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THE WHITE LOTUS

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EPISODE 3
SEASON II

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Good morning.

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May I please have a cup of coffee?

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Thank you.

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Hello.

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My name's Salvo... and yours?

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I see you here often.

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I work at the Timeo.

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So what? I'm not interested.
This happens every morning.

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Some guy asks me my name
and stares at my tits.

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- I want my coffee in peace. Can I ?
- Drink your coffee.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Thank you, Walter.
Have a good day.

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Bye.

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Excuse me!

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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How was it?

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Yeah, good. I got like...
twenty thousand steps.

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Yeah? Nice.

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I'm surprised you're awake.

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Well, I know you always
get horny after your run so...

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I'm gonna be so good today.
And friendly...

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Why?

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Because you've been accusing me
of being a bitch.

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- I never once said bitch.
- Okay. Whatever, I'm not gonna be that.

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He's your bestie from college,

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and you want his approval
for some reason...

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- I do not want his approval.
- Which is totally normal and fine.

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And human,
but I'm gonna be so fun.

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I'll be the life of the party
from now on.

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Well, don't overdo it.
They'll know it's fake.

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I love them. What?
They're our good friends.

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Oh, my God.

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What? You don't think
I can be lovely? Just watch.

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Okay, that's for you guys.
Thank you.

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I'm sorry to be so pushy. I just
really need you guys to leave.

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- Oh. Yeah.
- See you.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- See you later.
- Yeah.

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- Three thousand.
- Are you serious?

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- Good morning.
- Morning.

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There they are.

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Morning.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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- How'd you sleep?
- Good. Yeah.

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Great.

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Did you guys see the sky
this morning? It was so gorgeous.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah. It was.

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- I love that top. So cute.
- Oh, thanks.

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You know, I've never seen you
in a headband. It's so pretty.

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Thanks.
It's my new Italian style.

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I really like it.

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Let's get some food.
I woke up starving. God.

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- Do you guys want anything?
- No, I'm good.

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- Yeah. I'm good. Thank you.
- Okay.

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- Babe, want to come to the buffet?
- Sure. Yeah.

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- Do you mind if I...
- No. Please.

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- That was fun last night.
- Yeah.

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I did want to come in
and keep hanging out.

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- Just so you know.
- Then you should've come in.

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I just don't want to ever make
anyone feel uncomfortable.

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I don't think
that you're the type of guy

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that could ever make someone
feel uncomfortable in that way.

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You could probably go a little bit
in the other direction, actually.

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Like... more aggressive?

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I can't keep stuffing my face
at these breakfasts.

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But they're free, you know?
It's such a conundrum.

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Morning. How you doing?

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- Who were the girls?
- What girls?

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The two girls I saw coming out
of your room.

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- Maybe the maids?
- They didn't look like maids.

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They looked like... prostitutes.

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Oh, well, I don't know
what you're talking about.

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Listen, whatever you do,
please don't say anything

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about any of this to Albie.
Okay? Dad, please?

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Look at those cannolis.

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I've got to find another job.

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I'm just out of place, you know ?

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I've been...

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I've been feeling so depressed
at home and...

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I just thought I come here
and feel something.

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- Is everything boring?
- Boring?

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No.

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I just feel like there must had been
a time

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when the world had more...

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You know? Like mystery
or something

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and now you come somewhere
like this and it's beautiful

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and you take a picture and then
you realize that everybody

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is taking that exact same picture
from that exact same spot,

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you just made some redundant
content for stupid Instagram

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and you can't even get lost anymore

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cause you can find yourself
on Google Maps.

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Throw out your phone.

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Yeah.

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Throw it in the ocean.

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God, it is so nice out today.
What do you guys want to do?

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Well, I've been bugging Cam
to go to Noto.

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It's this beautiful Baroque town,
like two hours from here.

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Has these incredible Palazzos
and artisanal shops.

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That sounds cool.

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See?
Harper thinks it sounds cool.

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Honey, come on. I already said
I booked jet skis for me and E.

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- Yeah. Do it tomorrow.
- Babe, I want to jet ski.

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I don't know if we're gonna get
this weather again.

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We can go to Noto any other day.

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Cam, it's the one thing I said
I really wanted to do here.

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- I want to get Christmas presents.
- Jesus Christ. It's July, Daph.

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Christmas shopping?

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You know what?
That's actually fine.

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You guys should do your jet skiing.
I'm just gonna go to Noto by myself.

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- No, no, no. Come on.
- Babe, it's fine. Honestly.

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Unless you want to come?

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- I mean, you don't have to.
- You guys will have fun.

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Yeah, right?
Harper, you should go.

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- Oh, yeah. Sure.
- Okay.

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Yeah, I'd love to go.

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I mean, everybody says,
"you gotta go to Noto."

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Oh, God, yeah.
You gotta go to Noto.

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Great.

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Take pictures.

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I made a plan for us today.
I planned a tour.

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You planned a tour?

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Well, I couldn't sleep last night.
For some reason,

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there was a lot of noise
coming through the walls.

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Anyway, they have a bunch
of movies you can rent on the TV.

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One of them was The Godfather.
You've seen it, right?

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Some of it, I think. Yeah.

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"Some of it"? Francis Ford Coppola
made three of them.

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First two are classics, and they
were shot right around here.

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So I got us a car and driver
and we're gonna do a tour

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of all the locations.
You should come.

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Come on now, educate yourself.

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- That's okay. I don't...
- Yeah, you gotta come.

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- It's okay, I don't...
- No. You're coming.

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She's coming.

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I'm being more aggressive.

