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That looks good.

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Yeah, I think we're good.
That's good.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah. I mean, yeah.

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Pretty good, man.

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That means funny, right?

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I think good.

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And then you're gonna do the--

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- Your whole, like, thing?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean fuck it, right?
Just fucking go nut-nut.

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Pure excess, full bore,
yeah?

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Yeah.

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- What? No?
- No-- Yeah, I th-- I think.

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No, it's like I've gone
anti-fragile.

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I can--
I can accommodate anything.

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If I start second guessing,
it collapses.

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Right. I think that is right.

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This is the full fucking thing.
It's gonna be epic.

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This is the full fucking thing!

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We're good, right?
All makes sense?

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Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah,
this is great work, Rome.

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Well, obviously,
the main thing is the...

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organizational cultural thing.

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Mm. Mm-hmm.

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I think, you know, everyone
agrees that GoJo makes sense.

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No one needs persuading of that.

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Ah, well, kind of regret
staying up all night

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with my assholes then.

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No. It's just about,
you know, us here who get it,

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oiling the wheels
and making sure
there's no friction.

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Well, of course.
I mean, I would say

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we can handle the human stuff
without too much issue.

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That needn't concern us.

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That actually comes naturally
to some of us.

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Which is why I focused

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on integration benefits
and deal detail.

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Great. Yeah.
I'm just saying, big picture.

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Well, big picture is made
from small details, so...

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- TOM WAMBSGANS:
Guys, guys, honestly.
- Business lesson.

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It's just nerves.
You've done really great work.

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Let's go and help your dad
make the deal.

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Yeah. All right.

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- Nice rally call, Braveheart.
- I try, I try.

44
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- And you're going tonight?
- Ken Fest?

45
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- Yeah.
- I wouldn't think so.

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Uh, if Matsson does,
maybe for follow up?

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Gonna be pretty horrific.
Your brother in a porta-potty
rolling down a hill.

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- I might have to go
just to see how bad it is.

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Aww, brudders.

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Fuck you.
It's pure rubbernecking.

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Okay. What's this?

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Uh,
maybe Mattson's here early?

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Or she's gonna give birth

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to Dad's baby while we chant
a Satanic mass.

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It's like he's having
a midlife crisis, aged 80.

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- It's fine.
- No, it's not, Rome.

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He's fucking an assistant
who's 50 years younger than him.

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It's not a crisis.
That's normal.

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It's the opposite of a crisis.

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We should all be
so fucking lucky.

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- Hiya.
That's so funny.

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Oh. Okay. Champagne?

63
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Uh, did you do it already?
Did you land GoJo already
without us, Dad?

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We're not celebrating.

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Long road ahead.

66
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Lovely long open road.
Wind in our hair.

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Wind in your hair?

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We've had a vibration.

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I've been speaking
to a contact

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- with connections at DOJ.
- Laurie?

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Well, we have
a number of friends.

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And the word is,
on the down-low,

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that they've seen
everything now.

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They've reviewed,

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and they're happy
with how we're engaging,

76
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and they're coming to the view
that Kendall overpromised.

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And perhaps some men
were terribly naughty
back in the day,

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but nothing systemic,
nothing sanctioned.

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It's going to be a number.

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- Just a number?
- Nothing custodial.

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- For anyone.
- Uh, no prison?

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Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so.

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- Here's to us!
- To us!

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And... to justice!

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To justice. Yeah.

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I'll remember.

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Well, congratulations, Dad.
You've done it again.

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It's great.

89
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Let's just hope
you don't do it again, right?

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No. Lessons learned.

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And here's to Tom!

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Uh, long road ahead.
No premature celebrations.

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Mm-hmm, absolutely.
Amen to that!

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Top me up, why don't ya?

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Take me home, country roads!

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Just gonna run
to the little boy's room.

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Okay. Okay. Enough, enough.
No more mooning.

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No more backslapping.
GoJo! GoJo! GoJo!

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- Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh.

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Hello.

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Hey, scooch over
a little bit, buddy.

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Mm-hmm.

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Thank you, Greg.

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Yes!

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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Yeah, fuck yeah!

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- What? What?

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What is going on?
Wh-- Are you okay?

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Apologies, Greg, I may have
gotten a little carried away.

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But I just popped around
to say...

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that no one is going to jail.

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Gerri spoke to the DOJ...

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and the Waystar Two...
...are free.

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Okay. Is it real?

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It was good news.

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What are we looking at
in terms of, uh,

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what are the responses
looking like?

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<i>Uh, I think about 80 percent </i>
of your A-list is yeses

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<i>and 15 percent are maybes.</i>

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Okay. Well, maybes are nos,
let's not live in a dream world.

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But, uh, who's in?

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<i>Off the top of my head, </i>
it's great.

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<i>- Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David...</i>
<i>- KENDALL ROY: Nice.</i>

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<i>...Anna, Tom, Tory, </i>
Jeff, Elon, Lukas,

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<i>Jennifer and Emma, yeses. </i>
Chloe is still a maybe.

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And, uh...
...and the sibs?

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<i>Um, yeah, uh...</i>

129
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Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine.

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This is fucking cool, Comfry.
Hey, hey, listen,

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you have a good time, too, yeah?
Like everyone,

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servers, fucking...
the imagineers, the DJ crew,

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you know,
this is highly egalitarian,

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like, do your job,
but fucking get your drink on

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get your buzz on.

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There's no boundaries
if you're cool.

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Mission Control out!
Shit is about to pop off!

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- Party!

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It's my birthday! Fuck you!

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- Whoo!

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Hey, hey.

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There might be
a problem with GoJo.

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Okay. Where's Matsson?

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He's sent Sherpas.
He's not coming.

145
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Okay.

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It's off. Tell these kids
to fuck off. Meeting cancelled.

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Okay, well,
what's the downside, Dad?

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You know, meet these guys,
could read petulant not to?

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If he wants to send a nobody--

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Well, his CFO and a whole team
of, uh, people...

151
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He's going to this
fucking party, isn't he? Huh?

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Where is he?
Getting his nails done,

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asshole whitened?

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I think we might
have to court him

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- a little, is the thing.
- Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

156
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It's bad fucking juju
to start like this.

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Can we not at least talk

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- to the nobodies a little...
- No! No. We have other options.

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Do we, though?
This could be our last chance

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to avoid
the legacy media graveyard.

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Frank's reached out
to Nan about Pierce.

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What? Seriously?
We're going after Pierce again?

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It's exciting.

164
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Okay. That's it.
Everyone back to work.

165
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,626
The deal makes sense.
It's a great deal.

166
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but he won't make the deal
because he's an arrogant prick.

167
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:16,023
Fine. Matsson's an asshole.
Fucking of course he is.

168
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,416
But do we burn
our only parachute
because of that?

169
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,505
It's just
smart business, Shiv.

170
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:23,683
I don't wanna pay over
the odds. And eventually,

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the market will make him
make the deal.

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- Unless someone makes
a better offer first.

173
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Yeah, Dad, this is it.
We have a scale issue.

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Our streaming platform
is for shit.

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And-- and we have nothing
that looks like growth.

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This gets us consequentially
into streaming,

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00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,700
it gets us into sports betting,
it gets us into social media.

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We have a little window.

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Miss this, and we end up
being a pilot fish

180
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nibbling leftovers
from Bezos's fucking teeth.

181
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:49,273
Kerry? What was it, that thing
you said about Matsson?

182
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He thinks he's a genius.

183
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,190
He's made one good piece
of tech. Fuck him.

184
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,845
We appreciate your input, Kerry,
but "fuck him"

185
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,674
- is not good tactics.
- It is good tactics.

186
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,460
Dad, please, if you don't wanna
talk to Matsson,

187
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,723
fine, but let me.

188
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,768
Or let me. Or we can both do it.

189
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,465
He's gonna be at the party,
right?

190
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:08,902
- You're going?
- Mm-hmm.

191
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,382
Can't hurt.

192
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,082
Fine. But don't go in
too strong.

193
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:18,694
This is a black box
and I don't want to overpay.

194
00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,870
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it.

195
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,394
Yeah, I-- I'll reorganize
my diary. I got it.

196
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,354
Since you're going...

197
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,009
you might as well give him this
in person.

198
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,011
Oh, yeah. Okay.

199
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,752
What do you think?
Do you think he'll like it?

200
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,682
No, I just-- I feel amazing,
you know?

201
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,337
My senses are heightened,
the air smells sweeter.

