1 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,659 ♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,223 ♪ [THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES] 3 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,488 KEITH: Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on 4 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,838 to the matter of these illegal payments. 5 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:42,319 Uh-huh. Fine. 6 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:45,192 I mean, we've done that, but... Uh-huh. 7 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,324 KEITH: Specifically, your... 8 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:49,544 first-hand knowledge of what happened. 9 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:52,112 Yup. Yup, got it. 10 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,896 What we want you to explain to us, 11 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,072 based on what you saw and heard, 12 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:59,684 is how these illegal payments were made, were approved, 13 00:01:59,684 --> 00:02:01,469 - and by whom. - Yup. Got it. 14 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:02,470 What's next? 15 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,344 KEITH: You want to answer the question? 16 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,520 I think I'm good. 17 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,699 Okay, fine. Uh... 18 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:20,792 Well, I approved the illegal payments, because... 19 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:24,013 I love sexual assault and I love to cover it up. 20 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,149 - Okay, we can-- we can wrap up. - That's bad? 21 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,715 Come on, just-- We'll privately run the-- 22 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:32,674 the timeline at home, but yeah... 23 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,328 I'm good. We're good. Right? 24 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,112 Good, and yeah, just... 25 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:39,463 - humble, straightforward... - Hide the agenda. 26 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,682 No agenda. 27 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,640 KENDALL ROY: Sure. 28 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,555 They're government employees, I mean... 29 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,601 how smart can they be? 30 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:49,560 I'm not saying that. I'm saying what you think I think, right? 31 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,695 in terms of aims, for me, 32 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:54,870 the wish list goes: 33 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,393 immunity for yours truly, 34 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,178 taskforce for Waystar, 35 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,223 - my dad deaded. - Well, I don't do requests 36 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:02,007 because I'm not a DJ. 37 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,836 But I hear you. Look, come in here. 38 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,577 They're jigsawing all the papers. 39 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:12,453 Hey, paper people! 40 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:16,631 You know, Waystar is now cooperating, 41 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:20,069 helpfully offering up one billion pages of documents, 42 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:22,332 hiring white-shoe, former DOJ types 43 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,161 to conduct an internal that looks super scrupulous, 44 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:27,946 offering up employees for talks with DOJ 45 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,775 and worker safety protocols around Cruises. 46 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,082 We can adjust, but... [SIGHS] 47 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:34,518 ...this isn't a slam dunk here. 48 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:38,914 - Uh-huh, but... - Mm-hmm? 49 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:41,612 ...the papers, yeah? 50 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:43,310 - I mean-- - Once you pull everything out 51 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,399 that falls under other jurisdictions 52 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,401 or maritime law, or is privileged, 53 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:49,403 or is outside the statute of limitations-- 54 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:52,754 But an FCPA angle obviates those objections, right? 55 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,281 Well, the stuff that works 56 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:01,066 Waystar was careful. 57 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,808 I'm just saying they lack some of the explosiveness 58 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,288 it was suggested they might have. 59 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:06,246 Well... 60 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,773 in the public arena, maybe-- maybe... 61 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,168 I just feel like sometimes we're allowing the tune 62 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,866 to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa. 63 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,824 And I'm not sure why. 64 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:23,132 I have the, quote-unquote, best lawyer in town. 65 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:28,529 I have the best story. 66 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,052 You have a big day tomorrow. 67 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:32,359 Okay? This happens the night before. 68 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,145 - Rest up, okay? - Thank you. 69 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:38,321 Yeah, and I-- and I... 70 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:41,368 Look, I really value all the work you do, honestly. 71 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,675 But let's try harder. 72 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,547 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah? Let's try harder. 