we're at a hotel, 284 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:47,243 so... technically, we did half the assignment. 285 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,452 Yeah. 286 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,537 Right. 287 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,830 (tapping on hood) 288 00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,798 Why don't you wanna have sex with me? 289 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,759 I don't know. I mean, you haven't-- 290 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,347 Haven't exactly seemed like you want to have sex with me lately. 291 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,599 I feel like you hate me because of the money. 292 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,520 - The money thing. - I-- I-- 293 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,147 Because I just-- I think you think I'm, like... 294 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,900 a crazy mom. 295 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,070 I-- I don't hate you. 296 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,991 I don't-- (mumbles indistinctly) 297 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,742 I just feel far away. 298 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,329 (sighs) I don't know. I just-- 299 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,831 I just feel far away lately. 300 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,880 What have you been working on? I hear you typing. 301 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,549 Are you working on your book again or... 302 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,177 No. 303 00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,470 No, that's just-- I-- 304 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,768 No, I'd-- I'd-- 305 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,105 - I don't even know if I-- - I got you. 306 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,780 So what was it this morning? 307 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:15,915 Was it fucking... J.Lo on the jumbotron 308 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,959 or was it-- was it hosting game day? 309 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,012 - It was game day. - Mmm. 310 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,058 Do you feel like we're getting ripped off by Mel? 311 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,852 'Cause that was like... half a session 312 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,813 before she told us to go fuck each other. 313 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:40,898 (chuckling scoff) 314 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,066 (exhales sharply) 315 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,110 I don't know. 316 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,619 So... 317 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,704 do you wanna go to Home Depot? 318 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,334 We do need light bulbs. 319 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,129 ♪ Baby, I don't know why I love you ♪ 320 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,465 ♪ I don't know why I feel this way ♪ 321 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,841 ♪ Why I love you ♪ 322 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,969 Who knew it'd be so crowded on a Tuesday? 323 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,303 (Clare chuckles) 324 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,807 (shoppers chattering) 325 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,604 Or we could, um... 326 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899 We could go get fishbowl margaritas at Don Guac's. 327 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,693 And nachos! 328 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,319 - Yeah. - (Clare exhales deeply) 329 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,029 Yeah, I'm hungry anyway. 330 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,699 I can't do it on an empty stomach. 331 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,414 Why didn't you tell me about all your torrid affairs? 332 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,126 I don't know. People are weird. 333 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,212 Stef, she didn't want me to tell anyone. 334 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,177 Does that mean you're not gonna tell anyone about us? 335 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,597 Depends on how torrid it gets. 336 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,475 (both chuckling) 337 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,490 I think-- 338 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,454 I think we should keep this a secret. 339 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,082 It's sexy. 340 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,887 - Oh, come on. I really want to know. - No. 341 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889 - I really, really want to understand. - No. 342 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,807 Is it about being in public? 343 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,060 - Is it about being seen? - Uh... 344 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,686 - I wanna know. - I don't know. 345 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,647 Maybe it's-- I like... 346 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,693 broken things... 347 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,945 and-- and like... 348 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,407 fixing them. 349 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,493 (chuckling) Guess I'm a broken thing. 350 00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,535 I should've never said that. 351 00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,537 No, it's okay. It's okay. 352 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,331 So tell me more about game day. 353 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,916 So in my fantasy... 354 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,669 I walk into our kitchen, 355 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,963 and I'm, like, wearing boots. 356 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,841 And I have, like, red lipstick on. 357 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,468 Oh, this is gonna be good. 358 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,636 There's a bunch of guys. 359 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,972 You know, they all, like, want-- want me. 360 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,724 They-- They're, like, watching me. 361 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,019 And then, like, my dad-- my dad is there. 362 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,815 Oh, shit. 363 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,360 Yeah, I know. 364 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,695 Yeah. 365 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,823 It's pretty sick. 366 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,784 - No. It's-- It's-- It's not sick. - It's like-- 367 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,121 It's like he's the one that, uh, terr-- 368 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,206 Like, terrorized us my whole life. 369 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,542 It's like infiltrating my... 370 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,877 You know? 371 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,879 It's, like, really fucked up. 372 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,633 So anyway, to broken things. 373 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,927 I don't-- 374 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,805 Like, sex fantasies are not just... 375 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,351 all about sex, you know? 376 00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,936 - It's-- - Hm. 377 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,563 And he's-- he's still your dad. 378 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,233 And, uh, you want him to want you because he didn't. 379 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,651 Makes sense. 380 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,158 (exhales) 381 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,037 It's such a miracle that I met you. 382 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,834 - (exhales sharply) - Yeah, miracle for me. (chuckles) 383 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,256 Yeah. Thank God I saw you play that night. 384 00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,216 (Danny chuckles) 385 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,304 - That was a good show. - Ugh. 386 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,264 (laughs) Yeah. 387 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,808 Do you miss it? 388 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,978 The band? 389 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,440 Sometimes, yeah. 390 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,909 I didn't do it. 391 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,453 You were behind me 100%. 