1 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:32,225 THE WHITE LOTUS 2 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,351 EPISODE 2 SEASON II 3 00:02:41,376 --> 00:02:43,421 - Good morning. - Sorry? 4 00:02:43,421 --> 00:02:45,880 - Good morning. - Oh, yeah. Good morning. 5 00:03:27,632 --> 00:03:30,301 Honey. My arm's asleep. 6 00:03:47,276 --> 00:03:48,653 Ethan? 7 00:04:30,111 --> 00:04:31,278 Honey! 8 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,576 You all right? 9 00:04:39,328 --> 00:04:40,829 Yeah. I'm fine. 10 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,190 Patrizio, your place is outside. 11 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:12,569 Alessandra, I can't believe you're having a coffee. 12 00:05:14,654 --> 00:05:16,407 - Good morning, Valentina. - Good morning 13 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:17,825 Really, Rocco? 14 00:05:20,535 --> 00:05:22,330 Come on. Everybody get to work. 15 00:05:38,930 --> 00:05:40,306 Oh, God! 16 00:05:41,181 --> 00:05:43,434 This is such a beautiful view. 17 00:05:44,184 --> 00:05:46,728 I wonder if anyone's ever jumped from here. 18 00:05:50,690 --> 00:05:52,275 I'll get a plate. 19 00:05:53,402 --> 00:05:55,821 Oh damn, I didn't bring my roller skates. 20 00:06:01,910 --> 00:06:02,953 Hey. 21 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:04,120 Hi. 22 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,499 - Can I sit here? - Yeah. Sure, of course. 23 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:08,459 Or there. 24 00:06:14,215 --> 00:06:16,174 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm just... 25 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,345 My boss is just... 26 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:26,727 Shoot. 27 00:06:35,402 --> 00:06:37,946 Well... Good thing it wasn't glass. 28 00:06:38,863 --> 00:06:40,115 Yeah. 29 00:06:40,115 --> 00:06:42,159 I only have four hands. 30 00:06:42,159 --> 00:06:44,161 I think they're gonna come and help you. 31 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:47,872 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I just... 32 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:51,419 Do you have any Oreo cookie cake? 33 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:55,840 Harper! 34 00:06:57,841 --> 00:06:59,051 Hey! 35 00:07:07,142 --> 00:07:08,436 Hey. 36 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:10,104 - Hi. - Hi. 37 00:07:10,104 --> 00:07:11,480 Where's your man? 38 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:14,358 He wakes up super early to go running, 39 00:07:14,358 --> 00:07:16,235 so that's what I'm dealing with. 40 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,404 What? Christ, I hate him. 41 00:07:19,195 --> 00:07:21,574 - Got to exercise, you know? - Guys, over here. 42 00:07:23,325 --> 00:07:24,743 Good morning. 43 00:07:24,743 --> 00:07:26,996 - This is my dad, Dominic. - Hi. 44 00:07:27,955 --> 00:07:30,374 - Nonno, you met Portia yesterday. - Hi. 45 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:32,126 Did I? 46 00:07:33,628 --> 00:07:36,172 Yeah, I, uh, saw you fall by the pool. 47 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:39,175 They need to fill in that grouting. 48 00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:42,512 This is a five-star hotel and that's a major hazard. 49 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:45,222 Can we get some menus and coffee? 50 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:49,143 - Did you not sleep well? - I slept like crap. 51 00:07:49,893 --> 00:07:54,981 I slept fantastic and I'm completely refreshed. Uh, no jet lag at all. 52 00:07:56,984 --> 00:08:01,571 Albie told me you guys are here to learn about your Sicilian roots. 53 00:08:01,571 --> 00:08:04,115 Sounds like a fun boys trip. 54 00:08:05,033 --> 00:08:07,578 Well... Wasn't supposed to be a boys trip. 55 00:08:07,578 --> 00:08:11,206 I still don't understand why Abby isn't here. 56 00:08:11,539 --> 00:08:13,834 I definitely explained it to you. 57 00:08:13,834 --> 00:08:15,753 She's that mad that she's gonna miss 58 00:08:15,753 --> 00:08:19,422 a once-in-a-lifetime family trip to Sicily? 59 00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:22,092 She is that mad, and can we just not? 60 00:08:22,092 --> 00:08:25,220 What? She's gonna get a divorce? She can't do that. 61 00:08:25,763 --> 00:08:27,348 Yes, she can. Why can't she? 62 00:08:27,348 --> 00:08:32,019 Well, what's it been, 25 years? I mean... You can't let her do that. 63 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:34,313 It's not all up to me, Dad. 64 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:38,900 You want me to call her? I'll talk to her. I can speak to this. 65 00:08:39,568 --> 00:08:42,405 I don't want you to call her and that's not gonna help anything, so 66 00:08:42,405 --> 00:08:44,532 please can we just drop it? 67 00:08:49,786 --> 00:08:51,871 My wife passed away last year. 68 00:08:52,623 --> 00:08:55,668 - Oh, no. - Yeah, well she was very sick, so... 69 00:08:56,793 --> 00:08:59,671 We were married 53 years. The love of my life. 70 00:09:01,339 --> 00:09:04,260 Dominic's mother. An incredible woman. 71 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:09,724 And there's no way she would've missed a family trip to Sicily. 72 00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:15,186 I mean, I could've done anything. I could have burned the house down. 73 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:18,608 You know what? I think maybe I will do the buffet. 74 00:09:22,111 --> 00:09:24,071 You kidding me? This is bullshit. 75 00:09:24,571 --> 00:09:26,615 No, I filled out your fucking form. 76 00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:29,535 I talked to like three people, and after all that, 77 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,787 you send it back to fucking New York? 78 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:34,665 Cameron has a really long fuse. But then all of a sudden, 79 00:09:34,665 --> 00:09:38,002 he'll just go crazy. I mean, he will lose it. 80 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:39,962 It's kinda funny. 81 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:43,925 No. I don't want a voucher! I want my fucking clothes! 82 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,136 - Does he ever lose it on you? - No. 83 00:09:49,013 --> 00:09:50,764 We never fight. 84 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,475 - That's sweet. - Yeah. 85 00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:55,394 I don't think I've ever met a couple that doesn't fight. 86 00:09:55,977 --> 00:09:58,939 I mean, what is there to fight about anyway, right? 87 00:10:00,816 --> 00:10:01,901 Wow. 88 00:10:02,693 --> 00:10:04,111 What'd they say? 89 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:07,990 They sent my bag back home to New York. Fucking geniuses. 90 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:09,407 No. 91 00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:13,371 Okay, well, at least it's not lost. 92 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:16,164 We'll get you some new stuff. It'll be great. 93 00:10:16,164 --> 00:10:18,834 Incompetence, makes me homicidal. 