1 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,171 Previously on    Super Pumped... 2 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,965 Frictionless experience  for every passenger. 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,674 Credit cards on file, 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,342 you just get out of the car,     get on with your life. 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,302 -Tip?         -No. Our rev share's 6 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,971 so good, our drivers           don't need tips. 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,515 Uber has some       very special incentives. 8 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,975 Twenty dollars a mile? 9 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,351 Yeah. Thrilled to have you      exclusive to Uber. 10 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,145 New plan:           We're gonna step up 11 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,688 the information technology        on our drivers. 12 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,189 You mean surveillance? 13 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,315 We don't have to use       words like that. 14 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,484 -  Might cross a line.     -  So far I can't get       anyone to talk. 15 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,987 There's dirt out there.       I brought a shovel. 16 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,531 Why do you have    such a hard-on for my client? 17 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,074 Here's how Google rolls: 18 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,035 They will bigfoot you,        they will lowball you, 19 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,494 and you'll be screwed. 20 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,871 Breakfast, Tuesday,         9:00 a.m. 21 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:39,039 I want Larry Page there. 22 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,916 You don't actually write code,    do you, Tyler? 23 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,043 Travis. 24 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,169 Kalanick. 25 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,170 You got an ask? 26 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,546 Quarter bil. 27 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,923 Our founder just raised       some serious cash. 28 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,801 There is nowhere near        enough fear 29 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,054 in Silicon Valley          right now. 30 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,556 I think you will see    some dead unicorns this year. 31 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,767 You're VC's, you're supposed     to actually believe 32 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,560 in the company       that you put money into, 33 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,145 not just protect yourself        from the possibility 34 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,396 you made the wrong call. 35 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,731 Shit. 36 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:17,887 Ooh 37 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,140 Ooh, ooh 38 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:23,309 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh 39 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,311 Ooh 40 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:32,902 Ain't found a way           To kill me yet 41 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,784 Eyes burn          With stinging sweat 42 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,123 Seems every path 43 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:49,502 Leads me to nowhere 44 00:02:55,216 --> 00:03:00,180 Wife and kids             Household pet 45 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:06,477 Army green            Was no safe bet 46 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:16,696 ...to me from somewhere 47 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,865 Mmm 48 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,702 If I'm General Patton,       and I fucking am, right? 49 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,371 I mean, sorry, wait.    Can I curse? I'm gonna curse. 50 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:29,542 If I'm Patton, is my point,     then my drivers are my army. 51 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,170 My family. Really,   la famiglia.  Uber's one big family. 52 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,881 The drivers, the executives,  the investors, Google Ventures, 53 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,382 they just came in heavy. 54 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,718 Biggest investment         they have ever made. 55 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,221 That's how radical          our vision is. 56 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:45,892 Yeah 57 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:50,104 You know he ain't gonna die 58 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,945 Por favor! Não! 59 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,447 What scares you? 60 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,158 I wouldn't really say        anybody scares me. 61 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,368 I mean, what? 62 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,828 Big taxi? 63 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,413 Crooked city legislators? 64 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,083 -Clone startups?      -You're referring to Lyft. 65 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:16,005 Uh, you won't hear me        say that name. 66 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,924 But, yeah, fuck Lyft.        Fuck those guys. 67 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,219 I mean, we beat them.  Shook up the world and all that. 68 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,054 But it's ancient history,      really. 69 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,389 It's from Uber's           primordial era. 70 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,683 It's pretty recent. 71 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,934 Shit moves quick in the cut. 72 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,774 So, what's next? 73 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,901 World domination. Legit. 74 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,195 Our next app update comes      in 12 different languages. 75 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,114 We're launching      in Southeast Asia, China. 76 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:43,449 Uber's gonna be ubiquitous      across the globe. 77 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,411 Transportation as reliable      as running water. 78 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,288 Here 79 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:53,334 They come to snuff           The rooster 80 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,504 Young founders are a hot       commodity in the Valley. 81 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,797 Oh, ahem. 82 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,926 You must basically    have women on-demand now too. 83 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,386 Ah. 84 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:05,179 Yeah, we call that Boober. 85 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,265 -Okay, well, 86 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,516 I think we should probably... 87 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,851 - Yes.        -...move things along. 88 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,644 Don't forget your bag. 89 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,313 - All right.         -Thank you. 90 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,731 We're gonna be right this way. 91 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:15,982 Thanks. That was fun. 92 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,509 We've got to get our arms  around this as soon as possible. 93 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,846 Twelve murdered drivers       in Brazil. 94 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,853 The boardroom is an  imperium besieged, all right? 95 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:57,231 A board meeting       is an end-times-style brawl. 96 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,276 Katanas, battle axes,      fucking ninja throwing stars. 97 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,320 No weapon is off limits. 98 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,072 You play for power, survival, 99 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,283 and you stay for the barbaric      gore of it all. 100 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:10,411 One weak swing loses support       of the others, 101 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,663 and your blood paints          the boardroom walls. 102 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,499 That's a function of Brazil,     not of Uber. 103 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,626 How many taxi drivers        died in that country? 104 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,461 Probably a lot more than 12,     right? 105 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,505 No, you can't blame a country.    The drivers are unsafe 106 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,507 because the passengers  don't have to have credit cards 107 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,133 or IDs to open those accounts. 108 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,968 Yeah, but that's why         we have passengers. 109 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,387 And, by the way,         exponential growth. 110 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,472 It's the frictionless        experience. 111 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:33,017 You know.         Think this through. 112 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,062 One journalist writes about     your drivers being murdered 113 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,731 while you're talking to another  one about getting laid. 114 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,400 -I did not--            -Close enough. 115 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,485 Where does that lead?     What other attacks may come? 116 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,153 Now just for the hell of it, 117 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:47,031 imagine that news crews are, uh,  picking up protests 118 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,534 outside the Uber offices       down in Rio. 119 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,746 Just when we're about to get    the elusive foothold in China, 120 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,998 Xi Jinping, he sees it. 121 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,875 Pulls the plug       on the whole operation. 122 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,878 Other countries follow suit,     and before you know it, 123 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,340 the whole fucking worldwide     launches tank, Travis. 124 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:08,302 And/or we do something      to address the problem now 125 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:12,098 and let the drivers know  that we give a shit about them. 126 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,017 Pretty amped up, huh? 127 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:19,105 Well, it's not Gil's back porch,  that's for sure. 128 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,108 Is that some kind of Texas      expression for bullshit? 129 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,152 No. 130 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,487 And no, Bill, 131 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,156 it sure isn't. 132 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,953 This is unfolding    just like we thought it would 133 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,122 when we were jamming on this     with Crystal and Angie 134 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,874 up in the hot tub in Truckee. 135 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:39,375 We've got a big lead 136 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,751 and we've got to protect it,     right? 137 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,628 -Hell, yeah.            - Cheers. 138 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,796 Hell, yeah. 139 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:51,012 Hey. 140 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:55,057 Remember this. 141 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:59,061 Okay. 142 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:01,230 No, no. No, I mean it. 143 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,734 It's been you        and your best friends 144 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,944 planning the future         in the open air. 145 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,738 Until now. 146 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,948 Hold on to that.           Remember it. 147 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,951 Hell, savor this. 148 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,828 That's the point of doing things  with people you love. 149 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,414 No, when we first met,    you told me that you'd listen 150 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,875 but you wouldn't be bound,  so don't give me the love shit. 151 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,378 They'll do what you say, 152 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,589 but not out of fear         or calculation. 