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♪ Keep the doorway open wide ♪
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♪ Until we come slowly strollin'
Side by side ♪
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♪ Until we come slowly strollin'
Side by side ♪
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♪ Till I'm strollin' through that doorway
With my bride ♪
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[music ends]
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[guests exclaiming]
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Can we have the bar mitzvah boy
join us by the stage?
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[guests murmuring]
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- Where the hell is he?
-[whispers] I don't know.
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[toilet flushes]
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[girl] Marty. Marty, it's me.
I know you're in here.
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Please come out.
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[young Marty] No. My tummy hurts.
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Well, wrap up whatever you're doing,
and let's go back in.
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- You missed the hora.
- I don't care.
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There's too many people.
They're all looking at me.
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[sighs]
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Have you seen the pile of presents?
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You could start a fountain pen store
if you just get through the next hour.
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How about we light the candles,
have a little cake,
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do a dance with Grandma Flo,
and get out of here?
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I'll be with you the whole time.
I promise.
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Fantastic. Would you get over here?
Come on.
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[guests chattering, laughing]
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All right. Everybody, smile.
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[clicks]
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[Marty] Joel, the bubble gum.
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Did you have that before,
or did you find it underneath the seat?
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- Come on, Joel.
- Hi, Mommy.
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-[both children] Hi, Mom.
- Hi, guys.
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- How was the movie?
-[girl] Good.
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The man dressed up as a woman
and then another man kissed him.
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- Oh, excellent.
-[Joel] It was fun.
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- It's a lot of fun, yeah.
-[Joel] Yeah.
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How was your afternoon?
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I drove into Midtown,
I got a parking ticket,
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I argued with the traffic cop
for 20 minutes. It was heaven.
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An uninterrupted conversation
with an adult.
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So that was fantastic.
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Oh, okay. Look, I gotta go.
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Oh. Did they have lunch?
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Sure did. Sno-Caps and jujubes.
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-[Phyllis] Marty.
- I gotta run.
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Uh, wait. Your birthday.
We need to make a plan.
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- No. You know I don't like a fuss.
- Well, it doesn't have to be a big to-do.
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Come over early
so the kids can be a part of it.
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I'll broil some lamb chops.
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The fire alarm will go off.
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I promise I'll make sure
that nobody enjoys themselves.
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- Okay?
- Sounds perfect. Okay, I'll be there.
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Hey, where are you going anyway?
Got a d-a-t-e?
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- No. No, no, no.
- No?
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No. I'm-- I'm going to see Dr. Herschkopf.
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- A-Again?
- Yeah.
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Marty, that's... I'm so happy.
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Is it working out?
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- I think. I don't know.
- Okay.
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I mean,
he wants me to talk about my feelings,
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but my main feeling is I don't want to.
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Aw, Marty.
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[clicks tongue] Aw, look at you.
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Just keep talking about what worries you.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- All right.
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- Thank you for today. [kisses]
- Bye. Okay.
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- I should go. Bye.
- I love you. I'm proud of you.
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- Bye.
-[Joel] Bye, Uncle Marty.
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[Marty] Phyllis has always been
the strong one.
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But this past year, I mean, uh...
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She's really been through a lot.
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Took my dad's death really hard,
and then... [sighs]
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She's getting a divorce.
I feel bad for her.
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So do I.
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But this is not her session.
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[chuckles] It's yours.
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Sorry. I'm still new at this.
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I really love your shirt, by the way.
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Is that-- Is that Ralph Lauren?
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Mmm. Lifshitz. That's his real name.
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Ralph Lifshitz.
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No. I never knew that.
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I-- I know him a little.
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Took a picture with him at a UJA event.
He's a lovely guy. His stuff is timeless.
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It really is.
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But, Marty, you have very effectively
changed the subject once again.
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- Mmm.
- Now, come on.
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Stick with it.
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I'm curious,
how did your father's death affect you?
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Me?
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I mean, I'm fine.
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Fine?
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You lost your dad, Marty.
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You're well within your rights
not to be fine about it.
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Yeah.
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I guess not so fine.
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Do you know how empowering
and liberating it can be
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to allow yourself to feel a feeling
and name the feeling?
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I miss him.
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Of course you do.
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When I think about the fact
that he's gone, it-- it feels, uh...
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not good.
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There's no shame in feeling pain, Marty.
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Why do you miss him?
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He was my dad.
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And that meant you were the kid.
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And it's nice to be a kid.
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You don't have to be responsible.
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- Make decisions.
- Yeah.
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But now it's time for you to be the man,
and that's a scary thing.
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Yeah.
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That's because our fathers provide
a template of what it means to be a man.
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When we lose them,
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we feel like we lose
the paradigm of manhood along with them.
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Yes. Yeah, that's exactly it.
