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黑袍纠察队：恶魔

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124个赞
正过着我们最好的生活

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跟爱侣逍遥快活

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干杯

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恐龙103
芝加哥

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3D号房的博伊德

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-他妈的别挡道！
-不好意思！真对不起！

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沃特清新农场

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赢得500块
购物中心礼品卡！

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谢莉辛克莱尔

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谢莉

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你去死吧 王八蛋！

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天啊！是她 我的机会来了！

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嗨！我正想把这封信送回去

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我讨厌死我的雀斑了

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沃特
美颜

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深海

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火车头

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透明人

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祖国人

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帅

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喜欢这个形象吗？
招聘产品测试员…

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释放潜藏的你！

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沃特

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都搞定了吗 杜恩先生？

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嗯 应该是的

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先从我们最有畅销潜力的产品开始

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这个激活保湿面霜专门设计于

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根据你的想象来塑造你的脸部特征

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当然是有限制的
不过我们希望能以最佳方式

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最终让外表与内心相匹配

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把这个涂到整张脸上

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这个没有危害的吧？

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杜恩先生

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我们不能说你可以相信我们
因为这是违法的

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但你可以相信我们

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现在请闭上眼睛 集中精神

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想象你的样子 不过是最帅的样子

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好的 当然了

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你有没有任何感觉？

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有点暖呼呼的 不过…

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其实…感觉有很多小虫子
在我的脸里面挖洞

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那就是说起效果了
继续 更专心地想象

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想象你希望拥有的那张脸

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你想过的生活！

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我在努力 但这真的很疼

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我的天啊

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-凑效了！
-成功了！

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效果能持续多久？

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几天 然后得继续涂用产品

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但在每次涂用之间
最好间隔一段时间 明白吗？

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给 不过悠着点 这还只是原型

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你好

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你好啊 我叫博伊德

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很高兴让你高兴…我是说…搞什么？

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结束了 你这混蛋！

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嗨！

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我正想把这个给你送过去

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我叫博伊德 博伊德杜恩 住在3D号房

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很显然 你是3G号房的谢莉辛克莱尔

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我的天啊

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很显然！

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真不敢相信你就住隔壁
而我们居然从来没见过面

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那…要不我们就认识一下吧？

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吃大餐 有人请客吗？

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#星期天吃圣代

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好大碗 哇
上面有颗樱桃 笑死了

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真漂亮！

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妈呀 你们俩正式在一起了？

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我的天啊 你好性感

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好！耶！

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该死！

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早上好

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搞什么？

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你看起来像一只猫！

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我还以为那是保湿面霜

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-所以我就抹了…
-惨了！

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那是一种实验性面霜

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-沃特做试验用的
-博伊德

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-老天爷 真对不起 惨了…
-博伊德！

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没关系 我喜欢这个样子

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你喜欢？你长着猫须

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对啊 看起来很棒吧？

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说真的 我一直想变成这个样子

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一只性感小野猫

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你喜欢吗？

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别说了

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你们好 想吃什么？

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来两杯咖啡 谢谢

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两杯超滚烫的咖啡马上到

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你们好…

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哇塞！

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喵！我们现在风头正盛劲呀

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这意味着什么呢？

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来了解一下…

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天啊
真为你们感到高兴

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我什么时候才能遇到我的猫女郎

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可能异性恋伴侣很可爱

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给我一场激烈的舌吻
我能当你的猫抓板吗？

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美味！

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下午跟你一起晒着太阳是最棒的

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下午跟你一起晒着太阳是最棒的

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帮我把手机递过来 好吗？

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谢谢

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博伊德和谢莉喜欢人兽性交？

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别再跟你的宠物乱搞了 伙计

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啊哦！
愤怒的小猫！

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#疯子-不咋的-窝囊废

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博伊德杜恩

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#星期一入狱照

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错误
你已被禁

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你们显然对易容霜上瘾了

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逼得我们只好进行重大损伤控制

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而你们放荡鲁莽的行为
已经不符合公司标准了

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-你他妈的别跟我开玩笑
-你不能炒掉我们！

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我们可以 你们签了合约的 白痴

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再给我们一些易容霜 求你了！

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滚远点！

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怎么了？

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我以前一直都喜欢你的雀斑

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我要去尿尿

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你好大的胆子！

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-不！
-不！

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#一个月后

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博伊德3D #一个月后

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嘿

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嘿

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3D的信

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-我知道 我很丑
-谢莉…

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别把它们遮起来

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我看到你了 博伊德杜恩

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杜恩先生？博伊德？

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你到底在里面加了多少五号化合物…

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太多了 我加了太多了

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改编自炸药娱乐公司的
漫画系列《英雄克星》

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由加斯恩尼斯撰写

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字幕翻译：李小秀

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创意监督
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