1 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,370 Previously on   Super Pumped. 2 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:40,623 Boom! You just got Greyballed,            motherfucker! 3 00:00:40,665 --> 00:00:43,084 I-Is this legal? 4 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,753 Are you an asshole? 5 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,130 We wouldn't even          be here tonight 6 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,882 if it wasn't for             Olivia Lungociu. 7 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,675 What if we gave her       a taste of her own medicine? 8 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,678 Spend a million dollars             to dig into her? 9 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,680 How could you, Emil? 10 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,308 I'm the one         who put you in here. 11 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:00,769 I'm the one who can           take you out too. 12 00:01:00,810 --> 00:01:02,979 -What's going on?          -  I yelled. 13 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,023 Travis, you can't do that. 14 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,232 Yeah, I know. I know. 15 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:07,817 I don't know what          the fuck's wrong with me. 16 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,819 I don't know why I keep              doing that. 17 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,945 Sometimes to get what you want, 18 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,697 you got to give            what you want. 19 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,699 There's no driver. 20 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,867 We doing this? 21 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,035 We sure as fuck are, man. 22 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,411 Google rang me up. 23 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,331 It's not good.    They're suing over Levandowski. 24 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:23,458 You need to publish              this video. 25 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,001 The world needs to see it. 26 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,129 urgent music plays 27 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:34,469 opening theme music plays 28 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,782 Hello, everyone. 29 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,994 I understand Mr. Kalanick          is unable to join, 30 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,620 but we know everything, 31 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,165 and we have it all in here. 32 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:47,709 So let's begin. 33 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,549 "Force of Nature"         by Pearl Jam plays 34 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:07,228 Understand she's a force               of nature 35 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:11,065 Contraband hiding deep            inside her soul 36 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:16,279 Exercising her will            to lose control 37 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:21,576 These are just        and reasonable demands 38 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,912 of righteous people. 39 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,248 A man considers himself small 40 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,043 right up until the moment               he bigs up. 41 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:34,297 Atlas-style, Greek Titan,               bodybuilder. 42 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,341 Both motherfuckers apply. 43 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,176 Inspiration from the back             of a comic book 44 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,803 is not far off         in this particular case. 45 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,889 Can you believe this asshole? 46 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:47,018 The case of Dan O'Sullivan. 47 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,437 Chicago nobody            versus the world. 48 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:53,066 ...so much          unrealized potential. 49 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:57,987 This American carnage             stops right here 50 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,990 and stops right now. 51 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:05,119 Maybe we should turn this off,              you know, 52 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,330 keep politics out of the office,            like they said? 53 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,457 CEO is on Trump's                  economic council. 54 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:10,959 He brought politics                   to the office 55 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,252 and dumped them               like a colostomy bag 56 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:13,878 right in the middle                   of the office. 57 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,297 You're obsessed, man.          And a little gross. 58 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 Pretty sure we're all            obsessed, or should be. 59 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:21,386 You didn't get enough blowback    from your company-wide email 60 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,137 about TK        signing on with Trump? 61 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:25,723 I mean, that had to get HR         all up in your face. 62 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:27,100 My face is fine. 63 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,601 You told me you got called           into the office-- 64 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,770 I said it went fine.       Travis is sucking the ass 65 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,105 of a fake fucking             billionaire. 66 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,815 Worry about what's ending up             on his face, 67 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,650 and I'll worry         about him firing me. 68 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,351 We've got to turn        this sentiment around. 69 00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:17,442 No. I don't believe that. 70 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,527 I don't see it. That's not fair. 71 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,612 It's also wrong, by the way.        But mostly it's unfair. 72 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:23,906 You agreed to let us do    our thing and then report back. 73 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:25,283 -You agreed.          -I changed my mind. 74 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,951 -And I'm glad I did.         -We're not doing this 75 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,578 with you here,        that's why it's an offsite. 76 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:30,705 Uber is not paying you    to collect all of my bad press 77 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,374 like some pissed-off girlfriend      scrolling through our texts 78 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,626 trying to find the first time          I was mean to her. 79 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:39,130 Actually, that's exactly    what they want, because this... 80 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,215 well, this says that people              don't like you. 81 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:42,717 It says that you are               one dumb choice away 82 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,927 from being a punchline          buried in the third graph 83 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,137 of a late-night monologue. 84 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,265 And who is "they"  in your construct? 85 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,767 I'm Uber, 'kay? 86 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,101 And I don't see this. 87 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,937 What I see is a mediocre     comms team that's... 88 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,356 Oh, no. 89 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:58,274 What are you doing? 90 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,567 What is it? 91 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,986 My girls. 92 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,498 Do it outside.         Don't do it in my house. 93 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,166 Yeah, this is it, man.               Heck, yeah. 94 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,584 Yeah, all right.                 Perfect. 95 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,836 -  Thank you.  -Oh, this is really fucked up. 96 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,215 I don't know if you remember me,  you know, old faces, new faces. 97 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,299 2010. 98 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,884 Thanks for all the work you do. 99 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,594 You dropped the prices. 100 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,596 I... I didn't drop the prices               on Black. 101 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,139 You can have         the prices you want, 102 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,183 but you choose to give                everybody a ride. 103 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,935 Okay, no, here's the thing              about that. 104 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,436 We can do Lux           in San Francisco. 105 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,146 I got guys working on Lux           right now. 106 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,065 That's gonna be 50 to 70%            more expensive. 107 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,067 But people are not         trusting you anymore. 108 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,319 You think people want to buy            black cars anymore? 109 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,363 Nobody wants          to buy a black car. 110 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,115 I lost $97,000            because of you. 111 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,574 Yes. I'm bankrupt            because of you. 112 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:51,494 Yes, come on. Yes.     You keep changing every day. 113 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,162 -Hold on. Hold on a second.  -You keep changing every day. 114 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,414 What have I changed about Black? 115 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,748 -You changed the whole business.                -What? 116 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,792 -You dropped the prices.         -That-- not on Black. 117 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,128 -No, that's bullshit. That--          -Yes. Yes, you did. 118 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,421 No, I didn't. 119 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:03,423 We are thrilled      to have you exclusive to Uber. 120 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,799 -Twenty dollars a mile?                -Yeah. 121 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,009 And the price for the rider            stays the same. 122 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,887 We just appreciate             your loyalty. 123 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:16,102 -That is bullshit. Bullshit!  -We're talking dollars per mile. 124 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,146 -What is the mile now, $2.75?            -You know what? 125 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:20,648 Some people just can't take          responsibility 126 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,442 -for their own shit.        -I take responsibility. 127 00:07:22,483 --> 00:07:24,360 And they have to blame       everything in their life 128 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,070 -on somebody else.          -You sent an email. 129 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,613 -Come on, you sent an email--              -Good luck. 130 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,323 Good luck to you, but I know 131 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,741 -you're not gonna go far.         -Jesus, turn it off. 132 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:32,618 This is really bad.          That's really bad. 133 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,913 That's really bad.           Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 134 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,332 Fuck! What is wrong with me? 135 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,475 It's being picked up by Olivia.  It's on WSJ's site. 136 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,143 Is anyone calling us             for comment? 137 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,519 No. 138 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,022 -That's not good.           -Mnh-mnh. 139 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:03,399 Uh, Arianna?  Hi, it's, uh, Travis. 140 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,609 Can you call me back? 141 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:07,111 Um, look, actually,  can you just come get me? 142 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,696 I'm... 143 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:12,492 Never mind just, uh, call.             Thanks. 144 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,036 This is Bonnie Kalanick. 145 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,245 Please leave me a message, 146 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,164 and I'll get back to you. 147 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,290 Hi, Mom. 148 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,250 Um, can you just             call me back? 149 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,378 I, um... I'm not gonna... 150 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,631 ...be able       to make it up to the house. 151 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,508 Things are complicated here. 152 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,885 But if anyone calls you              about a video, 153 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:34,263 just hang up and call          Penny or Kelsey, okay? 154 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,015 And don't watch it. 155 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,391 I'm fixing this. 156 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,851 I am. 157 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,896 Some people just don't want       to take responsibility. 158 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,273 I take responsibility.                You sent an email. 159 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:46,901 They gotta blame everything  in their life on somebody else. 160 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:54,408 -Bill.          -We have a problem. 161 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,369 Yes. We do. 162 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:58,287 I just spoke with Travis. 163 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,373 He needs our support  with that bogus video 164 00:09:00,414 --> 00:09:01,582 of him and the driver. 165 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,376 Can I count on the board? 166 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,670 Well, I appreciate you             reaching out 167 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,421 to get ourselves                   aligned on this. 168 00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,632 This is a-a bad situation 169 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,219 on top of a lot           of bad choices, Arianna. 170 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,014 He's surrounded  by the wrong people. 171 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:18,349 Well, I'd love to, 172 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,726 but we make the wrong move             in response, 173 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,937 it's gonna look                      like panic. 174 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,277 It was lovely  to chat with you. 175 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:32,238 I'm confident we will      find a solution. 176 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,698 No, ma'am. 177 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,243 It's always my pleasure    speaking with you on the phone. 178 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,543 This video is data. 179 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,129 And you're the data guy, right? 180 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,632 So tell me where the lie is. 181 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,760 Now tell me, what part     of what you said isn't true? 182 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,513 -You can't, can you? 183 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,598 -No.                 -No. 184 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,391 And what's our valuation              right now? 185 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,684 Sixty-nine billion. 186 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,686 What was it when you started        with Ryan and Garrett? 187 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,980 -One point six million.        -It was. 188 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,315 That's one point six. 189 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,774 That's a dick lint number. 190 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,443 -And who did that? 191 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:11,819 Which guy on the screen? 192 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:16,240 That guy wouldn't have a job       if it weren't for that guy. 193 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,491 Okay? 194 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,493 You didn't tell him       to make the choices he made. 195 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,203 You gave him opportunity. 196 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,913 The most American thing ever. 197 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,291 Fly the flag,              salute the fireworks, 198 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,917 baseball and hot dogs. 199 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,085 That's you. 200 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,295 Apple fucking pie, right? 201 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,838 And we don't outsource           the work either. 202 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,466 I'm not Tim fucking Cook,      sending jobs off to China. 203 00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:35,301 And we're a global brand. 204 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,429 But we create jobs locally,               globally. 205 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,264 Damn fucking straight. 206 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,656 Fuck what people                     say about you. 207 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,784 The only things that count           are revenue and riders. 208 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:03,120 We got to get Levandowski to get  us those driverless cars sooner. 209 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,413 What'd he say it's gonna be? 210 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,873 -Two years.              -Yeah, no. 211 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,792 You gotta tell him 18 months.         That is what we need. 212 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,961 Driverless cars in 18 months.      It's cheaper. It's faster. 213 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,129 It's safer. 214 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,381 Cutting edge, man. 215 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,217 No more of these wars         with fucking drivers. 216 00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:18,636 Hey, we're gonna get you                 through this. 217 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,930 And then you're gonna keep             changing the world. 218 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,723 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 219 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,898 What? 220 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,527 "Are you okay?" 221 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,986 "I'm so sorry      you're going through this." 222 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,155 "He's an asshole."       I've got a lot of those. 223 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,907 A lot of "Dump his ass," too. 224 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,284 People asking me if it was         taken before we met, 225 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,537 which of course,         they know it wasn't. 226 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:47,707 They just, I don't know,  want me to make them feel like 227 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:48,999 they can comfort             the sad girl 228 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,626 who was stupid enough            to believe you. 229 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,878 People are mad at me  'cause of the video, 230 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,756 and they're taking it out      on you. That's all. 231 00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,299 No, they saw you         in the back of a car 232 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,718 with a couple of miniskirts              and heels, 233 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,428 and they think that        you're cheating on me. 234 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:03,055 But you know it's not that.  It's just I need to be seen-- 235 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,014 That's the problem. 236 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,058 You think that you need                  to be seen. 237 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,439 You know, my uncle used     to watch these infomercials, 238 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:13,357 this real estate scam course. 239 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,151 "How to Make Money Now."        This guy named Tom Vu. 240 00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,778 He always had six bikini models  either side of him on a yacht. 241 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,239 Uncle lost a lot of money           to that scammer. 242 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,074 And I laughed at him. 243 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,579 And now I am living with Tom Vu,         and everybody else... 244 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,039 -What--        -...is laughing at me. 245 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,542 What do you want me to say? 246 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,252 I want you to give me 247 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,087 some sort of reason to stay. 248 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,547 'Cause being with you 249 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,925 is making me feel                   ugly and awful. 250 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,096 Sorry, just... 251 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,768 Fuck. 252 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,440 Forget it. 253 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,817 I'm moving out in the morning. 254 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,070 You're gonna move out on me 255 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,864 in the middle of the worst       crisis of my career 256 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,160 because of a video with me  and some fully clothed women? 