1 00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:21,772 A Supe's powers first emerge when they're kids, 2 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:23,607 still living with their parents. 3 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,401 But what happens when those parents discover 4 00:00:25,484 --> 00:00:28,028 their kids didn't get the big-ticket powers, 5 00:00:28,112 --> 00:00:29,780 like flight or laser eyes? 6 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,407 They dump 'em here, 7 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,909 a shit home for kids with shit powers. 8 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,328 Exhibit A, Mo-Slo. 9 00:00:36,412 --> 00:00:40,499 Probably piss his pants before he ever reaches the bathroom. 10 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,709 Then there's Boombox. 11 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,836 - He's got a speaker for a face, 12 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,046 but all he can play is "Only Wanna Be with You" 13 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,465 by Hootie & the Blowfish. 14 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,592 - That's Fang, with teeth 15 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,802 - that can cut through almost anything. 16 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,137 - Oy! - And that's Kingdom. 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,765 He can turn into any animal. 18 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,642 But he transforms body and mind. 19 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,437 - At least he seems happy as fuck. 20 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:05,483 That Mexican flag-colored liquid in the kiddie pool? 21 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,151 That's Aqua Agua. 22 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,737 But he can't turn into a tidal wave or anything cool. 23 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,071 He just sits there, 24 00:01:11,155 --> 00:01:12,323 'cause he's fuckin' water. 25 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:13,532 That's Big. 26 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,117 He's just really big. 27 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,203 His best friend is Human Tongue. 28 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,497 She's 100% muscle 29 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,332 with no bones. 30 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,792 Picante Balls. 31 00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:25,294 He can melt anything with his testicles. 32 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,379 Ranch Dressing Cum Squirter. 33 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:29,215 That one's self-explanatory. 34 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:30,841 Boobie Face. 35 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,343 Then there's Ghost. 36 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,011 Sure, she can walk through walls, 37 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,763 but she can't touch anything 38 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,223 or be touched. 39 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:38,349 Or eat food. 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,433 Not that she needs to, 41 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:40,935 except she still gets hungry. 42 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,188 Ghost! Ghost! Get in here! 43 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,482 - Check this out. - ...files detail how superheroes 44 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,609 aren't born-- they're made. 45 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,569 With this. Compound V is 46 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,863 a controversial new product made by Vought... 47 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,908 - They said we'd be rich with a superhero kid. 48 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,660 - Not this... freak. 49 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,411 We just want our lives back, okay? 50 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,413 - I'm hungry. - There! 51 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,998 Do you see what we have to deal with? 52 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,793 The two of you are more than capable of raising this child. 53 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:08,754 It's not our job to take care of Vought's mistakes, okay? 54 00:02:08,838 --> 00:02:10,089 It's yours. 55 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,799 We're leaving you here. This was a mistake. 56 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,677 Let's get in the goddamn car 57 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,178 before she follows us home. 58 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,807 That's Flashback. 59 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,184 He can, well, you know... 60 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,812 So Supes are... manmade? 61 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:28,858 We were injected as babies. 62 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,109 Oh, my God. 63 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,528 Our parents chose to do this to us. 64 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:34,446 Bet they thought they'd get rich 65 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,490 having famous superhero kids. 66 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,534 But instead they got us. 67 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,619 Think of how cold these people must be 68 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,121 to abandon their own flesh and blood 69 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,290 just because we were an inconvenience. 70 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,293 Well, what goes around comes around, cocksuckers. 71 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:50,504 It's time for a family fucking reunion! 72 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:51,881 These kids had been underestimated 73 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,883 their entire lives, 74 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,843 and now it was finally going to pay off. 75 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:57,887 - No, I don't know where they went. - Some of us stayed behind, 76 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:02,308 not wanting to get wrapped up in the quest for vengeance. 77 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,226 That's right. I'm the one talking. 78 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:06,228 I'm a Supe, too, and my power is 79 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,314 I always tell people what's going on. 80 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:10,608 I'm the Narrator. 81 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,651 I contemplated that as Barb, 82 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,486 - the head nurse, entered the foyer. - Of course I called Vought. 83 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,780 As Barb wheeled her favorite patient away, 84 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,199 she thought about how butch and beefy he looked 85 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:20,910 and what it would be like to suck on his huge... 86 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,454 Oh, come on, Paul. 87 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:37,384 You know, I could've had a normal life 88 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,970 without dangly tits for a face. 89 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:42,598 Do you know how much time I've spent eating dog shit 90 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:43,682 as a dog?! 91 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,518 Yeah, right? 92 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,312 But it's been years. 93 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,064 How do we find our parents? 94 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,815 We go see Denis Fletcher, 95 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,484 director of Vought parental protection. 96 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,363 Let's go get his ass. 97 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,241 I don't know what you want me to say. 98 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,078 Compound V is... unpredictable. 99 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,788 Some kids end up able to fly, 100 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,373 and others, like yours, 101 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,666 shit poison. 102 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,418 But, yes, we'll take the kid and help you move. 103 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,921 You just can't, you know, talk about it. 104 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,506 Ever. 105 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,924 - Fuck my tits! 106 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,426 Kingdom, constrict him. 107 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,601 Shit. Someone get him. 108 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:30,145 Wow, you guys really suck, huh? 109 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:32,564 Ow! Ow! Okay! 110 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,191 What the fuck do you want?! 111 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,818 We want the files on our parents. 112 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:39,780 What? It's literally my only job not to do that. 113 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,908 Forget it! You'll never find those files. 