73 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:50,899 [PHONE PINGS] 74 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,442 I miss the big boot. At least you could hear him coming. 75 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:16,403 LOGAN ROY: [CHUCKLES] 76 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:23,061 SHIV ROY: Dad and Kerry? Please. 77 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,281 SHIV: No, he hates the close-proximity bang. 78 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,893 ROMAN: He's still really into blowjobs, I hear. 79 00:05:28,893 --> 00:05:30,765 - Hey, Romulus! [GRUNTS] - ROMAN: I do. 80 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:32,593 SHIV: Looks like he wants one now. 81 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,421 Mm... [POPS LIPS] 82 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:37,249 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well played, the internet. 83 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,164 [LOGAN CHUCKLES] 84 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:40,905 - LOGAN: Okay, um... Shiv... - You're disgusting. 85 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:45,083 Hugo. 86 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,216 HUGO: Okay, so, your dad 87 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,784 has been drawing up priorities for the weekend. 88 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:53,309 He wants everyone hitting anti-tech positions hard. 89 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,006 Regulate and strangulate. 90 00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,531 [GROANS] They're getting too powerful. 91 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:58,706 Everybody knows it. 92 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:01,361 "Stop tech eating our lunch." 93 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,188 Put in a new friend at the top, 94 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:07,845 one who won't fire up Justice about our, um, boring old case. 95 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,804 SHIV: Yeah, and maybe eat a bellyful of humble pie 96 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:11,980 about accidentally knocking over their president 97 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,329 and smashing him on the floor. 98 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:16,941 ROMAN: Boo-hoo. It's not our fault 99 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:20,075 HUGO: Go offense. 100 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,469 he's, uh, politicizing the Cruises case. 101 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,948 "It's so sad. 102 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,689 His justice department has a grudge." 103 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,736 I might have heard that the deputy AG... 104 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:31,695 has a picture of me on her dartboard, 105 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:32,740 which is... 106 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,135 We-- Have... Ha-- Have we heard that? Or-- 107 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,268 HUGO: That is the rumor that's going around. 108 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:42,010 SHIV: Yeah. Funny how these rumors get started. 109 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:42,967 HUGO: Yeah. 110 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:45,709 It's disgusting. 111 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:56,285 Hey, you mind if I jump in with you, Dad? 112 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:57,939 Uh-oh! 113 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,289 Okay, Pinkie. 114 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,037 SHIV: Can we go up a degree in the back? 115 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,650 You okay? 116 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,304 You gonna be a fucking sourpuss? 117 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:17,219 SHIV: [SCOFFS] What? No. 118 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,221 No, I just... uh... 119 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:22,659 The last time that we talked properly, 120 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,531 so I thought I should just check in. 121 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,534 It was a long day, and I was unwell. 122 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,449 SHIV: Uh-huh. 123 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,843 I wanna say I'm concerned 124 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,932 about who you might endorse this weekend. 125 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,761 - The vice president. - You're scared of Dave Boyer? 126 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,025 Nothing's more dangerous than a second-rate individual 127 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,418 who sees his chance. 128 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:45,203 I need to keep my spoon in the soup. 129 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,119 SHIV: Fine, and... 130 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,382 I don't think this is the place to let Roman be the mouthpiece. 131 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,820 - He's maturing. - SHIV: Yeah, and I love him, 132 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,039 but he fucked the phone call with the Raisin, 133 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,519 that's an existential risk, 134 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:59,348 and the only solid thing he actioned in LA, Dad, 135 00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,915 was the movie Dr. Honk, 136 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,047 about the man who could talk to cars. 137 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,049 - [CHUCKLES] - SHIV: Yeah. 138 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,790 But we're walking in there with a hundred different aims, 139 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:10,011 and I think some nuance is required. 140 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:13,057 I'm just glad that we still have a company to act on behalf of, 141 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,189 thanks to me. 142 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,801 Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal. 143 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:18,889 [CHUCKLES] 144 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,284 ♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 145 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,956 - All right, enough! - Let's go. 146 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,000 Don't touch me! 147 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,354 HUGO: Okay, so, if you guys go to your left, the elevator's to the left. 148 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:52,096 I have your room keys, and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes. 149 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:02,063 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 150 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,849 Wow, you can really smell the panic. 