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- Ow!
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What the fuck?
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Ow!
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Aah! Bitch!
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{\an8}Are you kidding me?
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{\an8} Oh, my God.
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Ow! Uh-- Uh-- Ah.
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Why're you being weird?
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I'm not. I'm not being weird.
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I'm just not being...
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Ow!
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Um...
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I got a call last night inviting me back
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to the land of the employed, so.
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Oh, is that why you brushed your hair?
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What? I always brush my hair.
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Yes. (moans) It's so good.
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- Wait, who is that?
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Wait, what is happening right now?
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- What is that?
Oh!
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- God, Dad is watching porn...
- What is that?
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...and he doesn't know it's on Bluetooth.
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- What?
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Oh, my God. How are you my parents?
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Danny!
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- Shit!
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- What are you doing?
I'm--
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- What are you doing?
- About to get in the shower.
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Uh, no, you're not!
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I just heard what you were doing.
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We-- We-- Your daughter heard
what you were doing!
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- What? How?
- The Bluetooth! The speakers!
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- Oh--
- No!
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This is a Home Depot.
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You're watching people fuck
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- in a Home Depot?
- Okay.
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- Just-- Get out, please? Could--
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Do you know that we
could've been doing this?
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We could've been,
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just you and me,
this whole time, in person.
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I was just, like, 20 feet away.
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I'm just saying.
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Hey, girl.
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Want a ride?
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From you? No.
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Can you get in the car?
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Please?
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What?
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I like your jacket.
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Rae, what are you--
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Rae!
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Hey, what's up, Kev? Come on in, man.
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Good to see you.
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- Hey. Kevin, right?
- Yeah.
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Uh, have a good one.
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Oh, and we have therapy later.
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Oh, hey. Yeah, um, about that,
can we not...
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Can we not mention,
you know, what happened?
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Oh! I'm gonna lead with that,
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'cause every week it's about
something terrible
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that I have done, so...
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Okay, just-- I didn't do anything
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- terrible or wrong or--
- Okay.
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I don't like this whole
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telling-the-teacher vibe
that you got going on.
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- I'm not-- There's-- I don't have any--
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- Excuse me.
- What is that?
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- Is something buzzing?
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No. That's not-- No, it's just the bag.
There's garbage.
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- What? Hold on.
- You're gonna go through trash right now?
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- Ooh!
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Died in the battlefield.
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Thank you. Thanks.
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Oh-- I'm sorry.
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Are you watching porn?
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What? No. No.
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No, uh-huh.
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- Oh, uh--
Wow.
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So, uh, gotta take care of these.
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Uh... a-- a turtle just
flew out of your...
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- something.
- Oh, that's weird.
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Oh, right.
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Uh, that was-- I bruised my--
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Um, so, were you watching porn?
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Uh...
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What can I help you with?
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These applicants need
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their health insurance info filled out.
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They need a callback.
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Added bonus: some of them don't
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have a callback number.
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That's great. Okay.
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Glad to be back?
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No.
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But, I mean, I am to a paycheck,
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to not lying in bed at night
worrying about mortgage payments
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and losing my health insurance, so...
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That's what
you Boomers think about in bed?
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- Sad.
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I'm fucking Gen X.
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No one wants to hear
who you're fucking.
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Fish dumped me.
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And the senior guys put me
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fourth on the most-fuckable girls' list.
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Fucking fourth!
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Sorry for your loss.
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Damn. You don't have to be
so harsh about it.
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Your mom already went apeshit on me.
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God. Um...
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Yeah, she's, um, just going--
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A total psycho?
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Yeah.
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Look, by your feet.
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What is this?
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THC in a can. My mom swears by it.
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Dear Sugar,
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I wrote to you a while ago.
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And, uh, there's this situation
that happened recently.
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Um, I have this boyfriend.
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We've been seeing each other
for a while, like a year.
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And, uh, I don't know, he--
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he usually tells me everything,
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but one day, I got off of work early
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and, uh, I opened my bedroom door,
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and I saw him wearing my underwear.
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And now I-- I don't know what to say.
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Do I say something?
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Or ignore it?
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I really love him.
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But I don't think I like him right now.
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Actually, I really fucking hate him.
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I fucking hate you.
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Hey.
