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[chaotic shouting]

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Am I to assume
that you do not want an office

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- in the managerial suite?
- I may be able to help you out,

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Iain, just until all of this
blows over.

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- [Craig] Frank Flores?
- How did you hear about me?

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Regis Patoff.

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[click, gears clank]

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You know, you're not at all
like he described you.

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Enough about me.
I'm interested in you, Patricia.

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[Craig] Regis Patoff
commissioned you to make

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a solid gold skeleton?

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[laughing]

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Thank you.

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- [grunting]
- [gunshot firing]

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[Craig] Oh, I felt sick on
the way in so I headed back.

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I shoulda told you.

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[phone buzzing]

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♪

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[priest] Descend upon me.
Purify me, Lord.

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Mold me, fill me with Yourself,
use me.

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Banish all the forces of evil
from me, destroy them,

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defeat them, so that I can be
healthy and do good deeds.

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Banish from me all spells,

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witchcraft, curses,
and the evil eye.

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Diabolic infestations,
oppressions, possessions.

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All that is evil and sinful,

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jealousy, deceitfulness, envy,

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physical, psychological...

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[distorted] Moral, spiritual,
and diabolical ailments

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burn all these...
[distorted sermon continues]

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[footsteps thudding]

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...that they may never again
touch me.

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I command and bid all the powers
who molest me,

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by the power of God
all powerful...

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♪

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[sighing]

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[sighing]

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♪

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[breathing deeply]

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[sermon fades back in]

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...In the name of Jesus Christ,
our Savior,

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through the intercession of
the Immaculate Virgin Mary,

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to leave me forever,
and to be consigned

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into the everlasting hell
where they will be bound

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by our guardian angels,
and where they will be crushed

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under the heel of
the Immaculate Virgin Mary.

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♪

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[glass breaking]

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[gasping]
What was that?!

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- [dog barking]
- Who's there?

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Hello?

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What the...

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Whoa, stay back.

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There's, there's glass
everywhere.

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[Patti]
Is anything missing?

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Is anything fucking valuable?

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Hello?

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- [glass crunching]
- Oh, shit.

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Careful.

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[dog barking]

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[dog barking]

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♪

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[barking continues]

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♪

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Wait, what? Babe, you're gonna
be late for work.

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Oh, I called Dr. Grant.
I told him I'm sick.

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Well, what's wrong with you?

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I'm clammy. My throat's sore.

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Maybe I caught
your three-day flu.

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How long have
you been out again?

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Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?

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You know, actually, I'm feeling
a lot better today.

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Good.

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Maybe you could fetch me
some hot tea.

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[discordant music]

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♪

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Mr. Patoff, we have the live
analytics from the focus group.

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Where's Dana today?

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Her son's in the hospital.

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We're sticking particularly well
with males under 30.

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Numbers, what do they mean?

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Number of active users.

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Time spent playing.
Time spent away.

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They like our game?

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The satisfaction report will be
published by end of day.

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Tammy and Chi are still
collating.

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[cell phone buzzes]

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That's them calling me now.
They probably have an update.

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- Answer your phone.
- Oh.

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Hi.

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♪

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- Craig? Oh my God, are you ok?
- Three-day flu.

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I'm infectious,
so just fuck off six feet.

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- Oh! Shoes.
- What?

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New policy.
No exceptions.

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Whose idea was that?

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No, actually, save yourself
the oxygen.

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[shoes clattering]

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[Woman]
This is a masterpiece.

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[indistinct chatter]

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Dude. You're alive.

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Yeah.
Oh, it's a three-day flu.

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Fuck me!
It smells like feet in here.

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They've done studies. Working
barefoot boosts creativity.

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Trust me, Patoff is not doing
this to increase our work.

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He's doing it to assert his
dominance.

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He's up there in fucking
ski boots.

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Why is no one working?

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We are waiting to be told
what to do.

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What? Come on, guys.
I've been gone three days.

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Why aren't we working on
Upskirt Jungle?

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It's done.

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What do you mean it's done?

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[Raul] Patoff had us working
16-hour days to get it finished.

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He signed off on it
late last night.

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We wouldn't have busted a nut
but we thought you had cancer.

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What else would you be
remembered for?

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You...you finished Upskirt
Jungle without me?

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[Raul] You might wanna take
a look at it.

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♪

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♪

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Oh hi, Craig. You alright?
I hear you were really sick.

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What the fuck is going on
around here?

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Wow. You actually did it.

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You went and stole yourself
an office.

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- Sit down, Craig.
- No, no.

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I'm not gonna sit down.
You're the assistant.

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You're not supposed to have
another chair.

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Why didn't you tell me they
renamed my game?

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We can't launch with the word
"Upskirt" in the title.

