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好痛

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搞甚麼鬼

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好痛,賤人

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最美麗的小事

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{\an8}開甚麼玩笑

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我的天哪

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好痛

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你有毛病嗎

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我沒毛病,我沒有...

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他們昨晚打電話叫我回去上班,所以

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所以你才會梳頭嗎

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甚麼,我每天都梳頭

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好棒,太棒了

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-等等,那是誰
-讓我欲仙欲死

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這是怎麼回事

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這是怎麼回事,甚麼聲音

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-天哪,爸爸在看色情片
-甚麼聲音

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他不知道連接了藍牙

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甚麼

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天哪,我怎會有你們這種父母

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丹尼

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該死

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-你在做甚麼
-我...

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-你在做甚麼
-你不會敲門嗎,撞鬼

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-你在做...
-我要洗澡

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你騙人,我剛才聽到你在做甚麼

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你女兒也聽到你在做甚麼

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-甚麼,怎麼會
-藍牙喇叭

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不

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-這是在五金連鎖店
-好吧

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你看別人在五金店做愛?

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請你出去,你能不能...

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你不知道我們可以自己做嗎

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你和我一直都可以親自做這件事

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我明明近在咫尺

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我只是隨口一說

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唏,美女

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想搭車嗎

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搭你的車,算了

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上車好嗎

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求求你

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甚麼事

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我喜歡你的外套

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蕾伊,你為何...

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蕾伊

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唏,近來好嗎?

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-唏
-請進,很高興見到你

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-唏,你是奇雲吧?
-對

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好好上課
對了,我們等會要做心理諮詢

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說到這個,我們能不能...

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能不能別提剛才的事

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我一開始就會說

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每星期都在討論我闖的禍,所以

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聽著,我那又不是甚麼彌天大錯

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不是嗎,好吧

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-我不喜歡你這樣
-當然

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逮到機會就向老師打小報告

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我沒有,我又沒犯...

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-抱歉
-甚麼聲音

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有東西在嗡嗡響嗎

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沒有,不是,只是一袋垃圾而已

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-甚麼,等等
-你已經淪落到要翻垃圾了嗎

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當場陣亡

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謝謝

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抱歉

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{\an8}(警告!
2006年召回震動300按摩棒)

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-你在看色情片嗎
-甚麼,沒有

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我沒有

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嘩

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麻煩你處理這些工作

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一隻烏龜從你的...

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-那個地方滑了出來
-真奇怪,對了

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那是因為我弄腫了我的...

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所以你真的在看色情片嗎

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你找我有甚麼事

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這些申請人需要填寫醫保資料

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要回電話給他們

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附帶“驚喜”,有些人沒有聯絡電話

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真是太棒了,好吧

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回來上班開心嗎

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不開心

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但薪金能讓我開心

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終於不用整晚躺床上擔心怎樣還按揭

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是否會失去醫保,所以

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嬰兒潮一代會在床上想這些事嗎

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真可悲

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去死吧X世代

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沒人想聽你叫誰去死

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費殊飛了我

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高三那些人把我排在
“最想操的女生”第四位

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才他媽的排第四

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請“節哀”

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頂,你不必這麼冷血

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你媽媽已經把我罵得狗血淋頭了

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天哪

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-她是個...
-徹頭徹尾的癲婆,沒錯

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看看你腳邊

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這是甚麼

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罐裝四氫大麻酚

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我媽媽非常信賴這東西

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(收到新的“親愛的蜜糖”來信)

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親愛的蜜糖,我前陣子寫過信給你

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我最近遇到了新的問題

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我有個男朋友,我們拍了拖一段時間

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大約有一年了

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我不明白,他和我無話不談

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但有一天,我提早下班回家

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然後

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我打開睡房門

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看到他穿著我的內褲

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我不知道該怎樣說

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我應該說些甚麼

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還是直接無視?

