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‎我剛得知雷本總統...

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‎(前情提要)

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‎本來承諾支持一項拯救我們同胞的

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‎複雜海上任務

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‎但卻決定撤銷這項承諾

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‎我們跟所有情報單位都談過了

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‎但沒跟伊朗情報單位談

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‎你得正式召見伊朗大使

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‎-他們有情報要給我們
‎-我們?

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‎當你尋求幫助時
‎你知道我會幫你吧?

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‎-哈賈大使,這位是...
‎-我知道她是誰

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‎-沒人知道大使在這裡
‎-我奉命給你們一個名字

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‎一個似乎主導這次攻擊的人

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‎大使,你還好嗎?

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‎叫他的人進來

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‎妳不能在現場

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‎該死的俄國人

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‎英國被俄國人攻擊

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‎-這有什麼好笑的?
‎-再幫我倒一杯

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‎-我真是個白癡
‎-不,沒關係

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‎片名:頭號外交官

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‎如果我們跟俄羅斯開戰
‎我們該養條狗

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‎為了自保?

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‎不是

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‎美國和英國跟俄羅斯開戰?

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‎就跟生孩子差不多

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‎因為是世界末日

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‎小孩能讓人活得更積極

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‎-你是要我生...?
‎-沒有

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‎沒有

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‎這就是重點

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‎我們才剛開始,我們沒有要生小孩

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‎但是養狗?

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‎你是要求我搬去跟你住?

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‎不是

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‎狗可以一半的時間住這
‎一半的時間住我家

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‎我要養魚

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{\an8}‎總統要來志奮

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{\an8}‎-什麼?
‎-是俄羅斯

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{\an8}‎他們不想把計畫交給加儂

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‎不要...

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‎白宮認為這是對美國的間接攻擊

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‎如果雷本來,托布里吉也會來

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{\an8}‎重點是我們達成俄羅斯政策協議

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‎外相對外相

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‎然後完整地慢慢往上呈報

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‎嗨,琳賽

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‎請凱倫聽電話

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‎謝謝

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‎你會是個緊張兮兮的家長
‎即使是對魚也一樣

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‎凱倫,嗨

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‎聽著,總統現在不該上飛機

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‎我們有加儂和外相

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‎處理一個同一地點、同一時間的
‎一級目標已經夠了

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‎不安全,對吧?

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‎我們可以讓它安全

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‎妳到底幫不幫我?

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‎嘿,猜猜誰剛進辦公室了,等等

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‎凱倫?

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‎嗨,我是艾德拉朴

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‎我知道,我很久沒見到妳了
‎妳好嗎?

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‎真的嗎?

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‎凱兒,這件事要保密

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‎但妳知道昨天死在這裡的
‎那位伊朗大使嗎?

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‎毒物檢測結果還沒出來

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‎也就是說我們不能排除被下毒

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‎不,外相沒有對他下毒

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‎但俄國人可能
‎在他到辦公室前就對他下毒了

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‎等等,真的嗎?

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‎我只是說,在我們搞清楚情況之前

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‎我覺得總統在華府會比較好

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‎好耶

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‎是你叫他們這麼做的嗎?

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‎做什麼?

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‎-他們幫我收拾行李
‎-對,他們當然會

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‎他們...

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‎他們幫我打包了衛生棉條

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‎他們顧慮周全

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‎八條量多、四條量少和止痛藥

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‎他們還真清楚我他媽的月經週期

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‎俄羅斯不想跟我們和英國開戰
‎對吧?

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‎我不知道他們要什麼

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‎他們陷害伊朗

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‎他們要我們跟伊朗開戰?

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‎他們很狡猾

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‎我不喜歡別人碰我的東西

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‎但他們做得很好

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‎所以開始了

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‎什麼?

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‎妳會習慣的

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‎不,我不會

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‎好吧

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‎我們不在時,他們應該幫你收拾行李
‎這樣你就可以走了

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‎瞧瞧,妳顧慮得也很周全

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‎怎麼?

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‎沒事

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‎有什麼我們該談一談的嗎?

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‎沒有

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‎-該死
‎-沒有啦

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‎謝謝你跟我上床

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‎不,我不認為這會改變

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‎我們婚姻的基本不可行性

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‎我從沒這樣想過,好嗎?

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‎這很自私

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‎如果自私是這個樣子的話

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‎-你不一定要配合
‎-別自以為是了

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‎我們結束了

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‎我只是第一段宣傳照時的花瓶

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‎然後我照計畫離開

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‎這不代表妳不能偶爾回來

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‎我只是...

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‎我不想讓事情不清不楚

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‎凱薩琳

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‎只有妳能毀掉死亡聯盟灰燼裡

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‎完美的悲傷名冊

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‎好

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‎很好

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‎這是外相他媽的鄉村碉堡

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‎我們不需要再搜查一次

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‎只要讓大使準時抵達就好

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‎麥克納先生說我們不能忽視

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‎屋內出現威脅的可能性

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‎他擔心丹尼森嗎?

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‎你告訴他,如果他擔心外相

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‎他就太超過了

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‎我們不會對盟友搜身

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‎他說外相是我們的盟友

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‎我不是那麼說的

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‎麥克納先生重申
‎大使的安全是他的專長

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‎我知道

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‎他還要提醒你
‎上次外相跟外交官見面

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‎-那位外交官最後被裝在屍袋裡
‎-天啊,告訴他...

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‎在化學檢驗結果出來前
‎我們會謹慎行事

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‎電話給我

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‎伯特,這太扯了

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‎伯特?

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‎-我要打給國務院
‎-去車外

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‎丹尼森當時在場

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‎正式說來,我最後也在場

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‎在查明是諾維喬克神經毒劑
‎還是高血壓之前

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‎他們有權擔心

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‎好,我只是...

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‎焦慮

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‎完全不會

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‎這部分我沒問題

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‎花園派對不是我的專長

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‎但真正的談判?

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‎我知道,我對妳的能力非常有信心

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‎真的嗎?

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‎真的

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‎我不覺得

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‎妳看過議程了嗎?

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‎當然看過了

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‎真的很長

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‎我給大使簡報冊的最前面

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‎絕對會有一頁大綱

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‎我很清楚他們根本不會看

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‎-夠短嗎?
‎-好多了

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‎-這是明天的議程
‎-好

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‎這一天將分為三個部分

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‎今天你們將和
‎英國代表團一起擬定策略

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‎如何將這三個部分最大化

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‎好讓我們能充分利用外相與

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‎國務卿的會面時間

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‎並提出俄羅斯的策略

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‎你何不直接把卡片給我?