151 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,372 Berlin Bunker vibes. 152 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,331 It is rather pungent. 153 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,028 Oh, Ms. Libtard, how do you like spelunking 154 00:09:11,028 --> 00:09:12,987 in the elephant's asshole? 155 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,293 - I'm just a corporate observer. - Okay. 156 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:19,646 Well, wait till the weekend's over. 157 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,822 PETE: It's just such a thrill. [CHUCKLES] 158 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:24,302 I'm probably the biggest Con-head in Oklahoma. 159 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:26,740 Of course! Panhandle Pete! 160 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,569 You've met Maxim Pierce? He's my intellectual heft. 161 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,179 - MAXIM PIERCE: [CHUCKLES] - My Beltway Buddha. 162 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:35,487 [MAXIM CHUCKLES] 163 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,186 Is it just me, or in a room full of Timothy McVeighs, 164 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:40,057 does Connor suddenly look like a Roosevelt? 165 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,058 - Sweetie. - [GRUNTS] 166 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,146 It's Panhandle Pete! 167 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,107 Frowny Face here wanted to stay home 168 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,412 and work on her play, 169 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,589 but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd. 170 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:54,071 Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally just write the play on my phone. 171 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,421 So, uh, how did you two meet? 172 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,815 BOTH: Online. 173 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:02,166 - Online. - [GLASS CLINKS] 174 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,341 Quiet for just a second. 175 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:07,171 I want to thank you all for... 176 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,912 being here on such short notice 177 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,348 and I want to thank you 178 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,786 for keeping your attendance private. 179 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,397 Uh... What we do here... 180 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:22,012 at the Future Freedom Summit 181 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:26,887 I-- I happen to believe 182 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,716 is somewhere in this very room. 183 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:32,153 - He is, and he's hard as a rock. - PETKUS: So... 184 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:35,504 may God shepherd... [CHUCKLES] ...this person. 185 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,506 The health of our republic depends on it. 186 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,116 GUEST: And the health of my portfolio. 187 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,597 - [LAUGHTER] - PETKUS: And that. 188 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,120 To the republic! Thank you. 189 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,951 [APPLAUSE] 190 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,171 Ron Petkus blew his son's archery instructor. 191 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:56,743 ROMAN: Blew his arch-- Whoa! 192 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,048 Oh, don't worry, Greg. 193 00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:01,878 It's a nice safe space 194 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,184 Well, I like Hamilton. 195 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,620 Sure, you do. We all do. 196 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,800 So, what-- what-- what is this, actually, here? 197 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,194 ROMAN: This is just a nice political conference 198 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,544 of like-minded donors and intellectuals. 199 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:19,113 - AKA picking the next president. - [POPS LIPS] 200 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,723 Selecto el presidento. 201 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,594 That's not-- That's not really how it works. 202 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,684 Yeah, no, sure, but yeah. 203 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,121 [HESITATES] But is that, like, constitutional? 204 00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,383 [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh, I don't know, Greg. 205 00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:29,732 You wanna call a referee? 206 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:33,388 Is there an ombudsman in the house? 207 00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,912 The family who lost us a presidency. 208 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,654 [SMACKS LIPS] How is he? The Raisin. 209 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,351 He's out of a job in six months, 210 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,963 lame in the interim, and the GOP is in flames. 211 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,355 We're all doing backflips. 212 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,228 ROMAN: Sorry about that. 213 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,317 We felt the country needed to know. 214 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,928 - MICHELLE-ANNE: Oh. - So, uh, what are you hearing? 215 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,670 Well, with the president out, we need a nominee. 216 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,193 - So welcome to Clown Town. - [SHIV CHUCKLES] 217 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,848 Six months to election day and no candidate. 218 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,329 Super Tuesday's gone, ballots are already finalized. 219 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,332 The delegates will choose at the RNC, of course, but... 220 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,768 I think we can all be real 221 00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,988 and say we need to choose here first. 222 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,642 It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer? 223 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:14,429 Yup. Cleanest option is the vice president. 224 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,170 The party needs to be united. 225 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,041 So I hope, since you started this mess, 226 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,915 you can help us clear it up? 227 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,918 Steady old plow horse. 228 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,790 NATURAL GAS EXEC: I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian. 229 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,010 - Did you hear that? - No. 230 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,752 No. Oh, no. I think I've seen him eat a meatball. 231 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,581 [CHUCKLES] Nope. Secret herbivore. Right here. 232 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,067 I don't really mind the lip-licking thing. 233 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,244 No? 234 00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,207 When you notice it, you definitely... 235 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,514 notice it. 236 00:12:56,514 --> 00:13:00,431 we should be fine. 237 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,216 Yeah, it's like he's a cartoon bear 238 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:04,392 and there's always a picnic hamper nearby. 239 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,915 Yeah, but Dave's great. 240 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,351 Congratulations, by the way. 241 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,875 Oh, okay. 242 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,268 Uh, for what? [SCOFFS] What have I done now? 243 00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,400 GLYN: For the wedding. 244 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,186 Your mother. 245 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,971 Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no? 246 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,581 - Yeah... - And she's getting married, no? 247 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,061 - [ROMAN CHUCKLES] - To Peter Munion? 248 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,584 No. No, she's in a relationship 249 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,239 with a canoe-shaped gentleman named Rory. 250 00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:30,853 GLYN: Nope. 251 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,724 Oh! Look at that! 252 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,726 Um... [CHUCKLES] You know how it is. 253 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:38,600 Families. [CHUCKLES] Could you forward that to me, actually? 254 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,994 Thank you. I'll, uh, see you around. Thank you. 255 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,953 GLYN: Okay. 256 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,216 - Certainly. Certainly. - Thank you so much. 257 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,392 Did you know about this, you withholding bitch? 258 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,220 SHIV: Uh, what? 259 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,309 You know, Glyn, the, uh, Brexit pervert? 260 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:56,183 Yeah, he just sent this to me. 261 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,099 - What? Who's Peter Onion? - I don't fucking know. 262 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,622 Wonder if that first-born fucker knew. 263 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,015 SHIV: Mm-hmm. Call him. 264 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,278 [PHONE RINGS] 265 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,757 Sorry, just give me a second. 266 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:11,676 Yeah, what? 267 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:14,636 I'm sorry, what? 268 00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,203 - Did you know? - Of course he didn't know. 269 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,858 Ken bores the shit out of Mom. 270 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,164 You mean, uh, Rory? 271 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,558 SHIV: Uh... No. She took the view, "Fuck Rory." 272 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,908 KENDALL: Hey, Shiv, is it true? You at the hate-fest fest? 273 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,475 Burning books and measuring skulls 274 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,390 - down in Nuremberg, Virginia? - Yeah. 275 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,916 Planning to send us all to jail? Your favorite? 276 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,613 All right. Just, uh, wanted to let you know 277 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,615 Mommy still doesn't love you. Bye, Ken, bye. 278 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,751 Hey, man, I-- I just wanted to, uh, 279 00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,144 broach something with you. 280 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:49,758 Broach away, Greg. 281 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,108 Ken is saying he might burn me. 282 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,592 Are you threatening me? 283 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,812 No, Tom, I was just thinking about advice. 284 00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:06,906 Because I'm... 285 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,300 And, uh, I just need to know how to stop thinking. 286 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,911 - Yeah. - It's just constant. 