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               [woman]              
      Previously on   Super Pumped.    

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 Boom! You just got Greyballed,    
           motherfucker!            

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          I-Is this legal?          

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         Are you an asshole?        

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       [Emil]   We wouldn't even      
         be here tonight             

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            if it wasn't for         
            Olivia Lungociu.         

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          What if we gave her        
      a taste of her own medicine?   

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        Spend a million dollars      
            to dig into her?         

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        How could you, Emil?        

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        [Gurley] I'm the one        
        who put you in here.        

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         I'm the one who can        
          take you out too.         

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          -What's going on?         
         -[Travis]   I yelled.        

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              [Bonnie]              
       Travis, you can't do that.    

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        Yeah, I know. I know.       

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          I don't know what         
         the fuck's wrong with me. 

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       I don't know why I keep      
             doing that.            

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 Sometimes to get what you want,   

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           you got to give          
           what you want.           

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              [Travis]              
         There's no driver.         

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           We doing this?           

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      We sure as fuck are, man.     

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              [Gurley]              
           Google rang me up.        

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           It's not good.           
   They're suing over Levandowski. 

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         You need to publish        
             this video.            

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     The world needs to see it.     

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        urgent music plays        

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     opening theme music plays    

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              [Holder]              
          Hello, everyone.          

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      I understand Mr. Kalanick     
         is unable to join,         

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       but we know everything,      

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     and we have it all in here.    

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           So let's begin.          

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          "Force of Nature"        
        by Pearl Jam plays         

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        Understand she's a force    
              of nature             

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         Contraband hiding deep     
           inside her soul          

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          Exercising her will       
           to lose control          

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           These are just           
       and reasonable demands       

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        of righteous people.        

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 [speech continues indistinctly]   

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             [Tarantino]            
     A man considers himself small   

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       right up until the moment     
              he bigs up.            

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       Atlas-style, Greek Titan,     
              bodybuilder.           

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       Both motherfuckers apply.     

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       Inspiration from the back     
            of a comic book          

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             is not far off          
        in this particular case.     

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    Can you believe this asshole?   

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      The case of Dan O'Sullivan.    

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             Chicago nobody          
           versus the world.         

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         [Trump]   ...so much         
         unrealized potential.       

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         This American carnage       
            stops right here         

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          and stops right now.       

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      [cheers and applause on TV]    

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 Maybe we should turn this off,    
             you know,              

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 keep politics out of the office, 
           like they said?          

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                 CEO is on Trump's 
                 economic council. 

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               He brought politics 
                  to the office     

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                 and dumped them    
              like a colostomy bag 

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               right in the middle 
                  of the office.    

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        You're obsessed, man.       
         And a little gross.        

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            Pretty sure we're all   
           obsessed, or should be. 

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 You didn't get enough blowback    
   from your company-wide email     

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              about TK              
       signing on with Trump?       

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     I mean, that had to get HR     
        all up in your face.        

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                  My face is fine. 

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     You told me you got called     
          into the office--         

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        I said it went fine.        
      Travis is sucking the ass     

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          of a fake fucking         
            billionaire.            

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    Worry about what's ending up    
            on his face,            

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           and I'll worry           
        about him firing me.        

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      [crowd shouting angrily]      

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            [bird tweets]           

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    [Whetstone] We've got to turn   
       this sentiment around.       

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        [door opens noisily]        

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              [Travis]              
      No. I don't believe that.     

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 I don't see it. That's not fair. 

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    It's also wrong, by the way.    
       But mostly it's unfair.      

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       You agreed to let us do      
   our thing and then report back. 

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            -You agreed.            
         -I changed my mind.        

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        -And I'm glad I did.        
        -We're not doing this       

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              with you here,        
       that's why it's an offsite. 

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       Uber is not paying you       
   to collect all of my bad press   

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   like some pissed-off girlfriend 
     scrolling through our texts    

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    trying to find the first time   
         I was mean to her.         

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      Actually, that's exactly      
   what they want, because this... 

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       well, this says that people 
             don't like you.        

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              It says that you are 
              one dumb choice away 

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           from being a punchline   
         buried in the third graph 

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        of a late-night monologue. 

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 And who is "they"                 
 in your construct?                

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 I'm Uber, 'kay?                   

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 And I don't see this.             

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 What I see is a mediocre          
    comms team that's...            

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               Oh, no.              

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 What are you doing?               

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             What is it?            

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         [Travis, on video]         
               My girls.             

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           -[girls giggling]         
            -[music playing]         

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             [all laughing]          

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             Do it outside.          
        Don't do it in my house.     

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         Yeah, this is it, man.      
              Heck, yeah.            

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            Yeah, all right.         
                Perfect.             

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       -[woman 1]   Thank you.        
 -Oh, this is really fucked up.    

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 I don't know if you remember me, 
 you know, old faces, new faces.   

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                2010.               

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 Thanks for all the work you do.   

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       You dropped the prices.      

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    I... I didn't drop the prices   
              on Black.             

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            You can have            
        the prices you want,        

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            but you choose to give 
               everybody a ride.    

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     Okay, no, here's the thing     
             about that.            

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            We can do Lux           
          in San Francisco.         

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 I got guys working on Lux         
          right now.                

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      That's gonna be 50 to 70%     
           more expensive.          

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         But people are not         
        trusting you anymore.       

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      You think people want to buy 
           black cars anymore?      

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            Nobody wants            
         to buy a black car.        

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           I lost $97,000           
           because of you.          

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          Yes. I'm bankrupt         
           because of you.          

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         Yes, come on. Yes.         
    You keep changing every day.    

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 -Hold on. Hold on a second.       
 -You keep changing every day.     

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 What have I changed about Black? 

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 -You changed the whole business. 
               -What?               

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      -You dropped the prices.      
        -That-- not on Black.       

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    -No, that's bullshit. That--    
         -Yes. Yes, you did.        

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 No, I didn't.                     

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      [Austin]   We are thrilled      
     to have you exclusive to Uber. 

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       -Twenty dollars a mile?      
               -Yeah.               

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     And the price for the rider    
           stays the same.          

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         We just appreciate         
            your loyalty.           

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    -That is bullshit. Bullshit!    
 -We're talking dollars per mile. 

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    -What is the mile now, $2.75?   
           -You know what?          

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 Some people just can't take       
         responsibility             

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        -for their own shit.        
       -I take responsibility.      

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       And they have to blame       
      everything in their life      

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         -on somebody else.         
         -You sent an email.        

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    -Come on, you sent an email--   
             -Good luck.            

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               [Kamel]              
      Good luck to you, but I know   

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       -you're not gonna go far.     
        -Jesus, turn it off.        

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         This is really bad.        
         That's really bad.         

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         That's really bad.         
          Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!         

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    Fuck! What is wrong with me?    

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     [sobs and inhales sharply]     

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              [screams]             

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           [Travis sighs]           

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    [inhales sharply and exhales]   

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         [cell phone buzzes]        

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 It's being picked up by Olivia.   
 It's on WSJ's site.               

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        Is anyone calling us        
            for comment?            

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 No.                               

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          -That's not good.         
          -Mnh-mnh.                 

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       Uh, Arianna?                 
 Hi, it's, uh, Travis.             

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 Can you call me back?             

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     Um, look, actually,            
 can you just come get me?         

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 I'm...                            

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 Never mind just, uh, call.        
            Thanks.                 

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              [Bonnie]              
        This is Bonnie Kalanick.     

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       Please leave me a message,    

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       and I'll get back to you.     

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              Hi, Mom.              

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          Um, can you just          
            call me back?           

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       I, um... I'm not gonna...     

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       [clears throat] ...be able    
      to make it up to the house.    

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      Things are complicated here.   

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        But if anyone calls you      
             about a video,          

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         just hang up and call       
         Penny or Kelsey, okay?      