153 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:29,509 And you're gonna hear them      the same way. 154 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:34,430 But when this company    becomes what I know it will... 155 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,141 board meetings are not gonna     be like this anymore. 156 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,268 I've been in plenty         of boardrooms. 157 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,979 You have never been in anything  like what you're building here. 158 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,856 When this thing          becomes itself... 159 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,110 board meetings are gonna-- 160 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:51,322 gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed  with the World Series of Poker. 161 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,615 -Trust me. 162 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,783 Sounds good. 163 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,539 Hey, guys, get a beer. 164 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,542 When that day comes... 165 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,045 we on the same side         of the battle? 166 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:11,801 Well, if not, you and me will    know we fucked up really good. 167 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,349 Introduce you to the guys. 168 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,936 -Bill!       -Good to see you again. 169 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,271 -Yeah, thank you.          -Gil. 170 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:25,147 -Hi, Gil.           -What's going on 171 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,066 I commissioned           a driver survey. 172 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,069 You talked to my drivers       without me? 173 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,280 That is squirrelly as fuck. 174 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,745 Jesus. 175 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:42,456 Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy. 176 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,834 Without their bonuses        and their incentives, 177 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,752 they're struggling, Travis. 178 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,380 What kind of schools  do they have in their countries? 179 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,507 This spelling and grammar,      Jesus Christ. 180 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,719 You know what? Spell and define  "Manichaean," Graves, 181 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,679 or kindly take         a listening posture. 182 00:09:56,721 --> 00:10:00,766 It means seeing the world      in good or evil only. 183 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,435 Which by the way,          I kind of do. 184 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,728 If you line up with me,       you line up against me, 185 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:04,937 I never forget that shit. 186 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,024 It's not time         for philosophizing. 187 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,275 It's time for tipping. 188 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,359 Ti--? 189 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:15,615 That's your big solve      for building driver trust? 190 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,617 -Maybe it's a start.         -No. Sorry. 191 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:19,035 No, I don't think you guys      are seeing 192 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,828 the full theater of war here. 193 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,122 In a couple years,  drivers won't even be an issue. 194 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,125 The future of Uber is one      that moves beyond drivers. 195 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,127 The future doesn't matter      if we don't get there. 196 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,506 Tipping is an extra 20%     to the drivers' bottom line. 197 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,843 It shows them that we stand     behind them as a company. 198 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,303 Let them know         they can trust you. 199 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,512 Like I do, Travis. 200 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,766 Flip the perception. 201 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,769 Tipping begins to get that done. 202 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,271 And it's also just right. 203 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,572 No. 204 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,324 I'm sorry, no. 205 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,576 I'm not even gonna go on  the defensive for a second, man. 206 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:03,329 When I walk in this room,    it should be like Kirk Gibson 207 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,122 walking into Dodger Stadium. 208 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,125 One loud long cheer that goes on  the whole fucking game. 209 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,920 We're doing millions of rides    a day, dude. 210 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:14,965 I am making you what your    comic books of your generation 211 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,676 would call filthy rich. 212 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,594 All right, all right.     You want a standing ovation? 213 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,012 Fine, I'll stand up and clap. 214 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,014 But this isn't about my opinion. 215 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,849 It's about trying to turn      public opinion. 216 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:24,558 You know, I... 217 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,019 I don't mind kicking the drivers  a few bucks each time. 218 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,938 So why not make it a feature? 219 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:33,317 After everything      we just said about trust? 220 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,195 Did that whole Manichaean     comment just miss you, dude? 221 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:40,074 Look, some people got murdered.  That is a terrible thing. 222 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,244 But let's not jump to asinine    solutions like tipping and IDs 223 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,830 that blow up our       frictionless experience 224 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,040 just because that's our only     idea right now. 225 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,921 All right. 226 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,302 All right. 227 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,974 I move we put the question to a  formal vote at the next meeting. 228 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,308 Seconded. 229 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,819 Hey, uh, let's talk         Code Conference. 230 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,654 Oh, yeah? There's someone      you want me to dazzle? 231 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,489 Investor? Journalist? 232 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,199 I'm your prize show jumper,     ready to leap. 233 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,534 Just point me        to the fucking fence. 234 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,369 I know you can clear anything, 235 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,247 but potential articles    about you partying at a resort 236 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,832 right after a murder. 237 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:33,043 So why don't you just lay low,    relax? 238 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,714 David, it's Code Conference. 239 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,133 It's Silicon Valley's elite     in concentrated form. 240 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,260 If I don't go, then  my competitors fill the vacuum. 241 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470 That's not an option. 242 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,472 I'll see you there. 243 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,731 Fucking Gurley, man. 244 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,150 We've got a more       pressing situation. 245 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,943 Go ahead, you want to yap, yap. 246 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,530 Nine days       since we sent the update 247 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,990 to the App Store for approval. 248 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,159 What? Nine days?      No, that is way too long. 249 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,369 The version that's up right now  is fucking buggy. 250 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,413 It crashes like half the time    the user tries to update 251 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,457 their pickup locations,     150,000 dropped trips a day. 252 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,292 We're losing $4 million 253 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,127 every day this update        doesn't come out. 254 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,880 Maybe it's a glitch.  Maybe Apple is just bogged down. 255 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,131 There's a ton of new code      in the build, 256 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,466 plus the new language functions. 257 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,718 The App Store does not        get bogged down. 258 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,136 Eddy Cue doesn't allow that. 259 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,180 Maybe... 260 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,893 Maybe he knows           the other thing. 261 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,360 You buried it deep, right? 262 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,404 -Right?               -Yes. 263 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,242 Yes, yes. He can't know. 264 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,162 All right, then cool. 265 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,456 I mean, I'm gonna     see Eddy Cue at Code, right? 266 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,999 I'll work him over.         I'll say, like, 267 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,376 he's not trying to hurt us,     you know. 268 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,002 He needs us. 269 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,004 We're the number one app       in the App Store, right? 270 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,673 If Uber's all glitchy       and we're losing users, 271 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,966 it's not just us losing. 272 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,676 Apple loses too, okay? 273 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,135 I go to Code, I crush it. 274 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,679 By the way,         then the board sees 275 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,806 -they can't vote against me. 276 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,489 Yeah, let me introduce you. 277 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,783 Hey, I found her     wandering around out front. 278 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:30,494 New hire on your      Site Reliability Section, 279 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,329 so I know she's a rock star. 280 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,123 I mean, I'm an engineer, not a-- 281 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,251 Leave her with me so I can give  her the rock star treatment. 282 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,338 I knew I hired on         at the right place. 283 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,591 Yeah. No doubt.  See you around the water cooler. 284 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,510 I remember your résumé. 285 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,262 Double major from Penn        in physics. 286 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,222 And, wait, don't tell me,      all right? 287 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,892 I love a woman        who does double Penn. 288 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,935 Philosophy. 289 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,773 I'm really excited         to be working here. 290 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,734 Feels like sailing          over the moon. 291 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,736 Poetic. 292 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,529 Uh, where did you grow up? 293 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,906 Where'd you go to high school? 294 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,532 Homeschooled.         Self-taught, really. 295 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,117 In Arizona. 