1 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,740 I ain't gonna hurt you. 2 00:00:30,823 --> 00:00:33,576 Just making a long-overdue withdrawal. 3 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,078 But get out of the fucking way. 4 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,957 - Groundhawk! - Oh, fuck. 5 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,127 You used to be a hero, 6 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,795 and you used to be a friend. 7 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:45,963 Kick rocks. 8 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,466 I put my life on the line over and over again. 9 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,968 And what did I get in return, huh? 10 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,846 My name on the news? Screw that. 11 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,973 It's time I got something a little more. 12 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,725 A little more money. 13 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,477 But I can't let you do this. 14 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,395 Then stop me, pal. 15 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:30,132 Looks like you could use a hand. 16 00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,092 Nice moves. You're... 17 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,637 Nubia. Queen of Thunder. 18 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,347 I'm Nubian Prince. 19 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,307 Prince of Nubia. 20 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:41,519 Well, isn't that a coincidence? 21 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:48,108 You want to take this bird down together? 22 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:50,903 Ooh, I thought you'd never ask. 23 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:51,946 Bring it! 24 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:27,231 Yeah... 25 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,649 Your place or mine? 26 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,652 Boy, where'd that accent go? 27 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,071 Girl, I'm from Bakersfield. 28 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:38,409 I'm gonna... gonna... 29 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,078 gonna... 30 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,422 I cannot fucking believe you did that to me! 31 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,090 Oh, you can't believe it? You were the one that kept 32 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,508 hitting me with the friendly fucking fire! 33 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:57,386 It was an accident. 34 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:58,929 You hit me in the nuts, Nubia. 35 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,394 You have any idea what a thunderclap 36 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,896 - to the balls feels like? - Ugh. 37 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,606 Don't be such a fucking pussy. 38 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,524 Well, there needs to be some pussy around here. 39 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,151 I'm sure not getting any. 40 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,277 Well, you'd get some pussy if you started 41 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,237 pulling your weight, Gerald. 42 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:16,906 This is exactly what Dr. Krause said. 43 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,240 You're always trying to neuter me. 44 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:22,453 See? This isn't working, NP. 45 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,289 W-Well, look, uh, hold on, okay? Except for my balls, 46 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,583 Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, 47 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,710 that battle went great. 48 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,629 Look, Ashley sent the media report. 49 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,339 Our numbers are through the roof. 50 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,673 It's too late. Just sign the papers. 51 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,843 I need you to sign the fuckin'... Maya! Hey! 52 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:40,512 We didn't see you there. 53 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,681 Sorry we raised our voices, honey. 54 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:43,891 Tough day at the office. 55 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,893 You were fighting again. 56 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,520 Sweetheart, being a Supe couple is tough. 57 00:03:48,604 --> 00:03:50,397 You belong to the world, and your relationship is 58 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:51,857 bigger than the two of you. 59 00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,275 And even if you want something different, 60 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:54,276 you can't have it. 61 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,904 You're trapped. It's suffocating. 62 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,907 And sometimes all you need is a little patience 63 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:03,452 while you work through deeply painful childhood trauma. 64 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,955 But no one will give it to you, and your home becomes 65 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,915 an empty tomb of despair. 66 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:11,168 I definitely want to fuck you now, Gerald. 67 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,754 Okay, all right, why don't we go finish your homework 68 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,756 while Mommy tries to make dinner. 69 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,216 Can you do that, Mommy? 70 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,385 This motherfucker. 71 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,304 And the terrorists were vaporized. 72 00:04:22,388 --> 00:04:25,182 Their cries of horror echoing through the trees 73 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,477 as their blood settled on the pristine snow. 74 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,604 The end. 75 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:33,399 Daddy, are you and Mommy getting a divorce? 76 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:36,860 No. Of course not, honey, no. 77 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,697 I'm not stupid, Dad. You fight all the time. 78 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,074 Well, maybe we just love fighting. 79 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:45,494 But we also still love each other. 80 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:49,206 And no matter what happens, we'll always love you. 81 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,291 - See? Here's Mommy 82 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,837 to kiss you good night. Everything is fine. 83 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,881 Baby, Daddy and Mommy are getting a divorce, 84 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,550 and Gerald's buying you a pony. 85 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,176 Nighty-night. 86 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,432 Mommy's got some sulfur burns, 87 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,434 so she's gonna take a bath. 88 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,519 Keep doing your homework, sweetie. 89 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,282 Fuck you, fuck off. 90 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:24,575 Leave a fucking message. 91 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,119 Mailbox is full. 92 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:43,260 Hello? Uh... Mr. Groundhawk... 93 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,679 It's my fucking day off, you Vaught cock-knuckles! 94 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:49,391 I'm not from Vaught. My name is Maya. Maya Nubian. 95 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,769 - You a little kid? - I'm not a little kid. 96 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,437 - I'm eight. - Jesus. 97 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,148 Don't soil yourself. Door's open. 98 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,609 It's locked. 99 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:02,654 Oh, for fuck's sake! Watch your eyes. 100 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:10,037 Eh, sorry about that, kid. 101 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,830 I'm not really good at doorknobs. 102 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:14,124 - What, your parents send you? - No. 103 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,460 I need your help. 104 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,506 Jesus fuckin' Christ. All right. 