170
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          And don't watch it.        

171
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            I'm fixing this.         

172
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                 I am.               

173
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      Some people just don't want    
      to take responsibility.        

174
00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,273
             I take responsibility. 
               You sent an email.    

175
00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,901
 They gotta blame everything       
 in their life on somebody else.   

176
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        [cell phone vibrates]       

177
00:08:51,155 --> 00:08:52,198
                                 

178
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               -Bill.               
         -We have a problem.        

179
00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,369
 Yes. We do.                       

180
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 I just spoke with Travis.         

181
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 He needs our support              
 with that bogus video             

182
00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,582
 of him and the driver.            

183
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,376
 Can I count on the board?         

184
00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,670
            Well, I appreciate you 
            reaching out            

185
00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,421
                  to get ourselves 
                  aligned on this. 

186
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,632
         This is a-a bad situation 

187
00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,219
               on top of a lot      
          of bad choices, Arianna. 

188
00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,014
     He's surrounded                
 by the wrong people.              

189
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,349
                Well, I'd love to, 

190
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,726
        but we make the wrong move 
            in response,            

191
00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,937
                   it's gonna look 
                     like panic.    

192
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,277
    It was lovely                   
 to chat with you.                 

193
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,238
 I'm confident we will             
     find a solution.               

194
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                    [soft chuckle] 
                    No, ma'am.      

195
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,243
       It's always my pleasure      
   speaking with you on the phone. 

196
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               [Emil]               
         This video is data.        

197
00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,129
 And you're the data guy, right?   

198
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,632
      So tell me where the lie is. 

199
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,760
       Now tell me, what part       
    of what you said isn't true?    

200
00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,513
              -[sighs]              
        -You can't, can you?        

201
00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,598
                -No.                
                -No.                

202
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,391
          And what's our valuation 
             right now?             

203
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684
               Sixty-nine billion. 

204
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,686
    What was it when you started    
       with Ryan and Garrett?       

205
00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,980
       -One point six million.      
       -It was.                     

206
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,315
             That's one point six. 

207
00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,774
        That's a dick lint number. 

208
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,443
              -[laughs]             
         -And who did that?         

209
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,819
          Which guy on the screen? 

210
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:16,240
      That guy wouldn't have a job 
      if it weren't for that guy.   

211
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                             Okay? 

212
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,493
           You didn't tell him      
      to make the choices he made. 

213
00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,203
         You gave him opportunity. 

214
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,913
     The most American thing ever. 

215
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,291
                 Fly the flag,      
             salute the fireworks, 

216
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,917
            baseball and hot dogs. 

217
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,085
                       That's you. 

218
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,295
      Apple fucking pie, right?     

219
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,838
       And we don't outsource       
          the work either.          

220
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,466
      I'm not Tim fucking Cook,     
     sending jobs off to China.     

221
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,301
      And we're a global brand.     

222
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,429
     But we create jobs locally,    
              globally.             

223
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,264
            Damn fucking straight. 

224
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,643
          [doorknob turns,          
            keys rattle]            

225
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:54,820
           [lips sputter]           

226
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,656
                  Fuck what people 
                    say about you. 

227
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,784
        The only things that count 
          are revenue and riders.   

228
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,120
 We got to get Levandowski to get 
 us those driverless cars sooner. 

229
00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,413
    What'd he say it's gonna be?    

230
00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,873
             -Two years.            
             -Yeah, no.             

231
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,792
    You gotta tell him 18 months.   
        That is what we need.       

232
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,961
    Driverless cars in 18 months.   
     It's cheaper. It's faster.     

233
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,129
             It's safer.            

234
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,381
         Cutting edge, man.         

235
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,217
        No more of these wars       
        with fucking drivers.       

236
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,636
          Hey, we're gonna get you 
                through this.       

237
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,930
        And then you're gonna keep 
            changing the world.     

238
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,723
 Yeah. Hell, yeah.                 

239
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,187
 [keys clatter]                    

240
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,898
 What?                             

241
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,527
           "Are you okay?"          

242
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,986
            "I'm so sorry           
     you're going through this."    

243
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,155
         "He's an asshole."         
      I've got a lot of those.      

244
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,907
    A lot of "Dump his ass," too.   

245
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,284
     People asking me if it was     
        taken before we met,        

246
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,537
          which of course,          
        they know it wasn't.        

247
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,707
     They just, I don't know,       
 want me to make them feel like    

248
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:48,999
          they can comfort          
            the sad girl            

249
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,626
        who was stupid enough       
           to believe you.          

250
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,878
 People are mad at me              
 'cause of the video,              

251
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,756
 and they're taking it out         
     on you. That's all.            

252
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,299
          No, they saw you          
        in the back of a car        

253
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,718
     with a couple of miniskirts    
             and heels,             

254
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,428
         and they think that        
       you're cheating on me.       

255
00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,055
 But you know it's not that.       
 It's just I need to be seen--     

256
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,014
               That's the problem. 

257
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,058
           You think that you need 
                 to be seen.        

258
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,227
 [sighs]                           

259
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,439
       You know, my uncle used      
    to watch these infomercials,    

260
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,357
    this real estate scam course.   

261
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,151
      "How to Make Money Now."      
       This guy named Tom Vu.       

262
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,778
 He always had six bikini models   
 either side of him on a yacht.    

263
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,239
      Uncle lost a lot of money     
          to that scammer.          

264
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,074
             And I laughed at him. 

265
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,579
 And now I am living with Tom Vu, 
        and everybody else...       

266
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,039
       -What--                      
       -...is laughing at me.       

267
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,542
     What do you want me to say?    

268
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,252
             I want you to give me 

269
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,087
      some sort of reason to stay. 

270
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,547
             'Cause being with you 

271
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,925
                 is making me feel 
                  ugly and awful.   

272
00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,096
 Sorry, just...                    

273
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,768
               [sighs]              
                Fuck.               

274
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,440
             Forget it.             

275
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,817
 I'm moving out in the morning.    

276
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,070
 You're gonna move out on me       

277
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,864
 in the middle of the worst        
      crisis of my career           

278
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,160
    because of a video with me      
 and some fully clothed women?     

279
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,746
 [laughs]                          

280
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:13,834
 I'm sorry, it's just sometimes    
 it's so clear that you're 24.     

281
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,095
           Gabi dumped me.          

282
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,976
       What's the plan for Uber?     

283
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,105
       I want to bring someone in    
         to help with culture.       

284
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,775
           You just said "culture" 
           without making a face.   

285
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,819
     Yeah, I made it on the inside. 

286
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,363
        You want me to do it?       

287
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,408
     You said you would before.     

288
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,701
            You know me.            

289
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,079
     You know how to fix things     
     without making them worse.     

290
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,038
               [sighs]              

291
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,707
         I just need a list         
           of shit to do,           

292
00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,875
     and then I'll do that shit,    

293
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,585
      and then people can stop      
            freaking out.           

294
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,754
       Maybe start with not yelling 
             at your drivers,        

295
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,756
                especially the ones 
                   with dashcams.    

296
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,050
 That's what you got for me?       

297
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,970
             If I come,             
         it has to be real.         

298
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,932
     You pay me as a consultant,    
 and you give me complete access. 

299
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,560
 You take the changes seriously.   

300
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,481
       Nah, it's a dumb idea.       

301
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,608
        You investigating me?       
            Be too weird.           

302
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,110
         You like me too much.       

303
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,236
           [soft chuckle]           

304
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,654
                                 

305
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,114
    Yeah, you're probably right.    

306
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,075
      I'll stick with the biotech    
           cancer drug thing.        

307
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327
      Not a good idea for the CEO    
            to take time off         

308
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,538
 to investigate another company.   

309
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,874
          You good, though?         

310
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,166
       I want you to be good.       

