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- [dog toy squeaking]
- [distant siren wailing]

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[barking, howling]

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- [explosions]
- [alarm ringing]

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[panicked shouting]

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I ain't gonna hurt you.

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Just making a long-overdue
withdrawal.

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But get out of the fucking way.

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- [Nubian Prince] Groundhawk!
- Oh, fuck.

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You used to be a hero,

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and you used to be a friend.

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Kick rocks.

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I put my life on the line
over and over again.

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And what did I get
in return, huh?

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My name on the news?
Screw that.

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It's time I got something
a little more.

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A little more money.

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But I can't let you do this.

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Then stop me, pal.

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[both grunting]

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[yells]

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[grunting continues]

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[grunts loudly]

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[gasping]

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[crying out]

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[groaning]

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[electricity crashes]

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Looks like you could use a hand.

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Nice moves. You're...

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Nubia. Queen of Thunder.

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I'm Nubian Prince.

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Prince of Nubia.

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Well, isn't that a coincidence?

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- [crowd cheering]
- [groaning]

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You want to take
this bird down together?

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Ooh, I thought you'd never ask.

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Bring it!

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- [electricity crackling]
- [shouts]

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[Groundhawk cries out]

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[screaming]

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[grunting]

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[crying out]

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♪ ♪

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[Groundhawk crying out]

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♪ ♪

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[moaning]

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[Nubia] Yeah...

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[without accent] Your
place or mine?

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Boy, where'd that accent go?

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[scoffs] Girl,
I'm from Bakersfield.

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I'm gonna... gonna...

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gonna... [groans]

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[whooshing]

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[Nubia] I cannot fucking believe
you did that to me!

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Oh, you can't believe it?
You were the one that kept

55
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hitting me with
the friendly fucking fire!

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It was an accident.

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You hit me in the nuts, Nubia.

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♪ ♪

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You have any idea what
a thunderclap

60
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- to the balls feels like?
- Ugh.

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Don't be such a fucking pussy.

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Well, there needs to be
some pussy around here.

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I'm sure not getting any.

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Well, you'd get some pussy
if you started

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pulling your weight, Gerald.

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This is exactly
what Dr. Krause said.

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You're always trying
to neuter me.

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[sighs]

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See? This isn't working, NP.

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W-Well, look, uh, hold on, okay?
Except for my balls,

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Martin Luther King
and Malcolm X,

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that battle went great.

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Look, Ashley sent
the media report.

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Our numbers are
through the roof.

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It's too late.
Just sign the papers.

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I need you to sign
the fuckin'... Maya! Hey!

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We didn't see you there.

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Sorry we raised our voices,
honey.

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Tough day at the office.

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You were fighting again.

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Sweetheart, being
a Supe couple is tough.

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You belong to the world,
and your relationship is

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bigger than the two of you.

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And even if you want
something different,

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you can't have it.

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You're trapped.
It's suffocating.

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And sometimes all you need
is a little patience

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while you work through
deeply painful childhood trauma.

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But no one will give it to you,
and your home becomes

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an empty tomb of despair.

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I definitely want to
fuck you now, Gerald.

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Okay, all right, why don't we
go finish your homework

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while Mommy tries
to make dinner.

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Can you do that, Mommy?

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This motherfucker.

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[Nubian Prince] And the
terrorists were vaporized.

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Their cries of horror
echoing through the trees

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as their blood settled
on the pristine snow.

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The end.

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Daddy, are you and Mommy
getting a divorce?

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No. Of course not, honey, no.

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[scoffs] I'm not stupid, Dad.
You fight all the time.

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Well, maybe we just
love fighting.

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But we also still
love each other.

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And no matter what happens,
we'll always love you.

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- [footsteps]
- See? Here's Mommy

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to kiss you good night.
Everything is fine.

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Baby, Daddy and Mommy
are getting a divorce,

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and Gerald's buying you a pony.

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Nighty-night.

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♪ ♪

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[sighs] Mommy's got
some sulfur burns,

113
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so she's gonna take a bath.

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Keep doing your homework,
sweetie.

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[Groundhawk] Fuck you, fuck off.

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Leave a fucking message.

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[automated voice] Mailbox
is full.

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[humming]

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Hello? Uh...
Mr. Groundhawk...

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[Groundhawk] It's my fucking day
off, you Vaught cock-knuckles!

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I'm not from Vaught.
My name is Maya. Maya Nubian.

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- [Groundhawk] You a little kid?
- I'm not a little kid.

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- I'm eight.
- [Groundhawk] Jesus.

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Don't soil yourself.
Door's open.

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[grunts]
It's locked.

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[Groundhawk] Oh, for
fuck's sake! Watch your eyes.

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[Maya cries out]

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Eh, sorry about that, kid.

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I'm not really good
at doorknobs.

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- What, your parents send you?
- No.

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I need your help.

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Jesus fuckin' Christ.
All right.

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Come on in.
You want a soda or something?

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It's not like this can
look bad to anyone.

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I'm not a pedo, by the way.
I don't even have fingers.

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I'm not a goddamn pedo,
Benjamin!

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[whimpers]

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Whoa, this place is a dump. Ugh.

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[can opens]

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Thanks, kid.
[slurping]

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Whoa, dude!

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What happened to your VS5?

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I have anger issues.

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Listen, kid,
what are you doing here?

145
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I gotta get back to
staring into the void

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and trying not to fatally
injure myself when I pee.

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[sighs]

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My parents are
getting a divorce.

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- I heard.
- You heard?

