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好痛

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搞什麼鬼?

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好痛!賤人

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最美麗的小事

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{\an8}開什麼玩笑?

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我的天啊

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好痛

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妳怎麼怪怪的?

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我沒有,我沒有怪怪的,我沒有...

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他們昨晚打電話叫我回去上班,所以

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所以妳才會梳頭嗎?

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什麼?我每天都梳頭

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好棒,太棒了

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-等等,那是誰?
-什麼走廊?

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這是怎麼回事?

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這是怎麼回事?什麼聲音?

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-天,爸在看A片
-什麼聲音?

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他不知道連接了藍牙

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什麼?

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天啊,我怎麼會有你們這種父母?

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丹尼

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該死

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-你在做什麼?
-我...

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-你在做什麼?
-妳不會敲門嗎?見鬼

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-你在做...
-我要洗澡

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你騙人,我剛才聽到你在做什麼

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你女兒也聽到你在做什麼

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-什麼?怎麼會?
-藍牙音箱

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不

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-這是在五金連鎖店
-好吧

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你看別人在五金店做愛?

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請妳出去,妳能不能...

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你不知道我們可以自己做嗎?

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這段時間你我完全可以親自做這件事

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我明明近在咫尺

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我就隨口一說

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嘿,美女!

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想搭車嗎?

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搭妳的車?算了

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上車好嗎?

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求求妳

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什麼事?

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我喜歡妳的外套

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蕾伊,妳為何...

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蕾伊!

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嘿,近來可好?

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-嘿
-請進,很高興見到你

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-嘿,你是凱文吧?
-對

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好好上課
對了,我們等下要做心理諮詢

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說到這個,我們能不能...

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能不能別提剛才的事

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我開場就要說

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每星期都在討論我闖的禍,所以

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聽著,我那又不是什麼彌天大錯

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不是嗎?好吧

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-我不喜歡妳這樣
-嗯

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逮到機會就給老師打報告

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我沒有,我又沒犯...

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-抱歉
-什麼聲音?

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有東西在嗡嗡響嗎?

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沒有,不是的,只是一袋垃圾而已

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-什麼?等一下
-你已經淪落到翻垃圾了嗎?

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在戰場上陣亡

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謝謝

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抱歉

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{\an8}(警告!2006年召回
震動300私人按摩棒)

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-妳在看A片嗎?
-什麼?沒有

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我沒有

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哇哦

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麻煩妳處理這些工作

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一隻烏龜滑出了妳的...

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-那個地方
-真奇怪,對了

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那是因為我弄腫了我的...

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所以妳真的在看A片嗎?

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妳找我有什麼事?

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這些申請人需要填寫醫保資訊

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要給他們回電

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附帶「驚喜」,有些人沒有聯絡電話

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真是太棒了,好吧

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回來上班開心嗎?

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不開心

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但薪水能讓我開心

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終於不用整晚躺床上擔心怎樣還貸款

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是否會失去醫保,所以

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你們嬰兒潮會在床上想這些事嗎?

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真可悲

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可惡的X世代

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沒人想聽妳在操誰

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費什甩了我

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高三那些人把我排在
「最想操的女生」第四位

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才排第四

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請「節哀」

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可惡,妳不必這麼冷血

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妳媽已經把我罵得狗血淋頭了

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天啊

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-嗯,她是個...
-徹頭徹尾的瘋婆娘?是的

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看看妳腳邊

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這是什麼?

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罐裝大麻酚

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我媽說這個超棒

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(收到新的「親愛的蜜糖」來信)

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親愛的蜜糖,我前陣子給妳寫過信

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我最近遇到了新的問題

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我有個男友,我們交往了一段時間

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大約有一年了

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我不明白,他跟我無話不談

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但有一天,我提早下班回家

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然後

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我打開臥室門

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看到他穿著我的內褲

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我不知道該怎樣說

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我應該說些什麼

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還是直接無視?