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But I feel like that if you really
loved me, you wouldn't leave.

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I have to.

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Is it the prenup? Is that
why you wanna...

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Is it 'cause I had the prenu...
I could get rid of the prenup.

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We can talk about that
when I get back. In two days.

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See? You always look annoyed
with me. You look like that.

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Tanya... You've done
a lot for me, okay?

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You found those doctors.
I'm gonna live because of you.

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But ever since you found out

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that you're gonna have
a lot more years,

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I feel like you just realized
that you were gonna be stuck

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living them with me.

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Couples don't always get along.
You knew I wasn't great at this.

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- I've been married four times.
- Four?

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- Tanya?
- I thought it was only three.

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Tanya. Four, including you.

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I just love you.

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Tanya.

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Tanya, please.
You're gonna wet your dress.

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Come on, get the dress.
I'll buy it for you! With my half!

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- Your half?
- I don't get half?

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You passed out. You didn't
even sleep with him!

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Well, I would have.

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You know what they say...
spend money to make money.

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Excuse me, Miss?

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My friend wants
to try on that dress.

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- Grazie.
- God, so beautiful.

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But please hurry up...
we have other shops to go to.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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- God. Be mature.
- All right.

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Thank you so much
for coming with me.

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- Yeah, of course. I'm excited.
- Me too.

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Bye, guys. Have fun!

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- Bye, babe.
- Bye.

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- Have the most fun ever.
- Ciao!

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So exciting.

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Dude, how awesome is this?

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Ciao, ladies.

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This is where Michael Corleone
was hiding out.

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Another mafia family was trying
to kill him.

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And his wife blew up over there.
The car was rigged with a bomb

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meant for Michael. But his wife
is gonna drive for some reason.

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Michele? Michele, let's go!

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Please, come on. You promised!

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Pacino realizes, he screams...

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No!

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"Apollonia!"

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It's too late. Car explodes,
she blows up.

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It's a great scene.

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- She blows up?
- Uh-huh.

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- Like, blows up?
- Mm-hmm.

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It's a little tasteless maybe.

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Well, look, they're trying
to make a buck.

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They own a house where they shot
the best American movie ever made.

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- No, it's not.
- No? Why not? I think so.

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Well, yeah, I mean, you would.

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All right, what's that supposed
to mean?

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It's because you're nostalgic
for the solid days of the patriarchy.

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They're undeniably great movies.

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Men love The Godfather

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because they feel emasculated
by modern society.

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It's a fantasy about a time
when they could go out

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and solve all their problems
with violence

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and sleep with every woman...

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And then come home to their wife

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who doesn't ask them any questions
and makes them pasta.

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Hey, hey.
It's a normal male fantasy.

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No, movies like that socialize men
into having that fantasy.

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Movies like that exist because men
already do have that fantasy.

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- We're hard-wired.
- Comes with the testosterone.

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No. Gender is a construct.
It's created.

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You spent all that money
on Stanford,

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he comes back brainwashed.

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Two days.

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Airport, go, bye-bye.

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No, no, I said no. And I never want
to go back there.

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I said no. When I say "no",
it means "no".

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Good morning.
How can I help you?

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Hi.

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Are there any psychics
in this town?

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Psychics? Sorry,
I don't understand.

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Like, you know, old-school,
Gypsy, like, psychic...

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Fortune teller type of person?

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Oh, you mean...
We have a tarocchi. Oh, yes.

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A tarot card reader
here in Taormina. Yes.

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Do you think they could make
a house call?

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Because, like, I... You know,
it really is...

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It's kind of an emergency.

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- Mm. Is everything all right?
- I'm gonna be in my room.

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Rocco.

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Find the fortune teller's number
for the crazy lady.

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This is my boss,
so I have to... get it.

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I'll be back.

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- Hi?
- Hi. Where are you?

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I'm at lunch.

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Well, you need to come back
to the room 'cause Greg is gone.

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Gone? What do you mean,
he's gone?

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I need you.

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Okay.

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Well, I'm not
at the hotel currently, so...

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I told you to stay close by.
Come back here!

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My boss needs me to go back,
so I have to go back to the hotel.

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- Sorry.
- Okay.

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- No. We'll take you back.
- No, it's, uh, fine.

243
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:14,344
I'll just get a taxi
or figure it out...

244
00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:16,721
Well, the driver can take her,
and come back and get us.

245
00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:18,514
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Take the car.

246
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:21,600
And let's meet up later.

247
00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:25,646
Okay. That's very kind of you.
Thank you.

248
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:28,607
And thanks again
for an entertaining day.

249
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,361
Yeah. Okay, have fun.

250
00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:33,612
- I can Venmo you for just the...
- No!

251
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,655
- Come on.
- Sorry, again. Bye.

252
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:36,990
Bye.

253
00:20:41,245 --> 00:20:46,959
- Great. Thanks, Dad.
- What? Her boss needed her.

254
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:50,253
You think she just wanted
to get away from us?

255
00:20:50,253 --> 00:20:53,966
Maybe. You do have a knack
for repelling women.

256
00:20:57,178 --> 00:21:01,181
- Do we embarrass you, Albie?
- No, it's just...

257
00:21:03,726 --> 00:21:07,229
I don't think you realize
how you sound sometimes.

258
00:21:08,522 --> 00:21:10,400
They used to respect the old.

259
00:21:10,899 --> 00:21:13,735
Now we're just reminders
of an offensive past

260
00:21:14,528 --> 00:21:16,363
everybody wants to forget.

261
00:21:58,114 --> 00:22:00,115
Hi! Thank you so much.