296 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,036 You don't look homeschooled. 297 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,165 I've been studying          our platform, 298 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,250 and I already have ideas       on how to begin 299 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,127 standardizing some of our      microservices. 300 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,171 A self-starter. 301 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:25,883 You'll do well here. 302 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,721 Uh, just, um, pick any spot     to work and dive right in. 303 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,805 Okay. 304 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,028 Habibti,   I'm going     to stay in the city tonight. 305 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613 Can't you come home? 306 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,406 Got to get an early start.      You know that. 307 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,116 So wake up early. 308 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,743 I'll get up with you,        make strong coffee. 309 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,329 I get more sleep this way. 310 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,997 Where will you stay? 311 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,334 With a driver friend. 312 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,127 He has an extra bedroom. 313 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,171 The money is worthless        if I never see you. 314 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,547 If the kids don't. 315 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,424 Quality time in the dark       isn't so great 316 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,343 when I can't pay        the electricity bill. 317 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,807 I'll see you tomorrow. 318 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,169 TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock. 319 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,546 Going in hot. 320 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,220 Now, whose plus-one are you? 321 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,390 Oh, you're with the waitstaff?    I'll take a dry gin martini. 322 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,892 I can't say I'm exactly happy 323 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,560 to see you here         tonight though, huh? 324 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,228 -Why is that, Travis?        -'Cause you should be 325 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,231 in your office rubber-stamping    our app update. 326 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983 Come on, your guys          are killing me. 327 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,401 Can you put a boot  in someone's ass, get this done? 328 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,403 Sure thing, TK.          Anything for you. 329 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,405 It's my raison d'être. 330 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,574 And text me a list of what else  you'd like me to do for you. 331 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,159 I didn't mean it like that. 332 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,577 I'm just saying,       I got to get this done. 333 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,245 My guys are all over me. 334 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,081 Okay. 335 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,510 Oh, look at this. 336 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,512 Picture me and Sergey Brin      in TechCrunch 337 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971 jamming over dinner. 338 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,389 Think the board        can shut their mouths 339 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,724 about our public image problem,  huh? 340 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,941 -Sergey, it's such a pleasure.    -It's so good to see you. 341 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,111 I never thought           I'd say this, 342 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,404 but he is totally pulling off    those Crocs. 343 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,865 Sergey, it's a pleasure. 344 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,409 Yeah, for him,     the Crocs are a power move. 345 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,248 Hi, partner. 346 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,791 It's great to be       breaking bread with you. 347 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,084 Is this, uh, table four? 348 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,877 I'm supposed         to be at table four. 349 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:59,096 -Hello. Hi, how are you?       -Hi. 350 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,430 Pleasure. I'm Sergey. 351 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,974 Gabi. 352 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,185 Our endgame is to build      the TCP/IP for real life. 353 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,062 Like, I want to be         the packet switching 354 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,064 for the physical world. 355 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:12,192 Well, you'd first have to turn    each shipment and passenger 356 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,486 into the same uniform size. 357 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,697 That's what they said        to the Wright brothers 358 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,116 about fixed-wing          air travel, right? 359 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,451 That was a different problem     entirely. 360 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,371 No, I know that.        I'm just saying it's-- 361 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:28,083 So, um, your mother        is from Beijing, Gabi? 362 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,835 Have you ever been? 363 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,171 Uh, no, only once          when I was a baby. 364 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,047 But I've got relatives that     I'm hoping to go and meet-- 365 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,301 Hold on, did you have research    done on her or something? 366 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,970 I bet you could give me a bio 367 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430 on, like,     everybody in this room, huh? 368 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,307 Oh, I was just asking 369 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,852 where she was from    while you were ordering, man. 370 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,857 So when you go, uh, you should    take the Hutong Food Tour. 371 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,777 They're these alleyways       with different stalls. 372 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,529 -Each stall has its-- oh...     - Sergey! 373 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,705 Uh, each stall is another    sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 374 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,124 I ate a snow leopard paw. 375 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,044 The paw of a snow leopard. 376 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:15,881 What they do is they take  the leopard's paw and crack it. 377 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,302 You think you know her, 378 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,845 but that's just 'cause          you know her name. 379 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,514 Arianna Huffington. 380 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,558 This is not somebody         who says the first thing 381 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,560 that pops into her   cabeza,        Daddy-o. 382 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,730 If a chess grandmaster       is always three steps ahead, 383 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,440 this gal is on           the moving sidewalk 384 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,067 while you're still         tying your shoestrings. 385 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,902 She started a news           and culture website 386 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,237 where the writers            didn't get paid 387 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,446 fucking dick for their writing. 388 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,407 And she went ahead and sold it      for $300 million. 389 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:46,703 And she was just getting         her motor revving. 390 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,871 -[waiter[ Sir.            -Thank you. 391 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,128 The notorious           bad boy of tech. 392 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,340 Were you offended      by my Boober comment too? 393 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,300 Because I'll tell you      what I told my publicist, 394 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,094 I'm not going         on an apology tour. 395 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,263 Offended? Darling,      you're talking to someone 396 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:08,100 who's had to sit at meals with    Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan. 397 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,435 Listen to them talk. 398 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,229 Find common ground. 399 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,356 The people who would--        thank you. 400 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,900 Who would take offense     at you crowing a little bit 401 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,403 just don't understand. 402 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,446 Every successful person       I know 403 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,949 enjoys their success         in their own way. 404 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,119 Or they don't      stay successful very long. 405 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,788 And they certainly          don't feel it. 406 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,500 No, serving yourself       is serving your company, 407 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,960 which is serving the world. 408 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,336 I'm-- 409 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,630 I know who you are,         Miss Huffington. 410 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,173 -Arianna, please.          -Arianna. 411 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,301 And, yes, you are so right. 412 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,136 This is what I was trying      to tell my board. 413 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,971 They didn't even want me       to show up here. 414 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,848 So many young founders        burn out quickly. 415 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,642 Here one year,            gone the next. 416 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:54,271 Because they stopped listening    to their own voice. 417 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,690 Or because they only         listen to it. 418 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,651 But you, Travis, 419 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,194 when I look at you, 420 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,071 I can see        that you belong here. 421 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,656 Damn straight I do. 422 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,907 Uber isn't going     anywhere, and neither am I. 423 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,909 -Good.           -You know what? 424 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:11,079 You should give us          a ride sometime. 425 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,207 If you like it, tweet about us.  And my contact's on there too. 426 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,963 You are good. 427 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,299 I'm seeing it all. 428 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,009 I love it. 429 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:27,596 If you think you see it all,     give it another think. 430 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,431 Tamara! 431 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,907 I got you a drink. 432 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,492 Why? I'm sober. 433 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,993 Oh. 434 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,536 Fucked that up. Sorry. 435 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,664 No, I'll be able to resist,     trust me. 436 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,041 Okay. 437 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,876 Well, more for me,          I guess. 438 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,213 Um, I think it's really cool    that you got to come to Code. 439 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,590 I'm really glad you're here. 440 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,342 -Yeah, I know, right?        -Yeah. 441 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,094 It's nice to see all the hard    work paying off, you know? 442 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:09,513 Finally made it          to the VIP dinner. 