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You ready?
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How are you both?
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Great. Good.
Fine.
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Good. Great.
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So better than last week?
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- Definitely.
- Uh... I mean, it's been--
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Danny blasted porn on the
Bluetooth speakers
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- this morning--
- Clare's vibrator
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literally melted from overuse.
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Have you ever had a patient
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that's into just, like, watching
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average people
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- fuck each other's brains out...
- Wow.
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- ...in a hardware store?
- Uh...
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- I mean, I know it sounds niche but--
- Let's-- Okay--
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What-- When you--
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When you think about it, it's just like...
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- power tools and it's...
- Clare.
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- ...hard hats.
- Okay, I--
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Screws. Makitas.
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Okay, would you stop? Jesus!
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Danny.
- What the fuck?
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- I'm just--
Danny.
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In here?
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There is nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Stay in the room, please.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So...
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it seems like you're both having
individual experiences.
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Guess so.
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Mm. I know it's hard,
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but maybe we should just dive
right into the discussion
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of, like, why is it...
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that you two aren't
having sex with each other?
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I mean, we have a lot of life stressors
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going on at the moment,
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so that kinda...
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saps the juice.
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Like what?
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Um, I-- I'm back at my job.
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You know, the thing that, um...
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gives us health insurance and a 401(k).
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And no word from your brother
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on when he's gonna pay us back. Shocker.
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You want to go down that road again?
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Have that fight again and again and again?
Is that interesting?
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Know what? I'm sorry.
- Does that make this interesting in here?
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- that my-- my--
- Helps?
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my endless stream of weddings
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and-- and teaching kids
how to play the fucking trombone
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doesn't come with a 401(k).
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I'm sorry, but it is money.
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And it is money that I made
that you just gave away.
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Clare, do you resent
having to go to the job
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that gives you the
health insurance, the 401(k)?
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Or maybe you resent
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Danny for making less money than you do.
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No. We, um, we made
those decisions together,
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you know, a long time ago.
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It's not like I forced her to take--
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But I still did it.
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I still did it.
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I did it so you could keep doing
what you loved.
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Okay, so-- so-- so what? So--
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So because you make
more money than me,
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you just get to do whatever you want
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or give it to your brother?
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My mom...
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built that house as a fucking sanctuary
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against our dad.
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That's where she's--
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He knows what it means to me.
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You know.
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You know.
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You know what? I'm gonna
give you an assignment.
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You two need to have sex.
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With...
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Each other.
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Just-- Just go find a place.
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Just... somewhere that's not your home.
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Depot.
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My dad's porn blasted
all over Bluetooth this morning.
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Gross.
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Mm.
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I literally walked in
on my dad jerking off once.
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He looked like a sad gorilla
wearing headphones.
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- Yeah.
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Guys are so gross.
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Tell me something...
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no one knows about you.
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- Pass.
- Come on!
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Why? You wanna
humiliate me on Instagram again?
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No, thanks.
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Tell me something no one knows about you.
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I'm a virgin.
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What? Wha-- What about Fish?
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We talked about doing it,
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and... we did other stuff.
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And then he dumped me.
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I'm sorry, but I just--
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You do not act like a virgin.
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Hm. You mean I don't act like you?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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I'm not a virgin.
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Shut up!
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Who have you slept with?
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Stef Johnson.
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The goalie with the blue hair?
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Mm-hm.
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And, uh, Sofia Serrano.
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Kind of.
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How did I not know about this?
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Because you didn't ask.
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Well, what was it like?
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Like, how did you know what to do?
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I mean...
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I have a body, and I know
what feels good, so...
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Like that.
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Is that from one of your lovers?
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No.
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It's just from my mom.
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She and my dad are going out, I guess.
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So your place is free then?
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We could, like...
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hang... or whatever.
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Then those are gonna need to come off.
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So... the cheapest room is 200 bucks.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Great. We can't even afford
to fuck each other.
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Okay.
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Well, I mean, at least,
you know, we're at a hotel,
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so... technically,
we did half the assignment.
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Why don't you wanna have sex with me?
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I don't know. I mean, you haven't--
271
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Haven't exactly seemed like you
want to have sex with me lately.
272
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,599
I feel like you hate me
because of the money.