262
00:22:05,579 --> 00:22:07,582
Yeah, you have
an amazing terrace,

263
00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:11,502
where you can have a glass of wine
from our familiar vineyards.

264
00:22:12,085 --> 00:22:17,299
And here is our dining room,
where you'll have your breakfast,

265
00:22:18,426 --> 00:22:20,469
and obviously please feel at home.

266
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,680
And, uh, feel comfortable.

267
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,182
And anything you need,
we are here for you.

268
00:22:25,182 --> 00:22:27,310
- Thank you so much, Peppe.
- Ciao, Daphne.

269
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,518
Ciao!

270
00:22:29,352 --> 00:22:30,480
Oh my God!

271
00:22:31,022 --> 00:22:32,607
Are you gonna tell me
what's going on?

272
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:35,651
So I was reading about Noto
in Architectural Digest, right?

273
00:22:35,651 --> 00:22:37,611
And there were pictures
of this palazzo.

274
00:22:37,611 --> 00:22:39,072
So I was like,
"maybe we can get a tour."

275
00:22:39,072 --> 00:22:40,406
So I called them, and they told me,

276
00:22:40,406 --> 00:22:43,700
"You can rent the whole place out
for the night." So I did.

277
00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,704
- We're staying the night?
- Don't you think we should?

278
00:22:46,704 --> 00:22:48,706
I was gonna wait and see
if it was worth it,

279
00:22:48,706 --> 00:22:51,542
but now that we're here it's like
we kinda have to, right?

280
00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:53,961
- I don't have any stuff.
- Don't worry about it.

281
00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:56,380
I packed extra everything.
Toothpaste... Whatever you need.

282
00:22:56,380 --> 00:23:01,010
God, this is just beyond.
I can't believe it.

283
00:23:01,885 --> 00:23:03,096
Come out here!

284
00:23:10,603 --> 00:23:12,146
I think that's a pool.

285
00:23:12,146 --> 00:23:14,356
And guess who brought
an extra bathing suit?

286
00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:17,567
Don't you feel a little weird
being here without the guys?

287
00:23:18,819 --> 00:23:20,780
No. They didn't want to come.

288
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:22,948
And don't you think it's better
to just do what you want,

289
00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:24,492
even if it's by yourself?

290
00:23:24,492 --> 00:23:26,994
Cameron does what he wants
all the time.

291
00:23:26,994 --> 00:23:28,703
Why let them have all the fun?

292
00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:34,877
Let's check up the bedrooms.

293
00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:41,007
- Cheers!
- Cheers, buddy.

294
00:23:46,806 --> 00:23:50,184
I gotta say it, man.
I'm so proud of you.

295
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,439
I mean, you... you fucking
knocked it out of the park, man.

296
00:23:54,439 --> 00:23:56,148
- You did it.
- Thank you.

297
00:23:57,733 --> 00:24:01,654
I'm not surprised. I always knew
you were gonna do something great.

298
00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:06,159
- Took a little while, but...
- Come on. You're 36. Give me a break.

299
00:24:07,452 --> 00:24:10,371
Well, you've been raking it
in for years now.

300
00:24:11,496 --> 00:24:13,916
Just wish you'd given me
a heads-up, you know?

301
00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:16,126
What?

302
00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:18,421
I have to hear from Gary Pizzinat
that you sold your company

303
00:24:18,421 --> 00:24:22,966
for a shitload? And by then, it was
too late for me to do anything with it.

304
00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:25,762
Oh, you mean, like...
Dude, I couldn't say anything.

305
00:24:25,762 --> 00:24:28,556
- You could have hinted.
- It's also illegal.

306
00:24:28,556 --> 00:24:32,685
A little birdie in the ear.
That's it. Information, dude.

307
00:24:33,351 --> 00:24:36,730
Come on, guys like me, that's...
that's all we got.

308
00:24:39,608 --> 00:24:41,361
- I'm sorry. I wasn't...
- It's okay.

309
00:24:41,361 --> 00:24:43,570
- You know, I just...
- Don't worry about it. Next time.

310
00:24:47,949 --> 00:24:51,119
But you need to invest some
of that with us. Okay?

311
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,456
I don't know if you've heard,
but I make people money, bro.

312
00:24:55,749 --> 00:24:56,918
I know you do.

313
00:24:56,918 --> 00:25:01,505
Well, then let me do what I do
- for you.
- I would love that, E.

314
00:25:01,505 --> 00:25:04,174
I would love to help you
and Harper. Please, let me.

315
00:25:05,051 --> 00:25:07,637
Look, just come in to the office.
All right? When we get back,

316
00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:10,515
you meet the guys, and then you just
hang out. That's it. No pressure.

317
00:25:12,350 --> 00:25:14,769
- All right. Sounds good.
- Sounds good?

318
00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:19,815
- Yeah.
- I am so stoked for you, E.

319
00:25:20,149 --> 00:25:21,400
I'm so happy!

320
00:25:23,151 --> 00:25:26,071
Thanks, Cam. Thank you.
I appreciate it.

321
00:25:27,281 --> 00:25:28,448
Cheers, baby.

322
00:25:30,076 --> 00:25:31,369
Hey, buddy, two more.

323
00:25:54,308 --> 00:25:56,226
Oh, she's the real deal.

324
00:25:59,104 --> 00:26:02,774
A real, authentic,
old-world gypsy.

325
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,237
That's what I asked for.

326
00:26:07,237 --> 00:26:09,781
I don't think you're supposed
to use that word.

327
00:26:09,781 --> 00:26:11,366
What? All right.

328
00:26:11,366 --> 00:26:14,327
She's... a real old-school...

