1
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Um... isn't Whitestone
supposed to be here?

2
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This is the right valley.

3
00:00:21,981 --> 00:00:23,983
But where's it gone?

4
00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:27,653
What's with cities
up and moving this week?

5
00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:32,700
Hmm.

6
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Maybe it didn't move.

7
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{\an8} <i>The dragons
are on the move.</i>

8
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They've already taken
Emon and Westruun.

9
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Our defenses
are holding steady

10
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for now, but Gilmore and I
will need help soon.

11
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Hiding the city
was never meant

12
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to be a permanent solution.

13
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I can't speak for Allura,

14
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but keeping
this cloaking spell up

15
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is murder on my complexion.

16
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I am fully aware
of our situation.

17
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But for now,

18
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concealing Whitestone
is the only way to protect it.

19
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Well, whatever
you're doing, Cass,

20
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I'm pleased to see
it's worked.

21
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Percy.

22
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Vox Machina.

23
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After three weeks,
we'd started to give up hope.

24
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Three weeks?

25
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We've only been gone three days.

26
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I hate the bloody Fey Realm.

27
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Well, despite
your temporal hiccup,

28
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I'm relieved you're back.

29
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Oh, and with
a new look.

30
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Something like that.

31
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Happy to see you as well, Shaun.

32
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So, uh...

33
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where's everyone else?

34
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Funny story.
I... kind of lost them.

35
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It's...

36
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It's really not that funny.

37
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We were separated from the
others when Umbrasyl attacked.

38
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They could be anywhere.

39
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,338
Then perhaps I can help you
find your friends.

40
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Show me what is lost.

41
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Oh, okay, they're alive.

42
00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:19,014
Um, but
who are those guys?

43
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Grog doesn't seem
to be hiding.

44
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Did he get... smaller?

45
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Huh, glad I'm not the only one
who's thinking it.

46
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Oh, no. He appears
to be in Westruun.

47
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Westruun?

48
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My diplomats report the dragon
Umbrasyl has taken up there.

49
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Most of the locals
have fled or...

50
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Then Grog
could be in deep shit.

51
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Strongjaw.

52
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Hello, Uncle.

53
00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:08,332
I didn't think it was possible
for you to get any smaller

54
00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,585
than the puny boy
I pummeled years ago.

55
00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,176
It appears I've angered
the dead man.

56
00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,224
I'm here to finish
what you started.

57
00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:28,560
Never pick a fight
you can't win.

58
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History won't remember
a blood smear on anyone's axe.

59
00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,359
You think history
will remember you?

60
00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:39,530
I'm told a dragon
made the mighty Kevdak,

61
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wielder of the
Titanstone Knuckles,

62
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bend the knee.

63
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So tell me, Uncle,

64
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do you still have
your shriveled nutsack,

65
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or did you give that
to the dragon, too?

66
00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:59,466
Best make your point while
you still have your head.

67
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Fine.

68
00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:05,097
I've come to restore
honor to this Herd,

69
00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,933
so I challenge you, Kevdak,

70
00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,936
to single combat.

71
00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,360
I accept.

72
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Get him!

73
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Come with me.

74
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Clear them
a square.

75
00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,952
Make it
a ring.

76
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Shit, can't believe
he went in there alone.

77
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We got to do something.

78
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And what
do you suggest?

79
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Kaylie.

80
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I thought I told you
to get out of here.

81
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Ugh, and miss all the fun?

82
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The rules of
Herd combat are thus:

83
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The fight ends
when someone dies.

84
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End of rules.

85
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Good. 'Cause I can't keep track
of any more than that.

86
00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:57,524
What weapon did you
bring today, Nephew?

87
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Uh.

88
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Oh. Oh, shit.

89
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,697
Uh... I'm kind of between
weapons at the moment.

90
00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,908
You know how it is.

91
00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:08,994
Very well.

92
00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,168
Show me what you got.

93
00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:31,975
Ooh!

94
00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,490
We got to get in there.

95
00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,159
You should stay back.

96
00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,870
I'm not letting you
out of my sight.

97
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Fine.

98
00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,541
Ahh!

99
00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,718
What do we have here?

100
00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,888
Grab her,
get her!

101
00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,724
Kaylie!

102
00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,436
No, leave 'em!

103
00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,872
You invite your friends
to watch you die?

104
00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:38,292
They're more than just friends.

105
00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,044
You are joking, right?

106
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,029
Come here, you.

107
00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,657
I should've known.