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‎-不能用討論的?
‎-讓我看看上面寫了什麼

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‎是我寫給自己的紙條,沒有用的

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‎讓我看

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‎好

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‎抱、轉移、熊

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‎你說得對

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‎第一

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‎公開展示美英關係緊密

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‎讓俄羅斯知道我們仍是聯合陣線

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‎就像他們第一次入侵烏克蘭一樣

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‎那是擁抱嗎?

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‎-是的
‎-可愛

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‎-第二
‎-嘿

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‎什麼事耽擱了?

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‎安全檢查

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‎他們認為丹尼森會殺了妳
‎就像他殺了伊朗大使那樣?

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‎我認為,即使是開玩笑
‎我們也應該避免暗示

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‎伊朗大使的死與
‎我們最親近的盟國有關

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‎-或是俄羅斯
‎-別這樣

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‎-他已經上緊發條了
‎-我真的沒有

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‎俄羅斯人也不是第一次
‎在英國領土上下毒了

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‎-我想繼續
‎-請繼續

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‎-不會是第二次
‎-議程的第二

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‎-對
‎-第一是什麼?

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‎擁抱

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‎-轉移對伊朗策略
‎-轉移

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‎對

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‎-現在我們知道是俄羅斯...
‎-下毒?

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‎他們把妳當成嫌犯?
‎因為他們該如此

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‎回車上去

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‎我要尿尿

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‎是嗎?

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‎把我當成嫌犯?

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‎不,是目擊證人

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‎艾德拉今天稍晚可能需要跟妳談談

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‎並且見警察

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‎-好,第二,轉移
‎-對

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‎現在我們知道是俄羅斯
‎我們必須從伊朗轉移開

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‎你是說道歉

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‎不是

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‎國務院特別強調這一點

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‎我們不能對喊著
‎“美國去死”的政權道歉

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‎夫人?

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‎安全

211
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‎上另一輛車

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‎你要哈爾跟我搭同一輛車抵達

213
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,194
‎但我想完成議程

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‎-第三是熊
‎-對

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‎-也就是俄羅斯
‎-對

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00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,157
‎那根本是送分題

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‎哈爾

218
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,118
‎這事急不來

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‎謝謝

220
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‎歡迎

221
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‎很榮幸能邀請到妳
‎胡普,我負責伊朗

222
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‎幸會

223
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,706
‎肯波維泰,負責俄羅斯

224
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‎幸會

225
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,168
‎我明白我們欠你一份人情

226
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,005
‎很抱歉讓你久等
‎我以為你們早就先開始了

227
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,799
‎別胡說,妳來得正好

228
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,634
‎你的鄉村很不錯

229
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,720
‎我也很高興能見到你,你一定很驕傲

230
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,431
‎對我太太嗎?沒錯

231
00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:24,683
‎肯波維泰,負責俄羅斯

232
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‎海佛,負責全世界

233
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,732
‎-走吧?
‎-好

234
00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:37,530
‎到底是怎麼回事?

235
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,573
‎我想念那些悅耳的語調

236
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:42,118
‎那個伊朗人一直對我笑

237
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:46,539
‎妳是當紅炸子雞
‎妳撲滅了波斯灣的大火

238
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,040
‎他們知道發生了什麼事嗎?

239
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,836
‎他們不知道發生了什麼事
‎他們知道跟妳有關

240
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:55,172
‎妳一開始就說不是伊朗,妳是對的

241
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757
‎你不居功嗎?

242
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,676
‎我們是強大的團隊

243
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:03,013
‎但大家一致認為妳是捕犬人

244
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,306
‎什麼意思?

245
00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,893
‎意思是妳拴住了戰狗

246
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,020
‎我喜歡

247
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,648
‎我覺得很適合妳

248
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,400
‎我也這麼覺得

249
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,653
‎歡迎蒞臨寒舍

250
00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,448
‎不可或缺的西西莉亞丹尼森

251
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,909
‎當然,很高興見到妳

252
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,619
‎凱瑟琳懷勒大使

253
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,705
‎他很生氣嗎?

254
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,124
‎他...妳說什麼?

255
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,793
‎奧斯汀,他自命清高嗎?

256
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,295
‎是哪一件...?

257
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,172
‎妳遲到了

258
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,132
‎我遲到時,他會大驚小怪

259
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,092
‎這是雙重標準

260
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,094
‎可以不要這樣嗎?

261
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,096
‎我同意,別站在這裡

262
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,139
‎-請進
‎-好

263
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,349
‎雖然不是家,但很溫馨

264
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:50,144
‎謝謝,我是說,很高興認識妳

265
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,900
‎你,肯定就是那位妻子了

266
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,360
‎妳怎麼看出來的?

267
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,571
‎來吧,我帶你參觀一下

268
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‎-好
‎-抱歉打擾

269
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,909
‎你得去安全動線

270
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,619
‎我馬上過去

271
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,371
‎首相來了

272
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,249
‎不好意思

273
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,167
‎好

274
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,048
‎-你好
‎-妳好

275
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‎抱歉

276
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‎雅努

277
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,016
‎國務卿抵達後

278
00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,895
‎我們先從雙方知道托布里吉首相

279
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,689
‎對雷本總統尖銳的言論開始

280
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,901
‎那只是朋友間的激烈辯論

281
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‎接著進行第二項,伊朗...

282
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,239
‎大使,謝謝

283
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,741
‎對議程上會討論
‎伊朗的順序有意見嗎?

284
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,993
‎不,不是伊朗,我只是...

285
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,162
‎我沒事

286
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,207
‎-三
‎-她不好

287
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,751
‎-三
‎-這正是

288
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,836
‎威爾斯太太告訴我們的事情

289
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,297
‎苗條,像妳一樣的女人

290
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:02,258
‎-我想我們應該繼續
‎-我們不應該

291
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,135
‎這是最簡單的結構不平等

292
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,555
‎椅子是為男人的身體設計的

293
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:09,723
‎如果我們希望女性參與會議

294
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,310
‎我們就有義務拉張合適的椅子

295
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,814
‎能給懷勒大使一張合適的椅子嗎?

296
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,483
‎-要幫妳拿張椅子嗎?
‎-我愛我的椅子

297
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,986
‎我很好奇第三項議程

298
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,153
‎也許加個靠墊?

299
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,365
‎完美,謝謝

300
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,704
‎好

301
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,544
‎謝謝

302
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:39,461
‎所以複習一下

303
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:43,674
‎首先,證明了美英關係穩固

304
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343
‎第二,伊朗,第三,俄羅斯

305
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,846
‎謝謝,雅努

306
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:54,226
‎如果可以把一挪到三
‎而沒有其他變動的話

307
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,146
‎那麼我想應該可以繼續

308
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,063
‎當然

309
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,231
‎為什麼?

310
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,320
‎為什麼要把一挪到三?

