1 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,554 - [bottles rattling] - [heavy panting] 2 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,639 [whimpering] 3 00:00:15,099 --> 00:00:17,518 [growling] 4 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:19,437 [gunshot] 5 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,655 [rave music thumping] 6 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,455 - [indistinct chatter] - [ravers clamoring] 7 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:58,100 [high-pitched droning] 8 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,186 [knocking on door] 9 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:04,982 [knocking continues] 10 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,693 [groaning] 11 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:10,696 [knocking continues] 12 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,532 Ugh. Fuck off, already. 13 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,075 [grunts] 14 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,786 [knocking continues] 15 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:19,747 The fuck, man? 16 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:24,710 Go the fuck away! 17 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,213 [panting] 18 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,803 - All right, my son? - [grunts] 19 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:35,554 - Know who I am? - Who? 20 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,140 Good. Let's keep it that way. 21 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,642 [grunts] Jesus. 22 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,230 [Butcher] Oswald Daneeka. Drug dealer 23 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,190 to the superhuman community. 24 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,192 - Whatever they want, you get. - Exactly, motherfucker. 25 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,152 So you know who I can call and what they can do to you. 26 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,654 So get the fuck out of here, before I... 27 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,781 Where do you keep all the dead kids' blood, then? 28 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,407 Eh? Up here? 29 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,786 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 30 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,538 'Course you do. 31 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,456 Dead kids' blood, you know, 32 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,416 from leukemia and fibrosis and that. 33 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,252 The big metal cunt, Ironcast, 34 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,795 he drinks it recreationally. 35 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,672 Says he can taste the despair. 36 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,757 [grunts] 37 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,010 Also says it's the only thing that raises the flag 38 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:17,388 these days. [chuckles] 39 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:19,640 "Oh, fuck, he knows. 40 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,684 How the fuck can he know? How?" 41 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,937 But I know everything, mate, rest assured. 42 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,773 I know you get crystal for them two muppets, 43 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,401 A-Train and Jack from Jupiter. 44 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:34,446 I know you get Queen Maeve her happy pills. 45 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:40,411 And I know you get coke for that cunt the Homelander. 46 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,747 Cut with human adrenaline, the way he likes it. 47 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,544 Wonder who that comes from? 48 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,337 Never mind. 49 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,131 It pays for all this, doesn't it? 50 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:55,718 Oh, and don't you supply the Great Wide Wonder? 51 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:58,012 'Course, he's not one of the Seven, 52 00:02:58,095 --> 00:03:00,264 but a customer's a customer, right? 53 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,808 Tell me something, son. 54 00:03:02,892 --> 00:03:04,977 What's he into? 55 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:07,062 I'm not telling you a fucking thing. 56 00:03:11,150 --> 00:03:13,402 Okay. All right. All right! Enemas. 57 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,820 Is that right? 58 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:17,364 [O.D.] Heroin enemas, man. 59 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,034 I'm the only one he trusts to fix them right. 60 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,913 Okay, and here we go. 61 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,164 [sighs] 62 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,124 [humming] 63 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,126 [moaning] 64 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,629 [laughs] Stroll on. 65 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,756 Well, when you're doing what only you can do for him, 66 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,050 you're gonna make sure this finds its way into the mix. 67 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,551 [O.D.] What is that? 68 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:40,596 It's something a mad French bastard I know came up with. 69 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:44,308 Said it'll suit the Great Wide Wonder right down to the ground. 70 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,067 [O.D.] Okay. 71 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,693 Okay, I mean, 72 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,946 I guess I don't have a choice, do I? 73 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,615 Die, you old fucker! [grunts] 74 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,786 No, no, no, please. [screams] 75 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,038 Oh, God! Oh, God, no. No, no, no! 76 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:08,123 You'll believe a cunt can fly. 77 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,167 Except you won't. 78 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,127 [screaming] 79 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,254 Aah! Oh, God. Please. Oh, fuck. 80 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,298 - [screams] - [grunts] 81 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,550 [chuckles] Come on, O.D. 82 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,594 What bloody use would you be to me spread all over the street 83 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,262 like strawberry jam? 84 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,265 Nah, what I'll do if you don't slip this shit 85 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:28,477 to the Great Wide Wanker is call a nasty bastard I know 86 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,437 at the D.E.A. You know what your supes 87 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:31,855 will do for you then, don't ya? 88 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,649 - Oh, geez, fuck... - Fuck off at warp factor nine, 89 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,859 that's what they'll do, leaving you on your Jack Jones. 