[stammers] That's it.
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Tell me more about that.
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Well, yeah. I guess, now that he's gone,
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I-- I feel like, you know, everyone's
looking at me, uh, to fill his spot.
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But-- [chuckles]
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But you're afraid
they still see you as a boy
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because that's how you still see yourself.
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[sighs]
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I do believe you have just had
what we headshrinkers call a breakthrough.
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[chuckles, sniffles] Oh, Jesus Christ.
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[sobs]
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[sniffles]
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And we're out of time.
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Oh.
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I hate ending a session
right when we're getting somewhere,
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but the good doctor's got to eat.
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[sighs]
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- Uh, you know...
-[sniffles]
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...I usually just go to the deli
and grab something,
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but if you wanna tag along
and finish this,
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that's okay.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I-- Yeah,
I'd have to charge you for the time.
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- But, fine.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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That's-- That's fine.
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I'm-- I'm great with that, it--
As long as you don't mind.
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-[Ike] You're almost 40.
-[Marty] Yeah.
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- What are you gonna do for your birthday?
- Ugh, you sound like Phyllis.
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Uh, nothing. [stammers] I don't--
I-- I don't like parties.
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It's not my thing.
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Huh?
Well, you must have had a bar mitzvah?
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Yeah, but I-- I missed a lot of it.
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I was on the toilet.
I have digestive issues.
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Sometimes my insides get
tangled up on themselves
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- like a phone cord.
- I see.
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I even missed the hora.
It was a terrible day.
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[Ike] Hmm.
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-[speaks Korean]
-[speaks Korean] Doctor. [chuckles]
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Try the chicken. It's the greatest.
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Uh, it looks spicy. My stomach.
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Oh, you're missing out, Marty.
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But then again,
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I suspect you miss out on a lot,
don't you?
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Do you think the goal in life is
to avoid getting hurt?
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The goal of life is to live.
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Getting hurt is just
the price of admission, my friend.
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So, what do you want?
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Um... [sighs] Okay.
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Uh, yes. I would like to have...
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It would be my sincere wish
for you to make me, um, yes.
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[stutters] Yeah. Let's go with
the turkey on, uh, white bread.
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Dry, with a single piece of lettuce.
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No. No, no, no. No, no, no. Let's go--
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What about the roast beef?
Maybe roast beef on a kaiser, maybe?
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W-- W-What do you think?
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I think you should
take some responsibility
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and make a decision.
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Pick a sandwich, okay?
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Go. Just say whatever comes out.
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Pick. What are you? Anything.
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- Don't think.
- T-Turkey!
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That's it. There we go. Done.
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- Turkey sandwich, bland as hell.
-[cash register rings]
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It's very clear to me,
Marty, as the only beloved son,
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you've been babied.
You haven't had to grow up.
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It's held you back.
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You're right. You're totally right.
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But no longer.
Grab the reins to your life.
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Hmm?
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Show your staff, and the world,
who's boss.
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Be the ruler of your own domain.
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[woman] What you looking at?
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I have this new client.
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He reminded me of something today
I haven't thought about in a long time.
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- Look at this boy.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Is that your bar mitzvah?
You were so cute.
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- Cute? Oof. Look how miserable I look.
-[chuckles]
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- That cheap suit. Oof.
- Is that a clip-on tie?
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[chuckles]
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Not all of us came from money.
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I'm not saying that.
I'd just forgotten they existed.
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I wanted it to be this big thing,
this big occasion.
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It wasn't.
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[scoffs] I didn't even get a party.
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Where did you find these pictures?
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I dug them out of the hall closet.
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[chuckles] I don't think
I've looked at them in, well, ever.
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I think you look adorable.
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Stop.
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And I'm sorry
your parents didn't make you feel special.
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It's fine.
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They couldn't afford it.
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[grunts] And, honestly,
they wouldn't know how.
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Well, I'd like to make you feel special.
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Is that so?
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It's very much so.
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I think I have kimchi breath.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Whoa, look at the new threads.
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Oh, yeah. It's, uh-- It's a Lifshitz.
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- That's his name in real life.
- Ah. Very sharp.
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Can I have everyone gather around?
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Now. Please?
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It is my job to guide you, my coworkers,
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towards successful outcomes
with workplace objectives.
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To that end,
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these are ground rules
I'm putting in place
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that will help the entire team
perform at optimum...
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performance.
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Work begins at 9:00 a.m. sharp.
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Uh, yeah. That's great.
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No more congregating
around the copier machine
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to talk about what happened
on Falcon Crest.
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Uh, lunch is 36 minutes.
Sorry, 30 minutes.
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My, uh-- My zero, uh, looks like a six.
So I-- I misread that.
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- Sorry. Chaos at home. Ugh.