311
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,211
             I'd be better           
         if you made me whole.       

312
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,507
     Why don't you just give me     
          a fucking number,         

313
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,175
           so we can stop           
      having this conversation?     

314
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,427
         A hundred million.         

315
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,553
                 There.              

316
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,346
         Now you have a number.      

317
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,932
                Okay.               

318
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,434
             Let me see             
       what I can figure out.       

319
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,977
           Nothing to figure.        

320
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,898
 We both know what I contributed   
 is worth way more than that.      

321
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,820
        Meanwhile, hire someone.     

322
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,990
       Do something to take back     
        control of the narrative     

323
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,367
          before it eats you.        

324
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,245
                                 

325
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,124
      We just need to pull Uber     
          over to pit row,          

326
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,793
          get it fixed up,          
        back out there fast.        

327
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,171
            We do this internally. 
            We do it this weekend. 

328
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,507
    Any attempt to self-diagnose    
     will be met with ridicule.     

329
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,551
 By everybody, myself included.    

330
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,346
     We need someone trustworthy    
             to come in.            

331
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680
                  You're on board? 

332
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,643
   Only if Travis agrees to listen 
      to every recommendation.      

333
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:36,685
           [soft chuckle]           

334
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,811
 Wait, hold on.                    

335
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,023
 Is this investigation             
 theater or for real?              

336
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,943
     Amateurs love the profits,     
          hate the process.         

337
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,152
        We need a new story.        

338
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,820
          We need you guys          
         to get it out there        

339
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,030
       that we're taking this       
             seriously,             

340
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,573
         and we're making changes. 

341
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,991
             [Hendricks]            
    I feel like I'm going crazy.    

342
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,243
      Are we taking this seriously 
           and making changes?      

343
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913
    Yes. Legit. We need somebody    
           with gravitas.           

344
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,540
        That is how strongly        
      I believe in this, okay?      

345
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,209
          Now when you were         
         at the White House,        

346
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,504
 who scared the shit out of you    
     that wasn't named Obama?       

347
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,422
            Eric Holder.            

348
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,674
       There you go. Perfect.       

349
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,717
   -Get him. He's a lawyer, right? 
            -No, no, no.            

350
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,970
     That guy's a laser-focused     
       wrecking ball, Travis.       

351
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,931
 Exactly. People know his name.    
         He inspires fear.          

352
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,391
         Are you telling me         
         that you can't sell        

353
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,268
         "Uber investigated         
    by Eric Holder" to the press?   

354
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,311
 We can sell it.                   

355
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,522
         It's just once you put     
      a force like this in motion, 

356
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,898
           it might not go          
         the way you think.         

357
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,608
     Oh, not worried about that.    

358
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,193
           I can work him.          

359
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,950
      I can! He should be here      
         and hired already.         

360
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,369
      Come on. Let's fix this.      

361
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,704
          percussive beat         

362
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,748
          I'm establishing          
        new vetting measures        

363
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,711
           to keep radical          
         Islamic terrorists         

364
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,506
      out of the United States      
             of America.            

365
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,174
      We don't want them here.      

366
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,178
           urgent music           

367
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,851
      All the cabs are refusing     
      to work and our app shows     

368
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,102
      at minimum 60-minute wait     

369
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,396
          for JFK Terminals         
         three through six.         

370
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,107
         Surge pricing is at        
     four times the normal cost.    

371
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,109
            At some point           
       people will just take--      

372
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,902
              [laughs]              
          What? The train?          

373
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,447
     Have you ever taken a train    
               to JFK?              

374
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,157
           No. Nobody has.          

375
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,201
      How many rides you think      
        we're losing to this?       

376
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,914
               [sighs]              
       Turn off surge pricing.      

377
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,625
        Push "notify everyone       
            in the area."           

378
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,211
    We stand with our passengers.   

379
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,134
             [Tarantino]            
             Our man, Dan.           

380
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,386
            This particular          
           Chicago-based punk        

381
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,097
           is about to scream        
         "I want to be anarchy"      

382
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,932
        right into Uber's face.      

383
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,768
    [phone notification whistles]   

384
00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:44,313
                                 

385
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,397
               [sighs]              

386
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,900
              It's one man           
 and a motherfucking microphone.   

387
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,194
           And in this case,         

388
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,404
      that microphone is Twitter.    

389
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,990
         [keyboard clacking]        

390
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,409
                                 

391
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,582
            -Guy hits send.          
          -[bird tweets]            

392
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,209
      Guy thinks nothing'll happen. 

393
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,087
             What good can           
           140 characters do?        

394
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,797
            But sometimes...         

395
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,133
          sometimes this shit        
           hits like nitrate.        

396
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:18,097
          Just the right thing       
        at just the right time.      

397
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,726
 Who the hell told them to stop    
    surge pricing in New York?      

398
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,603
    Okay, you seem a little bit--   

399
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,730
             I seem what? Furious? 

400
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,774
               Because in the face 
               of the Muslim ban,   

401
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,069
       which affects taxi drivers, 
          and, yes, our drivers,    

402
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,948
        someone in New York ops     
    decided to play strikebreaker? 

403
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,075
 No one broke any strikes.         
 That's not what happened.         

404
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,869
        Did you fucking authorize   
       dropping the surge pricing? 

405
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,288
         Maybe you or someone else 

406
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,500
             thought it might seem 
                  magnanimous       

407
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,918
        not to charge people more. 

408
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,170
       But if you thought about it 
         for one fucking second--   

409
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,131
 I didn't authorize shit.          

410
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,882
 I didn't send the tweet.          

411
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,593
                Okay, then fire     
             whoever the fuck did. 

412
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,011
 So we should be gouging people?   

413
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,847
 We should be profiting            
     off this protest?              

414
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,850
      To avoid being racist, yeah. 

415
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,019
        Wasn't this just Uber       
 offering people a way to support 

416
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,938
 the striking taxi drivers         

417
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,607
 so they wouldn't have to cross    
          a protest line?           

418
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,900
                    Don't spin me. 

419
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,195
          The company took          
   the opportunity to book rides.   

420
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,906
          You don't fucking think, 
                   Travis.          

421
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,952
             I'm gonna treat you    
          like a driver right now. 

422
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,163
         Like one of those drivers 
               that I signed        

423
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,832
   by telling them how to go about 
     making their lives better.     

424
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,584
          And I'm gonna tell you    
       what's fucking best for you 

425
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,920
   and what's best for the United   
     fucking States of America.     

426
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589
 So now you're speaking            
 for the whole country.            

427
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,009
        Exactly. And you need       
 to actually take responsibility. 

428
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,427
 More than running my company?     

429
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,013
              Quit the president's 
                economic council.   

430
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,848
                Distance yourself. 

431
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,142
       The majority of our drivers 
             are immigrants,        

432
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,895
         not just in this country, 
              which you know.       

433
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,063
               You just went viral 
                for berating one.   

434
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,191
 Okay, look, you don't like        
        the president.              

435
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,901
 Guess what? Neither do I.         

436
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,986
         The difference is,         
   you're gonna complain about it. 

437
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,321
     I'm gonna walk                 
 into the White House              

438
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,990
      and have influence,           
 and protect what we built.        

439
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,284
                 What you're doing 
                is dicking around. 

440
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,494
       You need to start listening 
           to the people here.      

441
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,955
 You know, the people that helped 
       you build this company.      

442
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166
          Because the people here, 
           they hate him.           

443
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,836
             And they are starting 
              to really hate you.   

444
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,721
                                 

445
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,268
                                 

446
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,734
  vocalist sings indistinctly    

447
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078
             [Tarantino]            
        Eric Himpton Holder, Jr.     

448
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,456
      First Black attorney general   
        of these United States,      

449
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,918
          shoulder to shoulder       
         with B. Hussein Obama       

450
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,544
            through the best         
            and worst of it.         