392 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,747 You took a steady job so I could do it. 393 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,540 The touring, the albums, the-- the music. 394 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,459 I didn't do it, you know? I'm, uh... 395 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,588 teaching people fucking trombone out of the back of my house. 396 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,090 - Danny, you still can. - No. 397 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,383 - Yes. - I can't. 398 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,385 I can't. 399 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,180 Danny. 400 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,933 You're still you. 401 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,726 I'm still me. 402 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,395 We're still-- We're still those people. 403 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,149 Let's be those people. 404 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,446 Where-- Where are you going? 405 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,991 - Let's go. - What? 406 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,119 Uh, what're you doing? 407 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,467 - Okay. - Let's go. 408 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,640 ♪ 409 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,784 (knocking on door) 410 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,081 RAE: I'll just be a second. 411 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:32,958 Okay. 412 00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,548 Um, can I help you? 413 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,972 This is Clare Pierce's house, right? 414 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,890 Yeah. 415 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,686 Um, my mom's busy right now. 416 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,397 Can I help you? 417 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,733 Your mom? 418 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,820 (chuckles) 419 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,530 So you're Frankie Rae? 420 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,616 Who are you? 421 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,537 I'm... 422 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,750 You, uh... 423 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,588 You give this to her. Tell her it's from Lucas, all right? 424 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,466 How do you know Lucas? 425 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,635 Just tell your mom that family takes care of family. 426 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,430 Good night. 427 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,748 Oh, my God! 428 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,792 You won't believe how lame Fish is. 429 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,507 You should go. 430 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:05,967 What? 431 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,428 What's wrong? 432 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:13,850 Just go. 433 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,688 No one should have to take shit from trash people. 434 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,661 And my mom is not a psycho. 435 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,754 (door opens, closes) 436 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,181 (light music playing) 437 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,642 CLARE: Dear Sharing Panties. 438 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,644 You walked in on your boyfriend 439 00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:02,190 at what he perceives as his most unlovable moment: 440 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,192 the pervert in the girly underwear. 441 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:09,364 You saw his secret self before he told you his secret, 442 00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,535 and that humiliates him beyond words. 443 00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,914 And that is because no matter how experimental he is, 444 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,208 his life isn't an experiment. 445 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,169 None of ours are. 446 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,881 His life is like your life and my life 447 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,716 and all the lives of all the people 448 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,718 who are reading these words right now. 449 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,220 Okay, but I don't think that we should actually drive, though. 450 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,430 That's a good idea. 451 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,515 - No, we shouldn't-- - (items clattering) 452 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:41,605 It's a roiling stew of fear and need and shame and hunger-- 453 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,107 Hunger to be loved, 454 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,817 especially for the parts of us 455 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,986 we are scared to let others see. 456 00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,072 But once you see someone, 457 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,950 really see them, there is no going back. 458 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,328 Hey, guys. 459 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,081 Hey. 460 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,166 Oh. 461 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,918 Hey. 462 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,045 Your relationship will either deepen 463 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,088 to a more real and honest place... 464 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,884 Uh, do you guys know each other? 465 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,093 No. I don't-- 466 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,182 I gave you a ride a couple of months ago. 467 00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,934 Right? 468 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,104 No, I don't think, um-- No, I don't think we've ever-- 469 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,148 ...or your relationship will be dead, 470 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,735 even if you continue to fake it for a while. 471 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:29,945 ZACH: How 'bout some tunes? 472 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,364 Everyone cool with Steely Dan? 473 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,324 CLARE: But don't fake it, 474 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,076 you both deserve better. 475 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,747 Yours, Sugar. 476 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,210 ("Dirty Work" by Steely Dan playing) 477 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,643 ♪ Times are hard ♪ 478 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,813 ♪ You're afraid to pay the fee ♪ 479 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:08,233 ♪ So you find yourself somebody ♪ 480 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:13,196 ♪ Who can do the job for free ♪ 481 00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,533 ♪ When you need a bit of lovin' ♪ 482 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,744 ♪ 'Cause your man is out of town ♪ 483 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:23,123 ♪ That's the time to get me runnin' ♪ 484 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:27,919 ♪ And you know I'll be around ♪ 485 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,132 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 486 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,467 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 487 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,680 ♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪ 488 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,099 ♪ No more ♪ 489 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,312 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪ 490 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,606 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 491 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,775 BOY: Best day ever. 492 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,243 Captioned by Point.360