329
00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:16,706
Gypsy.

330
00:26:21,042 --> 00:26:26,883
Ma'am? Yes, would you like
some water or some soda?

331
00:26:28,509 --> 00:26:33,931
I could make you and I
a highball. All right.

332
00:26:42,607 --> 00:26:45,025
Guys in Italy wear their pants
so tight.

333
00:26:45,025 --> 00:26:47,820
Yeah, 'cause they want
to show off their dicks.

334
00:26:57,579 --> 00:27:00,916
Why didn't you just tell me we were
really gonna spend the night?

335
00:27:00,916 --> 00:27:03,419
I really want Cam to think
that we just had so much fun

336
00:27:03,419 --> 00:27:07,298
that we just wanted to stay.
He has really intense FOMO

337
00:27:07,298 --> 00:27:08,925
and also abandonment issues.

338
00:27:08,925 --> 00:27:11,885
So it's just gonna be really funny
to tell him we're living it up

339
00:27:11,885 --> 00:27:13,970
at some sick palazzo.

340
00:27:16,391 --> 00:27:18,892
So you're like playing games
with him?

341
00:27:19,894 --> 00:27:22,689
We both do it.
It's like hide and seek.

342
00:27:24,147 --> 00:27:25,858
Keeps things interesting.

343
00:27:27,902 --> 00:27:30,530
Yeah, well Ethan and I,
we don't really do that.

344
00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:33,366
So, I'm probably gonna have
to call him

345
00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:34,951
and tell him
we're gonna stay here.

346
00:27:34,951 --> 00:27:38,287
- Can I call Cam first, please?
- Okay. Sure.

347
00:27:38,621 --> 00:27:39,956
Okay.

348
00:27:45,378 --> 00:27:48,297
- Hey, babe! How's Noto?
- Amazing.

349
00:27:48,715 --> 00:27:50,966
I think that we're probably
gonna spend the night.

350
00:27:52,135 --> 00:27:53,885
- What?
- Yeah.

351
00:27:53,885 --> 00:27:56,305
This incredible palazzo I found,
so I booked it.

352
00:27:56,763 --> 00:27:58,598
- Wha...
- But we'll be back tomorrow.

353
00:27:58,598 --> 00:28:00,892
- You're coming back tomorrow?
- Yeah, but have fun, okay?

354
00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:02,061
What?

355
00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,855
I think I have to go 'cause Harper's
waiting for me in the pool.

356
00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:07,233
- Honey, what pool?
- The pool in our palazzo.

357
00:28:07,233 --> 00:28:10,527
You would die. I'll send you pics.
Love you, honey.

358
00:28:10,987 --> 00:28:12,070
Bye!

359
00:28:14,489 --> 00:28:17,744
They're staying the night in Noto.
She booked a palazzo.

360
00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:19,328
- She did?
- Yeah.

361
00:28:19,703 --> 00:28:22,831
- That's kind of weird.
- She always pulls this shit, man.

362
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,460
Fucking punishing me.

363
00:28:27,711 --> 00:28:29,630
But you know what that means?

364
00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:34,969
You and me, we're gonna
fucking party! Let's go jet skiing.

365
00:28:36,094 --> 00:28:37,596
All right. Okay. I'm coming.

366
00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:58,159
Okay. Well... now what?

367
00:28:58,159 --> 00:29:01,454
You ask a question and then
the cards will answer.

368
00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:03,747
Okay.

369
00:29:05,416 --> 00:29:09,711
I wanna know, my husband,
you know, Greg...

370
00:29:10,545 --> 00:29:12,005
Something is just...

371
00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:18,221
Could you just leave the room
for a second?

372
00:29:19,596 --> 00:29:22,350
Hang out in the bathroom
for a little while.

373
00:29:23,308 --> 00:29:24,936
No problem. Yeah.

374
00:29:34,236 --> 00:29:37,072
Yeah. I want, um... Is...

375
00:29:39,784 --> 00:29:41,535
I want to know if we're gonna
make it.

376
00:29:42,285 --> 00:29:45,832
I mean, I just want to know
if our marriage is gonna last.

377
00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:20,365
The cards say your husband
is in love with someone else.

378
00:30:22,577 --> 00:30:25,537
This card means deceit.
He is being deceitful.

379
00:30:25,913 --> 00:30:29,917
And this card is beauty. There's
someone beautiful in his life.

380
00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:33,046
- Couldn't that be me?
- Not you.

381
00:30:34,756 --> 00:30:37,049
- Not me?
- For sure, not you.

382
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:46,475
The Beauty, The Beauty, The Fool.

383
00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:48,686
This is The Unconscious,
The Unconscious.

384
00:30:48,686 --> 00:30:50,270
This is The Beauty.
This is The Devil, this is...

385
00:30:50,270 --> 00:30:52,105
Yeah. This is very negative.

386
00:30:52,105 --> 00:30:53,982
The Stars. The Unconscious
and The Subconscious.

387
00:30:53,982 --> 00:30:56,109
I can't believe I paid for this.
'Cause this is just really...

388
00:30:56,109 --> 00:30:57,861
Madness will lead you
to commit suicide.

389
00:30:57,861 --> 00:31:02,074
- You are so negative!
- The truth. This is the truth.

390
00:31:02,074 --> 00:31:04,327
It's not supposed to be like this.
You're supposed to...

391
00:31:04,868 --> 00:31:06,536
This is supposed to build me up.

392
00:31:06,536 --> 00:31:09,499
Take your crappy things
and your horrible cards

393
00:31:09,499 --> 00:31:11,626
and your shitty little ashtray!

