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Ugh. Fuck off, already.

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The fuck, man?

3
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Go the fuck away!

4
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- All right, my son?

5
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- Know who I am?
- Who?

6
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Good. Let's keep it that way.

7
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Jesus.

8
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Oswald Daneeka.
Drug dealer

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to the superhuman community.

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- Whatever they want, you get.
- Exactly, motherfucker.

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So you know who I can call
and what they can do to you.

12
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So get the fuck out of here,
before I...

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Where do you keep
all the dead kids' blood, then?

14
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Eh? Up here?

15
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I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.

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'Course you do.

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Dead kids' blood, you know,

18
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from leukemia
and fibrosis and that.

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The big metal cunt, Ironcast,

20
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he drinks it recreationally.

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Says he can taste the despair.

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Also says it's the only thing
that raises the flag

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these days.

24
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"Oh, fuck, he knows.

25
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How the fuck can he know? How?"

26
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But I know everything, mate,
rest assured.

27
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I know you get crystal
for them two muppets,

28
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A-Train and Jack from Jupiter.

29
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I know you get Queen Maeve
her happy pills.

30
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And I know you get coke
for that cunt the Homelander.

31
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Cut with human adrenaline,
the way he likes it.

32
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Wonder who that comes from?

33
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Never mind.

34
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It pays for all this,
doesn't it?

35
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Oh, and don't you supply
the Great Wide Wonder?

36
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'Course, he's not
one of the Seven,

37
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but a customer's a customer,
right?

38
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Tell me something, son.

39
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What's he into?

40
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I'm not telling you
a fucking thing.

41
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Okay. All right. All right!
Enemas.

42
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Is that right?

43
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Heroin enemas, man.

44
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I'm the only one he trusts
to fix them right.

45
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Okay, and here we go.

46
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Stroll on.

47
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Well, when you're doing
what only you can do for him,

48
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you're gonna make sure
this finds its way into the mix.

49
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What is that?

50
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It's something a mad French
bastard I know came up with.

51
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Said it'll suit the Great Wide
Wonder right down to the ground.

52
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Okay.

53
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Okay, I mean,

54
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I guess I don't have
a choice, do I?

55
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Die, you old fucker!

56
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No, no, no, please.

57
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Oh, God! Oh, God, no.
No, no, no!

58
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You'll believe a cunt can fly.

59
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Except you won't.

60
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Aah! Oh, God. Please. Oh, fuck.

61
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Come on, O.D.

62
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What bloody use would you be to
me spread all over the street

63
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like strawberry jam?

64
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Nah, what I'll do
if you don't slip this shit

65
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to the Great Wide Wanker
is call a nasty bastard I know

66
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at the D.E.A.
You know what your supes

67
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will do for you then, don't ya?

68
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- Oh, geez, fuck...
- Fuck off at warp factor nine,

69
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that's what they'll do,
leaving you on your Jack Jones.

70
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And you know
where you'll end up after that?

71
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Prison, where you'll spend
the rest of your days

72
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with huge and horrible men
using you as a condom

73
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while they make huge
and horrible love.

74
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I'll be in touch.
You just make sure

75
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he gets the good news
like I told you.

76
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Oh, Jesus, man.

77
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What did I do to deserve this?

78
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Come on, Terror.
Off we go, mate.

79
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Oh, fuck.

80
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Sorted?

81
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Good.

82
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Who's this fucking guy?

83
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The strong, silent type.

84
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Oh...
Very funny.

85
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This is fucking dangerous, man.

86
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What if they spot me?
They'll know I spiked his shit.

87
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No one's gonna be
looking at us, believe me.

88
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And I didn't want you to miss
all the fun you helped stir up.

89
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Hello, New York.

90
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Speaking of.

91
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Are you ready to give it up

92
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for the greatest heroes
the world has ever known?

93
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From the Seven,

94
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Jack from Jupiter!

95
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- Hello, Earthlings. Cheerio!

96
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Thank you, thank you.

97
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Queen Maeve!

98
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Kill me.

99
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Fucking hate this.

100
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And the man himself,

101
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- the Homelander!

102
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Good morning!

103
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- Homelander!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

104
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Great to see you.

105
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We're here to recognize a hero

106
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who shines so brightly,
we can wait no longer

107
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to bestow upon him
our very highest honor.

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Please welcome

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the Great Wide Wonder!

110
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Yeah!

111
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

112
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Are we gonna do this?!

113
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All right. Yeah!

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- Great Wide Wonder!

115
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Where my people?!

116
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Super Hero Hall of Fame!

117
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Okay. How far he has come.

118
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How high he has flown.

119
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Through the fiery crucible
of battle he has soared and...

120
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- And-And so...

121
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we induct him
into the Superhero Hall of Fame!

122
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As he flies
through the flaming ring

123
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held aloft by Ironcast.

124
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And now,
let the Great Wide Wonder soar.

125
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Papa needs a new pair of shoes!

126
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Why, man?

127
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I mean, why do you want to fuck
with these fucking guys anyway?

128
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Your mate there--
the Great Wide Wonder--

129
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he was at a party last year.

130
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Private celebration
after he gave

131
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the commencement address
at Columbia.

132
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Took a couple
of honor students for...

133
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well, I suppose you'd call it
a flying fuck.

134
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Thing is, it's a bit
fucking cold way up there.

135
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By the time they twigged,
he didn't give a shit,

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that it was part
of the fun for him,

137
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it was too late.

138
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As far as we know,
they're still up there in orbit.

139
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Jesus fucking Christ.

140
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Never heard anything like that.

141
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Everyone we know's got
a story like that.

142
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- What is it he does, anyway?
- He flies really fast.

143
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You know, "Ride around the world
with the Great Wide Wonder,"

144
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and all that.

145
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Yes, but there's fast,
and then there's...

146
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I'd say about Mach 1.5.

147
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- Ow!
- Ow, fuck me.

148
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Mach 2.

149
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Aah!

150
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- Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
- Holy shit.

151
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What the fuck?!

152
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Oh, my God!

153
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Jings, Frenchie.
What'd you put in that stuff?

154
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What in
the fucking Christ was that?!

155
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What do we fucking do now?

156
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The usual?

157
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Hidden in the light of the sun.

158
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Kroll war satellite!

159
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,941
I see it. I see the ship.

160
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- Where?
- There! Look right in the sun.

161
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What?

162
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By the many moons
of my home world.

163
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Galaxius has returned once more.

164
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But the Great Wide Wonder?

165
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All we can do now is avenge him.

166
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Quick thinking,
Wonder Tits.

167
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Oh.
Oh, I'm gonna be sick.

168
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Yeah. Quite a result, wasn't it?

169
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Two for the price of one.

170
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Right. We'll be in touch, mate.

171
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I was thinking
you might be O.D.'s handler.

172
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- Oh, thanks a million.
- Come on, Hughie.

173
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Think of the fun to be had.

174
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I mean, spiking supes, mate.

175
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You're trying to tell me
you didn't enjoy that?

176
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- Define "enjoy."