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- What? Was it his idea?
- We did a brainstorm.

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I don't remember
where the idea originated.

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What about "Pain Forest?"
Or "Achy-Breaky Glass"

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or a million other titles
we coulda come up with!

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Craig, it's too late.

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It's already out to the focus
group now.

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Already!? Already!
Did you even test it?

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I have been watching
the news every day.

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There's nothing on a fatal
robbery in Pomona.

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[sighing]

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"I will attach tendons to you
and make flesh come upon you

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"and cover you with skin.

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"I will put breath in you.
You will come to life.

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"And then you'll know that I am
the Lord." Ezekiel 37.

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[Elaine] That's what
you've been doing all week?

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Memorizing Bible passages?

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[sighing]

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Yeah. I downloaded
the audio version.

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Now I just wake up
knowing this shit.

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I thought that you weren't
coming back.

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Yeah, well, turns out I'm not
safe in my own home, either.

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Somebody smashed our front glass
last night.

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You live in
a bad neighborhood.

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And how do you explain those
three guys in masks?

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I don't know, maybe it's some
random stick-up guys

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who chose the wrong store.

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Craig, I know that this
is upsetting...

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but he's not trying
to kill you.

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[chime sounds]

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[screenshot click]

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[computer game music
and sound effects]

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[glass shatters]

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[character screams]

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00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,480
Raul, did you change the weight
tolerance on this?

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00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,900
No.

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Can you explain to me how
a snake and a monkey team up

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to break a three-inch thick
sheet of tempered glass?

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00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,700
Oh, Patoff wanted to make it
more random.

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- Random?
- Fun.

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[sighing]

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Where's the fun in a game
without any strategy?

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[Elaine]
Will you hurry up?

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[Craig]
I lost a fucking shoe!

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Fuck him!

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♪

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[Craig] What are these,
fucking clown shoes?

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00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,490
Look, they have metal heels
on the bottom.

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00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,500
Who has shoes with metal heels?

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[horn honking]

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- [Elaine] How's Patti?
- She's pissed at me.

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- She found out I went to Pomona.
- How?

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00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:17,760
She must be reading my emails.
She saw my Uber receipt.

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00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,430
Did you tell her
what happened?

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00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,300
No, of course not.
I denied everything.

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00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,260
I told her that my Uber account
got hacked.

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00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:26,220
Why didn't you just
tell her the truth?

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00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,520
Because it sounds fucking crazy!
And when I proposed to her,

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I made her a promise I'd like,
you know, try.

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That I'd show up for work,
and I'd become a Catholic,

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and I wouldn't get stoned
all the time.

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And all this bullshit stuff that
she seems to like.

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[Taco truck server]
For Craig!

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00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,870
Hey, can you get that,
or are you too important now?

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00:12:43,070 --> 00:12:44,890
I want to check in on Patti.

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00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,560
[cell phone chimes]

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00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,780
[sighing]

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00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:17,820
The satisfaction report from
the focus group.

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00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:21,610
I'm sorry that it's so late.
I had a copy printed for you.

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00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,910
What are they saying?

200
00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:27,040
From "charming and addictive" to
"boring" and "fuck this shit."

201
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,660
That's normal. They all hated
"Escape From Leprechaun Island"

202
00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:31,830
but it continues to be
our top-earner.

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00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:34,500
Can't please all of the people
all of the time.

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00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,000
No. I have a couple of follow-up
calls I need to do

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00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,510
in the morning before you
approve it to go to marketing.

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00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:41,300
Tomorrow is Saturday.

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00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:44,010
I was planning on coming in
for a couple of hours.

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00:13:44,210 --> 00:13:46,030
Keep things moving forward.

209
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:51,120
Craig must be feeling better.

210
00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:58,110
I saw him in your office
earlier.

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00:13:58,310 --> 00:14:02,050
Three-day flu. A lot of people
are going down with it.

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00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:08,130
Why do you lie for him?

213
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,460
I'm not.

214
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,440
I mean, I-- I don't.

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00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,100
Craig is having
a difficult time at home.

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00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:30,660
With Patti?

217
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,730
I only conversed with her
briefly,

218
00:14:34,930 --> 00:14:39,710
but I formed an impression that
that wedding may not happen.

219
00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,000
What do you think, Elaine?

220
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:47,870
I think it's something that
they're gonna have to sort out

221
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:49,800
between themselves.

222
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,870
You're right.

223
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:57,350
Perhaps they need time apart
to analyze their feelings.

224
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:04,090
So it's okay if we cut Craig a
little bit of slack right now?

225
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:07,610
Of course!
That's what friends are for.

226
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,360
Okay.

227
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,850
Elaine.

228
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,870
Yes, Mr. Patoff?

229
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:23,790
Your computer?