257 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:13,834 I'm sorry, it's just sometimes  it's so clear that you're 24. 258 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,095 Gabi dumped me. 259 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,976 What's the plan for Uber? 260 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,105 I want to bring someone in          to help with culture. 261 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,775 You just said "culture"            without making a face. 262 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,819 Yeah, I made it on the inside. 263 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:42,363 You want me to do it? 264 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,408 You said you would before. 265 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,701 You know me. 266 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:50,079 You know how to fix things      without making them worse. 267 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,707 I just need a list            of shit to do, 268 00:13:53,749 --> 00:13:54,875 and then I'll do that shit, 269 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,585 and then people can stop             freaking out. 270 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,754 Maybe start with not yelling              at your drivers, 271 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,756 especially the ones                    with dashcams. 272 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,050 That's what you got for me? 273 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,970 If I come,          it has to be real. 274 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:09,932 You pay me as a consultant,  and you give me complete access. 275 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,560 You take the changes seriously. 276 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,481 Nah, it's a dumb idea. 277 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,608 You investigating me?             Be too weird. 278 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,110 You like me too much. 279 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,114 Yeah, you're probably right. 280 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,075 I'll stick with the biotech            cancer drug thing. 281 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327 Not a good idea for the CEO             to take time off 282 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,538 to investigate another company. 283 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,874 You good, though? 284 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,166 I want you to be good. 285 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,211 I'd be better          if you made me whole. 286 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,507 Why don't you just give me           a fucking number, 287 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,175 so we can stop       having this conversation? 288 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,427 A hundred million. 289 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,553 There. 290 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,346 Now you have a number. 291 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,932 Okay. 292 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,434 Let me see        what I can figure out. 293 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,977 Nothing to figure. 294 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,898 We both know what I contributed  is worth way more than that. 295 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,820 Meanwhile, hire someone. 296 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,990 Do something to take back         control of the narrative 297 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,367 before it eats you. 298 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,124 We just need to pull Uber           over to pit row, 299 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,793 get it fixed up,         back out there fast. 300 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,171 We do this internally.             We do it this weekend. 301 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,507 Any attempt to self-diagnose      will be met with ridicule. 302 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,551 By everybody, myself included. 303 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,346 We need someone trustworthy              to come in. 304 00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,680 You're on board? 305 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,643 Only if Travis agrees to listen       to every recommendation. 306 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,811 Wait, hold on. 307 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:41,023 Is this investigation  theater or for real? 308 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,943 Amateurs love the profits,           hate the process. 309 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,152 We need a new story. 310 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,820 We need you guys          to get it out there 311 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,030 that we're taking this              seriously, 312 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,573 and we're making changes. 313 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,991 I feel like I'm going crazy. 314 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,243 Are we taking this seriously            and making changes? 315 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913 Yes. Legit. We need somebody            with gravitas. 316 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,540 That is how strongly       I believe in this, okay? 317 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,209 Now when you were          at the White House, 318 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,504 who scared the shit out of you      that wasn't named Obama? 319 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,422 Eric Holder. 320 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,674 There you go. Perfect. 321 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,717 -Get him. He's a lawyer, right?             -No, no, no. 322 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,970 That guy's a laser-focused        wrecking ball, Travis. 323 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,931 Exactly. People know his name.          He inspires fear. 324 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,391 Are you telling me          that you can't sell 325 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:18,268 "Uber investigated     by Eric Holder" to the press? 326 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,311 We can sell it. 327 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,522 It's just once you put       a force like this in motion, 328 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:22,898 it might not go          the way you think. 329 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,608 Oh, not worried about that. 330 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,193 I can work him. 331 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,950 I can! He should be here          and hired already. 332 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,369 Come on. Let's fix this. 333 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,704 percussive beat 334 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,748 I'm establishing         new vetting measures 335 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,711 to keep radical          Islamic terrorists 336 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,506 out of the United States              of America. 337 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,174 We don't want them here. 338 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,178 urgent music 339 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,851 All the cabs are refusing       to work and our app shows 340 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,102 at minimum 60-minute wait 341 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,396 for JFK Terminals          three through six. 342 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,107 Surge pricing is at      four times the normal cost. 343 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,109 At some point        people will just take-- 344 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,902 What? The train? 345 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:11,447 Have you ever taken a train                to JFK? 346 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,157 No. Nobody has. 347 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,201 How many rides you think         we're losing to this? 348 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,914 Turn off surge pricing. 349 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,625 Push "notify everyone             in the area." 350 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,211 We stand with our passengers. 351 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,134 Our man, Dan. 352 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,386 This particular            Chicago-based punk 353 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,097 is about to scream          "I want to be anarchy" 354 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,932 right into Uber's face. 355 00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:47,900 It's one man  and a motherfucking microphone. 356 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,194 And in this case, 357 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,404 that microphone is Twitter. 358 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,582 -Guy hits send. 359 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,209 Guy thinks nothing'll happen. 360 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,087 What good can            140 characters do? 361 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,797 But sometimes... 362 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:13,133 sometimes this shit            hits like nitrate. 363 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:18,097 Just the right thing         at just the right time. 364 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:22,726 Who the hell told them to stop     surge pricing in New York? 365 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,603 Okay, you seem a little bit-- 366 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,730 I seem what? Furious? 367 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,774 Because in the face                of the Muslim ban, 368 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,069 which affects taxi drivers,           and, yes, our drivers, 369 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,948 someone in New York ops     decided to play strikebreaker? 370 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,075 No one broke any strikes.  That's not what happened. 371 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,869 Did you fucking authorize        dropping the surge pricing? 372 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,288 Maybe you or someone else 373 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,500 thought it might seem                   magnanimous 374 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,918 not to charge people more. 375 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,170 But if you thought about it          for one fucking second-- 376 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,131 I didn't authorize shit. 377 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,882 I didn't send the tweet. 378 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,593 Okay, then fire              whoever the fuck did. 379 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,011 So we should be gouging people? 380 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,847 We should be profiting      off this protest? 