94 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:22,213 I was just telling Harper how we never fight. 95 00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:25,216 Well... you're practically perfect, so... 96 00:10:26,008 --> 00:10:28,677 And when we disagree, you just give in, right? 97 00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:31,889 Yes, ma'am. Happy wife, happy life. 98 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:41,690 I'm gonna take this up back up to my room. 99 00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:43,693 Well, we're kinda done here, right? 100 00:10:43,693 --> 00:10:45,986 - Yeah, we can come with you. - Great. 101 00:10:45,986 --> 00:10:47,028 Cool. 102 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:46,338 It's our first day in Sicily. What do you wanna do? 103 00:11:48,798 --> 00:11:50,258 Whatever you want. 104 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:53,762 I think my fantasy day in Italy is... 105 00:11:55,972 --> 00:11:57,642 Well, first, 106 00:11:57,642 --> 00:12:00,185 I wanna look just like Monica Vitti. 107 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:06,316 And then this man in a very slim-fitting suit, 108 00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,779 he comes over and he lights my cigarette. 109 00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,240 And it tastes really good. 110 00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:16,868 And then takes me for a drive on his Vespa. 111 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,914 You want me to rent a Vespa? 112 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:26,628 Then at sunset, we go down very close to the sea, 113 00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:29,924 to one of those really romantic spots. 114 00:12:30,257 --> 00:12:34,719 And then we... we drink lots of aperitivos and... 115 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:39,183 and we eat big plates of pasta with giant clams. 116 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,604 We're just really chic and happy and... and we're... 117 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:53,656 - Beautiful. - All right. Sounds good to me. 118 00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:59,829 - Really? - Sure. Whatever you want. 119 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,205 It's your day to shine. 120 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:08,086 So, your employer doesn't want you around, huh? 121 00:13:08,461 --> 00:13:12,300 Listen. You can't come to Sicily and just sit in your room. 122 00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,342 It's against the law. 123 00:13:14,843 --> 00:13:18,014 I know. I agree. It sucks. 124 00:13:18,806 --> 00:13:22,226 We're walking to the Greek theater today. You should come. 125 00:13:22,642 --> 00:13:26,397 No. It's a family trip, it's your thing. 126 00:13:26,397 --> 00:13:29,608 Not at all. When there's a young, pretty lady around, 127 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,986 we'll all be better behaved, cheerier... 128 00:13:31,986 --> 00:13:34,739 Okay. Yes, no. You... you should come. 129 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:40,077 - Right? - Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 130 00:13:43,331 --> 00:13:45,206 - Say yes. - Yes. 131 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:47,752 I'll come. 132 00:13:48,669 --> 00:13:50,504 All right, well we're gonna go get him some clothes, 133 00:13:50,504 --> 00:13:52,797 but wanna meet up in like two hours? 134 00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:54,841 - Yeah, perfect. Just text us. - Bye. 135 00:13:55,176 --> 00:13:56,385 Bye. 136 00:14:03,518 --> 00:14:05,310 Hey. What's going on? 137 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:08,481 - What's with the boner? - Yeah, fair question. 138 00:14:08,856 --> 00:14:10,607 I was jerking off. 139 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:16,989 Why? 140 00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,825 I don't know, endorphins? 141 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:23,371 You know sometimes I get horny after I run. 142 00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:26,624 Well, couldn't you have just waited till I got back to the room? 143 00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:29,710 I was only gone 15 minutes. All I had was a croissant. 144 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,963 You don't like morning sex. 145 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,549 - What? I'm fine with it. - Are you? 146 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,217 You're not a morning person. 147 00:14:36,217 --> 00:14:39,970 Well, I don't wake up with a raging hard-on, that is true. 148 00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:42,973 Look, I just figured I'd take care of it myself, okay? 149 00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:46,185 - Well, did you? - No, but it's fine. 150 00:14:47,979 --> 00:14:50,356 - Do you want help? - Now? 151 00:14:51,774 --> 00:14:53,442 - Yeah. - No, it's okay. 152 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:56,152 We can do that later. It's not a big deal. 153 00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:06,705 So, Daphne and Cameron never fight! 154 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,376 - How do you know? - Because that's what they said. 155 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,879 If you never fight, then your relationship is not real. 156 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,381 It's like, yeah, we fight, we bicker, 157 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,632 but that's because we talk about everything. You know? 158 00:15:17,632 --> 00:15:20,760 We're honest. They act like they're on their honeymoon. 159 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,473 They're all over each other. But it's bogus. It's not real. 160 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:29,145 You always do this with certain people. It's like you have 161 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,438 to find them deficient in some way, compared to you. 162 00:15:32,023 --> 00:15:33,232 What? 163 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,233 It's like, I don't know, maybe it's a way of soothing yourself 164 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,612 when you feel threatened or something. 165 00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:41,532 - I'm not threatened by them. - You never do this with Carmen. 166 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,075 Carmen? Our housekeeper? 167 00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:47,454 You're always like, "Oh, my God. I love Carmen. She's so sweet." 168 00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:49,539 She is so sweet. She's a sweet old lady. 169 00:15:49,539 --> 00:15:52,959 You're not threatened by her, so you don't see any of the other stuff. 170 00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:55,670 Like, she can be just sweet Carmen, the sweet old lady. 171 00:15:58,006 --> 00:16:01,134 Everybody compares themselves to other people, Ethan. 