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我真的很愛他

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但我現在可能已經不愛他了
實際上我現在恨死他了

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我恨死你了

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唏

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你準備好了嗎

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兩位近來好嗎?

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-很棒,很好
-還可以

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的確很好

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比上星期好些了嗎

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-那當然
-已經有...

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丹尼今早用藍牙喇叭大播色情片

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-真是...
-嘉露兒的震動棒報廢了

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因為使用過度

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你曾經有喜歡看普通人

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在五金店

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-嘩
-操到天昏地暗的病人嗎

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-這種人肯定有病
-這...

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-好吧
-但真的,甚麼...

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如果仔細想想,五金店裏只有...

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-電動工具,還有...
-嘉露兒

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-安全帽
-好了,別說了

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-螺絲、電批、工具
-別說了好嗎,天哪

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-丹尼
-搞甚麼鬼

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-丹尼
-非要在這裏說嗎

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沒甚麼好尷尬的

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請你別走

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好吧

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好吧

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所以

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看來你們各自都有性生活了

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算是吧

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我知道這難以啟齒
但或許我們應該開門見山

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討論一下...

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你們為何不跟彼此做愛

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我們現在要面對各種生活壓力
所以有點...

149
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缺乏性趣

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-有甚麼壓力呢
-我回去上班了

151
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我要上班...

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這樣我們才會有醫保和退休金

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你弟弟該還錢時卻音信全無
真叫人“意外”

154
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又要說這件事嗎
要為了它無休止地吵下去嗎

155
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-這樣好玩嗎
-真抱歉

156
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-把諮詢變成吵架很好玩嗎
-真抱歉我的...

157
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我幫別人締造了無數次婚禮

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教小孩子怎樣吹該死的長號

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掙不到退休金

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對不起,但核心問題是錢,我掙的錢

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你舉手就送給別人了

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嘉露兒
雖然你的工作有醫保和退休金

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但你是不是很討厭它?

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或者你討厭的是丹尼掙得不夠你多?

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不會,這是我們共同做出的決定

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我們早就說定了,不是我逼她去...

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但我還是討厭上班

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我討厭上班

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我上班只是為了讓你繼續你的愛好

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好吧,那又怎樣,所以...

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因為你比我掙得多
所以你就能隨心所欲

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把錢直接給你弟弟嗎

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我媽媽...

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蓋了那間屋,把它當作該死的庇護所

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躲避我們的爸爸

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她就是在那裏...

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他知道那間屋對我的意義

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你知道

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你心知肚明

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這樣吧,我要給你們一個任務

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你們必須做愛

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和誰

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和彼此

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隨便找個地方,不過...

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別在你們家做

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去五金店

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00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,916
我爸爸看的色情片
今早響徹我們家的藍牙喇叭

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真噁心

189
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,924
我有次當場撞見我爸爸打飛機

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他的模樣就像戴著耳機的悲傷大猩猩

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真的

192
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,477
男人真噁心

193
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告訴我...

194
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你的秘密

195
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,033
-跳過
-說吧

196
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為甚麼,又想在IG上羞辱我嗎

197
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我拒絕

198
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告訴我你的秘密

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我是處女

200
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甚麼,那費殊呢?

201
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,512
我們說過要做,後來做了其他事

202
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,348
再後來他就把我飛了

203
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抱歉,可是,你的舉止真的不像處女

204
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因為我不像你嗎

205
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不是,我不是處女

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我才不信

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你跟誰上過床

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史提夫莊臣

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那個藍頭髮的守門員嗎

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還有...

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蘇菲亞索雷諾

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勉強算上過床

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我怎會毫不知情

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-因為你沒問過
-那麼...

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是甚麼感覺,你怎知道該怎樣做

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因為...

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我的身體有本能
我知道怎樣會很舒服,所以...

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就像那樣

219
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(媽媽:我和你爸爸今晚出去約會
你別太晚回家)

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-是你的某個情人嗎
-不是

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是我媽媽

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00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,993
她和我爸爸今晚要去約會

223
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,205
也就是說你家沒人?