443 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,808 Where you belong, for sure. 444 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,143 Ohh.  445 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,479 -To the VIP dinner.  - Yeah! There you go. 446 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:21,233 Well, I'll be at the hotel pool  tonight if, uh, you should... 447 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,568 Oh, I think-- I'll see       what Travis wants to do. 448 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,904 Hey, I'm kind of tired.       You ready to go? 449 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,072 Yeah. Sure. 450 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,742 It was so nice to meet you. 451 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,411 And you, Gabi. 452 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,218 Next time you could try being    a little more professional. 453 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,137 I was just being polite. 454 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,763 You told me           to impress him. 455 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,598 Not by letting him think       you wanted to fuck him. 456 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,435 If I wanted to,         I could be right now 457 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,603 rather than sitting here    and taking this shit from you. 458 00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,980 I didn't say        you really wanted to. 459 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,273 I'm saying       that's what he thought. 460 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,774 You know, Travis,    I have two moves in that spot. 461 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,526 Walk away, stand in. 462 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,486 I didn't want to make a scene    and embarrass you. 463 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,655 Well, you did both.         It's okay. 464 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,490 Tomorrow, I'll just go       to the events by myself, 465 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783 because I need Sergey        to like me. 466 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:13,952 To focus on me, not you. 467 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,058 Hey. 468 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:41,480 Um, something happened        last night. 469 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:44,649 I was talking          to Gil and, um... 470 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,402 He, uh... 471 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,321 What? Tell me. 472 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,115 He touched me. 473 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,784 What? That piece of shit.      Are you okay? 474 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,369 Yeah, I...I'm good.         I just-- 475 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,538 I want to make sure       it doesn't happen again. 476 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,457 Okay. 477 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,334 I need to know        exactly what happened. 478 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:08,965 I need to know how badly     I'm gonna fuck this guy up. 479 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:13,678 Uh, he... 480 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,847 Could I get a Diet Coke       with a lime? 481 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,727 I will have what she's having,    but put rum in mine. 482 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,855 Hey, we should totally go    for a walk on that beach pass. 483 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,156 I mean, I stopped him,        but yeah. 484 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,950 Yeah, that never        should have happened. 485 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,826 -I really wish it hadn't.      -Listen, don't worry. 486 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,537 I'm gonna take care of you,     okay? I got it. 487 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:41,373 I'm gonna dismantle         that motherfucker. 488 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,543 Okay? 489 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:45,627 Yeah. 490 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:49,214 I swear to God, Jesus... 491 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,049 Fucking asshole. 492 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,384 It's fucked up. 493 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,270 You good?          You want anything? 494 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,732 Not hungry? Okay. 495 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,746 Bravo! 496 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,081 Very cool, Sergey. 497 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,958 The future is here. 498 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,461 Yeah, we have a good    feeling about this tech. 499 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:13,131 Um, but yeah, I said that      about Google Glass, so... 500 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,134 I think top          of everyone's mind 501 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,719 is the incredible potential     with this dev. 502 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:21,264 Owning a car       could become antiquated. 503 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,184 The entire insurance industry    could disappear. 504 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:28,229 Uh, is Google         considering starting 505 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,939 a self-driving        ride-hailing service? 506 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,820 Well, the only thing     I can say about that is, uh, 507 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,656 anything is possible. 508 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,212 Hey, Drummond! 509 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,342 So that whole "lay low" thing,    that was bullshit, right? 510 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,678 You didn't want me to come here  so I wouldn't see that. 511 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:01,513 So I'd just hear about it      and then settle down 512 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:03,139 before you had           to deal with me. 513 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,016 The settling down part       makes sense, TK. Do it. 514 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,518 Yeah, I almost feel like it,     because my own investors 515 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,144 are plotting       to render Uber obsolete. 516 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,480 -Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...    -Sergey just got on stage, 517 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,400 and he demonstrated     the intention and the means 518 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,360 of my demise    while smiling for the camera. 519 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,195 Not the plan at all.         Think about it, TK. 520 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,823 We just invested 250 mil       with you. 521 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:22,367 Why would we throw a grenade     and run right into it? 522 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,952 I don't know,     but that's what Sergey said. 523 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,246 You heard him. Did he tell you    to ask me not to come? 524 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:29,624 Is he trying to get me     out of the way, or is Larry? 525 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,253 Larry and Sergey don't really    know who you are, TK. 526 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,965 I find that a little hard      to believe. 527 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,758 Sergey was trying to climb      into my girlfriend 528 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,969 pretty good last night. 529 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,012 Well, I think that was more     about her than you, 530 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,223 and proves my point,       because let me tell you 531 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,892 who he wouldn't try        to take a woman from. 532 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:49,894 Zuck or Bezos. 533 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,566 Smart you came looking for me. 534 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:57,902 That presentation was a direct  attack on you and your business. 535 00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:59,529 Right? But they won't cop to it. 536 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,364 I just lost my cool         with David Drummond. 537 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,783 I couldn't let him stand there    and lie to my face. 538 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,952 But, I mean, he's our highest    profile investor 539 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,620 with a board seat. 540 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,080 Here's what you do. 541 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,749 Find a new investor         with deep pockets, 542 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,126 someone you can put      on the board and count on, 543 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,211 to dilute Google's influence. 544 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:17,881 I mean, I have VCs knocking     on my door every day. 545 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,799 But if I'm gonna      put someone on the board, 546 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,217 I need to trust the fuck       out of them. 547 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,802 I don't trust anybody right now. 548 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,554 Well, I would offer myself      for the position, 549 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,889 but there's a conflict. 550 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,308 HuffPo covers Uber          too closely. 551 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:31,394 Second, you need your own      self-driving tech. 552 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:34,939 Being the best doesn't matter.    Being first does. 553 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,900 Whether you build it         or buy it, 554 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:39,569 you need to beat Google       to the product. 555 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,245 Levandowski. 556 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,957 Kalanick. 557 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:58,421 Now that we dispensed with     fineries, talk, talking man. 558 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:01,466 You're the one that should be    talking up on that stage. 559 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,927 Sergey was basking      in the light of your work, 560 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,137 but he didn't make this car go,  you did. 561 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,265 And yet they didn't         make you head 562 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,810 of Google's self-driving unit.    It's weird, right? 563 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:15,230 Oh, you can't sow dissent  where it's already growing wild. 564 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,940 They won't let me do         open road tests. 565 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,943 Scared of the potential optics    of a crash. 566 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,655 So they promoted a Larry Page    kiss-ass over me. 567 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:26,157 You got to break         some egg-shaped cars 568 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,952 to make a fucking     self-driving omelet, right? 569 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,787 Exactly. 570 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,831 But I'm the only one     with the stones to say that. 571 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:36,000 You're not the only one.    I've always been my own boss. 572 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,961 I hire geniuses. 573 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,380 I let them say and do     whatever the fuck they want. 574 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,131 Geniuses like you. 575 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,717 Imagine that. 576 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,469 Running your own team. 577 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,346 Calling your own shots.      Isn't that what you want? 578 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,639 That's what I want. 579 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,892 Fuck these guys. 580 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,352 Let's beat them. 581 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,438 Oh, that's insane. 582 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,232 Oh, I know, I know,        they're giants, right? 583 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,942 They are monster           fucking aliens. 584 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,610 And they think  we're the goddamn Looney Tunes. 585 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,363 But guess what?         I'm Michael Jordan. 