172 00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,971 Why are you criticizing me for doing something that everyone does? 173 00:16:03,971 --> 00:16:07,682 I'm just pointing out a personality quirk. You do it to me all the time. 174 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,939 - Why are you threatened by them? - I'm not. 175 00:16:13,396 --> 00:16:15,191 Kinda seems like you are. 176 00:16:20,029 --> 00:16:21,822 But it's just like, are these the kind of people 177 00:16:21,822 --> 00:16:23,323 we'll be hanging out with now? 178 00:16:23,323 --> 00:16:26,661 People that can only talk about what five-star hotel they've stayed at? 179 00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:30,747 - Okay, so you're a snob? - What? I'm a snob? They're snobs. 180 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,418 I guess we're all snobs in different ways. 181 00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:39,464 I was just trying to say that I think we have a good relationship, 182 00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:41,008 but I won't do that again. 183 00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:42,217 I agree. 184 00:16:43,427 --> 00:16:44,970 Hey, Harper. 185 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,099 I agree, 100 percent. 186 00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:51,936 Everybody does it, Ethan. 187 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:53,604 I'm sure they're over there shitting on me right now, 188 00:16:53,604 --> 00:16:57,232 saying I'm a bitch or you could do better. Or whatever. 189 00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:05,616 Come here, beautiful! Come to Papa. 190 00:17:05,616 --> 00:17:07,242 Yes, yes, yes. 191 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,245 Bellissima! 192 00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:14,791 Bellissimo! 193 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:16,751 Do you like it? 194 00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:20,965 But I don't want to buy the dress, Mia. 195 00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:23,217 I want to buy the whole store. 196 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:26,511 And the first thing I do, you know what it'll be? 197 00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:28,556 Firing this bitch. 198 00:17:31,099 --> 00:17:33,184 Bitch, you're fired. 199 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,606 Bye, bitch! 200 00:17:39,734 --> 00:17:42,361 So, listen... how was he? 201 00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:44,947 How was he? 202 00:17:44,947 --> 00:17:46,489 He was tense. 203 00:17:46,489 --> 00:17:51,204 But he liked me. I'll be his girlfriend for the whole week. 204 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,954 - Oh! I told him about you. - No! 205 00:17:52,954 --> 00:17:55,707 Yes. And that the hotel was giving us shit. 206 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,334 He said he'd talk to them. 207 00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:59,795 They won't let me back in there anyway. 208 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,381 - After I threw that drink in his face. - Mia. 209 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:08,511 - What about my reputation? - What about your reputation? 210 00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,766 Let's go. I'll introduce you. 211 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,279 You sure you're okay to walk? Maybe we should get a taxi, Dad. 212 00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:29,325 She said it's only at the end of the... of the Corso. 213 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,285 If I'm a cripple, nobody told me. 214 00:18:36,414 --> 00:18:38,541 You guys, I gotta make a quick call, all right? 215 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,835 You want to keep walking and I'll just catch up? 216 00:18:40,835 --> 00:18:42,797 - Okay. Dad, it's this way. - Cool. 217 00:18:51,596 --> 00:18:53,516 Oh, Mr. Di Grasso. Good Morning. 218 00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:58,061 Hello. Uh, I just wanted to inform you that my good friends here, um... 219 00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,938 - Lucia. - Lucia... 220 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,942 - Mia. - And Mia, they're my good friends. 221 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,444 They are your good friends? Okay. 222 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,654 Yeah, and they're gonna be visiting me this week. 223 00:19:07,654 --> 00:19:09,866 A couple of nights maybe. Not exactly sure, 224 00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:12,409 but it seems like they're having trouble getting into the hotel. 225 00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:14,536 So if you could just make sure they get access, 226 00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:15,913 that would be wonderful. 227 00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:21,042 Yeah. I'm afraid I will need to add their names on your room, 228 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:24,129 as we only allow our guests into the hotel. 229 00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:29,969 Well, all right. Let's do that then. 230 00:19:30,927 --> 00:19:33,181 Add both their names to your room? 231 00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:34,598 Sure. 232 00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:45,233 I'm afraid there is a little issue because your room was booked 233 00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:46,860 only for two guests. 234 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:50,739 And if you are three, this is going to be an extra charge. 235 00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:54,202 - Really? - Sorry about that. 236 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:58,788 We'd also have to charge for setting up the extra bed. 237 00:19:58,788 --> 00:20:01,000 No, we don't need an extra bed. 238 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,044 Are you going to sleep all in the same bed? 239 00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:09,383 No, no. They'll be coming and going. You see, they're locals. 240 00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:11,177 They're my local friends. 241 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,013 They come and go. I see. 242 00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:20,477 Okay, how about this? Why don't you put Lucia on my room 243 00:20:20,811 --> 00:20:24,023 and add Mia to my father's room? 244 00:20:25,106 --> 00:20:26,900 So, she will be sleeping with your father. 245 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:30,111 No. She's not staying anywhere. 