381 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,850 To avoid being racist, yeah. 382 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:06,019 Wasn't this just Uber  offering people a way to support 383 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,938 the striking taxi drivers 384 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,607 so they wouldn't have to cross           a protest line? 385 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,900 Don't spin me. 386 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:15,195 The company took    the opportunity to book rides. 387 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,906 You don't fucking think,                    Travis. 388 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,952 I'm gonna treat you           like a driver right now. 389 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,163 Like one of those drivers                that I signed 390 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,832 by telling them how to go about      making their lives better. 391 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,584 And I'm gonna tell you        what's fucking best for you 392 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,920 and what's best for the United      fucking States of America. 393 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589 So now you're speaking  for the whole country. 394 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,009 Exactly. And you need  to actually take responsibility. 395 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,427 More than running my company? 396 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,013 Quit the president's                 economic council. 397 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,848 Distance yourself. 398 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,142 The majority of our drivers              are immigrants, 399 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,895 not just in this country,               which you know. 400 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,063 You just went viral                 for berating one. 401 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,191 Okay, look, you don't like         the president. 402 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,901 Guess what? Neither do I. 403 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,986 The difference is,    you're gonna complain about it. 404 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,321 I'm gonna walk  into the White House 405 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,990 and have influence,  and protect what we built. 406 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,284 What you're doing                 is dicking around. 407 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,494 You need to start listening            to the people here. 408 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,955 You know, the people that helped        you build this company. 409 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,166 Because the people here,            they hate him. 410 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,836 And they are starting               to really hate you. 411 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,734 vocalist sings indistinctly 412 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078 Eric Himpton Holder, Jr. 413 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,456 First Black attorney general         of these United States, 414 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,918 shoulder to shoulder          with B. Hussein Obama 415 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,544 through the best             and worst of it. 416 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,005 But if you think           he's riding shotgun 417 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,633 for one side or the other,                 no, sir. 418 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,718 This gentleman was first made             a federal judge 419 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,013 by none other than       handsome Ron Reagan himself. 420 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,849 And, no, I ain't gonna swear             in front of him 421 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,226 because I have respect. 422 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,104 Maybe even a little fear. 423 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,564 And so should you. 424 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,529 Mr. Holder. 425 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:21,405 Mr. Kalanick. 426 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,156 How's San Francisco      treating you? 427 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,366 You know what? 428 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:27,119 We have got to get you  in to Arianna and Robin. 429 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,579 Actually, you let me know     what you want to eat. 430 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,331 I'll make the calls. 431 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:36,378 Travis, we will talk      at the end of this process. 432 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:39,089 Before that, if you see me, 433 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,841 say hi, and that's it. 434 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,801 I don't work for you. 435 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,886 You are not my client. 436 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,638 Uber is my client. 437 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,266 That's one and the same. 438 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,351 See, now, that's why  we shouldn't be talking, 439 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,020 because you might  say something like that, 440 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,272 and then I might  have to write it down. 441 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,860 For this to work, you can have  no control over what I find out. 442 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:04,448 You let me know       about those reservations. 443 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:06,950 President Trump's travel 444 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,535 and immigration crackdown 445 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,204 on people from the seven        Muslim-majority countries 446 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,124 has caused chaos             and confusion... 447 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:18,837 Fuck this fucking company  and its absolute bullshittery. 448 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,299 Fuck all of you. 449 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,108 We've got trouble. 450 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,402 Right here in River City. 451 00:22:43,153 --> 00:22:45,072 My mom likes   Music Man.              Sorry, go. 452 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:46,448 The Levandowski mess. 453 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:50,118 We tried to fend off the lawsuit  over Levandowski and his tech. 454 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,329 Google is not interested              in talking. 455 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,122 Talking meaning settlement. 456 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,624 They want to go to court. 457 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459 We need to cut          Levandowski loose. 458 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,252 Half the shit that Google uses 459 00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,504 is stuff they're accused             of stealing. 460 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,048 They do it all the time.          Just keep doing it 461 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,175 'cause they're Google,          they're a monolith. 462 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,928 But... isn't Uber the fucking             monolith now? 463 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,179 Why should I have to cower? 464 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,764 Why is Larry Page up my ass           about this thing? 465 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,100 You know, another       time, another situation, 466 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,476 maybe we ask that question, 467 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,686 but right now  you're grappling with bad press. 468 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,064 Page knows it,      and he's taking advantage. 469 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,232 So it's my fault? 470 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,734 Mm.          Fault is for after. 471 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,861 Right now we need action. 472 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,238 Specifically, 473 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,031 we need you               to fire Levandowski, 474 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,908 make Page think                 he's gotten to us. 475 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,118 Maybe he calms down. 476 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,661 You do that, you throw away  the future of the company. 477 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,371 Well, if it makes you feel              any better, 478 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,039 Levandowski's technology's             been burned. 479 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,042 Nobody gets it,  including and especially Lyft. 480 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,919 Does that make you feel              any better? 481 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,295 No, none of this is good. 482 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,339 It's what you call triage,                Travis. 483 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:46,258 You're the guy        dying of liver failure. 484 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,093 I'm the guy trying to help you          kick the bottle. 485 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,886 Okay, if the smell of death            is in the air, 486 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,179 it's not wafting off of me. 487 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,681 I'm alive and doing the thing. 488 00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,183 I brought in Holder.           I'm solving this. 489 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,937 Let's give him a week      to finish his work, right? 490 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:03,692 I'd really like Holder's report     to say that you saw a problem 491 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,194 and you fixed it,      not that you saw a problem 492 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,780 and you waited          for it to go away. 493 00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,198 It's a big difference. 494 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,511 I shouldn't have said yes               to this. 495 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,722 The only thing          standing between us 496 00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,516 and total domination     is the fucking drivers, man. 497 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:38,768 We replace them,        we own transportation. 498 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,895 Keep Levandowski, 499 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,647 we all get sucked into    this lawsuit like a black hole. 500 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,773 Yeah. 501 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:45,734 End of game. 502 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,613 I can't. 503 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,405 What? 504 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,531 I care too much. 505 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,033 You know me, man.                I'll get out there, 506 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,494 I'll convince him           we should keep fighting. 507 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,122 You do it. 508 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,836 Yeah. 509 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:12,802 This is Bonnie Kalanick. 