-[male worker] Hey, Phyllis. Morning.
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[sighs] I didn't know
there was a staff meeting.
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Would it have made a difference?
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Excuse me?
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[Marty]
Shouldn't you be on time no matter what?
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Uh, well, if you must know,
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Joel shampooed his hair
with Nair this morning.
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So my eight-year-old looks
like Telly fucking Savalas.
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So please don't bust my nuts
over half an hour, thank you.
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What's got into him? Jesus Christ.
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[workers murmuring]
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- Way to start a day.
-[opens door]
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- Jesus.
-[Marty] Waiting on Phyllis.
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Just putting my bag down,
thank you very much.
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- Soon as she finds a seat.
- A little compassion, Marty.
244
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:50,646
My son is bald.
245
00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,732
Maybe you should keep your Nair
in a childproof cabinet.
246
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,235
- Give me a break, Marty.
- Waiting on you, Phyllis.
247
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,116
- Did you see Falcon Crest last night?
- Oh, I--
248
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,368
- I'm gonna explode.
- Phyllis!
249
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,911
-[woman] So moving--
- I--
250
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,749
I am gonna have to bust your nuts
a little, okay?
251
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,794
I-- I-- I'm trying to lay down
the ground rules.
252
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,046
Okay. O-Okay.
253
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,173
[Marty] Please.
254
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,594
With the most important one being--
255
00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,513
-[phone rings]
-[woman] Oh, excuse me.
256
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,183
The most important one being, at work,
257
00:13:28,267 --> 00:13:29,810
- we...
-[ringing continues]
258
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:31,395
We...
259
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,565
At work, we work.
260
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,110
Okay. So that means
no personal conversations.
261
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,611
And no chitchatting on the phone.
262
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:43,240
Marty, Marty.
Dr. Herschkopf is on the phone.
263
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,950
- He is?
- Mm-hmm.
264
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:49,580
Okay. Um, well, you know.
Technically that's a, uh...
265
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,373
I think that's work-related. So...
266
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,250
Uh, he said it was a personal matter.
267
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,129
Oh, well, you better--
You better ask him to call you back.
268
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,214
Right. Uh, okay.
269
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:03,093
On this one occasion, as a point of,
uh, personal privilege,
270
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,722
I'm exempted from all
the aforementioned restrictions
271
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:11,018
because, technically speaking,
these rules do not take effect
272
00:14:11,602 --> 00:14:13,979
until this meeting is adjourned.
273
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:17,024
So, on that note, meeting adjourned.
274
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,735
No. Meeting paused.
275
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,445
[chattering]
276
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,410
[man] Checkmate.
277
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:30,913
Leroy.
278
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,582
Never underestimate a pawn, man.
279
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,459
[rap music playing on speakers]
280
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,960
There he is. Hey!
281
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,421
- Hey, Leroy, you mind, uh... Thanks.
- I don't mind.
282
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,506
Have a seat.
283
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:43,467
Sure.
284
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,844
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
285
00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:49,097
- I hope I didn't disturb your day.
- No, no. It's fine.
286
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:50,933
Everything okay?
287
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,684
Everything's great.
288
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,854
I've been thinking about you, Marty.
289
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,565
You've been thinking about me?
290
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:02,152
Your birthday is coming up,
and I have a very exciting idea for you.
291
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:05,656
You wanna step up,
become a new man, right?
292
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,115
Turn a new chapter, yes?
293
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,200
Uh-huh.
294
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,870
I think that you should mark
this important moment.
295
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,792
I think you should have
a second bar mitzvah.
296
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,127
- A what?
- A sequel.
297
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,838
A rematch.
298
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,297
Rocky got back in the ring.
299
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,258
You're getting back on the bimah.
300
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:26,844
-[scoffs] I don't know.
- But think about it.
301
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,595
The first one still haunts you.
302
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,223
Part of you is still stuck
in that bathroom
303
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,016
with your bowels churning.
304
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,561
This could be another chance.
305
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:38,522
Do it again.
Perfect way to celebrate your 40th.
306
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,606
Uh-huh.
307
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,818
Interesting. [chuckles]
308
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,820
- You hate it.
- No. [stammers]
309
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,823
Think about it.
This would be a true rite of passage.
310
00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,077
A-A way to declare this new man,
this new you.
311
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,121
I'm telling you, I love this idea.
312
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,415
I-- I don't want to sound unappreciative,
313
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:58,542
but can I think about it?
314
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,296
Of course. Well, I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna force you.
315
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,797
-[chuckles]
- It's up to you.
316
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,594
I got to go.
317
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,596
- See you in session.
- Oh.
318
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,181
You have a great day, Marty.
319
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,474
And, uh, let me know what you decide.