246 00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:32,782 She's not staying anywhere. They're just gonna be visiting me 247 00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:35,825 and I'm hoping you're gonna let them in. 248 00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:38,745 - It's not that complicated, is it? - It's not. 249 00:20:38,745 --> 00:20:40,538 - No. - Okay. 250 00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:44,459 - Yes, I will add their names. - So, we're good? 251 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,294 - Yes. - Thank you. 252 00:20:46,294 --> 00:20:49,089 - We welcome them. - Thank you. 253 00:20:49,089 --> 00:20:51,008 - Welcome. - Thank you. 254 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,801 Thank you. 255 00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:58,850 Okay. Listen, please don't make me regret this, okay? 256 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,642 No. Yes. 257 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:04,521 You charge some food, charge a little vino, but don't go crazy. 258 00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:07,357 No, no, no. We will... don't go crazy. 259 00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:10,986 The other thing is, I'm here with my father and my son, 260 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:13,405 so I can't really be seen with you. You understand that? 261 00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:16,783 - Yes, I understand. - I'll see you tonight. 262 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,453 - Bye. - Bye. 263 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,626 So, can we get the keys to our rooms? 264 00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:29,672 Yes but calm down, this is a five star hotel. 265 00:21:29,672 --> 00:21:30,965 Have a bit of... 266 00:21:32,717 --> 00:21:35,178 So, you're a business woman right? 267 00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,430 This is why they created hotels 268 00:21:39,015 --> 00:21:42,267 to take money off the backs of girls like us. 269 00:21:43,393 --> 00:21:44,979 Don't be naive. 270 00:21:55,156 --> 00:21:57,033 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 271 00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,844 - Venice is unbelievable. - We love Venice. 272 00:22:16,844 --> 00:22:20,096 And the hotels! Cam really likes the Cipriani... 273 00:22:20,096 --> 00:22:21,307 I love it. 274 00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,016 ...because of the boat ride through the lagoon into town. 275 00:22:23,016 --> 00:22:25,060 So cool. And that's living, honey. That is living. 276 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,938 It is, yes. But you have to go 277 00:22:27,938 --> 00:22:31,358 and you have to stay at the Aman, trust me. 278 00:22:31,358 --> 00:22:34,152 I cried when I saw the view from our room. 279 00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:38,491 And a Princess lives there. It's somebody's house! 280 00:22:39,115 --> 00:22:42,620 It's wild, though. These European aristocrats, they have no money. 281 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:43,996 - Yeah. - Like, I shit you not. 282 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,957 They have all these palazzos and they got no cash. 283 00:22:46,957 --> 00:22:50,503 - Yeah. And they're so rude. - Oh, my God, are they rude. 284 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:51,712 Yeah. 285 00:22:51,712 --> 00:22:54,005 We could buy their palazzos, and they treat us like we're... 286 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:56,299 Like bugs. Like disgusting bugs. 287 00:22:57,634 --> 00:22:59,554 - That's funny. - Yeah. 288 00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:04,891 Okay, so... you didn't go to Venice on your honeymoon? 289 00:23:04,891 --> 00:23:08,061 - Where did you go? - We went to Puerto Rico. 290 00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:11,648 Harper has, like, half her family out there, so... 291 00:23:11,648 --> 00:23:13,943 That's right. Yeah, of course. I remember you're half Puerto Rican. 292 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:15,360 Yes. 293 00:23:15,987 --> 00:23:18,196 - How is Puerto Rico? - It's awesome. 294 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,658 - It's beautiful. - Yeah? That's cool. 295 00:23:22,075 --> 00:23:24,703 We should... we should go. I mean, we should totally go. 296 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:27,664 It's never really been on our radar, but we should check it out. 297 00:23:27,664 --> 00:23:28,707 You should. 298 00:23:30,293 --> 00:23:33,628 And it's, um, it's a part of America, but it's not a state. 299 00:23:33,628 --> 00:23:35,463 - Right. - 'Cause it's, um... 300 00:23:36,464 --> 00:23:39,177 - It's a territory. - Yes, exactly. It's a territory. 301 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:42,346 You should go. If you ever wanna go, 302 00:23:42,346 --> 00:23:44,640 you could stay with my family in San Juan. 303 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,602 - Yeah, we would love that. - That's so nice. 304 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,657 - Mia, you look so good! - So do you! 305 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:06,703 - Did we spend too much? - No. This guy's rich. 306 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:11,124 Wait. Wait. I need a signature! 307 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,670 Room 148. Lucia Greco. 308 00:24:21,135 --> 00:24:22,470 We said no. 309 00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:25,097 Why did you rent her a Vespa? 310 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,599 - Did she sign the liability waiver? - I'm gonna get sick. 311 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:29,935 You know what? You need to be in the photo. 312 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:31,770 - No, I don't. I don't need to. - You do. Uh, get in the photo. 313 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,898 You're doing it. You're never in a cute little suit like that, 314 00:24:33,898 --> 00:24:35,899 you're always in your underwear. 315 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:38,402 - Hey. - Hello. 316 00:24:39,445 --> 00:24:42,405 Yeah, could you take a photo of us on the Vespa? 317 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:44,116 For sure. 318 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,326 You look so pink. 319 00:24:46,326 --> 00:24:50,497 Guess who I am? Watch, watch. 320 00:24:52,832 --> 00:24:55,336 - Peppa Pig. - I'm Monica Vitti. 321 00:24:55,795 --> 00:24:58,422 Monica Vitti's dead, but, yes. 322 00:25:03,886 --> 00:25:05,805 Oh, wait. Wait. One more with my mouth shut. 323 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,807 Very sexy. Brava. 324 00:25:09,516 --> 00:25:11,185 Brava, Monica. 325 00:25:11,185 --> 00:25:13,062 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 326 00:25:16,899 --> 00:25:19,318 Are you sure you don't need a car? 327 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:21,778 No, this is the Italian dream. 328 00:25:21,778 --> 00:25:25,825 Yes, but, uh, the road can be really tricky. 329 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,410 Yeah, but we... 330 00:25:27,410 --> 00:25:29,369 And you know, Sicilian drivers... 331 00:25:29,369 --> 00:25:34,959 - Is this the normal size of a Vespa? - Yes, Vespa, normal size, yes. 332 00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:40,297 All right. 