510 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,889 Please leave me a message        and I'll get back to you. 511 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,224 Thanks. 512 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,195 Self-driving mode deactivated. 513 00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,405 -Hey, man...        -Test vehicle in standby. 514 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,699 TK couldn't nut up, huh? 515 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,826 He hates this. 516 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,036 He really does. 517 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,246 Yeah. 518 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,872 Clearly. 519 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,167 You didn't even cover                   your tracks. 520 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,919 When you take a dump 521 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,379 on your ex-girlfriend's lawn, 522 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:51,132 you want her to know it was you,     not the Great Dane next door. 523 00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,969 Okay, well,                   I don't do that. 524 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,512 We all do that. 525 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,348 In one way or another. 526 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,808 So if you're looking for me         to throw myself 527 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:04,104 on the mercy of the whatever  the hell you are, no, thanks. 528 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:06,398 You're gonna turn  the money spout off 529 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,818 and lose your only shot     at driverless cars. 530 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,903 We are. 531 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,619 How the hell can I steal     something I created? 532 00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:22,247 That's lawyer bullshit. 533 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,249 That's not laws of nature. 534 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,876 These fucking people, 535 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:29,170 holding me and Travis     to this standard, 536 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:30,297 like we're average, 537 00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,257 like those standards apply. 538 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,926 People like me and TK, 539 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,138 we have the ability       to make the world better, 540 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:40,432 and applying         conventional morality 541 00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:44,144 to the world's most     brilliant minds is insanity. 542 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,980 They don't deserve you. 543 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,026 But we can't keep you. 544 00:26:56,865 --> 00:27:00,118 Tell Travis to get out             of the car next time. 545 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:08,335 -It's done?            - Yeah. 546 00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:10,170 He gets it. 547 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,547 Great, so now we just             have to deal 548 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,841 with fucking drivers          for the next decade 549 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:18,261 till someone else figures out          the final solution. 550 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,307 Just kidding. 551 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:26,144 Dude, I'm kidding.       Come on, obviously, I'm-- 552 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,188 I'm hurting over here. 553 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,564 Jesus. 554 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,191 Can we go? 555 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,494 Hey, guys, I, uh, 556 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:44,079 I just got a call      from someone at Bloomberg. 557 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,666 He is sourcing a story about     a karaoke bar in South Korea. 558 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,209 What do I need          to get in front of? 559 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,877 Is this the Asia trip? 560 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:54,339 We come together 561 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,092 So let's touch the sky 562 00:27:57,133 --> 00:27:58,510 Let's touch the sky 563 00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,012 - Let it take us higher... 564 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,222 I am a golden god! 565 00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:03,598 Of what, exactly? 566 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,183 That's it,       you're buying the drinks. 567 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,769 You're not buying the drinks.  You're using the corporate card. 568 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,772 So I'm buying the drinks          like always, right? 569 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:12,023 Hey, I want to sing Madonna. 570 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,817 You get to sing      whatever you want to sing. 571 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,027 We get this whole place             to ourselves. 572 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,445 Oh oh oh 573 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:18,822 Oh oh oh oh oh 574 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:21,616 There's a story about me       singing "Drunk in Love"? 575 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,702 You did sing the Beyoncé part. 576 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,662 - Yeah.            -So we're fine. 577 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:29,874 Unless you want to hear me       sing the harmonies. 578 00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,839 Is this a thing? 579 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:44,055 'Cause this can't be another       story that I get blamed for. 580 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,600 You were with me. 581 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,352 It's not remotely a thing. 582 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,561 Did he ask you to call me? 583 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:34,272 No, no. 584 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,149 Right, of course. 585 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,734 You okay? 586 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,402 Did you find a place? 587 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,570 Yeah, I think so. 588 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,363 It's, um, a bit far from things, 589 00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,449 but it's got a small yard,              so that's-- 590 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,993 Great. Great. 591 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:51,372 Do you, uh, remember     that karaoke night in Seoul? 592 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,541 Hey, I want to sing Madonna. 593 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:55,543 You can sing anything you want. 594 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,337 We got this whole place             to ourselves. 595 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,380 Okay, everyone. It's time. 596 00:29:59,422 --> 00:30:01,382 Pick a number, any number. 597 00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:03,802 But not 14. She's mine. 598 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,438 What? They, like,            help you sing? 599 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,317 Well, more like they, uh,                make you sing. 600 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:20,652 -Seven. 601 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,320 'Cause she looks like you. 602 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,363 Hey. 603 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,865 Closest you're gonna get. 604 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,082 Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven. 605 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,875 These are some         of my lucky numbers. 606 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:38,795 Uh, yeah.        You, you, you and you. 607 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,588 Sure four's probably enough. 608 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,758 Like the hoop earrings.           Glasses are nice. 609 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,343 Babe, you ready? 610 00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:58,398 I'm gonna hang back at the bar    with Sonya and have a drink. 611 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,997 What about it? 612 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:18,626 Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,     you know, so you're prepared. 613 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,713 And if a reporter        or anyone comes around, 614 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:27,093 it'll be really cool if you just  let them know nothing happened. 615 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:30,430 I don't think I can do that. 616 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:33,266 Yeah, I get that you and,               you know, 617 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,852 Trav are taking a break. 618 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,897 But you don't want to hurt him,  and I know how fragile you are. 619 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:40,607 I just want to be left       out of all of this, okay? 620 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,108 Can you just not mention me? 621 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,778 It's-- it's not up to me.  Come on, let's figure out... 622 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,697 -Please, okay, I--        -...now, so it's clear. 623 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,325 I'm gonna hang up, all right?             Just, don't-- 624 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,619 No, Gab. Gab. 625 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,228 That's not            what I would have done. 626 00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,481 Yeah, that's 'cause you          don't do anything. 627 00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:22,982 -You're not an action guy--                -Guys. 628 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,401 The moron has rewritten            the user deletion logic 629 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,778 to batch delete users. 630 00:32:26,819 --> 00:32:28,988 I had to, since there are so  many happening at the same time. 631 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,449 He doesn't understand,    and so I'm here trying to work. 632 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,326 Okay. Tell me why you 911'ed. 633 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:36,746 Hashtag "delete Uber."  After your bullshit move at JFK. 634 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,122 Yo! 635 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,750 Users are trying to delete      their whole accounts. 636 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:43,252 -We usually get a dozen a week--              -Not even. 637 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,421 -But we're at--         -A hundred thousand. 638 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,090 Fuck, you guys. Fuck. 639 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,634 And that's not counting        the full app deleters, 640 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:51,844 which we won't know  until Apple releases metadata. 641 00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,429 We're trending on Twitter. 