320
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,405
[doorbell rings]
321
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,489
Ugh.
322
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,121
Hmm. [sniffs]
323
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:39,625
[Marty] Ah.
324
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,211
- Hey. Thanks for letting me up.
- Oh. I knew you'd come.
325
00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:44,129
- Sorry?
- It was so unlike you.
326
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:45,297
What are you talking about?
327
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,591
Well,
I know you're here to apologize for today.
328
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,675
[Marty] For what?
329
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:52,221
For being so rude to me
in front of the whole office.
330
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:54,056
I'm sorry if you thought I was rude,
331
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,474
but I'm trying to step up.
332
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,267
I'm trying to be ruler of my own domain.
333
00:16:57,351 --> 00:17:00,270
Oh, your domain? Oh, got it.
334
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,064
Yeah.
335
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:06,484
So, I guess this therapy
is really working out, huh?
336
00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:09,112
- It is. It really is.
- Okay.
337
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,074
And Dr. Ike had this idea.
338
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:16,036
- Oh, is that his name now? Dr. Ike?
- Yeah.
339
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,665
At first, the idea sounded a little weird,
but listen to this.
340
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,210
Dr. Ike thinks that for my 40th birthday...
341
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,214
I should have a bar mitzvah.
342
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:33,095
- You had a bar mitzvah.
- Right.
343
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,638
A second one.
344
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,732
What was wrong with the first?
345
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,860
It was a terrible day, remember?
346
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,778
I-- I-- I mangled my haftarah,
347
00:17:49,862 --> 00:17:52,155
and I-I--
I mean, I hid out in the bathroom.
348
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,324
But Mom and Dad were so proud of you.
349
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:56,243
They-- It meant so much to them.
350
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,203
I know. But...
351
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,040
Well... [sighs]
352
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:10,132
Well, this-- this doctor seems
a little unconventional, huh?
353
00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,050
Yeah, I guess.
354
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:19,433
But the thing is, he cares so much.
355
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:22,477
And everything he's said
about me is right.
356
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,479
I mean, he really sees me.
357
00:18:24,563 --> 00:18:28,567
He-- He understands me,
and-- and the therapy works.
358
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:32,070
[stammers] I know it's just words and--
and they're just feelings and stuff,
359
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,449
but when you say them out loud,
he's right, it's empowering.
360
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:36,700
It's liberating.
361
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,286
[sighs] It's a relief.
362
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:40,370
You know?
363
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:45,292
And I'm feeling things and doing things
that I-- I just never... [chuckles]
364
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:50,547
The thing is that his advice to me
has been spot-on,
365
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:54,801
and if-- if he thinks I should do this,
then maybe I should do it.
366
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,386
Marty.
367
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,141
I'm so happy for you.
368
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,685
I really am.
369
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,066
But you don't-- [stammers]
370
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,360
You don't need to rush into anything.
371
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,819
Why not? This is exciting.
372
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,739
I'm-- I'm ready for this.
I-- I really am. I--
373
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,823
Marty.
374
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,077
Is this about turning 40?
375
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,370
No.
376
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:24,623
There are other ways
to have a midlife crisis.
377
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,042
You-- You buy a Corvette, you know?
378
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,546
Honestly, fuck a prostitute.
There's no judgment here.
379
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,630
[sighs]
380
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,007
I feel good, Phyllis.
381
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:37,386
Aren't you happy for me?
382
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,805
Oh, of course I am.
383
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,016
I haven't felt this clearheaded
in a long time.
384
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,852
-[sighs]
- I think it could be nice.
385
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,937
And w-we'll do it together, you know?
386
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,105
As a family.
387
00:19:48,689 --> 00:19:50,232
[groans, sighs] Mmm...
388
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:57,406
Um, we al--
We already did it as a family, though,
389
00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,408
when you were 13.
390
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,202
This time will be different.
391
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,581
This time will be better.
392
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,380
[water running]
393
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,174
[leaves rustling]
394
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:21,263
-[woman speaks indistinctly]
-[Ike] Mm-hmm.
395
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,389
[door opens]
396
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,473
Mm-hmm.
397
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:24,892
Yeah, trust me, Miriam.
398
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:28,478
Say no to Florida. Do not go.
Put your foot down.
399
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,230
Your mother will have to deal with it.
400
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:32,900
Okay. [chuckles] Thank you.
401
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:36,445
- Hi.
- Hi.
402
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,529
[Ike] Look who's early.
403
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:44,494
So, I thought about it, and I wanna do it.
404
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,455
That's great news.
405
00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:49,166
I-I really think this could be good
for me and, you know,
406
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,792
my sister doesn't agree, but--
407
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,753
but, you know, she'll come around.
408
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,005
And the only thing is,
my birthday's in three weeks
409
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,840
and I don't think
my temple can slot me in.