108
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:15,078
You always did have a soft spot
for the wee folk.

109
00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:23,754
Who wants to watch
the bitch's head squash?

110
00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,464
No!

111
00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,674
This is between you and me.

112
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,885
You did this, Grog.

113
00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,346
The moment you set foot
in this city,

114
00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,932
you brought death
to your friends.

115
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Buddies!

116
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,064
Pike!

117
00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,779
<i>Grog Strongjaw.</i>

118
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,159
<i>Where does
your strength come from?</i>

119
00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:59,289
<i>Where does
your strength come from?</i>

120
00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,666
What?

121
00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,501
What strength?

122
00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:05,045
Can't you see how weak I am?

123
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:10,592
Where does
your strength come from?

124
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,512
Grog!

125
00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:18,809
I need you.

126
00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,145
I...

127
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,564
...would like...

128
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,401
...to...

129
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:32,281
...rage!

130
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:53,343
Don't ever hurt my...

131
00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,595
Pike!

132
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:59,641
That's adorable.

133
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:03,478
Tiny Grog still has
some fight in him.

134
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,403
Oops.

135
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,947
Looks like I do, too.

136
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,122
Ah!

137
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,223
Ahh!

138
00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,525
Nothing's changed, Grog.

139
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:54,738
Still the meek coward
who ran crying for the hills.

140
00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:00,369
What made you think
you could stop me?

141
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,996
F... friends...

142
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,207
What was that?

143
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:11,713
My strength...
comes from my friends.

144
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,394
Well, too bad, Grog.

145
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,646
They couldn't save you.

146
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,190
Yeah, but the thing is...

147
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,068
...I got more.

148
00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,861
Vox Machina...

149
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,532
...fuck shit

150
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,534
up!

151
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,163
Scanlan's hand!

152
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,082
You heard the man.

153
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,672
<i>Ow! ♪</i>

154
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,886
Bleed 'em.

155
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:05,809
<i>Rage, rage, rage ♪</i>

156
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,064
<i>Release a hell upon you ♪</i>

157
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,192
<i>A beast without a cage ♪</i>

158
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,238
<i>♪ Realize the demons
are comin' ♪</i>

159
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:22,284
<i>When we all rage ♪</i>

160
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:34,546
<i>Rage, rage, rage ♪</i>

161
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,642
<i>♪ Just when you think
that you're winnin' ♪</i>

162
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:51,146
<i>And there's no escape ♪</i>

163
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:54,232
<i>♪ We turn the tables
and fuck you up ♪</i>

164
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:58,612
<i>When we all rage ♪</i>

165
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,245
<i>Rage ♪</i>

166
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,539
<i>Rage ♪</i>

167
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:13,502
<i>Rage ♪</i>

168
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,296
<i>Ooh... ♪</i>

169
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,510
<i>We get what we want ♪</i>

170
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,220
<i>Take what we need ♪</i>

171
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:27,307
<i>♪ Bring mothafuckas
to their knees ♪</i>

172
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,725
<i>Get what we want ♪</i>

173
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,894
<i>Take what we need ♪</i>

174
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:35,899
<i>♪ Never stop even when
you're beggin' us "please!" ♪</i>

175
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,278
<i>We all have to rage ♪</i>

176
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,863
<i>♪ No stoppin' us now,
mothafuckas ♪</i>

177
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,324
<i>When we all rage ♪</i>

178
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,617
<i>Rage ♪</i>

179
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,536
- The gauntlet!
- <i>Rage ♪</i>

180
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:50,705
<i>Rage ♪</i>

181
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,791
<i>♪ We all have to rage,
mothafuckas ♪</i>

182
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,709
<i>We all have to rage ♪</i>

183
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,044
<i>♪ No stoppin' us now,
mothafuckas ♪</i>

184
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,380
<i>When we all rage ♪</i>

185
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,259
<i>Rage, rage ♪</i>

186
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,720
<i>Rage ♪</i>

187
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,492
That is badass.

188
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,708
Herd of Storms,

189
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,128
do not let these weaklings
get the better of you.

190
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,132
End this.

191
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:49,014
This isn't going well.

192
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,349
Ooh!

193
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,072
Son.

194
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,616
Father.

195
00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:11,828
Gods, I hope this works.

196
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,293
Come on, Trinket,
I need the space.

197
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:24,174
Grog, want to try
something crazy?

198
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,300
Fuck yeah.

199
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,224
Show him who you are!

200
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,645
For...

201
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:40,899
Strongjaw!