642 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,931 Steadily going up, 643 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,474 even after Austin restored            surge pricing. 644 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,686 We need a full engineering team  in here to handle the overload. 645 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,771 Uh, no. 646 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,773 We are frictionless, 647 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,525 but not if you want       to delete us 648 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,652 just because  of a goddamn hashtag. 649 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,405 Okay, but that friction          will crash the app. 650 00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:13,700 The platform. All of it.     Nobody will be able to ride. 651 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:15,493 Fuck, you guys. 652 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,495 Fuck! 653 00:33:22,750 --> 00:33:25,211 All right, do it.         Get whoever you need. 654 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,676 What do you think? 655 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,387 A little midnight spin? 656 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,388 Oh. 657 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,683 All that noise,                this late at night? 658 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:41,519 We'll get stink eye         from everyone on the lake. 659 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,645 Oh, no. 660 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,199 You ready to talk to him? 661 00:33:55,241 --> 00:33:59,245 He's not gonna like                what I have to say. 662 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,081 Hi. 663 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,624 Hey, Mom, you're awake. 664 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,001 That's, uh, good. 665 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,711 I-- listen, I-- 666 00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:08,337 Things aren't going so well... 667 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,923 - ...and, um--               -Hey, Trav. 668 00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:12,633 The reason I didn't            pick up before 669 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,011 is because this         is the whining time, 670 00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:18,931 and I'm gonna talk to you          in the fixing time. 671 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:20,600 No, I'm fixing it right now. 672 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,727 So you keep saying. 673 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:23,895 I am. 674 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,646 I just wanted      to talk it through a lit-- 675 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,648 The laundry list of complaints 676 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,983 can go on my voicemail. 677 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,318 I know what it sounds like 678 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:33,362 when you actually         take responsibility. 679 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:37,450 And, um, I'll be here            when that happens. 680 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,618 You... 681 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,085 He mad? 682 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,545 He's fine. 683 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:50,755 Yeah, he's, uh-- 684 00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,800 He's working                 through his stuff. 685 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,969 Listen, Gabs, 686 00:34:57,011 --> 00:35:00,640 just call me, okay? 687 00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,475 I'm worried about you. 688 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,228 Don't be stupid, Gabs. 689 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,355 I don't want you            to be blindsided. 690 00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:10,274 I'm not even sure        I can stop what's happen-- 691 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,860 If you go against me on this, 692 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,321 stuff about you            is gonna come out. 693 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,163 Hello? 694 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,791 I have to tell you           about something. 695 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,209 Okay. 696 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,461 You should write this down. 697 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:31,754 Okay. 698 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,297 Um, just hang on. 699 00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:36,134 Uh, don't hang up.              Just hang on. 700 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,681 Okay, I'm ready. 701 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,476 This is about Korea. 702 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,149 Okay. 703 00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:54,735 The other woman at the bar went  to HR, but nothing came of it. 704 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,279 And now Gabi's gonna go             to the press, 705 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,573 and I have no reason          to tell her not to. 706 00:35:58,614 --> 00:35:59,991 She said Travis was-- 707 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,284 They left after they had              one drink, 708 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:02,869 because Gabi didn't want              to go back 709 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:04,162 into one of those rooms, 710 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,706 along with the other             female exec. 711 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,877 But the remaining company          personnel didn't... 712 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,003 Mm-mm. 713 00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:14,046 This one falls on Emil. 714 00:36:14,088 --> 00:36:16,215 The second he picked up            that phone to call her. 715 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:18,634 Intimidation. Coercion. 716 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:19,969 We keep disarming              land mines, 717 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:22,847 and he's just out there          creating new ones. 718 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,518 I'm leaving. 719 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,315 And what does talking you        into staying look like? 720 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:35,151 A time machine            and a bottle of scotch. 721 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,111 Uber's Jurassic Park. 722 00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,863 If the T. rex            doesn't tear you apart, 723 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:40,948 The New York Times   will. 724 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,241 Get everyone you love out 725 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:44,744 and let's just hope      the dinosaurs eat each other. 726 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,882 Hey. 727 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,261 -Here.            -Oh, thank you. 728 00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,099 What's this? 729 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,144 I'm the one                that's in the shit. 730 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,897 I'm the one  fixing the drinks. 731 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:15,066 I can't argue with that. 732 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,317 Are you sure? 733 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,737 You seem to be in the midst  of one hell of an argument. 734 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,615 I am, with myself. 735 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,952 I did this. 736 00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:29,747 If I didn't,             I sure as hell helped. 737 00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,209 I tried to put a goat                   in the barn 738 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:36,128 to keep my thoroughbred calm. 739 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:40,091 Instead, there was some kind       of a toxic chemical reaction 740 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218 that happened           between the two of them. 741 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:45,263 So he needs to be removed. 742 00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,723 Emil, he's not your founder. 743 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:53,646 Excise him with clean margins     like the malignancy he is. 744 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,398 Cut him out. 745 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,734 Don't just sit there     blaming yourself. 746 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,738 You be you and keep trying. 747 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:04,657 You'll figure it. 748 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,418 He's expecting your call. 749 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:17,169 Can we just wait           for one minute--? 750 00:38:17,211 --> 00:38:19,839 No. No, we can't.           You have a slot, Travis. 751 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,340 We are on his timetable,              not yours. 752 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,009 -Okay.  -Hang on. Hang on. There you go. 753 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:25,886 -He's on right now?      -No, just give it a minute. 754 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:33,769 Hey, Mr. President, sir. 755 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:36,439 I'm very well, thank you. 756 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,524 Listen, I am calling            to let you know 757 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,694 I'll be stepping down      from the economic council. 758 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,863 It was my honor to-- 759 00:38:44,947 --> 00:38:46,532 He hung up. 760 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,868 Well, maybe if you're lucky, 761 00:38:48,909 --> 00:38:50,536 this gets reported           as you listening 762 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,580 to your customers             or employees. 763 00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:55,833 Maybe we start to get out           of this tailspin. 764 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,460 I am not optimistic. 765 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,713 You're not-- why the fuck did  I just throw away my FaceTime 766 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,881 with the president? 767 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:04,175 The board convenes            this afternoon 768 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,677 in Los Angeles             with Holder. 769 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,137 Hold on, he's done? 770 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,388 And we go to him? 771 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:11,724 Yeah. They're reading it           at his law firm. 772 00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,225 No PDFs. Dead trees only. 773 00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:15,019 Your plane will be ready             in two hours. 774 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,997 Come, you masters of war 775 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:39,585 You that build all the guns 776 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:43,881 You that build            The death place 777 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:46,008 You that build all the guns 778 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,551 This is Bonnie Kalanick. 