451
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,005
            But if you think         
          he's riding shotgun        

452
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,633
       for one side or the other,    
                no, sir.             

453
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,718
     This gentleman was first made   
            a federal judge          

454
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,013
           by none other than        
      handsome Ron Reagan himself.   

455
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,849
      And, no, I ain't gonna swear   
            in front of him          

456
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,226
        because I have respect.      

457
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,104
       Maybe even a little fear.     

458
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,564
           And so should you.        

459
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,484
          [liquid pouring]          

460
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,529
             Mr. Holder.            

461
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,405
                     Mr. Kalanick. 

462
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,156
 How's San Francisco               
     treating you?                  

463
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,366
 You know what?                    

464
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,119
 We have got to get you            
 in to Arianna and Robin.          

465
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,579
 Actually, you let me know         
    what you want to eat.           

466
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,331
 I'll make the calls.              

467
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:36,378
        Travis, we will talk        
     at the end of this process.    

468
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,089
       Before that, if you see me, 

469
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,841
            say hi, and that's it. 

470
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,801
             I don't work for you. 

471
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,886
            You are not my client. 

472
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,638
                Uber is my client. 

473
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,266
          That's one and the same. 

474
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,351
    See, now, that's why            
 we shouldn't be talking,          

475
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,020
      because you might             
 say something like that,          

476
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,272
     and then I might               
 have to write it down.            

477
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,860
 For this to work, you can have    
 no control over what I find out. 

478
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:04,448
           You let me know          
      about those reservations.     

479
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,950
             [reporter]             
        President Trump's travel     

480
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,535
       and immigration crackdown     

481
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,204
        on people from the seven     
       Muslim-majority countries     

482
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,124
            has caused chaos         
            and confusion...         

483
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,837
     Fuck this fucking company      
 and its absolute bullshittery.    

484
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,299
                  Fuck all of you. 

485
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,886
                                 

486
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,017
           [keys clacking]          

487
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,020
             [text tone]            

488
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,108
         We've got trouble.         

489
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,402
         Right here in River City. 

490
00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,072
       My mom likes   Music Man.      
             Sorry, go.             

491
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,448
        The Levandowski mess.       

492
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,118
 We tried to fend off the lawsuit 
 over Levandowski and his tech.    

493
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,329
      Google is not interested      
             in talking.            

494
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,122
       Talking meaning settlement. 

495
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,624
         They want to go to court. 

496
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459
           We need to cut           
         Levandowski loose.         

497
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,252
 Half the shit that Google uses    

498
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,504
      is stuff they're accused      
            of stealing.            

499
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,048
      They do it all the time.      
         Just keep doing it         

500
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,175
       'cause they're Google,       
         they're a monolith.        

501
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,928
    But... isn't Uber the fucking   
            monolith now?           

502
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,179
     Why should I have to cower?    

503
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,764
     Why is Larry Page up my ass    
          about this thing?         

504
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,100
    [chuckles] You know, another    
      time, another situation,      

505
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,476
     maybe we ask that question,    

506
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,686
            but right now           
 you're grappling with bad press. 

507
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,064
           Page knows it,           
     and he's taking advantage.     

508
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,232
                 So it's my fault? 

509
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,734
                 Mm.                
         Fault is for after.        

510
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,861
      Right now we need action.     

511
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,238
                     Specifically, 

512
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,031
                   we need you      
              to fire Levandowski, 

513
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,908
                  make Page think   
                he's gotten to us. 

514
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,118
              Maybe he calms down. 

515
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,661
 You do that, you throw away       
 the future of the company.        

516
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,371
     Well, if it makes you feel     
             any better,            

517
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,039
     Levandowski's technology's     
            been burned.            

518
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,042
          Nobody gets it,           
 including and especially Lyft.    

519
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,919
       Does that make you feel      
             any better?            

520
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,295
      No, none of this is good.     

521
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,339
     It's what you call triage,     
               Travis.              

522
00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,258
           You're the guy           
       dying of liver failure.      

523
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,093
 I'm the guy trying to help you    
         kick the bottle.           

524
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,886
     Okay, if the smell of death    
           is in the air,           

525
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,179
     it's not wafting off of me.    

526
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,681
 I'm alive and doing the thing.    

527
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,183
        I brought in Holder.        
          I'm solving this.         

528
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,937
        Let's give him a week       
     to finish his work, right?     

529
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,692
   I'd really like Holder's report 
    to say that you saw a problem   

530
00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,194
          and you fixed it,         
     not that you saw a problem     

531
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,780
           and you waited           
         for it to go away.         

532
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,198
       It's a big difference.       

533
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:13,493
                                 

534
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:17,622
                                 

535
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,511
      I shouldn't have said yes     
              to this.              

536
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,722
           The only thing           
         standing between us        

537
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,516
        and total domination        
    is the fucking drivers, man.    

538
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,768
          We replace them,          
       we own transportation.       

539
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,895
 Keep Levandowski,                 

540
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,647
       we all get sucked into       
   this lawsuit like a black hole. 

541
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,773
                             Yeah. 

542
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,734
            End of game.            

543
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,694
               [sighs]              

544
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,613
                          I can't. 

545
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,405
 What?                             

546
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,531
                  I care too much. 

547
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,033
                You know me, man.   
               I'll get out there, 

548
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,494
              I'll convince him     
          we should keep fighting. 

549
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,122
             You do it.             

550
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,836
                Yeah.               

551
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,802
 [Bonnie, over answering machine] 
        This is Bonnie Kalanick.     

552
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,889
       Please leave me a message     
       and I'll get back to you.     

553
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,224
                Thanks.              

554
00:25:17,265 --> 00:25:20,018
                                 

555
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,192
           [brakes squeal]          

556
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,195
             [computer]             
     Self-driving mode deactivated. 

557
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,405
            -Hey, man...            
       -Test vehicle in standby.     

558
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,699
      TK couldn't nut up, huh?      

559
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,826
                    He hates this. 

560
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,036
                   He really does. 

561
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,246
                Yeah.               

562
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,872
              Clearly.              

563
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,167
             You didn't even cover 
                  your tracks.      

564
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,919
 When you take a dump              

565
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,379
 on your ex-girlfriend's lawn,     

566
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,132
 you want her to know it was you, 
    not the Great Dane next door.   

567
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,969
                     Okay, well,    
                  I don't do that. 

568
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,512
 We all do that.                   

569
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,348
 In one way or another.            
         [scoffs]                   

570
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,808
 So if you're looking for me       
        to throw myself             

571
00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:04,104
 on the mercy of the whatever      
 the hell you are, no, thanks.     

572
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,398
   You're gonna turn                
 the money spout off               

573
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,818
 and lose your only shot           
    at driverless cars.             

574
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,903
               We are.              

575
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,619
 How the hell can I steal          
    something I created?            

576
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,247
 That's lawyer bullshit.           

577
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,249
 That's not laws of nature.        

578
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,876
 These fucking people,             

579
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,170
 holding me and Travis             
    to this standard,               

580
00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,297
 like we're average,               

581
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,257
 like those standards apply.       

582
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,926
       People like me and TK,       

583
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,138
         we have the ability        
      to make the world better,     

584
00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,432
            and applying            
        conventional morality       

585
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:44,144
         to the world's most        
    brilliant minds is insanity.    

586
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,980
 They don't deserve you.           

587
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,026
 But we can't keep you.            

588
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:54,112
                                 

589
00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,118
            Tell Travis to get out 
            of the car next time.   

590
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,624
                                 

591
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,335
             -It's done?            
           -[sighs] Yeah.           

592
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,170
 He gets it.                       

593
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,547
        Great, so now we just       
            have to deal            

594
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,841
        with fucking drivers        
         for the next decade        

595
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,261
    till someone else figures out   
         the final solution.        