202
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,869
Wha...

203
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,892
Grog!

204
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,354
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

205
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,700
Hello, buddies.

206
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,078
We got to work
on your landings.

207
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,694
Strongjaw,

208
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,322
Strongjaw.
Strongjaw.

209
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:21,499
Strongjaw. Strongjaw. Strongjaw.

210
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,876
Strongjaw.

211
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,044
Herd of Storms...

212
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,672
...it's done.

213
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,675
Kevdak is done.

214
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,428
You're free now.

215
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,139
So what, Cousin?

216
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,350
You're in charge now.

217
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,563
Zanror, it's been a while.

218
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,899
Why the shackles?

219
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,611
I finally stood up
to the old man.

220
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,239
Like you, I paid a price.

221
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,160
Do what you have to.

222
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:08,046
You were once
like a brother to me.

223
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,467
And I see you have the strength

224
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,594
to do what your father
could never do:

225
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,722
Lead with honor.

226
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,015
Which is why...

227
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,769
...Zanror will now be known

228
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,564
as Thunderlord
of the Herd of Storms.

229
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,738
Me?

230
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,865
But what will you do?

231
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,661
Oh, nothing.
Maybe kill a dragon.

232
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,329
Care to join me?

233
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,507
Ah!

234
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:57,470
Oy. I almost killed you
out there.

235
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,139
I know. I nearly shot myself.

236
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,809
Me too.

237
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,188
Give us a tune to celebrate.

238
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,526
Okay, okay.
An oldie but a goodie.

239
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:15,989
To the end of Kevdak
and the start of something new.

240
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,782
Boys.

241
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,576
<i>Oh ♪</i>

242
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,619
<i>I came across a lovely lass ♪</i>

243
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,997
<i>♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o...</i>

244
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,333
So then Vex
and Vax saw their dad

245
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,253
and yeesh, it was awkward.

246
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,964
And blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, here we are.

247
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:36,426
W-Wait, what about the vestige?
Was it hard to get?

248
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,761
No, no. It was easy.

249
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,391
So easy.

250
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,820
Uh...

251
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,873
Hey, you. I've been thinking,

252
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,416
and...

253
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,837
Do you want to dance? With me?

254
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,505
Uh, that's all right.

255
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,383
Maybe some other time.

256
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,384
Uh...

257
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,470
Okay, um...

258
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,597
Rain check.

259
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,688
Was that too much?
I thought I was being cool.

260
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,690
Kaylie, get up here.

261
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,776
<i>♪ I met a boy
who was just my type ♪</i>

262
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,569
<i>♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪</i>

263
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,738
<i>♪ But in the bed
couldn't satisfy ♪</i>

264
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,032
<i>♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪</i>

265
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,200
<i>Oh, he tried ♪</i>

266
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,202
<i>♪ But he left me high and dry...</i>

267
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,537
Right. We need
to take out Umbilical.

268
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,707
- Umbrasyl.
- Fuck. Him, too.

269
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,292
But now's our chance.

270
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,378
We got the Herd on our side.

271
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,714
Ooh, I've been
itching for payback.

272
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,633
Maybe it's time
the Conclave feels

273
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,302
the might of the Herd of Storms.

274
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,304
To glory?

275
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,347
To blood.

276
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,065
Now, the dark one comes to town

277
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,401
every couple of days
to collect his tithe.

278
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:19,153
Might be a good
opportunity for a trap.

279
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,780
A trap, you say?

280
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,949
I could sketch up
a few diagrams,

281
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:25,201
work out the proper leverage
and counterbalance.

282
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,705
My Herd!

283
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,001
I know we long to roam again.

284
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,964
But we claim Westruun
as our home for one more night.

285
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,634
At dawn, we shall
whet our blades

286
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,928
against the hide of a dragon!

287
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,432
Uh, we might need

288
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:48,725
a little more time than that.

289
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,060
My contraptions tend
to have a lot of gears

290
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,061
and moving bits...

291
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,938
And there's the drinking.

292
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,024
We need more time for drinking.

293
00:21:56,024 --> 00:21:58,401
At noon, we shall
whet our blades.

294
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,695
At dawn we plan.

295
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,614
Wait, we got to wake up at dawn?

296
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,661
It's fine, we can discuss
the timeline later.

297
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,204
<i>When your meat's in heat ♪</i>

298
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,289
<i>And you need release ♪</i>

299
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,832
<i>That's when you need to ♪</i>

300
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,667
- <i>Grip it ♪</i>
- <i>Whip it ♪</i>

301
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,505
<i>And make the bald man cry ♪</i>

302
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:27,138
We make such lovely
harmony together.