311
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,073
‎因為妳的遲到

312
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,367
‎加上家具的結構不平衡

313
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,453
‎我們的進度已經落後了

314
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,749
‎第一項可能需要討論比較久

315
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,004
‎-雅努
‎-我們的新項目一,伊朗

316
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,341
‎請大家翻到第四頁,謝謝

317
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,259
‎第四頁

318
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,805
‎我可以當嚮導,我都背起來了

319
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,099
‎尤其是關於厄爾斯比伯爵的那段

320
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,351
‎是威爾斯比

321
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,936
‎我的版本不是這樣

322
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,646
‎沒關係,夫人

323
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,230
‎他不信任我

324
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,774
‎她似乎很能幹

325
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,151
‎也許看看那張名單?

326
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,945
‎你說得對,這是明智之舉

327
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,448
‎他們列了一張我能做的活動清單

328
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,866
‎非常枯燥乏味

329
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,619
‎但我發現如果一次做兩樣
‎它們就會栩栩如生

330
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,331
‎第一件是參觀,你可以選第二件

331
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,252
‎額頭警探

332
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,379
‎好極了

333
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,006
‎我們必須證明伊朗的清白

334
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,593
‎公開聲明而且越快越好

335
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,179
‎所以當我們準備指控俄羅斯時

336
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,932
‎我們已經為新的敘述打好基礎

337
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,559
‎國務院對道歉的態度是不

338
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,061
‎他沒說“道歉”

339
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,647
‎伊朗人無罪釋放明智嗎?

340
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,940
‎他們又不是修女

341
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,610
‎如果俄羅斯的目的是讓我們
‎捲入波斯灣戰爭

342
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:30,948
‎那麼除了無罪開釋之外的任何行動
‎都是給克里姆林宮的禮物

343
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:34,284
‎在我們證明伊朗不是罪魁禍首之前

344
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,830
‎全世界都會相信哈賈大使的死...

345
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,206
‎在你的辦公室

346
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,042
‎向伊朗道歉

347
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,877
‎-不
‎-一場騙局

348
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,130
‎俄羅斯換伊朗

349
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:50,009
‎無論如何,在公布俄羅斯前
‎我們都不能宣告伊朗無罪

350
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,594
‎於此同時,我們要怎麼跟伊朗說?

351
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,513
‎我們可以提供其他讓步

352
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,889
‎別請我喝茶就好

353
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,142
‎她說得對

354
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,727
‎我開玩笑的

355
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,353
‎或是咖啡

356
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,022
‎天啊

357
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:03,939
‎什麼?

358
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,151
‎你們沉溺於強硬派的伊朗陰謀論

359
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,779
‎認為是我們把哈賈的屍體
‎裝進行李箱偷運出去的

360
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,741
‎中情局沒有殺害甘迺迪

361
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,617
‎Q不是網路救世主

362
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,619
‎茶也沒有被下毒

363
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,875
‎我聽說化學測試還沒完成

364
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,794
‎如果他被下毒,肯定不是茶

365
00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:29,256
‎他直到症狀出現後才喝

366
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,508
‎奧斯汀?

367
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,426
‎水

368
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,263
‎我想我們該休息一下

369
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,265
‎好,休息

370
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,021
‎妳知道妳剛說了什麼嗎?

371
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,356
‎我有說你有點傲慢嗎?因為你就是

372
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,568
‎妳說他的症狀是在喝茶前開始的

373
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:50,486
‎對

374
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:56,450
‎中情局或許沒殺甘迺迪
‎但他們把妳偷渡進我的辦公室

375
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,661
‎不久後伊朗大使就躺在輪床上離開了

376
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,579
‎該死

377
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,916
‎妳不該知道的,因為妳根本不該在場

378
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,210
‎對不起

379
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,713
‎讓全世界以為我殺了哈賈,真的很糟

380
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:10,631
‎我知道

381
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:14,218
‎最好不要和撒旦大人同流合污

382
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,015
‎怎樣?

383
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,517
‎你的...

384
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:23,852
‎你的襯衫

385
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,145
‎你少扣了一顆扣子

386
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,149
‎該死

387
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,029
‎不

388
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,825
‎謝謝

389
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,789
‎如果有人問起
‎我們可以說是你告訴我茶的事

390
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,290
‎我很懷疑他們會問

391
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,546
‎更長的討論是什麼?

392
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:53,715
‎項目三,之前稱為項目一
‎我們稱之為擁抱

393
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:56,635
‎他們會注意到我們不見了

394
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,346
‎聲明一下就可以了

395
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,389
‎你愛我們

396
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,267
‎托布里吉就不會再罵總統混蛋了

397
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,726
‎為了表示你的悔過

398
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:06,770
‎你要說“番茄”,而不是“西紅柿”

399
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,064
‎他不會擁抱

400
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,608
‎他想結束

401
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,693
‎結束什麼?

402
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,529
‎我們兩國的糾葛

403
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:19,700
‎結束美國會播亂反正的假設

404
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:25,372
‎英國軍隊沒有美國協助或
‎批准就沒行動能力

405
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:27,916
‎我們受制於你民選官員的突發奇想

406
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:31,587
‎被妳不屈不撓的私利所打擊

407
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,049
‎與美國為敵或許危險

408
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:39,094
‎但成為它的朋友是致命的

409
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,057
‎你他媽的瘋了嗎?

410
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:45,309
‎請保持妳的音量...

411
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,019
‎你要跟我們分手?

412
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,354
‎-首相...
‎-你們拋棄了歐盟

413
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,773
‎蘇格蘭和北愛爾蘭想退出

414
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,735
‎俄羅斯花了一年時間謀殺烏克蘭人

415
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,404
‎現在他們把注意力轉移到你們身上

416
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,365
‎你現在才想重新考慮盟友關係?

417
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,534
‎你說得對,這要討論很久

418
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,078
‎我們來想個對一個近乎核爆的

419
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:08,498
‎反西方神權政權非道歉式的道歉

420
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,001
‎結果並沒有擁抱那麼沉重

421
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,130
‎不是道歉

422
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,466
‎這已經超出可能範圍了

423
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,301
‎-艾利斯特
‎-超出範圍

424
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,761
‎好吧

425
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,348
‎我還可以想到幾件他們寧願道歉的事

426
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,307
‎例如?

427
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:27,142
‎將他們的革命衛隊

428
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,603
‎從外國恐怖組織名單除名

429
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,104
‎那不是重點

430
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,358
‎我想伊朗會直接考慮到重點

431
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,904
‎懷勒大使,我們不再是帝國了

432
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,739
‎我們甚至不是大陸的一部分

433
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:44,701
‎我們只是擁有偉大民主的小島國

434
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,663
‎我們說伊朗是敵人,但他們不是

435
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,373
‎所以現在我們要說點什麼,道歉

436
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,250
‎即使美國不希望我們這麼做

437
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,962
‎因為當世界其他地方
‎不再相信我們的話

438
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,421
‎我們的力量也會隨之消失

439
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:58,006
‎這到底是怎麼回事?