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我真的很愛他

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但我現在可能不喜歡他了
實際上我現在恨死他了

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我恨死你了

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嘿

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妳準備好了嗎?

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兩位近來可好?

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-很棒,很好
-還可以

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確實很好,對吧?

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比上星期好些了嗎?

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-那是當然
-已經有...

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丹尼今早用藍牙音箱大放A片

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-真是...
-克雷爾的按摩棒報廢了

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因為使用過度

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妳有過喜歡看普通人

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在五金店...

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-哇哦
-操到天昏地暗的病人嗎?

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-我知道應該不多...
-這...

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-好吧
-但真的,什麼...

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如果仔細想想,五金店裡只有...

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-電動工具,還有...
-克雷爾

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-安全帽
-好了,別說了

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-螺釘、電動起子、工具
-別說了好嗎?上帝啊

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-丹尼
-搞什麼鬼?

137
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-丹尼
-非要在這裡說嗎?

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沒什麼好尷尬的

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請你不要走

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好吧

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好吧

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所以

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看來你們各自都有性生活了

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大概算吧

145
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我知道這難以啟齒
但也許我們應該開門見山

146
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討論一下...

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你們為何不跟彼此做愛?

148
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我們現在要面對各種生活壓力
所以有點...

149
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缺乏性趣

150
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-都有什麼壓力?
-我回去上班了

151
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我得上班...

152
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這樣我們才會有醫保和退休金

153
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妳弟弟還是沒說要何時還錢
真叫人「意外」啊

154
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又要說這件事嗎?
又要無休止地吵下去嗎?

155
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-這樣好玩嗎?
-真抱歉

156
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-把諮詢變成吵架很好玩嗎?
-真抱歉我的...

157
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我幫別人打造了無數次婚禮

158
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教小孩子怎樣吹該死的長號

159
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掙不到退休金

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對不起,但核心問題是錢,我掙的錢

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妳抬手就送人了

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克雷爾
雖然妳的工作有醫保和退休金

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但妳是不是很討厭它?

164
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或者妳討厭的是丹尼掙的沒妳多?

165
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不會,這是我們共同做出的決定

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我們早就說定了,不是我逼她去...

167
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但我還是去了

168
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我還是去上班了

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我上班只是為了讓你繼續你的愛好

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好吧,那又怎樣,所以...

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因為妳比我掙得多
所以妳就能隨心所欲

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把錢直接給妳弟弟嗎?

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00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,149
我媽...

174
00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:11,986
蓋了那房子,把它當作庇護所

175
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躲避我們的爸爸

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她就是在那裡...

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他知道那房子對我的意義

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你知道

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你心知肚明

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這樣吧,我要給你們一項任務

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你們必須做愛

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跟誰?

183
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跟彼此

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隨便找個地方,不過...

185
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別在你們家做

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去五金店

187
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,916
我爸看的A片
今早響徹我們家的藍牙音箱

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真噁心

189
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,924
我有次當場撞見我爸打飛機

190
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他的模樣就像戴著耳機的悲傷大猩猩

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是的

192
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,477
男人真噁心

193
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告訴我...

194
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,697
妳的祕密

195
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,033
-跳過
-說吧

196
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:44,078
怎麼,又想在IG上羞辱我嗎?

197
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我拒絕

198
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告訴我妳的祕密

199
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-我是處女
-什麼?那費什呢?

200
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,512
我們說過要做,後來做了別的

201
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,348
再後來他就把我甩了

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抱歉,可是,妳的舉止真的不像處女

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因為我不像妳嗎?

204
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不是,我不是處女

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少來

206
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,156
妳跟誰睡過?

207
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,116
斯蒂芬強森

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那個藍頭髮的守門員嗎?

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還有...

210
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索菲亞索雷諾

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勉強算睡過

212
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,587
我怎麼會毫不知情?

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-因為妳沒問過
-那麼...

214
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是什麼感覺?妳怎麼知道該怎樣做?

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因為...