202
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,252
And, you know,
it's like I can see the poetry

203
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,906
and all little mundane things.

204
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,778
- Mm-hmm.
- It's-- I--

205
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,475
I'm gonna get so fucked up.

206
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,520
- Oh.
- Okay. Is that okay?

207
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,305
Yeah, you don't need
my permission.

208
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:05,828
Like, how fucked up?

209
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,917
- Hi, there.
- Hi, there.

210
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,614
- Tom Wambsgans!

211
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,878
- Not going to prison.
- Wow.

212
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,705
- Hi.
- We're asking everyone

213
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,751
to hand in their coats
and phones.

214
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,014
Kendall would like his present
to be everyone being present.

215
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:19,668
Yeah. Fuck off.
I'm not doing that.

216
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,278
Yeah, you're gonna
have to tase us.

217
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,541
- And your coat?
- Uh, nuh-uh,

218
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:26,153
I will remain coated,
thank you, as is my right.

219
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,721
So come on. What?
What happened?

220
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,636
Ranch stuff.

221
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,508
What, a horse didn't want
you to fuck it? What?

222
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,902
- He had a fall.
Don't say, "had a fall,"

223
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,991
that sounds like I'm 89. No!

224
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:41,777
Maxim and I actually got
some polling results,

225
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,518
we shared a Cognac,

226
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,128
and then I slipped
doing a little Irish jig.

227
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,913
Oh.
Okay, ranch stuff.

228
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,653
- Yeah.
- Got it. Real cowboy.

229
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,438
Oh, my God.
This feels disgustingly Kendall.

230
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,051
- So, where's Tabs? She busy?
- Yeah.

231
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,097
- Again? Did you kill her?
- Yeah.

232
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,447
It's going great,
I'll have you know.

233
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,666
She's just a bit boring is all.
That's all I'm saying.

234
00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,973
Okay. The relationship
was fine sexually

235
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,757
and you're loving
the intimacy and all?

236
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,759
Yes. I love the intimacy.

237
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,457
I love people
really getting to know me.

238
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,241
Uh-huh. Yeah.

239
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,677
Oh, like you're the fucking
catch of the day.

240
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:13,809
You're more fucked up
than I am.

241
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,291
Congratulations!

242
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:20,076
You've just been born
into the world of Kendall Roy!

243
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,904
Okay. Immersive theater.

244
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,037
I mean, I could have consulted,
but whatever.

245
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:25,690
Oh, Jesus.

246
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,258
Uh, so if we've just been born,
then, uh...

247
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,392
Oh, okay.
So I'm inserting myself

248
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,002
into my mom's vagina now?

249
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,656
- Wow.
- Is that what's happening?

250
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,745
Cold and inhospitable,
seems to check out.

251
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:40,227
I am repeatedly entering
my own mother.

252
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,707
Is that-- That's not right.

253
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,927
This is my mom's cooch,
so you know.

254
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,755
And, uh, you're implying
that it's massive,
so you might wanna...

255
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,453
tighten my mother's vagina.

256
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,282
Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man,
how's it going?

257
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,067
Gregory Hirsch, uh,
not going to prison.

258
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:56,678
- Pleased to meet you!

259
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,985
Look at you all gussied up,
you slick little fuck.

260
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,074
- Well, thank you. Nice.
- Yes.

261
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,597
- Uh, feeling good?
- Oh, yeah.

262
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,382
Say, have you seen,
uh, Comfry?

263
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:09,038
Ken's PR? With the-- the hair
always kind of in a...

264
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,434
- messy...
- Gregory John Hirsch.

265
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:14,652
You got a crush?

266
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,265
- Oh, my God.
- What?

267
00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,310
She seems like a nice person.

268
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,356
Well, I mean, she's way out
of your league, man. I mean,

269
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,793
it's like a haunted scarecrow
asking out Jackie Onassis.

270
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,273
It's a suicide mission.

271
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,927
Oh, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure, Tom.

272
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,841
No, no, no. No, no.
This is not a razz.

273
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,496
Greg. She's a goddess.

274
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,195
And you're a-- you're a
nine-foot Cro-Magnon man.

275
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:38,459
I mean, you shouldn't even be
really thinking about her.

276
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,374
You're gonna put her
in a tough spot.

277
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,594
Look, I'm not unaware
of the discrepancy in terms of

278
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,423
- our physical circumstances.
- It's a chasm.

279
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:50,906
Well, I have an initial approach
which is...

280
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:54,736
- "You're like a fascinating book
I'd like to crack open."

281
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,043
Okay. Well, how'd--
how'd you get Shiv?

282
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,741
- She's out of your league.
- Oh!

283
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,005
- Testy, Greg!
- Well?

284
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,834
Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got
a dick the size of a red sequoia

285
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,968
and I fuck like a bullet train.
Okay? Satisfied?

286
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,797
- Prove it.
- What?

287
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,236
Okay, so where's Matsson?

288
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,499
Probably standing
in a corner somewhere,

289
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,502
- monitoring his biometrics
from his watch.

290
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,591
Should we just say hi to Ken
really fast?

291
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:27,073
- Just to get it out of the way?
- Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry.

292
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,596
- Hi.
- Where's Ken?

293
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,119
Uh, VIP.

294
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,034
Uh-huh. Okay.

295
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,696
Today is pretty fucking iconic.

296
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,437
Yeah.

297
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,531
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second.
Who-- who-- who let you guys in?

298
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:55,014
- This is friends only.
- Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then?

299
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,972
- Beat me by one second.

300
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930
- Happy birthday, old man.
- Um...

301
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,237
Just to say, I'm only here
because I heard this was going

302
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,283
to be a five-dimensional
catastrophe

303
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,372
and I want to watch you
crash and burn.

304
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:08,505
- Come here.
- Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy.

305
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,333
Man, it's like you feel old.

306
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,248
Are you sure you're only 40?
You look like shit.

307
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,252
What? No card? I'm disappointed,

308
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,385
because you normally
write me such lovely letters.

309
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:20,082
Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't
find one that said

310
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,215
both "Happy Birthday"
and "Get Well Soon."

311
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,350
Well... I'm glad you came.

312
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,352
- It says a lot.
- Yeah,
it was a ten-minute drive.

313
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,789
Uh-huh.

314
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,487
Okay. Well, give me a hug
before you start weeping.

315
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,491
It's good to see you.

316
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:38,970
- Hi, Kenny.
- Holy shit.

317
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,581
- Holy shit. Gang's all here?
- Yeah.

318
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,236
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Hey, man, what--

319
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,238
what-- what-- what's this? What
happened?

320
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:49,329
Well, little overexcited about
a political breakthrough, so...

321
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,157
- Okay.
- Yeah.

322
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:52,158
But what-- what's with the coat?
You're not staying or...

323
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,202
It's a coat. I like it.

324
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,118
So, what do you think?

325
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,641
It's cool. Can I ask you,

326
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,165
did you ask
for Mommy's permission

327
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,819
for the use of her, uh, squatch?

328
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,039
What? From a copyright
perspective?

329
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,172
Well, it's just, you know,
call me old-fashioned,

330
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,087
but I think you should ask
before you construct

331
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,176
a giant replica
of someone's vagina. No?

332
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,874
Roman, relax. Yes,
you can take it home with you.

333
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,138
Okay. So. Go on, tell us.
Who's here?

334
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,705
- Who isn't?
- Your dad.

335
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,054
- Your mom.
- Your wife and kids.

336
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,491
Any real friends.

337
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,885
I mean business folks, yeah.
Stewy?

338
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,800
I mean, honestly, we could do
with building some bridges.

339
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,716
So, yeah, Lawrence Yee?
Lukas Matsson?

340
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,196
Yeah, yeah. They're all here.
Somewhere.

341
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,633
Mm-hmm.

342
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,113
Hey, I got something
to show you. This way. This way.

343
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,549
- Great.
- Hey, Will.

344
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,768
- Yeah.
- Hey, Nay.

345
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,683
Nay, I-- I-- I--
I'm gonna show
these guys around.

346
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,728
Hey, uh, I actually
got something from, uh, Dad,

347
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,686
and myself, I suppose.

348
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,558
- What is it?
- Oh,

349
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,255
it's, uh, it's your baby teeth
and an iTunes gift card.

350
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,952
It's nice. No, it's a--
it's a nice thing.

351
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,997
We-- we hope you'll like it.

352
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,566
- Okay. Let me show
you some shit.
- Okay.

