1 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:03,837           [music playing]            2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,171      Previously on    Super Pumped...  3 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,965  [Travis]   Frictionless experience   for every passenger.               4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,674        Credit cards on file,         5 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,342     you just get out of the car,         get on with your life.           6 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,302         -Tip?                                -No. Our rev share's         7 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,971           so good, our drivers                  don't need tips.            8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,515       [woman] Uber has some                very special incentives.       9 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,975        Twenty dollars a mile?        10 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,351      Yeah. Thrilled to have you           exclusive to Uber.              11 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,145         [man 1]   New plan:                      We're gonna step up         12 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,688        the information technology            on our drivers.                13 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,189    [man 2]   You mean surveillance?    14 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,315     [man 1]   We don't have to use           words like that.                15 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,484     -[man 2]   Might cross a line.         -[woman]   So far I can't get            anyone to talk.                 16 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,987       There's dirt out there.              I brought a shovel.            17 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,531    Why do you have                      such a hard-on for my client?     18 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,074       Here's how Google rolls:       19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,035        They will bigfoot you,               they will lowball you,        20 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,494        and you'll be screwed.        21 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,871         Breakfast, Tuesday,                  9:00 a.m.                    22 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,039       [Travis]                               I want Larry Page there.      23 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,916    You don't actually write code,       do you, Tyler?                    24 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,043               Travis.                25 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,169              Kalanick.               26 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,170           You got an ask?            27 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,546             Quarter bil.             28 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,923       Our founder just raised              some serious cash.             29 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,175              [laughter]              30 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,801        There is nowhere near                enough fear                   31 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,054          in Silicon Valley                    right now.                  32 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,556    I think you will see                 some dead unicorns this year.     33 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,767     You're VC's, you're supposed         to actually believe              34 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,560       in the company                       that you put money into,       35 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,145        not just protect yourself             from the possibility           36 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,396         you made the wrong call.      37 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,731                Shit.                 38 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,275     [opening theme music plays]      39 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:10,672    ["Rooster" by Alice in Chains        playing]                          40 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,887                  Ooh                41 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,140                Ooh, ooh             42 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,309            Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh         43 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,311                  Ooh                44 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:32,902            Ain't found a way                   To kill me yet             45 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,784           Eyes burn                           With stinging sweat         46 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,123            Seems every path         47 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,502          Leads me to nowhere        48 00:02:55,216 --> 00:03:00,180              Wife and kids                       Household pet            49 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,477             Army green                          Was no safe bet           50 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,398        [speaking Portuguese]         51 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:16,696        ...to me from somewhere      52 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,865                  Mmm                53 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,702       If I'm General Patton,               and I fucking am, right?       54 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,371    I mean, sorry, wait.                 Can I curse? I'm gonna curse.     55 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:29,542     If I'm Patton, is my point,          then my drivers are my army.     56 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,170  My family. Really,   la famiglia.     Uber's one big family.             57 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,881  The drivers, the executives,        the investors, Google Ventures,    58 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,382       they just came in heavy.       59 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,718         Biggest investment                   they have ever made.         60 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,221          That's how radical                   our vision is.              61 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:45,892                  Yeah               62 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:50,104   You know he ain't gonna die     63 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,945             Por favor! Não!           64 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,447           What scares you?           65 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,158        I wouldn't really say                anybody scares me.            66 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,368       [reporter] I mean, what?       67 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,828           Big taxi?                            [clears throat]            68 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,413      Crooked city legislators?       69 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,083      -Clone startups?                     -You're referring to Lyft.      70 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:16,005        Uh, you won't hear me                say that name.                71 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,924        But, yeah, fuck Lyft.                Fuck those guys.              72 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,219  I mean, we beat them.               Shook up the world and all that.  73 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,054      But it's ancient history,            really.                         74 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,389           It's from Uber's                     primordial era.            75 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,683         It's pretty recent.          76 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,934     Shit moves quick in the cut.     77 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,018              [chuckles]              78 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,774           So, what's next?           79 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,901       World domination. Legit.       80 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,195      Our next app update comes            in 12 different languages.      81 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,114      We're launching                      in Southeast Asia, China.       82 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,449      Uber's gonna be ubiquitous           across the globe.               83 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,411      Transportation as reliable           as running water.               84 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,288                  Here               85 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:53,334            They come to snuff                  The rooster                86 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,504       Young founders are a hot             commodity in the Valley.       87 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,797              Oh, ahem.               88 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,465             [both laugh]             89 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,926    You must basically                   have women on-demand now too.     90 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,386                 Ah.                  91 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,179      Yeah, we call that Boober.      92 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,265            -[both laugh]                        -Okay, well,              93 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,516    I think we should probably...     94 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,851        -[woman] Yes.                        -...move things along.        95 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,644        Don't forget your bag.        96 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,313         -[Travis] All right.                 -Thank you.                  97 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,731    We're gonna be right this way.    98 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:15,982        Thanks. That was fun.         99 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,509  We've got to get our arms           around this as soon as possible.  100 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,846       Twelve murdered drivers              in Brazil.                     101 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,853  [Tarantino]   The boardroom is an     imperium besieged, all right?      102 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:57,231       A board meeting                       is an end-times-style brawl.    103 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,276      Katanas, battle axes,                 fucking ninja throwing stars.    104 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,320         No weapon is off limits.      105 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,072      You play for power, survival,    106 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,283      and you stay for the barbaric         gore of it all.                  107 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:10,411       One weak swing loses support          of the others,                  108 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,663          and your blood paints                 the boardroom walls.         109 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,499     That's a function of Brazil,         not of Uber.                     110 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,626        How many taxi drivers                died in that country?         111 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,461     Probably a lot more than 12,         right?                           112 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,505    No, you can't blame a country.       The drivers are unsafe            113 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,507  because the passengers              don't have to have credit cards    114 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,133    or IDs to open those accounts.    115 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,968         Yeah, but that's why                 we have passengers.          116 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,387         And, by the way,                     exponential growth.          117 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,472        It's the frictionless                experience.                   118 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:33,017         [chuckles] You know.                 Think this through.          119 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,062     One journalist writes about          your drivers being murdered      120 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,731  while you're talking to another     one about getting laid.            121 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,400            -I did not--                         -Close enough.            122 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,485     Where does that lead?                What other attacks may come?     123 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,153     Now just for the hell of it,     124 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,031  imagine that news crews are, uh,   picking up protests                125 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,534       outside the Uber offices             down in Rio.                   126 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,746    Just when we're about to get         the elusive foothold in China,    127 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,998       Xi Jinping, he sees it.        128 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,875       Pulls the plug                       on the whole operation.        129 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,878     Other countries follow suit,         and before you know it,          130 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,340     the whole fucking worldwide          launches tank, Travis.           131 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:08,302      And/or we do something               to address the problem now      132 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:12,098  and let the drivers know            that we give a shit about them.    133 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,017        Pretty amped up, huh?         134 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:19,105  Well, it's not Gil's back porch,   that's for sure.                   135 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,108      Is that some kind of Texas           expression for bullshit?        136 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,152                 No.                  137 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,487            And no, Bill,             138 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,156            it sure isn't.            139 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,953    This is unfolding                    just like we thought it would     140 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,122     when we were jamming on this         with Crystal and Angie           141 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,874    up in the hot tub in Truckee.     142 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,375         We've got a big lead         143 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,751     and we've got to protect it,         right?                           144 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,628            -Hell, yeah.                         -[all] Cheers.            145 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,796             Hell, yeah.              146 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,012                 Hey.                 147 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,057            Remember this.            148 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,810           [all chuckling]            149 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,061            [Travis] Okay.            150 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,230        No, no. No, I mean it.        151 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,734        It's been you                        and your best friends         152 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,944         planning the future                  in the open air.             153 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,738              Until now.              154 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,948           Hold on to that.                     Remember it.               155 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,951          Hell, savor this.           156 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,828  That's the point of doing things   with people you love.              157 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,414    No, when we first met,               you told me that you'd listen     158 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,875  but you wouldn't be bound,          so don't give me the love shit.    159 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,378       They'll do what you say,       160 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,589         but not out of fear                  or calculation.              161 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,509      And you're gonna hear them           the same way.                   162 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:34,430    But when this company                becomes what I know it will...    163 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,141     board meetings are not gonna         be like this anymore.            164 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,268         I've been in plenty                  of boardrooms.               165 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,979  You have never been in anything     like what you're building here.    166 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,856          When this thing                      becomes itself...           167 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,110      board meetings are gonna--      168 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:51,322  gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed     with the World Series of Poker.    169 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,615              -Trust me.                           -[laughs]               170 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,783             Sounds good.             171 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,539        [Gil]                                Hey, guys, get a beer.        172 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,542        When that day comes...        173 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,045         we on the same side                  of the battle?               174 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:11,801    Well, if not, you and me will        know we fucked up really good.    175 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,052           -[laughs]                            -[bottles clink]           176 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,349      Introduce you to the guys.      177 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,226         [indistinct chatter]         178 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,936       -Bill!                               -Good to see you again.        179 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,271          -Yeah, thank you.                    -Gil.                       180 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,147           -Hi, Gil.                            -What's going on           181 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,066           I commissioned                       a driver survey.           182 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,069       You talked to my drivers             without me?                    183 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,280     That is squirrelly as fuck.      184 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,745                Jesus.                185 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,456  Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy.    186 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,834        Without their bonuses                and their incentives,         187 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,752     they're struggling, Travis.      188 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,380  What kind of schools                do they have in their countries?  189 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,507      This spelling and grammar,           Jesus Christ.                   190 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,719  You know what? Spell and define     "Manichaean," Graves,              191 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,679         or kindly take                       a listening posture.         192 00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,766      It means seeing the world            in good or evil only.           193 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,435          Which by the way,                    I kind of do.               194 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,728       If you line up with me,              you line up against me,        195 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:04,937      I never forget that shit.       196 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,024         It's not time                        for philosophizing.          197 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,275        It's time for tipping.        198 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,359                Ti--?                 199 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,615      That's your big solve                for building driver trust?      200 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,617         -Maybe it's a start.                 -No. Sorry.                  201 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,035      No, I don't think you guys           are seeing                      202 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,828    the full theater of war here.     203 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,122  In a couple years,                  drivers won't even be an issue.    204 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,125      The future of Uber is one            that moves beyond drivers.      205 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,127      The future doesn't matter            if we don't get there.          206 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,506     Tipping is an extra 20%              to the drivers' bottom line.     207 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,843     It shows them that we stand          behind them as a company.        208 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,303         Let them know                        they can trust you.          209 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,512          Like I do, Travis.          210 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,766         Flip the perception.         211 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,769  Tipping begins to get that done.  212 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271      And it's also just right.       213 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,572                 No.                  214 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,324            I'm sorry, no.            215 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,576  I'm not even gonna go on            the defensive for a second, man.  216 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,329    When I walk in this room,            it should be like Kirk Gibson     217 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,122     walking into Dodger Stadium.     218 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,125  One loud long cheer that goes on   the whole fucking game.            219 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,920    We're doing millions of rides        a day, dude.                      220 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,965    I am making you what your            comic books of your generation    221 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,676       would call filthy rich.        222 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,594     All right, all right.                You want a standing ovation?     223 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,012    Fine, I'll stand up and clap.     224 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,014  But this isn't about my opinion.  225 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,849      It's about trying to turn            public opinion.                 226 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:24,558            You know, I...            227 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,019  I don't mind kicking the drivers   a few bucks each time.             228 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,938    So why not make it a feature?     229 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,317      After everything                     we just said about trust?       230 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,195     Did that whole Manichaean            comment just miss you, dude?     231 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:40,074  Look, some people got murdered.     That is a terrible thing.          232 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,244    But let's not jump to asinine        solutions like tipping and IDs    233 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,830       that blow up our                     frictionless experience        234 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,040     just because that's our only         idea right now.                  235 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,921              All right.              236 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,216               [sighs]                237 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,302              All right.              238 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,974  I move we put the question to a     formal vote at the next meeting.  239 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,308              Seconded.               240 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,819         Hey, uh, let's talk                  Code Conference.             241 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,654      Oh, yeah? There's someone            you want me to dazzle?          242 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,489        Investor? Journalist?         243 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,199     I'm your prize show jumper,          ready to leap.                   244 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,534        Just point me                        to the fucking fence.         245 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,369    I know you can clear anything,    246 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,247    but potential articles               about you partying at a resort    247 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,832        right after a murder.         248 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,043    So why don't you just lay low,       relax?                            249 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,253               [laughs]               250 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,714     David, it's Code Conference.     251 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,133     It's Silicon Valley's elite          in concentrated form.            252 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,260  If I don't go, then                 my competitors fill the vacuum.    253 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470        That's not an option.         254 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,472         I'll see you there.          255 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,019             [inaudible]              256 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,731         Fucking Gurley, man.         257 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,150       [Emil] We've got a more              pressing situation.            258 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,943  Go ahead, you want to yap, yap.    259 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,530       Nine days                            since we sent the update       260 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,990    to the App Store for approval.    261 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,159      What? Nine days?                     No, that is way too long.       262 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,369  The version that's up right now     is fucking buggy.                  263 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,413    It crashes like half the time        the user tries to update          264 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,457     their pickup locations,              150,000 dropped trips a day.     265 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,292       We're losing $4 million        266 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,127        every day this update                doesn't come out.             267 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,880  Maybe it's a glitch.                Maybe Apple is just bogged down.  268 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,131      There's a ton of new code            in the build,                   269 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,466  plus the new language functions.  270 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,718        The App Store does not               get bogged down.              271 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,136     Eddy Cue doesn't allow that.     272 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,180               Maybe...               273 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,893           Maybe he knows                       the other thing.           274 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,360      You buried it deep, right?      275 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,404               -Right?                              -Yes.                  276 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,242       Yes, yes. He can't know.       277 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,162        All right, then cool.         278 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456     I mean, I'm gonna                    see Eddy Cue at Code, right?     279 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,999         I'll work him over.                  I'll say, like,              280 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,376     he's not trying to hurt us,          you know.                        281 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,002             He needs us.             282 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,004       We're the number one app             in the App Store, right?       283 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,673       If Uber's all glitchy                and we're losing users,        284 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,966       it's not just us losing.       285 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,676        Apple loses too, okay?        286 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,135      I go to Code, I crush it.       287 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,679         By the way,                          then the board sees          288 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,806     -they can't vote against me.         -[knocks]                        289 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,489     Yeah, let me introduce you.      290 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,783     Hey, I found her                     wandering around out front.      291 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,494      New hire on your                     Site Reliability Section,       292 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,329     so I know she's a rock star.     293 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,123  I mean, I'm an engineer, not a--  294 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,251  Leave her with me so I can give     her the rock star treatment.       295 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,338         I knew I hired on                    at the right place.          296 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,591  Yeah. No doubt.                     See you around the water cooler.  297 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,510       I remember your résumé.        298 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,262        Double major from Penn               in physics.                   299 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,222      And, wait, don't tell me,            all right?                      300 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,892        I love a woman                       who does double Penn.         301 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,935             Philosophy.              302 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,773         I'm really excited                   to be working here.          303 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,734          Feels like sailing                   over the moon.              304 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,736               Poetic.                305 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,529      Uh, where did you grow up?      306 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,906    Where'd you go to high school?    307 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,532         Homeschooled.                        Self-taught, really.         308 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,117             In Arizona.              309 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,036     You don't look homeschooled.     310 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,165          I've been studying                   our platform,               311 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,250       and I already have ideas             on how to begin                312 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,127      standardizing some of our            microservices.                  313 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171           A self-starter.            314 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,883         [chuckles]                           You'll do well here.         315 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,721     Uh, just, um, pick any spot          to work and dive right in.       316 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,805                Okay.                 317 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,028     [Kamel]   Habibti,   I'm going           to stay in the city tonight.     318 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613         [Zahra, on phone]                      Can't you come home?        319 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,406      Got to get an early start.           You know that.                  320 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,116          So wake up early.           321 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,743        I'll get up with you,                make strong coffee.           322 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,329      I get more sleep this way.      323 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,997         Where will you stay?         324 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,334        With a driver friend.         325 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,127         He has an extra bedroom.      326 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,171        The money is worthless               if I never see you.           327 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,547          If the kids don't.          328 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,424       Quality time in the dark             isn't so great                 329 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,343        when I can't pay                     the electricity bill.         330 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,346          [speaking Arabic]           331 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,807        I'll see you tomorrow.        332 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,656          [computer chimes]           333 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,415               [typing]               334 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,728          [computer chiming]          335 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,364         [indistinct chatter]         336 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,169     TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock.      337 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,546            Going in hot.             338 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,220     Now, whose plus-one are you?     339 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,390    Oh, you're with the waitstaff?       I'll take a dry gin martini.      340 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,892    [laughs]                             I can't say I'm exactly happy     341 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,560         to see you here                      tonight though, huh?         342 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,228        -Why is that, Travis?                -'Cause you should be         343 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,231    in your office rubber-stamping       our app update.                   344 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983          Come on, your guys                   are killing me.             345 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,401  Can you put a boot                  in someone's ass, get this done?  346 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,403          Sure thing, TK.                      Anything for you.           347 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,405        It's my raison d'être.        348 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,574  And text me a list of what else     you'd like me to do for you.       349 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,159     I didn't mean it like that.      350 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,577       I'm just saying,                     I got to get this done.        351 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,245       My guys are all over me.       352 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,081                Okay.                 353 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,587        [jazzy music playing]         354 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,510          Oh, look at this.           355 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,512      Picture me and Sergey Brin           in TechCrunch                   356 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971         jamming over dinner.         357 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,389        Think the board                      can shut their mouths         358 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,724  about our public image problem,     huh?                               359 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,601             [both laugh]             360 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,941    -Sergey, it's such a pleasure.       -It's so good to see you.         361 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,111           I never thought                      I'd say this,              362 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,404    but he is totally pulling off        those Crocs.                      363 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,865       Sergey, it's a pleasure.       364 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,409     [Travis] Yeah, for him,              the Crocs are a power move.      365 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,248             Hi, partner.             366 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,791       It's great to be                     breaking bread with you.       367 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,084       Is this, uh, table four?       368 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,877         I'm supposed                         to be at table four.         369 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,096       -Hello. Hi, how are you?             -Hi.                           370 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,430        [Sergey]                             Pleasure. I'm Sergey.         371 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,974                [Gabi]                               Gabi.                 372 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,185      Our endgame is to build              the TCP/IP for real life.       373 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,062         Like, I want to be                   the packet switching         374 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,064       for the physical world.        375 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,192    Well, you'd first have to turn       each shipment and passenger       376 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,486     into the same uniform size.      377 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,697        That's what they said                to the Wright brothers        378 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,116          about fixed-wing                     air travel, right?          379 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,451     That was a different problem         entirely.                        380 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,371        No, I know that.                     I'm just saying it's--        381 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,083        So, um, your mother                  is from Beijing, Gabi?        382 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,835         Have you ever been?          383 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,171          Uh, no, only once                    when I was a baby.          384 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,047     But I've got relatives that          I'm hoping to go and meet--      385 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,301    Hold on, did you have research       done on her or something?         386 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,970    I bet you could give me a bio     387 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430     on, like,                            everybody in this room, huh?     388 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,307        [Sergey]                             Oh, I was just asking         389 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852    where she was from                   while you were ordering, man.     390 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,857    So when you go, uh, you should       take the Hutong Food Tour.        391 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,777       They're these alleyways              with different stalls.         392 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,529     -Each stall has its-- oh...          -[reporter] Sergey!              393 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,867       [camera shutters click]        394 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,705    Uh, each stall is another            sort of exotic, uh, delicacy.     395 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,124      I ate a snow leopard paw.       396 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,044      The paw of a snow leopard.      397 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,881  What they do is they take           the leopard's paw and crack it.    398 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,302       [Tarantino]                            You think you know her,       399 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,845          but that's just 'cause                you know her name.           400 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514           Arianna Huffington.         401 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,558         This is not somebody                  who says the first thing      402 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,560        that pops into her   cabeza,            Daddy-o.                       403 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,730       If a chess grandmaster                is always three steps ahead,    404 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,440           this gal is on                        the moving sidewalk         405 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,067         while you're still                    tying your shoestrings.       406 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,902           She started a news                    and culture website         407 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,237            where the writers                     didn't get paid            408 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,446  fucking dick for their writing.    409 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,407      And she went ahead and sold it       for $300 million.                410 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,703         And she was just getting              her motor revving.            411 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,871            -[waiter[ Sir.                       -Thank you.               412 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,128           The notorious                        bad boy of tech.           413 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,340      Were you offended                    by my Boober comment too?       414 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,300      Because I'll tell you                what I told my publicist,       415 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094         I'm not going                        on an apology tour.          416 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,263      Offended? Darling,                   you're talking to someone       417 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:08,100    who's had to sit at meals with       Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan.      418 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,435         Listen to them talk.         419 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,229         Find common ground.          420 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,356        The people who would--               thank you.                    421 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,900     Who would take offense               at you crowing a little bit      422 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,403        just don't understand.        423 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,446       Every successful person              I know                         424 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,949         enjoys their success                 in their own way.            425 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,119      Or they don't                        stay successful very long.      426 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,788          And they certainly                   don't feel it.              427 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,500       No, serving yourself                 is serving your company,       428 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,960     which is serving the world.      429 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,336                I'm--                 430 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,630         I know who you are,                  Miss Huffington.             431 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,173          -Arianna, please.                    -Arianna.                   432 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,301     And, yes, you are so right.      433 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,136      This is what I was trying            to tell my board.               434 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,971       They didn't even want me             to show up here.               435 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,848        So many young founders               burn out quickly.             436 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,642            Here one year,                       gone the next.            437 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,271    Because they stopped listening       to their own voice.               438 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,690         Or because they only                 listen to it.                439 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,651           But you, Travis,           440 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,194         when I look at you,          441 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,071        I can see                            that you belong here.         442 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,656         Damn straight I do.          443 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,907     Uber isn't going                     anywhere, and neither am I.      444 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,909           -Good.                               -You know what?            445 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,079          You should give us                   a ride sometime.            446 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,207  If you like it, tweet about us.     And my contact's on there too.     447 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,963            You are good.             448 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,299          I'm seeing it all.          449 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,009              I love it.              450 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,596     If you think you see it all,         give it another think.           451 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,431               Tamara!                452 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,517       [camera shutters click]        453 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,315               [sighs]                454 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,986         [indistinct chatter]         455 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,907          I got you a drink.          456 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,492           Why? I'm sober.            457 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,993                 Oh.                  458 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,536        Fucked that up. Sorry.        459 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,664     No, I'll be able to resist,          trust me.                        460 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,041               [laughs]                             Okay.                  461 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,876          Well, more for me,                   I guess.                    462 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,213    Um, I think it's really cool         that you got to come to Code.     463 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,590     I'm really glad you're here.     464 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,342        -Yeah, I know, right?                -Yeah.                        465 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,094    It's nice to see all the hard        work paying off, you know?        466 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,513          Finally made it                      to the VIP dinner.          467 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,808     Where you belong, for sure.      468 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,143         Ohh. [soft chuckle]          469 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,479  -To the VIP dinner.                 -[chuckles] Yeah! There you go.    470 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,233  Well, I'll be at the hotel pool     tonight if, uh, you should...      471 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,568       Oh, I think-- I'll see               what Travis wants to do.       472 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,904       Hey, I'm kind of tired.              You ready to go?               473 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,072             [Gabi]                               Yeah. Sure.              474 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,742     It was so nice to meet you.      475 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,411            And you, Gabi.            476 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,218    Next time you could try being        a little more professional.       477 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,137       I was just being polite.       478 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,763           You told me                          to impress him.            479 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,598       Not by letting him think             you wanted to fuck him.        480 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,435         If I wanted to,                      I could be right now         481 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,603    rather than sitting here             and taking this shit from you.    482 00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,980        I didn't say                         you really wanted to.         483 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,273       I'm saying                           that's what he thought.        484 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,774    You know, Travis,                    I have two moves in that spot.    485 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,526         Walk away, stand in.         486 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,486    I didn't want to make a scene        and embarrass you.                487 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,655         Well, you did both.                  It's okay.                   488 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,490       Tomorrow, I'll just go               to the events by myself,       489 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783        because I need Sergey                to like me.                   490 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,952       To focus on me, not you.       491 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,058                 Hey.                 492 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:41,480        Um, something happened               last night.                   493 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,649          I was talking                        to Gil and, um...           494 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,402              He, uh...               495 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,321            What? Tell me.            496 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,614               [sighs]                497 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,115            He touched me.            498 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,784      What? That piece of shit.            Are you okay?                   499 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,369         Yeah, I...I'm good.                  I just--                     500 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,538       I want to make sure                  it doesn't happen again.       501 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,457                Okay.                 502 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,334        I need to know                       exactly what happened.        503 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,965     I need to know how badly             I'm gonna fuck this guy up.      504 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,678              Uh, he...               505 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,847       Could I get a Diet Coke              with a lime?                   506 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,727    I will have what she's having,       but put rum in mine.              507 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,855    Hey, we should totally go            for a walk on that beach pass.    508 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,156        I mean, I stopped him,               but yeah.                     509 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,950        Yeah, that never                     should have happened.         510 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,826      -I really wish it hadn't.            -Listen, don't worry.           511 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,537     I'm gonna take care of you,          okay? I got it.                  512 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:41,373         I'm gonna dismantle                  that motherfucker.           513 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,041               [sighs]                514 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,543                Okay?                 515 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:45,627                Yeah.                 516 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,214       I swear to God, Jesus...       517 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,049           Fucking asshole.           518 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,384           It's fucked up.            519 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,270          You good?                            You want anything?          520 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,732          Not hungry? Okay.           521 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,204       [intense music playing]        522 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:57,657              [applause]              523 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,746        [man, on loudspeaker]                Bravo!                        524 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,081          Very cool, Sergey.          525 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,958         The future is here.          526 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,461    [Sergey] Yeah, we have a good        feeling about this tech.          527 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:13,131      Um, but yeah, I said that            about Google Glass, so...       528 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,507              [laughter]              529 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,134          I think top                          of everyone's mind          530 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,719     is the incredible potential          with this dev.                   531 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:21,264       Owning a car                         could become antiquated.       532 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,184    The entire insurance industry        could disappear.                  533 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:28,229         Uh, is Google                        considering starting         534 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,939        a self-driving                       ride-hailing service?         535 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,820     Well, the only thing                 I can say about that is, uh,     536 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,656        anything is possible.         537 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,825              [applause]              538 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,212            Hey, Drummond!            539 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,342    So that whole "lay low" thing,       that was bullshit, right?         540 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,678  You didn't want me to come here     so I wouldn't see that.            541 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,513      So I'd just hear about it            and then settle down            542 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,139           before you had                       to deal with me.           543 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,016       The settling down part               makes sense, TK. Do it.        544 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,518     Yeah, I almost feel like it,         because my own investors         545 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,144       are plotting                         to render Uber obsolete.       546 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,480    -Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...       -Sergey just got on stage,        547 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,400     and he demonstrated                  the intention and the means      548 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,360    of my demise                         while smiling for the camera.     549 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,195         Not the plan at all.                 Think about it, TK.          550 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,823       We just invested 250 mil             with you.                      551 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,367     Why would we throw a grenade         and run right into it?           552 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,952     I don't know,                        but that's what Sergey said.     553 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,246    You heard him. Did he tell you       to ask me not to come?            554 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,624     Is he trying to get me               out of the way, or is Larry?     555 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,253    Larry and Sergey don't really        know who you are, TK.             556 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,713               [scoffs]               557 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,965      I find that a little hard            to believe.                     558 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,758      Sergey was trying to climb           into my girlfriend              559 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,969       pretty good last night.        560 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,012     Well, I think that was more          about her than you,              561 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,223       and proves my point,                 because let me tell you        562 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,892        who he wouldn't try                  to take a woman from.         563 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,894            Zuck or Bezos.            564 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,566    [Arianna]                              Smart you came looking for me.  565 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:57,902  That presentation was a direct      attack on you and your business.  566 00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,529  Right? But they won't cop to it.  567 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,364         I just lost my cool                  with David Drummond.         568 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,783    I couldn't let him stand there       and lie to my face.               569 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,952    But, I mean, he's our highest        profile investor                  570 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,620          with a board seat.          571 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,080         Here's what you do.          572 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,749         Find a new investor                  with deep pockets,           573 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,126      someone you can put                  on the board and count on,      574 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,211    to dilute Google's influence.     575 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,881     I mean, I have VCs knocking          on my door every day.            576 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,799      But if I'm gonna                     put someone on the board,       577 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,217       I need to trust the fuck             out of them.                   578 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,802  I don't trust anybody right now.  579 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,554      Well, I would offer myself           for the position,               580 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,889       but there's a conflict.        581 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,308          HuffPo covers Uber                   too closely.                582 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:31,394      Second, you need your own            self-driving tech.              583 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,939    Being the best doesn't matter.       Being first does.                 584 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,900         Whether you build it                 or buy it,                   585 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,569       you need to beat Google              to the product.                586 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,245             Levandowski.             587 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,957              Kalanick.               588 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:58,421     Now that we dispensed with           fineries, talk, talking man.     589 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,466    You're the one that should be        talking up on that stage.         590 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,927      Sergey was basking                   in the light of your work,      591 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,137  but he didn't make this car go,     you did.                           592 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,265         And yet they didn't                  make you head                593 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,810    of Google's self-driving unit.       It's weird, right?                594 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:15,230  Oh, you can't sow dissent           where it's already growing wild.  595 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,940         They won't let me do                 open road tests.             596 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,943    Scared of the potential optics       of a crash.                       597 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,655    So they promoted a Larry Page        kiss-ass over me.                 598 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,157         You got to break                     some egg-shaped cars         599 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,952     to make a fucking                    self-driving omelet, right?      600 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,787               Exactly.               601 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,831     But I'm the only one                 with the stones to say that.     602 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:36,000    You're not the only one.             I've always been my own boss.     603 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,961           I hire geniuses.           604 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,380     I let them say and do                whatever the fuck they want.     605 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,131          Geniuses like you.          606 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,717            Imagine that.             607 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,469        Running your own team.        608 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,346      Calling your own shots.              Isn't that what you want?       609 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,639         That's what I want.          610 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,892           Fuck these guys.           611 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,352           Let's beat them.           612 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,438          Oh, that's insane.          613 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,232        Oh, I know, I know,                  they're giants, right?        614 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,942           They are monster                     fucking aliens.            615 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,610  And they think                      we're the goddamn Looney Tunes.    616 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,363         But guess what?                      I'm Michael Jordan.          617 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,698           And so are you.            618 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,201        -How could we both--?                -It's a cartoon.              619 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,161       We make the rules.                   That's what I'm saying.        620 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,455             Yeah. Okay.              621 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,166        Taking on Google                     with their resources?         622 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,335           It's too crazy.            623 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,545            Too much risk.            624 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,005           Fuck Larry Page.           625 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,299          Fuck Sergey Brin.                    Fuck Google, man.           626 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,050  Those guys?                         They're the establishment, man.    627 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,552         We're the renegades.         628 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,178     I take fear,                         I mix it up with some Iams.      629 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,681         I feed it to my dog                  for breakfast.               630 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,891     Google's on your damn board,         man.                             631 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,392      They're calling your shots      632 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,727     no matter how big of a game          you talk.                        633 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,520      Wrong. Nobody controls me.      634 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,230       Especially my own board.       635 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,025     And I made it so by stealing         from Google's own playbook.      636 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,736       I gave Uber a dual-class             stock structure too.           637 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,279      And me and my boy Garrett,      638 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,531      we are the only ones                 with super-voting shares.       639 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,284    I can block anything that any        board member tries to do.         640 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,912        And I can't be fired.         641 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,961    You're a devious motherfucker.    642 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,422           [laughs]                             I'm a disruptor.           643 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,341    Sometimes that means                 being a devious motherfucker.     644 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,260     Sometimes it means                   being an obnoxious asshole.      645 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,848          When you're ready,                   come by my office,          646 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,850          tap on the glass.           647 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,619    "My girlfriend has no problem        finding other partners."          648 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,205       It's not as easy for me,             since I'm always here.         649 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,666      The whole                            "open relationship" thing       650 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,751    is working out better for her.    651 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,338       I decided I got to look              around here for someone.       652 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,798         Then you walked in.          653 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,091              [chuckles]              654 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,550                L-O-L.                655 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,888             Winky face.              656 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,600               Mm, God.               657 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,686       That's pretty pathetic.        658 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,230            -It really is.                       -[laughs]                 659 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,524          I feel kind of bad                   for the guy.                660 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,528               I don't.               661 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,363       It's so easy to just not             say things like that           662 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,156    -to your employees, you know.        -I know.                          663 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:15,952         Just sounds like                     he's lonely, though.         664 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,330  But that's not really an excuse.  665 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:23,501    I mean, isn't there a protocol       for these kinds of situations?    666 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,169           You could put in                     a complaint.               667 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,006       Craig will be notified.        668 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,757           Technically                          it's anonymous,            669 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,718       but he'll probably know              that it came from you.         670 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,930        That's my only option?        671 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,807       Leadership loves Craig.        672 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,183        He's a high performer.        673 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,519     This is a first-time offense         for him.                         674 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:45,023      I don't really see a need            to ruin his life                675 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,066       over something so small.       676 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,246       I don't feel comfortable             working under him.             677 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,165         We could switch you                  to a different team.         678 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,876      But this is the star team.      679 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,421       Because Craig is a star.       680 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,054               You see?               681 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,221               [sighs]                682 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414       Motherfuck! The update's             still not out?                 683 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,208        The board thinks                     it's coming out today.        684 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,834       Gurley's gonna be                    sniffing around our shit       685 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,045        like some fuckin' TSA                Belgian Malinois.             686 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,254           What the hell's                      the holdup?                687 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,631        Eddy Cue is friendly,                right?                        688 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,758          Yeah, no, that guy                   fuckin' loves me,           689 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,885         which I do not feel                  from my own board.           690 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,261          I feel... judged.           691 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,721      The board is fuckin' legit      692 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,431         being judgy as hell                  right now.                   693 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,974     I want to add somebody else.     694 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,434          Board won't add                      unless that person          695 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,936    can bring some serious dough.     696 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,771             No, I know.              697 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,564      Anybody I add's gonna                buy the ride, don't worry.      698 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,358     A huge fuck-you to Drummond.     699 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,402         Exactly. Sequoia...          700 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,321        I mean,                              they have the capital,        701 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,323     but fuck them, I'm not               giving them a second chance.     702 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,158       Andreessen, they backed              the other guys.                703 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,701        Plus, him and Gurley,         704 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,913       they're like Dom Toretto             and Owen Shaw, so...           705 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,081              [chuckles]              706 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,958              Um... oh.               707 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:30,628      What about David Bonderman           at TPG?                         708 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,463                 TPG?                 709 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,298       TPG is Google Ventures'              biggest competitor.            710 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,967          Oh, is it really?           711 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,553       Google will take it                  as a declaration of war.       712 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,140       Sergey started the war.              I'm just gonna win it.         713 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,100       Okay, well, to that end,       714 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,643          I can get you TPG,          715 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,645          but not Bonderman.          716 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981    He'll put a junior on. Doesn't       take board seats anymore.         717 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,315        No, it's gotta be him.        718 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,984          True independent.           719 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,777     I'm saying, I need somebody          that cannot be                   720 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,404     fucked with by my opponents.     721 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,698     Then we should go back               to let's find someone else.      722 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,324                 No.                  723 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,868    I'm gonna show you something.     724 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,204              See this?               725 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,248         That's Levandowski.          726 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,417         I'm gonna poach him.                 He's warming to it.          727 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:13,462    I'm gonna leave these fuckers        with nothing on their plates.     728 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:17,884     Strafing the enemy                   while they march, oblivious.     729 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,635           Genius strategy.           730 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,095           Yeah, but, also,                     once we do that,           731 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,055        we have to take it                   the whole fuckin' way.        732 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,099         Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-                 hospital-morgue.             733 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,394     You know, you take from me,          I take tenfold.                  734 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,521          They are bigger,                     stronger, richer.           735 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,023        We can't forget that.         736 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,357         What did...did                       David's best friend          737 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,483        say this shit to David        738 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,693           when he was                          loading the rock           739 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,986       into the fuckin' sling?        740 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,279        Oh, you want a sling?         741 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,698      I get you a fuckin' sling            by 3:00.                        742 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,034         My job is to lay out                 the facts                    743 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,535          and have your back                   no matter what.             744 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,871         You want to do this,                 we fuckin' do it.            745 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,664       Yeah, I've been spoiling             to fight these pricks          746 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,666    ever since they made us              come begging to 'em for money.    747 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,460      I'll get you that meeting            with Bonderman.                 748 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,962         Then, well,                          it'll be up to you.          749 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:55,963          Let's fuckin' go.           750 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,131          Let's fuckin' go.           751 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,014      Hey, I didn't bring it up,      752 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,725    because I know you're dealing        with a lot right now...           753 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,020        but that interview...         754 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,272     Uh, don't worry about that.      755 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,566     It's a public persona thing.     756 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,735       You know,                            Dean Martin drank milk,        757 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,403      but he acted like a drunk.      758 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,405     [Gabi] I mean,                       I wish you didn't have to do     759 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,740         the posturing part.          760 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:29,038            But I get it.             761 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,581       And I know the real you.       762 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,212     See, I wish I could have you         on my fucking board.             763 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,838              [chuckles]              764 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,049                -Yeah?                               -Yeah.                765 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,176             Oh, my God.              766 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:45,012  They'd be so distracted by you,     they wouldn't say shit to me.      767 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,931        [laughs]                             Can you imagine that?         768 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,726     [Gurley]                               The best thing about Travis     769 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,770      is he'll run through walls           to win.                         770 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:56,440    The worst thing about him is,        he thinks everything's a wall.    771 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,442     Have you lost faith in him?      772 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,279               No. No.                773 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,655       It's just that he's got              unfettered power,              774 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,156      which we helped give him,       775 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,908          and he's spinning                    off course a bit.           776 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,619  We just need to be his bumpers.    777 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,621  Help keep this thing                from heading toward the gutter.    778 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:15,293  We redirect him in a small way.     He sees that it's better.          779 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,627      Then we can work with him.      780 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,170      I get it,                            but Travis has more power       781 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,840     than any of us                       because of his super shares.     782 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,175               Exactly.               783 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,969       Our hope is to team up.        784 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,887         We can't bully him.          785 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:30,808    But if we sit back right now,        we do nothing, might lose him.    786 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,144         Might not be able                    to reach him again.          787 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,107          Now is the moment                    for intervention.           788 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,071       So on the tipping thing,             we need your vote.             789 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,073           Oh, I see that.            790 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,075          I see that you do.          791 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,833     Look, Travis threw a tantrum         in front of me at Code.          792 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,126            At me, really.            793 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,503     I didn't like how he talked      794 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,839          about my guys                        Larry and Sergey.           795 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,344  That ego is getting in the way.     It needs to be checked.            796 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,973               I'm in.                797 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,856        [elevator bell dings]         798 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,739       [Tarantino]                            David fucking Bonderman.      799 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,116                  Bondo.               800 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,618          -[coins clinking]                    -[music playing]            801 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,912       Guy manages about a trillion    802 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,247           through the private                   equity shop, TPG.           803 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,878      His investments sprinkle fairy       dust throughout the Valley.      804 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,840          Unparalleled brutality                in the boardroom.            805 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,096        This guy is                           the motherfucking ringer.      806 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,848     Revenue. Growth projections.         Some security measures.          807 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,308      Do you want to go through            any of that?                    808 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,685         I don't pick pepper                  out of fly shit.             809 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,229         I know the numbers.          810 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,147       You want my $90 million,       811 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,526     you should know a board seat         comes our way in exchange.       812 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,820      Not our way. Comes to you.      813 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,738     Oh, I don't do that anymore.     814 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,409  I have a suite full                 of vice presidents to pick from.  815 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,828    One of them will take the seat       and get granular.                 816 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,663     No deal. It's got to be you.     817 00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:18,332         Not sure you know                    what you're asking.          818 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,918        -[chuckles]                          -I have to put juniors        819 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,838  in these board seats because of     the scale of our operation.        820 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,550    Downside is, a younger man           might get swayed by a founder.    821 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,135               I won't.               822 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,388     No puppet strings attached.      823 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,934     I call my own shots and cast         my votes the way I see fit.      824 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:41,605  That isn't exactly what some        past operators were looking for.  825 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,607    And they learned the hard way.    826 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,276          Well, that is what                   I'm looking for.            827 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,278       So if it's not your ass              in the seat,                   828 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,405         $90 million or not,          829 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,657               no deal.               830 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:55,953       [intense music playing]        831 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,926          -[elevator dings]                    -David.                     832 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,303            See you soon.             833 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,684              Fuck yeah.              834 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,230       -It's the entire list.               -Oh, my God. Yeah, okay.       835 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,900             -This is it.                         -Here he is.             836 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,485          So Olivia Longociu                   just published              837 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,905     our entire list                      of data access permissions.      838 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,658  -You goin' to the sandwich shop?   -Yeah, let's do it.                839 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,161        [indistinct small talk               and laughter]                 840 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,962     So I know for sure                   that Maia's fucking someone.     841 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,506             That sucks.              842 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:49,840         How'd you find out?          843 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,925              For real?               844 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,556       I looked at her GPS data             through Heaven.                845 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,227     She Ubered to a residential          address on Saturday night,       846 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,395        and didn't leave                     until Sunday morning.         847 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,357     [Pete]                               If you find a trail of gold,     848 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:08,192          you can't be sad                     when it runs out.           849 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,902  Just be glad you got some gold.    850 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,118  -All of them?                       -[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them.    851 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,163  Everyone who reads it will know     that we access users' messages,    852 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,456       cameras, contacts, GPS,        853 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,999         even after the app's                 been closed.                 854 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,877     The comments on this article         are animated.                    855 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,171          Animated? I mean,                    they're inflamed.           856 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,341  Okay, okay, we're gonna             handle this directly, all right?  857 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,385    We're gonna put out a release,       talk about the context            858 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,345      of all of our data access            permissions.                    859 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,224  -Apple just rejected the update.   -Shit. Did Cue see the article?    860 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,767        [cell phone vibrates]         861 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,232        Eddy, what's up, man?         862 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,026      Travis, your build breaks            dozens of App Store rules.      863 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,570         It's an abomination.         864 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,905     Okay, look, I'm sure we can          figure this out.                 865 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:57,533    User privacy is the goddamned        first tenet of Apple.             866 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,577         You're following                     your customers home.         867 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:02,830  We have very legitimate reasons     for why we access the data.        868 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,582          Change it, all of it,        869 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,000         if you want to stay                  in the App Store.            870 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,585    Otherwise, we will erase Uber.    871 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:11,171           [phone clatters]           872 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,924          You got it, Eddy.                    I'll fix it.                873 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,264     I've never heard of Eddy Cue         calling a CEO directly.          874 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,766      Yeah. Fuck, that's scary.       875 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:27,187     Our entire business depends          on staying in the App Store.     876 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,357  This is bad, Travis. I mean,        this really is apocalyptic bad.    877 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,359      Am I surrounded by a bunch           of doomsday preppers now?       878 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,111      -Is that what's happening?           -Wait, wait, wait.              879 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,113    If Apple wanted to execute us,    880 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,116         Tim Cook would have                  called himself.              881 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:41,452    We're one of the biggest apps        of all time.                      882 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:44,079            That is true.             883 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,081     And they know we know that.      884 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,791            It's a bluff.             885 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:49,001               [sighs]                886 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,294          They're bluffing.           887 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,296               [laughs]               888 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,467  Okay, but just because you know     someone's bluffing,                889 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,595     that doesn't mean it's your          moment to make a stand.          890 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,352    Change the app.                      We're gonna play by the rules.    891 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,103        Do it now, fast.                     Thank you, everybody.         892 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,277              Good read.              893 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,364      Where'd you get that, uh,            that bit about bluffing?        894 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,615             Bill Gurley.             895 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,991             [both laugh]             896 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,576          Smart guy, right?           897 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,002      Bill motherfucking Gurley.      898 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,420            [knocks desk]             899 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,007       Will you get me                      a six-pack of Pacifico?        900 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,857              What's up?              901 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:56,360     -Olivia Lungociu.                    -Journalist at Madding Crowd     902 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,569         just fucked us hard                  in her column.               903 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,697           Open her up                          quick and quiet.           904 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,199         She needs to be                      fucking neutralized.         905 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,159      I'll see what I can find.       906 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,161          The more personal,                   the better.                 907 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,752              [man] Hey.              908 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,003                Uh...                 909 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:21,552  Travis said that you were upset     the other night in L.A.            910 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,806             Yeah, uh...              911 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,226          I'm sorry.                           Like, I was drunk.          912 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394                So...                 913 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,605                Um...                 914 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,694         but you went                         to our fucking boss?         915 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,237           Like, I thought                      you had balls.             916 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,406         [chuckles]                           I'm sorry, "balls"?          917 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,783           You're employee                      number four.               918 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,996     Plus, I thought you were...      919 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,373                down.                 920 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,750           For fuck's sake.           921 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,131               [scoffs]               922 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,184              -[knocks]                            -Hey, TK.               923 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,811         -Yeah?                               -That thing we, uh,          924 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,147       talked about,                        the, uh, Gil situation.        925 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,565                Yeah.                 926 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,525        You handled it, right?        927 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,652     Absolutely. Yeah, I told him         to knock it off.                 928 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:23,864    And if he didn't, then I would       punch his ticket out of here      929 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,617         and out of the whole                 legal profession.            930 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,745              That's it?              931 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,082              What else?              932 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,084     He's not gonna do it again.      933 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,377        If he does,                          you just let me know.         934 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,588  Maybe that doesn't mean so much    935 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,715     coming from the Boober guy.      936 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,050              [chuckles]              937 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,761           It's a persona.            938 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,387         Why doesn't anybody                  understand this?             939 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,640       Dean Martin drank milk.        940 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,726  What? No, that was counter-spin.   