586 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,698 And so are you. 587 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,201 -How could we both--?        -It's a cartoon. 588 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,161 We make the rules.       That's what I'm saying. 589 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,455 Yeah. Okay. 590 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:17,166 Taking on Google        with their resources? 591 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,335 It's too crazy. 592 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,545 Too much risk. 593 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,005 Fuck Larry Page. 594 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,299 Fuck Sergey Brin.          Fuck Google, man. 595 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,050 Those guys?  They're the establishment, man. 596 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,552 We're the renegades. 597 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,178 I take fear,     I mix it up with some Iams. 598 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,681 I feed it to my dog         for breakfast. 599 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,891 Google's on your damn board,     man. 600 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,392 They're calling your shots 601 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,727 no matter how big of a game     you talk. 602 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,520 Wrong. Nobody controls me. 603 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,230 Especially my own board. 604 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,025 And I made it so by stealing     from Google's own playbook. 605 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,736 I gave Uber a dual-class       stock structure too. 606 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,279 And me and my boy Garrett, 607 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,531 we are the only ones      with super-voting shares. 608 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,284 I can block anything that any    board member tries to do. 609 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,912 And I can't be fired. 610 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,961 You're a devious motherfucker. 611 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,422 I'm a disruptor. 612 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,341 Sometimes that means    being a devious motherfucker. 613 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,260 Sometimes it means     being an obnoxious asshole. 614 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,848 When you're ready,          come by my office, 615 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,850 tap on the glass. 616 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,619 "My girlfriend has no problem    finding other partners." 617 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:37,205 It's not as easy for me,       since I'm always here. 618 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,666 The whole      "open relationship" thing 619 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:41,751 is working out better for her. 620 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:45,338 I decided I got to look       around here for someone. 621 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,798 Then you walked in. 622 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,550 L-O-L. 623 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,888 Winky face. 624 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,600 Mm, God. 625 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,686 That's pretty pathetic. 626 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,230 -It really is. 627 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,524 I feel kind of bad          for the guy. 628 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,528 I don't. 629 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,363 It's so easy to just not       say things like that 630 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,156 -to your employees, you know.    -I know. 631 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:15,952 Just sounds like         he's lonely, though. 632 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,330 But that's not really an excuse. 633 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:23,501 I mean, isn't there a protocol    for these kinds of situations? 634 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,169 You could put in           a complaint. 635 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,006 Craig will be notified. 636 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,757 Technically           it's anonymous, 637 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,718 but he'll probably know       that it came from you. 638 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,930 That's my only option? 639 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:37,807 Leadership loves Craig. 640 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,183 He's a high performer. 641 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:41,519 This is a first-time offense     for him. 642 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:45,023 I don't really see a need      to ruin his life 643 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,066 over something so small. 644 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,246 I don't feel comfortable       working under him. 645 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,165 We could switch you         to a different team. 646 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,876 But this is the star team. 647 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:08,421 Because Craig is a star. 648 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,054 You see? 649 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414 Motherfuck! The update's       still not out? 650 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,208 The board thinks        it's coming out today. 651 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,834 Gurley's gonna be       sniffing around our shit 652 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:49,045 like some fuckin' TSA        Belgian Malinois. 653 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,254 What the hell's           the holdup? 654 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,631 Eddy Cue is friendly,        right? 655 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,758 Yeah, no, that guy          fuckin' loves me, 656 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,885 which I do not feel         from my own board. 657 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,261 I feel... judged. 658 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,721 The board is fuckin' legit 659 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,431 being judgy as hell         right now. 660 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,974 I want to add somebody else. 661 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,434 Board won't add          unless that person 662 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,936 can bring some serious dough. 663 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,771 No, I know. 664 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,564 Anybody I add's gonna      buy the ride, don't worry. 665 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,358 A huge fuck-you to Drummond. 666 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:13,402 Exactly. Sequoia... 667 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:15,321 I mean,        they have the capital, 668 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:17,323 but fuck them, I'm not     giving them a second chance. 669 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,158 Andreessen, they backed       the other guys. 670 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,701 Plus, him and Gurley, 671 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:23,913 they're like Dom Toretto       and Owen Shaw, so... 672 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,958 Um... oh. 673 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:30,628 What about David Bonderman      at TPG? 674 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,463 TPG? 675 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,298 TPG is Google Ventures'       biggest competitor. 676 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,967 Oh, is it really? 677 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,553 Google will take it       as a declaration of war. 678 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:42,140 Sergey started the war.       I'm just gonna win it. 679 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,100 Okay, well, to that end, 680 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,643 I can get you TPG, 681 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,645 but not Bonderman. 682 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981 He'll put a junior on. Doesn't    take board seats anymore. 683 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,315 No, it's gotta be him. 684 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,984 True independent. 685 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,777 I'm saying, I need somebody     that cannot be 686 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,404 fucked with by my opponents. 687 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,698 Then we should go back     to let's find someone else. 688 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,324 No. 689 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,868 I'm gonna show you something. 690 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:05,204 See this? 691 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:07,248 That's Levandowski. 692 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,417 I'm gonna poach him.         He's warming to it. 693 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:13,462 I'm gonna leave these fuckers    with nothing on their plates. 694 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:17,884 Strafing the enemy     while they march, oblivious. 695 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:19,635 Genius strategy. 696 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:21,095 Yeah, but, also,           once we do that, 697 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:23,055 we have to take it        the whole fuckin' way. 698 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:25,099 Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-         hospital-morgue. 699 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:28,394 You know, you take from me,     I take tenfold. 700 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,521 They are bigger,          stronger, richer. 701 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,023 We can't forget that. 702 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,357 What did...did         David's best friend 703 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,483 say this shit to David 704 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,693 when he was           loading the rock 705 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,986 into the fuckin' sling? 706 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,279 Oh, you want a sling? 707 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,698 I get you a fuckin' sling      by 3:00. 708 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,034 My job is to lay out         the facts 709 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,535 and have your back          no matter what. 710 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,871 You want to do this,         we fuckin' do it. 711 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,664 Yeah, I've been spoiling       to fight these pricks 712 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,666 ever since they made us    come begging to 'em for money. 713 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,460 I'll get you that meeting      with Bonderman. 714 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,962 Then, well,         it'll be up to you. 715 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:55,963 Let's fuckin' go. 716 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,131 Let's fuckin' go. 717 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,014 Hey, I didn't bring it up, 718 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,725 because I know you're dealing    with a lot right now... 719 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,020 but that interview... 720 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,272 Uh, don't worry about that. 721 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,566 It's a public persona thing. 722 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,735 You know,       Dean Martin drank milk, 723 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,403 but he acted like a drunk. 724 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:21,405 I mean,     I wish you didn't have to do 725 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,740 the posturing part. 726 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:29,038 But I get it. 727 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,581 And I know the real you. 728 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:36,212 See, I wish I could have you     on my fucking board. 729 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,049 -Yeah?                -Yeah. 730 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,176 Oh, my God. 731 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:45,012 They'd be so distracted by you,  they wouldn't say shit to me. 732 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,931 Can you imagine that? 733 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,726 The best thing about Travis 734 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,770 is he'll run through walls      to win. 735 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:56,440 The worst thing about him is,    he thinks everything's a wall. 736 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,442 Have you lost faith in him? 737 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:01,279 No. No. 738 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,655 It's just that he's got       unfettered power, 739 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,156 which we helped give him, 740 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,908 and he's spinning          off course a bit. 741 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,619 We just need to be his bumpers. 