779 00:39:47,593 --> 00:39:50,638 Please leave me a message        and I'll get back to you. 780 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:51,680 Thanks. 781 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:55,684 You that hide behind desks 782 00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,437 I just want you to know 783 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,400 I can see           Through your masks 784 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:10,449 You that never done nothing 785 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:15,413 But to build and destroy 786 00:40:15,996 --> 00:40:19,875 You play with my world 787 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,628 Like it was your little toy 788 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:27,007 You put a gun in my hand 789 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:31,512 Then you hide from my eyes 790 00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:34,306 And you turn            and run farther 791 00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:37,476 When the fast bullets fly 792 00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:45,776 Like Judas of old 793 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:50,281 You lie and deceive 794 00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:54,994 A world war can be won 795 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:57,997 You want us to believe 796 00:40:58,747 --> 00:41:03,169 But I see          through your eyes... 797 00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:05,838 -Can it go faster?              -Oh, yeah. 798 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,131 -Oh, yeah. 799 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:09,341 -I want to go fast.              -All right. 800 00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,135 All right,        we're gonna open it up. 801 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,596 Go faster! 802 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,892 Let me drive! 803 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,105 Hello. 804 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,815 ...all the triggers 805 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,150 This is Mr. Kalanick. 806 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,612 For the others to fire 807 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:33,699 Then you sit back               and watch 808 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:37,870 As the death count              gets higher 809 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:42,666 You hide                 in white mansions 810 00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:46,045 While young people's blood 811 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:51,800 Flows out of their bodies        and is buried in the mud 812 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,146 I need you to take          me to Fresno. 813 00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:08,192 Hello, everyone. 814 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:12,029 I understand Mr. Kalanick       is unable to join. 815 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:16,700 But we know everything,      and we have it all in here. 816 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,869 So let's begin. 817 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:53,445 Sexism, lying,          lack of diversity. 818 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:57,449 These are all bad enough,     but it's only the beginning. 819 00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,703 Yeah. Section Two: driver     violence against passengers. 820 00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,664 Section Five: sexual predation          done by drivers. 821 00:43:03,706 --> 00:43:07,459 Section Six: sexual predation         in the Uber offices. 822 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:09,128 This is-- 823 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:11,880 Eric... 824 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:15,634 what are your  recommendations? 825 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:19,138 I have them outlined, 826 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:21,265 and it's not a short list. 827 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:32,026 Is this the best hospital? 828 00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:33,319 Looks like a dipshit hospital. 829 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,321 It was the closest            trauma center. 830 00:43:35,362 --> 00:43:36,572 I'm gonna make some calls. 831 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,240 Look, they know                what they're doing. 832 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:39,575 This is the shit                     I know about. 833 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,493 Travis? 834 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,997 It's four o'clock            It's got to stop 835 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,749 Tell him 836 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,542 "Take no more" 837 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,752 You're okay. 838 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,420 She practices her speech 839 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,297 As he opens the door 840 00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,214 You are. 841 00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:57,217 She rolls over 842 00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,011 You're okay. 843 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,309 Breathe. 844 00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,854 ...she's in love with him 845 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:11,899 Can't find a better man 846 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,487 She dreams in color,          she dreams in red 847 00:44:16,528 --> 00:44:20,157 Can't find a better man 848 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,911 Can't find a better man 849 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:25,871 Can't find              A better man 850 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,332 No, you don't need           to tell me twice. 851 00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:38,008 You were good to come. 852 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,149 I can't believe                      she's dead. 853 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,485 She loved you. 854 00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,197 She loved you both,                      so much. 855 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:05,077 She always talked about you.          How proud she was. 856 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,831 Sorry, I just need to speak    with Arianna before she leaves. 857 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,002 Hey. 858 00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:18,799 Is your dad--? 859 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:22,720 Doctors are        cautiously optimistic. 860 00:45:22,761 --> 00:45:25,097 The fuck that means. 861 00:45:26,306 --> 00:45:28,600 Ange, I'm glad to see you, 862 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,103 but you shouldn't       have come. 863 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,022 Whatever he used to be?            Gone. 864 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:36,692 Those aren't human beings. 865 00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:07,473 Mr. Holder's immediate           recommendations. 866 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:13,812 Emil? 867 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,065 You okay with this? 868 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:20,694 At this point,  all we owe him is a heads-up. 869 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:23,989 And by "we,"     I assume you mean the Board. 870 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,073 No. 871 00:46:25,115 --> 00:46:28,994 Me talking to him doesn't    show you taking responsibility. 872 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:31,789 This needs to come     from you first. 873 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:36,502 The Board needs to see you stand  behind Holder's recommendations. 874 00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:39,755 Or? 875 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:42,007 The Board stops         standing behind you. 876 00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,852 You ever fire anyone before? 877 00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:56,980 No one that mattered. 878 00:46:57,022 --> 00:47:00,150 Tell him what the meeting      is about right away. 879 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:04,863 You're gonna want to make him      feel better, because... 880 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:09,326 well, despite  your past behavior, 881 00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:12,079 you're not actually       a sociopath. 882 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,584 Make it clean and quick. 883 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:20,337 Hey, you okay? 884 00:47:21,129 --> 00:47:22,005 Your dad okay? 885 00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:23,757 Yeah, thanks.                   You can come in. 886 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:37,312 So you talked to Gabi          about South Korea. 887 00:47:38,897 --> 00:47:40,190 Well... 888 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,985 she must be pissed if she's     calling you to complain. 889 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,696 No, she didn't call me, dude.         She called someone else. 890 00:47:45,737 --> 00:47:47,531 That's the problem. 891 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,911 Oh... 892 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:55,205 fuck. 893 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,499 Offsite. 894 00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,084 Ten o'clock at night, 895 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,212 nobody to hear  if I start yelling. 896 00:48:04,506 --> 00:48:06,550 Where is Gurley, hmm? 897 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,219 Skulking with, uh,  Cohler and Fenton 898 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,429 in legal down the hall? 899 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,264 Yeah, something like that. 900 00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:16,476 You're extending me      the courtesy. 901 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,896 It's always a friend       who does it. 902 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,522 The Holder Report 903 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,024 specifically recommends                 your removal. 904 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:23,901 The Board's voting on it                in the morning. 905 00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:25,652 I didn't realize  you could be fired 906 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:29,281 for asking someone's  ex-girlfriend to tell the truth. 907 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:32,451 Well, it's not just                    South Korea. 908 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:34,786 I mean,                there is a pattern. 909 00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,581 There's India, there's         the fuckup at the Waverly. 910 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:38,999 I was off  the fucking record! 911 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:40,876 Do you think I want to be            doing this right now? 912 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,544 To lose you? I don't, okay? 913 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,297 But I cannot let anything                take me down. 914 00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,257 Not even you. 915 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,468 If there's something         that could kill Uber, 916 00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,887 then it's my job to remove it. 917 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:57,976 It's fucking bullshit. 