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我的身體有本能
我知道怎樣會很舒服,所以...

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就像那樣

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(媽:我和妳爸今晚出去約會
妳別太晚回家)

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-是妳的某個戀人嗎?
-不是

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是我媽

221
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,993
她和我爸今晚大概要去約會

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也就是說妳家沒人?

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00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,917
我們可以去妳家玩

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00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,919
或者做點別的

225
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,469
那就要先卸掉妳的美甲

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00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,686
所以...最便宜的房間要200塊

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00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,522
-什麼?
-是的

228
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,526
真棒,我們甚至沒錢上床

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00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,987
好吧

230
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,490
至少我們已經找了家旅館

231
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,076
嚴格來說,這任務已經完成了一半

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是啊

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客房服務

234
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,006
你為何不想跟我做愛?

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00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,134
我不知道,妳也沒有...

236
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,264
妳最近好像也不想跟我做愛

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00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,599
我以為你恨我,因為...

238
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,229
-錢那件事,因為...
-我...

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00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,273
我覺得你把我當成...

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00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,025
瘋狂老媽

241
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,114
我不恨妳,真的

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00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,909
我只是覺得我們很疏遠

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00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,497
我不知道,我們最近真的太疏遠了

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00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,963
妳最近在忙什麼?我有聽到打字聲

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00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,340
妳又開始寫書了嗎?還是...

246
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,470
不是,那只是,我...

247
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,894
不是,我...

248
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,980
-我甚至不知道我有沒有...
-明白

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今早到底怎麼回事?

250
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,745
是自慰到...

251
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,707
天翻地覆,還是...

252
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,918
小打小鬧?

253
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,303
是小打小鬧

254
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,184
梅爾是不是敲我們竹槓?因為...

255
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,688
她隨便講了幾句就叫我們跟對方上床

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00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,194
我不知道

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00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,663
所以,你想去五金店嗎?

258
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,250
我們確實要買燈泡

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00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,219
沒想到星期二會有這麼多人

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00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,807
(加州海岸五金店)

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00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,604
或者我們可以...

262
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899
我們可以去唐璜酒吧狂喝瑪格麗特

263
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,402
-還要吃玉米片
-沒錯

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00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,988
走吧,反正我餓了

265
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,490
不能空腹做愛

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00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,163
妳為何不告訴我妳那些風流韻事?

267
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,212
不知道,人都很奇怪
斯蒂芬希望我保密

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00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,802
也就是說妳不會跟別人說我們的事?

269
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,639
這取決於會有多風流

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00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,615
我覺得

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00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,454
這件事我們應該保密

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00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,207
這樣很性感

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00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,054
-快說吧,我好想知道
-不

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-我真的好想弄明白
-不

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00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,559
是因為在公開場合會被人看到?

276
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,936
-快告訴我
-我不知道

277
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,481
也許是因為我喜歡...

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00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,693
壞掉的東西

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00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,945
我也喜歡...

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把它們修好

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00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,702
-看來我也是壞掉的東西
-我不該那樣說

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沒關係

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00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,916
-再跟我講講「小打小鬧」
-我的性幻想是...

284
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,005
我穿著靴子走進我們家廚房

285
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,926
-塗著烈焰紅唇
-肯定很棒

286
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,803
那裡有一群男人

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00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,014
他們都想上我

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00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,641
他們全盯著我看

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00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,103
後來我爸也出現了

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00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,940
該死

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00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,276
是啊,我明白

292
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,862
是的

293
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,865
-很變態
-不,這...

294
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,742
-很變態
-這不叫變態

295
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,452
明明是他...

296
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,248
我從小到大他都在霸凌我們

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00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,042
這種印象已經刻進我腦海裡

298
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,921
這一切真的太扯了

299
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,633
不管怎樣,敬壞掉的東西

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00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,969
我不...

301
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,805
性幻想不僅僅...

302
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,768
關於性,懂嗎?它...