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我們可以去你家玩

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或者做點其他事

226
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,469
那就要先卸掉你的美甲

227
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,686
所以,最便宜的房間要200美元

228
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,522
-甚麼
-沒錯

229
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,526
真棒,我們甚至沒錢上床

230
00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:41,987
好吧

231
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,490
至少我們已經找了間酒店

232
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:47,076
嚴格來說,這任務已經完成了一半

233
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,453
對

234
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,046
客房服務

235
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,006
你為何不想跟我做愛

236
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,134
我不知道,你也沒有...

237
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,264
你最近好像也不想跟我做愛

238
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,599
我以為你恨我,因為...

239
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,229
-錢那件事,因為...
-我...

240
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,273
我覺得你把我當成...

241
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,025
瘋狂媽媽

242
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:25,114
我不恨你,真的

243
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,909
我只是覺得我們很疏遠

244
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,497
我不知道,我們最近真的太疏遠了

245
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,963
你最近在忙甚麼,我聽到打字聲

246
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,340
你又開始寫書了嗎,還是...

247
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,470
不是,那只是,我...

248
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,894
不是,我...

249
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,980
-我甚至不知道我有沒有...
-明白

250
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,906
今早到底怎麼回事

251
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,745
是自慰到...

252
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,707
天翻地覆,還是...

253
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,918
小打小鬧?

254
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,303
是小打小鬧

255
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,184
梅爾是不是在整蠱我們,因為...

256
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:39,688
她隨便講了幾句就叫我們和對方做愛

257
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,194
我不知道

258
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,663
所以,你想去五金店嗎

259
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,250
我們確實要買燈泡

260
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,219
怎會星期二就這麼多人

261
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,807
(加州海岸五金店)

262
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,604
或者我們可以...

263
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,899
我們可以去唐璜酒吧狂喝瑪格麗特

264
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,402
-還要吃粟米片
-沒錯

265
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,988
走吧,反正我餓了

266
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,490
不能空腹做愛

267
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:38,163
你為何不告訴我你那些風流韻事

268
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:45,212
不知道,人都很奇怪
史提夫希望我保密

269
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,802
也就是說你不會跟別人說我們的事?

270
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,639
這取決於有多風流

271
00:17:12,614 --> 00:17:13,615
我覺得

272
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,454
這件事我們應該保密

273
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,207
這樣很性感

274
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,054
-快說吧,我很想知道
-不

275
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,847
-我真的好想搞清楚
-不

276
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,559
是因為在公開場合會被人看到?

277
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:42,936
-快告訴我
-我不知道

278
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,481
或許是因為我喜歡...

279
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,693
壞掉的東西

280
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,945
我也喜歡...

281
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,240
把它們修好

282
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,702
-看來我也是壞掉的東西
-我不該那樣說

283
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,537
沒關係

284
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,916
-再跟我講講“小打小鬧”
-我的性幻想是...

285
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,005
我穿著靴子走進我們家廚房

286
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,926
-塗著烈焰紅唇
-肯定很棒

287
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,803
那裏有一群男人

288
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,014
他們都想和我做愛

289
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,641
他們全盯著我看

290
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,103
後來我爸爸也出現了

291
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,940
該死

292
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,276
對,我明白

293
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,862
沒錯

294
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,865
-很變態
-不,這...

295
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,742
-很變態
-這不叫變態

296
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,452
明明是他...

297
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,248
我從小到大他都在欺凌我們

298
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,042
這種印象已經刻進我腦海裏

299
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,921
這一切真的太荒謬了

300
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,633
不管怎樣,敬壞掉的東西

301
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,969
我不...

302
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,805
性幻想不僅僅...

303
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,768
關於性,明白嗎,它...