410
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,301
Not to worry. I already talked to mine.
411
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,969
- You did?
- I did.
412
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,972
I had a feeling
you were gonna come around on this.
413
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,682
I'm-- I'm close with my rabbi,
414
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,810
and I helped him through a rough patch
a couple of years ago.
415
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,103
He's happy to make it happen.
416
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,565
He already has one scheduled
for that day, so we can double up.
417
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:16,235
Wow. I don't know what to say.
418
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,654
Well, say you'll practice your tuchus off
and crush it.
419
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:21,949
I'll invite some friends.
Help fill the place out.
420
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:28,997
[cassette player clicks]
421
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:33,252
[Marty singing in Hebrew]
422
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,171
[singing continues]
423
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,025
Rabbi.
424
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,235
Phyllis, hi.
425
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,279
I was wondering if I could talk to you
for a second.
426
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,363
Sure, come on in.
427
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032
I was on my way to the sisterhood meeting,
428
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:07,578
and I just wanted to grab you
for a second.
429
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:08,912
Good to see you.
430
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:14,334
I wanna bend your ear
about this whole bar mitzvah thing.
431
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:16,837
I wanna know what you think.
432
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:21,425
Because, to me,
it diminishes my parents and their memory.
433
00:22:22,551 --> 00:22:23,719
What bar mitzvah thing?
434
00:22:27,139 --> 00:22:28,432
Marty's bar mitzvah.
435
00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:31,852
- Your brother, Marty?
- Yes.
436
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,147
This crazy idea for his 40th birthday.
437
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:39,484
Sorry, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
438
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:42,404
-[man on tape] You begin.
- This is the first I've heard of it.
439
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,948
-[tape: man sings in Hebrew]
- So tell me more.
440
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:50,454
Congregation. [man sings in Hebrew]
441
00:22:50,996 --> 00:22:53,540
All right, Marty. Go ahead, give it a try.
442
00:22:56,418 --> 00:23:00,380
[sings in Hebrew, off-key]
443
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:01,465
Uh, sorry.
444
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,966
[singing continues]
445
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,426
All right, we'll get there.
446
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:05,761
Uh, very good. [sighs]
447
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,137
Emily, your turn.
448
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,432
[singing in Hebrew, melodious]
449
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,563
[singing continues]
450
00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:24,238
[sings in Hebrew]
451
00:23:24,321 --> 00:23:25,781
-[chuckles]
- How's it going in here?
452
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,242
Very well. Marty's working hard.
453
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,993
Better be. Don't embarrass me, Marty.
454
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:31,537
I've got a lot of people coming.
455
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,039
Ah, I'll try not to. [chuckles]
456
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,167
I'm just putting the final arrangements
on the big day.
457
00:23:37,251 --> 00:23:41,463
Rabbi, I'm still waiting
on the order of the aliyahs.
458
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,257
Do you think you could
get that over to me?
459
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,633
- Absolutely.
-[Ike] All right.
460
00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:46,468
I gotta check on the electricity
in the ballroom.
461
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:49,346
I've got this incredible DJ
who's gonna play at the party.
462
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,724
That's if you don't mind springing for it.
463
00:23:52,808 --> 00:23:55,185
Oh... [stammers] ...whatever you need, Doc.
464
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:58,730
[chuckles] Great.
All right. See you in a bit.
465
00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:00,983
Uh, wait, Isaac, uh, I-- I need a minute.
466
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:04,486
Kids, you're doing great.
Keep going. Work together.
467
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,493
I got a call from Rabbi Goldberg
of the Madison congregation,
468
00:24:11,577 --> 00:24:13,537
- uh, about you.
- About me?
469
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,998
Actually,
it was on behalf of a Phyllis Shapiro.
470
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,082
Do you know who that is?
471
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:20,419
- I don't.
- I-I-I think that's Marty's sister.
472
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,630
[Marty, Emily singing
in Hebrew, indistinct]
473
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,465
What was she inquiring about?
474
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:28,635
You. Your reputation inside our building.
475
00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:31,555
And if you've ever done a bar mitzvah
for a patient before.
476
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,682
I didn't know Marty was a patient.
477
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,475
Just thought he was a friend.
478
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:40,105
Yeah, Marty's a--
Marty's a patient of mine.
479
00:24:41,064 --> 00:24:44,151
And, um, what we're doing for him,
what you are doing for him,
480
00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,820
is a "therapeutic-mitzvah."
481
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:54,578
This, uh, man has been held back
his entire life by his 13th birthday.
482
00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:57,372
[Ike speaking, indistinct]
483
00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,751
How many people do you have coming?
484
00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,879
Um, a lot. Like...
485
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,506
Do you have an exact number?