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Aw, look, kid,
truth is we work together.

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All that good guy/bad guy stuff
is just bullshit

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to sell backpacks
and lunch boxes.

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That fight where your folks met,

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that was all a setup.

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It was as fake as
your dad's accent.

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Vaught even wrote
our lines for us.

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Mine were fuckin' stupid,
by the way.

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[Maya] I know.

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My mom kept her scripts.

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I need you to fight them again

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- so they remember
they love each other.
- Hmm.

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My parents got divorced
when I was about your age.

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They tried and all, but their
kid had hammers for hands,

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and kept putting holes
in their shitty trailer home.

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It was better for all of us.

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My parents are only happy
when they're fighting.

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Uh, I mean together.

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They're only happy when they're
fighting bad guys together.

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Well, it is a good time.

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- So you'll do it?
- Sorry, kid.

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Please?
I'll give you all this.

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I'm not taking your money.

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I'll come over
and open sodas for you

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- whenever you want.
- Fuck, that's worse.

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I guess I'll have to
tell everyone you're a pedo,

176
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and you lured me here
with a broken VS5.

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Aw, fuckin' hell!
I knew it'd look bad.

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Oh...

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Fine! I obviously don't
have shit going on,

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and I can't jack off

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so I may as well
crack some heads.

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[grunts]

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- LeBron James, I guess.
- [grumbles]

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You can have the house,
I'll take the Stingray,

185
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we'll split the 401(k).

186
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Uh-uh. No way. I am not
giving you the Stingray

187
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so you can go finger-pop
some young American's asshole

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in the bucket seat; fuck that.

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- [Maya] Mom, Dad!
- [both] Maya?

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- [Maya] Help! Help me!
- Maya!

191
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- Oh, my God. Maya!
- What the fuck?!

192
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[growling]

193
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Put Maya down right
fucking now, Groundhawk.

194
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You know what?
I'm sick of your bullshit,

195
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Nubians. Fight me!

196
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What? You're not even
in our continuity this season,

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you crazy motherfucker.

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Come on, fight me, Gerald.

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Or do you need
that bitch's permission?

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- I don't need
my wife's permission.
- You want a fight?

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You got it, you egg-layin'
motherfucker!

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- [Maya cries out]
- Oh, oh, shit, kid. Are you...

203
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[grunting and groaning]

204
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,128
- [shouts]
- [grunts]

205
00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,214
Get down here and fight me.

206
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,841
Come up here and fight me,
hammer dick.

207
00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,009
You know I can't.

208
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,553
Oh, well, I guess
I'm gonna have to go down

209
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,805
and get him, huh?

210
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,098
Thank you, my Prince.

211
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,433
- [grunting]
- [shouts]

212
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,270
[Groundhawk crying out]

213
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,439
- Mmm.
- [screams]

214
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,191
This is going great.

215
00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,776
[grunting continues]

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♪ ♪

217
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[moaning]

218
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Yes!

219
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,584
[groaning]
Oh... hey...

220
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Wait. Stop!
I made him do it.

221
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,392
I said I'd call him a pedo.

222
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,352
He's a pedo?
As in a pedophile?

223
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,979
Like that dude
from Seventh Heaven?

224
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,148
- Damn, that shit fucked me up.
- I knew it!

225
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,691
[grunting]

226
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,152
[pummeling continues]

227
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,573
- [passionate moaning]
- [Nubian Prince] Uh-huh.

228
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,408
- Yeah, whoo!
- [moaning continues]

229
00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,993
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- [Nubia] Oh, my God.

230
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,120
- Yes! That's my Prince!
- [Nubian Prince] Oh, goddamn!

231
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,289
Motherfucker. [laughs]
Ooh, yeah!

232
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,166
- [Nubia] Gerald! Gerald!
- [Nubian Prince] Nubia. Nubia!

233
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,668
- Whoo, yes!
- [Nubia] Go make me some tacos!

234
00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,712
[Nubian Prince] Tacos! Tacos!
Taco Tuesday!

235
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,757
[birds singing]

236
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,344
[Nubia] Mm.
[chuckles, sighs]

237
00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,679
Mm.

238
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,435
Did your trifling ass forget
to buy coffee again?

239
00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,312
Shit, since when was I
supposed to do that?

240
00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,022
Since I told you yesterday

241
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to buy the fucking coffee,
Gerald!

242
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,026
- [spoon clinks]
- [both gasp]

243
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:58,158
Honey, are those
our divorce papers?

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It'll be better for all of us.

245
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:04,081
- [♪ Lil Nas X: "Old Town Road"]
- ♪ Gonna take my horse...

246
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,417
And, I'm looking at both
your trifling asses.

247
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,586
I want that motherfucking pony.

248
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,754
♪ Got the horses in the back ♪

249
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,173
♪ Horse tack is attached ♪

250
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,674
♪ Hat is matte black ♪

251
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,676
♪ Got the boots that's black
to match ♪

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♪ Riding on a horse, ha,
you can whip your Porsche ♪

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♪ I been in the valley ♪

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♪ You ain't been up
off that porch, now ♪

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♪ Can't nobody tell me nothing ♪

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♪ You can't tell me nothing ♪

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♪ Can't nobody tell me nothing ♪

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♪ You can't tell me nothing ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride
till I can't no more ♪

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♪ Can't nobody tell me nothing ♪

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♪ You can't tell me nothing ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride
till I can't no more ♪

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♪ I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road ♪

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♪ I'm gonna ride
till I can't no more ♪

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♪ I got the ♪♪