353
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:58,093
So, I consulted with
Gladwell and Harari,

354
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,183
and Lovelock and Popcorn,
and this in here,

355
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,880
it's, uh, it's pretty technical,

356
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,621
but this is the best
we could come up with

357
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,580
on the likely directions
of society,

358
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
so a little dry, but...

359
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,062
accurate, I would say.

360
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:11,933
- Accurate.
- President.

361
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:18,200
Hmm. Not a bad way to go.

362
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,072
Also, we got people in here
picturing me jerking off,

363
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,161
so who's the real winner?

364
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,075
Oh, man.

365
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,907
What if McCartney tweets this?

366
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,998
This is not-- I mean,
jokes are all very well and...

367
00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,044
Come on, man,
I'm breaking through.

368
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,394
Ken, I'm not sure that you're
aware, but Conn is polling

369
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,528
- very close to one percent so...
- One percent?

370
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,790
- Really?
- Congrats.

371
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,270
That's four million people,

372
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,489
and it's enough
to sway the race.

373
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,144
And I am interested to see
who comes crawling first,

374
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,146
Merkel, begging for me
to save democracy

375
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,844
or Soros serenading me
from the trees.

376
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,847
You did, however,
actually shit your bag.

377
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,806
Yeah, you know why? Because
I took you two fucking assholes

378
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,677
on a camping trip
'cause Dad couldn't be bothered.

379
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,549
- That's why!
- Okay, okay, okay.

380
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:04,115
- And I ate some
bad fucking fish.
- Hey, hey, hey.

381
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,769
- Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey.
- This is bullshit!

382
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,336
Hey, excuse me, hey, can we--
can we take down

383
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,772
the crap sack
Conner piece, please?

384
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,514
Conn? Conn? Conn?

385
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,647
It's coming down.
It's a joke, okay?

386
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,257
- Come on, man. Loosen up.
- I'm good.

387
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,564
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Lose the coat, yeah?

388
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,872
Okay.

389
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,048
All right, I gotta circulate.
We can check in later.

390
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,833
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be great
- I'd like that.

391
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,052
It's a great night.
I'm happy you're here.

392
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:29,793
- Fucking best birthday ever.
- Mm-hmm.

393
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:33,188
Okay. Later.

394
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:30,201
Wow. Wow, wow.

395
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,212
Hey. Hey, hey.

396
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:44,085
Hey. Oh, I think there's a line
at the treehouse, actually.

397
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:47,001
Can you fix, please? Thank you.

398
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,699
- What's up?
- Hey, I'm glad I ran into you.

399
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,788
Yeah, yeah, me too.

400
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:56,445
Right, because I might have
to brief the press against you.

401
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:59,927
Oh. The-- the-- the whole press?

402
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:03,322
Yeah. Just Kendall's really
going balls-to-the-wall

403
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,063
- and you know,
you're on the other team.
- Hmm.

404
00:22:06,063 --> 00:22:11,068
But I'm gonna try to keep it
targeted rather than terminal.

405
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,157
Thank you kindly, ma'am.

406
00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,421
That's-- that's very
kind of you.

407
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,771
How-- how can
I possibly repay you?

408
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,816
- Hey, Comf?
- You're a very fair maiden

409
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:22,645
for-- for such activities,
uh, for such a kind--

410
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:24,995
A very evenhanded maiden.

411
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,480
You good?

412
00:22:32,176 --> 00:22:33,134
Yeah, yeah.

413
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,620
Yeah, so-- so-- Dad sent me
something for my birthday.

414
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,273
Okay?

415
00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:46,669
It's a little Trojan mindfuck.

416
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:49,280
He's trying to slip a maggot
in the candy apple.

417
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,022
He's offering to buy me out
of my share in the company.

418
00:22:52,022 --> 00:22:57,898
Okay. Wow. Like, what is that?
In terms of a number?

419
00:22:57,898 --> 00:23:01,554
Two bill. But it's a mind game.
He's just-- He's worried

420
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,426
I'm not gonna let him keep on
living rent free up here.

421
00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:08,256
- And?
- And fuck him.

422
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:10,954
Right? Maybe I refuse to engage.

423
00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,131
Mind game that, motherfucker.

424
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:18,092
Yeah. That's great. But...

425
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,750
maybe you do take it.

426
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,798
Maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, may-- maybe-- maybe...

427
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:33,107
maybe I buy you

428
00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:36,458
a diamond the size
of the Ritz-Carlton

429
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,460
and a few
illustrious newspapers,

430
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,201
the <i>Globe and Mail,</i>
<i>the </i>LA Times,

431
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,333
I print a front page of my dad
eating dog dick

432
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,161
- every day for a year.

433
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:48,252
And we're living in Marrakesh
and I'm fucking you

434
00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:50,994
and smoking hash and learning
how to turn a lathe?

435
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,738
- Um, all good.

436
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:58,437
But do we know
where Lukas Matsson
is right now?

437
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,177
Shiv and Roman have been
asking staff

438
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:03,093
for Matsson's location
and inquiring discreetly

439
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,921
about a private meeting space.
Is that okay?

440
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:10,623
Okay.

441
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:15,279
Okay. Uh, can--
can the party team

442
00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,804
get eyes on Matsson and ask him
to meet me in the treehouse?

443
00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,762
Sure.

444
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:22,069
Um, can you find
Lukas Matsson and tell...

445
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,507
Hey, I have a location.

446
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,161
- Oh, great. Let's go!
- Yeah.

447
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,989
- But don't fuck this, yeah?
- Oh, come on.

448
00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,121
- Easy. No. Upstairs.
- Please, where are we going?

449
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,083
- What the fuck?
- Yeah. I know.

450
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,215
I think a 40-year-old man
who rebuilds

451
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:40,000
his childhood treehouse
should immediately

452
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,958
go on
the sex offender registry.

453
00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,786
- Hey.

454
00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,222
Are you letting me in
or what's the deal?

455
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:46,876
Do you have a rainbow band?

456
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:49,183
Yes, I'm-- I'm--
I'm a walking rainbow band.

457
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,880
- There he is.
- Oh, hey.

458
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,447
- Hey.
- Okay.

459
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,101
This guy's
not letting us in.

460
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,233
- You done downstairs?
- Yeah. We are done.

461
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,713
Hey, Ken, may we please
step inside
your mental disorder?

462
00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,628
- Good one.
- Thanks.

463
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:01,195
- Okay.
- Um, sorry.

464
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,457
- What?
- That's not possible.

465
00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:04,328
Okay. Why?

466
00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,982
Yeah, well,
because the thing is,

467
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:09,464
the treehouse is cool
and you're not cool.

468
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,640
Oh, wow, yes. The coolest
grown man's treehouse

469
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,773
- I've seen in quite a while.

470
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:16,819
Okay. Okay. No, seriously,
guys, just come over--

471
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,865
come over here for a second.
Let's go over here.

472
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,170
Just one second.

473
00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,697
Sorry, but, like,
so joking aside...

474
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,307
Great jokes.

475
00:25:26,307 --> 00:25:28,439
There is actually
a real issue here...

476
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,137
- Okay.
- ...and I need to be discreet

477
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,008
because there's a lot
of celebrities around

478
00:25:32,008 --> 00:25:34,576
and if you guys were
in the treehouse, it kinda...

479
00:25:36,143 --> 00:25:38,754
kinda wouldn't feel like
the treehouse, you know?

480
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,236
- You're a Nazi lover.
- Oh.

481
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,890
- And you're a Nazi lover.
- Mm-hmm.

482
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,500
And I'm a defender
of liberal democracy.

483
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,110
- Okay.
- And this here is made

484
00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,112
from George Washington's
cherry tree, so...

485
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:50,592
- The fuck?
- Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da.

486
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,246
Are you actually
not gonna let us in?

487
00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:53,769
Or are you just
gonna bullshit us a little bit

488
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,510
- before you let us in?
- To see Matsson?

489
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,472
That's why you're here.
You're trying to push
a deal here.

490
00:26:01,472 --> 00:26:03,387
- So?
- Who fucking
gives a shit?

491
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,606
Like what's the difference?
I just wanna talk to him.

492
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:05,868
High-quality personal conduct.

493
00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,783
- Oh.
- Really top rank.

494
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,611
What's the difference? I wanna
talk to him. So what?

495
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,047
Yeah. And you know what happens
if we do talk to him?

496
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:13,093
Either we strike out
and nothing.