90 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,861 And you know where you'll end up after that? 91 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,531 Prison, where you'll spend the rest of your days 92 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,409 with huge and horrible men using you as a condom 93 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,869 while they make huge and horrible love. 94 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,665 I'll be in touch. You just make sure 95 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,333 he gets the good news like I told you. 96 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,419 Oh, Jesus, man. 97 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,713 What did I do to deserve this? 98 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,674 [laughing] 99 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,760 Come on, Terror. Off we go, mate. 100 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,179 [groans] 101 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:08,809 [crowd cheering] 102 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,145 Oh, fuck. [exhales] 103 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,480 [panting] 104 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,357 - [barking] - [grunts] 105 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:17,276 [Butcher] Sorted? 106 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,569 Good. 107 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,945 Who's this fucking guy? 108 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:21,989 The strong, silent type. 109 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,283 Oh... [chuckles] Very funny. 110 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,535 This is fucking dangerous, man. 111 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,871 What if they spot me? They'll know I spiked his shit. 112 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:31,582 [Butcher] No one's gonna be looking at us, believe me. 113 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,543 And I didn't want you to miss all the fun you helped stir up. 114 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,587 [woman] Hello, New York. 115 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,505 [Butcher] Speaking of. 116 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,841 Are you ready to give it up 117 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:44,011 for the greatest heroes the world has ever known? 118 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,888 From the Seven, 119 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:47,931 Jack from Jupiter! 120 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,517 - Hello, Earthlings. Cheerio! - [crowd cheering] 121 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,352 Thank you, thank you. 122 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,980 Queen Maeve! 123 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,607 - [crowd cheering] - [sighs] 124 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,442 Kill me. [chuckles] 125 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,486 Fucking hate this. 126 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,946 And the man himself, 127 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,949 - the Homelander! - [crowd cheering] 128 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,914 Good morning! 129 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,249 - [man] Homelander! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 130 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,668 Great to see you. 131 00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,420 We're here to recognize a hero 132 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:20,798 who shines so brightly, we can wait no longer 133 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,717 to bestow upon him our very highest honor. 134 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,469 - [cheering] - [clamoring] 135 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,804 Please welcome 136 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,014 the Great Wide Wonder! 137 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:31,642 [crowd cheering] 138 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,687 Yeah! [whoops] 139 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 140 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,484 Are we gonna do this?! 141 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,861 All right. Yeah! 142 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,864 - [muffled] Great Wide Wonder! - [heartbeat thumping rapidly] 143 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,866 Where my people?! [sniffles] 144 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,035 [whoops] 145 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:51,495 Super Hero Hall of Fame! 146 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,956 Okay. How far he has come. 147 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,083 How high he has flown. 148 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:59,002 Through the fiery crucible of battle he has soared and... 149 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,255 - [whooping] - And-And so... 150 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:04,258 we induct him into the Superhero Hall of Fame! 151 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:06,718 As he flies through the flaming ring 152 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:09,096 held aloft by Ironcast. 153 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,181 [men chanting over dramatic music] 154 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,437 [grunts] 155 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:20,816 And now, let the Great Wide Wonder soar. 156 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:25,112 Papa needs a new pair of shoes! 157 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,489 [crowd cheering] 158 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,158 [sighs] Why, man? 159 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,660 I mean, why do you want to fuck with these fucking guys anyway? 160 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,371 Your mate there-- the Great Wide Wonder-- 161 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,874 he was at a party last year. 162 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,625 Private celebration after he gave 163 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,586 the commencement address at Columbia. 