333 00:26:03,070 --> 00:26:05,489 Oh, shit. Jet skis? 334 00:26:06,323 --> 00:26:08,826 Oh, that's awesome. We gotta do that, huh? 335 00:26:08,826 --> 00:26:10,535 Daph, come on, take 'em down the coast? 336 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:11,828 No, thanks. 337 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,418 E-man, what about you? You'd be up for that? 338 00:26:17,418 --> 00:26:19,085 I don't know, maybe. 339 00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:23,466 Yeah, I guess. You gotta have motor skills for something like that. 340 00:26:23,466 --> 00:26:25,425 What's that supposed to mean? 341 00:26:25,425 --> 00:26:27,386 I'm kidding, man, I'm kidding. 342 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,681 So... little elephant in the room... 343 00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:34,685 - How do you guys like being rich? - Cameron. God. 344 00:26:35,018 --> 00:26:37,938 What? Come on. Major windfall, right? 345 00:26:38,773 --> 00:26:41,442 I mean, nothing much has changed, to be honest. 346 00:26:41,442 --> 00:26:43,401 Nice to be able to help people, I guess. 347 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:44,570 Yeah. 348 00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:47,907 And helping Harper's parents, my sister. 349 00:26:47,907 --> 00:26:50,826 Yeah, we're not very materialistic, so it's... 350 00:26:51,159 --> 00:26:52,285 Oh, yeah? 351 00:26:52,285 --> 00:26:55,248 Harper is thinking of starting a little foundation, actually. 352 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:56,414 Nice. 353 00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:58,500 Yeah, I'm working with the Hispanic Federation. 354 00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,627 Great. 355 00:26:59,627 --> 00:27:01,586 Yeah, we're involved in a lot of charities right now. 356 00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:05,840 You know, sometimes if I've had too much to drink, 357 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:09,219 I wake up the next day and I realize I've spent a lot of money. 358 00:27:09,219 --> 00:27:11,180 - Yeah. - Like, a lot of money. 359 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,514 Like, all the money. 360 00:27:12,514 --> 00:27:14,432 Like, if I have had wine and I'm scrolling 361 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:18,688 and I see anything with, like neglected children or babies 362 00:27:18,688 --> 00:27:22,149 or abused animals, it's like I can't. 363 00:27:23,192 --> 00:27:25,278 I mean, people are just so fucked up. 364 00:27:25,278 --> 00:27:26,571 Yeah. 365 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,866 Yeah, we're not just materialistic pigs. 366 00:27:30,908 --> 00:27:32,577 Despite what you might think. 367 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:36,246 I don't... I don't think that. 368 00:27:37,748 --> 00:27:39,041 No, I... 369 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:41,961 I don't think that. 370 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,421 I'm gonna go for a swim. 371 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,007 Have fun! 372 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,135 Something I said? 373 00:27:56,099 --> 00:27:57,518 I'm gonna go for a swim also. 374 00:28:20,123 --> 00:28:21,500 Oh, my God. 375 00:28:22,627 --> 00:28:25,671 What a view! I think I'll sit down. 376 00:28:29,592 --> 00:28:31,677 You okay, Bert? Want some of my water? 377 00:28:33,136 --> 00:28:35,348 It was a long walk, Dad. You did great. 378 00:28:36,973 --> 00:28:39,227 That is lava, it's erupting. 379 00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:41,062 Thank you, Cara. 380 00:28:42,104 --> 00:28:44,982 Portia, Nonno. Her name's Portia. 381 00:28:44,982 --> 00:28:46,900 Cara's my granddaughter. 382 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:48,945 Who should be here. 383 00:28:49,654 --> 00:28:51,112 Why isn't she here? 384 00:28:51,571 --> 00:28:53,740 Dad, how many times do we have to go over this? 385 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,410 Well, she's my granddaughter and I wanted her here. 386 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,787 It hurts my feelings. 387 00:28:57,787 --> 00:29:00,122 Well, you can tell her your feelings next time you see her. 388 00:29:00,789 --> 00:29:04,376 What did you do anyway? What is so bad that you did? 389 00:29:04,794 --> 00:29:06,837 - Fuck. - Nonno... Come on. 390 00:29:06,837 --> 00:29:08,214 Fine. 391 00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,387 We're in Sicily. Isn't this incredible? 392 00:29:18,723 --> 00:29:20,142 It's so old. 393 00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:24,397 It is pretty crazy to wrap your head around. 394 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,360 Hades raped Persephone right here in Sicily. 395 00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:34,031 She was picking flowers and he burst through the earth... 396 00:29:34,031 --> 00:29:36,075 - And he raped her and... - Okay, Nonno. 397 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,326 Well, that's what happened. He raped her. 398 00:29:38,326 --> 00:29:41,831 Then, he dragged her down to the Underworld. 399 00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:45,001 Hmm. I didn't know that. 400 00:29:45,375 --> 00:29:48,753 Demeter forgave Hades, and he raped her daughter! 401 00:29:50,297 --> 00:29:53,425 I mean, whatever you've done can't be as bad as that. 402 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:55,678 As Hades. 403 00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:58,054 And the raping. 404 00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:40,139 Had to do it. Sorry. 405 00:30:40,847 --> 00:30:42,558 I thought you were a shark. 406 00:30:45,852 --> 00:30:48,064 Hey, sorry about before, you know? 407 00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:50,523 I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable, I just... 408 00:30:51,775 --> 00:30:54,529 I feel like I keep saying the wrong thing, you know? 409 00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:56,238 I feel like you don't like me. 410 00:30:56,614 --> 00:30:58,699 I like you. What? 411 00:30:58,699 --> 00:31:01,159 It's just important, I want you to like us. 412 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,497 I want you to like me. 413 00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:06,749 I like you both. 414 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,542 Yeah. Definitely. 415 00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:11,586 Good. 416 00:31:13,755 --> 00:31:15,633 All right, I'll leave you to it. 417 00:31:36,821 --> 00:31:38,405 - Tanya. - Oh, my God. 418 00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:41,908 Release your grip a little bit. 419 00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,744 Tanya... I can't breathe. 420 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,137 Lucia. You look very rich. 421 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:04,306 - Thank you, my love. - And sexy. 422 00:32:04,306 --> 00:32:05,348 You too. 423 00:32:11,689 --> 00:32:13,148 What, Mia? 424 00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:17,360 There goes your boyfriend. 