497
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,138
Or we succeed, Waystar benefits,
and your net worth goes up by

498
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,184
- several hundred million dollars
- You're welcome.

499
00:26:17,184 --> 00:26:19,708
- Right.
- Yeah.

500
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,884
But I have to weigh that against
the consideration that
no losers are allowed.

501
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,190
- Oh my fucking God.
- Okay, I'm going in.
This is fucking stupid.

502
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,192
- Hey, bro, bro.
- This is dumb.

503
00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,933
- Hey, look at him!
Oh my God.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

504
00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,370
Did you see that?
I just got moved. Um, all right.

505
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,111
- Oh, my God, bro!
- No, no, no. No, no, no.

506
00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,591
- What? What is this?
- Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down.

507
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,680
Are you actually gonna what,
stop me?

508
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,855
- You're getting
worked up about a treehouse?
- Yeah.

509
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,508
You know how ridiculous that is?

510
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,249
- Hey, come on in. Wristband him.

511
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:40,903
Yeah, wristband this guy.
Uh, what's his name?

512
00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,339
- What is his name? Who is he?
- No idea.

513
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:43,602
- Good. So good. So good.
- See these two?

514
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,951
Don't let these two in, okay?

515
00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:47,083
- Yeah.
- This is my treehouse.

516
00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,955
- You shouldn't be anywhere
near here.

517
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,044
- Mm-hmm.
- What is happening?

518
00:26:51,044 --> 00:26:53,307
Oh, hey, thanks
for the offer, Rome.

519
00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:56,527
Really cool. Great headfuck
from you and Dad, thanks.

520
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:59,095
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

521
00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,793
- What's he talking about?
What offer?
- Oh, I hope he fucking dies.

522
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,925
What? Oh, God. That's nothing.

523
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:05,406
- What is it?
- It's no-- It's a-- it's a--

524
00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:08,104
it's a little move to ease him
out of the holding company.

525
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,758
You and Dad?

526
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:11,455
Well, he can only sell
to family, right?

527
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:12,892
And, yeah, I think Dad
put my name on there.

528
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,633
- It's housekeeping.
- Oh, "I think"?

529
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,939
It's a name
on a piece of paper, Shiv.

530
00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,767
- It's nothing.
- Okay. So can I be the name
on the piece of paper?

531
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,464
I can't even do anything
with it. It's musical chairs.

532
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,379
I'm sorry. Just, historically,

533
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,859
who owns the fucking company
has been of some interest.

534
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,513
Dad and I handled it.

535
00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:26,819
What, you wanna figure out
the financing?

536
00:27:26,819 --> 00:27:28,734
- "Dad and I handled it"?
- Yeah.

537
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:32,999
Wow. Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, I love that. It's great.

538
00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:36,002
No, it's just fucking great.
Fuck you. Fuck this.

539
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:47,448
There he is. Lukas Matsson.
The Odin of codin'.

540
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,364
My man, my myth,
my fucking monolith.
What's up, bro?

541
00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:51,974
- How are you?
- You having a good time?

542
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,454
Do I look like
I'm having a good time?

543
00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:55,935
- No, you do not.
- I am not.

544
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,285
Still haven't figured out
the socials, huh?

545
00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:01,462
Dude, you should get
your algo guy to fix your code.

546
00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:05,205
Listen, heads up, my siblings,
they're looking for you now.

547
00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,685
Well, maybe I need to find

548
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:08,077
an even more
exclusive area then.

549
00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:09,818
Like a crawlspace or something.

550
00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,646
- Yeah. Maybe.
- Yeah.

551
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,648
They're like emissaries
from the Grand Old Duke of Old.

552
00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:16,695
Dad wants to buy you, so he sent
his winged dildos to schmooze.

553
00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,436
I shouldn't say anything.

554
00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:21,221
Even the look on my face
is commercially sensitive.

555
00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:27,531
But it makes no sense, correct?
Amtrak buys Tesla.

556
00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:29,533
I mean, if anything,
you should buy him.

557
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:34,016
You think? Huh. Well, I really
appreciate your impartial read.

558
00:28:36,192 --> 00:28:38,804
- Yeah.
- Uh, Rava wants to say hi.

559
00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:42,068
Sure. Not right now.
When I'm ready.

560
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:43,069
Okay.

561
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:46,376
Listen, you should
stay up here, okay?

562
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:48,857
So you don't get
networked to fuck.

563
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:51,207
Uh, you need anything?
What can I get you?

564
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,906
Privacy, pussy, pasta.

565
00:28:53,906 --> 00:28:57,997
Done. Reece can help you out.
Like pussy, coke, wristwatches,

566
00:28:57,997 --> 00:29:01,261
fucking garganelli, he's like
a one-man dark web.

567
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:05,265
Yo, Reece! Reece, customer
for your candy store, man.

568
00:29:06,614 --> 00:29:08,747
He's not a good guy. Enjoy.

569
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:16,189
Yeah, thanks.

570
00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,799
- Hey.
- Hey. They said you were looking
for me.

571
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,583
- Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

572
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,673
I, uh, I just wanted to say hi
before, you know,

573
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,327
everyone's too high.

574
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,938
- Right.

575
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,767
Uh, we... we, uh,
might go soon, so...

576
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,681
Well, you can't go.
No, no. I'm doing--

577
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,988
- I'm doing a whole thing.
- Oh?

578
00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:34,773
And we got
the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan.

579
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,514
These-- these kids we found
that do Wu-Tang covers.

580
00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:39,952
It's-- it's better
than it sounds. Trust me.

581
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:43,172
- Okay.
- What? Are you not enjoying it?

582
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:47,873
Yeah. No, it's-- it's a lot
of people. It's-- it's huge.

583
00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:51,006
Wow. Savage.
What you gonna do for yours?

584
00:29:51,006 --> 00:29:54,053
Just Sarah and Orla and some,
uh, some pasta alfredo?

585
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:57,447
Three glasses of Chablis
if you're feeling naughty,
and lights out by 11?

586
00:29:57,447 --> 00:29:59,885
That actually sounds
really nice to me.

587
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,582
- Right.
- Mm-hmm.

588
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,932
But listen, um, Gary--
You-- you know Gary?

589
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,760
Yeah. Yeah. I-- I know--
I know Gary.

590
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,284
- Okay.
- Nice little poseable
action figure.

591
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:11,070
- Does he have any genitals?
- Oh, yes, yes.

592
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,594
- Yes.
- He does. Mm-hmm.

593
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,509
Gary has, uh, an early start.

594
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,859
Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh
for the big meet!

595
00:30:17,859 --> 00:30:22,342
Okay. Uh, thank you.
Happy birthday. Um...

596
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,561
Oh, did you, uh,
did you get the kids' present?

597
00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:26,215
They've-- they've made
something for you.

598
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:29,436
What? No.
They made me something?

599
00:30:29,436 --> 00:30:32,700
No, I didn't-- that didn't get
to me. What-- when?

600
00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,223
When you arrived, who--
who did you give it to?

601
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:36,008
Yeah, we-- I don't know.

602
00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,705
We left it with
one of the people.

603
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:39,446
They said they would
give it to you, but...

604
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,187
- Fine. Okay.
No, I'll-- I'll find it.
- Yeah.

605
00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:44,146
I'm gonna find it
because it'll be logged.

606
00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,887
What did it--
what did it look like?

607
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:48,281
Um, like-- like a present.

608
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:51,153
It had-- it-- it--
It had rabbit wrapping paper.

609
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,415
All right. Got it.

610
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,375
- Fine, uh...

611
00:30:55,375 --> 00:30:56,550
- Thank-- thanks for coming.
- Yeah.

612
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:02,773
You know, I might be getting out
from the firm finally.

613
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:05,167
So we'll, we should--
we'll talk more.

614
00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,691
It's great, actually, because
maybe, you know, they'll, uh,

615
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,737
stop sending their goons
to the park

616
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,521
to talk to the nanny

617
00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,959
about how often you lose
your temper with the kids.

618
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:20,835
Sorry. Obviously-- obviously
that's not-- that's not cool.

619
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,404
I'll-- I'll-- I'll handle it.
I'm sorry.

620
00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:25,796
I'm-- I'm sorry,
I didn't mean...

621
00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:27,755
Uh-- on your birthday.

622
00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:28,974
You didn't wanna burst my--
burst my birthday bubble?

623
00:31:28,974 --> 00:31:30,801
- I didn't.
- Well, good job.