273
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,520
- The money thing.
- I-- I--
274
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,147
Because I just--
I think you think I'm, like...
275
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,900
a crazy mom.
276
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,070
I-- I don't hate you.
277
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,991
I don't--
278
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,742
I just feel far away.
279
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,329
I don't know. I just--
280
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,831
I just feel far away lately.
281
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,880
What have you been working on?
I hear you typing.
282
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,549
Are you working on your book again or...
283
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,177
No.
284
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,470
No, that's just-- I--
285
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,768
No, I'd-- I'd--
286
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,105
- I don't even know if I--
- I got you.
287
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,780
So what was it this morning?
288
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:15,915
Was it fucking... J.Lo on the jumbotron
289
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,959
or was it-- was it hosting game day?
290
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,012
- It was game day.
- Mmm.
291
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,058
Do you feel like
we're getting ripped off by Mel?
292
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,852
'Cause that was like... half a session
293
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,813
before she told us to go fuck each other.
294
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,110
I don't know.
295
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,619
So...
296
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,704
do you wanna go to Home Depot?
297
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,334
We do need light bulbs.
298
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,129
♪ Baby, I don't know why I love you ♪
299
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,465
♪ I don't know why I feel this way ♪
300
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,841
♪ Why I love you ♪
301
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,969
Who knew it'd be so crowded on a Tuesday?
302
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,604
Or we could, um...
303
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899
We could go get fishbowl
margaritas at Don Guac's.
304
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,693
And nachos!
305
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,319
- Yeah.
306
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,029
Yeah, I'm hungry anyway.
307
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,699
I can't do it on an empty stomach.
308
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:38,414
Why didn't you tell me
about all your torrid affairs?
309
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,126
I don't know. People are weird.
310
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,212
Stef, she didn't want me to tell anyone.
311
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:52,177
Does that mean you're not gonna
tell anyone about us?
312
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,597
Depends on how torrid it gets.
313
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,490
I think--
314
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,454
I think we should keep this a secret.
315
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,082
It's sexy.
316
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,887
- Oh, come on. I really want to know.
- No.
317
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889
- I really, really want to understand.
- No.
318
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,807
Is it about being in public?
319
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,060
- Is it about being seen?
- Uh...
320
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,686
- I wanna know.
- I don't know.
321
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,647
Maybe it's-- I like...
322
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,693
broken things...
323
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,945
and-- and like...
324
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,407
fixing them.
325
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,493
Guess I'm a broken thing.
326
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,535
I should've never said that.
327
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,537
No, it's okay. It's okay.
328
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,331
So tell me more about game day.
329
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,916
So in my fantasy...
330
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:07,669
I walk into our kitchen,
331
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,963
and I'm, like, wearing boots.
332
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,841
And I have, like, red lipstick on.
333
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,468
Oh, this is gonna be good.
334
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:15,636
There's a bunch of guys.
335
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,972
You know, they all, like, want-- want me.
336
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,724
They-- They're, like, watching me.
337
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:24,019
And then, like, my dad-- my dad is there.
338
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,815
Oh, shit.
339
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,360
Yeah, I know.
340
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:33,695
Yeah.
341
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,823
It's pretty sick.
342
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,784
- No. It's-- It's-- It's not sick.
- It's like--
343
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,121
It's like he's the one that, uh, terr--
344
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,206
Like, terrorized us my whole life.
345
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,542
It's like infiltrating my...
346
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:48,877
You know?
347
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,879
It's, like, really fucked up.
348
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,633
So anyway, to broken things.
349
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:56,927
I don't--
350
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,805
Like, sex fantasies are not just...
351
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,351
all about sex, you know?
352
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:05,936
- It's--
- Hm.
353
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,563
And he's-- he's still your dad.
354
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:11,233
And, uh, you want him to
want you because he didn't.
355
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,651
Makes sense.
356
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,037
It's such a miracle that I met you.
357
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,834
- Yeah, miracle for me.
358
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,256
Yeah. Thank God I saw you play that night.
359
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,304
- That was a good show.
- Ugh.
360
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,264
Yeah.
361
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:44,808
Do you miss it?
362
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,978
The band?
363
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,440
Sometimes, yeah.
364
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,909
I didn't do it.