440
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,850
‎好消息

441
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,271
‎首相剛好來到附近

442
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,439
‎順道過來打聲招呼

443
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,423
‎首相,真是榮幸

444
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,966
‎道路在我眼前開啟

445
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:44,678
‎恐怕就像整個肯特郡都往後靠張開

446
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:49,141
‎她健壯的雙腿
‎等著被這野獸般的引擎征服

447
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,852
‎所以我就來了

448
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,608
‎這輛車真不錯

449
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,322
‎跟朋友借的

450
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,574
‎他的名字很難唸

451
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,242
‎所以我想在道德納粹

452
00:22:07,242 --> 00:22:09,828
‎破壞一切前先試用一下

453
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,209
‎天啊

454
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,378
‎聞聞看

455
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,838
‎繼續,各位

456
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,799
‎告訴我,你聞到什麼?

457
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,009
‎朱利安

458
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,179
‎-沒什麼特別的?
‎-沒什麼特別的,對

459
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:31,892
‎而契喀爾,我的恩典以及喜愛的鄉野

460
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,101
‎有某種臭味

461
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:34,936
‎莉蒂亞老是掛在嘴邊

462
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,731
‎你的辦公室事件又重演了

463
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:40,525
‎我是他們選出來的人
‎為什麼好玩具都歸你?

464
00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,403
‎很高興見到你,先生

465
00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:44,571
‎很高興被看見

466
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,622
‎我聽說偉大的加儂是個酒鬼

467
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:56,625
‎所以雞尾酒應該明天一早就會來

468
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:59,753
‎你們在討論俄羅斯
‎所以伏特加顯然符合氛圍

469
00:23:00,253 --> 00:23:01,922
‎這是我的淺見

470
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,632
‎你們想到什麼?

471
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,009
‎我們才剛開始

472
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:11,515
‎你可能會希望在會議後
‎聽取完整的簡報

473
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,600
‎不,我不希望,我現在就要

474
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,022
‎明天的議程已經確定了

475
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,524
‎首先是伊朗

476
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,775
‎-某種...
‎-策略轉移

477
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,193
‎不,先是俄羅斯

478
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,574
‎大國,屠殺烏克蘭

479
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:31,535
‎把我們的航空母艦炸成碎片

480
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,373
‎我們還沒提到俄羅斯的問題

481
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,336
‎很有趣

482
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:47,509
‎我因為缺乏行動而被媒體抨擊

483
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,470
‎《紐約時報》呼籲立即選舉

484
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:55,642
‎加儂明天會過來跟我們並肩作戰

485
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,728
‎大概是要讓我們向全世界
‎發表發生了什麼事

486
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:02,482
‎而在此同時你還沒提到俄羅斯的問題

487
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,903
‎懷勒大使,妳很聰明,妳聽得懂嗎?

488
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,906
‎沒有人忘記俄國

489
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:14,744
‎我只是好奇我的外相是否也別有居心

490
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:16,872
‎當然沒有

491
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,206
‎我問的是大使

492
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,794
‎大使夫人,伊朗有攻擊我們的船嗎?

493
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,421
‎沒有

494
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,006
‎那我們為什麼要談論他們?

495
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:30,051
‎恕我直言,如果俄羅斯陷害伊朗

496
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,386
‎永遠是“如果”

497
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:32,679
‎你可以把伊朗

498
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:36,558
‎從俄羅斯唯一的朋友變成死敵

499
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:40,395
‎他在把你塑造成偉大的政治家

500
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,481
‎未來,有一天

501
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,361
‎同時,有41位寡婦

502
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,281
‎希望她們今天能
‎擁有妳的第二修正案權利

503
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,782
‎而不是未來有一天

504
00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,496
‎俄國人炸毀了我們的戰艦

505
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:01,833
‎或許我們不該再戰戰兢兢
‎就算不是今天,也是明天

506
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,210
‎要說出是誰幹的

507
00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:06,504
‎-長官,請給我們一個機會...
‎-或許你說得對

508
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,009
‎你看看

509
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,636
‎謝謝你,奧斯汀

510
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,764
‎不,謝謝你,你幫了大忙

511
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,558
‎我不走了

512
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,228
‎捲起袖子

513
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,479
‎開始幹活吧

514
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,943
‎(耶穌)

515
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:29,194
‎我是男人嗎?

516
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:30,987
‎(季辛吉)

517
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,447
‎充其量只是一部分

518
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,200
‎這麼說吧,這很主觀

519
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,577
‎樹、池塘

520
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:38,828
‎我還活著嗎?

521
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,206
‎腰部以下吧

522
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,582
‎我認識我嗎?

523
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,709
‎希望不認識

524
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,672
‎不過如果你角逐更高的職位
‎你會說你瞭解

525
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:51,466
‎你會嗎?

526
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:53,551
‎指我瞭解我?

527
00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:55,178
‎不,角逐

528
00:25:55,178 --> 00:25:57,013
‎逃離煉獄

529
00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,848
‎我在享受假期

530
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:01,059
‎胡說八道

531
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:04,938
‎-為什麼?我認識我嗎?
‎-不

532
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,732
‎或許,不

533
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:08,650
‎小心

534
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,776
‎我認識所有人

535
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,152
‎他會喜歡妳的

536
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,029
‎他,真有趣

537
00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:16,908
‎大神殿,轉角還有另一座

538
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:19,703
‎叫做沒那麼大神殿

539
00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,787
‎神殿

540
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:22,414
‎我不是...

541
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,875
‎我是神嗎?

542
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:28,295
‎說的真是妙

543
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,379
‎不是否定

544
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,423
‎我是耶穌嗎?

545
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,468
‎-我是...
‎-絕對不可以

546
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,678
‎奧斯汀

547
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,472
‎嘿,妳是個陰險的小騙子

548
00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:43,059
‎不,我不是,我是亨利季辛吉

549
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:46,938
‎“或許你說的對”?

550
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,941
‎你知道我們在說什麼嗎?

551
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,235
‎指控俄羅斯攻擊英國戰艦

552
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:55,280
‎明天和美國國務卿一起

553
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,490
‎我們只是在討論而已

554
00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:59,617
‎會議現在會變成俄羅斯的簡報

555
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:02,912
‎之後,如果上帝真的存在
‎首相就會離開

556
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:07,417
‎我真的覺得我們該告訴他
‎我們還沒準備好對俄羅斯的指控

557
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:11,338
‎我需要妳聽我的指示
‎妳有辦法做到嗎?