230
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,260
Kept it mild for you.

231
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,190
Ah, thanks, babe.

232
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,950
Hmm.

233
00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:57,140
Bless us, Lord, and this food
we are about to receive

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00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,400
from your bounty.
Thank you for keeping us safe,

235
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,380
and united, and strong.
Amen.

236
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,800
Amen.

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00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,540
[Craig] What's the deal with
exorcisms? Are they for real?

238
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,210
Or it's just something
they made up for TV?

239
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,790
The Church will sometimes
intervene in cases

240
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:23,090
of demonic possession.

241
00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:25,920
Whether they're real
or imagined.

242
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,300
Have you ever
done one?

243
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,090
- Me personally?
- Yeah.

244
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,600
I've never been
called upon.

245
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,600
Between the two
of us, Craig,

246
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,350
I'm a little disappointed
about that.

247
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:43,650
Do you feel like you've been
under some kind of...

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00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,570
[Craig]
No, no, no. No, not me.

249
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:49,650
It's just this guy at work.

250
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:54,030
I don't know what's going on
inside of him, and...

251
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:57,970
I'm starting to have some really
crazy thoughts in my head.

252
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:04,130
Sometimes we create
an adversary

253
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,340
to justify
our own failings.

254
00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:10,440
Hmm. Wow. This Catholic thing
is pretty brutal, huh?

255
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,650
Why are you
really here, Craig?

256
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,600
Well, at first,

257
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,770
it was so that I could
marry Patti.

258
00:17:22,970 --> 00:17:26,320
Now... Right now,

259
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:31,050
I think I'm just here to
stay the fuck alive.

260
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,760
Who's your enemy?

261
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,790
[Craig] He's Shao Kahn.

262
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,960
He's Donkey Kong.

263
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,620
Sometimes he's fucking Bowser.

264
00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,640
Sorry, I know those are nerdy
references.

265
00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:55,820
♪

266
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,810
He's the boss.

267
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,870
That's all he is.

268
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:07,480
And I shouldn't be
taking him home.

269
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:12,000
But he just lets himself in,
whenever he wants to.

270
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,840
What are you gonna do?

271
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,220
You know? He's the man.

272
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:28,560
♪

273
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,660
[footsteps approaching]

274
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,960
[heavy breathing]

275
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,680
[metal clanks]

276
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:05,960
[shot firing]

277
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,880
[shots firing]

278
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,880
[chaotic shouting]

279
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,840
[distorted computer game audio]

280
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,300
[gasps]

281
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,590
[breathing shakily]

282
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,530
[exhaling deeply]

283
00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,160
Oh, thank fuck.

284
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,000
[children laughing]

285
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:41,490
[knocking at door]

286
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,010
[lock unlatching]

287
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,270
Hello, young man.

288
00:19:53,770 --> 00:19:55,230
May I?

289
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,820
I'd like to play a game
with you.

290
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,210
[sighs]
I'm not allowed phones.

291
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,220
It's called "Mr. Sang's
Jungle Odyssey."

292
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,510
No one will be
angry with you.

293
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:48,160
[computer game music]

294
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:54,020
In your own words,

295
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,320
I'd like you to tell me
how the game makes you feel.

296
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,420
[computer game chiming]

297
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:14,980
[video game music,
animals snarling]

298
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:50,000
Hi, it's Elaine from CompWare.
It's Tan, right?

299
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,660
[Tang]
Tang. Like, taste.

300
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:55,040
[Elaine] Oh, sorry. I know that
it's Saturday morning

301
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,750
so I won't take up too much of
your time.

302
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,130
Uh, so I'm calling today because
we detected an unusual pattern

303
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:03,180
in your gameplay.

304
00:22:03,380 --> 00:22:05,850
It says that you played
"Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey"

305
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:08,640
nine times, for seven hours
and 11 minutes.

306
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,600
And our data says that you
stopped at level 316.

307
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,100
Yeah. Seven hours and 11 minutes
I will never get back.

308
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:18,110
So, you were disappointed
with level 316.

309
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:20,190
Look, I'm running for
the golden egg,

310
00:22:20,390 --> 00:22:24,860
the elephant drops, I die.
Every fucking time.

311
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:28,160
I got so angry I smashed my face
into the patio window.

312
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,090
One star from Tang.

313
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,850
[computer game music]

314
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:42,550
- [elephant trumpets]
- [glass smashes]

315
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,110
[character screams]

316
00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,520
I've completed every single game
I've ever played until now.

317
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,310
So, you stopped at level 316?

318
00:22:54,510 --> 00:22:56,620
I didn't stop!
It glitched!

319
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,030
Kyle, what happened
to your hand?

320
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:04,960
I punched the window.

321
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,700
Because of the game?

322
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,640
Because of that fucking
elephant!