425 00:32:21,531 --> 00:32:22,950 How dare you! 426 00:32:24,659 --> 00:32:25,995 Stop it. Stop it. 427 00:32:26,621 --> 00:32:29,999 - I think I'm a little drunk. - So am I. 428 00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:35,086 Tanya, what are you doing? 429 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,464 I got a bug. 430 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,632 Careful. 431 00:32:42,302 --> 00:32:43,554 I can't get it out. 432 00:32:46,641 --> 00:32:48,726 You're gonna make us crash. Be careful. 433 00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:51,020 Tanya! 434 00:32:52,229 --> 00:32:53,898 Tanya! Come on. 435 00:33:14,502 --> 00:33:15,919 - Mia! - Yeah? 436 00:33:15,919 --> 00:33:18,422 We have to do a three way tonight. 437 00:33:19,173 --> 00:33:20,966 Because now you owe him. 438 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:23,218 Lucia, I'd do it too. The problem is... 439 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:25,053 - What? - You're there. 440 00:33:26,429 --> 00:33:27,639 Idiot. 441 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:35,314 Come on, hurry up! We have to hurry, let's do it ok? 442 00:33:35,898 --> 00:33:37,607 - Let's do it. - Okay. 443 00:33:39,693 --> 00:33:42,363 Let's hide our stuff or it will get stolen. 444 00:33:42,363 --> 00:33:43,822 Who's gonna steal it? 445 00:33:45,407 --> 00:33:48,911 I like my clothes too much. They're my new clothes, Mia. 446 00:33:48,911 --> 00:33:50,705 Look how beautiful they are. 447 00:33:52,706 --> 00:33:56,168 - Room number? - 148. 448 00:33:56,544 --> 00:33:57,753 Thank you. 449 00:34:11,309 --> 00:34:12,393 I'll be right back. 450 00:34:18,649 --> 00:34:19,901 Hello. 451 00:34:22,236 --> 00:34:23,279 Hello. 452 00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:26,782 I'm not mad at you, so don't be mad at me. Okay? 453 00:34:28,034 --> 00:34:31,913 And for the record, I'm not a prostitute. 454 00:34:33,497 --> 00:34:35,374 I'm a singer. 455 00:34:36,959 --> 00:34:38,753 You don't believe me? 456 00:34:38,753 --> 00:34:40,796 Come on, let me play. 457 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:43,256 Come on, just one song. 458 00:34:43,256 --> 00:34:46,927 - I don't think so. - Come on, nobody's here. One song! 459 00:34:46,927 --> 00:34:48,970 You'll like it. I promise you. 460 00:34:51,974 --> 00:34:53,643 Oh, come on, one song. 461 00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:25,799 The moon belongs to everyone 462 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:35,392 The best things in life are free 463 00:35:38,728 --> 00:35:44,401 The stars belong to everyone 464 00:35:45,485 --> 00:35:50,449 They gleam there for you and for me 465 00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:56,539 The flowers in Spring 466 00:35:57,998 --> 00:36:00,584 The robins that sing 467 00:36:02,002 --> 00:36:05,088 The sunbeams that shine 468 00:36:05,088 --> 00:36:09,677 They're yours, they're mine 469 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:18,810 And love can come to everyone 470 00:36:20,605 --> 00:36:25,483 The best things in life are free 471 00:36:27,110 --> 00:36:33,325 The best things in life are free 472 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:41,124 The best things in life 473 00:36:44,252 --> 00:36:50,176 Are free 474 00:36:56,223 --> 00:36:58,350 Good job! Good job, Mia! 475 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,019 Beautiful! 476 00:37:07,944 --> 00:37:09,736 You were so good! 477 00:37:13,658 --> 00:37:15,952 Let's celebrate. Two more thanks. 478 00:37:17,411 --> 00:37:18,620 Do you? 479 00:37:19,455 --> 00:37:21,082 - Yeah, I've wanted to. - Yeah? 480 00:37:21,082 --> 00:37:22,791 The restaurant is... here. 481 00:37:23,959 --> 00:37:25,294 Right here. 482 00:37:26,586 --> 00:37:27,587 Hello. 483 00:37:40,852 --> 00:37:42,520 - I'll get that for you. - Thanks. 484 00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:59,704 - Oh, my God. - What? 485 00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:04,541 Do you wanna leave? 486 00:38:08,462 --> 00:38:11,090 Oh, there we go. Let me do it. There it is. 487 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:12,507 Okay, thank you. 488 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,890 - I have to eat. Like I... - Yeah. 489 00:38:18,890 --> 00:38:20,140 I don't know what she... 490 00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:22,059 Okay. But we can just ignore it. 491 00:38:22,726 --> 00:38:23,810 Okay. Cool. 492 00:38:24,477 --> 00:38:26,563 Maybe we could just get a glass of wine, just... 493 00:38:26,563 --> 00:38:27,981 - Yeah, let's get a drink. - Yeah. 494 00:38:36,199 --> 00:38:38,159 Why isn't she responding to me? It's not like my mom. 495 00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:41,536 Come on, babe. They're fine, all right? Relax. 496 00:38:41,996 --> 00:38:44,457 Put your phone down. Drink your wine. 497 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:46,791 You're right. Okay. They're fine. 498 00:38:48,753 --> 00:38:51,588 How about you guys? Do you wanna have kids? 499 00:38:55,343 --> 00:38:56,676 - Yeah. - Yeah. 500 00:38:57,011 --> 00:39:00,847 - Yeah. We weren't sure for a while. - We've debated it a lot. 501 00:39:00,847 --> 00:39:04,810 Yeah, you know, just bringing a kid into the world right now, 502 00:39:05,269 --> 00:39:06,854 everything going on... 503 00:39:10,066 --> 00:39:11,358 Never mind. 504 00:39:13,194 --> 00:39:16,322 But we decided that we want to, so we've been trying. 505 00:39:16,322 --> 00:39:18,114 - Oh, cool. - Not that hard. 506 00:39:18,866 --> 00:39:22,869 - How long have you been trying? - I don't know. Not that long. 507 00:39:22,869 --> 00:39:24,747 Problem is I'm more of a morning sex guy 508 00:39:24,747 --> 00:39:26,915 and Harper is not a morning person. 509 00:39:26,915 --> 00:39:31,044 She's a night person, but by then with work and stuff, I'm always fried. 510 00:39:31,711 --> 00:39:33,338 - Yeah, makes sense. - Yeah. 511 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,092 What? Is that not right? 512 00:39:36,092 --> 00:39:39,010 So what you're saying is, you don't have sex. 513 00:39:39,804 --> 00:39:42,514 We're good. We have sex. 514 00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:44,808 Yeah, the sex is amazing. 515 00:39:46,142 --> 00:39:48,688 Just not gotten pregnant yet, though. 516 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:53,317 I think it's hard to sync up sometimes, you know? 517 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,320 Especially with kids. I mean, it just gets worse. 518 00:39:57,864 --> 00:40:01,033 I love my kids but it's, you know, it's very stressful for me. 519 00:40:01,033 --> 00:40:03,786 - Not for him, but for me. - What? You kidding me? 520 00:40:03,786 --> 00:40:05,662 The last one almost killed me. 521 00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,539 Cameron, it didn't almost kill you, it almost killed me. 522 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:11,085 - Well, it was a fucking nightmare. - Yeah, it was. 523 00:40:11,627 --> 00:40:14,714 I had to have an emergency cesarean. They induced me 524 00:40:15,173 --> 00:40:18,550 and then suddenly they couldn't find the baby's heartbeat. So... 525 00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:20,719 I walk into the room and then... 526 00:40:21,595 --> 00:40:23,556 Daphne's guts are all over the table. 