558
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,506
‎妳要我幫忙?

559
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:16,384
‎-對
‎-因為我有很多事要忙

560
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,511
‎我必須告訴加儂,他即將遭到

561
00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:21,765
‎我們兩國開始跟
‎其他人交往要求的突擊

562
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:25,352
‎有時候,我必須當首相的傳聲筒

563
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,313
‎但身為本分的我,要求身為本分的妳

564
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,023
‎伸出援手

565
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,033
‎我能幫上什麼忙?

566
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:45,622
‎他需要一個關於
‎俄羅斯策略的簡要健談簡報

567
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,582
‎一個讓他覺得他...

568
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,167
‎聰明又有控制力?

569
00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,920
‎-我想是吧
‎-他不是獨角獸

570
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,846
‎今天的行程有意外的變動

571
00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,641
‎我們的議程如下

572
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,727
‎一,俄羅斯

573
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,145
‎二

574
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,147
‎俄羅斯

575
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,233
‎三,朱利安?

576
00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:14,484
‎俄國?

577
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:16,361
‎學得真快

578
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,363
‎但正式來說不是

579
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:20,949
‎不是什麼?

580
00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,242
‎俄國

581
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:23,868
‎還不是正式

582
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:26,913
‎我真不敢相信

583
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:33,294
‎我以為印第安人追蹤到

584
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:35,296
‎把船炸毀並開槍的人

585
00:28:35,296 --> 00:28:36,297
‎沒錯

586
00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,883
‎之後,羅馬尼亞情報部門

587
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,970
‎在老鼠戰勝人類的一次偉大勝利中

588
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:45,014
‎-發現他逃往俄羅斯...
‎-先生,事情複雜的複雜度...

589
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:48,226
‎那個他收錢的地方...怎麼了?

590
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,811
‎-倫科夫
‎-正是俄羅斯人

591
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,979
‎為什麼這麼難?

592
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:56,359
‎你們是外交政策顧問
‎手上拿著冷戰時的所有戰術手冊

593
00:28:56,359 --> 00:28:58,987
‎不是去相信地平說的人,尋找邊緣

594
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:05,118
‎長官,我們不能對俄羅斯胡亂指控

595
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,746
‎他們是由一人管理的核武的國家

596
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:12,333
‎他甚至樂於在沒有挑釁的情況下
‎夷平主權國家

597
00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,254
‎我們稱之為種族屠殺
‎俄羅斯稱之為做得好

598
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,381
‎-好,那就指控列寧
‎-倫科夫

599
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:22,260
‎不管他是誰,控告他殺害41名男性

600
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,553
‎還有女性

601
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,973
‎倫科夫只是克里姆林宮的幌子

602
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,727
‎一旦我們指控俄羅斯或倫科夫

603
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,397
‎對北約盟國的英國發動直接攻擊

604
00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:36,691
‎他們就會先發制人

605
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,277
‎在常規戰爭中無法與我們匹敵

606
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,363
‎他們可能打破最後僅存的禁忌

607
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,990
‎核武

608
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:46,159
‎先用戰略彈頭

609
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,120
‎好像它們沒那麼重要,其實不然

610
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,830
‎他開下懸崖了

611
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:53,792
‎如果我們跟隨你的大話
‎一路到底的話...

612
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:57,337
‎-我他媽的什麼?
‎-先生,我想你搞錯重點了

613
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,005
‎是嗎?

614
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:03,426
‎首相很清楚我們不能指控俄羅斯

615
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:06,012
‎除非我們知道該如何回應

616
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,056
‎不然就太瘋狂了

617
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:11,726
‎但他想更進一步
‎而我們還在擔心證據不足

618
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:15,146
‎國務卿在路上了

619
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,191
‎雖然我們可能不需要首相幫忙

620
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:20,568
‎擬定指控

621
00:30:20,568 --> 00:30:24,572
‎但我們顯然需要他幫忙擬定回應

622
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:31,204
‎童言有理

623
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:33,164
‎我會打幾通電話,等我回來

624
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:36,584
‎你們要提供我一些回應的選擇

625
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,838
‎你們有20分鐘

626
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:53,852
‎那個在塔林美國國際民主協會
‎和你一起工作的俄羅斯人是誰?

627
00:30:55,186 --> 00:30:56,145
‎舒曼?

628
00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,066
‎我今天早上過得很愉快
‎謝謝妳的關心

629
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,526
‎我只有20分鐘

630
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,153
‎提出由英國主導的雙邊對俄國回應

631
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:07,073
‎-那個人是誰?
‎-我參觀了這裡

632
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:10,118
‎-結果她是妹妹,不是老婆
‎-什麼?

633
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,245
‎西西莉亞丹尼森

634
00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,248
‎那是他妹妹?

635
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:16,875
‎變化球

636
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,714
‎誰會帶妹妹來?

637
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:26,759
‎她被某個不知名的皇室混蛋甩了

638
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:30,805
‎丹尼森把她無聊的自殺未遂
‎看得太嚴重了

639
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:33,975
‎-該死
‎-現在他不讓她離開他的視線

640
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:36,227
‎她愛她的哥哥

641
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,647
‎說他有點自命清高,但心地善良

642
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:42,609
‎說他的妻子幾年前去世了

643
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:45,403
‎他急需找人上床

644
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,614
‎-天啊
‎-聽著...

645
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:53,912
‎如果我離開,妳得找點事做

646
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,332
‎不然妳會變得很暴躁
‎那對美國來說不是好事

647
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,249
‎哈爾

648
00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:02,962
‎他是妳認識我之前交往過的那些

649
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,298
‎英俊壓抑的書呆子中
‎不錯柏拉圖式的理想情人

650
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,216
‎別假裝妳沒注意到

651
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,845
‎那個俄羅斯人?
‎在塔林冷凍廁所的那個?

652
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:12,931
‎謝爾曼?

653
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,892
‎我是認真的,妳應該上他

654
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:21,481
‎他有辦法制裁鈷寡頭政治家

655
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,733
‎又不會破壞全球的鈷供應

656
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,276
‎對

657
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,446
‎他叫什麼名字?

658
00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,199
‎我不記得了

659
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,167
‎蓋爾曼...

660
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,381
‎班蓋爾曼

661
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,636
‎-需要幫忙嗎,夫人?
‎-不用

662
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:52,971
‎-妳還好嗎?
‎-沒事

663
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,181
‎-妳在大叫
‎-美國國際民主協會的班蓋爾曼

664
00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:58,810
‎我要打給他,我還要資金

665
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:02,897
‎俄羅斯天然氣工業股份公司的副總裁
‎我要...弄清楚

666
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,367
‎嗨,妳知道我替妳工作吧?