624
00:31:30,801 --> 00:31:33,239
- Okay.
- Okay. Uh, rabbits,
rabbit paper.

625
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,370
- Rabbits.
- Got it.

626
00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,420
Give my love to Kevin.

627
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:42,335
- Gary.

628
00:31:47,557 --> 00:31:51,083
Why didn't that get to me?
Can we trace that gift, please?

629
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,693
- Priority one.
- Yes. Absolutely.

630
00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:56,958
Hey, cool shoes, man.
Orthopedics?

631
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:04,313
Are they playing
from the approved playlist
in the main room?

632
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:07,142
Because my-- my-- my thing
was all bangers all the time.

633
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:08,709
Yeah? All bangers all the time.

634
00:32:08,709 --> 00:32:10,276
- I... think so.
- Yeah?

635
00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:12,104
They're stopping.
Let's read the playlist.

636
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,106
Listen, this is nothing.
It's-- it's-- it's nothing,

637
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,804
but can we-- can we get
Connor to lose his coat?

638
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,067
- Sure.
- Yeah, it's nothing.

639
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,330
He's-- he's souring the vibe.

640
00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:24,116
And he's making everyone
feel cold. It's not cold, is it?

641
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,118
No. It's at a good level.

642
00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:28,816
Exactly. So let's encourage him
to remove his coat, if he wants,

643
00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,078
loosen this thing up.

644
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,082
Look, it just-- it just--
it just--

645
00:32:34,082 --> 00:32:37,085
it just feels like
an asshole's birthday party.

646
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,044
And my thing from the very
first meeting was that

647
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,828
it shouldn't feel like
an asshole's birthday party.

648
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:42,308
Yeah.

649
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:47,574
- Hey, Ken.
- Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch.

650
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:53,493
You're-- Yeah. Well...
Uh, I've had too much, uh,

651
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,973
can I have one--
one moment with you?

652
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,887
I'm about to do my set, so...

653
00:32:56,887 --> 00:33:00,152
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Let's ride. Um, yeah, I--

654
00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,328
I was wondering about something
because, uh,

655
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,591
I was just about to
ask Comfry out

656
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:08,116
and then she said this slightly
worrying thing about, um,

657
00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:10,292
how-- how she might have
to do, like, a press brief--

658
00:33:10,292 --> 00:33:13,817
You were gonna ask Comfry out?
Comfry, my employee Comfry?

659
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776
Um, yeah.
But-- but is that right?

660
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:18,605
I mean, are you--
Do you have to spin against me?

661
00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:21,521
Because I feel like things
are kind of slowing down

662
00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:23,044
in-- in that regard, right?

663
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:26,830
No. And she's
out of your league, bro.

664
00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,094
Well, yeah, I-- I-- I--
I don't see it that way.

665
00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,660
What if I wanna ask her out?

666
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,968
- Uh...
- Inappropriate. But no.

667
00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:36,101
It's best you don't, okay?

668
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:38,233
Too complicated.
She works for me.

669
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:41,367
Clean lines.
Church and State, okay?

670
00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:44,631
Okay. I mean, it doesn't-- I--
I don't think it really matters

671
00:33:44,631 --> 00:33:47,112
- because, uh, things are...
- Well, I said no, Greg.

672
00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,722
- Sorry?
- I said no.

673
00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:51,116
Jesus, dude. Duh!

674
00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:55,250
You're like the world's biggest
fucking parasite.

675
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,035
You're a human tapeworm.

676
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,776
Maybe stop feeding
on your own fucking family,

677
00:33:59,776 --> 00:34:02,040
and try sucking some
blood elsewhere. Yeah?

678
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,132
- What?

679
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,611
- I'm kidding.
- Okay.

680
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,875
- Or am I?
- I have-- I have--

681
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,181
- Are-- are you kidding? I...

682
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:16,097
I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I?

683
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:20,623
What's up?

684
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,364
Wow.

685
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,326
Fucking asshole, man.

686
00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:44,212
Look at their faces.
So fucking dour.

687
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:45,735
It's a festivity.

688
00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,389
People are supposed
to be festive.

689
00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:49,087
It's fucking bullshit.

690
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:51,437
Roman and Dad
necking in the catbird seat.

691
00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,224
Did you know anything
about this buyout thing?

692
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:59,184
Why is no one happy?
What-- what-- what is this?

693
00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:03,013
Babe, you're harshing
your own mellow, just calm down.

694
00:35:08,149 --> 00:35:10,543
I mean, that is
some substantial rigging.

695
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:13,415
- What do you think that cost?
- I don't know, baby.

696
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,461
Hi, Connor.
I'd like to offer you

697
00:35:15,461 --> 00:35:17,376
a complimentary
cashmere sweater.

698
00:35:17,376 --> 00:35:19,334
We're handing them out
to prestige guests.

699
00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,031
I have my coat. I'm fine.

700
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:25,123
Well, the coat check
was supposed to take that,

701
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,168
but I'd be happy to.

702
00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:30,040
Respectfully, I don't trust
those things.

703
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,479
I lost a Norwegian Wool
in a fusion restaurant
in Vancouver.

704
00:35:36,046 --> 00:35:37,700
Kendall would really
appreciate it

705
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,138
- if you took the sweater.
- What?

706
00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:43,097
Hey, my partner is cold
and he'd like to keep
his fucking coat on, okay?

707
00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,708
And he's running to be
the next President
of the United States of America,

708
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,580
so maybe you should
show him some fucking respect.

709
00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,022
She would not fuck off.

710
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:56,676
Yeah, she did.

711
00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,550
Hi, I had to kill a man for it,

712
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,596
but step aside,
hombre, let me in.

713
00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,554
I'm sorry, sir. I really can't.
He said you're not coming in.

714
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:07,513
Yeah. He was joking.
That's my brother, okay?

715
00:36:07,513 --> 00:36:08,818
- You can Google it. It's not a--
- Sir.

716
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,864
Are you touching me?

717
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,561
This man is groping the guests.
You do not have my permission.

718
00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,867
You do not have my permission
to touch me.

719
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,312
Hey.

720
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,662
There you are,
fucking hiding from me.

721
00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:27,837
Like a human VPN.

722
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,058
- How you doing?
- I'm all right.

723
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:35,541
I'm just, uh, you know,
you can fill in the blanks.

724
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,760
No, I hear you.
It's fucking life, right?

725
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,675
It's fucking exhausting.

726
00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:41,808
I just wanna find a good pussy
and get out, you know.

727
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:43,592
Uh-huh.

728
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,855
- Mission, side mission.
- I hear you, man.

729
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,727
I fucking love pussy.
You see my mom's?

730
00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,642
- Yeah.

731
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,296
You seen my mom's?

732
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,993
- Yeah.
- It's not-- it's not great.

733
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:56,039
No, um, sure. I mean,
not touching that one.

734
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:58,912
Um, question.

735
00:36:58,912 --> 00:37:01,610
My old man got a little bit
grumpy this morning,

736
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:03,960
but you weren't trying
to humiliate him, right? I mean,

737
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,920
everyone says, I mean,
fucking everyone says,

738
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,357
last big legacy content library,

739
00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:11,533
last fucking super app
streaming platform.

740
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,190
We fit obviously, right?

741
00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,626
- People say we fit.
- Yeah.

742
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,804
Well, I guess I do have
one question, though.

743
00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:23,415
Yeah, hit me up.

744
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:24,938
When will your father die?

745
00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,463
When will--
When will my father die?

746
00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:29,856
- Yeah.
- Um...

747
00:37:31,945 --> 00:37:33,425
Like, I don't wanna be rude,
but...

748
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,732
what kinda shape is he in?

749
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:40,693
We're talking less than a year,
or it's more like five years?

750
00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,782
- Um...
- 'Cause if it's five, that's--

751
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:45,611
- it's a long time.
- Uh-huh.

752
00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:46,742
It-- it would be better sooner,
wouldn't it?

753
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:50,964
No, no, no. I know, like,
we're-- we're laughing here,

754
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:53,053
but you know, that is my dad,
so, you know...

755
00:37:53,053 --> 00:37:55,490
- Right. Yeah.
- Go easy there, chief!

756
00:37:55,490 --> 00:37:57,231
- No, I-- I can tell
that it's a bit weird for you.
- That's okay.

757
00:37:57,231 --> 00:37:59,364
It's just I-- I don't like
the idea of a man...

758
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,542
- hanging over me.
- Oh, fuck yeah.