394
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:16,129
I've pulled The Beheaded Man.
These cards are mine!

395
00:31:16,129 --> 00:31:19,592
No, I didn't want this. This
is creepy. No, it's... You gotta go.

396
00:31:19,592 --> 00:31:21,927
I've pulled The Fool.
It's dangerous.

397
00:31:21,927 --> 00:31:23,513
Get out!

398
00:31:23,513 --> 00:31:25,472
Yeah, well, whatever...
You're a con artist is what you are.

399
00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:32,647
That wasn't good.

400
00:31:33,690 --> 00:31:34,816
Negative.

401
00:31:37,902 --> 00:31:40,279
Okay, guys, we'll meet up
around 7:30 downstairs?

402
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:41,947
Yeah, that sounds good.

403
00:31:41,947 --> 00:31:43,950
But somebody give me a wake up
call. I'm gonna take a nap.

404
00:31:43,950 --> 00:31:45,283
Okay. I'll come grab you, Nono.

405
00:31:46,536 --> 00:31:49,246
- Hey, Albie.
- Yeah?

406
00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:54,209
Hey...

407
00:31:56,002 --> 00:32:00,132
I feel like you have this wrong,
distorted impression of me.

408
00:32:01,092 --> 00:32:04,928
I have always supported women.
I have always promoted women.

409
00:32:04,928 --> 00:32:09,266
I'm a feminist. I mean, I didn't
marry some subservient wife.

410
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:11,893
Your mother is a brilliant,
amazing woman.

411
00:32:14,312 --> 00:32:17,483
- Did you talk to her?
- We didn't talk about you, Dad.

412
00:32:17,858 --> 00:32:20,026
No, I don't want to get you
in the middle.

413
00:32:20,736 --> 00:32:24,448
You don't have to say anything
to her. But if you did say something...

414
00:32:24,824 --> 00:32:28,910
I'm hoping you'd tell her that I'm
really, really missing her and Cara

415
00:32:29,287 --> 00:32:32,707
and that I feel... I feel really awful...

416
00:32:35,917 --> 00:32:37,837
She listens to you.

417
00:32:38,838 --> 00:32:42,050
- Nothing is gonna fix this.
- No?

418
00:32:45,343 --> 00:32:47,263
You have to change, Dad.

419
00:32:48,638 --> 00:32:54,312
You have to stop doing what
you're doing and actually change.

420
00:32:55,771 --> 00:32:58,065
I know that. And I have changed.

421
00:32:58,523 --> 00:33:00,068
And I am changing.

422
00:33:04,447 --> 00:33:05,990
I can change.

423
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,700
- Oh, yeah?
- Yes.

424
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,578
I can be the man she wants me
to be... again.

425
00:33:17,502 --> 00:33:19,587
- I'll see you at dinner.
- See you.

426
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,059
Did she leave?

427
00:33:33,893 --> 00:33:36,853
Tanya? What happened?
I thought I was...

428
00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:39,941
I thought I was gonna
get a reading.

429
00:33:39,941 --> 00:33:45,445
No. You don't want her.
She was very negative.

430
00:33:49,534 --> 00:33:53,829
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- I think I'm gonna take a nap.

431
00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,998
Okay.

432
00:33:59,793 --> 00:34:00,962
Bye.

433
00:34:02,088 --> 00:34:05,090
No, you can't go. You can't go.
You just...

434
00:34:06,759 --> 00:34:08,719
Please just sit on the couch.

435
00:34:11,472 --> 00:34:14,267
I did get the new Vanity Fair.

436
00:34:21,399 --> 00:34:22,816
You can read it.

437
00:34:58,977 --> 00:35:01,189
- Hey! Marry me!
- No, thank you!

438
00:35:04,942 --> 00:35:07,819
There's a machine. I'm gonna get
cash out, I'll be right back.

439
00:35:53,073 --> 00:35:55,410
Come on, there's a couple
more stores I wanna hit.

440
00:35:57,036 --> 00:35:58,870
Lots of horny dudes in Noto.

441
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,094
What are these?

442
00:36:13,468 --> 00:36:16,471
The man, this table,
bought these for you.

443
00:36:18,933 --> 00:36:20,393
That's sweet.

444
00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:26,440
I'm gonna have an edible.
Do you want an edible?

445
00:36:30,737 --> 00:36:34,490
Try having two kids under four.
They help me relax. Have one.

446
00:36:36,742 --> 00:36:38,536
Okay, I just have be careful.

447
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,037
The last time I did edibles,
I took way too many

448
00:36:41,037 --> 00:36:44,000
and I ended up on the floor
in the fetal position.

449
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:46,919
I kept saying, "I am a woman."

450
00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:48,671
What?

451
00:36:48,671 --> 00:36:50,797
- Why?
- I don't know.

452
00:36:50,797 --> 00:36:54,177
I think I was just tripping out
on being a woman.

453
00:36:56,762 --> 00:36:58,805
Don't you like being a woman?

454
00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:03,894
I'm fine with it... usually.

455
00:37:05,062 --> 00:37:09,942
I do. I'd hate to be a man,
honestly. It'd just be so lonely.

456
00:37:11,193 --> 00:37:12,528
I mean, they're so competitive.

457
00:37:12,528 --> 00:37:15,698
It's like, can they even be friends
with each other?

458
00:37:16,573 --> 00:37:20,995
Cameron and I went on a safari,
and, on safari, you see

459
00:37:20,995 --> 00:37:22,287
all these pods of elephants

460
00:37:22,287 --> 00:37:24,665
and they're all, like, bathing in the
river and playing with each other

461
00:37:24,665 --> 00:37:28,252
and it's so sweet. But it's just
the moms and the babies.