667
00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:15,910
‎-知道
‎-羅尼也是

668
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:16,828
‎真令人興奮

669
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:20,206
‎妳以前是領事館副館長
‎但現在不是了

670
00:33:20,206 --> 00:33:23,584
‎所以如果妳需要釐清思緒
‎我就是妳的資源

671
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:27,255
‎羅尼也是,還有其他
‎為妳工作的八百個人也是

672
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,843
‎-等我解釋完...
‎-夫人,我覺得妳應該試試看

673
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,138
‎我認為我們在做部分妳喜歡的工作

674
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,807
‎妳很擅長,但這工作很繁重

675
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,142
‎我的也是

676
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:40,560
‎妳無法兩者兼顧

677
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,311
‎我聯繫到班蓋爾曼

678
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:49,569
‎妳可以進來了

679
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:54,949
‎你,我需要17個對俄羅斯
‎合理的外交報復行動

680
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:57,744
‎我想到兩個了,去多想一點

681
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,873
‎那是...寫字嗎?

682
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,917
‎首相在國會發表演說

683
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,129
‎演講稿根本沒提到俄羅斯或倫科夫

684
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:12,175
‎但妳邀請了2006年
‎在倫敦被俄國毒死之人的遺孀

685
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:15,178
‎清楚表明他說的是俄國人

686
00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,596
‎-他喜歡演講
‎-沒錯

687
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:20,349
‎但就像鈷藍制裁和旅行禁令一樣
‎演講是不夠的

688
00:34:20,349 --> 00:34:22,518
‎所以你才要把他們推銷出去

689
00:34:22,518 --> 00:34:25,146
‎靠他們自己,他們會覺得一無是處

690
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:26,981
‎但全部加起來

691
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,484
‎-感覺就像一條消防水帶...
‎-無名小卒

692
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:32,653
‎-感覺就像多管齊下的攻擊
‎-我覺得不會

693
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,406
‎可惜,“不”不算提案

694
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,743
‎快速說完,讓他覺得是...

695
00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,453
‎-消防水管
‎-沒錯

696
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,468
‎-原來妳在這裡
‎-你在找我嗎?

697
00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:56,636
‎是的

698
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,847
‎這是馬廄的一位先生給我的

699
00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:01,474
‎調皮的馬僮?

700
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,017
‎我覺得他人很好

701
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:05,895
‎你真可口

702
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,898
‎妳能去酒窖偷一瓶好酒嗎?

703
00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,109
‎-那是我的天職
‎-好吧

704
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,361
‎你去幫我們找食物

705
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:14,612
‎喔,拿著這個

706
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,658
‎如果有人問起,就說你就去看紫燕

707
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,326
‎小鳥,但不是紫色

708
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,246
‎不知為何大家都覺得值得走一趟

709
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,248
‎紫燕,好

710
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:31,629
‎旅遊禁令

711
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:35,049
‎所有俄羅斯公民

712
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:40,680
‎他們殺了41名英國水手
‎我毀了他們在肯辛頓的小假期?

713
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,224
‎如果你跟美國協調行動

714
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,393
‎我也會破壞
‎他們在棕櫚灘的小假期嗎?

715
00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:46,310
‎印度

716
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:50,648
‎我們也許能誘使印度
‎加入俄羅斯的制裁行動

717
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:51,816
‎我要去自殺

718
00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:57,655
‎外交的消防水管累積的力量...

719
00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,740
‎狗屁,外交的消防水管狗屁

720
00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:04,245
‎-我想外相想要...
‎-我知道,但我喊狗屁

721
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,581
‎烏克蘭戰爭開打一個月

722
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,084
‎我們已經在外交層級一路往上爬

723
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:13,129
‎我們制裁俄羅斯的債務
‎禁運他們的石油

724
00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,464
‎禁止他們進入
‎環球銀行金融電信協會,對吧?

725
00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:17,758
‎我們打他們屁股,我們虛張聲勢

726
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:20,178
‎我們邊爬邊擊碎梯級

727
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,138
‎已經沒招了

728
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:28,394
‎同時他們轟炸馬里烏波爾的產房

729
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,771
‎砲轟車諾比

730
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:35,651
‎還穿著伊朗的華服
‎炸開我們寶貴的船艦

731
00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:37,778
‎我們為何不能效法?

732
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:43,576
‎如果我們像他們一樣
‎破壞以規則為基礎的秩序...

733
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,703
‎怎麼,我就成了偽君子嗎?

734
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:47,663
‎那又怎樣?我可以想到更糟的字詞

735
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:49,832
‎“戰犯”適合嗎?

736
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:54,003
‎-現在該休息吃午餐了
‎-不,我去休息吃午餐

737
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,798
‎你們留在這裡,飢腸轆轆,專心

738
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:01,260
‎直到你們能想出對俄國的公平

739
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:04,180
‎而不會讓我看起來
‎像個搖搖晃晃孬種的回應

740
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:22,990
‎您先請,夫人

741
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:28,037
‎丹尼森國務大臣
‎可以借一步說話嗎?

742
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,163
‎當然

743
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,668
‎不好意思

744
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:36,295
‎-他們在吃東西?
‎-這樣不對

745
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,385
‎哈爾懷勒

746
00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:45,721
‎-首相,很高興又見面了
‎-過來幫我挖個洞

747
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,391
‎團隊的人呢?

748
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,436
‎我要效法《聖文德之書》

749
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:55,523
‎現在是1268年,樞機主教們
‎對新教宗無法達成共識

750
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,733
‎所以小聖文德會怎麼做?

751
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,026
‎讓他們分散開來?

752
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:03,406
‎他把他們關起來,不給他們食物
‎直到他們下定決心

753
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,325
‎死了三個人,但成功了

754
00:38:06,325 --> 00:38:09,120
‎-天啊
‎-樞機主教們也這麼說

755
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:12,873
‎你跟俄國人打過交道

756
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,418
‎對,幾次

757
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:18,421
‎為什麼這群人一想到要正面衝突
‎就變得這麼軟弱?

758
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:23,092
‎你要我怎麼做?

759
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,931
‎你得去問大使

760
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:33,436
‎我要去找紫燕了

761
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,023
‎紫什麼?

762
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,817
‎毒物篩檢結果還沒出來

763
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,778
‎但不論結果是什麼
‎倫敦警察廳想跟你談談

764
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:45,281
‎-長官,你已經見過他們了?
‎-不只一次

765
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,450
‎如果我們可以...

766
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,618
‎-串通好說詞,會很有幫助
‎-沒錯

767
00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:51,120
‎你們應該坐下

768
00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,213
‎-抱歉把妳叫出來
‎-沒關係

769
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,883
‎只是想確定每個人的時間線都一樣

770
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,510
‎我很樂意複習,早就是個問題了

771
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:10,097
‎還沒有造成問題,沒人注意到

772
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,807
‎誰要告訴我最新情況?