486
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,799
Around a hundred, I think.
487
00:25:07,883 --> 00:25:08,884
Wow.
488
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,219
You?
489
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,514
Um, yeah. I think-- I mean-- We'll see.
490
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:14,598
Mmm.
491
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,518
- People have busy schedules and stuff.
- Yeah.
492
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:18,602
[Ike] ...he's with me.
493
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,270
- God loves him.
-[chuckles]
494
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:22,314
- He tell you that himself?
-[both chuckle]
495
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:31,365
All right. Let's go with...
[sings in Hebrew]
496
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,116
[Emily sings in Hebrew]
497
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,244
[men chattering]
498
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,457
[Ike] Marty.
499
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,584
- Hey.
-[Ike] A minute?
500
00:25:43,418 --> 00:25:44,586
Of course. What's up?
501
00:25:48,173 --> 00:25:49,216
Have a seat.
502
00:25:49,925 --> 00:25:51,426
Oh. All right.
503
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,596
[sighs]
504
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:58,308
Your sister is Phyllis, right?
Phyllis Shapiro?
505
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,060
Yes. Why?
506
00:26:01,395 --> 00:26:02,729
What kind of person is she, Marty?
507
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:07,276
I know you've mentioned
her hitting a rough patch as of late,
508
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,278
but does she have some kind of agenda?
509
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,197
I-- I don't understand.
510
00:26:12,281 --> 00:26:13,740
Does she have a history of mental illness?
511
00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,243
Has she ever been treated
for any chemical imbalance?
512
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:17,411
- Anything like that?
- No.
513
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,873
I'm just trying to get a sense
of who she is while I register my alarm.
514
00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:23,667
See, my psychiatrist radar is going off.
515
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,878
Why? W-- What do you mean?
516
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:29,006
Well, apparently she's been
asking around about me.
517
00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:34,178
Called the temple to check my reputation,
see if I was trustworthy.
518
00:26:34,261 --> 00:26:37,014
- What?
- Me, Dr. Isaac Herschkopf,
519
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,016
board of NYU medical school.
520
00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:40,851
Oh, my God. Dr. Herschkopf,
I don't know what to say.
521
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,523
Oh, let me t-- As a physician,
we all swear an oath to first do no harm.
522
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:50,527
It's an oath that I took, and take,
very seriously.
523
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:54,865
So when someone questions
my good character, it hurts.
524
00:26:55,532 --> 00:26:58,410
- It really hurts.
- I'm-- I'm sorry. I-- I-- I'm so sorry--
525
00:26:58,493 --> 00:27:02,164
My reputation is all I have.
I've worked very hard for it.
526
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,124
- Ask anyone. It's unassailable.
- No, I know.
527
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:06,001
You're the very best there is.
528
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,252
I'm worried, Marty.
529
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:09,671
I'm worried this sister
doesn't want what's best for you.
530
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:13,008
But she's the one that suggested
I try therapy in the first place.
531
00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:16,094
I know that, but does she really
wanna see you grow and change,
532
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:18,514
or would she rather
keep you frozen in time?
533
00:27:19,056 --> 00:27:21,934
People like this are not ready
to do the work themselves.
534
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:24,770
So when they see you grow,
it's very threatening to them.
535
00:27:24,853 --> 00:27:28,857
- But I think she wants what's best for me.
- Then why is she trying to sabotage it?
536
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:36,615
Marty, trust is at the very core
of who I am and what I do.
537
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,991
It has to be.
538
00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:43,747
Without trust, I am nothing.
Without trust, we have nothing.
539
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:51,296
I do trust you. I-I trust you completely.
540
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,716
I-I'll talk to her. I will.
I'll talk to her.
541
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,884
I promise.
542
00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:57,469
Mm-hmm.
543
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:02,891
[door opens]
544
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:06,228
[door closes]
545
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:11,149
[elevator dings]
546
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,902
[Phyllis] Oh, give me a break, Daniel.
547
00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:15,696
No, don't talk to me
about your upper west--
548
00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:16,822
[phone cradle rattles]
549
00:28:17,698 --> 00:28:18,949
I need to talk to you.
550
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,617
- What are you doing?
- Now.
551
00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,452
Oh. [sighs]
552
00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:25,789
If this is one of your
"at work, we work" lectures,
553
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:27,040
I can't hear y--
554
00:28:27,124 --> 00:28:28,917
- I can't handle that now.
- You called his rabbi?
555
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,169
- What?
- Dr. Ike.
556
00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:31,253
You called his rabbi.
557
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,881
What are you doing snooping around
about him?
558
00:28:33,964 --> 00:28:35,716
Is that what you're upset about?
559
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:39,761
I-- Marty, I'm not snooping.
I'm looking out for you.