462
00:37:28,252 --> 00:37:29,629
Because when the boy elephants
get too big,

463
00:37:29,629 --> 00:37:32,757
they kick them out of the pod.
And then the bull elephant has

464
00:37:32,757 --> 00:37:37,260
to, like, wander through the jungle
by himself for the rest of his life.

465
00:37:40,264 --> 00:37:44,227
I feel sorry for men. They think they're
out there doing something important,

466
00:37:44,227 --> 00:37:46,812
but really
they're just wandering alone.

467
00:39:28,748 --> 00:39:29,998
Thank you.

468
00:39:34,462 --> 00:39:36,047
- Hello.
- Hello.

469
00:39:37,382 --> 00:39:38,925
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

470
00:39:39,925 --> 00:39:44,222
Listen, I just wanted to tell you
I don't think I can meet up tonight.

471
00:39:45,264 --> 00:39:46,474
Why?

472
00:39:46,474 --> 00:39:49,352
I'm afraid my son's gonna catch
on but, really,

473
00:39:49,352 --> 00:39:52,188
I need to change. I really have
to change.

474
00:39:52,188 --> 00:39:57,276
So, I don't think I'm going to be able
to meet up at all this week. I'm sorry.

475
00:39:57,276 --> 00:40:01,154
I'm sorry too because I thought
we were spending the week together.

476
00:40:01,154 --> 00:40:05,283
I know. But I... I can't.
And I'm really sorry.

477
00:40:06,577 --> 00:40:09,372
My son's on his way down
so I gotta go. But listen,

478
00:40:09,747 --> 00:40:12,542
I really, really loved meeting you.

479
00:40:12,542 --> 00:40:16,004
You're a wonderful, beautiful
woman, and it was really fun.

480
00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:21,550
And this is for the ladies, please.
Thank you.

481
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:23,593
Thank you too. Thank you.

482
00:40:27,389 --> 00:40:29,600
My two favorite people
in the world!

483
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,852
Thought we'd lost you.

484
00:40:31,852 --> 00:40:33,896
I had to handle something
with the concierge.

485
00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:36,274
- You hungry?
- I'm starving.

486
00:40:36,648 --> 00:40:38,775
- He cancelled.
- Why?

487
00:40:38,775 --> 00:40:40,153
I don't know.

488
00:40:41,487 --> 00:40:43,823
It's ok.
Lots of rich men here.

489
00:40:43,823 --> 00:40:45,324
We'll find someone else.

490
00:40:48,201 --> 00:40:50,328
- Still here?
- Yes.

491
00:40:50,787 --> 00:40:55,043
- Why don't you go home?
- I still have things to do.

492
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:56,669
Okay.

493
00:40:57,128 --> 00:40:59,588
I think you work too hard. But...

494
00:41:01,341 --> 00:41:03,051
I admire you.

495
00:41:05,761 --> 00:41:06,970
Thank you.

496
00:41:06,970 --> 00:41:10,892
I love how you handle everyone.
Especially the men.

497
00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:17,397
You don't take any shit.
I want to be like you.

498
00:41:23,111 --> 00:41:25,448
Well... Thank you, Isabella.

499
00:41:25,448 --> 00:41:28,659
You're a good worker too.

500
00:41:29,367 --> 00:41:33,247
You and Rocco talk too much, but...

501
00:41:33,247 --> 00:41:36,500
- You're good.
- Thank you.

502
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,336
- You're welcome.
- Have a good night.

503
00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,006
Good night.

504
00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:01,442
Mia!

505
00:42:01,776 --> 00:42:04,028
- You're ignoring me.
- I'm working.

506
00:42:04,028 --> 00:42:06,572
I need to find a date
for tonight, now!

507
00:42:13,036 --> 00:42:15,581
- I'm going to get us drinks.
- We already have drinks.

508
00:42:15,998 --> 00:42:17,749
You can never have enough.

509
00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:22,255
Good evening.

510
00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:34,809
Now that you're a big shot, people must
be slipping in your DMs left and right.

511
00:42:34,809 --> 00:42:38,896
No. What good would it do me
if they were? I'm married.

512
00:42:41,649 --> 00:42:44,818
- Dude, everyone cheats, E.
- No, they don't.

513
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,324
- Come on!
- They do?

514
00:42:50,324 --> 00:42:54,620
Yeah! Of course they fucking do.
It's a crime of opportunity. Jesus!

515
00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:56,371
If they can.

516
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,710
So, how's your sex life?

517
00:43:02,002 --> 00:43:04,881
- Um...
- Sounds great.

518
00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:10,427
I don't know. It's hard, I guess,
when you know everything

519
00:43:10,427 --> 00:43:13,848
about each other and you've seen
each other on the toilet and...

520
00:43:13,848 --> 00:43:17,851
There you go. See?
We've only got one life.

521
00:43:18,436 --> 00:43:21,773
- But Harper and I are...
- Codependent?

522
00:43:22,564 --> 00:43:25,193
No. I don't lie to my wife.

523
00:43:28,695 --> 00:43:31,574
Really? Oh, man.
Fuck, I didn't know that.

524
00:43:33,283 --> 00:43:35,410
That is so sweet!

525
00:43:59,185 --> 00:44:00,977
You already met a guy here?

526
00:44:02,855 --> 00:44:07,485
Kinda. Yeah, I did, he's...
really smart and everything

527
00:44:07,485 --> 00:44:10,362
and went to Stanford.
You know, one of those guys.

528
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:15,410
He's really nice. Like... maybe
a little too nice, you know?