759
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,500
No, I-- I can understand.
Who the fuck wants that? Yeah.

760
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:08,895
The guru guy who's fucking--
fucking bullshit, you know?

761
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,331
- Okay.
- 'Cause it's--

762
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,290
it's not my world, media.

763
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,334
- Yeah.
- So...

764
00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:19,079
- His death would clear space.
- Mm-hmm.

765
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,386
- With due respect.
- Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no.

766
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:24,040
I know. Um, I mean, like,
we're all obviously...

767
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,216
hugely looking forward
to my father dying,

768
00:38:26,216 --> 00:38:29,481
but, um, there-- there's
another shape to this.

769
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:33,136
How about you never ever
have to speak to him?

770
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:37,837
I mean, you work out of,
uh, Austin, London, Stockholm,
Geneva, whatever.

771
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,143
Totally separate
corporate identities,

772
00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,755
- and StarGo we burn, obviously.
- Yes.

773
00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,670
- Yes, please.
- Okay.

774
00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,802
- Like burn the codes
and fucking...

775
00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:49,065
- ...acid bath those servers!
- Fucking we can do that.

776
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,850
We can do that together.
Let's do it.

777
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:52,678
- Yeah.
- Absolutely. I mean,
GoJo full bore.

778
00:38:52,678 --> 00:38:54,723
I mean, our library,
our firepower,

779
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,421
our relationships for content.

780
00:38:56,421 --> 00:38:58,423
And like good shit,
you know what I mean?

781
00:38:58,423 --> 00:39:01,730
Like not fucking gay moms
and wheelchair kids bullshit,

782
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:04,951
like popular actual good shit.

783
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:07,083
And on the occasion that
you need to send up

784
00:39:07,083 --> 00:39:09,216
a fucking smoke signal
from Geneva,

785
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:11,000
then that goes through me.

786
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,220
You won't ever, ever
have to deal with him.

787
00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,353
- All right.
- Or see him, or talk to him,
or hear-- nothing.

788
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:20,140
And you know that StarGo truly,
truly is a piece of shit.

789
00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:23,012
It's a piece of shit. I know.

790
00:39:23,012 --> 00:39:27,321
I like to open it just to see
how long it takes
for the landing page to load.

791
00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:29,628
It is a piece of shit.
Hey, why don't we, um...

792
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,634
Why don't we just, like,
take a big old piss on our app?

793
00:39:35,634 --> 00:39:38,376
I'm going to open up the app
on my phone,

794
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,639
and we can stream some piss
on our little
streaming platform.

795
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,728
- How's that sound?
- Fuck yeah.

796
00:39:42,728 --> 00:39:44,904
- Nineteen, twenty...

797
00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:48,255
- ...twenty-one, twenty-two.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

798
00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:52,607
So, I can't piss near
other men due to...

799
00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:54,435
we don't know what reason,
but please.

800
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,829
- Go ahead.
- Don't mind if I do.

801
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,613
Yeah. Enjoy.

802
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:06,316
So, I know GoJo is your baby,

803
00:40:06,316 --> 00:40:09,058
and we do not wanna interfere
with that at all.

804
00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:11,017
- You're the genius.
- Damn right I am.

805
00:40:11,017 --> 00:40:13,541
Yep, so bearing that in mind,

806
00:40:13,541 --> 00:40:15,369
would you consider
meeting with my dad?

807
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:19,547
Yeah.

808
00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:22,855
And you'd be interested
in selling to us maybe?

809
00:40:22,855 --> 00:40:27,599
Yeah, well, if all this is true,
then... yeah.

810
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:30,340
- How's Monday?
- Monday is great.

811
00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,342
And if I were to shake your hand
right now, could I go

812
00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:34,649
tell my dad that I basically
just bought GoJo for him?

813
00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,390
No.

814
00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:38,479
But you can tell him
I'm in the conversation.

815
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:41,569
- Fucking A, I'll take it.
- Okay. Take this.

816
00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,049
Will do.

817
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,877
- Are we amazing?

818
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,531
I think I might be the best
businessman in America.

819
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:50,056
Hey, check this out.
Still fucking loading.

820
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:52,580
- You piece of shit.
- Shit.

821
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,887
- Fuck you!

822
00:40:54,887 --> 00:40:56,976
Okay. If you wanna
put on the harness,

823
00:40:56,976 --> 00:41:00,109
you can tuxedo up,
step up onto the footrest.

824
00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,937
Then we'll strap you in.

825
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:05,463
You'll have 30 seconds,
and the rig will fly you up

826
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,768
and into position.

827
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,554
You'll have a three, two, one,

828
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,599
and you'll see
the green light, okay?

829
00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,732
That's the countdown
to the intro.

830
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,386
You ready?
You ready to crucify Billy Joel?

831
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,215
Yeah, yeah.

832
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:21,435
I'm just kidding.
You're gonna be great.

833
00:41:21,435 --> 00:41:25,004
Remember the thing he said
about the rig spiraling,

834
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:29,182
so just, like, keep still, yeah?
That sounded serious.

835
00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,618
Okay. Harness, then mic.

836
00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:35,101
Ready to rock?
You wanna get changed?

837
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:38,408
Yeah, you know what? Uh...

838
00:41:40,454 --> 00:41:41,716
I don't think I'm gonna do this.

839
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,371
You don't wanna do it?

840
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:48,767
No, it's-- it's--
It's bullshit. No.

841
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:52,335
Because you did say
if you don't lean right in,
it could come across dumb.

842
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:55,556
And your speech
kind of tees it up
with a kind of ironic,

843
00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:58,037
"This is the culmination
of my life's journey,

844
00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:01,388
- to be crucified to save
you morons, and..."
- I'm not doing it. It's-- it's--

845
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:05,261
it's like 15 layers
overdetermined master's degree
fucking hokum.

846
00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,960
Let's just-- let's just pull it.
I mean, what-- what is it?

847
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,963
It's dressed in a tuxedo,
nailed to a cross,

848
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,965
singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel?

849
00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,532
It doesn't make
any fucking sense.

850
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,012
Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang?

851
00:42:18,361 --> 00:42:20,450
Ah, fuck. Uh...

852
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,542
I don't know. I don't--
You know what? I don't think so.

853
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:27,196
No? Okay.

854
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,677
Tell 'em they've got it
all ahead of them. Yeah.

855
00:42:33,942 --> 00:42:36,684
That's a fucking relief.

856
00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:18,160
Oh, hey.

857
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,729
- Hey, Comf, how's it going?
- Hey. Good.

858
00:43:21,729 --> 00:43:24,340
- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's good.

859
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,388
Ken had me try to call
Springsteen to rescue the vibe

860
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:32,827
and then that got countermanded
and now I'm working on a...

861
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:37,049
jetpack for him to leave through
the retractable ceiling

862
00:43:37,049 --> 00:43:39,355
that takes 48 hours
to move, so...

863
00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:42,532
- Okay.

864
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:46,014
Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas
are jokes, but some aren't.

865
00:43:46,014 --> 00:43:49,104
Very weird. Yes, indeed.

866
00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,110
What?

867
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:58,853
No, me-- No, nothing. Yeah.
Ye-- Yeah, um...

868
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:02,683
It's stupid, but earlier, um,

869
00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:04,554
before I heard you were gonna

870
00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:06,426
orchestrate
a smear campaign against me,

871
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,428
I-- I was actually gonna ask you

872
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,430
if you wanted to
grab a drink sometime.

873
00:44:11,126 --> 00:44:13,085
Oh, okay.

874
00:44:13,085 --> 00:44:16,741
Yeah, but then, um, Kendall,

875
00:44:16,741 --> 00:44:19,482
you know, Ken-- Kendall,
he said, um...

876
00:44:19,482 --> 00:44:21,702
He said what?

877
00:44:21,702 --> 00:44:26,968
He just said maybe not.
Clean lines. Church and State.

878
00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:28,883
Wrong time, wrong place. But--

879
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,190
but maybe...

880
00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:34,933
when-- when you're
not working for him anymore

881
00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:36,978
and trying to destroy
my reputation

882
00:44:36,978 --> 00:44:39,024
- and, and such--
- You know, I've spent a week

883
00:44:39,024 --> 00:44:41,504
researching where to get
lunchboxes from the '80s

884
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,681
to serve canapes from?

885
00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,421
Like the one he used
to take to school.

886
00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:47,772
And then he decided that
he didn't want lunchboxes,

887
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:50,513
and so now I have
all these He-Man lunchboxes
in my apartment,

888
00:44:50,513 --> 00:44:52,298
and I have to resell them
on eBay,

889
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:53,952
and his office wants receipts.

890
00:44:56,606 --> 00:45:00,349
So if you wanna ask me out,
then ask me out.

891
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:04,440
- Do you wanna go out sometime?
- Yes.

892
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:06,051
Great.

893
00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,796
Wow. She's--
she's really dancing there.

894
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,711
Very-- very emancipated.

895
00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,717
Do you know what she's taken?

896
00:45:21,109 --> 00:45:22,676
I don't think
she's taken anything.

897
00:45:23,938 --> 00:45:26,636
Just getting the demons out,
I guess.

898
00:45:28,421 --> 00:45:30,553
Hey, you found the gift
from my kids?

899
00:45:30,553 --> 00:45:35,515
Um, I don't believe so.

900
00:45:35,515 --> 00:45:39,084
No? Uh-huh. Well, uh--
Okay. That's not good.

901
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,130
Uh, will you give us
a moment, please?

902
00:45:50,008 --> 00:45:54,534
They made me something
apparently, so I gotta find it.

903
00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:05,893
Hey, Ken, it'll-- it'll turn up.

904
00:46:05,893 --> 00:46:08,678
Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up
if we don't look for it.

905
00:46:08,678 --> 00:46:11,246
- Well, I know that.
- Sorry, I'm sorry.

906
00:46:12,204 --> 00:46:13,205
I'm just saying.

907
00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:16,382
Where the fuck is it?

908
00:46:26,261 --> 00:46:27,741
Hey, Ken, take a break.

909
00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:32,137
Would you like my gift?

910
00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:38,970
Yeah. Yes, I would.
Yes, I would love that.

911
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:55,247
- It's a watch.
- Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks.

912
00:46:55,247 --> 00:46:57,727
- Thanks, Nay.
- I'm, like, really bad
at presents.

913
00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,599
- It-- I like it, all right.
- Just-- just give it back.

914
00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:00,992
- No, I like it. I like it.
- No, it's fine. It's fine.

915
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,994
Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh--

916
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,735
Can I see?
Is it-- is it-- is it, um...

917
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:08,086
- inscribed, or...
- No, it's just a stupid watch.

918
00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:09,739
Okay? I'll get you
something else.

919
00:47:11,437 --> 00:47:14,962
Do you, uh... want a blow job?

920
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:16,834
Hah. No, it's just...

921
00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:22,970
I don't wanna be a dick,
but I-- I have a watch,

922
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,537
you know, I have my watch.

923
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,060
It's a shitty gift, okay?

924
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:27,757
- I'm... bad.
- No, Nay, listen.

925
00:47:30,412 --> 00:47:33,502
Yeah, I'm just trying to get
inside your head and figure out

926
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:36,201
why you would give me this gift.

927
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:41,597
Yeah, it's fine.

928
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:45,123
- It's fine.
- Ken?

929
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,479
Hey! Ken, come on.

930
00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:59,398
Ken, come on, seriously,
okay? Look...

931
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:01,356
- I'm gonna look for that gift.
- Hey, stop.

932
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:08,842
Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm--
Stop, stop, stop.

933
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:09,974
- Just chill!

934
00:48:16,676 --> 00:48:17,851
I'm sorry.

935
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:20,027
It's okay.

936
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,772
This is so pathetic.

937
00:48:29,776 --> 00:48:30,908
I wish I was...

938
00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:42,745
What?

939
00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,358
I wish I was home.

940
00:48:47,446 --> 00:48:48,577
Let's go home.

941
00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:52,277
Are you okay?

942
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:54,627
Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you
keep asking if I'm okay?

943
00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:57,543
Well, just-- I haven't seen
you smile in, like six hours.

944
00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:59,632
You don't have to smile
to be happy, Greg.

945
00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,982
I'm enjoying very much
thinking about myself

946
00:49:01,982 --> 00:49:04,550
and my own various skills
and abilities.

947
00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:07,857
Shall we try
the compliment tunnel?

948
00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:09,555
- Sure.
- It could be nice.

949
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:12,297
- Why are you so happy?
- Ooh!

950
00:49:12,297 --> 00:49:13,951
- Me?
- Yeah.

951
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,519
Well, uh,
actually, because I, uh,

952
00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:20,870
I have met the most
wonderful girl in the world.

953
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,524
You're just fantastic.

954
00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:25,527
Yes, I am amazing. Amazing.

955
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:27,747
I mean, it's possible
she's only going out with me

956
00:49:27,747 --> 00:49:30,489
due to, you know,
rancor or pique.

957
00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:32,491
COMPLIMENTER:
You're so full of grace.

958
00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:35,450
- What's that?
- I think he said
you're full of grace.

959
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,192
That's a weird thing to say.
You being sarcastic?

960
00:49:38,192 --> 00:49:40,020
- He being sarcastic?
- No, I think it's...

961
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:42,022
Full of gra--
Full of fucking what? What?

962
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:45,330
- What did you say?
- Wait. Tom, To-- Easy.

963
00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:47,767
He's just--
You're doing the job, right?

964
00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:49,943
And he's had a little cocaine
tonight, so I think he's...

965
00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:52,119
Dude, don't say that.
Don't say that.

966
00:49:52,119 --> 00:49:54,426
I'm a public figure who could
one day run for high office

967
00:49:54,426 --> 00:49:57,081
or lead a Fortune 500.
Don't say that.

968
00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,866
All right. He's a lovely guy.

969
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:01,085
You're doing great work.

970
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,392
You're so merry.

971
00:50:05,306 --> 00:50:07,308
Well, yeah, it's just...

972
00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:10,181
I don't know. I-- I'm excited
about my date. I like her.

973
00:50:10,181 --> 00:50:12,139
- What can I say? It's exciting.
- You're the best.

974
00:50:12,139 --> 00:50:14,141
- Thank you.
- Fuck off.

975
00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:17,405
You seem much happier
than me, Greg.

976
00:50:17,405 --> 00:50:21,279
I feel happy, I guess.
It's not a finite pie,

977
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:23,237
- we can both happy.
- Uh-huh, sure.

978
00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:25,979
But it's supposed to be me
that's happy, and it's you.

979
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:28,329
How did that happen? Huh?

980
00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:30,636
I took the wrong drugs
in the wrong order,

981
00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:32,333
and I can't get happy.

982
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:34,553
Well, can't you just
be happy you're free?

983
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,816
No, 'cause you've ruined it.

984
00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,210
- How have I ruined it?
- I don't know. You just have.

985
00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:45,999
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

986
00:50:45,999 --> 00:50:47,740
- Hey.
- What are you up to?
What's going on?

987
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,090
I heard you were speaking.
Did you get to Matsson?

988
00:50:50,090 --> 00:50:53,354
Are you okay?
Onlookers reported you having
some kind of breakdown.

989
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,052
People were anxious that
you maybe swallowed your tongue.

990
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,619
Yeah, I was dancing.

991
00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:59,273
I heard it looked like
a cry for help.

992
00:50:59,273 --> 00:51:02,102
"The Dance of the Sugar
Plum Failure."

993
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:05,497
- Fuck you. You spoke to him?
- Uh, yup.

994
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:08,587
- And?
- You mind if I don't say?

995
00:51:08,587 --> 00:51:10,545
Are you f--
Okay, come on.

996
00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:13,548
All right. Don't worry about it,
Shivvy. I'll handle it.

997
00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,333
You can go cut a rug.

998
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:18,466
- Rome, seriously, come on.
- I am being serious.

999
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:20,642
I will talk to Dad and see
if he wants to loop you in.

1000
00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,557
He often does
like to loop you in.

1001
00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:25,473
Rome, just--
just fucking tell me.

1002
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,606
This is important,
and I might need to finesse.

1003
00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,564
- Oh, you need to finesse?
- Yeah.

1004
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,523
Thank you. That's kind.
How would you finesse

1005
00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,568
something that's done?
What, by ruining it?

1006
00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:35,657
- No, by making sure you don't--
- The thing is that Lukas and I

1007
00:51:35,657 --> 00:51:38,007
have, like, a thing,
and I don't see how you fit in.

1008
00:51:38,007 --> 00:51:39,705
You know what? If you wanna
show off to somebody,

1009
00:51:39,705 --> 00:51:41,402
maybe do it to somebody
who gives a shit.

1010
00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:43,709
You're having a very bad day,
I know that,

1011
00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:46,538
what with hearing
that you have to continue
to share your apartment

1012
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,583
with the old meat wardrobe,
but, you know,

1013
00:51:48,583 --> 00:51:50,759
try to keep your wig on, yeah?

1014
00:51:50,759 --> 00:51:52,674
- I'm the one
in a functioning relationship.
- Sure you are.

1015
00:51:52,674 --> 00:51:54,894
I saw you, you know, I saw
you sipping Dad's champagne

1016
00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:56,417
looking like you were
sucking a lemon.

1017
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:58,463
I don't drink on workdays...

1018
00:51:58,463 --> 00:51:59,638
- You don't drink on workdays.
- ...because I have self-control.

1019
00:51:59,638 --> 00:52:02,075
Okay. That's what that is. Okay.

1020
00:52:02,075 --> 00:52:03,642
I thought maybe you were
thinking about all the dick
you were gonna ride

1021
00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,687
- when he was inside?
- Oh, my fucking God.

1022
00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:07,733
You know what? No one likes
talking about me fucking guys

1023
00:52:07,733 --> 00:52:10,039
- as much as you do.
Do you know that?
- Mm-hmm.

1024
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:12,129
Why is that?
Is that because
you're the COO who can't fuck?

1025
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:15,132
Hmm. Mmm.

1026
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:17,264
Did you think Tom
was going to jail?

1027
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:18,961
- Did you? Did you?
- No, I'm happy he's
not going to jail.

1028
00:52:18,961 --> 00:52:20,485
Oh, I'm sure you are.
You look really happy.

1029
00:52:20,485 --> 00:52:22,965
Did you think he was, though?
Maybe?

1030
00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:25,229
He-- There was a chance
he was going to jail?
Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail?

1031
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:26,882
Fuck, maybe
I was gonna go to jail.

1032
00:52:26,882 --> 00:52:29,407
And because Kendall's...

1033
00:52:29,407 --> 00:52:31,670
...that it was all about you.
You thought it was ladies' night

1034
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:33,889
and they were playing your song,
but guess what?

1035
00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:36,979
You were wrong! All the men
got together in man club

1036
00:52:36,979 --> 00:52:40,026
and we decided, sweetheart,
everything's fine, so just...

1037
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,595
- We got it.
- You know, he is using you

1038
00:52:43,595 --> 00:52:45,684
as a messenger boy,
but as usual...

1039
00:52:45,684 --> 00:52:47,947
- Mm-hmm.
- ...you're too fucking dumb
to see it.

1040
00:52:47,947 --> 00:52:50,776
It's difficult. I get it.
It's very difficult for you

1041
00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,953
to have to do the dance for Dad
because you just suck
at dancing.

1042
00:52:53,953 --> 00:52:55,868
You're a piece of shit,
you know that?

1043
00:52:55,868 --> 00:52:57,478
It turns out he loves it
when I do the Daddy dance,

1044
00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,785
but I guess that's
because he loves me.

1045
00:52:59,785 --> 00:53:02,091
He loves fucking me,
and he just doesn't wanna
fuck you anymore.

1046
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,833
What are you even talking about?
You're so gross.

1047
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,619
Oh, Daddy doesn't
love his little carrot top

1048
00:53:07,619 --> 00:53:10,709
even when she does her
little Daddy dance.

1049
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:13,146
- Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance.
- I fucking hate you, man.

1050
00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:15,670
Oh, shit. Look who it is.
It's birthday boy. Hey!

1051
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:18,064
- Happy birthday, man.
- Enough, yeah?

1052
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:19,370
Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry.
Good night.

1053
00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:23,678
Neither of you should
be in here.

1054
00:53:23,678 --> 00:53:25,941
Oh my God, you're right.
Someone call the cops!

1055
00:53:25,941 --> 00:53:27,726
Intruders have breached
the masturbatorium!

1056
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,467
KENDALL:
You're both full of shit.

1057
00:53:29,467 --> 00:53:31,077
And you came here
to fuck me behind my back.

1058
00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:32,687
And you're ghouls
and you're disgusting.

1059
00:53:32,687 --> 00:53:36,430
- Sorry. Whoops.
- Can we get them out?

1060
00:53:36,430 --> 00:53:38,693
- Oh, get them out?
- Can we
get them out, please?

1061
00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:40,652
Um, it's a little late
for that, buddy.
I already spoke to Mattson.

1062
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,436
Who hates you, by the way,
and laughs at you constantly.

1063
00:53:42,436 --> 00:53:43,916
Just stop.

1064
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:45,526
Oh, what?
Go easy on birthday boy?

1065
00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:47,180
Did you come here to see me
at all?

1066
00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:50,139
You didn't, did you, Shiv?

1067
00:53:50,139 --> 00:53:52,446
Well, look, we haven't been
getting along that great lately,

1068
00:53:52,446 --> 00:53:54,579
so what do you think? Surprised?

1069
00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:58,409
- GoJo was my idea.

1070
00:53:58,409 --> 00:54:00,324
- You stole my idea.
- "You stole my idea."

1071
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,675
What are you, fucking six?
Dude, you lost. No big deal.

1072
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:05,503
No need to cry about it.
You lost.

1073
00:54:05,503 --> 00:54:08,506
You like the spying, Shiv?
On my daughter?

1074
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:10,769
- Oh.
- On your niece? You like that?

1075
00:54:10,769 --> 00:54:12,553
- Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken.
- ROMAN:
It's not a fucking big deal.

1076
00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:14,381
- Who gives a shit?
- We are spying?

1077
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,122
Yes, of-- Oh, come on.
Of course we are.

1078
00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:18,124
It's a fucking party game.
He's in Dad's shit,

1079
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:20,431
so we're up in his,
everybody's in the shit.

1080
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,520
- Don't act like
you're fucking clean.
- No, okay. That is disgusting.

1081
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,304
It's disgusting?
What, you're siding
with him now? Traitor?

1082
00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:26,741
I'm just saying
there's a line, bro.

1083
00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:28,352
- Fucking Sophie and Iverson?
They're kids.
- Oh, there's a line now?

1084
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:29,918
There's a fucking line now?
No line for him,

1085
00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,790
no line for you,
but there's a line for me?

1086
00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:33,531
You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts
who can't fucking bear

1087
00:54:33,531 --> 00:54:35,576
to see me win. That's it.
That's all this is.

1088
00:54:35,576 --> 00:54:37,622
You're not a real person.

1089
00:54:37,622 --> 00:54:39,928
You know that?
You're not a real person.

1090
00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:41,887
You're not real.

1091
00:54:41,887 --> 00:54:44,411
Come on. Why don't you
hit me maybe?

1092
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,239
- Come on.
- Come on, shitty Jesus.

1093
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,329
You know you want to.
Just fucking hit me. Do it.

1094
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,897
"I'm not a real person."
Fuck you.

1095
00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:53,420
All right.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1096
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,204
Have a good birthday,
okay, fuckface?

1097
00:54:55,204 --> 00:54:57,206
- Hey, what is this?
- Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!

1098
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,470
Are you okay?
Happy birthday.

1099
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:01,515
Everybody just take it easy,
okay?

1100
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,047
Take your coat off.

1101
00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:16,791
- Take your fucking coat off.
- That's enough. That's enough.

1102
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,317
KENDALL:
Take your fucking coat off!

1103
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:23,058
- Like a fucking eight-year-old.
You're an asshole.

1104
00:55:23,058 --> 00:55:27,889
It's funny. It's funny.
You're gonna laugh at it later.

1105
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:29,674
- Let's-- let's...
- You're gonna wake up
in the middle of the night...

1106
00:55:29,674 --> 00:55:31,937
- Let's go.
- ...and be like,
"That was funny."

1107
00:55:31,937 --> 00:55:33,199
To the birthday boy.

1108
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:37,595
Hey, you wanna go
someplace else?

1109
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,248
Like out, out? Now?

1110
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:43,035
No thanks, honey.

1111
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:48,954
I might be up for a while.

1112
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,309
Hey, Dad. I nailed him.

1113
00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:58,442
I am the only child
you'll ever need.

1114
00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,096
You can kill the others.
Love you.

1115
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,360
Hey, you can piss off.
I'm gonna walk home.

1116
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,379
Hey.

1117
00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:30,996
I think the party's over, yeah?

1118
00:56:31,866 --> 00:56:35,000
Yeah. Just a party.

1119
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:39,265
Let it fizzle. Come.