560
00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:42,931
You embarrassed me, Phyllis.
He's very upset.
561
00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:45,976
Well, I don't care about him, Marty.
I care about you.
562
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,060
Do you? Really?
563
00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:49,855
I'm your sister. That's my literal job.
564
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:54,026
Marty, take a step back for a second.
565
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,361
What-- [stammers]
"Run to the light, Carol Anne."
566
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,988
You sound deranged.
567
00:28:58,071 --> 00:29:00,949
You really don't think
that this is a weird suggestion
568
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:02,576
for a therapist to make?
569
00:29:05,871 --> 00:29:07,456
He's trying to help me.
570
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:08,957
But it crosses a line.
571
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,709
Says who? You?
572
00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:12,544
I tell you what I think.
573
00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:17,382
I think that you see that I'm changing
and that you're threatened by it.
574
00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:20,385
You think that? Or does he?
575
00:29:20,469 --> 00:29:22,513
You told me to do this, Phyllis!
576
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:26,808
I told you to talk to somebody,
not redo your 13th birthday.
577
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:29,978
Well, I'm doing it. Okay?
578
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,105
Okay.
579
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:34,691
Whatever, Marty. Fine.
580
00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:37,611
And-- And if you can't be supportive,
don't come.
581
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:40,822
Oh, so now you're actually 13.
582
00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:42,699
If you don't believe in it,
I don't want you there.
583
00:29:42,783 --> 00:29:44,868
- Do you want me to lie to you?
- No.
584
00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:49,122
I don't believe in it.
I think it's ridiculous.
585
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:51,083
- Ridiculous?
- I do.
586
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,459
- Good. Okay.
- Fine.
587
00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:54,211
So don't come, okay?
588
00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:57,214
Even if you change your mind. Don't come.
589
00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,298
Marty.
590
00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:00,133
Fine!
591
00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:03,679
[rabbi] What a special day.
592
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,557
Welcome to our b'nai mitzvah.
593
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,477
And to all their family and friends
who, today, will witness
594
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:15,899
Emily begin her life
as a fully participating Jewish adult.
595
00:30:16,650 --> 00:30:17,651
And Marty.
596
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:23,407
Marty, who shall continue to do just that.
597
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:24,783
[guests chuckle]
598
00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:27,327
[sings in Hebrew]
599
00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:29,079
The first aliyah.
600
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:51,518
[sings in Hebrew]
601
00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:55,731
[congregation answers in Hebrew]
602
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:59,693
[singing in Hebrew continues]
603
00:31:18,378 --> 00:31:21,131
[congregation answers in Hebrew]
604
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:27,846
[paper rustles]
605
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:35,103
[singing in Hebrew, off-key]
606
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:50,619
[Ike mutters]
607
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,413
[breathes heavily]
608
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,624
[woman clears throat]
609
00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:59,336
[guests whispering, murmuring]
610
00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,344
[whispers in Hebrew]
611
00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:09,680
[repeats]
612
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,307
[repeats]
613
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,685
[sings melody, faint]
614
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,144
[stammers]
615
00:32:16,228 --> 00:32:19,857
[singing in Hebrew, off-key]
616
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,608
-[guest coughs]
-[Ike sings in Hebrew, faint]
617
00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:23,277
[Marty sings in Hebrew, off-key]
618
00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:27,030
[sings in Hebrew, soft]
619
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:30,284
[sings in Hebrew]
620
00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:33,120
[breathing heavily]
621
00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:35,038
[clears throat, sings in Hebrew, soft]
622
00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,417
[whispering]
623
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,627
[both sing in Hebrew]
624
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:43,338
-[speaks Hebrew]
-[sings in Hebrew, melodious]
625
00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:47,593
[both singing, melodious]
626
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,678
-[mouths Hebrew words]
-[sings in Hebrew]
627
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:52,514
[both singing]
628
00:32:52,598 --> 00:32:55,851
[Marty singing alone]
629
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:59,313
[both harmonizing]
630
00:32:59,855 --> 00:33:03,567
[dissonant harmonizing]
631
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:09,239
[singing continues]
632
00:33:17,998 --> 00:33:20,584
-[exhales heavily]
-[guests applauding, cheering]
633
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:23,504
[boy] Bravo!
634
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,800
-[speaks Hebrew]
- Yeah.
635
00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:29,885
Mazel.
636
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:32,596
-[chuckles]
- Mazel tov, mazel tov.
637
00:33:33,472 --> 00:33:35,307
- Mazel tov. Let's party.
- Yeah.
638
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:36,558
-[chuckles] Yeah.
- Yes.
639
00:33:36,642 --> 00:33:39,228
["Knock On Wood" playing]
640
00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:41,522
[guests laughing, chattering, exclaiming]
641
00:33:54,618 --> 00:33:57,871
[chattering, laughing continues]
642
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:04,670
-Yeah! All right!