773
00:39:11,807 --> 00:39:15,644
‎我隱約暗示我知道
‎大使的症狀是從何時開始的

774
00:39:15,644 --> 00:39:17,480
‎也就是在我抵達之前

775
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,939
‎沒人注意到

776
00:39:20,566 --> 00:39:21,650
‎你注意到了

777
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,194
‎-沒有
‎-他注意到了

778
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:26,030
‎如果你沒提起,我還真猜不出來

779
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,825
‎但你注意到了
‎這代表他們可能都注意到了

780
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,744
‎咳嗽聲大致上蓋過去了

781
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,246
‎-大致上?
‎-聽起來像是你吞了一隻貓

782
00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:35,164
‎繼續吧

783
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:38,667
‎她什麼時候進入外相辦公室的?

784
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:43,631
‎(美國大使
‎凱薩琳懷勒)

785
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:44,548
‎你不知道?

786
00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,550
‎我知道,問題是...

787
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:50,721
‎妳不知道我已經被審問過了

788
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,057
‎所以我什麼時候到不重要了

789
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,476
‎重要的是你說我什麼時候到的

790
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,478
‎-史都華?
‎-我們還沒吃午餐

791
00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:00,272
‎醫療人員在下午4點26分抵達辦公室

792
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:03,275
‎所以我們就說是下午4點30分吧

793
00:40:04,276 --> 00:40:07,154
‎哈賈大使到底在哪裡倒下?

794
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:10,574
‎他把茶杯放在桌邊,倒在地上

795
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:11,659
‎不對

796
00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:15,913
‎我想我記得那個人
‎在我辦公室奄奄一息的樣子

797
00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:18,541
‎他倒在地上,妳走到他身邊

798
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,584
‎說了些鼓勵的話,我找人幫忙

799
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,337
‎不,他倒在沙發上,我扶他倒在地上

800
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:25,714
‎-她幫了很大的忙
‎-她沒有

801
00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:27,383
‎因為她沒幫忙

802
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:30,261
‎她是在他倒在地上後才到的

803
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:33,347
‎她不知道他是怎麼倒下的

804
00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,559
‎-該死
‎-對,她不該跟警察說話

805
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:38,310
‎我們能不能別談了?

806
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,859
‎托布里吉是怎麼回事?

807
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,819
‎是在演戲,所有這些...?

808
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,572
‎有些是,但不是全部

809
00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:52,783
‎我記得第一次看到他衝上講台

810
00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:55,703
‎宣讀從手背上的塗鴉的演講稿

811
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:58,289
‎並檢查他身後的商標

812
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,459
‎看看他到底要發表什麼評論

813
00:41:03,335 --> 00:41:08,924
‎我覺得他就像個非常聰明
‎但注意力不足過動症的13歲男孩

814
00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:11,051
‎超級博學多聞

815
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,053
‎聰明到不用自己動手

816
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:16,724
‎但又不夠聰明到知道藏起來

817
00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:19,852
‎交換

818
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:26,108
‎第二次看到他衝上台上,查看背景

819
00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,028
‎我發現我低估他了

820
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:30,362
‎偽休閒

821
00:41:30,362 --> 00:41:31,697
‎這招不錯

822
00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:38,579
‎你覺得會下雨嗎?

823
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:42,458
‎-不會
‎-我倒希望會

824
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,126
‎為什麼?

825
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:50,508
‎每天下點雨讓我更容易理解
‎我的整個指令是

826
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:55,095
‎盡可能不要在這世上留下深刻的印象

827
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:06,732
‎妳是悶悶不樂的人嗎?

828
00:42:08,108 --> 00:42:10,027
‎我...悶悶不樂?

829
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,737
‎憂鬱的人

830
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,532
‎妳知道,悲傷的女孩

831
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,952
‎愁眉苦臉、漂泊不定

832
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,746
‎營養不良的流浪兒

833
00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:24,166
‎好吧,我坐在這裡吃你的起司

834
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,835
‎-對
‎-咬著你的帕瑪起司

835
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:28,963
‎我專門吸引悶悶不樂的女人

836
00:42:29,713 --> 00:42:31,215
‎拜託

837
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,426
‎這可能是男人一生中最偉大的一天

838
00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:37,888
‎水在跳舞

839
00:42:37,888 --> 00:42:40,474
‎空氣中飄散著新鮮乾草的氣味

840
00:42:40,474 --> 00:42:42,059
‎而我們在這裡

841
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:47,147
‎受皇室和國家之邀
‎吞食國王掠奪的財物

842
00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:49,275
‎以及廣大的土地

843
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:52,528
‎而我現在又跟另一個

844
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:56,240
‎總能在每道曙光找到一絲希望的女人

845
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,367
‎在一起

846
00:42:59,076 --> 00:42:59,994
‎是啊

847
00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:03,581
‎你悶悶不樂的妻子不是我的職責

848
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,667
‎不管怎樣,我有一點莫名的不安

849
00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,921
‎客觀來說,我是來告訴妳

850
00:43:10,921 --> 00:43:12,298
‎妳掉進一桶奶油裡

851
00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:16,594
‎妳應該有禮貌地
‎閉上嘴巴,然後抹在身上

852
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,511
‎對吧?

853
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,098
‎我以為你很善良

854
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:25,227
‎妳會遇到不善良的男人嗎?

855
00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:30,107
‎他們一開始不友善嗎?

856
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,819
‎我的女人一開始不會悶悶不樂

857
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,867
‎我想是我把情緒引出來的

858
00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,997
‎-你在做什麼?
‎-遠離妳

859
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,249
‎我在吃全世界

860
00:43:47,249 --> 00:43:51,587
‎我不想跟失樂主義者
‎浪費這美好的一天

861
00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,144
‎太棒了

862
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:09,688
‎太好了

863
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,316
‎快下水

864
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:16,278
‎-下水
‎-好

865
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,155
‎-來吧
‎-看起來好冷

866
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:20,532
‎才不冷,給我下水

867
00:44:21,867 --> 00:44:25,329
‎原來你挺殘忍的

868
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:27,790
‎下水,立刻下水

869
00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,376
‎-水很混濁
‎-水很混濁

870
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,628
‎聽著,不,我沒有悶悶不樂

871
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:35,089
‎真的有該死的東西長出來

872
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,006
‎天啊

873
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,385
‎來吧,潛水

874
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,477
‎天啊,好冷

875
00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:49,728
‎才不冷

876
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:52,481
‎喔,該死

877
00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:53,565
‎天啊

878
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:57,152
‎過來幫我取暖

879
00:44:57,152 --> 00:45:00,989
‎這個我倒是做得到

880
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:04,576
‎好冷

881
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,496
‎喔,該死

882
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:09,665
‎緊一點

883
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,765
‎我想你該為了我的麻煩跟我上床

884
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:29,977
‎就是不要

885
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,105
‎那是什麼意思?