365
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,453
You were behind me 100%.
366
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,747
You took a steady job so I could do it.
367
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,540
The touring, the albums, the-- the music.
368
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,459
I didn't do it, you know? I'm, uh...
369
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,588
teaching people fucking trombone
out of the back of my house.
370
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,090
- Danny, you still can.
- No.
371
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,383
- Yes.
- I can't.
372
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,385
I can't.
373
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,180
Danny.
374
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,933
You're still you.
375
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,726
I'm still me.
376
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,395
We're still-- We're still those people.
377
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,149
Let's be those people.
378
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,446
Where-- Where are you going?
379
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,991
- Let's go.
- What?
380
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,119
Uh, what're you doing?
381
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,467
- Okay.
- Let's go.
382
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,081
I'll just be a second.
383
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:32,958
Okay.
384
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,548
Um, can I help you?
385
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,972
This is Clare Pierce's house, right?
386
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:48,890
Yeah.
387
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,686
Um, my mom's busy right now.
388
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,397
Can I help you?
389
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:57,733
Your mom?
390
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,530
So you're Frankie Rae?
391
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:06,616
Who are you?
392
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,537
I'm...
393
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,750
You, uh...
394
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,588
You give this to her. Tell her
it's from Lucas, all right?
395
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,466
How do you know Lucas?
396
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,635
Just tell your mom that family
takes care of family.
397
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,430
Good night.
398
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,748
Oh, my God!
399
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,792
You won't believe how lame Fish is.
400
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:03,507
You should go.
401
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:05,967
What?
402
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:08,428
What's wrong?
403
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:13,850
Just go.
404
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,688
No one should have
to take shit from trash people.
405
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,661
And my mom is not a psycho.
406
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,642
Dear Sharing Panties.
407
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,644
You walked in on your boyfriend
408
00:23:57,644 --> 00:24:02,190
at what he perceives
as his most unlovable moment:
409
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,192
the pervert in the girly underwear.
410
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:09,364
You saw his secret self
before he told you his secret,
411
00:24:10,031 --> 00:24:13,535
and that humiliates him beyond words.
412
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,914
And that is because no matter
how experimental he is,
413
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,208
his life isn't an experiment.
414
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,169
None of ours are.
415
00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:25,881
His life is like your life and my life
416
00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,716
and all the lives of all the people
417
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,718
who are reading these words right now.
418
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,220
Okay, but I don't think that we
should actually drive, though.
419
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,430
That's a good idea.
420
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,515
- No, we shouldn't--
421
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:41,605
It's a roiling stew of fear
and need and shame and hunger--
422
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,107
Hunger to be loved,
423
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:45,817
especially for the parts of us
424
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,986
we are scared to let others see.
425
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:51,072
But once you see someone,
426
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,950
really see them, there is no going back.
427
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,328
Hey, guys.
428
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,081
Hey.
429
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,166
Oh.
430
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:02,918
Hey.
431
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,045
Your relationship will either deepen
432
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,088
to a more real and honest place...
433
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,884
Uh, do you guys know each other?
434
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,093
No. I don't--
435
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,182
I gave you a ride a couple of months ago.
436
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,934
Right?
437
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,104
No, I don't think, um--
No, I don't think we've ever--
438
00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,148
...or your relationship will be dead,
439
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,735
even if you continue
to fake it for a while.
440
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:29,945
How 'bout some tunes?
441
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,364
Everyone cool with Steely Dan?
442
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,324
But don't fake it,
443
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,076
you both deserve better.
444
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,747
Yours, Sugar.
445
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,643
♪ Times are hard ♪
446
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,813
♪ You're afraid to pay the fee ♪
447
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:08,233
♪ So you find yourself somebody ♪
448
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:13,196
♪ Who can do the job for free ♪
449
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:16,533
♪ When you need a bit of lovin' ♪
450
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,744
♪ 'Cause your man is out of town ♪
451
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:23,123
♪ That's the time to get me runnin' ♪
452
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:27,919
♪ And you know I'll be around ♪
453
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,132
♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪
454
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,467
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
455
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,680
♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪
456
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,099
♪ No more ♪
457
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,312
♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work ♪
458
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,606
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
459
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:50,775
Best day ever.
460
00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:00,243
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