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黑袍糾察隊：惡魔

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124個讚–盡情生活

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與寶貝一起翱翔天際

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46個讚–乾杯

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恐龍103，芝加哥

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住在3D的博伊德

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–你他媽的別擋路
–真抱歉！

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沃特新鮮農場

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贏得500元
購物中心禮品卡

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雪莉辛克萊

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雪莉

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滾吧，混帳東西！

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天啊！是她，這是我的機會！

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妳好，我正要給妳這個

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我討厭我的愚蠢雀斑

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沃特
面貌

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潛水王

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膏鐵俠

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半透人

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護國超人

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帥

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喜歡你看到的？
徵求產品測試員…

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釋放潛在的你！

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沃特

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杜恩先生，可以了嗎？

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可以，我想是吧

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我們要開始測試
這個潛力無窮的超夯產品

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這種活化保濕霜
可以反映你的想像

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實際去雕塑你的五官

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有一些限制，但構想就是外在的你

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總算能以最好的方式
來匹配內在的你

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把這個塗在你的臉上

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這安全吧？

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杜恩先生

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我們依法不能說你可以信任我們

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但是你可以信任我們

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現在閉上眼睛，集中注意力

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想像你的臉，但要是最好的版本

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好，沒問題

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你有什麼感覺嗎？

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有點熱熱的，但那是…

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事實上…
感覺好像有小蟲子鑽進我的臉

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那表示起作用了，繼續用心想像

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想像你想要的面容

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你想擁有的人生！

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我正在努力，但這真他媽的痛

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我的媽啊

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–成功了！
–我們做到了

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這可以持續多久？

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幾天吧，之後還要重新塗抹

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但兩次劑量之間
最好休息一段時間，好嗎？

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給你，不過要慢慢用
這只是產品原型

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你好

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你好，我叫博伊德

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幸會了…我是說…搞什麼啊？

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去找個新女友吧，我們結束了！

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妳好！

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我正要把這個送過去

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我是博伊德，住在3D的博伊德杜恩

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妳顯然是住在3G的雪莉辛克萊

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天啊

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顯然是！

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我不敢相信你就住在隔壁
我們竟然沒見過

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那我們何不聚聚呢？

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好吃，有人請客？

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#週日聖代

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好大一份，哇！
上面放了櫻桃，哈哈

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真美！

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你們正式交往了？

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天啊，妳實在太性感了

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好！

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慘了！

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早安

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怎麼回事？

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妳看起來好像貓女！

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我以為那只是保濕霜

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–所以我擦了…
–該死！

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我該告訴妳，那是實驗性面霜

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–是沃特在測試的產品
–博伊德

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–老天，我真的很抱歉
–博伊德！

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沒關係的，我喜歡

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妳喜歡？妳長了貓鬚

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我知道，這不是很棒嗎？

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說真的，我一直想成為這種人

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一個貓女

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你喜歡嗎？

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別鬧了

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你們好，要喝什麼？

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麻煩兩杯咖啡

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兩杯特別熱的咖啡馬上就來

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嗨…

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哇靠！

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喵！看來我們是最新的熱門話題

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那是什麼意思？

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我們來看看…

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老天， 真替妳高興

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何時才能見到我的貓女孩

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也許異性戀情侶挺可愛的

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給我來個舌浴
我能當妳的貓抓板嗎？

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美味！

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和你共享午後的陽光最棒了

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和妳共享午後的陽光最棒了

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可以幫我拿手機嗎？

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謝謝

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博伊德和雪莉算是動物戀嗎？

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不要再和你的寵物搞了

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哦哦！憤怒的貓咪！

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#瘋子–不–遜咖

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博伊德杜恩

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#週一大頭照

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錯誤
你的帳戶已被停用

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你們對願景霜的依賴性

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迫使我們進行重大損害控制

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你們的魯莽行為
不再符合公司的標準

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–妳開什麼玩笑？
–妳不能開除我們！

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不，我們可以
你們簽了合約，笨蛋

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我們需要更多願景霜
拜託

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滾蛋！

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怎麼了？

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我一直很喜歡妳的雀斑

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我要去尿尿

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你敢！

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–不！
–不！

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#一個月後

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2個讚–博伊德#一個月後

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嘿

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嘿

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3D？

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–我知道，我看起來很糟
–雪莉…

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不要隱藏起來

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我看到你了，博伊德杜恩

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杜恩先生？博伊德？

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妳放了多少化合物V…

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太多了，我加太多了

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改編自炸藥娛樂漫畫《黑袍糾察隊》系列

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由蓋斯恩尼斯著作

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字幕翻譯：陳彬彬

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