742 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,621 Help keep this thing  from heading toward the gutter. 743 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:15,293 We redirect him in a small way.  He sees that it's better. 744 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,627 Then we can work with him. 745 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,170 I get it,      but Travis has more power 746 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,840 than any of us     because of his super shares. 747 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,175 Exactly. 748 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,969 Our hope is to team up. 749 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,887 We can't bully him. 750 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:30,808 But if we sit back right now,    we do nothing, might lose him. 751 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,144 Might not be able         to reach him again. 752 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,107 Now is the moment          for intervention. 753 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,071 So on the tipping thing,       we need your vote. 754 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,073 Oh, I see that. 755 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,075 I see that you do. 756 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,833 Look, Travis threw a tantrum     in front of me at Code. 757 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,126 At me, really. 758 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,503 I didn't like how he talked 759 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,839 about my guys          Larry and Sergey. 760 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:06,344 That ego is getting in the way.  It needs to be checked. 761 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,973 I'm in. 762 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,739 David fucking Bonderman. 763 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,116 Bondo. 764 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,912 Guy manages about a trillion 765 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:35,247 through the private           equity shop, TPG. 766 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,878 His investments sprinkle fairy      dust throughout the Valley. 767 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,840 Unparalleled brutality          in the boardroom. 768 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:50,096 This guy is        the motherfucking ringer. 769 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,848 Revenue. Growth projections.     Some security measures. 770 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,308 Do you want to go through      any of that? 771 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,685 I don't pick pepper         out of fly shit. 772 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,229 I know the numbers. 773 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,147 You want my $90 million, 774 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:03,526 you should know a board seat     comes our way in exchange. 775 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,820 Not our way. Comes to you. 776 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:07,738 Oh, I don't do that anymore. 777 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,409 I have a suite full  of vice presidents to pick from. 778 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,828 One of them will take the seat    and get granular. 779 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:15,663 No deal. It's got to be you. 780 00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:18,332 Not sure you know         what you're asking. 781 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,918 -I have to put juniors 782 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,838 in these board seats because of  the scale of our operation. 783 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:27,550 Downside is, a younger man    might get swayed by a founder. 784 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:29,135 I won't. 785 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,388 No puppet strings attached. 786 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:36,934 I call my own shots and cast     my votes the way I see fit. 787 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:41,605 That isn't exactly what some  past operators were looking for. 788 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:43,607 And they learned the hard way. 789 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:45,276 Well, that is what          I'm looking for. 790 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:47,278 So if it's not your ass       in the seat, 791 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,405 $90 million or not, 792 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,657 no deal. 793 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,926 -David. 794 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,303 See you soon. 795 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,684 Fuck yeah. 796 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,230 -It's the entire list.       -Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. 797 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,900 -This is it.             -Here he is. 798 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,485 So Olivia Longociu          just published 799 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:30,905 our entire list     of data access permissions. 800 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:34,658 -You goin' to the sandwich shop?  -Yeah, let's do it. 801 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,962 So I know for sure     that Maia's fucking someone. 802 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,506 That sucks. 803 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:49,840 How'd you find out? 804 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,925 For real? 805 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,556 I looked at her GPS data       through Heaven. 806 00:41:57,598 --> 00:42:01,227 She Ubered to a residential     address on Saturday night, 807 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,395 and didn't leave        until Sunday morning. 808 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,357 If you find a trail of gold, 809 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:08,192 you can't be sad          when it runs out. 810 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,902 Just be glad you got some gold. 811 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:18,118 -All of them?  - Yes, all of them. 812 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,163 Everyone who reads it will know  that we access users' messages, 813 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,456 cameras, contacts, GPS, 814 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,999 even after the app's         been closed. 815 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,877 The comments on this article     are animated. 816 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:29,171 Animated? I mean,          they're inflamed. 817 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,341 Okay, okay, we're gonna  handle this directly, all right? 818 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,385 We're gonna put out a release,    talk about the context 819 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,345 of all of our data access      permissions. 820 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:40,224 -Apple just rejected the update.  -Shit. Did Cue see the article? 821 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,232 Eddy, what's up, man? 822 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:51,026 Travis, your build breaks      dozens of App Store rules. 823 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,570 It's an abomination. 824 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,905 Okay, look, I'm sure we can     figure this out. 825 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:57,533 User privacy is the goddamned    first tenet of Apple. 826 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,577 You're following         your customers home. 827 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:02,830 We have very legitimate reasons  for why we access the data. 828 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,582 Change it, all of it, 829 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,000 if you want to stay         in the App Store. 830 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,585 Otherwise, we will erase Uber. 831 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,924 You got it, Eddy.          I'll fix it. 832 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,264 I've never heard of Eddy Cue     calling a CEO directly. 833 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,766 Yeah. Fuck, that's scary. 834 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:27,187 Our entire business depends     on staying in the App Store. 835 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:30,357 This is bad, Travis. I mean,  this really is apocalyptic bad. 836 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,359 Am I surrounded by a bunch      of doomsday preppers now? 837 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,111 -Is that what's happening?      -Wait, wait, wait. 838 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,113 If Apple wanted to execute us, 839 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,116 Tim Cook would have         called himself. 840 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:41,452 We're one of the biggest apps    of all time. 841 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:44,079 That is true. 842 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,081 And they know we know that. 843 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,791 It's a bluff. 844 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,294 They're bluffing. 845 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,467 Okay, but just because you know  someone's bluffing, 846 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,595 that doesn't mean it's your     moment to make a stand. 847 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,352 Change the app.    We're gonna play by the rules. 848 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,103 Do it now, fast.        Thank you, everybody. 849 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,277 Good read. 850 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:18,364 Where'd you get that, uh,      that bit about bluffing? 851 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,615 Bill Gurley. 852 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,576 Smart guy, right? 853 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,002 Bill motherfucking Gurley. 854 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,007 Will you get me       a six-pack of Pacifico? 855 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,857 What's up? 856 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:56,360 -Olivia Lungociu.     -Journalist at Madding Crowd 857 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,569 just fucked us hard         in her column. 858 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,697 Open her up           quick and quiet. 859 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:02,199 She needs to be         fucking neutralized. 860 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,159 I'll see what I can find. 861 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,161 The more personal,          the better. 862 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:13,752 Hey. 863 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,003 Uh... 864 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:21,552 Travis said that you were upset  the other night in L.A. 865 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:25,806 Yeah, uh... 866 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:29,226 I'm sorry.          Like, I was drunk. 867 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,394 So... 868 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,605 Um... 869 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:38,694 but you went         to our fucking boss? 870 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,237 Like, I thought           you had balls. 871 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,406 I'm sorry, "balls"? 872 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,783 You're employee           number four. 873 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,996 Plus, I thought you were... 874 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:51,373 down. 875 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,750 For fuck's sake. 876 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,184 -Hey, TK. 877 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,811 -Yeah?         -That thing we, uh, 878 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,147 talked about,       the, uh, Gil situation. 879 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,565 Yeah. 880 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,525 You handled it, right? 881 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,652 Absolutely. Yeah, I told him     to knock it off. 882 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:23,864 And if he didn't, then I would    punch his ticket out of here 883 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,617 and out of the whole         legal profession. 884 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:29,745 That's it? 885 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,082 What else? 886 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,084 He's not gonna do it again. 887 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,377 If he does,        you just let me know. 888 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,588 Maybe that doesn't mean so much 889 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:41,715 coming from the Boober guy. 890 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,761 It's a persona. 891 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,387 Why doesn't anybody         understand this? 892 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:49,640 Dean Martin drank milk. 893 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,726 What? No, that was counter-spin.  He had fucking liver failure. 894 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:56,313 Okay, look, I already have      a girlfriend and a mom 895 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,065 and two publicists        up my ass about this. 896 00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:01,485 Can you not also try        to climb in right now? 897 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,739 It's just kind of hard        to do my job 898 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,116 when I'm surrounded by creeps. 899 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,952 Look, you hire the asshole      every time, 900 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:14,039 and then you let them do and say  whatever the fuck they want, 901 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,874 and you're not the one      who has to pay the price. 902 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,709 -I am.    -What would you like me to do? 903 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:20,295 Fire him? 904 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,172 Look, if I fired        every asshole in here, 905 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,383 there'd be no one left. 906 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,220 How about this? 907 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:32,307 How about we focus on what these  assholes are helping us build, 908 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:35,018 and why it takes assholes      to get it done. 909 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,939 The point-five percent        that you own, 910 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,067 that's gonna be worth     tens of millions of dollars. 911 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,410 Yeah. 912 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:05,132 How did your meeting go? 913 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,095 You got private eyes         following me? 914 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,722 Oh, you know this town. 915 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,682 Nothing stays a secret        for too long. 916 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,559 Or in this company,         it seems. 917 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:22,858 Anyway, uh,       it was a bit unexpected. 918 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,194 He was insistent that I'd be    joining you fellas personally. 919 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,779 That was a term. 920 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,448 Well, that would be ideal. 921 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:31,116 The board could use       a little less spinnaker, 922 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,409 a little more rudder. 923 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:35,454 What'd you tell him? 924 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:37,331 Same thing I'll be telling you. 925 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,582 I'm no bandleader. 926 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,167 No. 927 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,210 And that's what          we're counting on. 928 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,421 You've always responded to good  sense with good sense, David. 929 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,007 And we would be     expecting that to continue. 930 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,176 You'd be joining         at a crucial point. 931 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:52,429 We need to keep this unicorn  from running right off a cliff. 932 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:58,060 I'm throwing 89 mil         into this thing, 933 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,020 and you're telling me        that's a possibility? 934 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,939 No, no, look,        it's just a question 935 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:03,398 of slowing the kid's roll      a little bit, 936 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,485 helping him grow    into the leader he almost is. 937 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:07,903 Kid's cocky. 938 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,447 He's, uh, flashy. 939 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,574 He's brash. 940 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,202 I think most of the greats     have those characteristics. 941 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,453 Or did, at one point. 942 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,080 Agreed. 943 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,082 Travis has all the qualities 944 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:22,584 of an exceptional          founder-slash-CEO. 945 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,670 But he thinks he's still       killing giants. 946 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,296 That's a good way to put it. 947 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,091 Hell, you know        how this goes, David. 948 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:32,469 Just trying to rein the kid in,  that's all. 949 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:41,311 Shit. 950 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,732 All right. 951 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:49,277 I trust your take.          How do we play it? 952 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:53,031 We'll persuade Travis to add  another board seat to your deal 953 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,784 and appoint someone you trust. 954 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:58,078 That'll get us     most of the way to control. 955 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:07,212 How's it going? 956 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,187 You know what? 957 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,856 Why don't you guys          enjoy these? 958 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:27,566 I have no use for them anymore. 959 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,656 Let me get back to you, Rich. 960 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,825 I know you're not happy with me 961 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,661 and how I'm running         my company. 962 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,371 Well, it's nothing       that we can't talk out. 963 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,040 Yeah, that's what I thought     at first. 964 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,499 And I came here           to make peace. 965 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,376 But you know what?       I have an offer instead. 966 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,211 I'll buy back         all of your shares, 967 00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:50,338 market value, $300 million, 968 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,299 and you can walk away. 969 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,969 That's not what I do. 970 00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,932 I build great companies.  Companies that change the world. 971 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:03,310 I don't take the money and run,  Travis. 972 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:05,729 I'm the guy that stays. 973 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,399 So it's come to this? 974 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:12,527 For Christ's sake,         it doesn't have to. 975 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:15,739 Listen, your drivers         are miserable. 976 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:18,408 And if you won't listen to me,    why don't you listen to them? 977 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,577 And if this trajectory        continues, 978 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,412 people will stop         getting into Ubers. 979 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:25,665 Aw, just like they're gonna stop  shopping at Walmart 980 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,751 and stop eating at McDonald's? 981 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,419 Everyone knows    those are shitheel companies. 982 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:31,254 No one gives a solitary fuck, 983 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:33,548 because the merch is dirt cheap,  and the fries taste delicious. 984 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,759 We consume what we want, 985 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:38,762 and our brains figure out a way  to justify it later. 986 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,806 And that's why the end        of a drunk night out, 987 00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:42,557 or when you're running late     for work, 988 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,101 or just because        it's fucking raining, 989 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,936 people are gonna keep       pulling out their phones 990 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:48,772 and ordering an Uber without     giving it a second thought. 991 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:55,570 Relying on people's worst, 992 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:57,405 most base instincts 993 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,991 is not a way         to change the world. 994 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,452 And the board       agrees with me on that. 995 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,496 The majority, anyway. 996 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:07,791 Which is enough for me to get    that vote tomorrow night... 997 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,919 and every vote after that. 998 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:13,171 I wouldn't rely on that. 999 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,801 By the way, we both know why you  don't want to walk away for 300, 1000 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:19,427 and it's not     high-fucking-minded either. 1001 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138 It's because you know        that if you stay, 1002 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,557 your piece is gonna be worth     billions. 1003 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,875 Travis. 1004 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,543 They can't fire me, 1005 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,211 but they can sure as hell      fuck with me. 1006 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,963 I need your advice. 1007 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:57,507 No. 1008 00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,217 You can't hear my advice       like this. 1009 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:01,344 We need to get you centered. 1010 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,596 Come. 1011 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,692 I'm not supposed           to do this, 1012 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,028 but I'm going to give you      a mantra. 1013 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,134 Close your eyes. 1014 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,395 Let mantra roll around        in your brain. 1015 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,448 Let yourself go deeper. 1016 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,045 - Thank you.    - Now, you're ready. 1017 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,049 Let's talk. 1018 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,930 Mm, see, there's a thing-- 1019 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:29,933 Uh, darling, please sit. 1020 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,435 I can't have you choking. 1021 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:33,603 Sorry. 1022 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:38,275 -Napkin. 1023 00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,110 This is what I need         on my board. 1024 00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,903 I need someone who knows       when I'm hungry 1025 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:43,863 and when I need to breathe,     like you. 1026 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:45,782 You know what I mean?    Everyone else, they're just-- 1027 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,617 they're out for themselves. 1028 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,744 You added someone to the board,  and he's gone rogue? 1029 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:51,413 Yes. Exactly.           David Bonderman. 1030 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,415 Ah, big player. 1031 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,958 strong ally. 1032 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,918 Difficult opponent. 