596
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,307
            Just kidding.           

597
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,144
         Dude, I'm kidding.         
      Come on, obviously, I'm--     

598
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,188
            I'm hurting over here. 

599
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,564
                            Jesus. 

600
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,191
                        Can we go? 

601
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,494
          Hey, guys, I, uh,         

602
00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,079
          I just got a call         
     from someone at Bloomberg.     

603
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,666
    He is sourcing a story about    
    a karaoke bar in South Korea.   

604
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,209
           What do I need           
         to get in front of?        

605
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,877
       Is this the Asia trip?       

606
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,339
           We come together        

607
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,092
        So let's touch the sky     

608
00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,510
             Let's touch the sky  

609
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,012
 -[laughing]                       
     - Let it take us higher...    

610
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,222
         I am a golden god!         

611
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,598
          Of what, exactly?         

612
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,183
             That's it,             
      you're buying the drinks.     

613
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,769
    You're not buying the drinks.   
 You're using the corporate card. 

614
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,772
      So I'm buying the drinks      
         like always, right?        

615
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,023
 Hey, I want to sing Madonna.      

616
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,817
           You get to sing          
     whatever you want to sing.     

617
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,027
       We get this whole place      
            to ourselves.           

618
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,445
               Oh oh oh            

619
00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,822
            Oh oh oh oh oh         

620
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,616
      There's a story about me      
      singing "Drunk in Love"?      

621
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,702
             [laughs]               
 You did sing the Beyoncé part.    

622
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,662
            -[Emil] Yeah.           
           -So we're fine.          

623
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,874
 Unless you want to hear me        
      sing the harmonies.           

624
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,839
          Is this a thing?          

625
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:44,055
      'Cause this can't be another 
      story that I get blamed for. 

626
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,600
 You were with me.                 

627
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,352
 It's not remotely a thing.        

628
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,188
                                 

629
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,412
         [cell phone pings]         

630
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:14,127
                                 

631
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,010
         [cell phone rings]         

632
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,803
               [sighs]              

633
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,561
     Did he ask you to call me?     

634
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,272
 No, no.                           

635
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,149
           Right, of course.         

636
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,734
 You okay?                         

637
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,402
 Did you find a place?             

638
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,570
          Yeah, I think so.         

639
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,363
 It's, um, a bit far from things, 

640
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,449
     but it's got a small yard,     
             so that's--            

641
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,993
 Great. Great.                     

642
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:51,372
        Do you, uh, remember        
    that karaoke night in Seoul?    

643
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,541
               [Gabi]               
      Hey, I want to sing Madonna.   

644
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,543
 You can sing anything you want.   

645
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,337
       We got this whole place      
            to ourselves.           

646
00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,380
                [man]               
     Okay, everyone. It's time.     

647
00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,382
     Pick a number, any number.     

648
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,802
       But not 14. She's mine.      

649
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:09,349
        [dance music playing        
            on speakers]            

650
00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,438
          What? They, like,         
           help you sing?           

651
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,317
         Well, more like they, uh, 
               make you sing.       

652
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,652
              -[laughs]             
               -Seven.              

653
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,320
 'Cause she looks like you.        

654
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,363
 Hey.                              

655
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,865
      Closest you're gonna get.     

656
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,082
 Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven.    

657
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,875
           These are some           
        of my lucky numbers.        

658
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,795
              Uh, yeah.             
       You, you, you and you.       

659
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,588
    Sure four's probably enough.    

660
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,758
       Like the hoop earrings.      
          Glasses are nice.         

661
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,343
          Babe, you ready?          

662
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:49,055
       [dance music continues]      

663
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:58,398
 I'm gonna hang back at the bar    
   with Sonya and have a drink.     

664
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,997
           What about it?           

665
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:18,626
 Yeah, I only wanted to warn you, 
    you know, so you're prepared.   

666
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,713
          And if a reporter         
       or anyone comes around,      

667
00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:27,093
 it'll be really cool if you just 
 let them know nothing happened.   

668
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,430
    I don't think I can do that.    

669
00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:33,266
      Yeah, I get that you and,     
              you know,             

670
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,852
      Trav are taking a break.      

671
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,897
 But you don't want to hurt him,   
 and I know how fragile you are.   

672
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,607
       I just want to be left       
      out of all of this, okay?     

673
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,108
    Can you just not mention me?    

674
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,778
 It's-- it's not up to me.         
 Come on, let's figure out...      

675
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,697
           -Please, okay, I--        
       -...now, so it's clear.      

676
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,325
    I'm gonna hang up, all right?   
            Just, don't--           

677
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,619
            No, Gab. Gab.           

678
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,916
         [cell phone rings]         

679
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:06,090
                                 

680
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:12,138
                                 

681
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,228
           [Quentin] That's not     
           what I would have done. 

682
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,481
       Yeah, that's 'cause you      
         don't do anything.         

683
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:22,982
     -You're not an action guy--    
               -Guys.               

684
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,401
           The moron has rewritten 
           the user deletion logic 

685
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,778
            to batch delete users. 

686
00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,988
    I had to, since there are so    
 many happening at the same time. 

687
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,449
       He doesn't understand,       
   and so I'm here trying to work. 

688
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,326
 Okay. Tell me why you 911'ed.     

689
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,746
       Hashtag "delete Uber."       
 After your bullshit move at JFK. 

690
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,122
 Yo!                               

691
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,750
     Users are trying to delete     
     their whole accounts.          

692
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,252
 -We usually get a dozen a week-- 
             -Not even.             

693
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,421
           -But we're at--          
        -A hundred thousand.        

694
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,090
 Fuck, you guys. Fuck.             

695
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,634
       And that's not counting      
       the full app deleters,       

696
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,844
        which we won't know         
 until Apple releases metadata.    

697
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,429
 We're trending on Twitter.        

698
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,931
              [Quentin]             
         Steadily going up,         

699
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,474
     even after Austin restored     
           surge pricing.           

700
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,686
 We need a full engineering team   
 in here to handle the overload.   

701
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,771
               Uh, no.              

702
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,773
 We are frictionless,              

703
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,525
 but not if you want               
      to delete us                  

704
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,652
       just because                 
 of a goddamn hashtag.             

705
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,405
       Okay, but that friction      
         will crash the app.        

706
00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:13,700
      The platform. All of it.      
    Nobody will be able to ride.    

707
00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,493
 Fuck, you guys.                   

708
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,495
 Fuck!                             

709
00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,211
          All right, do it.         
        Get whoever you need.       

710
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,676
       [Donald]                     
 What do you think?                

711
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,387
 A little midnight spin?           

712
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,388
                               Oh. 

713
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,597
 [soft chuckle]                    

714
00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,683
                 All that noise,    
               this late at night? 

715
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,519
            We'll get stink eye     
        from everyone on the lake. 

716
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,645
 Oh, no.                           

717
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,355
                   [Bonnie laughs] 

718
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,691
        [cell phone vibrates]       

719
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,199
      You ready to talk to him?     

720
00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:59,245
               He's not gonna like 
               what I have to say. 

721
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,081
                  Hi.                

722
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,624
       Hey, Mom, you're awake.      

723
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,001
          That's, uh, good.         

724
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,711
           I-- listen, I--          

725
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,337
 Things aren't going so well...    

726
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,923
       -[laughs] ...and, um--       
              -Hey, Trav.            

727
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,633
         The reason I didn't        
           pick up before           

728
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,011
           is because this          
        is the whining time,        

729
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,931
      and I'm gonna talk to you     
         in the fixing time.        

730
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:20,600
    No, I'm fixing it right now.    

731
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,727
          So you keep saying.        

732
00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:23,895
                I am.               

733
00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,646
            I just wanted           
     to talk it through a lit--     

734
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,648
     The laundry list of complaints 

735
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,983
        can go on my voicemail.      