886
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,821
‎我悲慘地愛上了我妻子

887
00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:45,325
‎這就是悲慘地愛上她的樣子嗎?

888
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:47,870
‎是的

889
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:52,791
‎這機制對其他人起不了作用

890
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,377
‎-我不相信你
‎-不相信?

891
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,546
‎好,妳摸摸看

892
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,387
‎你知道有藥可以治這個

893
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,390
‎沒錯,也有太太可以治療

894
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:15,230
‎原來你有點掃興

895
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,108
‎-難怪我們都悶悶不樂
‎-是嗎?

896
00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:21,153
‎我很掃興嗎?

897
00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:57,397
‎情況如何?

898
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,817
‎無精打采地朝伯利恆前進

899
00:47:04,154 --> 00:47:07,282
‎我們今天要做什麼治療?

900
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,119
‎對,被妳發現了

901
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,413
‎我有點搞砸了

902
00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:18,043
‎-太好了
‎-老婆都這樣,對吧?

903
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:23,173
‎喝點酒、抽點大麻

904
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:24,508
‎呼吸新鮮空氣

905
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,136
‎演得像專家一樣

906
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:32,099
‎我拚了老命想證明給妳看

907
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,518
‎我可以坐在後座,不動如山

908
00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:37,396
‎那需要真正的鎮定劑

909
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,107
‎天啊,哈爾

910
00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:45,654
‎首相問我他應該如何處理俄羅斯的事

911
00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:50,784
‎我提到該死的紫色藍鴝

912
00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:53,954
‎我沒有給他任何建議
‎我沒有打給任何人

913
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:57,165
‎我沒有在妳背後支持妳

914
00:47:57,165 --> 00:47:59,585
‎我去散步

915
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,169
‎我去游泳

916
00:48:01,169 --> 00:48:04,464
‎我的老二被一個性感尤物掌控

917
00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:09,136
‎當不是妳時,它向來都很乖

918
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:11,263
‎然後我來到這裡

919
00:48:17,811 --> 00:48:18,687
‎什麼事?

920
00:48:23,442 --> 00:48:26,612
‎托布里吉想重演列寧格勒圍城戰

921
00:48:31,116 --> 00:48:32,159
‎有什麼想法?

922
00:48:35,746 --> 00:48:37,122
‎聽起來很糟

923
00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:41,877
‎你只有這個想法?你有多嗨?

924
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,713
‎我不想被引誘說出

925
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,173
‎讓妳恨我的話

926
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,259
‎不是這樣的

927
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:51,678
‎好,妳想要我幫忙,不想要我幫忙

928
00:48:51,678 --> 00:48:54,806
‎我是妳見過最聰明的人
‎我是全世界最白痴的人

929
00:48:54,806 --> 00:48:59,436
‎我們就不能承認
‎我不是唯一的問題嗎,凱特?

930
00:49:00,145 --> 00:49:01,688
‎這究竟是在搞什麼鬼?

931
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:06,151
‎這是你挽救我們婚姻的最新手段嗎?

932
00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:09,237
‎你的角色是老婆?你對我言聽計從?

933
00:49:09,237 --> 00:49:13,158
‎你這麼溫順,我放你走就是瘋了?

934
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:17,954
‎對

935
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:49,653
‎馬里歐,我是凱特懷勒

936
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:53,657
‎再次踏上泥沼,我們走吧?

937
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,664
‎史都華

938
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,711
‎-好,回到議程
‎-等等,等一下

939
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,754
‎一,俄羅斯,二,俄羅斯

940
00:50:07,754 --> 00:50:09,423
‎-三,朱利安?
‎-俄羅斯

941
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:10,590
‎俄羅斯

942
00:50:11,341 --> 00:50:13,552
‎毒物篩檢結果出來了嗎?

943
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:15,762
‎出來了,但這不是我打給你的原因

944
00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:17,597
‎我們何不從那裡開始呢?

945
00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:20,267
‎不是中毒,他是心臟病發作

946
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,935
‎-但那不是...
‎-太好了

947
00:50:21,935 --> 00:50:24,104
‎我感覺真的是...

948
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:27,482
‎-如釋重負
‎-很好

949
00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:29,693
‎為什麼大使要打電話給國防部

950
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:31,695
‎要一份他們要畫的目標清單?

951
00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,281
‎妳能說白話嗎?

952
00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:38,285
‎她打給國防部,要求一份清單

953
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,871
‎列出他們在俄國可以放心轟炸的地方

954
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:44,332
‎我想答案應該是沒有東西
‎是他們可以放心轟炸的

955
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:47,669
‎如果你問軍方想炸毀什麼東西的列表

956
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,713
‎他們都有答案

957
00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,053
‎歐盟?

958
00:50:57,679 --> 00:50:58,513
‎對

959
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,057
‎就你的想法

960
00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,477
‎在他們開口之前,還是開口時
‎我要替他們口交?

961
00:51:04,561 --> 00:51:05,437
‎我明白...

962
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:08,315
‎德國人有小到能邊說話邊吸的老二

963
00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:11,526
‎但令人意外的是比利時人沒有

964
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,070
‎-長官...
‎-我們是大不列顛

965
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,947
‎我們是全球化的英國

966
00:51:15,947 --> 00:51:19,868
‎我們不是在向歐盟乞求
‎某種微不足道的官僚報復

967
00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:22,913
‎雖然我們很想揍回去

968
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:27,209
‎但我們不能觸犯
‎世界第二大核武庫的禁忌

969
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:31,421
‎我們做能讓我們所有人
‎遠離核武天花板的事

970
00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:34,299
‎-長官,我想插句話
‎-夫人?

971
00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,550
‎我想他有話要說

972
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:37,886
‎-她在忙
‎-可以讓我說完嗎?

973
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:40,514
‎-我想他不喜歡
‎-可以借一步說話嗎?

974
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:43,725
‎你要提出聯合國的強烈譴責嗎?

975
00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:46,144
‎-我也不認為你會喜歡
‎-我不喜歡

976
00:51:46,144 --> 00:51:48,480
‎41名英國軍人死亡

977
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,983
‎我有責任表揚他們的犧牲

978
00:51:51,983 --> 00:51:55,779
‎給他們的家人慰藉,向全國人民證明

979
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,615
‎他們會受到政府保護

980
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:01,076
‎聽起來你想炸掉什麼東西

981
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,370
‎我們何不那麼做?

982
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:11,628
‎我有國防部提供的俄國目標名單

983
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:15,507
‎你何不選一個,我們就來炸一下?

984
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,901
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