527 00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:26,975 And... and they're looking for the baby like Daphne looks 528 00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:29,936 for something in her fucking purse and... 529 00:40:34,858 --> 00:40:36,068 Her face... 530 00:40:37,944 --> 00:40:39,739 The look on her face. 531 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,409 It's in those moments you realize 532 00:40:43,409 --> 00:40:45,828 just how much you love somebody, you know? 533 00:40:47,955 --> 00:40:50,498 I love you. Sweet baby. 534 00:40:57,714 --> 00:40:59,967 - Anyway. - Yeah, anyway. 535 00:41:00,383 --> 00:41:02,720 - Change the subject. - Everything turned out great. 536 00:41:07,057 --> 00:41:09,226 Your mistake was being sloppy. 537 00:41:10,978 --> 00:41:12,980 What are we talking about? 538 00:41:13,313 --> 00:41:15,398 That's what's unforgivable. 539 00:41:16,067 --> 00:41:18,277 A man does what he has to do. 540 00:41:19,569 --> 00:41:21,238 But you keep it tight. 541 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:25,535 If you're sloppy, it's like you're rubbing her face in it. 542 00:41:26,451 --> 00:41:28,663 - Bad form. - Thanks for the tip. 543 00:41:30,665 --> 00:41:34,460 I don't think you were as discreet as you think you were. 544 00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:38,673 - Regarding your own affairs. - Affairs. They weren't affairs. 545 00:41:38,673 --> 00:41:41,801 They were nothing. They were peccadilloes. 546 00:41:42,218 --> 00:41:43,510 Peccadilloes? 547 00:41:47,056 --> 00:41:48,348 Fix it. 548 00:41:49,684 --> 00:41:52,186 - I don't know if I can. - Of course you can. 549 00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:56,274 Just get your act together. 550 00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:14,749 My dad has cheated on my mom a lot. 551 00:42:15,917 --> 00:42:18,170 And he just got caught again. 552 00:42:18,754 --> 00:42:20,589 - Yikes for him. - Yeah. 553 00:42:20,589 --> 00:42:23,843 But that's why my mom and sister aren't here. 554 00:42:24,468 --> 00:42:26,012 They're really pissed. 555 00:42:26,928 --> 00:42:28,222 Are you pissed? 556 00:42:30,808 --> 00:42:32,268 Yeah. 557 00:42:32,935 --> 00:42:35,604 But I'm the peacemaker, so... 558 00:42:35,604 --> 00:42:39,900 So you're like the nice one in the family. 559 00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:42,236 That's sweet. 560 00:42:43,570 --> 00:42:47,325 Are you like that in relationships and stuff? 561 00:42:47,325 --> 00:42:51,704 - Like, are you the nice guy? - Yeah. I try to be. 562 00:42:53,830 --> 00:42:57,210 Girls always complain that guys aren't nice, but then 563 00:42:57,210 --> 00:43:00,712 if they find a nice guy, they're not always interested. 564 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:06,719 But I just don't want to be like my dad. You know? 565 00:43:08,094 --> 00:43:11,474 I refuse to have a bad relationship with women. 566 00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:14,060 Yeah. 567 00:43:17,312 --> 00:43:19,649 I just wanna have fun. 568 00:43:21,734 --> 00:43:25,488 Like, I just wanna... I don't know, feel... like, 569 00:43:26,321 --> 00:43:32,286 fulfilled and have an adventure and, like, I'm sick of fucking TikTok 570 00:43:32,787 --> 00:43:37,332 and Bumble, and just screens and apps 571 00:43:37,332 --> 00:43:42,545 and sitting there binging Netflix. And I just wanna, like, live. 572 00:43:42,545 --> 00:43:45,258 I just wanna live my life, so badly. I like I just wanna meet someone 573 00:43:45,258 --> 00:43:50,638 who's like totally ignorant of... the discourse, you know? 574 00:43:51,304 --> 00:43:55,559 Right. Like... like someone who lives in a cave. Like a caveman. 575 00:43:56,059 --> 00:43:59,187 Yeah, uh, yeah, I would date a caveman at this point. Yeah. 576 00:43:59,187 --> 00:44:02,567 I mean... I think you could aim higher. Honestly, 577 00:44:02,567 --> 00:44:05,027 I think you can do better than a caveman. 578 00:44:05,736 --> 00:44:09,907 I think I just need to... I don't know, like up my meds or something. 579 00:44:11,741 --> 00:44:16,122 Anyways, um, what about you? What kind of... girl or person 580 00:44:16,122 --> 00:44:19,584 do you want to, you know, be in a relationship with 581 00:44:19,584 --> 00:44:21,210 or see yourself with? 582 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:27,716 I seem to be attracted to pretty... 583 00:44:30,427 --> 00:44:31,928 wounded birds. 584 00:44:43,356 --> 00:44:46,484 Got my pasta vongole with giant clams. 585 00:44:48,069 --> 00:44:50,865 And then a Vespa ride with you. 586 00:44:52,074 --> 00:44:54,451 You're wearing the shirt that I gave you. 587 00:44:55,703 --> 00:44:57,954 You made my Italian dream come true. 588 00:44:58,831 --> 00:45:00,665 Thank you very much. 589 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:02,919 I feel like Monica Vitti. I really do. 590 00:45:03,628 --> 00:45:05,546 I wanted you to have a perfect day. 591 00:45:07,256 --> 00:45:10,091 - Before I told you the news. - What news? 592 00:45:11,635 --> 00:45:14,055 I have to fly to Denver tomorrow. 593 00:45:17,307 --> 00:45:18,850 What? 594 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:21,478 It's just for like two, three days. 595 00:45:22,271 --> 00:45:24,273 We're only here for a week. Why? 596 00:45:24,273 --> 00:45:25,732 They're trying to slash our budget. 597 00:45:25,732 --> 00:45:29,402 I have to go out there and have a showdown with these fuckers. 598 00:45:29,402 --> 00:45:32,198 - And it's just bad timing. - Yeah. But, I mean... 599 00:45:32,198 --> 00:45:35,492 Couldn't someone else do it? You're on vacation. 600 00:45:35,868 --> 00:45:40,081 You insisted that we come to Sicily and have this romantic week. 601 00:45:40,915 --> 00:45:44,794 And then you freaked out when I showed up with Portia. 602 00:45:45,169 --> 00:45:49,714 But thank God she's here because otherwise I'd be entirely alone. 603 00:45:50,131 --> 00:45:52,510 Tanya, I didn't want this. 604 00:45:52,927 --> 00:45:57,055 Well, can't you just quit the Bureau of Land Management bullshit, 605 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,431 whatever it is? 606 00:45:58,431 --> 00:46:02,395 I can't quit. I can't afford to quit. You made me sign a prenup. 607 00:46:02,395 --> 00:46:03,728 What if we don't work out, 608 00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:05,855 what am I supposed to do without a job? 609 00:46:06,314 --> 00:46:08,984 - We're gonna work out, Greg. - How do I know? 610 00:46:09,401 --> 00:46:12,571 You change your mind about everything constantly. 611 00:46:12,571 --> 00:46:17,325 You... you drop your friends. You fire people on a dime. 612 00:46:17,325 --> 00:46:18,619 I mean, you've been through... 613 00:46:18,619 --> 00:46:20,705 How many fucking assistants have you been through? 614 00:46:20,705 --> 00:46:22,414 You just discard people. 615 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:27,044 - You hate me, don't you? - Shut up. I do not. 616 00:46:27,044 --> 00:46:28,379 - No, you do. - No, I don't. 617 00:46:28,379 --> 00:46:32,924 No, I think you do. You know what? I'm paying attention. 618 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,635 - Stop. - I am paying attention. 