114 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,118 You're up, Papers! 115 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,079 That's right. My name is Papers. 116 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,580 I-I wasn't introduced in the beginning, 117 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:51,166 but... 'cause they th... Maybe I'm not that important, 118 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,877 but I can locate any papers anywhere. 119 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:54,878 And I'm pretty good. 120 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,088 Showtime. 121 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:03,679 There are a lot of papers in this place though. 122 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,222 There are a lot of them. 123 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,557 I cannot... What is this, 124 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,851 a note to b... It's a... That's a grocery list. 125 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,562 Okay, I-I'm noticing I might have a bit of a weak spot 126 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,814 in understanding what's on what paper and... 127 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,858 - Found 'em! - Oh, you probably heard 128 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,901 the papers rattling inside there because of me. 129 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,070 - Whoo, all right, teamwork. We did it. I did it... - This is it. 130 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,989 Our parents' addresses. 131 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,575 Boombox, give me some violent montage music. 132 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,627 What? I thought we got rid of you! 133 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,716 - Oh, yeah. 134 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,386 - ♪ When I look at other girls... - What? 135 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:46,555 - Aw, shit. - Now! 136 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,026 - No. It can't be! 137 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,786 - ♪ I'll only pout at you... 138 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,329 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 139 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,872 - We had to get rid of you. 140 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,665 You were shitting all over the rugs! 141 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,250 - Oh, my rugs! 142 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:16,877 - My rugs! 143 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,598 Is this the right house? 144 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,100 It's the right house. 145 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:32,434 That's my mom. 146 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:33,894 She seems kind of nice. 147 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,979 Hey, uh, Flashback, can you show us 148 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,315 what this lady did to deserve this? 149 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,114 Jesus! Fuck! 150 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,240 Kill the bitch! 151 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,955 - Wha... Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 152 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,581 - ♪ I only wanna be with you... 153 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:57,167 Uh, what? 154 00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:59,086 What? Son. 155 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:00,504 What-what are you doing here? 156 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:04,550 I'm... 157 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,635 - killing... - What? 158 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,220 You're doing... 159 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,722 - Killing me? - ...you... 160 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,350 Oh, you're-you're trying to... you're trying 161 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,477 - to strangle me. - Don't... 162 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,563 - make... - Oh. Oh. Okay. 163 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:20,315 Getting a little tighter. Oh. Oh. Ack. 164 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,277 - All right. There we go. Okay. Yeah. - ...fun of... 165 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,862 Now you're strangling me. 166 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,322 - Oh, boy. Well, this is really painful. - ...me... 167 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,741 - Oy. How much longer you reckon this is gonna take? 168 00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:31,034 It takes as long as it takes. 169 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:32,619 Why did I ask you? 170 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:33,912 Oh, geez. 171 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,914 Okay. Okay! 172 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,131 - ♪ I only wanna be with you... 173 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,095 - ♪ In blue... 174 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,680 Yeah. Oh, that's good. 175 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,099 - Huh? 176 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,643 Shrimp girls, wait! Help me! 177 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,228 - Shrimp girls! Shrimp girls! 178 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,813 No, wait! No, no! 179 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,073 Carl! Open another box of pinot grigio! 180 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,533 Mommy's thirsty. 181 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:14,953 Huh? 182 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,455 Oh, it's you. 183 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:19,499 I told your mom once the truth about Compound V came out 184 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,001 we'd see you again. 185 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,252 What do you want? 186 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,046 What-what do I want? 187 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,465 I want to feel, but I can't. 188 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,384 I-I want to touch or-or eat or taste, 189 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,595 but I... I can't. 190 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,888 I even want to die! 191 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:36,516 But... I can't. 192 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,394 So, Dad... 193 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:44,107 instead, I want to kill the small bit of me that's in you. 194 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,108 What? 195 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,614 - Huh? - Papers. 196 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,620 You sick freaks. Get away from me! 197 00:08:58,163 --> 00:09:00,290 - You fuckin' monsters. - Like... 198 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:04,878 - ...this...? - Come on! Come on! 199 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:07,756 - Yeah. 200 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,549 Just like this. 201 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,275 I did it. 202 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,844 Carl! Carl! Are you okay? 203 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,387 I called Vought and... 204 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,433 You monster! 205 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,268 I wish you were never born! 206 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,646 Love you, too, Mom. 207 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,898 Uh, don't worry. 208 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,276 I'll be back one day. 209 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,821 Homelander, once again... 210 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,990 Sure, Vought's shitty cover-up worked. 211 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:18,452 But thanks to Ghost, all the orphans knew the truth now. 212 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,996 And since she gave us the list of addresses, 213 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,999 how could the Narrator not pay his folks a friendly visit? 214 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,418 Paul, Paul, please! We-we only gave you Compound V 215 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:27,669 because we loved you! 216 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,421 We-we wanted... we wanted you to be special! 217 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:32,299 "But you weren't special enough to keep," his dad thought. 218 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,676 - No. No, no. - The Narrator wheeled over to his father 219 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,470 - and put a spoon to his chin. - No. Ow. Oh, no, no. 220 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,888 - He dug with the spoon... 221 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,140 ...and scooped his dad's face off. 222 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,309 Then he put his dad's face on his own, 223 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,561 so that his face was his dad's face, 224 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,605 and looked in the mirror and said, 225 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,274 "I'm sorry for being selfish, son. 226 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:50,859 I love you."