736
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,318
     I know what it sounds like     

737
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:33,362
          when you actually         
        take responsibility.        

738
00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,450
         And, um, I'll be here       
           when that happens.        

739
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,618
               You...               

740
00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,369
        [phone signal beeps]        

741
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,085
 He mad?                           

742
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,545
                          [sighs]   
                        He's fine. 

743
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,755
                  Yeah, he's, uh-- 

744
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,800
                      He's working 
                through his stuff. 

745
00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,969
       [Emil, over recording]       
             Listen, Gabs,           

746
00:34:57,011 --> 00:35:00,640
          just call me, okay?        

747
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,475
         I'm worried about you.      

748
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,228
         Don't be stupid, Gabs.      

749
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,355
            I don't want you         
           to be blindsided.         

750
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,274
           I'm not even sure         
       I can stop what's happen--    

751
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,860
     If you go against me on this,   

752
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,321
            stuff about you          
           is gonna come out.        

753
00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:19,158
         [cell phone rings]         

754
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,163
               Hello?               

755
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,791
         I have to tell you         
          about something.          

756
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,209
                Okay.               

757
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,461
     You should write this down.    

758
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,754
                Okay.               

759
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,297
          Um, just hang on.         

760
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:36,134
           Uh, don't hang up.        
             Just hang on.           

761
00:35:38,928 --> 00:35:40,096
               [sighs]              

762
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,681
          Okay, I'm ready.          

763
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,476
        This is about Korea.        

764
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,149
                Okay.               

765
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,735
 The other woman at the bar went   
 to HR, but nothing came of it.    

766
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,279
           And now Gabi's gonna go 
            to the press,           

767
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,573
        and I have no reason        
         to tell her not to.        

768
00:35:58,614 --> 00:35:59,991
 She said Travis was--             

769
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,284
      They left after they had      
             one drink,             

770
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,869
      because Gabi didn't want      
             to go back             

771
00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,162
          into one of those rooms, 

772
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,706
        along with the other        
            female exec.            

773
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,877
      But the remaining company     
         personnel didn't...        

774
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,003
                            Mm-mm. 

775
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,046
           This one falls on Emil. 

776
00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,215
           The second he picked up 
           that phone to call her. 

777
00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,634
           Intimidation. Coercion. 

778
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,969
          We keep disarming         
             land mines,            

779
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,847
       and he's just out there      
         creating new ones.         

780
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,892
                           [sighs] 

781
00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,518
                      I'm leaving. 

782
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,315
      And what does talking you     
       into staying look like?      

783
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,151
                A time machine      
           and a bottle of scotch. 

784
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,111
             Uber's Jurassic Park. 

785
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,863
                If the T. rex       
           doesn't tear you apart, 

786
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:40,948
           The New York Times   will. 

787
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,241
         Get everyone you love out 

788
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,744
          and let's just hope       
     the dinosaurs eat each other. 

789
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:47,538
                                 

790
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,882
                Hey.                

791
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,261
           -Here.                   
           -Oh, thank you.          

792
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,099
                      What's this? 

793
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:08,226
 [laughs]                          

794
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,144
                   I'm the one      
               that's in the shit. 

795
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,897
      I'm the one                   
 fixing the drinks.                

796
00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:15,066
          I can't argue with that. 

797
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,317
 Are you sure?                     

798
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,737
 You seem to be in the midst       
 of one hell of an argument.       

799
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,615
                I am, with myself. 

800
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,952
                       I did this. 

801
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,747
            If I didn't,            
            I sure as hell helped. 

802
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,209
             I tried to put a goat 
                  in the barn       

803
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,128
     to keep my thoroughbred calm. 

804
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,091
      Instead, there was some kind 
      of a toxic chemical reaction 

805
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218
                that happened       
          between the two of them. 

806
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,263
 So he needs to be removed.        

807
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,723
 Emil, he's not your founder.      

808
00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:53,646
 Excise him with clean margins     
    like the malignancy he is.      

809
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,398
 Cut him out.                      

810
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,734
 Don't just sit there              
    blaming yourself.               

811
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,738
 You be you and keep trying.       

812
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,657
          You'll figure it.         

813
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,662
                                 

814
00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,418
            [Hazelbaker]            
       He's expecting your call.     

815
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,169
          Can we just wait          
          for one minute--?         

816
00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,839
              No. No, we can't.     
          You have a slot, Travis. 

817
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,340
          We are on his timetable, 
             not yours.             

818
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,009
               -Okay.               
 -Hang on. Hang on. There you go. 

819
00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,886
         -He's on right now?        
     -No, just give it a minute.    

820
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,805
               [sighs]              

821
00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,769
      Hey, Mr. President, sir.      

822
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,439
      I'm very well, thank you.     

823
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,524
        Listen, I am calling        
           to let you know          

824
00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,694
        I'll be stepping down       
     from the economic council.     

825
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,863
        It was my honor to--        

826
00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,532
             He hung up.            

827
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,868
      Well, maybe if you're lucky, 

828
00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:50,536
         this gets reported         
          as you listening          

829
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,580
          to your customers         
            or employees.           

830
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:55,833
      Maybe we start to get out     
          of this tailspin.         

831
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,460
        I am not optimistic.        

832
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,713
 You're not-- why the fuck did     
 I just throw away my FaceTime     

833
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,881
         with the president?        

834
00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:04,175
         The board convenes         
           this afternoon           

835
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,677
           in Los Angeles           
            with Holder.            

836
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,137
         Hold on, he's done?        

837
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,388
          And we go to him?         

838
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,724
      Yeah. They're reading it      
          at his law firm.          

839
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,225
      No PDFs. Dead trees only.     

840
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,019
      Your plane will be ready      
            in two hours.           

841
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,771
      [distant telephone rings]     

842
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,899
                                 

843
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,997
             [Pearl Jam]            
       Come, you masters of war    

844
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,585
  You that build all the guns    

845
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:43,881
             You that build         
           The death place          

846
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,008
  You that build all the guns    

847
00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,551
              [Bonnie]              
        This is Bonnie Kalanick.     

848
00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:50,638
       Please leave me a message     
       and I'll get back to you.     

849
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:51,680
                Thanks.              

850
00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:55,684
             [Pearl Jam]            
      You that hide behind desks  

851
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,437
       I just want you to know     

852
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,400
               I can see            
          Through your masks        

853
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,449
  You that never done nothing    

854
00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:15,413
       But to build and destroy    

855
00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:19,875
        You play with my world     

856
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,628
  Like it was your little toy    

857
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:27,007
       You put a gun in my hand    

858
00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:31,512
      Then you hide from my eyes  

859
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,306
            And you turn            
           and run farther          

860
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:37,476
      When the fast bullets fly    

861
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,776
          Like Judas of old        

862
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,281
         You lie and deceive       

863
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:54,994
        A world war can be won     

864
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,997
        You want us to believe     

865
00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:03,169
               But I see            
         through your eyes...       

866
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,838
         -Can it go faster?         
             -Oh, yeah.             

867
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,131
              -[laughs]             
             -Oh, yeah.             

868
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,341
         -I want to go fast.        
             -All right.            

869
00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,135
             All right,             
       we're gonna open it up.      

870
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,596
              [Bonnie]              
             Go faster!             

871
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,764
          [Bonnie screams]          

872
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,892
            Let me drive!           

873
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:20,853
                                 

874
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,105
               Hello.               

875
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,815
         ...all the triggers       

876
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,150
        This is Mr. Kalanick.       

877
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,612
        For the others to fire     

878
00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:33,699
           Then you sit back        
              and watch             

879
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:37,870
           As the death count       
             gets higher            

880
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,666
                          You hide 
                in white mansions  

881
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:46,045
      While young people's blood  

882
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:51,800
       Flows out of their bodies    
       and is buried in the mud     

883
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,678
                                 

884
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,146
         I need you to take         
         me to Fresno.              