304
00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,521
他始終是你爸爸

305
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,568
他以前不喜歡你
現在你希望他會喜歡,這說得通

306
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,079
我能遇見你真是奇蹟

307
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,749
對我來說也是奇蹟

308
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:34,464
謝天謝地我那晚看了你的表演

309
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,887
那場表演很棒

310
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:42,556
真的

311
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:44,892
你想念這些嗎

312
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,145
想念你的樂隊

313
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,273
有時候會

314
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,700
我甚麼都沒做

315
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,494
你全心全意支持我

316
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,538
為了讓我玩樂隊,你找了份穩定工作

317
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,666
讓我辦巡演、發專輯、做音樂
可是我甚麼都沒做

318
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,792
我現在...

319
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,463
躲在家裏後院教別人吹該死的長號

320
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,965
-丹尼,你還有機會
-不

321
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,550
-真的
-我做不到

322
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,636
我做不到

323
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:23,305
丹尼

324
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:25,557
你沒有變

325
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:30,187
我也沒有變,我們還是追逐夢想的人

326
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,191
繼續追逐夢想吧

327
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,613
你要去哪裏

328
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,991
-我們走
-甚麼

329
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,203
你在做甚麼

330
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,342
-好
-我們走

331
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:32,708
-我轉頭就回來
-好

332
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,464
你有甚麼事嗎

333
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,180
這裏是嘉露兒皮雅斯家嗎

334
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:48,765
對

335
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,936
我媽媽現在很忙

336
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,397
你有甚麼事嗎

337
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:57,858
她是你媽媽

338
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,613
你就是弗蘭奇蕾伊

339
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:06,783
你是誰

340
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,537
我是...

341
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,958
你...

342
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,463
你把這個給她
告訴她是盧卡斯給的,好嗎

343
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,341
你怎會認識盧卡斯

344
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,510
告訴你媽媽,家人總會彼此照應

345
00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,638
晚安

346
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,647
(匯款單,收款人:嘉露兒皮雅斯)

347
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,441
(金額:一萬五千美元)

348
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:56,917
天哪,你絕對想不到費殊有多差勁

349
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,507
你該走了

350
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:05,842
甚麼

351
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,512
出甚麼事了

352
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:13,767
走就是了

353
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,730
誰也不該替別人收拾爛攤子

354
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,828
我媽媽才不是癲婆

355
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,267
親愛的共穿內褲之人

356
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,187
在你男購友認為
自己最不討喜的那一刻

357
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,982
你走了進來

358
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,276
而他是個穿著女裝內褲的變態

359
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:09,322
他尚未向你袒露秘密
你就看到他隱藏的那一面

360
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,410
這對他的羞辱難以言表

361
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,914
因為無論他有多愛試驗新事物

362
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:20,167
他的人生並非一場實驗

363
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,169
誰的人生都不是

364
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:27,966
他的人生與你我
與正在讀這段話的其他所有人

365
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,801
並無差別

366
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,262
寶貝,我們現在這樣不該開車

367
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:35,182
-好主意
-真不能開,我不會冒這個險

368
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:41,646
人生就像一鍋融合了恐懼、需求
羞愧和渴望的濃湯

369
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:44,024
我們渴望被愛

370
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,903
害怕公之於眾的那部分尤其渴望被愛

371
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:53,867
但一旦你真正看透某個人
就再也沒有回頭路了

372
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,661
你們好

373
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,040
唏

374
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,251
唏

375
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,630
你們的關係或許會加深
變得更加真誠

376
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:10,550
你們認識嗎

377
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,177
不認識

378
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,140
你幾個月前搭過我的車

379
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,142
對吧

380
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,021
我應該沒有,我們應該沒見過

381
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,106
也可能就此終結

382
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,527
即使你假裝可以繼續,也無力回天

383
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,070
想聽歌嗎

384
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,447
都喜歡聽史提利丹嗎

385
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,117
但請不要假裝,你們都需要得到解脫

386
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,580
愛你的蜜糖

387
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,440
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