529
00:44:17,619 --> 00:44:21,415
I wish he just, like, got my heart
rate up a little bit more or something.

530
00:44:24,252 --> 00:44:25,627
Portia...

531
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:31,883
Don't spend your life chasing
emotionally unavailable men.

532
00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:38,307
Or you'll spend your whole life just
banging your head against a wall.

533
00:44:47,108 --> 00:44:49,025
Is there something wrong
with the front of me?

534
00:44:49,025 --> 00:44:50,737
These guys are staring.

535
00:44:56,908 --> 00:44:58,994
I think they're just smiling
at you.

536
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:10,214
But you've been brainwashed
into thinking that, man.

537
00:45:10,214 --> 00:45:11,799
It's very bourgeois.

538
00:45:13,091 --> 00:45:16,219
Dude, monogamy was
an idea created by the elite

539
00:45:16,678 --> 00:45:18,556
to control the middle class.

540
00:45:18,931 --> 00:45:21,476
Meanwhile, all the priests
were fucking the altar boys

541
00:45:21,476 --> 00:45:23,728
and the aristocrats were fucking
everything that moved.

542
00:45:23,728 --> 00:45:25,355
Same now as it ever was.

543
00:45:27,231 --> 00:45:29,191
And the most ambitious guys?

544
00:45:29,733 --> 00:45:31,651
They're always the horniest.

545
00:45:32,653 --> 00:45:34,237
Like you and me, baby.

546
00:45:35,156 --> 00:45:37,991
And of course, women
are attracted to that.

547
00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:41,119
But then... if you don't make
their dreams come true,

548
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:42,746
they make you suffer.

549
00:45:44,289 --> 00:45:46,667
That's why it's safer
to stick with whores.

550
00:45:50,296 --> 00:45:52,465
- Excuse me.
- No, come on!

551
00:46:12,110 --> 00:46:15,028
Well, you have tremendous
talent too.

552
00:46:15,028 --> 00:46:16,571
No.

553
00:46:16,571 --> 00:46:20,576
- You have a beautiful voice.
- You really think so?

554
00:46:20,576 --> 00:46:22,078
Yes, yes.

555
00:46:22,078 --> 00:46:23,995
I could help you.

556
00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:29,543
I know people that could help you.
I could introduce you around.

557
00:46:30,168 --> 00:46:32,380
- For real?
- Yes.

558
00:46:32,796 --> 00:46:34,715
That's what friends are for.

559
00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:42,807
Friends?
Fuck buddies?

560
00:46:44,392 --> 00:46:47,729
It's hard to be just friends
with a beautiful woman like you.

561
00:46:59,322 --> 00:47:02,785
- Ok, I'll think about it.
- Think about it.

562
00:47:04,704 --> 00:47:06,289
Dirty old pervert.

563
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:07,789
Mia, Mia!

564
00:47:07,789 --> 00:47:09,708
I might've found someone.

565
00:47:15,464 --> 00:47:17,216
- What are you doing?
- It's okay.

566
00:47:19,259 --> 00:47:21,596
Mia! Let's go!

567
00:47:27,352 --> 00:47:28,686
Buonasera!

568
00:47:29,395 --> 00:47:31,481
Those were the two girls...

569
00:47:33,441 --> 00:47:35,776
- Ciao! Ragazze!
- Hi! Buonasera. Ciao.

570
00:47:35,776 --> 00:47:37,028
How are you?

571
00:47:37,486 --> 00:47:38,945
You know, the girls.

572
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,740
How are you guys.
How you guys doing?

573
00:47:41,114 --> 00:47:42,532
- Um, fine.
- Yeah?

574
00:47:44,743 --> 00:47:46,828
I'm Cameron,
this is my buddy Ethan.

575
00:47:46,828 --> 00:47:49,372
- Hi, hello.
- Hi, Cameron.

576
00:47:49,372 --> 00:47:50,832
- I am Lucia.
- Lucia.

577
00:47:50,832 --> 00:47:53,502
Yes, and she is Mia.

578
00:47:53,502 --> 00:47:54,796
Mia.

579
00:47:54,796 --> 00:47:57,714
Hi, Mia. Are you guys from here?
Are you on vacation, what?

580
00:47:57,714 --> 00:48:00,468
- We're from Sicily.
- From Sicily?

581
00:48:00,468 --> 00:48:03,553
Just two gals hanging out
in a hotel bar, huh?

582
00:48:04,347 --> 00:48:06,056
- You guys having fun?
- Yeah.

583
00:48:07,433 --> 00:48:12,437
- You guys, uh, you guys party?
- Yes, yes!

584
00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:19,569
- You got any, uh, party favors?
- I have pills.

585
00:48:25,076 --> 00:48:28,621
- I have Viagra.
- We don't need Viagra.

586
00:48:29,579 --> 00:48:34,377
- No? Also, maybe Molly.
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

587
00:48:34,835 --> 00:48:36,629
Are you an angel sent
from heaven?

588
00:48:36,629 --> 00:48:40,006
No, but these are expensive,
guys. You will have to pay for it.

589
00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:44,262
I got money, baby.
That's one thing I do got.

590
00:48:45,304 --> 00:48:47,764
Let's fun!

591
00:49:05,241 --> 00:49:08,911
This is the only snack I could find.
Want some?

592
00:49:10,787 --> 00:49:12,498
You're still high or what?

593
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:14,667
Hi.

594
00:49:23,051 --> 00:49:26,261
So, has Ethan changed at all?

595
00:49:29,098 --> 00:49:30,224
No.