164 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,629 Took a couple of honor students for... 165 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,507 well, I suppose you'd call it a flying fuck. 166 00:07:45,591 --> 00:07:49,428 Thing is, it's a bit fucking cold way up there. 167 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,889 By the time they twigged, he didn't give a shit, 168 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,057 that it was part of the fun for him, 169 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,101 it was too late. 170 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,354 As far as we know, they're still up there in orbit. 171 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,565 Jesus fucking Christ. 172 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,859 Never heard anything like that. 173 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:06,945 Everyone we know's got a story like that. 174 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,323 - What is it he does, anyway? - He flies really fast. 175 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,575 You know, "Ride around the world with the Great Wide Wonder," 176 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,202 and all that. 177 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,955 [laughing, whooping] 178 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,500 - [cheering] - [sonic boom] 179 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,839 Yes, but there's fast, and then there's... 180 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:28,759 I'd say about Mach 1.5. 181 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,928 [laughing] 182 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,013 [panting, whooping] 183 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,730 - [whoops] - [crowd screams] 184 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,523 - Ow! - Ow, fuck me. 185 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,275 Mach 2. 186 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,860 [barking] 187 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,446 [Great Wide Wonder whooping] 188 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,531 [panting] 189 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:05,170 [crowd cheering] 190 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:08,423 [laughing] 191 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,012 [grunts] 192 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,813 Aah! 193 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,280 - [screaming] - [clamoring] 194 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,823 - Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. - Holy shit. 195 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,157 What the fuck?! 196 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,410 [retches] 197 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,412 [gurgling] 198 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,706 [both screaming] 199 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,374 Oh, my God! 200 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,336 - [screams] - [retches] 201 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,132 Jings, Frenchie. What'd you put in that stuff? 202 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,594 [Homelander] What in the fucking Christ was that?! 203 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,972 What do we fucking do now? 204 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,558 The usual? [sighs] 205 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,018 [clears throat] 206 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,020 Hidden in the light of the sun. 207 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,272 Kroll war satellite! 208 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,941 I see it. I see the ship. 209 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:10,360 - Where? - There! Look right in the sun. 210 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,695 What? 211 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,156 By the many moons of my home world. 212 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,783 Galaxius has returned once more. 213 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,785 But the Great Wide Wonder? 214 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:21,455 All we can do now is avenge him. 215 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,583 [scattered applause] 216 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,960 [Butcher] Quick thinking, Wonder Tits. 217 00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:30,922 Oh. [groans] Oh, I'm gonna be sick. 218 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,050 Yeah. Quite a result, wasn't it? 219 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,052 Two for the price of one. 220 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,637 Right. We'll be in touch, mate. 221 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,848 [sirens wailing in distance] 222 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,184 [groans] 223 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,146 [♪ Curtis Mayfield: "Pusherman"] 224 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,024 [Butcher] I was thinking you might be O.D.'s handler. 225 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,276 - Oh, thanks a million. - Come on, Hughie. 226 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,278 Think of the fun to be had. 227 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,405 I mean, spiking supes, mate. 228 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,075 You're trying to tell me you didn't enjoy that? 229 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,160 ♪ ♪ 230 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,252 [sobbing] 231 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,631 - Define "enjoy." - [Butcher laughs] 232 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:16,134 ♪ I'm your mama, I'm your daddy, I'm that ... in the alley ♪ 233 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:19,262 ♪ I'm your doctor when in need, want some coke? ♪ 234 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,973 ♪ Have some weed, you know me, I'm your friend ♪ 235 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,434 ♪ Your main boy, thick and thin ♪ 236 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,686 ♪ I'm your pusherman ♪ 237 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,107 ♪ I'm your pusherman ♪ 238 00:11:57,843 --> 00:12:00,095 ♪ Ain't I clean, bad machine ♪ 239 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,139 ♪ Super cool, super mean ♪ 240 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,183 ♪ Dealin' good for The Man, superfly ♪ 241 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,477 ♪ Here I stand, secret stash, heavy bread ♪ 242 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,813 ♪ Baddest bitches in the bed ♪ 243 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:12,149 ♪ I'm your pusherman ♪♪