323
00:23:20,770 --> 00:23:25,780
♪

324
00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:35,410
[cell phone buzzes]

325
00:23:36,910 --> 00:23:44,920
♪

326
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,560
[computer game music]

327
00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:02,920
♪

328
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,860
[game animals chattering]

329
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,180
[glass breaks in game,
character screams]

330
00:24:13,380 --> 00:24:14,430
[exhaling deeply]

331
00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,160
Fucking assholes.

332
00:24:20,870 --> 00:24:22,020
[Elaine]
Dana, why are you here?

333
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,150
He wanted shortbread.

334
00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:26,990
Said it had to be homemade.
[laughs]

335
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:31,200
I already ate three
on the drive in-- stop me.

336
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,870
How's your son? Terry?

337
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:35,790
- Timmy.
- Oh, sorry.

338
00:24:35,990 --> 00:24:39,330
Uh, yeah, he's stitched up,
he's gonna be fine.

339
00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:42,100
It's a miracle he didn't hit
an artery.

340
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,190
What happened?

341
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,090
He had a temper tantrum,
and we couldn't calm him down.

342
00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:54,310
He shoved his hand
through the bathroom window.

343
00:24:54,510 --> 00:24:57,850
I don't know if he couldn't see
the window wasn't open or what.

344
00:24:58,050 --> 00:25:00,520
Timmy's not as dexterous
as Darius was.

345
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,480
Dana, does Timmy play games
on your phone?

346
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,210
[chuckles] It's the only thing
that keeps him from kicking us.

347
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,220
You're not shortbread.

348
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,840
I went heavy on the fat-to-flour
ratio, Mr. Patoff.

349
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:31,570
You might wanna watch your heart
if you're gonna eat 'em all.

350
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,140
Was there anything else
this weekend?

351
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:37,280
You're not needed
any longer.

352
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,600
Mr. Patoff.
We have a problem.

353
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,810
I've been following up
with the focus group,

354
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,780
and nobody can get past
level 316.

355
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:51,030
- It's a difficult game.
- I think that there's a glitch,

356
00:25:51,230 --> 00:25:53,870
and we need more time
to test it.

357
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:57,410
They will just have to
keep on trying.

358
00:25:57,610 --> 00:26:00,910
Forever, if necessary.

359
00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:03,420
They're getting frustrated!
Angry.

360
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:07,130
In some cases, it's driven
our users to self-harm.

361
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,880
That's what happened
to Dana's son.

362
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,220
Dana downloaded the game on her
phone, her son played the game,

363
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,220
he ended up in the hospital.

364
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:17,140
This is impossible.

365
00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:22,100
You complete a maze,
you earn a reward, you progress.

366
00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:25,860
An innocent, childish game.
Where's the harm in that?

367
00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:30,530
- We need to delay the launch.
- If we do not launch now,

368
00:26:30,730 --> 00:26:34,240
Mr. Sang and CompWare will
cease to exist.

369
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,450
I analyzed the user feedback and
they lean substantially

370
00:26:38,650 --> 00:26:40,260
towards the positive.

371
00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:46,350
Inform Marketing that we are
ready to launch.

372
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:58,100
"Mr. Sang's Jungle Odyssey

373
00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:01,100
"is the best game
I've ever played."

374
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,200
Brionny from Ohio's words,
not mine.

375
00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:11,880
[inhaling]

376
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,160
[computer game music]

377
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,490
[glass breaks in game]

378
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:22,010
Fuck! Fuck this fucking game!

379
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,080
[sighing]

380
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,830
- Are you going out?
- I need to run some errands.

381
00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:32,810
What? I thought-- I thought you
were feeling sick?

382
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,880
- Are you upset?
- I need some air.

383
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,600
- I need to get out.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

384
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,310
Babe, babe.

385
00:27:41,510 --> 00:27:43,240
Did I do something?

386
00:27:44,740 --> 00:27:46,740
I don't know, Craig.
Did you?

387
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,750
Patti.

388
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,790
There's not enough natural light
in here for them to survive.

389
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,960
At the weekends
I always collect the plants

390
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,340
and put them in the art
department's window.

391
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:17,400
Harriet has the sunniest spot
of them all.

392
00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,030
Thank you.

393
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,830
We can only grow
in the light, Elaine.

394
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:38,570
♪

395
00:28:38,770 --> 00:28:42,050
[zipper sliding]

396
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:51,730
♪

397
00:28:56,110 --> 00:29:04,110
♪

398
00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:17,420
♪

399
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:30,220
♪

400
00:29:35,810 --> 00:29:43,820
♪

401
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:58,710
♪

402
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:12,770
♪

403
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:28,610
♪

404
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,670
[glass shatters]

405
00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:47,590
♪