918 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,146 And the sad thing is, 919 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:03,649 you're gonna want  to talk to me about this. 920 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,945 About everything  that's about to come down. 921 00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:10,781 And I don't know if I'm gonna         pick up the phone. 922 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,491 Jesus. 923 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,909 Fuck, my mom just died. 924 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:15,744 You're not gonna                 pick up the phone? 925 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,913 -Man, fuck you!        -Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry. 926 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,749 Of course. Of course. 927 00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,584 Of course, man. 928 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,298 I'm sorry you're  in this situation. 929 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:40,686 You know what? I'm sorry. 930 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,150 You're always gonna be              Team Uber. 931 00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:50,278 You are. 932 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,657 Always. 933 00:49:55,367 --> 00:49:56,994 Always. 934 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:04,292 But I got to back              the Board's decision. 935 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,003 You're out. 936 00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,132 Best we can hope for        is that he walks away, 937 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,717 stays quiet for a few days. 938 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:13,969 Mortification                 can be a silencer. 939 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,595 Yeah, or he gets angry, 940 00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:17,347 he starts talking about       how I signed off 941 00:50:17,389 --> 00:50:18,724 on all those mistakes, 942 00:50:18,765 --> 00:50:21,309 how he's throwing his body      in front of a bullet. 943 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:25,063 I'll make sure the Board knows        that you took care of it. 944 00:50:25,105 --> 00:50:28,483 They'll endorse        a leave of absence for you. 945 00:50:30,944 --> 00:50:33,030 How long you been  planning all this? 946 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:34,823 It's not like that. 947 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,283 It's a leave.          It's not an insurrection. 948 00:50:36,324 --> 00:50:37,993 You just need to go away             for a while. 949 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,454 Let us clean up the mess,     then we'll bring you back in. 950 00:50:40,495 --> 00:50:43,582 I'll make sure that the Board       is clear on the statement 951 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,542 that it's not permanent. 952 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:49,755 So I'll get to see the press      release before it goes out. 953 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:54,342 You're gonna come back           stronger, I promise you. 954 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:58,096 This is the chapter in    your memoir where you reassess. 955 00:50:58,138 --> 00:51:00,640 It's all wins after this. 956 00:51:00,682 --> 00:51:04,019 I'll write the introduction                  for you. 957 00:51:28,126 --> 00:51:29,961 Travis back in Fresno? 958 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:32,672 Far from here, yes. 959 00:51:32,714 --> 00:51:35,050 Leave of absence                   starts tonight. 960 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:37,302 He take it okay? 961 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,137 He took it. 962 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,972 That's all that matters to us. 963 00:51:41,014 --> 00:51:43,767 Can we please gather? 964 00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,478 I would like to thank you all 965 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,648 on behalf of the Uber board            for being here. 966 00:51:50,232 --> 00:51:51,983 Our culture has taken ill, 967 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:54,820 but we've called upon            a great healer. 968 00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:57,489 Let's talk about          our recommendations 969 00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,157 from Eric Holder. 970 00:52:02,369 --> 00:52:04,204 I am passionate           about redemption, 971 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:07,165 which is why I can state            with authority 972 00:52:07,207 --> 00:52:11,795 that Travis is on a path     that will save this company. 973 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:16,133 And to that end,       he has something to say. 974 00:52:25,517 --> 00:52:27,811 Thank you, Arianna. 975 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:36,153 The last eight years of my life       has only been about Uber. 976 00:52:36,194 --> 00:52:38,405 Recent events       have brought home for me 977 00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:41,032 that people are more important             than work, 978 00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:43,535 and I need to take some time off          from the day-to-day 979 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:46,454 to grieve my mother,      to take care of my father, 980 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:48,039 to work on myself, 981 00:52:48,081 --> 00:52:52,169 and to focus on building out  a world-class leadership team. 982 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:54,671 I mean, the team we had... 983 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,304 The ultimate responsibility        for where we've gotten 984 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:05,765 and how we've gotten here        rests on my shoulders. 985 00:53:05,807 --> 00:53:09,102 But if we're gonna work             on Uber 2.0, 986 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:12,522 I also need to work            on Travis 2.0. 987 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:33,084 In case this one            was confusing, 988 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:36,004 Emil Michael has been removed 989 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,132 by unanimous vote             of the Board. 990 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:41,968 This is just         absolutely brainless. 991 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:46,056 They fired Himmler to make      Hitler seem less culpable. 992 00:53:46,097 --> 00:53:48,183 You hate working here         that much? 993 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:51,144 -It's a trade-off.  -You want to do the best work, 994 00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:54,981 the shit nobody else will     let you do, actually disrupt? 995 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,483 Then you gotta work                    with people 996 00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:58,401 who give you enough room                  to do that. 997 00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:00,111 -And sometimes they're...              -Assholes. 998 00:54:00,153 --> 00:54:01,238 Yeah. 999 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:03,156 The next recommendations, 1000 00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,700 well, they're all about culture. 1001 00:54:05,742 --> 00:54:09,204 Always Be Hustling? 1002 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,705 Not anymore. 1003 00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:12,958 I'm gonna go           to the bathroom. 1004 00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:16,378 There must be balance... 1005 00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:18,421 as you can read in my book. 1006 00:54:18,463 --> 00:54:24,177 'Cause I've carried my weight  And I've been a strong man 1007 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,553 Yeah, yeah 1008 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:30,934 Listen to the man          in the liquor store 1009 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:35,897 Yelling,         "Anybody want a drink 1010 00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:40,277 Before the war?" 1011 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:48,868 -Were you followed?                 -No. 1012 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,829 Turned off my phone            like you asked. 1013 00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:52,289 Were you? 1014 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:59,879 So what say we, all of us,            come together, 1015 00:54:59,921 --> 00:55:01,172 do our best work, 1016 00:55:01,214 --> 00:55:04,009 and get to the next generation       of this great company? 1017 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,148 He shouldn't be here. 1018 00:55:18,189 --> 00:55:20,442 If you want to launch      the next gen of Uber, Bill, 1019 00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:25,864 you have to let me launch        the next gen of Travis. 1020 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:31,494 And you live in a shell 1021 00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:35,206 You create your own hell 1022 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,834 - You live in the past 1023 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,587 And talk about war 1024 00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:41,713 It happens. 1025 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:44,924 Lots of people think they want      to talk until it's time. 1026 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,301 I want to talk. 1027 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:57,562 I think the best thing is,     think on it and then call me. 1028 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,189 Or don't-- 1029 00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:01,608 I just want to know that  what I'm doing is the... 1030 00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,820 I mean, I think I'm doing        the right thing. 1031 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,531 But, like,  how do you know? 1032 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:14,412 Hey, no, no. Don't go. 1033 00:56:16,331 --> 00:56:19,584 I don't want  to be an asshole. 1034 00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:24,047 You've got a heart of stone      you can never feel 1035 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:26,549 Okay. 1036 00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:29,761 You say,         "Oh, I'm not afraid... 1037 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:33,890 So what do you have to tell me  to feel that's not who you are? 1038 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,519 So stop talking of war 1039 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:42,524 'Cause you know       We've heard it all before 1040 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,443 Why don't you go out there 1041 00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:47,404 And do something useful? 1042 00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:49,239 You ever heard of Greyball? 1043 00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,409 Oh, listen to the man... 1044 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,035 It's a programming thing. 1045 00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:57,122 It's just to essentially           target... 1046 00:56:57,163 --> 00:57:00,834 Yelling,         "Anybody want a drink 1047 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:04,629 Before the war?" 1048 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:13,179 "Anybody want a drink            before the war?" 1049 00:57:13,221 --> 00:57:14,514 Aha 1050 00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:19,102 "Anybody want to drink          before the war?" 1051 00:57:48,089 --> 00:57:51,301 Ooh 1052 00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:53,678 Ooh-ooh-ooh 1053 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:57,015 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh