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♪ ["HONESTY" BY BILLY JOEL
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] ♪
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SOUND TECH: That looks good.
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[SINGING]
♪ If you search for tenderness
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♪ Its isn't hard to find
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♪ You can have the love
You need to live ♪
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♪ But if you look
For truthfulness ♪
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♪ You might just as well
Be blind ♪
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♪ It always seems to be
So hard to give ♪
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♪ Honesty is such
A lonely word ♪
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♪ Everyone is so untrue
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Yeah, I think we're good.
That's good.
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♪ [MUSIC STOPS]
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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Pretty good, man.
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That means funny, right?
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I think good.
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And then you're gonna do the--
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- Your whole, like, thing?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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I mean fuck it, right?
Just fucking go nut-nut.
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Pure excess, full bore,
yeah?
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Yeah.
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- What? No?
- No-- Yeah, I th-- I think.
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No, it's like I've gone
anti-fragile.
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I can--
I can accommodate anything.
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If I start second guessing,
it collapses.
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Right. I think that is right.
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This is the full fucking thing.
It's gonna be epic.
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[THROUGH MICROPHONE]
This is the full fucking thing!
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♪ ["SUCCESSION"
THEME MUSIC PLAYING] ♪
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♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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[SIGHS]
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We're good, right?
All makes sense?
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Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
this is great work, Rome.
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Well, obviously,
the main thing is the...
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organizational cultural thing.
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Mm. Mm-hmm.
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I think, you know, everyone
agrees that GoJo makes sense.
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No one needs persuading of that.
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Ah, well, kind of regret
staying up all night
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with my assholes then.
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No. It's just about,
you know, us here who get it,
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oiling the wheels
and making sure
there's no friction.
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Well, of course.
I mean, I would say
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we can handle the human stuff
without too much issue.
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That needn't concern us.
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That actually comes naturally
to some of us.
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Which is why I focused
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on integration benefits
and deal detail.
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Great. Yeah.
I'm just saying, big picture.
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Well, big picture is made
from small details, so...
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- TOM WAMBSGANS:
Guys, guys, honestly.
- Business lesson.
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It's just nerves.
You've done really great work.
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Let's go and help your dad
make the deal.
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Yeah. All right.
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- Nice rally call, Braveheart.
- I try, I try.
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- And you're going tonight?
- Ken Fest?
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- Yeah.
- I wouldn't think so.
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Uh, if Matsson does,
maybe for follow up?
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Gonna be pretty horrific.
Your brother in a porta-potty
rolling down a hill.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I might have to go
just to see how bad it is.
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Aww, brudders.
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Fuck you.
It's pure rubbernecking.
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Okay. What's this?
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SHIV ROY: Uh,
maybe Mattson's here early?
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Or she's gonna give birth
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to Dad's baby while we chant
a Satanic mass.
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It's like he's having
a midlife crisis, aged 80.
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- It's fine.
- No, it's not, Rome.
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He's fucking an assistant
who's 50 years younger than him.
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It's not a crisis.
That's normal.
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It's the opposite of a crisis.
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We should all be
so fucking lucky.
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- Hiya.
- KARL MULLER: [LAUGHING]
That's so funny.
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Oh. Okay. Champagne?
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Uh, did you do it already?
Did you land GoJo already
without us, Dad?
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We're not celebrating.
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Long road ahead.
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Lovely long open road.
Wind in our hair.
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Wind in your hair?
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We've had a vibration.
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I've been speaking
to a contact
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- with connections at DOJ.
- Laurie?
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Well, we have
a number of friends.
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And the word is,
on the down-low,
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that they've seen
everything now.
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They've reviewed,
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and they're happy
with how we're engaging,
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and they're coming to the view
that Kendall overpromised.
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And perhaps some men
were terribly naughty
back in the day,
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but nothing systemic,
nothing sanctioned.
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It's going to be a number.
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- Just a number?
- Nothing custodial.
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- For anyone.
- Uh, no prison?
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Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so.
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- LOGAN ROY: Here's to us!
- ALL: To us!
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And... to justice!
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ALL: To justice. Yeah.
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[EXHALES] I'll remember.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Well, congratulations, Dad.
You've done it again.
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It's great. [CHUCKLES]
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Let's just hope
you don't do it again, right?
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[CHUCKLES] No. Lessons learned.
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[GULPS] And here's to Tom!
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Uh, long road ahead.
No premature celebrations.
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Mm-hmm, absolutely.
Amen to that!
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Top me up, why don't ya?
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Take me home, country roads!
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Just gonna run
to the little boy's room.
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Okay. Okay. Enough, enough.
No more mooning.
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No more backslapping.
GoJo! GoJo! GoJo!
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[INDISTINCT MUTTERING]
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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh.
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Hello.
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[EXHALES]
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Hey, scooch over
a little bit, buddy.
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Mm-hmm.
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
Thank you, Greg.
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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[SCREAMS]
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Yeah, fuck yeah!
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- What? What? [PANTS]
- [TOM YELLS]
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What is going on?
Wh-- Are you okay?
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Apologies, Greg, I may have
gotten a little carried away.
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But I just popped around
to say...
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that no one is going to jail.
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Gerri spoke to the DOJ...
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and the Waystar Two...
[BREATHES SHAKILY] ...are free.
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Okay. Is it real?
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♪ [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
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It was good news.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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What are we looking at
in terms of, uh,
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what are the responses
looking like?
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Uh, I think about 80 percent
of your A-list is yeses
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and 15 percent are maybes.
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Okay. Well, maybes are nos,
let's not live in a dream world.
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But, uh, who's in?
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Off the top of my head,
it's great.
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- Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David...
- KENDALL ROY: Nice.
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...Anna, Tom, Tory,
Jeff, Elon, Lukas,
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Jennifer and Emma, yeses.
Chloe is still a maybe.
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And, uh... [CLICKS TONGUE]
...and the sibs?
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COMFRY PELLITS: Um, yeah, uh...
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Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine.
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This is fucking cool, Comfry.
Hey, hey, listen,
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you have a good time, too, yeah?
Like everyone,
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servers, fucking...
the imagineers, the DJ crew,
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you know,
this is highly egalitarian,
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like, do your job,
but fucking get your drink on
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get your buzz on.
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There's no boundaries
if you're cool.
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Mission Control out!
Shit is about to pop off!
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[GUESTS CHEER]
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- Party!
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It's my birthday! Fuck you!
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- [NAOMI PIERCE LAUGHS]
- KENDALL: Whoo!
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♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, hey.
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[QUIETLY] There might be
a problem with GoJo.
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Okay. Where's Matsson?
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He's sent Sherpas.
He's not coming.
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Okay.
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It's off. Tell these kids
to fuck off. Meeting cancelled.
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[SCOFFS] Okay, well,
what's the downside, Dad?
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You know, meet these guys,
could read petulant not to?
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If he wants to send a nobody--
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Well, his CFO and a whole team
of, uh, people...
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He's going to this
fucking party, isn't he? Huh?
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Where is he?
Getting his nails done,
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asshole whitened?
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I think we might
have to court him
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- a little, is the thing.
- Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
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It's bad fucking juju
to start like this.
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Can we not at least talk
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- to the nobodies a little...
- No! No. We have other options.
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Do we, though?
This could be our last chance
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to avoid
the legacy media graveyard.
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Frank's reached out
to Nan about Pierce.
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What? Seriously?
We're going after Pierce again?
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It's exciting.
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Okay. That's it.
Everyone back to work.
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The deal makes sense.
It's a great deal.
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but he won't make the deal
because he's an arrogant prick.
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Fine. Matsson's an asshole.
Fucking of course he is.
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But do we burn
our only parachute
because of that?
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LOGAN: It's just
smart business, Shiv.
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I don't wanna pay over
the odds. And eventually,
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the market will make him
make the deal.
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- Unless someone makes
a better offer first.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Yeah, Dad, this is it.
We have a scale issue.
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Our streaming platform
is for shit.
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And-- and we have nothing
that looks like growth.
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This gets us consequentially
into streaming,
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it gets us into sports betting,
it gets us into social media.
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We have a little window.
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Miss this, and we end up
being a pilot fish
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nibbling leftovers
from Bezos's fucking teeth.
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Kerry? What was it, that thing
you said about Matsson?
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He thinks he's a genius.
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He's made one good piece
of tech. Fuck him.
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We appreciate your input, Kerry,
but "fuck him"
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- is not good tactics.
- It is good tactics.
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Dad, please, if you don't wanna
talk to Matsson,
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fine, but let me.
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Or let me. Or we can both do it.
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He's gonna be at the party,
right?
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- You're going?
- Mm-hmm.
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Can't hurt.
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Fine. But don't go in
too strong.
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This is a black box
and I don't want to overpay.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it.
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Yeah, I-- I'll reorganize
my diary. I got it.
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Since you're going...
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you might as well give him this
in person.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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What do you think?
Do you think he'll like it?
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- ♪ [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
- [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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No, I just-- I feel amazing,
you know?
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My senses are heightened,
the air smells sweeter.
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And, you know,
it's like I can see the poetry
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and all little mundane things.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's-- I--
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I'm gonna get so fucked up.
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- Oh.
- [CHUCKLES] Okay. Is that okay?
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Yeah, you don't need
my permission.
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Like, how fucked up?
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- Hi, there.
- Hi, there.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Tom Wambsgans!
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- Not going to prison.
- Wow.
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- Hi.
- We're asking everyone
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to hand in their coats
and phones.
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Kendall would like his present
to be everyone being present.
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Yeah. Fuck off.
I'm not doing that.
241
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,278
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, you're gonna
have to tase us.
242
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,541
- And your coat? [CHUCKLES]
- Uh, nuh-uh,
243
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I will remain coated,
thank you, as is my right.
244
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[CLICKS TONGUE]
245
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,721
So come on. What?
What happened?
246
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Ranch stuff.
247
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,508
What, a horse didn't want
you to fuck it? What?
248
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,902
- He had a fall.
- [CHUCKLES]
Don't say, "had a fall,"
249
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,991
that sounds like I'm 89. No!
250
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,777
Maxim and I actually got
some polling results,
251
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,518
we shared a Cognac,
252
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,128
and then I slipped
doing a little Irish jig.
253
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ROMAN ROY: Oh.
Okay, ranch stuff.
254
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,653
- CONNOR ROY: Yeah.
- ROMAN: Got it. Real cowboy.
255
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,438
SHIV: Oh, my God.
This feels disgustingly Kendall.
256
00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:52,092
[RYTHMIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
257
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,051
- So, where's Tabs? She busy?
- Yeah.
258
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,097
- Again? Did you kill her?
- Yeah.
259
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,447
It's going great,
I'll have you know.
260
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,666
She's just a bit boring is all.
That's all I'm saying.
261
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,973
Okay. The relationship
was fine sexually
262
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,757
and you're loving
the intimacy and all?
263
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,759
Yes. I love the intimacy.
264
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,457
I love people
really getting to know me.
265
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,241
Uh-huh. Yeah.
266
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,677
Oh, like you're the fucking
catch of the day.
267
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:13,809
You're more fucked up
than I am.
268
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,291
NURSE: Congratulations!
269
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,076
You've just been born
into the world of Kendall Roy!
270
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,904
Okay. Immersive theater.
271
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,037
I mean, I could have consulted,
but whatever.
272
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,690
Oh, Jesus.
273
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,258
Uh, so if we've just been born,
then, uh...
274
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,392
Oh, okay.
So I'm inserting myself
275
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,002
into my mom's vagina now?
276
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,656
- Wow.
- Is that what's happening?
277
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,745
Cold and inhospitable,
seems to check out.
278
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:40,227
I am repeatedly entering
my own mother.
279
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,707
Is that-- That's not right.
280
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,927
This is my mom's cooch,
so you know.
281
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,755
And, uh, you're implying
that it's massive,
so you might wanna...
282
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,453
tighten my mother's vagina.
283
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,282
Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man,
how's it going?
284
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,067
Gregory Hirsch, uh,
not going to prison.
285
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,678
- [LAUGHS]
- Pleased to meet you!
286
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,985
Look at you all gussied up,
you slick little fuck.
287
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,074
- Well, thank you. Nice.
- Yes.
288
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,597
- Uh, feeling good?
- Oh, yeah.
289
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,382
Say, have you seen,
uh, Comfry?
290
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:09,038
Ken's PR? With the-- the hair
always kind of in a...
291
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,434
- messy...
- TOM: Gregory John Hirsch.
292
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:14,652
You got a crush?
293
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,265
- Oh, my God.
- What?
294
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,310
She seems like a nice person.
295
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,356
Well, I mean, she's way out
of your league, man. I mean,
296
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,793
it's like a haunted scarecrow
asking out Jackie Onassis.
297
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,273
It's a suicide mission.
298
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,927
Oh, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure, Tom.
299
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,841
No, no, no. No, no.
This is not a razz.
300
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,496
Greg. She's a goddess.
301
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,195
And you're a-- you're a
nine-foot Cro-Magnon man.
302
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:38,459
I mean, you shouldn't even be
really thinking about her.
303
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,374
You're gonna put her
in a tough spot.
304
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,594
Look, I'm not unaware
of the discrepancy in terms of
305
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,423
- our physical circumstances.
- It's a chasm.
306
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,906
Well, I have an initial approach
which is...
307
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:54,736
- "You're like a fascinating book
I'd like to crack open."
- [LAUGHS]
308
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,043
Okay. Well, how'd--
how'd you get Shiv?
309
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,741
- She's out of your league.
- Oh!
310
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,005
- Testy, Greg!
- Well?
311
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,834
Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got
a dick the size of a red sequoia
312
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,968
and I fuck like a bullet train.
Okay? Satisfied?
313
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,797
- Prove it.
- What?
314
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,190
♪ [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS] ♪
315
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,236
SHIV: Okay, so where's Matsson?
316
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,499
ROMAN: Probably standing
in a corner somewhere,
317
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,502
- monitoring his biometrics
from his watch.
- [CHUCKLES]
318
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,591
Should we just say hi to Ken
really fast?
319
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,073
- Just to get it out of the way?
- Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry.
320
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
- Hi.
- Where's Ken?
321
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,119
Uh, VIP.
322
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,034
Uh-huh. Okay.
323
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,253
♪ You ain't know
She came for the skeet ♪
324
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,906
♪ Got pipe for the cheeks
325
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,473
♪ Nigga
I'm the life of the beat ♪
326
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:37,692
♪ Fuck that
This year gotta eat ♪
327
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,563
♪ B-bounce for the crown
328
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:40,738
♪ You be hating
And I still hold it down... ♪
329
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,696
Today is pretty fucking iconic.
330
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,437
NAOMI: Yeah.
331
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,091
♪ Bruh, man
That bitch need a pound ♪
332
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,353
♪ Tip, tip, tip
Bounce out her gown ♪
333
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,355
♪ Hands high to the sound...
334
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,531
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Who-- who-- who let you guys in?
335
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,014
- This is friends only.
- Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?
336
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,972
- Beat me by one second.
- [CHUCKLES]
337
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930
- Happy birthday, old man.
- Um...
338
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,237
Just to say, I'm only here
because I heard this was going
339
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,283
to be a five-dimensional
catastrophe
340
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,372
and I want to watch you
crash and burn.
341
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,505
- Come here.
- Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy.
342
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,333
Man, it's like you feel old.
343
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,248
Are you sure you're only 40?
You look like shit.
344
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:13,728
♪ Man of the bounce, bruh
I see girls everywhere... ♪
345
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,252
What? No card? I'm disappointed,
346
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,385
because you normally
write me such lovely letters.
347
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,082
Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't
find one that said
348
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,215
both "Happy Birthday"
and "Get Well Soon."
349
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,350
Well... I'm glad you came.
350
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,352
- It says a lot.
- Yeah,
it was a ten-minute drive.
351
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,789
Uh-huh.
352
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,487
Okay. Well, give me a hug
before you start weeping.
353
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,491
It's good to see you.
354
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,970
- CONNOR: Hi, Kenny. [LAUGHS]
- KENDALL: Holy shit.
355
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,581
- Holy shit. Gang's all here?
- Yeah.
356
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,236
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Hey, man, what--
357
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,238
what-- what-- what's this? What
happened?
358
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:49,329
Well, little overexcited about
a political breakthrough, so...
359
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,157
- Okay.
- CONNOR: Yeah.
360
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,158
But what-- what's with the coat?
You're not staying or...
361
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,202
It's a coat. I like it.
362
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,118
So, what do you think?
363
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,641
It's cool. Can I ask you,
364
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,165
did you ask
for Mommy's permission
365
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,819
for the use of her, uh, squatch?
366
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,039
What? From a copyright
perspective?
367
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,172
Well, it's just, you know,
call me old-fashioned,
368
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
but I think you should ask
before you construct
369
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,176
a giant replica
of someone's vagina. No?
370
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,874
Roman, relax. Yes,
you can take it home with you.
371
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,138
Okay. So. Go on, tell us.
Who's here?
372
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,705
- Who isn't?
- Your dad.
373
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,054
- Your mom.
- Your wife and kids.
374
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,491
ROMAN: Any real friends.
375
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,885
I mean business folks, yeah.
Stewy?
376
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,800
I mean, honestly, we could do
with building some bridges.
377
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,716
So, yeah, Lawrence Yee?
Lukas Matsson?
378
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,196
Yeah, yeah. They're all here.
Somewhere.
379
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,633
Mm-hmm.
380
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,113
Hey, I got something
to show you. This way. This way.
381
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,549
- ROMAN: Great.
- CONNOR: Hey, Will.
382
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,768
- WILLA FERREYRA: Yeah.
- Hey, Nay.
383
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,683
KENDALL: Nay, I-- I-- I--
I'm gonna show
these guys around.
384
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,728
ROMAN: Hey, uh, I actually
got something from, uh, Dad,
385
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,686
and myself, I suppose.
386
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,558
- What is it?
- ROMAN: Oh,
387
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,255
it's, uh, it's your baby teeth
and an iTunes gift card.
388
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,952
It's nice. No, it's a--
it's a nice thing.
389
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,997
We-- we hope you'll like it.
390
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566
- Okay. Let me show
you some shit.
- CONNOR: Okay.
391
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,093
So, I consulted with
Gladwell and Harari,
392
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,183
and Lovelock and Popcorn,
and this in here,
393
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,880
it's, uh, it's pretty technical,
394
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,621
but this is the best
we could come up with
395
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,580
on the likely directions
of society,
396
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
so a little dry, but...
397
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,062
accurate, I would say.
398
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:11,933
- Accurate.
- CONNOR: President.
399
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:18,200
ROMAN: Hmm. Not a bad way to go.
400
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,072
Also, we got people in here
picturing me jerking off,
401
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,161
so who's the real winner?
402
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,075
Oh, man.
403
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,907
What if McCartney tweets this?
404
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,998
This is not-- I mean,
jokes are all very well and...
405
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,044
Come on, man,
I'm breaking through.
406
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,394
Ken, I'm not sure that you're
aware, but Conn is polling
407
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,528
- very close to one percent so...
- ROMAN: One percent?
408
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,790
- KENDALL: Really?
- Congrats.
409
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,270
That's four million people,
410
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,489
and it's enough
to sway the race.
411
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,144
And I am interested to see
who comes crawling first,
412
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,146
Merkel, begging for me
to save democracy
413
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,844
or Soros serenading me
from the trees.
414
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,847
ROMAN: You did, however,
actually shit your bag.
415
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,806
Yeah, you know why? Because
I took you two fucking assholes
416
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,677
on a camping trip
'cause Dad couldn't be bothered.
417
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,549
- That's why!
- KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay.
418
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,115
- And I ate some
bad fucking fish.
- Hey, hey, hey.
419
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,769
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey.
- This is bullshit!
420
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,336
Hey, excuse me, hey, can we--
can we take down
421
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,772
the crap sack
Conner piece, please?
422
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,514
Conn? Conn? Conn?
423
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,647
It's coming down.
It's a joke, okay?
424
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,257
- Come on, man. Loosen up.
- CONNOR: I'm good.
425
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,564
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Lose the coat, yeah?
426
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,872
[LAUGHS] Okay.
427
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,048
All right, I gotta circulate.
We can check in later.
428
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,833
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be great
- I'd like that.
429
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,052
It's a great night.
I'm happy you're here.
430
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,793
- Fucking best birthday ever.
- SHIV: Mm-hmm.
431
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,188
Okay. Later.
432
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:37,061
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- ♪ [MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]
433
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,617
♪ [SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
434
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:30,201
Wow. Wow, wow.
435
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:33,161
♪ [LOUD MUSIC RESUMES]
436
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,212
Hey. Hey, hey.
437
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,085
Hey. Oh, I think there's a line
at the treehouse, actually.
438
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,001
Can you fix, please? Thank you.
439
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,699
- What's up?
- Hey, I'm glad I ran into you.
440
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,788
Yeah, yeah, me too.
441
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:56,445
Right, because I might have
to brief the press against you.
442
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:59,927
Oh. The-- the-- the whole press?
443
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:03,322
Yeah. Just Kendall's really
going balls-to-the-wall
444
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,063
- and you know,
you're on the other team.
- Hmm.
445
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:11,068
But I'm gonna try to keep it
targeted rather than terminal.
446
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,157
Thank you kindly, ma'am.
[CHUCKLES]
447
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,421
That's-- that's very
kind of you.
448
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,771
How-- how can
I possibly repay you?
449
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,816
- PARTY STAFF: Hey, Comf?
- You're a very fair maiden
450
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,645
for-- for such activities,
uh, for such a kind--
451
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:24,995
A very evenhanded maiden.
452
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,913
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
453
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,480
You good?
454
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,134
Yeah, yeah.
455
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,620
Yeah, so-- so-- Dad sent me
something for my birthday.
456
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,273
NAOMI: Okay?
457
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,669
It's a little Trojan mindfuck.
458
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:49,280
He's trying to slip a maggot
in the candy apple.
459
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,022
He's offering to buy me out
of my share in the company.
460
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:57,898
Okay. Wow. Like, what is that?
In terms of a number?
461
00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:01,554
Two bill. But it's a mind game.
He's just-- He's worried
462
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,426
I'm not gonna let him keep on
living rent free up here.
463
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,256
- And?
- And fuck him.
464
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,954
Right? Maybe I refuse to engage.
465
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,131
Mind game that, motherfucker.
466
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:18,092
Yeah. That's great. But...
467
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,750
maybe you do take it.
468
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,798
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, may-- maybe-- maybe...
469
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:33,107
maybe I buy you
470
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:36,458
a diamond the size
of the Ritz-Carlton
471
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,460
and a few
illustrious newspapers,
472
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,201
the Globe and Mail,
the LA Times,
473
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,333
I print a front page of my dad
eating dog dick
474
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,161
- every day for a year.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
475
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:48,252
And we're living in Marrakesh
and I'm fucking you
476
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,994
and smoking hash and learning
how to turn a lathe?
477
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,738
- [KENDALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- Um, all good.
478
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:58,437
But do we know
where Lukas Matsson
is right now?
479
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,177
Shiv and Roman have been
asking staff
480
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:03,093
for Matsson's location
and inquiring discreetly
481
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,921
about a private meeting space.
Is that okay?
482
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:10,623
Okay.
483
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,279
Okay. Uh, can--
can the party team
484
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,804
get eyes on Matsson and ask him
to meet me in the treehouse?
485
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,762
COMFRY: Sure.
486
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:22,069
[QUIETLY] Um, can you find
Lukas Matsson and tell...
487
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,507
Hey, I have a location.
488
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,161
- Oh, great. Let's go!
- Yeah.
489
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,989
- But don't fuck this, yeah?
- Oh, come on.
490
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,121
- Easy. No. Upstairs.
- Please, where are we going?
491
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:33,776
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
492
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,083
- What the fuck?
- ROMAN: Yeah. I know.
493
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,215
I think a 40-year-old man
who rebuilds
494
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,000
his childhood treehouse
should immediately
495
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,958
go on
the sex offender registry.
496
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,786
- Hey.
- [SHIV CHUCKLES]
497
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,222
ROMAN: Are you letting me in
or what's the deal?
498
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:46,876
Do you have a rainbow band?
499
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,183
Yes, I'm-- I'm--
I'm a walking rainbow band.
500
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,880
- There he is.
- Oh, hey.
501
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,447
- ROMAN: Hey.
- Okay.
502
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,101
ROMAN: This guy's
not letting us in.
503
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,233
- You done downstairs?
- Yeah. We are done.
504
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,713
Hey, Ken, may we please
step inside
your mental disorder?
505
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,628
- Good one. [CHUCKLES]
- ROMAN: Thanks.
506
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,195
- Okay.
- KENDALL: Um, sorry.
507
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,457
- ROMAN: What?
- That's not possible.
508
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,328
Okay. Why?
509
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,982
[CLICKS TONGUE] Yeah, well,
because the thing is,
510
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:09,464
the treehouse is cool
and you're not cool.
511
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,640
Oh, wow, yes. The coolest
grown man's treehouse
512
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,773
- I've seen in quite a while.
- [ROMAN LAUGHS]
513
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:16,819
Okay. Okay. No, seriously,
guys, just come over--
514
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,865
come over here for a second.
Let's go over here.
515
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,170
Just one second.
516
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,697
Sorry, but, like,
so joking aside...
517
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,307
Great jokes.
518
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,439
There is actually
a real issue here...
519
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,137
- Okay.
- ...and I need to be discreet
520
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,008
because there's a lot
of celebrities around
521
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,576
and if you guys were
in the treehouse, it kinda...
522
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,754
kinda wouldn't feel like
the treehouse, you know?
523
00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,277
[SHIV SCOFFS]
524
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,236
- You're a Nazi lover.
- Oh.
525
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,890
- And you're a Nazi lover.
- Mm-hmm.
526
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,500
And I'm a defender
of liberal democracy.
527
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,110
- [CHUCKLES] Okay.
- And this here is made
528
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,112
from George Washington's
cherry tree, so...
529
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,592
- The fuck?
- Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da.
530
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,246
Are you actually
not gonna let us in?
531
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:53,769
Or are you just
gonna bullshit us a little bit
532
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,510
- before you let us in?
- To see Matsson?
533
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,472
That's why you're here.
You're trying to push
a deal here.
534
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,387
- SHIV: So?
- ROMAN: Who fucking
gives a shit?
535
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,606
Like what's the difference?
I just wanna talk to him.
536
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,868
High-quality personal conduct.
537
00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,783
- Oh.
- Really top rank.
538
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,611
What's the difference? I wanna
talk to him. So what?
539
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,047
Yeah. And you know what happens
if we do talk to him?
540
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:13,093
Either we strike out
and nothing.
541
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,138
Or we succeed, Waystar benefits,
and your net worth goes up by
542
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,184
- several hundred million dollars
- You're welcome.
543
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,708
- Right.
- SHIV: Yeah.
544
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,884
But I have to weigh that against
the consideration that
no losers are allowed.
545
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,190
- Oh my fucking God.
- Okay, I'm going in.
This is fucking stupid.
546
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,192
- Hey, bro, bro.
- This is dumb.
547
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,933
- Hey, look at him!
Oh my God.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
548
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,370
Did you see that?
I just got moved. Um, all right.
549
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,111
- Oh, my God, bro!
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
550
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,591
- What? What is this?
- Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down.
551
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,680
Are you actually gonna what,
stop me?
552
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,855
- KENDALL: You're getting
worked up about a treehouse?
- Yeah.
553
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,508
You know how ridiculous that is?
554
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,249
- [ROMAN LAUGHS]
- Hey, come on in. Wristband him.
555
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:40,903
Yeah, wristband this guy.
Uh, what's his name?
556
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,339
- What is his name? Who is he?
- No idea.
557
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:43,602
- Good. So good. So good.
- See these two?
558
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,951
Don't let these two in, okay?
559
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:47,083
- Yeah.
- This is my treehouse.
560
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,955
- [SHIV CHUCKLING]
- You shouldn't be anywhere
near here.
561
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,044
- ROMAN: Mm-hmm.
- SHIV: What is happening?
562
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,307
Oh, hey, thanks
for the offer, Rome.
563
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,527
Really cool. Great headfuck
from you and Dad, thanks.
564
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:59,095
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
565
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,793
- What's he talking about?
What offer?
- Oh, I hope he fucking dies.
566
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,925
What? Oh, God. That's nothing.
567
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:05,406
- SHIV: What is it?
- It's no-- It's a-- it's a--
568
00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:08,104
it's a little move to ease him
out of the holding company.
569
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,758
You and Dad?
570
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:11,455
Well, he can only sell
to family, right?
571
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,892
And, yeah, I think Dad
put my name on there.
572
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,633
- It's housekeeping.
- Oh, "I think"?
573
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,939
ROMAN: It's a name
on a piece of paper, Shiv.
574
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,767
- It's nothing.
- Okay. So can I be the name
on the piece of paper?
575
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,464
I can't even do anything
with it. It's musical chairs.
576
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,379
I'm sorry. Just, historically,
577
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,859
who owns the fucking company
has been of some interest.
578
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,513
Dad and I handled it.
579
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:26,819
What, you wanna figure out
the financing?
580
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,734
- "Dad and I handled it"?
- Yeah.
581
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:32,999
Wow. Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, I love that. It's great.
582
00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:36,002
No, it's just fucking great.
Fuck you. Fuck this.
583
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:39,614
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
584
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,314
[CLAPPING]
585
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:47,448
There he is. Lukas Matsson.
The Odin of codin'.
586
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,364
My man, my myth,
my fucking monolith.
What's up, bro?
587
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:51,974
- How are you?
- You having a good time?
588
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,454
Do I look like
I'm having a good time?
589
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,935
- No, you do not.
- I am not.
590
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,285
Still haven't figured out
the socials, huh?
591
00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:01,462
Dude, you should get
your algo guy to fix your code.
592
00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:05,205
Listen, heads up, my siblings,
they're looking for you now.
593
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,685
Well, maybe I need to find
594
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,077
an even more
exclusive area then.
595
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:09,818
Like a crawlspace or something.
596
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,646
- KENDALL: Yeah. Maybe.
- Yeah.
597
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,648
They're like emissaries
from the Grand Old Duke of Old.
598
00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:16,695
Dad wants to buy you, so he sent
his winged dildos to schmooze.
599
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,436
I shouldn't say anything.
600
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:21,221
Even the look on my face
is commercially sensitive.
601
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:27,531
But it makes no sense, correct?
Amtrak buys Tesla.
602
00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:29,533
I mean, if anything,
you should buy him.
603
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:34,016
You think? Huh. Well, I really
appreciate your impartial read.
604
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,804
- Yeah.
- Uh, Rava wants to say hi.
605
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:42,068
Sure. Not right now.
When I'm ready.
606
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,069
Okay.
607
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,376
Listen, you should
stay up here, okay?
608
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,857
So you don't get
networked to fuck.
609
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,207
Uh, you need anything?
What can I get you?
610
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,906
Privacy, pussy, pasta.
611
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:57,997
Done. Reece can help you out.
Like pussy, coke, wristwatches,
612
00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:01,261
fucking garganelli, he's like
a one-man dark web.
613
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:05,265
Yo, Reece! Reece, customer
for your candy store, man.
614
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,747
He's not a good guy. Enjoy.
615
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:16,189
KENDALL: Yeah, thanks.
616
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,799
- Hey.
- Hey. They said you were looking
for me.
617
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,583
- Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
618
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,673
I, uh, I just wanted to say hi
before, you know,
619
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,327
everyone's too high.
620
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,938
- Right.
- [CHUCKLES]
621
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,767
Uh, we... we, uh,
might go soon, so...
622
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,681
Well, you can't go.
No, no. I'm doing--
623
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,988
- I'm doing a whole thing.
- RAVA ROY: Oh?
624
00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:34,773
And we got
the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan.
625
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,514
These-- these kids we found
that do Wu-Tang covers.
626
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,952
It's-- it's better
than it sounds. Trust me.
627
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:43,172
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- What? Are you not enjoying it?
628
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:47,873
Yeah. No, it's-- it's a lot
of people. It's-- it's huge.
629
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:51,006
Wow. Savage.
What you gonna do for yours?
630
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,053
Just Sarah and Orla and some,
uh, some pasta alfredo?
631
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:57,447
Three glasses of Chablis
if you're feeling naughty,
and lights out by 11?
632
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,885
That actually sounds
really nice to me.
633
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,582
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.
634
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,932
But listen, um, Gary--
You-- you know Gary?
635
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,760
Yeah. Yeah. I-- I know--
I know Gary.
636
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,284
- Okay.
- Nice little poseable
action figure.
637
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:11,070
- Does he have any genitals?
- Oh, yes, yes.
638
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,594
- Yes.
- He does. Mm-hmm.
639
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,509
Gary has, uh, an early start.
640
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,859
Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh
for the big meet!
641
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:22,342
Okay. Uh, thank you.
Happy birthday. Um...
642
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,561
Oh, did you, uh,
did you get the kids' present?
643
00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,215
They've-- they've made
something for you.
644
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:29,436
What? No.
They made me something?
645
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:32,700
No, I didn't-- that didn't get
to me. What-- when?
646
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,223
When you arrived, who--
who did you give it to?
647
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,008
RAVA: Yeah, we-- I don't know.
648
00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,705
We left it with
one of the people.
649
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,446
They said they would
give it to you, but...
650
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,187
- Fine. Okay.
No, I'll-- I'll find it.
- Yeah.
651
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:44,146
I'm gonna find it
because it'll be logged.
652
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,887
What did it--
what did it look like?
653
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,281
Um, like-- like a present.
654
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:51,153
It had-- it-- it--
It had rabbit wrapping paper.
655
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,415
All right. Got it.
656
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,375
- Fine, uh...
- [CHUCKLES]
657
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,550
- Thank-- thanks for coming.
- Yeah.
658
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:02,773
You know, I might be getting out
from the firm finally.
659
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,167
So we'll, we should--
we'll talk more.
660
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,691
It's great, actually, because
maybe, you know, they'll, uh,
661
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,737
stop sending their goons
to the park
662
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,521
to talk to the nanny
663
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,959
about how often you lose
your temper with the kids.
664
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:20,835
Sorry. Obviously-- obviously
that's not-- that's not cool.
665
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,404
I'll-- I'll-- I'll handle it.
I'm sorry.
666
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:25,796
I'm-- I'm sorry,
I didn't mean...
667
00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,755
Uh-- on your birthday.
668
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:28,974
You didn't wanna burst my--
burst my birthday bubble?
669
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,801
- I didn't.
- Well, good job.
670
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:33,239
- Okay.
- Okay. Uh, rabbits,
rabbit paper.
671
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,370
- Rabbits.
- Got it.
672
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,420
Give my love to Kevin.
673
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:42,335
- [SIGHS]
- Gary.
674
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:51,083
Why didn't that get to me?
Can we trace that gift, please?
675
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,693
- Priority one.
- Yes. Absolutely.
676
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:56,958
Hey, cool shoes, man.
Orthopedics?
677
00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:01,615
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
678
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:04,313
Are they playing
from the approved playlist
in the main room?
679
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:07,142
Because my-- my-- my thing
was all bangers all the time.
680
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,709
Yeah? All bangers all the time.
681
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,276
- I... think so.
- Yeah?
682
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:12,104
They're stopping.
Let's read the playlist.
683
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,106
Listen, this is nothing.
It's-- it's-- it's nothing,
684
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,804
but can we-- can we get
Connor to lose his coat?
685
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,067
- Sure.
- Yeah, it's nothing.
686
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,330
He's-- he's souring the vibe.
687
00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:24,116
And he's making everyone
feel cold. It's not cold, is it?
688
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,118
No. It's at a good level.
689
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,816
Exactly. So let's encourage him
to remove his coat, if he wants,
690
00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,078
loosen this thing up.
691
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,082
Look, it just-- it just--
it just--
692
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:37,085
it just feels like
an asshole's birthday party.
693
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,044
And my thing from the very
first meeting was that
694
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,828
it shouldn't feel like
an asshole's birthday party.
695
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,308
Yeah.
696
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:47,574
- Hey, Ken.
- Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch.
697
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:53,493
You're-- Yeah. Well...
Uh, I've had too much, uh,
698
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,973
can I have one--
one moment with you?
699
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,887
I'm about to do my set, so...
700
00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,152
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's ride. Um, yeah, I--
701
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,328
I was wondering about something
because, uh,
702
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,591
I was just about to
ask Comfry out
703
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:08,116
and then she said this slightly
worrying thing about, um,
704
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,292
how-- how she might have
to do, like, a press brief--
705
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:13,817
You were gonna ask Comfry out?
Comfry, my employee Comfry?
706
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776
Um, yeah.
But-- but is that right?
707
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:18,605
I mean, are you--
Do you have to spin against me?
708
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:21,521
Because I feel like things
are kind of slowing down
709
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:23,044
in-- in that regard, right?
710
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:26,830
No. And she's
out of your league, bro.
711
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,094
Well, yeah, I-- I-- I--
I don't see it that way.
712
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,660
What if I wanna ask her out?
713
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,968
- Uh...
- Inappropriate. But no.
714
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,101
It's best you don't, okay?
715
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:38,233
Too complicated.
She works for me.
716
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:41,367
Clean lines.
Church and State, okay?
717
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:44,631
Okay. I mean, it doesn't-- I--
I don't think it really matters
718
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,112
- because, uh, things are...
- Well, I said no, Greg.
719
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,722
- Sorry?
- I said no.
720
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:51,116
Jesus, dude. Duh!
721
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,250
You're like the world's biggest
fucking parasite.
722
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,035
You're a human tapeworm.
723
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,776
Maybe stop feeding
on your own fucking family,
724
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:02,040
and try sucking some
blood elsewhere. Yeah?
725
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,132
- [LAUGHING]
- GREG HIRSCH: What?
726
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,611
- I'm kidding.
- Okay.
727
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,875
- KENDALL: Or am I?
- I have-- I have--
728
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,181
- Are-- are you kidding? I...
- [LAUGHS]
729
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,097
I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I?
730
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:20,623
What's up?
731
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,364
Wow.
732
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,326
Fucking asshole, man.
733
00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:31,199
[SCREEN BUZZES]
734
00:34:33,462 --> 00:34:35,986
[SCREEN BUZZES]
735
00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:41,427
- ♪ [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
736
00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:44,212
Look at their faces.
So fucking dour.
737
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,735
It's a festivity.
738
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,389
People are supposed
to be festive.
739
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,087
It's fucking bullshit.
740
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,437
Roman and Dad
necking in the catbird seat.
741
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,353
[INHALES SHARPLY]
742
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,224
Did you know anything
about this buyout thing?
743
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:59,184
Why is no one happy?
What-- what-- what is this?
744
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:03,013
Babe, you're harshing
your own mellow, just calm down.
745
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:06,495
♪ [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
746
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,543
CONNOR: I mean, that is
some substantial rigging.
747
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:13,415
- What do you think that cost?
- I don't know, baby.
748
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,461
Hi, Connor.
I'd like to offer you
749
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,376
a complimentary
cashmere sweater.
750
00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:19,334
We're handing them out
to prestige guests.
751
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,031
I have my coat. I'm fine.
752
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:25,123
Well, the coat check
was supposed to take that,
753
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,168
but I'd be happy to.
754
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:30,040
Respectfully, I don't trust
those things.
755
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,479
I lost a Norwegian Wool
in a fusion restaurant
in Vancouver.
756
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:37,700
Kendall would really
appreciate it
757
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,138
- if you took the sweater.
- What?
758
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,097
Hey, my partner is cold
and he'd like to keep
his fucking coat on, okay?
759
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,708
And he's running to be
the next President
of the United States of America,
760
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,580
so maybe you should
show him some fucking respect.
761
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,022
She would not fuck off.
762
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:56,676
Yeah, she did.
763
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,550
Hi, I had to kill a man for it,
764
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,596
but step aside,
hombre, let me in.
765
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,554
I'm sorry, sir. I really can't.
He said you're not coming in.
766
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:07,513
Yeah. He was joking.
That's my brother, okay?
767
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,818
- You can Google it. It's not a--
- Sir.
768
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,864
Are you touching me?
769
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,561
This man is groping the guests.
You do not have my permission.
770
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,867
You do not have my permission
to touch me.
771
00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:22,789
♪ [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
772
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,312
ROMAN: Hey.
773
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,662
There you are,
fucking hiding from me.
774
00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:27,837
Like a human VPN.
775
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,058
- How you doing?
- I'm all right.
776
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:35,541
I'm just, uh, you know,
you can fill in the blanks.
777
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,760
No, I hear you.
It's fucking life, right?
778
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,675
It's fucking exhausting.
779
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,808
I just wanna find a good pussy
and get out, you know.
780
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,592
ROMAN: Uh-huh.
781
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,855
- Mission, side mission.
- [LAUGHS] I hear you, man.
782
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,727
I fucking love pussy.
You see my mom's?
783
00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,642
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
- [LAUGHS]
784
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,296
You seen my mom's?
785
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,993
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
- It's not-- it's not great.
786
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:56,039
No, um, sure. I mean,
not touching that one.
787
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,912
Um, question.
788
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:01,610
My old man got a little bit
grumpy this morning,
789
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:03,960
but you weren't trying
to humiliate him, right? I mean,
790
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,920
everyone says, I mean,
fucking everyone says,
791
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,357
last big legacy content library,
792
00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:11,533
last fucking super app
streaming platform.
793
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,190
We fit obviously, right?
794
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,626
- People say we fit.
- Yeah.
795
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,804
Well, I guess I do have
one question, though.
796
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,415
Yeah, hit me up.
797
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:24,938
When will your father die?
798
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,463
When will--
When will my father die?
799
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,856
- LUKAS MATSSON: Yeah.
- Um...
800
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,425
Like, I don't wanna be rude,
but...
801
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,732
what kinda shape is he in?
802
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:40,693
We're talking less than a year,
or it's more like five years?
803
00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,782
- Um...
- 'Cause if it's five, that's--
804
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,611
- it's a long time.
- Uh-huh.
805
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:46,742
It-- it would be better sooner,
wouldn't it?
806
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,875
[LAUGHS]
807
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,964
No, no, no. I know, like,
we're-- we're laughing here,
808
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:53,053
but you know, that is my dad,
so, you know...
809
00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:55,490
- Right. Yeah.
- Go easy there, chief!
810
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,231
- LUKAS: No, I-- I can tell
that it's a bit weird for you.
- That's okay.
811
00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:59,364
It's just I-- I don't like
the idea of a man...
812
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,542
- hanging over me.
- Oh, fuck yeah.
813
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,500
No, I-- I can understand.
Who the fuck wants that? Yeah.
814
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,895
The guru guy who's fucking--
fucking bullshit, you know?
815
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,331
- ROMAN: Okay.
- 'Cause it's--
816
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,290
it's not my world, media.
817
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,334
- ROMAN: Yeah.
- So...
818
00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:19,079
- His death would clear space.
- Mm-hmm.
819
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,386
- LUKAS: With due respect.
- Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no.
820
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,040
I know. Um, I mean, like,
we're all obviously...
821
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,216
hugely looking forward
to my father dying,
822
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:29,481
but, um, there-- there's
another shape to this.
823
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:33,136
How about you never ever
have to speak to him?
824
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:37,837
I mean, you work out of,
uh, Austin, London, Stockholm,
Geneva, whatever.
825
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,143
Totally separate
corporate identities,
826
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,755
- and StarGo we burn, obviously.
- Yes.
827
00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,670
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
828
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,802
- Like burn the codes
and fucking...
- [LAUGHS]
829
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:49,065
- ...acid bath those servers!
- Fucking we can do that.
830
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,850
We can do that together.
Let's do it.
831
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:52,678
- Yeah.
- Absolutely. I mean,
GoJo full bore.
832
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,723
I mean, our library,
our firepower,
833
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,421
our relationships for content.
834
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,423
And like good shit,
you know what I mean?
835
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:01,730
Like not fucking gay moms
and wheelchair kids bullshit,
836
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:04,951
like popular actual good shit.
837
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,083
And on the occasion that
you need to send up
838
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,216
a fucking smoke signal
from Geneva,
839
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:11,000
then that goes through me.
840
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,220
You won't ever, ever
have to deal with him.
841
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,353
- All right.
- Or see him, or talk to him,
or hear-- nothing.
842
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:20,140
And you know that StarGo truly,
truly is a piece of shit.
843
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:23,012
It's a piece of shit. I know.
844
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:27,321
I like to open it just to see
how long it takes
for the landing page to load.
845
00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:29,628
It is a piece of shit.
Hey, why don't we, um...
846
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,634
Why don't we just, like,
take a big old piss on our app?
847
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:38,376
I'm going to open up the app
on my phone,
848
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,639
and we can stream some piss
on our little
streaming platform.
849
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,728
- How's that sound?
- Fuck yeah.
850
00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,904
- Nineteen, twenty...
- [CHUCKLES]
851
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:48,255
- ...twenty-one, twenty-two.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
852
00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:52,607
So, I can't piss near
other men due to...
853
00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:54,435
we don't know what reason,
but please. [CLICKS TONGUE]
854
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,829
- Go ahead.
- Don't mind if I do.
855
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,613
Yeah. Enjoy.
856
00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:03,749
[GROANS, LAUGHS]
857
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:06,316
So, I know GoJo is your baby,
858
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:09,058
and we do not wanna interfere
with that at all.
859
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:11,017
- You're the genius.
- Damn right I am.
860
00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:13,541
Yep, so bearing that in mind,
861
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,369
would you consider
meeting with my dad?
862
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:19,547
Yeah.
863
00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:22,855
And you'd be interested
in selling to us maybe?
864
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:27,599
Yeah, well, if all this is true,
then... yeah.
865
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:30,340
- How's Monday?
- Monday is great.
866
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,342
And if I were to shake your hand
right now, could I go
867
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,649
tell my dad that I basically
just bought GoJo for him?
868
00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,390
[CHUCKLES] No.
869
00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:38,479
But you can tell him
I'm in the conversation.
870
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:41,569
- Fucking A, I'll take it.
- Okay. Take this.
871
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,049
[CHUCKLES] Will do.
872
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,877
- Are we amazing?
- [CHUCKLES]
873
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,531
I think I might be the best
businessman in America.
874
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:50,056
Hey, check this out.
Still fucking loading.
875
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:52,580
- You piece of shit.
- Shit.
876
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,887
- ROMAN: Fuck you! [SPITS]
- [LUKAS LAUGHS]
877
00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,976
Okay. [SIGHS] If you wanna
put on the harness,
878
00:40:56,976 --> 00:41:00,109
you can tuxedo up,
step up onto the footrest.
879
00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,937
Then we'll strap you in.
880
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:05,463
You'll have 30 seconds,
and the rig will fly you up
881
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,768
and into position.
882
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,554
You'll have a three, two, one,
883
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,599
and you'll see
the green light, okay?
884
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,732
That's the countdown
to the intro.
885
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,386
You ready?
You ready to crucify Billy Joel?
886
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,215
Yeah, yeah.
887
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:21,435
[CHUCKLES] I'm just kidding.
You're gonna be great.
888
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:25,004
Remember the thing he said
about the rig spiraling,
889
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:29,182
so just, like, keep still, yeah?
That sounded serious.
890
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,618
Okay. Harness, then mic.
891
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:35,101
Ready to rock?
You wanna get changed?
892
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:38,408
Yeah, you know what? Uh...
893
00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:41,716
I don't think I'm gonna do this.
894
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,371
You don't wanna do it?
895
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:48,767
No, it's-- it's-- [SCOFFS]
It's bullshit. No.
896
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:52,335
Because you did say
if you don't lean right in,
it could come across dumb.
897
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:55,556
And your speech
kind of tees it up
with a kind of ironic,
898
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:58,037
"This is the culmination
of my life's journey,
899
00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:01,388
- to be crucified to save
you morons, and..."
- I'm not doing it. It's-- it's--
900
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:05,261
it's like 15 layers
overdetermined master's degree
fucking hokum.
901
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,960
Let's just-- let's just pull it.
I mean, what-- what is it?
902
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,963
It's dressed in a tuxedo,
nailed to a cross,
903
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,965
singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel?
904
00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,532
It doesn't make
any fucking sense.
905
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,012
Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?
906
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,450
[CLICKS TONGUE] Ah, fuck. Uh...
907
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,542
I don't know. I don't--
You know what? I don't think so.
908
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:27,196
No? Okay.
909
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,677
Tell 'em they've got it
all ahead of them. Yeah.
910
00:42:33,942 --> 00:42:36,684
That's a fucking relief.
911
00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:40,383
♪ ["DON'T GAS ME"
BY DIZZEE RASCAL
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] ♪
912
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,518
♪ Make a turn and dip
With the bass on max ♪
913
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:46,302
♪ Yeah, they heard my shit
Yeah, they heard my shit ♪
914
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:48,174
♪ Streaming, no CDs
915
00:42:48,174 --> 00:42:49,958
♪ No burners skipped
Got the playlist ♪
916
00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:51,830
♪ There I don't burn and rip
On the M25 ♪
917
00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:53,832
♪ Yeah, I swerve and slip
Yeah, I swerve and slip ♪
918
00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:55,877
♪ Took a pop
And a car rolled up ♪
919
00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:57,879
♪ And they said, "Swear down"
And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
920
00:42:57,879 --> 00:42:59,751
♪ They said, "Fam, you're a star
Can I get a quick pic ♪
921
00:42:59,751 --> 00:43:01,535
♪ For the 'gram?"
And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
922
00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:03,581
♪ Messed around
One pretty brown ting ♪
923
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,234
♪ Said she love me long time
And I said, "Don't gas me" ♪
924
00:43:05,234 --> 00:43:07,193
♪ I went shop
And the boss man said ♪
925
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,890
♪ "Don't pay me, it's fine"
And I said, "What" ♪
926
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,544
♪ You ain't gotta gas
I'm gas, fam... ♪
927
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:13,808
♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES]
928
00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:18,160
Oh, hey.
929
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,729
- Hey, Comf, how's it going?
- Hey. Good.
930
00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:24,340
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's good.
931
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,388
Ken had me try to call
Springsteen to rescue the vibe
932
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:32,827
and then that got countermanded
and now I'm working on a...
933
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:37,049
jetpack for him to leave through
the retractable ceiling
934
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,355
that takes 48 hours
to move, so...
935
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,532
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
936
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:46,014
Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas
are jokes, but some aren't.
937
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:49,104
Very weird. Yes, indeed.
[CLEARS THROAT]
938
00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,110
What?
939
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:58,853
No, me-- No, nothing. Yeah.
Ye-- Yeah, um...
940
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:02,683
It's stupid, but earlier, um,
941
00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:04,554
before I heard you were gonna
942
00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:06,426
orchestrate
a smear campaign against me,
943
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,428
I-- I was actually gonna ask you
944
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,430
if you wanted to
grab a drink sometime.
945
00:44:11,126 --> 00:44:13,085
Oh, okay.
946
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:16,741
Yeah, but then, um, Kendall,
947
00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:19,482
you know, Ken-- Kendall,
he said, um...
948
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,702
COMFRY: He said what?
949
00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:26,968
He just said maybe not.
Clean lines. Church and State.
950
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:28,883
Wrong time, wrong place. But--
951
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,190
but maybe...
952
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,933
when-- when you're
not working for him anymore
953
00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:36,978
and trying to destroy
my reputation
954
00:44:36,978 --> 00:44:39,024
- and, and such--
- You know, I've spent a week
955
00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:41,504
researching where to get
lunchboxes from the '80s
956
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,681
to serve canapes from?
957
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,421
Like the one he used
to take to school.
958
00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:47,772
And then he decided that
he didn't want lunchboxes,
959
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:50,513
and so now I have
all these He-Man lunchboxes
in my apartment,
960
00:44:50,513 --> 00:44:52,298
and I have to resell them
on eBay,
961
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:53,952
and his office wants receipts.
962
00:44:56,606 --> 00:45:00,349
So if you wanna ask me out,
then ask me out.
963
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:04,440
- Do you wanna go out sometime?
- Yes.
964
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,051
Great.
965
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,796
Wow. She's--
she's really dancing there.
966
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,711
Very-- very emancipated.
967
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,538
♪ No burners skipped
Got the playlist ♪
968
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,802
♪ There I don't burn and rip
On the M25... ♪
969
00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,717
Do you know what she's taken?
970
00:45:21,109 --> 00:45:22,676
I don't think
she's taken anything.
971
00:45:23,938 --> 00:45:26,636
Just getting the demons out,
I guess.
972
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,553
KENDALL: Hey, you found the gift
from my kids?
973
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:35,515
Um, I don't believe so.
974
00:45:35,515 --> 00:45:39,084
No? Uh-huh. Well, uh--
Okay. That's not good.
975
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,130
Uh, will you give us
a moment, please?
976
00:45:50,008 --> 00:45:54,534
They made me something
apparently, so I gotta find it.
977
00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:05,893
Hey, Ken, it'll-- it'll turn up.
978
00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,678
Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up
if we don't look for it.
979
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:11,246
- Well, I know that.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.
980
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,205
I'm just saying.
981
00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:16,382
[MUTTERING]
Where the fuck is it?
982
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,741
Hey, Ken, take a break.
983
00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:32,137
Would you like my gift?
984
00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:38,970
Yeah. Yes, I would.
Yes, I would love that.
985
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:55,247
- NAOMI: It's a watch.
- Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks.
986
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:57,727
- Thanks, Nay.
- I'm, like, really bad
at presents. [LAUGHS]
987
00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,599
- It-- I like it, all right.
- Just-- just give it back.
988
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:00,992
- No, I like it. I like it.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.
989
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,994
Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh--
990
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,735
Can I see?
Is it-- is it-- is it, um...
991
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:08,086
- inscribed, or...
- No, it's just a stupid watch.
992
00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:09,739
Okay? I'll get you
something else.
993
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:14,962
Do you, uh... want a blow job?
994
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:16,834
Hah. No, it's just...
995
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:22,970
I don't wanna be a dick,
but I-- I have a watch,
996
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,537
you know, I have my watch.
997
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,060
It's a shitty gift, okay?
998
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,757
- I'm... bad.
- No, Nay, listen.
999
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,502
Yeah, I'm just trying to get
inside your head and figure out
1000
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,201
why you would give me this gift.
1001
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:41,597
Yeah, it's fine.
1002
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,123
- It's fine.
- Ken?
1003
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,479
Hey! Ken, come on.
1004
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:59,398
Ken, come on, seriously,
okay? Look...
1005
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:01,356
- I'm gonna look for that gift.
- Hey, stop.
1006
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:08,842
Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm--
Stop, stop, stop.
1007
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:09,974
- Just chill!
- [KENDALL MUTTERING
INDISTINCTLY]
1008
00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:17,851
I'm sorry.
1009
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,027
It's okay.
1010
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,772
This is so pathetic.
1011
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:30,908
I wish I was...
1012
00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:42,745
What?
1013
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,358
I wish I was home.
1014
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,577
Let's go home.
1015
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:52,277
Are you okay?
1016
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,627
Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you
keep asking if I'm okay?
1017
00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:57,543
Well, just-- I haven't seen
you smile in, like six hours.
1018
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,632
You don't have to smile
to be happy, Greg.
1019
00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,982
I'm enjoying very much
thinking about myself
1020
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,550
and my own various skills
and abilities.
1021
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,857
Shall we try
the compliment tunnel?
1022
00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:09,555
- Sure.
- It could be nice.
1023
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:12,297
- Why are you so happy?
- Ooh!
1024
00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:13,951
- Me?
- Yeah.
1025
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,519
[CHUCKLES] Well, uh,
actually, because I, uh,
1026
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:20,870
I have met the most
wonderful girl in the world.
1027
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,524
You're just fantastic.
1028
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:25,527
Yes, I am amazing. Amazing.
1029
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,747
I mean, it's possible
she's only going out with me
1030
00:49:27,747 --> 00:49:30,489
due to, you know,
rancor or pique.
1031
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:32,491
COMPLIMENTER:
You're so full of grace.
1032
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:35,450
- What's that?
- I think he said
you're full of grace.
1033
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,192
That's a weird thing to say.
You being sarcastic?
1034
00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:40,020
- He being sarcastic?
- No, I think it's...
1035
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,022
Full of gra--
Full of fucking what? What?
1036
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:45,330
- What did you say?
- Wait. Tom, To-- Easy.
1037
00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:47,767
He's just--
You're doing the job, right?
1038
00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:49,943
And he's had a little cocaine
tonight, so I think he's...
1039
00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:52,119
Dude, don't say that.
Don't say that.
1040
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:54,426
I'm a public figure who could
one day run for high office
1041
00:49:54,426 --> 00:49:57,081
or lead a Fortune 500.
Don't say that.
1042
00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,866
All right. He's a lovely guy.
[CHUCKLES]
1043
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:01,085
You're doing great work.
1044
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,392
You're so merry.
1045
00:50:05,306 --> 00:50:07,308
Well, yeah, it's just...
1046
00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:10,181
I don't know. I-- I'm excited
about my date. I like her.
1047
00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:12,139
- What can I say? It's exciting.
- You're the best.
1048
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,141
- GREG: Thank you.
- TOM: Fuck off.
1049
00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:17,405
You seem much happier
than me, Greg.
1050
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:21,279
I feel happy, I guess.
It's not a finite pie,
1051
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,237
- we can both happy.
- Uh-huh, sure.
1052
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:25,979
But it's supposed to be me
that's happy, and it's you.
1053
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:28,329
How did that happen? Huh?
1054
00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:30,636
I took the wrong drugs
in the wrong order,
1055
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,333
and I can't get happy.
1056
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,553
Well, can't you just
be happy you're free?
1057
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,816
No, 'cause you've ruined it.
1058
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,210
- How have I ruined it?
- I don't know. You just have.
1059
00:50:41,516 --> 00:50:44,128
♪ [LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]
1060
00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,999
- ROMAN: Hey, there she is.
- SHIV: Hey.
1061
00:50:45,999 --> 00:50:47,740
- ROMAN: Hey.
- What are you up to?
What's going on?
1062
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,090
I heard you were speaking.
Did you get to Matsson?
1063
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:53,354
Are you okay?
Onlookers reported you having
some kind of breakdown.
1064
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,052
People were anxious that
you maybe swallowed your tongue.
1065
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,619
Yeah, I was dancing.
1066
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,273
I heard it looked like
a cry for help.
1067
00:50:59,273 --> 00:51:02,102
"The Dance of the Sugar
Plum Failure." [GIGGLES]
1068
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:05,497
- Fuck you. You spoke to him?
- Uh, yup.
1069
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:08,587
- SHIV: And?
- You mind if I don't say?
1070
00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:10,545
[LAUGHS] Are you f--
Okay, come on.
1071
00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:13,548
All right. Don't worry about it,
Shivvy. I'll handle it.
1072
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,333
You can go cut a rug.
1073
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,466
- Rome, seriously, come on.
- I am being serious.
1074
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,642
I will talk to Dad and see
if he wants to loop you in.
1075
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,557
He often does
like to loop you in.
1076
00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:25,473
Rome, just--
just fucking tell me.
1077
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,606
This is important,
and I might need to finesse.
1078
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,564
- Oh, you need to finesse?
- Yeah.
1079
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,523
Thank you. That's kind.
How would you finesse
1080
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,568
something that's done?
What, by ruining it?
1081
00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:35,657
- No, by making sure you don't--
- The thing is that Lukas and I
1082
00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:38,007
have, like, a thing,
and I don't see how you fit in.
1083
00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:39,705
You know what? If you wanna
show off to somebody,
1084
00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,402
maybe do it to somebody
who gives a shit.
1085
00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:43,709
You're having a very bad day,
I know that,
1086
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:46,538
what with hearing
that you have to continue
to share your apartment
1087
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,583
with the old meat wardrobe,
but, you know,
1088
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,759
try to keep your wig on, yeah?
1089
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,674
- I'm the one
in a functioning relationship.
- Sure you are.
1090
00:51:52,674 --> 00:51:54,894
I saw you, you know, I saw
you sipping Dad's champagne
1091
00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:56,417
looking like you were
sucking a lemon.
1092
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:58,463
I don't drink on workdays...
1093
00:51:58,463 --> 00:51:59,638
- You don't drink on workdays.
- ...because I have self-control.
1094
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,075
Okay. That's what that is. Okay.
1095
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:03,642
I thought maybe you were
thinking about all the dick
you were gonna ride
1096
00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,687
- when he was inside?
- Oh, my fucking God.
1097
00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:07,733
You know what? No one likes
talking about me fucking guys
1098
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:10,039
- as much as you do.
Do you know that?
- Mm-hmm.
1099
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:12,129
SIOBHAN: Why is that?
Is that because
you're the COO who can't fuck?
1100
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,132
Hmm. [CLICKS TONGUE] Mmm.
1101
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,264
Did you think Tom
was going to jail?
1102
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:18,961
- Did you? Did you?
- No, I'm happy he's
not going to jail.
1103
00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,485
Oh, I'm sure you are.
You look really happy.
1104
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,965
Did you think he was, though?
Maybe?
1105
00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:25,229
He-- There was a chance
he was going to jail?
Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail?
1106
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,882
Fuck, maybe
I was gonna go to jail.
1107
00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,407
And because Kendall's...
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1108
00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:31,670
...that it was all about you.
You thought it was ladies' night
1109
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:33,889
and they were playing your song,
but guess what?
1110
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:36,979
You were wrong! All the men
got together in man club
1111
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:40,026
and we decided, sweetheart,
everything's fine, so just...
1112
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,595
- We got it.
- You know, he is using you
1113
00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:45,684
as a messenger boy,
but as usual...
1114
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,947
- Mm-hmm.
- ...you're too fucking dumb
to see it.
1115
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:50,776
It's difficult. I get it.
It's very difficult for you
1116
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,953
to have to do the dance for Dad
because you just suck
at dancing.
1117
00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:55,868
You're a piece of shit,
you know that?
1118
00:52:55,868 --> 00:52:57,478
ROMAN: It turns out he loves it
when I do the Daddy dance,
1119
00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,785
but I guess that's
because he loves me.
1120
00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:02,091
He loves fucking me,
and he just doesn't wanna
fuck you anymore.
1121
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,833
What are you even talking about?
You're so gross.
1122
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,619
[LAUGHS] Oh, Daddy doesn't
love his little carrot top
1123
00:53:07,619 --> 00:53:10,709
even when she does her
little Daddy dance.
1124
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:13,146
- Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance.
- I fucking hate you, man.
1125
00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:15,670
Oh, shit. Look who it is.
It's birthday boy. Hey!
1126
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:18,064
- Happy birthday, man.
- Enough, yeah?
1127
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,370
Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry.
Good night.
1128
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,678
Neither of you should
be in here.
1129
00:53:23,678 --> 00:53:25,941
Oh my God, you're right.
Someone call the cops!
1130
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,726
Intruders have breached
the masturbatorium!
1131
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,467
KENDALL:
You're both full of shit.
1132
00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:31,077
And you came here
to fuck me behind my back.
1133
00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:32,687
And you're ghouls
and you're disgusting.
1134
00:53:32,687 --> 00:53:36,430
- Sorry. Whoops.
- Can we get them out?
1135
00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:38,693
- ROMAN: Oh, get them out?
- KENDALL: Can we
get them out, please?
1136
00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:40,652
Um, it's a little late
for that, buddy.
I already spoke to Mattson.
1137
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,436
Who hates you, by the way,
and laughs at you constantly.
1138
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:43,916
Just stop.
1139
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,526
ROMAN: Oh, what?
Go easy on birthday boy?
1140
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:47,180
Did you come here to see me
at all?
1141
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,139
You didn't, did you, Shiv?
1142
00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:52,446
Well, look, we haven't been
getting along that great lately,
1143
00:53:52,446 --> 00:53:54,579
so what do you think? Surprised?
1144
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:58,409
- GoJo was my idea.
- [LAUGHS]
1145
00:53:58,409 --> 00:54:00,324
- You stole my idea.
- "You stole my idea."
1146
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,675
What are you, fucking six?
Dude, you lost. No big deal.
1147
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:05,503
No need to cry about it.
You lost.
1148
00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:08,506
You like the spying, Shiv?
On my daughter?
1149
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:10,769
- Oh.
- On your niece? You like that?
1150
00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:12,553
- Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken.
- ROMAN:
It's not a fucking big deal.
1151
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,381
- Who gives a shit?
- We are spying?
1152
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,122
ROMAN: Yes, of-- Oh, come on.
Of course we are.
1153
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:18,124
It's a fucking party game.
He's in Dad's shit,
1154
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:20,431
so we're up in his,
everybody's in the shit.
1155
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,520
- Don't act like
you're fucking clean.
- No, okay. That is disgusting.
1156
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,304
It's disgusting?
What, you're siding
with him now? Traitor?
1157
00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:26,741
I'm just saying
there's a line, bro.
1158
00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:28,352
- Fucking Sophie and Iverson?
They're kids.
- ROMAN: Oh, there's a line now?
1159
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,918
There's a fucking line now?
No line for him,
1160
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,790
no line for you,
but there's a line for me?
1161
00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,531
You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts
who can't fucking bear
1162
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,576
to see me win. That's it.
That's all this is.
1163
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,622
You're not a real person.
1164
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,928
You know that?
You're not a real person.
1165
00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,887
You're not real.
1166
00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:44,411
Come on. Why don't you
hit me maybe?
1167
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,239
- Come on.
- Come on, shitty Jesus.
1168
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,329
You know you want to.
Just fucking hit me. Do it.
1169
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,897
"I'm not a real person."
Fuck you.
1170
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,420
All right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1171
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,204
Have a good birthday,
okay, fuckface?
1172
00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:57,206
- CONNOR: Hey, what is this?
- Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
1173
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,470
[LAUGHING] Are you okay?
Happy birthday.
1174
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:01,515
Everybody just take it easy,
okay?
1175
00:55:02,429 --> 00:55:06,607
[ROMAN LAUGHING]
1176
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,047
Take your coat off.
1177
00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:16,791
- Take your fucking coat off.
- That's enough. That's enough.
1178
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,317
KENDALL:
Take your fucking coat off!
1179
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:23,058
- [ROMAN GIGGLES]
- Like a fucking eight-year-old.
You're an asshole.
1180
00:55:23,058 --> 00:55:27,889
It's funny. It's funny.
You're gonna laugh at it later.
1181
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:29,674
- Let's-- let's...
- You're gonna wake up
in the middle of the night...
1182
00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,937
- Let's go.
- ...and be like,
"That was funny."
1183
00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,199
To the birthday boy.
1184
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:35,767
♪ [QUIET PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
1185
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,595
Hey, you wanna go
someplace else?
1186
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,248
Like out, out? Now?
1187
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,035
No thanks, honey.
1188
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:48,954
I might be up for a while.
1189
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,309
Hey, Dad. I nailed him.
1190
00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:58,442
I am the only child
you'll ever need.
1191
00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,096
You can kill the others.
Love you.
1192
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,360
Hey, you can piss off.
I'm gonna walk home.
1193
00:56:08,974 --> 00:56:12,717
♪ [SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES]
1194
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,379
Hey.
1195
00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:30,996
I think the party's over, yeah?
1196
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:35,000
Yeah. Just a party.
1197
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:39,265
Let it fizzle. Come.
1198
00:56:56,500 --> 00:57:00,329
♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES]
1199
00:58:24,849 --> 00:58:26,764
♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES]