1 00:00:08,095 --> 00:00:09,444 She was dead tired. 2 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,404 Her paws were dead tired. 3 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:16,103 Even her tail was dead tired. 4 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:19,584 Mog thought, "I wanna sleep forever." 5 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,326 And so she did. 6 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:25,677 Isn't this a bit young for you? 7 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:30,073 Sometimes he still likes it. 8 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,770 Sometimes I still like it. 9 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,122 Are you all right, son? 10 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,602 Your dad was okay, you know? 11 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,082 - Yeah. - He was okay. 12 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:40,953 Yeah. 13 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:49,310 Kerry! 14 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,230 What? 15 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,060 Careful now. 16 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:02,453 Talk to me. 17 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,457 Gerri! 18 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:08,720 - Where are you, Gerri? - Wow. 19 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,374 That was actually a perfect roll. 20 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:14,639 Yeah, Gerri! 21 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:19,731 No. It doesn'’t seem right. I don'’t want Tennessee Avenue. 22 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:20,863 My turn, then. 23 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,127 Please be caught. 24 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,651 And once again, I'm on your shit. 25 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,958 - Ooh, that'll be me. - Hmm. 26 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,482 One-fifty. 27 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,137 You know, I know what you tried to do with Dad. 28 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,530 What? Uh-- I thought that... 29 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,053 would've kinda been your dream, Rome, 30 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,273 me fucking Gerri with your dick. 31 00:01:39,273 --> 00:01:41,275 Come on, dick pickler. Pay up. 32 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,541 Seven, hey, that was perfect. 33 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:49,892 - Hey. Get-out-of-jail-free card. - Hmm. 34 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,808 CONNOR ROY: You wanna sell that? 35 00:01:52,808 --> 00:01:55,550 Oh, waitress service. Okay. 36 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:59,380 I shall have a Cuba Libre and a club sandwich, please. 37 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:02,339 Oh, okay. Well, let me, uh, grab a couple of kid's menus 38 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,862 and I'll be right back. 39 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,473 Okay. 40 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:08,171 The service here is weird and slow... 41 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:10,130 and fucking my dad. 42 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,783 You still into this, Will? 43 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,569 You wanna take a turn around the gardens? 44 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:17,049 Mm... No, I'm good. 45 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,616 Oh, come on, Willa! Marry him. 46 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,444 He's probably got, like, ten years left in him 47 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:23,360 and then it's all gravy. 48 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,015 to become the subject of table chat, okay? 49 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,235 Okay, I have to go. Can I give my properties to Shiv? 50 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:31,368 - No. No! - No! No. 51 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:34,719 Okay, uh, the silly Forbes profile piece. 52 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,678 I'm turning ATN Citizens into a cash machine 53 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:40,943 and they wanna know how I did it. 54 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:44,381 Well "bigot spigot" is a little reductive and unfair, 55 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,817 but anyway, goodbye. 56 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:48,733 - Bye, Tom. - Bye-bye. 57 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,126 Will do. 58 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:54,261 - Shiv. - What? 59 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:57,002 - What? I was only stealing so I could win. 60 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,352 Yeah, cheating's part of it. 61 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:00,310 Oh, look-- Shiv, do you think 62 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,573 that stealing is what good people do? 63 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:04,140 Stealing? Cheating at Monopoly? 64 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,533 - Come on. Hmm. - Oh, come on. 65 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,799 Yes, I will be nice to Kurt Cobain 66 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,366 of the fucking floaties. 67 00:03:12,366 --> 00:03:13,715 - Hi. - Hey. 68 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,456 He's just coming. Uh... 69 00:03:15,456 --> 00:03:17,240 He needs a minute. 70 00:03:21,418 --> 00:03:22,724 It was nothing. 71 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:23,986 Sure. 72 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,988 But, hey, you know, 73 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,946 if you find him in the pool again, 74 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:29,426 there's a C-note in it for you 75 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,906 to just let him sink, okay? 76 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,259 He's basically fine, they just kept him overnight to... 77 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:40,742 'cause I don't speak Italian, but... 78 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,178 no media pick-up, 79 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,833 so, all good. 80 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:45,834 Good. 81 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,535 Ooh. 82 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,322 - Hey. - Kenny. 83 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:56,627 - Hey! - What's up, Ken? 84 00:03:56,627 --> 00:04:00,109 - Hey. - Hey. 85 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:05,288 All good. 86 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,290 Well, I think we will make a song and dance. 87 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,118 - You nearly drowned, Ken. - Oh. 88 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,947 No, he just fell off an air bed. 89 00:04:11,947 --> 00:04:13,427 - No biggie. - Yeah? 90 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:19,215 Okay. I'm just gonna grab my kids, I guess, uh... 91 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,478 Uh-- They can stay here, I'm sure, tonight, 92 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:25,308 if it's easier. 93 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,658 I guess we'll see you at the royal wedding then. 94 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,094 Maybe. 95 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,705 I might need to get home. 96 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:32,359 I'm talking to new lawyers. 97 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,186 New lawyers? Like, new new lawyers? 98 00:04:34,186 --> 00:04:36,276 Yeah. Well, I can't really say, but, yeah, 99 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,800 just so you know, uh, 100 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,282 we're... Yeah, we're discussing putting everything, 101 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,762 like all the papers and all my communications 102 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,851 for the last five years, up on my Insta. 103 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,157 On Insta? 104 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,245 - Ken. 105 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:54,685 Vanity Fair might be doing a big thing with me. 106 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:57,209 - The whole thing, so... - Mm-hmm. 107 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,124 Yeah, I don't know, whatever. I'm ready to... 108 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,301 I'm just-- I'm ready to really get into it all. 109 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,566 Yeah, thanks for... 110 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:07,872 Thanks. Okay, kids, let's go! 111 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:09,831 Let's go! 112 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:11,963 They're coming. 113 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,357 All right, man. 114 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:20,842 He... ...seems good? 115 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,670 Oh, man. 116 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,411 We have been talking to-- to Vanity Fair, 117 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:26,064 but it's-- it's mostly us calling them. 118 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,851 Hey, Dad! You good? We good? 119 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,679 Uh-- Do you want me on that call? 120 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:32,854 - No. - Okay. 121 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,899 Go on, Karl. What? 122 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:38,599 DOJ is gonna likely hit us with an historic fine. 123 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,905 GoJo's market cap has overtaken ours. 124 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:44,648 Okay. 125 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:48,173 GoJo's board may be considering entertaining other options. 126 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:52,569 - What-- What? - Yeah. 127 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:57,182 Or is GoJo-- Rome, do you know? 128 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:59,446 Okay, don't get all sweaty, Betty. 129 00:05:59,446 --> 00:06:02,231 I'm gonna figure it out, and I'll drop you an email, okay? 130 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,972 - Thanks. - I'’m gonna see Matsson, 131 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,889 get inside this. 132 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,717 No. Stay here and play with your dick. 133 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:14,635 Uh-- I can come with you, Dad. 134 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,593 No, come on, Tumbledown. 135 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,073 He's your pal. 136 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:21,076 Let's go see Hans Christian Anderfuck 137 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:24,166 and see if he's been telling us fucking fairy tales. 138 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,448 You okay? 139 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,416 Good-looking woman, huh? 140 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,026 Yeah. 141 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,028 Yup. 142 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:19,994 So, what is it, son? 143 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,300 Are you scared of pussy? 144 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,609 Is it all screens or up the ass with you or what? 145 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,829 Jesus, no, God, Dad, can we not-- 146 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:33,050 That's... 147 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:35,226 - It's all good. - Yeah. Well, it's just fucking. 148 00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,622 If you need to get straightened out, 149 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,102 get straightened out. 150 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,712 - Okay? - Yeah. 151 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:45,802 I don't wanna know. 152 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:03,864 Welcome. 153 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:04,821 Hey. 154 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,478 Likewise. 155 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,786 Thank you for coming. 156 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,439 Not at all. 157 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,441 So, what do you think? 158 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,009 Are we doing this fucking merger or not? 159 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,621 Wow. Just, uh, straight in there, huh? 160 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,405 Oh, yeah, well, you know, I'm old. 161 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:26,974 What do you want? 162 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,367 No, I like it. I get bored easily. 163 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,456 Yeah, everything is boring, isn't it? 164 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,284 Yeah, everything is pretty fucking boring. 165 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,547 Except this. 166 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,375 - Yeah, you got me interested. - How interested? 167 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:45,514 I mean, I've seen how your price is, 168 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,863 but if we stay tight, 169 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:49,953 So... 170 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,655 - Do you wanna sit down? Yeah. - Uh-- Sure. 171 00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,527 Uh, Zuckerberg once-- 172 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,007 - Do you know Mark, by the way? - Uh-huh. 173 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:01,878 Well, he once told me that, um, 174 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,143 they wanted to make all the slaves wear something 175 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,623 so they could identify them. 176 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:11,583 - Uh-huh. - It's just up here. 177 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,977 Like a cloak or whatever. 178 00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:16,110 But then they decided not to do it. 179 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,373 - And do you know why? - Hmm? 180 00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,202 Because they realized if all the slaves dressed the same, 181 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,639 they would see how many of them there were, 182 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,468 and they'd rise up and kill their masters. 183 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,992 Yeah, we don't, we don't love Mark. 184 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,560 So what? Does he have a kid in Malaysia 185 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,170 reading history for him now? 186 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:36,086 I don't know. 187 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,698 But the point is, if-- if we wanna survive, 188 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,090 you and I, then... 189 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,962 we need a hell of a lot of little folks 190 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,442 running around shitting us data, 191 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:47,184 you know, for the eyeballs, for the revenue, for the scale. 192 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,928 No offense, but I don't think you have the technology 193 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,843 or the orientation to get there. 194 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,803 And you don't have the content. 195 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,674 Well, maybe not, but... 196 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,720 we're flying like a fucking rocket ship, 197 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,200 and you're sinking like a lead balloon. 198 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,941 What's your churn like? 199 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,335 Yeah, we hear you have problems with binge and burn. 200 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,250 We got the good stuff. 201 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,949 Sure, sure, some of your content is pretty cool, I guess, but... 202 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,430 business-wise, it's time for you to beef up or sell out. 203 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:21,436 A-- And you can't become a tech player 204 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,874 Whoa, he is in great shape. You know who he's fucking? 205 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,573 I don't wanna be rude because you're a legend. 206 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,016 Tank man. 207 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,582 So, you want me to come in your sauna 208 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,584 and tell you what a pretty pecker you got? 209 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,761 I'm just really excited about the future. 210 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,632 So am I. 211 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:44,720 Yeah, but... 212 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,071 are you? Really? 213 00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:51,205 Well, that's something you say, isn't it? 214 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,122 No, but I am excited. 215 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:57,777 But... 216 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,606 America... 217 00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,091 When I arrived, there were these gentle giants 218 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,137 smelling of fucking gold and milk. 219 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,141 Now look at them. 220 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,533 Fat as fuck, 221 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:19,146 scrawny on meth or yoga. 222 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,282 I don't know. 223 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,502 I don't know. 224 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,160 Go on. Talk to me. 225 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,034 Your company and mine. 226 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,645 But, you know, 227 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,430 the street loves us. We're... 228 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,910 We're a strong buy. 229 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,129 We're up and we're staying there. 230 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,088 And you, you have this, uh... 231 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,916 this fine and all this other bullshit. 232 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,309 You're hurt... 233 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,658 or maybe you're tired. 234 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,753 Now, if-- if that's an option, if that's something you would consider, 235 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,581 then let's talk. 236 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,540 But if you wanna tell me to go fuck myself, 237 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,455 tell me to go fuck myself. 238 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,240 You're not fucking serious. 239 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,025 I would make everything nice for you. 240 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,591 I could pay you out, or if you want 241 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,072 control inside or outside of the assets you love, 242 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,078 I would want you to maintain prestige. 243 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,645 I'm not about making you small. 244 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,649 But you'd rule the roost. 245 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,434 It would be your board. 246 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,219 But I would structure it... 247 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,394 so fucking nice for you. 248 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,138 I notice you're not punching me in the nose. 249 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,667 - I don't know. - What are you thinking? 250 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,235 I'm not telling you what I'm fucking thinking. 251 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,193 Well, I know what you're fucking thinking. 252 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,848 You're thinking every bit of me wants to tell this... 253 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,372 slab of gravlax 254 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,201 to go fuck himself, 255 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:01,378 except for the bit that knows that every word he says is true. 256 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:06,862 I don't know, I'm not sure I can swallow this. 257 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,343 If this is a family thing, I get it. 258 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:12,041 I-- I-- appreciate the anxiety. 259 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,651 And in terms of your son, 260 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,219 he would be essential to the integration process. 261 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,917 One hundred percent crucial. 262 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,924 As for the rest, your top team, 263 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,535 I-- I'd be happy to assess each according to their abilities. 264 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,016 This is not happening. 265 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,062 Right. 266 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,761 No. 267 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,460 No, I see that. Understood. 268 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:42,942 It was worth asking, huh? 269 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,641 But listen, do you wanna... 270 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,469 Do you wanna stick around for a bit? 271 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,471 We can see if the old deal has a shape, 272 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,126 side snacks, maybe. 273 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:57,869 I might be interested in. 274 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,611 An asset swap sort of thing. 275 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,013 Roman. Uh... You'd better get back. 276 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,364 You know, your mom and all her brouhaha for tomorrow. 277 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,844 All right, yeah, sure thing, sure thing. 278 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,280 Don't wanna miss the old nuptials. 279 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,893 Wait, but yeah? You want... 280 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,722 Well, yeah, my mom's getting remarried to a bowl of porridge 281 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:27,029 and it's all terribly moving, so I should probably... 282 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,468 - See you over there, Pop. - Mm. 283 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,521 Excuse me for one second. 284 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,648 - Hey! So? - Hey. 285 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:25,087 So? How was the Monopoly? 286 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,742 - Merger of equals? - Merger of equals? 287 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,787 Well, is it happening or not? Rome? 288 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,572 Um-- I was not alerted 289 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,575 to this merger of equals possibility. 290 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,534 Mattson wants to de-platform guys like me, 291 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,884 round up the maverick thinkers into his digital gulag. 292 00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,974 Um-- If you don't mind, 293 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,454 so I can't really think about that shit right now. 294 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:49,938 - Hey. - Hi. 295 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,422 - So, what is this? - Just take a seat. 296 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,340 Okay. 297 00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:05,823 So... 298 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,740 we just wanted to get together 299 00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,873 to let you know that we love you. 300 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,572 What? 301 00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:18,227 - Right? - I love you straight up. 302 00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:21,404 I mean, I... suppose I don't want you to die, so... 303 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:23,537 yeah. 304 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,147 What is this? What's the angle? 305 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,366 No angle. 306 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,672 We're worried that you... 307 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,935 consciously or subconsciously tried to... 308 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:34,548 Are you trying to shut me down? 309 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,027 and that's not cool. 310 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,855 - I fell off an inflatable. - Okay. 311 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,512 Is this an intervention? 312 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,474 Why do you get to do an intervention on me? 313 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,866 Seriously? 314 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,912 Well, you need an intervention. 315 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:53,044 You need an intervention, you need an intervention. 316 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,091 Yeah, totally, yeah, yeah, 317 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,614 We'll do me tomorrow. Yeah? 318 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:01,705 Yeah, suicides jump the line. 319 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,925 You're addicted to booze and to drugs 320 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,884 and relationships and sex and work and the family drama. 321 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,539 No, sorry, no, I mean, look-- look who's fucking here. 322 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,411 I-- I-- I don't see it. 323 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,674 You, you don't have any standing. 324 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:16,590 So, listen, you guys can take this little committee 325 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,505 of public fucking safety and fuck off. 326 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:20,681 You need to stop trying to kill Pop. 327 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,597 Okay? You're selfish, 328 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,599 - you're self- centered-- - Connor, can-- Just-- 329 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,949 - What? - Just... 330 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,342 - No, you can, just... - No, it's... 331 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,735 Let me lead, yeah? 332 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,392 Okay. Okay, look. 333 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,530 But I just-- I-- I feel... 334 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,055 everything I've done... 335 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,231 has been with good intentions, 336 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,452 and I-- I do think this is actually about... 337 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,716 all of you and your shit more than me. 338 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,848 It-- It sounds like I'm-- I'm-- I'm... 339 00:19:57,848 --> 00:19:59,285 being defensive, but I'm not. 340 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,069 I'm-- I'm-- I'm saying I'm hearing you. 341 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,464 But it's like, do you have any idea... 342 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,772 as the eldest son 343 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:15,344 to be... 344 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:16,302 you know... 345 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,740 - just have it taken? - Yeah. 346 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,572 What was that? 347 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:29,750 I am the eldest son. 348 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,101 Well, yeah, obviously, Con, but you know what he means. 349 00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,277 I am the eldest son! 350 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,454 And no one told me about this fucking merger of fucking equals. 351 00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:42,458 And what if I wanna take over? 352 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:46,636 Eas-- Easy, Con. 353 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:47,985 And I must be considered, 354 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,509 and I need to be taken into account. 355 00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,076 Con, we're-- we're talking about... 356 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:54,253 - what I actually lost. - Shut up. 357 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,428 What, you're hurt? 358 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,910 I didn't see Pop for three years, 359 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,564 but your spoon wasn't shiny enough, 360 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,873 Well, it is not all about you. 361 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,702 - I thought you loved me. - Asshole! 362 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,530 I do love you. I love all three of you pricks, 363 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,706 but what do I get from you chumps but chump change? 364 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:15,186 Fucking chump change. Well, fuck you. 365 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,150 And no one... 366 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:27,286 No one. 367 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,637 But I am... 368 00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,726 the eldest son of our father. 369 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:36,120 I am. 370 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:38,601 Me. 371 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,041 He is him. 372 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:45,956 Fuck off! 373 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,617 No, no, it's the other one. 374 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:55,966 It's coming, it's coming for you. 375 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,362 - You okay, Con? - Yeah, yeah. 376 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,278 Just a little tired. 377 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:09,240 Sorry about the tossing and turning, 378 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,504 The AC. Yeah. Sure. 379 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,075 I'm gonna lose ATN to a goddamn Swede, 380 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:20,556 so my campaign is fucked, and you're gonna leave me. 381 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:22,341 And I love you. 382 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,081 So, yeah. 383 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,693 Yeah, that and the AC. 384 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:30,697 Come on! 385 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,135 - Con? - What? 386 00:22:35,702 --> 00:22:36,833 You're a nice man. 387 00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:39,140 Right. Thanks. 388 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:44,754 You know what? 389 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:47,366 Fuck it. 390 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,503 As-- As in? 391 00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:59,682 Fuck it! 392 00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:01,292 - Really? - Yeah, why not? 393 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,642 You know, we'll have fun. 394 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,644 Fuck it, right? 395 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,170 - Hell yeah. 396 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:11,825 Fuck it! 397 00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:14,741 - Mr. Roy? 398 00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,789 - Fuck it, huh? - Fuck it! 399 00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,574 Fuck it forever! 400 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,318 Fuck it! 401 00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,211 - Hi. - Hi, Karl. How you doing? 402 00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:54,215 How's the Wi-Fi? 403 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,522 Great. Rural Tuscany, real business hub. 404 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,265 Like his, uh... How's his blood sugar? 405 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:02,876 Yeah. He's amazing, as always. 406 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:05,444 Oh, yeah, of course. Powerhouse. Remarkable. 407 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,414 Have you seen Dad? 408 00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,285 - Hmm? - Is he coming? 409 00:24:21,285 --> 00:24:23,940 Is Dad coming, Rome? Do you know? 410 00:24:23,940 --> 00:24:27,553 - Is the deal good? - Yeah. All will be revealed. 411 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,076 - All will be revealed. 412 00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,773 The fuck does that mean? 413 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,296 Who made you the Wizard of Fuck? 414 00:24:33,254 --> 00:24:35,822 Um... 415 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:37,998 Do you not think one last check with Mom? 416 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:44,004 Right. It's just... I don't know if he's, you know, a hernia. 417 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:45,832 - Hey, Peter. - Hi. 418 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,834 - Yeah. - Good luck. 419 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,792 You're not sure if he's the one? 420 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:51,315 I'm worried about the prenup, okay? 421 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,708 She has a prenup. 422 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:56,277 - She had her-- Yes! - She does? 423 00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:58,584 the London flat that Dad gave her. 424 00:24:58,584 --> 00:24:59,889 Well, what if he poisons her? 425 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,369 What if he pushes her down the stairs 426 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:02,892 to get this flat he so desires? 427 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,764 Oh, yeah. And what if, worse, 428 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,940 he fucks her with his dick? 429 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,464 Fucks her so good that she dies? 430 00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,901 How you doing, children? 431 00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,686 Do you mind chatting with Comfrey? 432 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:16,471 I wanna check in on the princess. 433 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,995 "The princess" now? I thought she was a contessa. 434 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:20,823 Yeah, but I guess through her dad, 435 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:24,218 she's, like, eighth in line for the throne of Luxembourg? 436 00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:28,352 Eighth in line? 437 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,441 from becoming Europe's weirdest king! 438 00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:33,793 Don't be silly. 439 00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:35,316 and you'll be the king of Luxembourg. 440 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:36,665 You'd sound like a fancy cookie. 441 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,449 It's actually a Grand Duchy. 442 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,455 It's, I guess, really complicated. 443 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:48,416 She doesn't like to talk about it, 444 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,852 Um... 445 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,071 Oh, see. Now? 446 00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:52,855 - Roman! - Get in there, Greg. 447 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:55,205 If Roman marries her, he'll invade France. 448 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:05,564 Hold on. 449 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,006 Yeah, yeah. 450 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:16,270 - I'll send your regrets. - Hmm. 451 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:23,930 Kerry, I won't eat down there, 452 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:26,889 I will take my omelet in my room, on my return. 453 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,717 - Of course. I'll let them know. - Thank you. 454 00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,898 Sorry. Sorry. 455 00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:37,552 I didn't delay things, did I? 456 00:26:37,552 --> 00:26:41,077 PETER MUNION: No worries, Kendall. 457 00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:44,515 - You don't know where, um-- - Sorry. 458 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,430 that Logan is not gonna make it. 459 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,607 You might have to just make do with me. Sorry. 460 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,130 - How about that? 461 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:52,567 Darling. 462 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:06,625 - Hey. - Hmm? 463 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,713 - Rome. - Yeah? 464 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:12,892 - I have an idea. - Mm-hmm? 465 00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,458 Yeah, fuck off. 466 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,330 No, how romantic would it be? 467 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:18,114 Imagine that, if you could marry Mommy 468 00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:20,508 - on her wedding day? - Yeah, yeah. 469 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:22,597 Or tell them a reason that they can't be married. 470 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:25,165 Because she's the only one 471 00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,296 Mm-hmm? 472 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:36,655 Welcome family, friends, and loved ones. 473 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:40,397 We are gathered here today in the face of this company 474 00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:43,618 for the wedding of Peter Timothy Munga Munion 475 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:47,666 and Caroline Alexandra Helena St. John Collingwood. 476 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,885 - Oh, she's really feeling it, huh? 477 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,931 - I love weddings. - Me, too. 478 00:27:51,931 --> 00:27:53,802 ...the formal commitment they make to one another... 479 00:27:55,064 --> 00:27:57,676 - Jesus, what is she on? - Yeah. 480 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,634 - - Fucking kill me now. 481 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,205 Okay. Uh-- Hi. 482 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:07,598 Uh-- My mom has... 483 00:28:07,598 --> 00:28:09,252 ...has asked me to say a few words. 484 00:28:09,252 --> 00:28:14,649 Just a second. 485 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:16,999 "Shit." "No." "What?" "Bitch." 486 00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:20,263 And, uh... 487 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,049 other words like "totally" and "unprepared." 488 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,267 - Right. 489 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,878 So, what can I say about my mom? 490 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,401 Well... 491 00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:29,142 she's been a constant in my life. 492 00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:35,757 Eh... 493 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,716 ...which I guess is testament to... 494 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,588 what a remarkable and... 495 00:28:40,588 --> 00:28:44,461 ...complicated and interesting person that she is. 496 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:48,117 And I have no doubt, Peter, that you will never be bored 497 00:28:48,117 --> 00:28:49,597 in the brief time that you're married. 498 00:28:55,864 --> 00:29:01,261 And you're a lucky guy. 499 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,524 I hope that your marriage 500 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:08,485 is as rich and happy, rewarding, and fulfilling as mine. 501 00:29:08,485 --> 00:29:13,055 So, here's to, uh, the bride and groom. 502 00:29:13,055 --> 00:29:14,970 - The bride and groom! - The bride and groom! 503 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,503 Do you think, uh... 504 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,292 - Mm. - I mean... 505 00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:33,989 what if it's all fallen apart? 506 00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,643 Yeah? Dad's back, 507 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,688 - so why isn't he here? - Oh, relax. 508 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,255 It's, uh-- It's cool beans. 509 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:43,259 Since when do you say "cool beans"? 510 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,826 You don't have a fucking clue, do you? 511 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,262 - Hmm. Hmm. - Hey, hey, hey. 512 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,568 - Hey. - Hi. 513 00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,570 Hey, uh, listen, I think we should, uh, 514 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,137 - say sorry for-- - No, doesn't matter. 515 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:55,097 Doesn't matter. 516 00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:57,926 - Okay. - Yeah. 517 00:29:57,926 --> 00:30:00,102 to the greatest gal in the world. 518 00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:02,061 - No. - Oh. She said yes? 519 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,453 Wow, you finally ground her down, huh? 520 00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:08,067 Congrats, man. 521 00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:13,289 Yeah. She know where Dad is? 522 00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:15,639 That is another dried penis 523 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:17,467 from one of the great men of history, correct? 524 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,991 No. Maca root. 525 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:21,602 For Dad's smoothie. 526 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:23,082 Mm-hmm? 527 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:24,692 Why is Kerry sandbagging? 528 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:27,651 He's working on his baby batter. 529 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:30,480 - What's that? - Maca root. Almond butter. 530 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,569 Dad's putting together 531 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:35,224 a more adhesive and potent gloop. 532 00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,661 Working on his fucking-- 533 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,969 - Are you fucking with me right now? - No! 534 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,753 He's gonna be rocking sperms like a little catfish. 535 00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,494 - Oh, my fuck. 536 00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:46,496 - Dad's scrambling the fighters. - Yeah. 537 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,324 - With Maca root. - No. Fucking-- Come on. 538 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:50,109 Not good. No, you don't tangle with the root 539 00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:51,762 unless you're firing up the siege engines. 540 00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:52,894 - Uh. - Jesus. 541 00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:57,116 - I feel ill. - Do you? 542 00:30:57,116 --> 00:31:00,771 - Thanks. - Anyway, 543 00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,991 Okay. Well, we need a plan to kill this baby. 544 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:07,474 Uh... Yeah. 545 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:08,823 Hey. What's going on? 546 00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,520 Uh... Nothing. 547 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,088 Just Dad cranking up the trebuchet. 548 00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:15,134 - What? - Trying for a baby. 549 00:31:15,134 --> 00:31:16,570 - What? - Mm. 550 00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:18,050 Maybe that's what he's doing right now. 551 00:31:18,050 --> 00:31:19,225 Yeah. Maybe. 552 00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,835 He's in the spawn chamber, 553 00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:22,924 issuing his hell seed. Sure. I could see it. 554 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:25,579 Well, maybe we should get cracking? Space race? 555 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:26,928 What? You two? 556 00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,235 - Should we say? - No, no, no, no, no. 557 00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:32,325 - I know for a fact... - Babe, stop. 558 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:33,761 she would have-- That would've happened by now. 559 00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:36,285 She has had a lot of sex with a lot of men. 560 00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,113 We may be freezing. 561 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:39,593 - Oh, you may be freezing? - Yeah. 562 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,639 You know why she's making you wait, right? 563 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:43,989 She's gonna make you carry it. 564 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:46,905 - Uh-huh. Very funny. - Yeah. 565 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,689 and then squeeze your little Tommy tits 566 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:51,518 for man milk. 567 00:31:51,518 --> 00:31:53,999 I just heard that Larry Vansitart's PJ 568 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,437 landed at La Dante 569 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,438 - What? - Yeah. 570 00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:01,310 Larry Vansitart? 571 00:32:01,310 --> 00:32:05,401 Why would Matsson-- 572 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,012 I'm trying to get a fix. 573 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,797 And Greg has been contacted by some assistants. 574 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:13,714 - Greg has? - Greg. 575 00:32:13,714 --> 00:32:16,891 - Okay. All right. - Rome? 576 00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:18,806 This could be any number of things. I think it's fine. 577 00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:22,027 I'm gonna hit Kerry. Could you, um, talk to Marcia, maybe? 578 00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,942 Yeah. Sure. I'll scale the... 579 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,639 north face of the fucking Eiger. 580 00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,642 Jesus fuck. 581 00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,426 I mean, I guess I tried to feel better 582 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,863 by giving a lot of money to... 583 00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:35,431 - environmental charities. - Oh, yeah? 584 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,129 Which-- Or, like, to-- 585 00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,521 to-- Not Greenpeace? 586 00:32:38,521 --> 00:32:40,523 No. Friends of the Earth. 587 00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:42,177 Okay. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. 588 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,353 - Mm-hmm. - No, I, uh-- 589 00:32:44,353 --> 00:32:46,660 I have some beef with Greenpeace. 590 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:49,750 Uh-- Long story, but they're bad. 591 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,187 Yeah. One guy in Greenland just cashing checks 592 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:55,799 and eating penguins 593 00:32:55,799 --> 00:32:57,323 Feel free to cut him down dead, by the way. 594 00:32:57,323 --> 00:33:00,543 We are actually having an interesting talk. 595 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:05,026 Yeah, I'm sure you are. Um... 596 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,332 and you don't need to listen 597 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,507 - to the pauper. - Oh. 598 00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,117 It's not for your royal ears. 599 00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:11,772 - No. No. No. De no. - ROMAN: No-de-no? 600 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:15,602 No-de-no, my friend. 601 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:18,474 I think you'd agree, Roman, that you're s-- a self-admitted, 602 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,302 uh... 603 00:33:20,302 --> 00:33:22,696 Sorry, I don't know how you'd say this in your language, 604 00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,351 but, uh-- but a, uh... uh... 605 00:33:25,351 --> 00:33:27,135 a sexual pervert. 606 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:30,747 - You're an... - Right? 607 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,358 Funny guy. 608 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,142 All jokes aside, 609 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:36,449 uh, I heard that you may have been getting some tremors 610 00:33:36,449 --> 00:33:37,928 on the assistant loop. This true? 611 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:42,194 A call went out on LackeySlack 612 00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:43,760 because there are a number of advisors 613 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,372 in town from LionTree, apparently. 614 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:48,417 And they don't like the feel of the... 615 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:50,724 hard Italian pillows? 616 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:52,378 So-- But that's a-- It's a private chat, so-- 617 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,032 Yeah, shut up, all right. Thank you. 618 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,756 - Hey. Excuse me. Uh... - Hey. 619 00:34:22,756 --> 00:34:24,584 Um... Nothing. 620 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,369 Nothing? 621 00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:29,110 And, uh, why are you lying? 622 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,633 Did he tell you to lie? 623 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,461 I have no idea what you're talking about. 624 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,813 Because that's an incredibly stupid idea. 625 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,641 - Hey. - It'll be born old, 626 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:42,776 attached to a walker. 627 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,691 And I think Karl and Frank are in Europe. 628 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,041 Uh-- What the fuck, Rome? What is-- 629 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:48,086 Are we being fucked? 630 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,304 - Mm-hmm. - Karl? 631 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:53,961 Hey, Karl, how you doing? Where are you, man? 632 00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:58,748 At the office? In your office? 633 00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,794 Great, well, I'll leave you to get on with your office job, 634 00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:02,970 then, you motherfucker. 635 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:04,711 - Marcia? Anything? - Uh-- No. 636 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,495 She's throwing out bullshit. 637 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,977 Did you see Gerri? 638 00:35:09,977 --> 00:35:11,761 - This is ugly, Rome. - Mm-hmm. 639 00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:20,030 - Um-- So... - What? 640 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:23,077 Matsson did float, ju-- as an idea, 641 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:30,215 Mm-hmm. 642 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,564 Uh... 643 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,262 And what did Dad say? 644 00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:35,481 Fuck off! 645 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,659 Mm-hmm? But he stuck around? 646 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:42,792 He stuck around, yeah. 647 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:47,493 - Why the fuck didn't you tell me this earlier? - Yeah. 648 00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,934 Hey. Hey, Ken. 649 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,850 Uh-- We might need to talk. Company stuff. 650 00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,202 I don't-- I'm not interested, Shiv. 651 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:03,639 Okay. Yeah, sure. 652 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:05,946 But this is fucking important, okay? 653 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,513 Five minutes, please. 654 00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:10,777 Just-- We need your line to Frank or Stewy maybe. 655 00:36:12,953 --> 00:36:14,737 Kendall, I wouldn't ask you if it wasn't important. 656 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:23,398 Come on. 657 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,705 Hurry the fuck up! 658 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:49,511 Okay. Well, Dad is doing us dirty, right? 659 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,296 Can you not make it a thing right away, okay? 660 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,949 We actually don't-- We don't know yet. 661 00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,825 of them eating us, 662 00:36:58,825 --> 00:37:00,218 but I think he was flying a kite. 663 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,263 Dad kind of shut it down. 664 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,830 Okay, he "kind of" shut it down? 665 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:05,745 Because a moment ago, he told him to fuck off! 666 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,529 Okay. Well, I didn't keep track of the exact number 667 00:37:07,529 --> 00:37:09,488 of expletives he used, Siobhan, okay? 668 00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:13,535 I'm not a fuckometer. 669 00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:14,971 so he's looking for financing. 670 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:17,060 Dad is huddled with Karl and Frank. 671 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,801 - Mm-hmm? - Our market caps have tipped. 672 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:21,500 The local town's been bought out by a new set of advisors. 673 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,023 Something has flipped! 674 00:37:23,023 --> 00:37:24,720 Yeah. Yeah. But... 675 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,201 Dad would never sell, would he? 676 00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:29,421 Hey, asshole, Dad would never sell, right? 677 00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:31,379 - I don't know. - I mean, would he? 678 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:38,256 Would we get fucking protection? 679 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:43,739 Can you guys just do this without me? 680 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:45,698 Yeah? I ca-- I-- I don't wanna get into it. 681 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:50,137 Wait a minute, Ken. I'm sorry. Ken? 682 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,487 Do you have an angle on this? Are you speaking with Matsson? 683 00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:03,106 Uh-- Laird has called me, so what's that? 684 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:04,499 - Oh. - Shit. 685 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:11,854 Ken? Can we talk? 686 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,076 Shiv, I'm not here. 687 00:38:24,954 --> 00:38:26,129 Hey, buddy. 688 00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:29,698 Hey. You okay? 689 00:38:39,142 --> 00:38:42,276 There's something really wrong with me, Shiv. 690 00:38:42,276 --> 00:38:43,973 I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. 691 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:44,974 Uh... 692 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:49,196 Well, it's okay. It's... 693 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:52,765 I'm not feeling very connected... 694 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:55,768 to my children... 695 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:03,384 And, uh, I can't get one thing right with another, you know? 696 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:07,823 Uh... 697 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:08,998 Uh, I'm-- I'm... 698 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:13,655 I don't know what happened. I tried to do something. 699 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:15,962 I tr-- I-- I really-- I tried... 700 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,618 I tried. 701 00:39:19,618 --> 00:39:21,837 I know, man. 702 00:39:21,837 --> 00:39:25,363 - I know, you fucked it. 703 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,060 Fuck you. 704 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,062 That's what happened, yeah. 705 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:30,977 I took a shot. 706 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:33,414 But it's like... 707 00:39:35,198 --> 00:39:38,463 - it didn't matter. But... - It's just business, okay? 708 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,160 Like... 709 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,423 we're all fucked. Everything just sort of got... 710 00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:44,904 mixed up. 711 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:47,385 I thought I had an out. I could see it, I could... 712 00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,128 and I thought I could-- 713 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,827 Out of all our shit, I thought I... 714 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:57,177 I thought I could take us all out if it. I... 715 00:39:59,005 --> 00:40:00,876 I did-- I did try. 716 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:01,921 Mm-hmm. 717 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,228 But... I don't know. 718 00:40:06,969 --> 00:40:08,362 I'm not a good person. 719 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,451 Well, whatever, you're fine. 720 00:40:13,149 --> 00:40:14,324 I'm-- I'm bad. 721 00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:18,154 Come on. 722 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,592 Lighten up, glum-glum. 723 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,423 I killed a kid. 724 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:31,298 - What? - I killed a kid. 725 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:33,126 And... 726 00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:35,041 yeah, they're-- they're coming for me. 727 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,564 They're gonna come for me. 728 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:38,827 Is this... Uh-- Is this real? 729 00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:42,657 What the fuck? 730 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:43,745 Horse shit. 731 00:40:46,313 --> 00:40:47,314 The kid. 732 00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:51,840 That kid. 733 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,625 Uh-- You mean the... 734 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,627 waiter kid? The... 735 00:40:55,627 --> 00:40:58,325 I was high, and I was looking for... 736 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:05,463 I was fucked up, and I drove. 737 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:10,772 And he saw something and he snatched at the wheel, 738 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:12,644 and we went into the water. 739 00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,952 And then I left him in there and ran. 740 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:20,478 - Okay. Uh... 741 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,828 Let's-- We gotta get you-- Come on. 742 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:24,482 It's fucking lonely. 743 00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:29,095 I'm all apart. 744 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:36,755 I mean, if it pleases the court... 745 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:43,631 It sounds to me like he killed him. 746 00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,590 Rome, I'm a piece of shit, man. 747 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:47,243 But... 748 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,289 the road and the water killed him? 749 00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,638 That's what it sounds like. 750 00:41:50,638 --> 00:41:52,771 Nah, man. Don't. 751 00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,816 No, seriously. I mean, 752 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:57,689 you crashed, and then what? You did-- You ran? 753 00:41:57,689 --> 00:42:00,692 No. No. I mean... 754 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,782 I tried to get him. 755 00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:07,394 You did? Okay. See? 756 00:42:08,134 --> 00:42:09,135 That's... 757 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,489 This sounds like the story of a hero to me. 758 00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,317 I would've been straight out of there. 759 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:21,103 Serious, I would've been out of that water like a... 760 00:42:21,103 --> 00:42:22,191 Don't, man. 761 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,587 Don't. 762 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:30,635 Don't, man, I'm a-- I'm a killer. 763 00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,027 Fuck you. 764 00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:34,943 Bullshit. Come on. At worst, you're... 765 00:42:34,943 --> 00:42:38,251 you're an irresponsibler, okay? 766 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,600 You're bigging yourself up. 767 00:42:40,775 --> 00:42:41,733 Yeah? 768 00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:43,996 I don't know, you guys. 769 00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:45,954 I don't know. 770 00:42:47,521 --> 00:42:50,045 I'm blown into a million pieces. 771 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,917 Okay, we gotta get you out of here. 772 00:42:53,745 --> 00:42:55,660 What-- Where do we go? 773 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:58,445 Bring him back to the chapel, 774 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:02,971 - Ah... 775 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:04,103 Oh, shit. 776 00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,889 Oh. Laird's called me back. 777 00:43:07,889 --> 00:43:10,326 - Oh, yeah? - Uh-- Yeah. Just one minute. 778 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:11,501 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 779 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:13,808 Yeah. Okay. Take that call. 780 00:43:13,808 --> 00:43:16,332 Leave me here with all the feelings. Thank you. 781 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,943 Hey, Laird. Go on. What's up? 782 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:28,040 I mean, who hasn't clipped the odd kid 783 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,911 - with a Porsche, am I right? 784 00:43:29,911 --> 00:43:32,000 I mean, it's like a rite of passage. 785 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,785 I've killed a kid too, big deal. 786 00:43:34,568 --> 00:43:36,135 Shiv! 787 00:43:36,135 --> 00:43:38,964 - You've killed a kid, right? - Uh-- Yeah. 788 00:43:38,964 --> 00:43:41,140 Man, you fucked my wedding in so many ways. 789 00:43:43,664 --> 00:43:44,839 I'm sorry. 790 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,886 I'm sorry. 791 00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:50,323 You know, one waiter down, that makes sense. It... 792 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:56,895 - Please, man. - Okay, yeah. 793 00:43:56,895 --> 00:43:58,113 I ca-- I can't... 794 00:43:59,201 --> 00:44:01,682 You're right. I'm a-- 795 00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:03,466 I guess I'm just trying to say, like, 796 00:44:04,729 --> 00:44:08,558 who's the real victim here? 797 00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:14,173 Okay. 798 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,833 Uh... Okay. 799 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,704 - Sorry to... 800 00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,967 ...say this, Ken, but confirmed. 801 00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:30,102 Laird is inside the deal, 802 00:44:30,102 --> 00:44:32,844 but he's been cucked out of the lead, so he's bitter and bleating. 803 00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,584 GoJo buys Waystar. 804 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:38,110 They pay a premium, Dad cashes out, 805 00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,853 cash and stock, and he keeps maybe a title, 806 00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:43,115 uh, but... 807 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,507 and takes a few assets, 808 00:44:44,507 --> 00:44:46,727 but it's Matsson's fucking board. 809 00:44:46,727 --> 00:44:48,903 Can we trust that? Is that real? 810 00:44:48,903 --> 00:44:50,339 Kendall, I know this isn't ideal, 811 00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:58,957 but we have to talk about this now. 812 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:22,807 Where do you wanna wait? 813 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,547 - Yeah. Of course. - Okay. 814 00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:47,614 Okay, so... 815 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,182 we gotta go stop this. 816 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,580 - Mm-hmm. - What the fuck? 817 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:05,458 Yeah. 818 00:46:15,468 --> 00:46:16,599 Um... 819 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:18,906 Rome. 820 00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:21,517 Okay. 821 00:46:38,012 --> 00:46:39,666 This is rumors, 822 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:43,061 so I will need to talk to him directly, just me. 823 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:44,584 Do you think you're close to him? 824 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,151 You're just his little rat fucker. 825 00:46:46,151 --> 00:46:48,457 I'm just saying, as a matter of fact, 826 00:46:48,457 --> 00:46:50,633 that Dad and I have been working closely lately 827 00:46:50,633 --> 00:46:52,461 and I don't wanna go in too aggressive. 828 00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:56,857 I'm not busting in there crying "Team Shiv," okay? 829 00:46:56,857 --> 00:46:59,033 We don't know how this is gonna play out just yet. 830 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:01,383 You think dad is protecting you? Hmm? 831 00:47:01,383 --> 00:47:04,865 No. We let Matsson take control, that is Dad slamming the door. 832 00:47:04,865 --> 00:47:06,693 It means that he doesn't ever think that we will, 833 00:47:06,693 --> 00:47:08,347 can, or should take over. 834 00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:10,088 I just don't think we should be aggressive. 835 00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:12,220 I mean, can we even actually stop him? 836 00:47:13,178 --> 00:47:14,135 Yes. 837 00:47:16,224 --> 00:47:18,139 needs a super majority in the holding company. 838 00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:21,534 Mom got us that in the divorce. He'd need us on board. 839 00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:24,450 Right. Well... 840 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:27,583 I'm not sure I wanna pull out a move like that. 841 00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:29,150 Maybe I just stick with what I got. 842 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:32,240 Which is what? 843 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,676 Which is... 844 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:38,812 I think with dad pulling the strings... 845 00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:41,467 He'll Romanov you and take you to the cellar and that's that. 846 00:47:43,599 --> 00:47:46,037 Rome, you know dad is never gonna choose you 847 00:47:46,037 --> 00:47:47,821 because he thinks there's something wrong with you. 848 00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:52,478 I'm sorry, but... 849 00:47:52,478 --> 00:47:55,220 instead of just talking it all out to Vanity Fair. 850 00:47:58,484 --> 00:47:59,877 And the holding company move. 851 00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,792 If we do that, that's real? 852 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,229 He can't sanction a deal without us, 853 00:48:04,229 --> 00:48:06,361 that's legal fact. 854 00:48:06,361 --> 00:48:07,928 Block him and he's fucked. 855 00:48:07,928 --> 00:48:09,408 Okay, so... 856 00:48:09,408 --> 00:48:11,932 ...time to rip off the Band-Aid. 857 00:48:13,455 --> 00:48:15,805 We just-- We push him out. 858 00:48:15,805 --> 00:48:17,938 We get him on his own, and we say "urinary tract," 859 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:21,594 we say "shareholder meeting." 860 00:48:21,594 --> 00:48:23,552 Yeah, he's out of it. He's fucking a 20-year-old 861 00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:27,774 and he's planning for babies in jars. 862 00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:30,037 So, I mean, even just fucking his assistant. 863 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,604 We tell the board that, he's toast. 864 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:32,692 We push him out. 865 00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:34,389 Full coup. 866 00:48:36,348 --> 00:48:38,567 Yeah. Slide him out. 867 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:42,093 Uh... 868 00:48:42,093 --> 00:48:44,051 You or me, Rome, CEO? 869 00:48:44,051 --> 00:48:49,143 And the other one takes... 870 00:48:49,143 --> 00:48:51,232 The streamer, but, you know, equal. 871 00:48:51,232 --> 00:48:53,017 Okay, but really equal. 872 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:54,583 Really equal. If we do this, 873 00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,934 I don't want you two cunts trying to big-brother me 874 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:58,848 out of my fucking piece, okay? 875 00:48:58,848 --> 00:49:01,764 No, we can fight it out. It'll-- It'll be fun. 876 00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:04,854 That will be fun. 877 00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:10,382 take over the radio stations. 878 00:49:11,383 --> 00:49:12,384 Oh, fuck. 879 00:49:13,733 --> 00:49:16,475 I do think that, 880 00:49:16,475 --> 00:49:18,216 even though this literally makes me wanna vomit 881 00:49:18,216 --> 00:49:19,478 and I wanna kill you both every day 882 00:49:19,478 --> 00:49:20,653 and it's all gonna end horribly, 883 00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:22,698 I do think that we... 884 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,744 Puke! 885 00:49:24,744 --> 00:49:27,138 ...could make a pretty good team. 886 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:31,620 So, how do we feel about killing Dad? 887 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:33,796 Mixed feelings? 888 00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:40,629 Rome, you in? 889 00:49:43,110 --> 00:49:45,547 Okay. Fuck. Okay. 890 00:49:50,639 --> 00:49:52,902 Well, Con, this is me layering you in. 891 00:49:52,902 --> 00:49:55,731 But I can't talk about this right now 892 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:56,906 And also you're a little bit slow. 893 00:49:56,906 --> 00:50:00,258 Yeah, thanks for talking. 894 00:50:01,868 --> 00:50:04,175 We have a weapon: veto on the change of control. 895 00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:06,133 It's from the divorce, so stop that, 896 00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:08,483 and the deal collapses, he's impotent. 897 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:09,789 We're gonna force him out. 898 00:50:09,789 --> 00:50:13,010 Fuck, okay. Uh-huh. 899 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:15,012 And where do I fit in, Shiv? 900 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,405 Well, high up, Tom, I don't know. It-- 901 00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:20,060 We'll figure it out, though. There's a lot going on. 902 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,627 No, sure, sure, okay. 903 00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:24,021 Uh-- But-- But-- But-- But, uh, high? 904 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,110 But, Tom, once we do it, right away, 905 00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:27,850 we're gonna offer him the medical card, 906 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:29,548 secure the imperial guard, 907 00:50:29,548 --> 00:50:31,506 tell him that he needs to take some rest, 908 00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:33,813 and, sourced to us kids, 909 00:50:33,813 --> 00:50:36,076 we'll get ATN to confirm. 910 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,210 Say like, uh, "Founder Logan Roy Ailing," 911 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:41,995 uh, "Prayers for the big man. 912 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,997 So, we can cite you as sources? 913 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:46,304 - Yeah? - Yeah. And we'll stand it up. 914 00:50:48,349 --> 00:50:49,437 Get ready, okay? 915 00:50:49,437 --> 00:50:51,091 Jesus. Okay. 916 00:50:51,091 --> 00:50:52,179 Good luck. 917 00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:58,881 - He's in? - Yeah. 918 00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:06,106 Hey, Tommy. 919 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,370 Hey. 920 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:10,980 Say hello to someone 921 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,418 who could be Logan's ex-wife's 922 00:51:13,418 --> 00:51:15,811 step-cousin-in-law and heir apparent 923 00:51:15,811 --> 00:51:18,336 to the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. 924 00:51:18,336 --> 00:51:20,425 Twelve times removed or some shit. 925 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:22,905 And potential count of somewhere 926 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:26,039 and legitimate claimant to the dormant throne of Italy. 927 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,433 What, Greg? 928 00:51:28,433 --> 00:51:30,087 Me and the contessa. 929 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:32,785 We're hitting it off. 930 00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:36,441 about her personal branding 931 00:51:36,441 --> 00:51:37,572 What about... 932 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:44,231 - Comfrey? - Yeah. 933 00:51:44,231 --> 00:51:46,712 And I-- I don't actually think she's that into me. 934 00:51:46,712 --> 00:51:48,583 We're separate-bedding. 935 00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:49,845 It's a guilt-free switch-up. 936 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,501 Slam it shut. 937 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,068 The verdict is love, Your Honor. 938 00:51:58,289 --> 00:51:59,246 Greg, listen. 939 00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,034 What's up? 940 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,732 So... 941 00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:11,171 things may be in motion. 942 00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:13,521 As in... 943 00:52:13,521 --> 00:52:15,567 - Is anyone going to jail? - No. 944 00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:20,267 No. So, um... 945 00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:23,052 do you wanna come with me? 946 00:52:23,836 --> 00:52:25,446 Sporus? 947 00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:27,144 Can I ask for a little more information? 948 00:52:27,753 --> 00:52:28,754 No. 949 00:52:33,106 --> 00:52:36,022 I might need you as my attack dog. 950 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:39,808 - Right. - Like, um, a Greg-weiler. 951 00:52:39,808 --> 00:52:41,462 - Hmm. 952 00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:43,072 Tom's attack dog. 953 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:45,684 Nice. 954 00:52:48,643 --> 00:52:51,559 I have Brightstar Buffalo in my hip pocket, 955 00:52:51,559 --> 00:52:54,040 I'm kind of a big deal, so... 956 00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:56,782 You fucked yourself before congress, Greg. 957 00:52:56,782 --> 00:53:00,568 That-- That's your opinion. 958 00:53:00,568 --> 00:53:01,700 You're a fucking joke, man. 959 00:53:04,964 --> 00:53:09,969 Who has ever looked after you in this fucking family, huh? 960 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:17,411 All right, uh, well, in terms of... 961 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:19,544 ...where I could be... 962 00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:22,677 getting to if I were to come with? 963 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:26,899 You could be heading away from the endless middle 964 00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:29,423 and towards the bottom of the top. 965 00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:39,781 my own, like-- 966 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,392 - Your own Greg? - Yeah. 967 00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:42,654 You can have 20. 968 00:53:45,178 --> 00:53:47,224 Listen, I-- I have things to do. 969 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,051 Um... 970 00:53:49,051 --> 00:53:51,358 Do you want a deal with the devil? 971 00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,710 Well... 972 00:54:00,106 --> 00:54:02,064 What am I gonna do with a soul anyways? 973 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,722 - Souls are boring. 974 00:54:07,722 --> 00:54:09,507 - Boo, souls. 975 00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:11,248 Of course. 976 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:19,908 - Okay. - Okay. 977 00:54:19,908 --> 00:54:21,083 - All right. - All right. 978 00:54:39,493 --> 00:54:40,799 Maybe he's napping. 979 00:54:51,505 --> 00:54:53,028 - We're good? - Yeah, yeah. 980 00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:56,031 I'm good. You good, Rome? 981 00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:59,208 You can handle this? 982 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,949 Been basically planning it since we were four. 983 00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,910 What if dad flutters his eyelids at you, Rome? 984 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:06,041 You gonna melt? 985 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,348 Me? No. 986 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:10,916 As long as you guys don't go water pistols in Bali. 987 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:12,613 Water pistols in Bali? 988 00:55:12,613 --> 00:55:16,878 Yeah, water pistols in Bali. 989 00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:19,446 I went in, and you fucks left me for dead? 990 00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:20,795 I don't recall. 991 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:21,840 That's convenient. 992 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,367 Hey, Dad! 993 00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:29,238 Shiv Roy. We're going in. 994 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:37,116 Okay, yeah, excuse me, lawyery man, may I see that? 995 00:55:37,116 --> 00:55:40,032 Uh, no. 996 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,556 I don't know, I haven't seen him. 997 00:55:42,556 --> 00:55:43,601 He hasn't seen him. 998 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,212 Guys. 999 00:55:50,825 --> 00:55:52,000 Well, look who it is. 1000 00:55:55,743 --> 00:55:56,918 Hey, we're going in. 1001 00:55:57,789 --> 00:55:58,790 Oh. 1002 00:55:59,965 --> 00:56:01,140 Send them in! 1003 00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:04,186 Okay, um... 1004 00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:08,016 - Hey. - Hey! 1005 00:56:09,148 --> 00:56:13,065 Hello. Hello. 1006 00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:14,806 - Hey, Karl. - Hi. 1007 00:56:14,806 --> 00:56:17,504 Uh-- We're just feeling a little out of the loop, Dad. 1008 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:19,245 Oh, of course. Things have moved very fast. 1009 00:56:19,245 --> 00:56:20,594 Come in, come in, come in. 1010 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:22,161 Um... 1011 00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:24,250 Yeah, we might be wrong, 1012 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,425 but we're, uh, 1013 00:56:25,425 --> 00:56:27,514 we're hearing rumors about GoJo. 1014 00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:29,124 Yeah, that, uh, 1015 00:56:29,124 --> 00:56:30,909 we might be the target now. 1016 00:56:30,909 --> 00:56:32,606 Is that right, Dad? 1017 00:56:32,606 --> 00:56:35,174 Okay. I've been looking at some options. 1018 00:56:35,174 --> 00:56:37,742 Right. We might be affected, our positions, 1019 00:56:37,742 --> 00:56:41,572 so we wanted to get some clarity. 1020 00:56:41,572 --> 00:56:43,356 giving me the fucking doggy-evils? 1021 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,752 Can you take him out, Romulus? 1022 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:50,276 I'll fill in your sister and give you the angles. 1023 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:52,452 I don't trust him. 1024 00:56:58,066 --> 00:56:59,416 Roman? 1025 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,939 You can tell us together, Dad. 1026 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:03,811 I thought we had this figured out. 1027 00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,469 we all hear. 1028 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:15,040 Okay. 1029 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,389 have been on the move. 1030 00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:17,956 Ours is a declining business. 1031 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:20,349 There's a wave of consolidations happening 1032 00:57:20,349 --> 00:57:24,397 that mean this is the optimal moment, in my opinion, 1033 00:57:26,878 --> 00:57:29,794 with a serious tech operation 1034 00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:31,186 like GoJo. 1035 00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:34,015 And that's what I've been exploring, okay? 1036 00:57:34,015 --> 00:57:38,019 Okay, so, I would say, uh, on behalf of all of us, 1037 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:40,805 uh, can you ease up and let us in, 1038 00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:42,981 stop this until we see exactly how we're impacted? 1039 00:57:42,981 --> 00:57:44,678 No, it has to be now. 1040 00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:47,028 - Why? - Because I feel it in my bones. 1041 00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:49,291 Oh, wow, no arguing with that, huh? 1042 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,555 End of the day, that's all I fucking got. 1043 00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:52,991 Well, you know that's bullshit. 1044 00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:56,647 Look, this is the best moment to sell. 1045 00:57:56,647 --> 00:57:58,779 If I don't do the best deal at any given point, 1046 00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:03,436 what's the point of anything? 1047 00:58:03,436 --> 00:58:07,614 Come on, Dad! 1048 00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:09,790 Put it on your pile with all your other fucking bil? 1049 00:58:11,139 --> 00:58:12,793 Mm-hmm. Probably. Yeah. 1050 00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:14,186 And what are we supposed to do? 1051 00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:17,145 Make your own fucking pile. 1052 00:58:18,973 --> 00:58:21,585 I know this is a readjustment, 1053 00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:24,849 but our blood's in the water and I need to make moves fast 1054 00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:27,982 in order to control the situation and get myself 1055 00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:30,028 and you... 1056 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:32,073 ...assurances for the future. 1057 00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:35,337 Dad, once Matsson is calling the shots, we're fucked. 1058 00:58:35,337 --> 00:58:37,470 No, nah, he rates you. 1059 00:58:37,470 --> 00:58:39,864 And this is an opportunity for you kids 1060 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:41,692 to get an education... 1061 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:44,695 in real life. 1062 00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:46,261 but without you, we're fucked. 1063 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:49,395 Come on, Roman. 1064 00:58:51,702 --> 00:58:54,487 Let's get away from these fucking Jacobins. 1065 00:58:54,487 --> 00:58:56,228 I've got you. Come on, let's discuss. 1066 00:58:56,228 --> 00:58:58,578 Hey, Dad, I-- I know what he said, 1067 00:58:58,578 --> 00:59:00,754 I was there, but, um, 1068 00:59:00,754 --> 00:59:02,539 really, with Matsson calling the shots, 1069 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,453 we're-- we're strung up in the town square. 1070 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:05,454 No! 1071 00:59:07,718 --> 00:59:09,023 You have my word. 1072 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,026 This is an opportunity, son. 1073 00:59:14,899 --> 00:59:17,031 Adversity, like me. 1074 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:18,380 You can trust me. 1075 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:20,165 You can't trust him. 1076 00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:27,128 Um... 1077 00:59:29,261 --> 00:59:31,350 We're here to say, the three of us, 1078 00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:33,787 to ask and to say 1079 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,269 do not do this, please. 1080 00:59:44,015 --> 00:59:45,973 And what if I decide I can't listen to you? 1081 00:59:45,973 --> 00:59:47,584 We can stop you, 1082 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,325 and we will stop you. Blow this up. 1083 00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:52,240 You need our vote for a change of control. 1084 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,982 Yeah. You need all of us. 1085 00:59:54,982 --> 00:59:58,464 You need a super majority, and we can kill it. 1086 00:59:58,464 --> 00:59:59,900 And we will. 1087 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,294 You're playing toy fucking soldiers! 1088 01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:06,037 Go on! 1089 01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:11,172 I have you beat! 1090 01:00:14,872 --> 01:00:17,396 Well, no, because you need a super majority-- 1091 01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:21,792 Oh, well, no! 1092 01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,362 Uh-- Is she still on? 1093 01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:28,929 It's all done. 1094 01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:30,278 Can we get her back on? 1095 01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:35,196 Dad, what is this? 1096 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,852 Yeah. 1097 01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:39,853 Uh-huh. 1098 01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:41,463 Hello. 1099 01:00:44,771 --> 01:00:46,338 Caroline, you're on 1100 01:00:46,338 --> 01:00:48,514 with Roman, Kendall, and Siobhan. 1101 01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:50,690 - Hi, Mom. - Mom? 1102 01:00:50,690 --> 01:00:52,518 All right, well, I don't necessarily wanna do 1103 01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:53,911 anymore tonight, Logan. 1104 01:00:57,131 --> 01:01:00,787 Your mother and I have been reviewing the terms of the... 1105 01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:03,311 divorce agreement. 1106 01:01:03,311 --> 01:01:04,443 Mom, you fucked us. 1107 01:01:04,443 --> 01:01:08,534 And we've agreed 1108 01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:11,319 - antiquated. - Oh, fuck, Mom, he got to you. 1109 01:01:11,319 --> 01:01:13,321 Oh, seriously, Mom, already? 1110 01:01:13,321 --> 01:01:17,021 - What the fuck did you... - Look, 1111 01:01:17,021 --> 01:01:19,284 I think everything will be fine. 1112 01:01:19,284 --> 01:01:21,286 Rex Hendon's dealing with it all. 1113 01:01:21,286 --> 01:01:23,114 Mom, you just slit our throats. 1114 01:01:23,114 --> 01:01:25,420 CAROLINE: Please don't be angry. I... 1115 01:01:25,420 --> 01:01:26,987 I think this is for the best. 1116 01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:29,076 Peter's so excited. 1117 01:01:29,076 --> 01:01:31,600 Oh, is he? Peter's excited. Great. 1118 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:34,691 I'm not sure it's been good for you, all the, you know. 1119 01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:36,954 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1120 01:01:36,954 --> 01:01:40,871 I love you all. Bye. 1121 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,133 Thank you, Caroline. 1122 01:01:48,879 --> 01:01:49,836 Dad... 1123 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:54,188 - please? - Please? 1124 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:58,932 Please. 1125 01:01:58,932 --> 01:02:00,542 That's a deal. 1126 01:02:00,542 --> 01:02:02,457 What have you got in your fucking hand? 1127 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:04,721 What have I got? 1128 01:02:05,634 --> 01:02:07,462 I don't know, fucking... 1129 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:08,550 love? 1130 01:02:11,249 --> 01:02:13,468 You come for me... 1131 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:19,126 You bust in here, guns in hand, 1132 01:02:19,126 --> 01:02:21,563 and now you find they've turned to fucking sausages. 1133 01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:26,351 You talk about love? 1134 01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:31,922 You should have trusted me. 1135 01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:36,100 - Dad, why? - Why? 1136 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:38,798 Because it works. 1137 01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:44,761 I fucking win. 1138 01:02:46,545 --> 01:02:49,243 Oh, go on, go on. Fuck off. 1139 01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:51,811 You nosy fucking pedestrians. 1140 01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:53,421 - Dad. - Hey. 1141 01:02:57,599 --> 01:02:59,645 Mr. Roy. Mr. Roy. Mr. Roy, hold on a second. 1142 01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:02,126 - I need you to sign... - Who the fuck told him? 1143 01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:04,302 Who told him that we were coming? 1144 01:03:04,302 --> 01:03:05,303 Gerri, Gerri, Gerri, Gerri! 1145 01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:09,568 He's not well. 1146 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:12,049 Well, I'm focused on... 1147 01:03:12,049 --> 01:03:14,355 whatever outcome best serves the financial interest 1148 01:03:14,355 --> 01:03:15,792 of the shareholders of the company. 1149 01:03:18,969 --> 01:03:20,753 How does it serve my interests? 1150 01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:25,714 - Later. - Okay. 1151 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,161 Hey, Shiv. 1152 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:40,686 - Hey. - Hey. 1153 01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:45,865 Yeah. Uh... 1154 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:47,867 You okay? 1155 01:03:51,828 --> 01:03:53,264 Yeah. 1156 01:03:53,264 --> 01:03:55,832 - What's going on? - Mom fucked us. 1157 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:10,759 Hey. 1158 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,982 Hey.