105 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,466 Come on in. You want a soda or something? 106 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,426 It's not like this can look bad to anyone. 107 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,346 I'm not a pedo, by the way. I don't even have fingers. 108 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,765 I'm not a goddamn pedo, Benjamin! 109 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:35,145 Whoa, this place is a dump. Ugh. 110 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:40,901 Thanks, kid. 111 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,279 Whoa, dude! 112 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,864 What happened to your VS5? 113 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,407 I have anger issues. 114 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,201 Listen, kid, what are you doing here? 115 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:51,203 I gotta get back to staring into the void 116 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,455 and trying not to fatally injure myself when I pee. 117 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,084 My parents are getting a divorce. 118 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,795 - I heard. - You heard? 119 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:03,966 Aw, look, kid, truth is we work together. 120 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,718 All that good guy/bad guy stuff is just bullshit 121 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,638 to sell backpacks and lunch boxes. 122 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,223 That fight where your folks met, 123 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,683 that was all a setup. 124 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,768 It was as fake as your dad's accent. 125 00:07:14,852 --> 00:07:16,854 Vaught even wrote our lines for us. 126 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,605 Mine were fuckin' stupid, by the way. 127 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:19,898 I know. 128 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,276 My mom kept her scripts. 129 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:23,735 I need you to fight them again 130 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:26,864 - so they remember they love each other. - Hmm. 131 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,658 My parents got divorced when I was about your age. 132 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,911 They tried and all, but their kid had hammers for hands, 133 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:35,581 and kept putting holes in their shitty trailer home. 134 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,791 It was better for all of us. 135 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:41,253 My parents are only happy when they're fighting. 136 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:42,880 Uh, I mean together. 137 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,674 They're only happy when they're fighting bad guys together. 138 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,426 Well, it is a good time. 139 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,720 - So you'll do it? - Sorry, kid. 140 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,055 Please? I'll give you all this. 141 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,390 I'm not taking your money. 142 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,142 I'll come over and open sodas for you 143 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,394 - whenever you want. - Fuck, that's worse. 144 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,522 I guess I'll have to tell everyone you're a pedo, 145 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:04,359 and you lured me here with a broken VS5. 146 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,820 Aw, fuckin' hell! I knew it'd look bad. 147 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,488 Oh... 148 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,826 Fine! I obviously don't have shit going on, 149 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:14,077 and I can't jack off 150 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,996 so I may as well crack some heads. 151 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:22,294 - LeBron James, I guess. 152 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,962 You can have the house, I'll take the Stingray, 153 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:25,297 we'll split the 401. 154 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,758 Uh-uh. No way. I am not giving you the Stingray 155 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,177 so you can go finger-pop some young American's asshole 156 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,887 in the bucket seat; fuck that. 157 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,805 - Mom, Dad! - Maya? 158 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:34,932 - Help! Help me! - Maya! 159 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,225 - Oh, my God. Maya! - What the fuck?! 160 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:40,646 Put Maya down right fucking now, Groundhawk. 161 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,606 You know what? I'm sick of your bullshit, 162 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,024 Nubians. Fight me! 163 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:46,360 What? You're not even in our continuity this season, 164 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:47,903 you crazy motherfucker. 165 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,613 Come on, fight me, Gerald. 166 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,199 Or do you need that bitch's permission? 167 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,742 - I don't need my wife's permission. - You want a fight? 168 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,578 You got it, you egg-layin' motherfucker! 169 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:59,414 - Oh, oh, shit, kid. Are you... 170 00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,214 Get down here and fight me. 171 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,841 Come up here and fight me, hammer dick. 172 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,009 You know I can't. 173 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,553 Oh, well, I guess I'm gonna have to go down 174 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,805 and get him, huh? 175 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,098 Thank you, my Prince. 176 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,439 - Mmm. 177 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,191 This is going great. 178 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,124 Yes! 179 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,584 Oh... hey... 180 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,016 Wait. Stop! I made him do it. 181 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,392 I said I'd call him a pedo. 182 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,352 He's a pedo? As in a pedophile? 183 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,979 Like that dude from Seventh Heaven? 184 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,148 - Damn, that shit fucked me up. - I knew it! 185 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,573 - Uh-huh. 186 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,408 - Yeah, whoo! 187 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:17,993 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 188 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,120 - Yes! That's my Prince! - Oh, goddamn! 189 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:22,289 Motherfucker. Ooh, yeah! 190 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,166 - Gerald! Gerald! - Nubia. Nubia! 191 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,668 - Whoo, yes! - Go make me some tacos! 192 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,712 Tacos! Tacos! Taco Tuesday! 193 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,344 Mm. 194 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,679 Mm. 195 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,435 Did your trifling ass forget to buy coffee again? 196 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,312 Shit, since when was I supposed to do that? 197 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,022 Since I told you yesterday 198 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,232 to buy the fucking coffee, Gerald! 199 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:58,158 Honey, are those our divorce papers? 200 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,827 It'll be better for all of us. 201 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:04,081 - [ Gonna take my horse... 202 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,417 And, I'm looking at both your trifling asses. 203 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,586 I want that motherfucking pony.