619 00:46:34,635 --> 00:46:37,221 - I can tell you don't like me. - It's two days. 620 00:46:37,221 --> 00:46:40,223 Let's not just go into one of these big dramas again, okay? 621 00:46:40,223 --> 00:46:42,018 Fuck it, you're not coming back in two days. You know what? 622 00:46:42,018 --> 00:46:45,271 You're a full of shit man. You're very insincere. 623 00:46:45,271 --> 00:46:48,941 And I can just tell. You know what? You never look me in the eye, ever. 624 00:46:48,941 --> 00:46:51,861 Guess what? I'm telling you in your eye, 625 00:46:52,319 --> 00:46:53,778 you're a piece of shit. 626 00:46:56,907 --> 00:46:58,242 I hate you. 627 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,286 Come on, Tanya. 628 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:02,330 Tanya! 629 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,962 It's always something with them. 630 00:47:39,367 --> 00:47:41,410 This is my room. 631 00:47:44,913 --> 00:47:48,834 Listen, please don't repeat any of the shit that I told you 632 00:47:48,834 --> 00:47:50,878 about my boss and her husband and stuff, 633 00:47:50,878 --> 00:47:54,881 because I actually did sign an NDA and I'm kinda paranoid about it. 634 00:47:54,881 --> 00:47:57,467 Yeah, I'm gonna tell everyone I know. No, I'm just kidding. 635 00:47:57,884 --> 00:48:00,053 Yeah, of course, I would never do that. 636 00:48:00,053 --> 00:48:03,515 Yeah, it'd be ridiculous if she actually sued me, 637 00:48:03,515 --> 00:48:07,562 'cause all I have is my laptop and she has half a billion dollars. 638 00:48:07,562 --> 00:48:11,065 Her dad was this big, like, shipping magnate guy 639 00:48:11,065 --> 00:48:13,192 and owned like half of San Francisco. 640 00:48:13,192 --> 00:48:16,863 And I don't think he molested her, but he was definitely very pervy 641 00:48:16,863 --> 00:48:19,781 and inappropriate and then... It was kind of sad. 642 00:48:19,781 --> 00:48:22,492 He actually ended up committing suicide and... 643 00:48:22,492 --> 00:48:25,746 and I'm not supposed to be telling you that either. 644 00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:30,459 Can I kiss you? 645 00:48:34,672 --> 00:48:35,715 Sure. 646 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:37,632 - Yeah. - Yeah, okay. 647 00:48:47,602 --> 00:48:50,730 I guess... let's hang out tomorrow. 648 00:48:52,731 --> 00:48:53,983 Okay. 649 00:48:56,068 --> 00:48:58,196 Good night. Yeah. I had fun. 650 00:48:58,778 --> 00:49:00,530 Fun. Great. 651 00:49:01,448 --> 00:49:02,657 Okay. 652 00:49:04,534 --> 00:49:06,828 - Good night. - Good night. 653 00:49:19,967 --> 00:49:21,135 I'm sorry. 654 00:49:22,761 --> 00:49:25,223 - For what? - For being a shrew. 655 00:49:26,932 --> 00:49:29,519 I feel like I'm ruining this trip for everybody. 656 00:49:29,519 --> 00:49:30,685 No, you're not. 657 00:49:31,062 --> 00:49:34,148 I don't know what my problem is. I just feel like... 658 00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:37,567 I feel like we're LARPing as rich people. 659 00:49:37,567 --> 00:49:39,946 We're not LARPing. How are we LARPing? 660 00:49:39,946 --> 00:49:43,240 And I don't know, I guess I just don't want him rubbing off on you. 661 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,325 You know, and I don't like the way he alpha dogs you. 662 00:49:45,325 --> 00:49:49,121 He doesn't alpha dog me. He kind of used to it, I guess, 663 00:49:49,121 --> 00:49:51,374 but it's different now. 664 00:49:54,001 --> 00:49:56,504 Oh, my God, is that why we're here? 665 00:49:56,504 --> 00:49:58,922 So you can rub your success in his face? 666 00:49:58,922 --> 00:50:00,550 No. 667 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:02,760 So you can finally win the arm wrestling contest. 668 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,847 - No. There is no contest. - Well, whatever. 669 00:50:07,222 --> 00:50:11,977 From now on, I am going to be... so fun. Okay? I promise. 670 00:50:13,062 --> 00:50:14,355 Okay. 671 00:50:14,938 --> 00:50:16,357 I love you. 672 00:50:17,566 --> 00:50:19,067 I love you. 673 00:50:19,402 --> 00:50:23,947 Do you wanna suck on my tits or jerk off on my face or something? 674 00:50:23,947 --> 00:50:25,532 Fuck around? 675 00:50:25,991 --> 00:50:27,409 I'm kinda beat. 676 00:50:31,580 --> 00:50:33,040 Yeah, okay. 677 00:50:44,259 --> 00:50:45,595 She sucks. 678 00:50:47,387 --> 00:50:50,015 - Why would he marry her? - She's pretty. 679 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,059 Yeah, I guess. But she's such a pill. 680 00:50:55,313 --> 00:50:58,857 You know, I think some women cut off their husband's balls 681 00:50:58,857 --> 00:51:01,902 and then they wonder why they're not attracted to them anymore. 682 00:51:01,902 --> 00:51:03,196 Yeah. 683 00:51:03,570 --> 00:51:06,240 - Don't you cut my balls off, baby. - I won't. 684 00:51:09,368 --> 00:51:10,744 That's all I got, sugarplum. 685 00:51:11,786 --> 00:51:13,872 - But you know what? - What? 686 00:51:13,872 --> 00:51:15,833 If I wanted to... 687 00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:17,293 I could. 688 00:51:50,117 --> 00:51:51,952 Good evening. 689 00:51:51,952 --> 00:51:53,412 Hello. 690 00:51:53,412 --> 00:51:54,956 We had a great day. 691 00:51:54,956 --> 00:51:57,165 We drank by the pool, we had dinner, 692 00:51:57,165 --> 00:51:59,834 and I just wanted to thank you. 693 00:52:00,335 --> 00:52:01,878 You're very welcome. 694 00:52:02,837 --> 00:52:04,506 But listen... 695 00:52:04,923 --> 00:52:08,928 I'm having like a guilty conscience kind of feeling. 696 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:13,683 I'm just not feeling great about this. You're lovely. 697 00:52:14,684 --> 00:52:17,812 - You don't want me to come in? - Oh, I really do. You have no idea. 698 00:52:18,271 --> 00:52:21,648 I have a problem with sexual addiction and compulsion. 699 00:52:22,024 --> 00:52:23,900 It's a... it's a real issue. And... 700 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:27,613 I really need to get a handle on it quickly, 701 00:52:28,029 --> 00:52:30,574 if I'm gonna turn my situation around. 702 00:52:33,536 --> 00:52:37,164 - You understand? - I have my friend here. 703 00:52:37,164 --> 00:52:39,292 And she wants to thank you too. 704 00:52:41,084 --> 00:52:42,460 - Hello. - Hi. 705 00:52:42,837 --> 00:52:45,882 - Thank you for my bikini. - You're welcome. 706 00:52:46,756 --> 00:52:48,968 Sure you don't want us to come in? 707 00:52:50,761 --> 00:52:53,430 Jeez. You're making this very hard. 708 00:52:53,848 --> 00:52:55,140 Please. 709 00:52:55,515 --> 00:52:56,683 Lord. 710 00:52:57,142 --> 00:53:00,605 If I get struck by lightning... 711 00:53:05,735 --> 00:53:08,153 Michele, forget it. 712 00:53:08,570 --> 00:53:10,822 In Sicily, females are like sawed-off shotguns. 713 00:53:14,451 --> 00:53:16,204 Do you like vodka? 714 00:53:16,204 --> 00:53:17,579 Oh, I'd love that. 715 00:54:32,612 --> 00:54:33,739 Greg? 716 00:54:36,409 --> 00:54:37,618 Greg? 717 00:55:02,602 --> 00:55:04,477 Yeah, she's clueless as usual. 718 00:55:06,521 --> 00:55:09,817 I'll be home in a while, give you a call when I get in. 719 00:55:09,817 --> 00:55:12,110 All right, yeah, I love you too. 720 00:55:13,194 --> 00:55:15,114 And I look forward to it. 721 00:55:24,874 --> 00:55:26,918 THE WHITE LOTUS 722 00:55:27,668 --> 00:55:30,713 END OF EPISODE 2 SEASON II