-[guest] Whoo-hoo!
643
00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:11,426
[woman chuckles]
644
00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,597
[cameraman]
Anything to say to the bar mitzvah boy?
645
00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:20,268
Oh. Well, I-- I am the bar mitzvah boy,
646
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:23,105
-but if I did have something I'd wanna--
-[cameraman] Oh, sorry, I--
647
00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,188
Hey, mazel tov.
648
00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:27,275
[laughing, chattering continues]
649
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:35,826
Phyllis.
650
00:34:41,164 --> 00:34:42,623
Excuse me, Marty?
651
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,627
Um, I'm Bonnie. Ike's wife.
652
00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,880
- Bonnie! Oh, my gosh. Hi.
-[chuckles]
653
00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,716
- Hi. [chuckles] Oh.
- Hello.
654
00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:54,928
Well, I-- I saw you standing alone,
and I'm not great at these things either.
655
00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:57,054
It is such a pleasure to meet you.
656
00:34:57,139 --> 00:34:59,683
[sighs] Your husband. What a great guy.
657
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:03,228
[sighs] He's a great guy, yes.
658
00:35:03,312 --> 00:35:05,647
Not necessarily a great dancer.
659
00:35:06,231 --> 00:35:08,984
I haven't seen him have this much fun
since our wedding.
660
00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:13,113
[Marty] He's really enjoying himself.
He sure has a lot of friends.
661
00:35:13,197 --> 00:35:15,365
-[Bonnie] Yeah, he does.
-[record scratch]
662
00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:18,035
-[gasps] Whoo!
-[DJ] It's time!
663
00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,996
-["Hava Nagila" playing]
-[guests clapping]
664
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,877
[guests] ♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪
665
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,923
♪ Hava nagila ve-nis'mecha ♪
666
00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:35,344
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila... ♪
667
00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:36,803
Get out there, Marty!
668
00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:38,347
Marty?
669
00:35:38,847 --> 00:35:41,850
♪ Hava neranena, hava neranena ♪
670
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,685
[song continues, muffled]
671
00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:46,939
[grunts]
672
00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:48,774
[breathes heavily]
673
00:35:50,067 --> 00:35:51,109
[exhales sharply]
674
00:35:52,194 --> 00:35:54,238
[Ike] Marty. Marty, what's going on?
675
00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:56,365
Uh... [stammers] I gotta use the bathroom.
676
00:35:56,448 --> 00:35:58,825
- We're all out there waiting for you.
- No, I know. I...
677
00:35:59,701 --> 00:36:01,286
just gotta... [chuckles]
678
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:03,288
My tummy hurts.
679
00:36:03,872 --> 00:36:04,873
Marty.
680
00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:08,502
[chuckles] This is it, Mar--
The hard part's over.
681
00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:11,421
- Now it's time to enjoy yourself.
- Oh, I know. Just...
682
00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:13,006
[groans]
683
00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:19,346
Marty. [sighs]
I'm not even sure those issues are real.
684
00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:23,058
No, it's real. Yeah.
It's a real bad flare-up.
685
00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:24,893
I have known you several weeks now,
686
00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:28,146
and I have seen nothing to suggest
you have digestive problems.
687
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:29,231
[strains]
688
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:33,402
Let me free you of a lie that everyone,
including your sister, including you,
689
00:36:33,485 --> 00:36:36,029
has been perpetuating for 30 years.
690
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,782
There's nothing wrong with you.
691
00:36:39,575 --> 00:36:41,785
Little boys have digestive issues.
692
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,288
Real men take shits.
693
00:36:44,872 --> 00:36:46,123
Now, come on.
694
00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,709
It's time.
695
00:36:49,376 --> 00:36:52,421
["You Can Make Me Free" playing]
696
00:36:58,719 --> 00:36:59,720
Well...
697
00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:04,433
I'll speak for your uncle
698
00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:07,227
when I say that he's sorry
he couldn't be here tonight.
699
00:37:12,191 --> 00:37:13,400
Very, very sorry.
700
00:37:20,199 --> 00:37:21,825
But that's what family is, huh?
701
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:27,372
It's a collection of people
that you owe an apology to.
702
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,041
[sniffles]
703
00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:30,876
[song continues]
704
00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:06,078
[no audible dialogue]
705
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,334
[Phyllis] Sometimes the people that we
love do things that we don't agree with.
706
00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:15,754
Sometimes they act
like fucking douchebags.
707
00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:16,922
Pardon my French.
708
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:20,884
Now let's eat. Hmm?
709
00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:27,432
One, two, three.
710
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:36,525
[no audible dialogue]
711
00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:42,030
[song continues]