303
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,521
他始終是妳爸

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00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,568
他以前不喜歡妳
現在妳希望他會喜歡,這說得通

305
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,079
我能遇見你真是奇蹟

306
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,749
對我來說也是奇蹟

307
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,464
謝天謝地我那晚看了你的表演

308
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,887
那場表演很棒

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00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,556
真的

310
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:44,892
你想念這些嗎?

311
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,145
想念你的樂團

312
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,273
有時候會

313
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,700
我什麼都沒做

314
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,494
妳全心全意支持我

315
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,538
為了讓我玩樂團,妳找了份穩定工作

316
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,666
讓我辦巡演、發專輯、做音樂
但我什麼都沒做

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00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,792
我現在...

318
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,463
躲在自家後院教別人吹長號

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00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,965
-丹尼,你還有機會
-不

320
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,550
-真的
-我做不到

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00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,636
我做不到

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00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,305
丹尼

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00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,557
你沒有變

324
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:30,187
我也沒有變,我們還是追逐夢想的人

325
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,191
繼續追逐夢想吧

326
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,613
妳要去哪裡?

327
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,991
-我們走
-什麼?

328
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,203
妳在做什麼?

329
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,342
-好
-我們走

330
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,708
-我去去就來
-好

331
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,464
你有什麼事嗎?

332
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,180
這裡是克雷爾皮爾斯家嗎?

333
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,765
對

334
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,936
我媽現在很忙

335
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,397
你有什麼事嗎?

336
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858
她是妳媽

337
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,613
妳就是弗蘭基蕾伊?

338
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,783
你是誰?

339
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,537
我是...

340
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,958
妳...

341
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,463
妳把這個給她
告訴她是盧卡斯給的,好嗎?

342
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,341
你怎麼會認識盧卡斯?

343
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,510
告訴妳媽家人總會彼此照應

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00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,638
晚安

345
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,647
(匯款單,收款人:克雷爾皮爾斯)

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00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,441
(金額:一萬五千美元)

347
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,917
天啊,妳絕對想不到費什有多差勁

348
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,507
妳該走了

349
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:05,842
什麼?

350
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,512
出什麼事了?

351
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:13,767
走就是了

352
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,730
任何人都不該受爛胚子的氣

353
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,828
我媽才不是瘋婆娘

354
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,267
親愛的共穿內褲之人

355
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,187
在妳男友認為自己最不討喜的那一刻

356
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,982
妳走了進來

357
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,276
而他是個穿著女士內褲的變態

358
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:09,322
他尚未向妳袒露秘密
妳就看到他隱藏的那一面

359
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,410
這對他的羞辱難以言表

360
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,914
因為無論他有多愛實驗新事物

361
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:20,167
他的人生並非一場實驗

362
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,169
誰的人生都不是

363
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:27,966
他的人生與妳我
與正在讀這段話的其他所有人

364
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,801
並無差別

365
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,262
寶貝,我們現在這樣不該開車

366
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,182
-好主意
-真不能開,我不會冒這個險

367
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:41,646
人生就像一鍋融合了恐懼、需求
羞愧和渴望的濃湯

368
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,024
我們渴望被愛

369
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,903
害怕公之於眾的那部分尤其渴望被愛

370
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,867
但一旦妳真正看透某個人
就再也沒有回頭路了

371
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,661
你們好

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00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,040
嘿

373
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,251
嘿

374
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,630
你們的關係也許會加深
變得更加真誠

375
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,550
你們認識嗎?

376
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,177
不認識

377
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,140
妳幾個月前搭過我的車

378
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,142
對嗎?

379
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,021
我應該沒有,我們應該沒見過

380
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,106
也可能就此終結

381
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,527
即使妳假裝可以繼續,也無力回天

382
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,070
想聽歌嗎?

383
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,447
都喜歡聽史提利丹嗎?

384
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,117
但請不要假裝,你們都需要得到解脫

385
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,580
愛妳的蜜糖

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00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,440
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