885
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,192
              [Holder]              
          Hello, everyone.          

886
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:12,029
      I understand Mr. Kalanick     
      is unable to join.            

887
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:16,700
       But we know everything,      
     and we have it all in here.    

888
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,869
           So let's begin.          

889
00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:23,541
                                 

890
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,108
              [exhales]             

891
00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:53,445
           Sexism, lying,           
         lack of diversity.         

892
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:57,449
      These are all bad enough,     
    but it's only the beginning.    

893
00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,703
      Yeah. Section Two: driver     
    violence against passengers.    

894
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,664
 Section Five: sexual predation    
         done by drivers.           

895
00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:07,459
    Section Six: sexual predation   
        in the Uber offices.        

896
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,128
              This is--             

897
00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,880
 Eric...                           

898
00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,634
 what are your                     
 recommendations?                  

899
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,138
        I have them outlined,       

900
00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:21,265
     and it's not a short list.     

901
00:43:22,016 --> 00:43:23,350
        [eyeglasses clatter]        

902
00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,854
       [heart monitor beeping]      

903
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:30,149
                                 

904
00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,026
              [Travis]              
     Is this the best hospital?     

905
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:33,319
 Looks like a dipshit hospital.    

906
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,321
         It was the closest         
           trauma center.           

907
00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:36,572
     I'm gonna make some calls.     

908
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,240
                 Look, they know    
               what they're doing. 

909
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,575
                  This is the shit 
                    I know about.   

910
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,493
              [Arianna]             
               Travis?              

911
00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,997
           It's four o'clock        
           It's got to stop         

912
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,749
               Tell him            

913
00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,542
            "Take no more"         

914
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,752
            You're okay.            

915
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,420
       She practices her speech    

916
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,297
         As he opens the door      

917
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,214
              You are.              

918
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:57,217
            She rolls over         

919
00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,011
            You're okay.            

920
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,309
                          Breathe. 

921
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,854
      ...she's in love with him    

922
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,899
       Can't find a better man     

923
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,487
          She dreams in color,      
         she dreams in red          

924
00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:20,157
       Can't find a better man     

925
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,911
         Can't find a better man  

926
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:25,871
               Can't find           
             A better man           

927
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,332
         No, you don't need         
          to tell me twice.         

928
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:31,377
           [knock on door]          

929
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:38,008
 You were good to come.            

930
00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,149
                   I can't believe 
                     she's dead.    

931
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,485
           She loved you.           

932
00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,197
               She loved you both, 
                     so much.       

933
00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:05,077
    She always talked about you.    
         How proud she was.         

934
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,831
     Sorry, I just need to speak    
   with Arianna before she leaves. 

935
00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,002
                Hey.                

936
00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:18,799
               [Angie]              
           Is your dad--?           

937
00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,720
         [Cory] Doctors are         
       cautiously optimistic.       

938
00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:25,097
        The fuck that means.        

939
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:26,265
             [inaudible]            

940
00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:28,600
 Ange, I'm glad to see you,        

941
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,103
 but you shouldn't                 
      have come.                    

942
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,022
 Whatever he used to be?           
           Gone.                    

943
00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,692
 Those aren't human beings.        

944
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:40,404
                                 

945
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,245
                                 

946
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,473
       Mr. Holder's immediate       
          recommendations.          

947
00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:13,812
                Emil?               

948
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,065
         You okay with this?        

949
00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:20,694
          At this point,            
 all we owe him is a heads-up.     

950
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,989
            And by "we,"            
    I assume you mean the Board.    

951
00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,073
                 No.                

952
00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:28,994
      Me talking to him doesn't     
   show you taking responsibility. 

953
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,789
 This needs to come                
    from you first.                 

954
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:36,502
 The Board needs to see you stand 
 behind Holder's recommendations. 

955
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:39,755
                 Or?                

956
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,007
           The Board stops          
        standing behind you.        

957
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,550
              [scoffs]              

958
00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:47,554
                                 

959
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,473
               [sighs]              

960
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,852
    You ever fire anyone before?    

961
00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:56,980
        No one that mattered.       

962
00:46:57,022 --> 00:47:00,150
 Tell him what the meeting         
     is about right away.           

963
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:04,863
 You're gonna want to make him     
     feel better, because...        

964
00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:09,326
     well, despite                  
 your past behavior,               

965
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:12,079
 you're not actually               
      a sociopath.                  

966
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,165
                                 

967
00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,584
 Make it clean and quick.          

968
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,337
 Hey, you okay?                    

969
00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:22,005
 Your dad okay?                    

970
00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:23,757
                    Yeah, thanks.   
                  You can come in. 

971
00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:26,510
                                 

972
00:47:32,140 --> 00:47:33,100
               [sighs]              

973
00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:37,312
        So you talked to Gabi       
         about South Korea.         

974
00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,190
 [scoffs]                          
 Well...                           

975
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,985
 she must be pissed if she's       
    calling you to complain.        

976
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,696
     No, she didn't call me, dude. 
        She called someone else.    

977
00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,531
               That's the problem. 

978
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,911
 Oh...                             

979
00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,205
 fuck.                             

980
00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,499
 Offsite.                          

981
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,084
 Ten o'clock at night,             

982
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,212
     nobody to hear                 
 if I start yelling.               

983
00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,550
 Where is Gurley, hmm?             

984
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,219
 Skulking with, uh,                
 Cohler and Fenton                 

985
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,429
 in legal down the hall?           

986
00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,264
     Yeah, something like that.     

987
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,476
 You're extending me               
     the courtesy.                  

988
00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,896
 It's always a friend              
      who does it.                  

989
00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,522
                 The Holder Report 

990
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,024
           specifically recommends 
                your removal.       

991
00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:23,901
          The Board's voting on it 
               in the morning.      

992
00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:25,652
 I didn't realize                  
 you could be fired                

993
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:29,281
        for asking someone's        
 ex-girlfriend to tell the truth. 

994
00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:32,451
               Well, it's not just 
                   South Korea.     

995
00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:34,786
                     I mean,        
               there is a pattern. 

996
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,581
       There's India, there's       
        the fuckup at the Waverly. 

997
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:38,999
       I was off                    
 the fucking record!               

998
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,876
         Do you think I want to be 
           doing this right now?    

999
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,544
       To lose you? I don't, okay? 

1000
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,297
         But I cannot let anything 
               take me down.        

1001
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,257
            Not even you.           

1002
00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,468
        If there's something        
        that could kill Uber,       

1003
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,887
 then it's my job to remove it.    

1004
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:54,389
                                 

1005
00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,976
 It's fucking bullshit.            

1006
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,146
 And the sad thing is,             

1007
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,649
      you're gonna want             
 to talk to me about this.         

1008
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,945
       About everything             
 that's about to come down.        

1009
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,781
 And I don't know if I'm gonna     
        pick up the phone.          

1010
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,491
                          [scoffs] 
                            Jesus. 

1011
00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,909
           Fuck, my mom just died. 

1012
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,744
                  You're not gonna 
                pick up the phone? 

1013
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,913
           -Man, fuck you!          
       -Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry.      

1014
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,749
 Of course. Of course.             

1015
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,584
 Of course, man.                   

1016
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,298
 I'm sorry you're                  
 in this situation.                

1017
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,636
                                 

1018
00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:40,686
 You know what? I'm sorry.         

1019
00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,150
       You're always gonna be       
             Team Uber.             

1020
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,278
              You are.              

1021
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,657
                           Always. 

1022
00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,994
               Always.              

1023
00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,292
               But I got to back    
             the Board's decision. 

1024
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,003
                       You're out. 

1025
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,132
    [Gurley] Best we can hope for   
       is that he walks away,       

1026
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,717
     stays quiet for a few days.    

1027
00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,969
                   Mortification    
                can be a silencer. 

1028
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,595
 Yeah, or he gets angry,           

1029
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:17,347
 he starts talking about           
      how I signed off              

1030
00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:18,724
 on all those mistakes,            

1031
00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:21,309
 how he's throwing his body        
     in front of a bullet.          

1032
00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:25,063
    I'll make sure the Board knows 
       that you took care of it.    

1033
00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:28,483
             They'll endorse        
       a leave of absence for you. 

1034
00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:33,030
 How long you been                 
 planning all this?                

1035
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:34,823
               It's not like that. 

1036
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,283
               It's a leave.        
         It's not an insurrection. 

1037
00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:37,993
      You just need to go away      
            for a while.            

1038
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,454
      Let us clean up the mess,     
    then we'll bring you back in.   

1039
00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:43,582
    I'll make sure that the Board   
      is clear on the statement     

1040
00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,542
          that it's not permanent. 

1041
00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:49,755
    So I'll get to see the press    
     release before it goes out.    

1042
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,342
            You're gonna come back 
          stronger, I promise you. 

1043
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:58,096
       This is the chapter in       
   your memoir where you reassess. 

1044
00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,640
         It's all wins after this. 

1045
00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:04,019
       I'll write the introduction 
                 for you.           

1046
00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:07,064
                                 

1047
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:24,748
                                 

1048
00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,708
        [indistinct chatter]        

1049
00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:29,961
             [Bonderman]            
       Travis back in Fresno?       

1050
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:32,672
               Far from here, yes. 

1051
00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:35,050
                  Leave of absence 
                  starts tonight.   

1052
00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,302
 He take it okay?                  

1053
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,137
             He took it.            

1054
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,972
 That's all that matters to us.    

1055
00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:43,767
              [Arianna]             
        Can we please gather?       

1056
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,478
    I would like to thank you all   

1057
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,648
     on behalf of the Uber board    
           for being here.          

1058
00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,983
     Our culture has taken ill,     

1059
00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:54,820
        but we've called upon       
           a great healer.          

1060
00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:57,489
          Let's talk about          
         our recommendations        

1061
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157
          from Eric Holder.         

1062
00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:04,204
           I am passionate          
          about redemption,         

1063
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:07,165
      which is why I can state      
           with authority           

1064
00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:11,795
      that Travis is on a path      
    that will save this company.    

1065
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:16,133
          And to that end,          
      he has something to say.      

1066
00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,811
         Thank you, Arianna.        

1067
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:31,189
           [clears throat]          

1068
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:36,153
   The last eight years of my life 
      has only been about Uber.     

1069
00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,405
            Recent events           
      have brought home for me      

1070
00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:41,032
 that people are more important    
            than work,              

1071
00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:43,535
 and I need to take some time off 
         from the day-to-day        

1072
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:46,454
        to grieve my mother,        
     to take care of my father,     

1073
00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,039
         to work on myself,         

1074
00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:52,169
   and to focus on building out     
 a world-class leadership team.    

1075
00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,671
     I mean, the team we had...     

1076
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,304
     The ultimate responsibility    
       for where we've gotten       

1077
00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,765
      and how we've gotten here     
       rests on my shoulders.       

1078
00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:09,102
       But if we're gonna work      
            on Uber 2.0,            

1079
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:12,522
         I also need to work        
           on Travis 2.0.           

1080
00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:14,733
        [cheers and applause]       

1081
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:24,743
        [applause continues]        

1082
00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:33,084
          In case this one          
           was confusing,           

1083
00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:36,004
    Emil Michael has been removed   

1084
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,132
          by unanimous vote         
            of the Board.           

1085
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:41,968
            This is just            
        absolutely brainless.       

1086
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:46,056
     They fired Himmler to make     
     Hitler seem less culpable.     

1087
00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,183
 You hate working here             
        that much?                  

1088
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:51,144
        -It's a trade-off.          
 -You want to do the best work,    

1089
00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:54,981
      the shit nobody else will     
    let you do, actually disrupt?   

1090
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,483
               Then you gotta work 
                   with people      

1091
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:58,401
          who give you enough room 
                 to do that.        

1092
00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:00,111
      -And sometimes they're...     
             -Assholes.             

1093
00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:01,238
                             Yeah. 

1094
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:03,156
      The next recommendations,     

1095
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,700
 well, they're all about culture. 

1096
00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:09,204
               Always Be Hustling? 

1097
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,705
            Not anymore.            

1098
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,958
            I'm gonna go            
          to the bathroom.          

1099
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:16,378
      There must be balance...      

1100
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:18,421
     as you can read in my book.    

1101
00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:24,177
  'Cause I've carried my weight   
 And I've been a strong man       

1102
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,553
              Yeah, yeah           

1103
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:30,934
           Listen to the man        
         in the liquor store        

1104
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:35,897
                Yelling,            
        "Anybody want a drink       

1105
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:40,277
           Before the war?"        

1106
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:48,868
         -Were you followed?        
                -No.                

1107
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,829
         Turned off my phone        
           like you asked.          

1108
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:52,289
              Were you?             

1109
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:59,879
     So what say we, all of us,     
           come together,           

1110
00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,172
          do our best work,         

1111
00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:04,009
 and get to the next generation    
      of this great company?        

1112
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:06,011
        [cheers and applause]       

1113
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,148
        He shouldn't be here.       

1114
00:55:18,189 --> 00:55:20,442
        If you want to launch       
     the next gen of Uber, Bill,    

1115
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:25,864
      you have to let me launch     
       the next gen of Travis.      

1116
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:31,494
       And you live in a shell     

1117
00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:35,206
       You create your own hell    

1118
00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,834
            -[man shouts]           
       - You live in the past      

1119
00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,587
          And talk about war       

1120
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:41,713
                       It happens. 

1121
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:44,924
 Lots of people think they want    
     to talk until it's time.       

1122
00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,301
 I want to talk.                   

1123
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:49,346
                                 

1124
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:57,562
     I think the best thing is,     
    think on it and then call me.   

1125
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,189
                        Or don't-- 

1126
00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:01,608
 I just want to know that          
 what I'm doing is the...          

1127
00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,942
 [deep breath]                     

1128
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,820
 I mean, I think I'm doing         
       the right thing.             

1129
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,531
     But, like,                     
 how do you know?                  

1130
00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,412
 Hey, no, no. Don't go.            

1131
00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:19,584
     I don't want                   
 to be an asshole.                 

1132
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:24,047
      You've got a heart of stone   
     you can never feel             

1133
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:26,549
                             Okay. 

1134
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:29,761
         You say,                   
        "Oh, I'm not afraid...      

1135
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:33,890
 So what do you have to tell me    
 to feel that's not who you are?   

1136
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,519
        So stop talking of war     

1137
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:42,524
            'Cause you know         
      We've heard it all before     

1138
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,443
      Why don't you go out there  

1139
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:47,404
       And do something useful?    

1140
00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:49,239
 You ever heard of Greyball?       

1141
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,409
       Oh, listen to the man...    

1142
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,035
 It's a programming thing.         

1143
00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:57,122
 It's just to essentially          
          target...                 

1144
00:56:57,163 --> 00:57:00,834
                Yelling,            
        "Anybody want a drink       

1145
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:04,629
            Before the war?"        

1146
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:13,179
         "Anybody want a drink      
           before the war?"         

1147
00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,514
                 Aha               

1148
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:19,102
         "Anybody want to drink      
         before the war?"           

1149
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:25,650
     [Sinead O'Connor vocalizes]    

1150
00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:41,624
            [vocalizing]            

1151
00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:51,301
                 Ooh               

1152
00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:53,678
             Ooh-ooh-ooh           

1153
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:57,015
           Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh         

1154
00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:09,735