596
00:49:30,224 --> 00:49:31,809
No, not at all.

597
00:49:31,809 --> 00:49:35,270
- He's exactly the same.
- That's good!

598
00:49:36,397 --> 00:49:39,192
'Cause I've seen a lot of guys
who are, like...

599
00:49:39,192 --> 00:49:41,611
Well, not nerds. I mean, Ethan's
not a nerd, but...

600
00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:44,696
- Yes, he is. He is!
- I just mean...

601
00:49:45,072 --> 00:49:48,742
I just mean, like, they were never
players. And then they make

602
00:49:48,742 --> 00:49:50,827
all this money and they just
start acting different

603
00:49:50,827 --> 00:49:53,206
and, like, cheating.

604
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:59,003
No. No, Ethan would
never do that. He's not like that.

605
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:02,674
He's... he's honest to a fault.

606
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:08,095
God, I'm so glad that Cameron
has a friend like Ethan.

607
00:50:08,095 --> 00:50:13,017
Honestly, the guys that Cameron
works with... a very dark triad.

608
00:50:13,683 --> 00:50:19,148
Like, for real. Psychopaths.
I'm not kidding.

609
00:50:22,527 --> 00:50:23,903
But not Cameron.

610
00:50:23,903 --> 00:50:27,823
No. Cameron's, like, naughty,
like a little boy is naughty.

611
00:50:27,823 --> 00:50:32,536
These other guys? I mean, they're
like Bernie Madoff monsters.

612
00:50:32,994 --> 00:50:39,251
They will fuck you up. And they're
the most successful guys in finance.

613
00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:04,901
Oh, Jesus! Oh, shit, this is cold.

614
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:11,158
I got sensitive nips.

615
00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:26,673
- Hey.
- Hey.

616
00:51:26,673 --> 00:51:28,593
- Beer?
- Oh, thank you.

617
00:51:29,135 --> 00:51:33,472
- How was your day?
- Uh, pretty grim... actually.

618
00:51:34,514 --> 00:51:38,936
I feel like if I murdered my boss,
I could argue it was euthanasia.

619
00:51:44,024 --> 00:51:46,903
Yeah, uh, what about you?
How's your night?

620
00:51:47,945 --> 00:51:49,489
Better now.

621
00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:57,662
Sorry. Um, was I...

622
00:51:57,662 --> 00:52:01,417
No, uh... No, no, that was...
it's fine.

623
00:52:01,792 --> 00:52:04,878
I just wasn't expecting it,
you know?

624
00:52:06,963 --> 00:52:09,175
- Well, expect it.
- Okay.

625
00:52:22,230 --> 00:52:23,605
Is everything okay?

626
00:52:24,147 --> 00:52:27,068
Yeah! Yeah, everything's...
I'm just...

627
00:52:27,068 --> 00:52:30,113
It's been a long day.
And I'm kinda fried, I think.

628
00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:31,739
Yeah.

629
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,118
Do you wanna go back
to my room or...

630
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:41,082
Yeah, no. I think I just need
to crash. If that's okay?

631
00:52:41,082 --> 00:52:42,625
Yeah, yeah. I think me too.

632
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:45,253
- Sorry.
- No, it's fine. You...

633
00:52:45,253 --> 00:52:47,797
We could hang out tomorrow.
Are you around tomorrow?

634
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,508
Yes, absolutely.
I would love that.

635
00:52:53,927 --> 00:52:56,430
Do you want me to walk you back
to your room?

636
00:52:59,057 --> 00:53:01,143
- Sure.
- Great, okay.

637
00:53:01,143 --> 00:53:03,145
- Oh, don't forget your beer.
- Oh, thanks. Sorry.

638
00:53:03,938 --> 00:53:05,648
- You got your stuff?
- Yeah.

639
00:53:11,946 --> 00:53:14,907
- Thanks for the beer.
- Yeah. No problem.

640
00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,036
I hope I didn't make you feel weird.

641
00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:23,165
No. No, no.
Don't apologize. Honestly.

642
00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,335
Daphne?

643
00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:54,923
Do you think Cameron ever cheats
on you?

644
00:54:59,887 --> 00:55:03,140
Maybe just once.
That I know about.

645
00:55:09,354 --> 00:55:14,151
Don't feel bad for me.
I figured out how to handle it.

646
00:55:15,569 --> 00:55:21,534
Like today. I do what I want.
So, I'm not resentful.

647
00:55:25,329 --> 00:55:27,373
Yeah. How do you handle it?

648
00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,127
I...

649
00:55:35,757 --> 00:55:39,551
I'm not a victim.
That's all I meant.

650
00:56:55,378 --> 00:56:57,547
Hey!
What are you doing in there, babe?

651
00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:58,756
Hello!

652
00:57:00,966 --> 00:57:03,886
Here's the party! Come on,
sweet little baby boy!

653
00:57:42,508 --> 00:57:44,635
Come on, go see him.

654
00:57:45,218 --> 00:57:47,387
He's a little shy,
what's he shy for?

655
00:57:48,472 --> 00:57:50,266
Take care of him.

656
00:57:53,226 --> 00:57:55,355
Take care of her! Grazie!

657
00:58:06,031 --> 00:58:07,367
No?

658
00:58:11,828 --> 00:58:13,081
Okay.

659
00:59:18,354 --> 00:59:21,024
Hey, this is Ethan.
I can't take your call.

660
00:59:21,024 --> 00:59:22,774
Leave a message.

661
01:00:00,521 --> 01:00:03,274
THE WHITE LOTUS

662
01:00:03,274 --> 01:00:05,902
END OF EPISODE 3
SEASON II