1033 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,254 Exactly, right?    So he's coming in with money. 1034 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,339 But he met       with Drummond and Gurley 1035 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:03,133 right after we pitched him. 1036 00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:05,260 Then he sends me this email     asking for another seat. 1037 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:07,137 Says his money        is contingent on that. 1038 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,888 I thought he was just        being aggressive, 1039 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,849 but now I know Gurley  is trying to use him against me. 1040 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,225 I got to ditch the whole deal. 1041 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,977 -The deal isn't closed?       -No. 1042 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,021 Not until tomorrow.  I mean, the board votes on it. 1043 00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,689 Don't ditch the deal. 1044 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:19,607 Leave Bonderman on. 1045 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,819 I have an idea. 1046 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,340 I'm taking the team out       for drinks tonight. 1047 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:44,924 Come with us. 1048 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,843 I'll probably just go home. 1049 00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,097 It's kind of more like        a team meeting. 1050 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,851 You know, we'll probably       talk upcoming projects. 1051 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:57,896 I wouldn't want to miss it      if I were you. 1052 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,626 I could use a friend. 1053 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:23,213 Okay, that's an awkward thing    to say, and we barely-- 1054 00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:25,006 -But, yeah, I could.         -Of course. 1055 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,550 Yes, I-I get it. What's up? 1056 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:33,431 Something uncomfortable happened  with my team leader 1057 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,016 on my first day. 1058 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,227 I reported it to HR, 1059 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:40,313 but she told me I either had    to suck it up or switch teams. 1060 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,113 Switch teams. 1061 00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:52,575 Shit. 1062 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,371 I love this work. 1063 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,541 Plus, then, like,      I'm the one being punished 1064 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,127 for the shit he did.         His misconduct. 1065 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,798 I feel for you, I do. 1066 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,299 And I... 1067 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,926 I fucking relate. 1068 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,387 The situation sucks. 1069 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,852 But you chose Uber,         not the ACLU. 1070 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,562 And we basically signed up 1071 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,647 to work in the middle        of Mardi Gras. 1072 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:25,400 We're not gonna show our tits    for a bunch of beads, 1073 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:29,904 but, you know, there's nothing    we can do to stop the parade. 1074 00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,417 Oh. 1075 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:03,980 What if I were to tell you 1076 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:07,317 to not completely kill        the old build, 1077 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:10,195 but to leave it working      underneath the new build? 1078 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,780 And somehow, like,        make it undetectable. 1079 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,407 You mean.... 1080 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,827 How would you do it? 1081 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,662 Uh, I... 1082 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:23,500 I would set up a geofence      around Apple HQ. 1083 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:30,298 So anyone looking at Uber's app  from Cupertino 1084 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,592 won't be able to see     the privacy-violating code. 1085 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:33,676 Mm-hmm. 1086 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:39,015 It would look         something like this. 1087 00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,231 But outside the geofence? 1088 00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,982 We're still collecting        the user data. 1089 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,151 Wow. That's a fucking good idea. 1090 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:55,156 Do it. 1091 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:57,033 Do it quickly and alone. 1092 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:59,452 That is the build  we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue. 1093 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:19,847 All right,       couple of announcements 1094 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,224 before we get        to scheduled matters. 1095 00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,101 Number one,       I fully expect our build 1096 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:26,020 to be approved       by the App Store today. 1097 00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:29,107 We have made sure that there are  no violations of policy, 1098 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,858 no intrusions of privacy. 1099 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,652 None. 1100 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,404 Privacy breaches          have been removed. 1101 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,072 Not accessing cameras,        locations or contacts. 1102 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,241 Good. As it should be.        Approved. 1103 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:40,994 Excellent. 1104 00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:42,579 Yep, just got the news. 1105 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,706 So if you want,      you can check your phones. 1106 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:47,041 The build is live.        It should be on there. 1107 00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,301 Number two,       I am directing resources 1108 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,261 towards autonomous vehicles. 1109 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:02,265 And I believe I've aligned on a  great engineer to head that up. 1110 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:07,937 I just sent Google        my resignation letter. 1111 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,942 My 20 best techs     are fucking leaving with me. 1112 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,777 Fuck, yes, dude.           Okay... 1113 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,988 we wait for the right time,     not too long. 1114 01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,199 Then we acquire you. 1115 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:25,121 Larry and Sergey      are gonna shit themselves. 1116 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:27,373 Larry and Sergey are gonna      shit themselves. 1117 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:29,125 More on that later, 1118 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,918 but I think it'll go a long way 1119 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,963 to rendering our current    tipping discussion irrelevant. 1120 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,965 Well, and we will have        that discussion. 1121 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,594 Long way from ideating        to driverless cars. 1122 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,305 To that end, uh... 1123 01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,515 the first real order         of business tonight 1124 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:48,936 is a vote on bringing in TPG     as a Series C investor, 1125 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:51,814 which will also allow        Mr. David Bonderman 1126 01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,149 a seat on the board. 1127 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:55,026 TPG will also get         a second board seat 1128 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:57,487 to be appointed          by Travis and me. 1129 01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:58,821 All in favor? 1130 01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:01,949 Yeah. 1131 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:04,118 Welcome aboard, Bondo. 1132 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:09,332 David, might you be thinking     about anyone in particular 1133 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,667 for that second seat? 1134 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:13,169 Oh, David and I, 1135 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:15,672 we've already decided        on the second seat. 1136 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,176 Why don't you meet       our newest board member. 1137 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,607 David! 1138 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,948 Lovely to see you again,       Arianna. 1139 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:48,871 No one's smarter or more attuned  to the moods of the populace 1140 01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,415 at a given time. 1141 01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,709 It's like she's psychic. 1142 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,877 Plus, this little girl        right here 1143 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:57,672 makes one mean            Greek omelet. 1144 01:01:57,714 --> 01:02:00,717 Hmm. I am thrilled         by Uber's potential 1145 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,052 to make the world          a better place, 1146 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:05,471 and to support Travis's vision    in doing it. 1147 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:07,682 Thank you, Arianna. 1148 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,852 So now I have full confidence    in this board's ability 1149 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:15,690 to decide what's best        for Uber. 1150 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:19,569 Should we, uh, have that vote    on tipping now, Billy? 1151 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,620 Withdrawn. 1152 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:35,918 House of Jealous Lovers 1153 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:45,094 You aren't just a boss,    you are a motherfucking boss! 1154 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,096 You did it! 1155 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,473 Family business! 1156 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:49,766 Settled! 1157 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:54,228 -Hey, yo, where's Gabi? 1158 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,773 Um... 1159 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:59,317 Fuck it.          Let's just go out. 1160 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,444 Get some Ubers, let's go  to a club of the adult variety. 1161 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,696 -Oh, Gold Club!           -Gold Club! 1162 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,032 Tits on Travis!           Tits on Travis! 1163 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,785 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1164 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:12,789 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!  Tits on Travis! 1165 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,792 Tits on Travis!           Tits on Travis! 1166 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:18,294 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 1167 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,182 What the fuck? 1168 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:21,566 -Yeah, you get fucked up. 1169 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:22,900 All right. 1170 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,193 We can make it. 1171 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:27,738 Ready? 1172 01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,783 Yo, man. 1173 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,506 I know who you are. 1174 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,883 I'm me, man. 1175 01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:48,885 Thanks for all you do,        brother. 1176 01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,562 Eddy? Eddy... 1177 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:02,023 this is a screenshot        of their actual build. 1178 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:14,744 Tim, you're not        gonna believe the shit 1179 01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:15,953 Uber's trying to pull.