He had fucking liver failure.      941 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:56,313      Okay, look, I already have           a girlfriend and a mom          942 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,065        and two publicists                   up my ass about this.         943 00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:01,485        Can you not also try                 to climb in right now?        944 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,739        It's just kind of hard               to do my job                  945 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,116    when I'm surrounded by creeps.    946 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,952      Look, you hire the asshole           every time,                     947 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:14,039  and then you let them do and say   whatever the fuck they want,       948 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,874      and you're not the one               who has to pay the price.       949 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,709    -I am.                               -What would you like me to do?    950 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,295              Fire him?               951 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,172        Look, if I fired                     every asshole in here,        952 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,383       there'd be no one left.        953 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,220           How about this?            954 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:32,307  How about we focus on what these   assholes are helping us build,     955 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:35,018      and why it takes assholes            to get it done.                 956 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,939        The point-five percent               that you own,                 957 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,067     that's gonna be worth                tens of millions of dollars.     958 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:48,532               [sighs]                959 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,410                Yeah.                 960 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,132       [Gurley]                             How did your meeting go?       961 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:07,134              [chuckles]              962 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,095         You got private eyes                 following me?                963 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,722       Oh, you know this town.        964 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,682        Nothing stays a secret               for too long.                 965 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,559         Or in this company,                  it seems.                    966 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,858       Anyway, uh,                          it was a bit unexpected.       967 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,194    He was insistent that I'd be         joining you fellas personally.    968 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,779           That was a term.           969 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,448      Well, that would be ideal.      970 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,116       The board could use                  a little less spinnaker,       971 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,409        a little more rudder.         972 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,077              [chuckles]              973 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:35,454         What'd you tell him?         974 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,331  Same thing I'll be telling you.    975 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,582          I'm no bandleader.          976 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,167                 No.                  977 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,210          And that's what                      we're counting on.          978 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,421  You've always responded to good     sense with good sense, David.      979 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,007     [Drummond] And we would be           expecting that to continue.      980 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,176         You'd be joining                     at a crucial point.          981 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:52,429  We need to keep this unicorn        from running right off a cliff.    982 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,060         I'm throwing 89 mil                  into this thing,             983 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,020        and you're telling me                that's a possibility?         984 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,939        [Gurley] No, no, look,               it's just a question          985 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,398      of slowing the kid's roll            a little bit,                   986 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,485    helping him grow                     into the leader he almost is.     987 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:07,903             Kid's cocky.             988 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,447          He's, uh, flashy.           989 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,574             He's brash.              990 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,202     I think most of the greats           have those characteristics.      991 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,453        Or did, at one point.         992 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,080               Agreed.                993 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,082     Travis has all the qualities     994 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:22,584          of an exceptional                    founder-slash-CEO.          995 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,670       But he thinks he's still             killing giants.                996 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,296     [Gurley]                             That's a good way to put it.     997 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,091        Hell, you know                       how this goes, David.         998 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,469  Just trying to rein the kid in,     that's all.                        999 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:41,311                Shit.                 1000 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,732              All right.              1001 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,150           [clears throat]            1002 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,277          I trust your take.                   How do we play it?          1003 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:53,031  We'll persuade Travis to add        another board seat to your deal    1004 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,784    and appoint someone you trust.    1005 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,078     That'll get us                       most of the way to control.      1006 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,415           [music playing]            1007 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:07,212           How's it going?            1008 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,187            You know what?            1009 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,856          Why don't you guys                   enjoy these?                1010 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,566  I have no use for them anymore.    1011 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:33,071           [elevator dings]           1012 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,656    Let me get back to you, Rich.     1013 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,825  I know you're not happy with me    1014 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,661         and how I'm running                  my company.                  1015 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371       Well, it's nothing                   that we can't talk out.        1016 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,040     Yeah, that's what I thought          at first.                        1017 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,499           And I came here                      to make peace.             1018 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,376       But you know what?                   I have an offer instead.       1019 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,211         I'll buy back                        all of your shares,          1020 00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:50,338     market value, $300 million,      1021 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,299        and you can walk away.        1022 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,969        That's not what I do.         1023 00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,932  I build great companies.            Companies that change the world.  1024 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,310  I don't take the money and run,     Travis.                            1025 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,729       I'm the guy that stays.        1026 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,399        So it's come to this?         1027 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,527         For Christ's sake,                   it doesn't have to.          1028 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,739         Listen, your drivers                 are miserable.               1029 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,408    And if you won't listen to me,       why don't you listen to them?     1030 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,577        And if this trajectory               continues,                    1031 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,412         people will stop                     getting into Ubers.          1032 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:25,665  Aw, just like they're gonna stop   shopping at Walmart                1033 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,751    and stop eating at McDonald's?    1034 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,419    Everyone knows                       those are shitheel companies.     1035 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,254    No one gives a solitary fuck,     1036 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:33,548  because the merch is dirt cheap,   and the fries taste delicious.     1037 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,759       We consume what we want,       1038 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,762  and our brains figure out a way     to justify it later.               1039 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,806        And that's why the end               of a drunk night out,         1040 00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:42,557     or when you're running late          for work,                        1041 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101        or just because                      it's fucking raining,         1042 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,936       people are gonna keep                pulling out their phones       1043 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:48,772     and ordering an Uber without         giving it a second thought.      1044 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,570      Relying on people's worst,      1045 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:57,405         most base instincts          1046 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,991         is not a way                         to change the world.         1047 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,452       And the board                        agrees with me on that.        1048 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,496        The majority, anyway.         1049 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:07,791    Which is enough for me to get        that vote tomorrow night...       1050 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,919      and every vote after that.      1051 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,171       I wouldn't rely on that.       1052 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,801  By the way, we both know why you   don't want to walk away for 300,  1053 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,427     and it's not                         high-fucking-minded either.      1054 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138        It's because you know                that if you stay,             1055 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,557     your piece is gonna be worth         billions.                        1056 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,325           [doorbell rings]           1057 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,875               Travis.                1058 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,543         They can't fire me,          1059 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,211      but they can sure as hell            fuck with me.                   1060 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,963         I need your advice.          1061 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:57,507                 No.                  1062 00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,217       You can't hear my advice             like this.                     1063 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,344     We need to get you centered.     1064 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,596                Come.                 1065 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:13,648             [chuckling]              1066 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,692           I'm not supposed                     to do this,                1067 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,028      but I'm going to give you            a mantra.                       1068 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,409       [whispers indistinctly]        1069 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,546               [sighs]                1070 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,134           Close your eyes.           1071 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,395        Let mantra roll around               in your brain.                1072 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,448       Let yourself go deeper.        1073 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,045    -[Travis] Thank you.                 -[Arianna] Now, you're ready.     1074 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,049             Let's talk.              1075 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,930      Mm, see, there's a thing--      1076 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,933       Uh, darling, please sit.       1077 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,435      I can't have you choking.       1078 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:33,603                Sorry.                1079 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:38,275           -Napkin.                             -[clears throat]           1080 00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,110         This is what I need                  on my board.                 1081 00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,903       I need someone who knows             when I'm hungry                1082 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,863     and when I need to breathe,          like you.                        1083 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,782    You know what I mean?                Everyone else, they're just--     1084 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,617     they're out for themselves.      1085 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,744  You added someone to the board,     and he's gone rogue?               1086 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,413           Yes. Exactly.                        David Bonderman.           1087 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,415           Ah, big player.            1088 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,958             strong ally.             1089 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,918         Difficult opponent.          1090 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,254    Exactly, right?                      So he's coming in with money.     1091 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,339       But he met                           with Drummond and Gurley       1092 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:03,133     right after we pitched him.      1093 00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,260     Then he sends me this email          asking for another seat.         1094 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,137        Says his money                       is contingent on that.        1095 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,888        I thought he was just                being aggressive,             1096 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,849  but now I know Gurley               is trying to use him against me.  1097 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,225    I got to ditch the whole deal.    1098 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,977       -The deal isn't closed?              -No.                           1099 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,021  Not until tomorrow.                 I mean, the board votes on it.     1100 00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,689        Don't ditch the deal.         1101 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,607         Leave Bonderman on.          1102 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,819           I have an idea.            1103 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,340       I'm taking the team out              for drinks tonight.            1104 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:44,924            Come with us.             1105 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,843     I'll probably just go home.      1106 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,762               [typing]               1107 00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,097        It's kind of more like               a team meeting.               1108 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,851       You know, we'll probably             talk upcoming projects.        1109 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:57,896      I wouldn't want to miss it           if I were you.                  1110 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,626        I could use a friend.         1111 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:23,213    Okay, that's an awkward thing        to say, and we barely--           1112 00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:25,006         -But, yeah, I could.                 -Of course.                  1113 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,550     Yes, I-I get it. What's up?      1114 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:33,431  Something uncomfortable happened   with my team leader                1115 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,016           on my first day.           1116 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,227         I reported it to HR,         1117 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,313    but she told me I either had         to suck it up or switch teams.    1118 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,113            Switch teams.             1119 00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:52,575                Shit.                 1120 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,371          I love this work.           1121 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,541      Plus, then, like,                    I'm the one being punished      1122 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,127         for the shit he did.                 His misconduct.              1123 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,798        I feel for you, I do.         1124 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,299               And I...               1125 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,926          I fucking relate.           1126 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,219               [sighs]                1127 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,387         The situation sucks.         1128 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,852         But you chose Uber,                  not the ACLU.                1129 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,562      And we basically signed up      1130 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,647        to work in the middle                of Mardi Gras.                1131 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,400    We're not gonna show our tits        for a bunch of beads,             1132 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:29,904    but, you know, there's nothing       we can do to stop the parade.     1133 00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,417                 Oh.                  1134 00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:47,797               [sighs]                1135 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:03,980      What if I were to tell you      1136 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:07,317        to not completely kill               the old build,                1137 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:10,195      but to leave it working              underneath the new build?       1138 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,780        And somehow, like,                   make it undetectable.         1139 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,407             You mean....             1140 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,827         How would you do it?         1141 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,662               Uh, I...               1142 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:23,500      I would set up a geofence            around Apple HQ.                1143 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,711           [Travis laughs]            1144 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:30,298  So anyone looking at Uber's app     from Cupertino                     1145 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,592     won't be able to see                 the privacy-violating code.      1146 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:33,676               Mm-hmm.                1147 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,015         It would look                        something like this.         1148 00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:42,894              [chuckles]              1149 00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,231      But outside the geofence?       1150 00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,982        We're still collecting               the user data.                1151 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,151  Wow. That's a fucking good idea.  1152 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,362            [both snicker]            1153 00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,863          [inhales sharply]           1154 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,156                Do it.                1155 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,033       Do it quickly and alone.       1156 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:59,452  That is the build                   we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue.    1157 00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,580               [typing]               1158 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,847       All right,                           couple of announcements        1159 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,224        before we get                        to scheduled matters.         1160 00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,101       Number one,                          I fully expect our build       1161 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,020       to be approved                       by the App Store today.        1162 00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:29,107  We have made sure that there are   no violations of policy,           1163 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,858      no intrusions of privacy.       1164 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,652                None.                 1165 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,404          Privacy breaches                     have been removed.          1166 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,072        Not accessing cameras,               locations or contacts.        1167 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,241        Good. As it should be.               Approved.                     1168 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:40,994              Excellent.              1169 00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:42,579       Yep, just got the news.        1170 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,706      So if you want,                      you can check your phones.      1171 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,041        The build is live.                   It should be on there.        1172 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,293              [applause]              1173 00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,301       Number two,                          I am directing resources       1174 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,261     towards autonomous vehicles.     1175 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:02,265  And I believe I've aligned on a     great engineer to head that up.    1176 01:00:03,641 --> 01:00:05,351           [knock on door]            1177 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:07,937        I just sent Google                   my resignation letter.        1178 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,942     My 20 best techs                     are fucking leaving with me.     1179 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,777           Fuck, yes, dude.                     Okay...                    1180 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,988     we wait for the right time,          not too long.                    1181 01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,199         Then we acquire you.         1182 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,121      Larry and Sergey                     are gonna shit themselves.      1183 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:27,373      Larry and Sergey are gonna           shit themselves.                1184 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:29,125           More on that later,         1185 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,918  but I think it'll go a long way    1186 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,963    to rendering our current             tipping discussion irrelevant.    1187 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,965        Well, and we will have               that discussion.              1188 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,594        Long way from ideating               to driverless cars.           1189 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,305          To that end, uh...          1190 01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,515         the first real order                 of business tonight          1191 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:48,936     is a vote on bringing in TPG         as a Series C investor,          1192 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:51,814        which will also allow                Mr. David Bonderman           1193 01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,149         a seat on the board.         1194 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,026         TPG will also get                    a second board seat          1195 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,487          to be appointed                      by Travis and me.           1196 01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:58,821            All in favor?             1197 01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:01,949                Yeah.                 1198 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,118        Welcome aboard, Bondo.        1199 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,332     David, might you be thinking         about anyone in particular       1200 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,667        for that second seat?         1201 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,169           [Travis]                             Oh, David and I,           1202 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,672        we've already decided                on the second seat.           1203 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,176       Why don't you meet                   our newest board member.       1204 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,762             [door opens]             1205 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:32,021               [laughs]               1206 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,607                David!                1207 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,948       Lovely to see you again,             Arianna.                       1208 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:48,871  No one's smarter or more attuned   to the moods of the populace       1209 01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,415           at a given time.           1210 01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,709       It's like she's psychic.       1211 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,877        Plus, this little girl               right here                    1212 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:57,672            makes one mean                       Greek omelet.             1213 01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:00,717         Hmm. I am thrilled                   by Uber's potential          1214 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,052          to make the world                    a better place,             1215 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:05,471    and to support Travis's vision       in doing it.                      1216 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,682         Thank you, Arianna.          1217 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,852    So now I have full confidence        in this board's ability           1218 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:15,690        to decide what's best                for Uber.                     1219 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,569    Should we, uh, have that vote        on tipping now, Billy?            1220 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,620              Withdrawn.              1221 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:35,918        House of Jealous Lovers         1222 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,588             [all cheer]              1223 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:45,094    You aren't just a boss,              you are a motherfucking boss!     1224 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,096             You did it!              1225 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,473           Family business!           1226 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:49,766               Settled!               1227 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:51,434             [all cheer]              1228 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:54,228       -[corks pop]                         -Hey, yo, where's Gabi?        1229 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,773                Um...                 1230 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:59,317          Fuck it.                             Let's just go out.          1231 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,444  Get some Ubers, let's go            to a club of the adult variety.    1232 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,696           -Oh, Gold Club!                      -Gold Club!                1233 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,032           Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis!            1234 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,785  [all, chanting]                     Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!    1235 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:12,789  Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!     Tits on Travis!                    1236 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,792           Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis!            1237 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:18,294  Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!    1238 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,800         [computerized chime]         1239 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:48,241          [car alarm beeps]           1240 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,541     [indistinct chatter over TV]     1241 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,182            What the fuck?            1242 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,566      -[all laugh]                         -Yeah, you get fucked up.       1243 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:22,900              All right.              1244 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,193           We can make it.            1245 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:27,738                Ready?                1246 01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,783               Yo, man.               1247 01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,207            [all laughing]            1248 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,506         I know who you are.          1249 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,883             I'm me, man.             1250 01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:48,885        Thanks for all you do,               brother.                      1251 01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,562         [man] Eddy? Eddy...          1252 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:02,023        this is a screenshot                 of their actual build.        1253 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:06,903               [scoffs]               1254 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:14,744        Tim, you're not                      gonna believe the shit        1255 01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:15,953        Uber's trying to pull.