303
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,557
Care for one more encore?

304
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:32,185
Actually, I could use a break.

305
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,187
- Escort me upstairs?
- Hmm.

306
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,818
Then...
and then,

307
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,447
I disguised us all
as cows.

308
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,365
I know. Brilliant, right?

309
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,451
Tell me, Scanlan Shorthalt,

310
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:51,788
how did you, of all people,
find yourself

311
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:55,166
overthrowing tyrants
and slaying dragons?

312
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,709
Ah,
you know, I mean,

313
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,088
the life of an entertainer
brings endless adventure,

314
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:01,547
freedom,

315
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,883
and exploration.

316
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,927
Ooh, that sounds fun.

317
00:23:05,927 --> 00:23:08,096
But do you know
what's even more fun?

318
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:12,141
Ooh, bondage?
Me like-y.

319
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,394
Also not opposed to being called
daddy if the mood suits, hmm?

320
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,439
I've been wanting
to do this for a while now.

321
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:22,443
Ooh. Do you, uh...
Do you feel that?

322
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,779
That's chemistry.
And we have it.

323
00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:27,782
We sure have something.

324
00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:32,036
So, uh, tell me about yourself,
beautiful Kaylie,

325
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,205
eyes like the Marquesian sun.

326
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:37,166
I'm actually not
too different from yourself.

327
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:40,628
I grew up in Kymal,
but I moved around a lot.

328
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:41,879
Ooh.

329
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:44,132
My mum gave up all her
savings for my education.

330
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:48,094
Uh, oh, oh, yeah?
Moms are the best.

331
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,596
Mine
certainly was.

332
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,475
You know, Dr. Dranzel spun
many a tale about you,

333
00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:55,977
Scanlan Shorthalt.

334
00:23:55,977 --> 00:23:57,812
Yeah, I mean,
that's not surprising.

335
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:00,106
That guy seemed like
a bit of a fanboy.

336
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,191
But most of his stories

337
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,278
I'd already heard...
from my mother.

338
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,696
Huh.

339
00:24:06,696 --> 00:24:10,491
You, uh... You must
make her quite, quite proud?

340
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:15,705
Yeah.

341
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:16,956
Aye.

342
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,166
She would be proud.

343
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,044
Proud I'm finally meeting
the silver-tongued devil

344
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,381
who whispered empty promises
in her ear, then disappeared.

345
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,968
Leaving her with
nothing but a song.

346
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,011
And me.

347
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,095
Wait...

348
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,848
...I'm daddy?

349
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:40,313
{\an8} <i>♪ Oh, I came
across a lovely lass ♪</i>

350
00:24:40,313 --> 00:24:42,565
{\an8}<i>Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪</i>

351
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,275
{\an8}<i>♪ A farmer's daughter
with some sass ♪</i>

352
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,985
{\an8}<i>Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪</i>

353
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:49,447
{\an8}<i>♪ Oh, I begged her
to let me spend the night ♪</i>

354
00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:52,033
{\an8}<i>♪ She answered "no,"
so I wandered home ♪</i>

355
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,784
{\an8}<i>♪ That's when
my bald man cried ♪</i>

356
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:54,994
{\an8} <i>♪ When you're
pattin' the bunny ♪</i>

357
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,329
{\an8}<i>Or flickin' the bean ♪</i>

358
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:59,373
{\an8}<i>♪ Or strummin'
the ole clamjo ♪</i>

359
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,666
{\an8}<i>♪ When they can't keep up,
just touch your stuff ♪</i>

360
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,376
{\an8}<i>Don't make his bald man cry ♪</i>

361
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:03,961
{\an8} <i>♪ When you're
burpin' the worm ♪</i>

362
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:05,546
{\an8} <i>♪ Or butterin'
your muffin ♪</i>

363
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:06,797
{\an8} <i>♪ Or spankin'
the monkey ♪</i>

364
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,008
{\an8} <i>Or in a menage a moi ♪</i>

365
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,801
{\an8}<i>♪ When your meat's in heat
and you need release ♪</i>

366
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,595
{\an8}<i>That's when you need to ♪</i>

367
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:13,638
{\an8} <i>Grip it ♪</i>

368
00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,805
{\an8} <i>Whip it ♪</i>

369
00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,434
{\an8}<i>And make the bald man cry ♪</i>

370
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,274
Chirp.