287 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,174 I tried that. Doesn't work. 288 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:18,526 No, what I'm preferring is to always think about it. 289 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,398 And then, when you don't, for a moment, it's like, 290 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:24,880 "Ooh! Someone's loosened their icy grip on my innards." 291 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,406 Yeah. 292 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:30,668 I like that. I like it. 293 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,411 So, you wanna try? 294 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:37,240 - SHIV: Mm-hmm? - It's the Spaätburgunder. 295 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,199 Our vineyard! 296 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,944 Oh, screw top. Oh. 297 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,208 JERYD MENCKEN: ...Black and brown avatars to smear... 298 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:51,559 SHIV: Do you hear Boyer's losing juice now? 299 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,082 TOM: So, it's biodynamic. 300 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,697 MENCKEN: ...engineered by the DNC and the LSM 301 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:03,005 in conjunction with their Big Tech overlords. 302 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,139 Now, the rest of us... 303 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,618 - It's... - SHIV: You know, it's... 304 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,317 - [INHALES] ...earthy. - TOM: Yeah. 305 00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:12,319 Kinda... Mm... 306 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:17,454 - Germanic. - Yeah. 307 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,195 It's not sugary or... 308 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,808 vegetal. 309 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,245 It's quite agricultural, you know. 310 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:28,030 It's-- It's-- It's-- It's-- Uh... 311 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,553 MENCKEN: Right? [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 312 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:33,079 You know you're not a bigot... 313 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:36,430 REPORTER: It's true. We see this a lot, 314 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:39,999 if Boyer flames out, then maybe it's time to... 315 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,304 It might be time to pivot party. 316 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,219 So, my prison consultant called 317 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,439 and it looks like the place upstate might be full. 318 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,702 MENCKEN: ...disempower the white working class... 319 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:51,184 SHIV: Mm-hmm? 320 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,099 You'll feel better about that in the morning. 321 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:57,494 Oh, yeah? 322 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:01,107 Apparently, the food in jail is really bland. Um... 323 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:07,287 I mean, I know it's the same... 324 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:09,202 I don't get why you keep wanting to talk about it. 325 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,380 [LAUGHS] Okay, I'm sorry. 326 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,599 Does the topic of my imminent imprisonment bore you? 327 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,298 SHIV: Come on! You're just-- You're obsessing! I just-- 328 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,517 I can't keep going round and round, okay? 329 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,867 [INHALES, SIGHS] 330 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,052 Honey, I don't know what else there is to say. 331 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,232 I'm sorry. 332 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,845 - Hey... - Hey. 333 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,296 No? [CHUCKLES] 334 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,084 Okay. 335 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,216 You know what? 336 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,609 [WHISPERS] There's not really any point. 337 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,961 Uh... To making love? 338 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,224 Yeah, well, you're still on contraception. 339 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:19,010 It's just like throwing so much cake batter at a brick wall. 340 00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,887 WILLA: I think what I realized is that I'm just 341 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,238 not that interested in being a commercial playwright. 342 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,066 I mean, the audience helped you discover that, 343 00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,154 didn't they, babe? 344 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,590 Well, beauty and brains! 345 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,722 - [LAUGHS] - [CHUCKLES] 346 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,463 Probably shouldn't say that. 347 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,812 Uh... Will I be canceled? 348 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,858 [LAUGHS] Oh, no! No. No. 349 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:42,686 Well, who knows? You know? The night is young. 350 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,602 Yeah... Yeah, I-- I just-- I don't know how you do it. 351 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,779 How do you make up things that aren't already there? 352 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,216 CONNOR ROY: Oh, you don't know the half of it. 353 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,956 We talk long into the night. 354 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:57,310 literary, global, macro, micro, cosmo! 355 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,007 We bounce off each other. 356 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,443 Well, that sounds delightful. 357 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,097 [ALL LAUGH] 358 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,403 CONNOR: No. I mean, well, yeah. 359 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:07,233 - Con. - [LAUGHTER] 360 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,235 - WILLA: Mm. - Both of you. 361 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,759 Unless you're tired or busy, one. 362 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,633 We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken? 363 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,592 - CONNOR: Oh, ho, ho! [LAUGHS] - [LAUGHS] 364 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,594 Okay, let me circulate. [GRUNTS] 365 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:24,075 And I will rehydrate this gorgeous creature 366 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,512 - on my return. - Cancelled! 367 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,730 - Ah! - [LAUGHS] 368 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,689 You! [LAUGHS] 369 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:35,609 Fun guy! 370 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,871 Okay? It's weird. 371 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,090 Very influential! 372 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,483 We're just showing a bit of leg. 373 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,225 - Yeah, my leg. - The collective leg! 374 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,661 He's a huge donor! 375 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,489 Maybe I don't wanna donate my body 376 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,535 to political science, huh? 377 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,016 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 378 00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,157 MENCKEN: Hey, man. What's up? 379 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:05,204 Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh-- it's the ghost pepper. 380 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,206 The spicy new flavor. Mencken. 381 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,425 So, what's your deal? Most people here wanna... 382 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,557 fuck me or kill me. 383 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:14,430 - Ooh, wow! - How about you? 384 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,563 MENCKEN: Mm-hmm? Well, listen. 385 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,999 Here's my party trick, all right? 386 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,392 Okay. 387 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,741 Tell me who your enemy is... 388 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,616 Okay. 389 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,097 Put a pin in that one. Um... 390 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,708 I've seen your poll numbers. You're dark-horsin' it. 391 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,320 People are behind your whole... [WHOOSHES] ...huh? 392 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,148 They'd better buy it. Or I'll send them to the Gulag. 393 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,499 ROMAN: Oh, okay. Now we're talking. 394 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,457 No, no, no, no. No work camps. You know... 395 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,067 These will be like summer camps. 396 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,808 Summer camps but with beatings, right? 397 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,028 No, no, no, no. [SHUSHES] No beatings. 398 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639 [GIGGLES] 399 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,250 Well, this is nice. 400 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,469 Couple of cool guys having some disgusting fun. 401 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,862 MENCKEN: Mm. 402 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,994 [SMACKS LIPS] So, uh... [CHUCKLES] 403 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,390 Who takes over? 404 00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,305 - What's that? - When the send the old... 405 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,655 battle toad off to the hoosegow? 406 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,875 Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat? 407 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,224 Yeah, no, he's not... 408 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:12,662 That's actually not happening. 409 00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:14,708 That's the line. Stick to the line. That's good. 410 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,926 [CLICKS TONGUE] 411 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,589 [TOM SIGHS] 412 00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:36,207 [PHONE RINGS] 413 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:44,128 TOM: So, according to Steven, my prison consultant, this is... 414 00:21:44,128 --> 00:21:47,044 you know, this is kind of what the food is like inside. 415 00:21:47,044 --> 00:21:48,524 I'm in training. How's your omelet? 416 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:51,571 It's... 417 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,097 not... 418 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:57,185 GREG: I'm actually glad you called, Tom. 419 00:21:57,185 --> 00:22:00,014 It's like Afghanistan. 420 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,407 You establish a base of operations. 421 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:02,712 Then you have to kind of... 422 00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:03,713 - move out... - Okay. 423 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:05,498 ...to secure more territory. 424 00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,631 Yeah, I, uh... I'm worried about prison. 425 00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:11,982 I-- I-- I-- I just feel because of my physical length, 426 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,724 I could be a target for all kinds of misadventures-- 427 00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:18,075 And it won't taste as good as this either, okay? 428 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:21,557 You have to take off 30 to 50 percent of the taste 429 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,691 of that endless salty gym mat that you're eating. 430 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:28,782 Camel's labia. 431 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,784 - I know! - That's something they'd like to do. 432 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,394 I've read the prison blogs, Greg. 433 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:34,962 Um... 434 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,401 You know how, uh... 435 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:43,057 they're calling you that name around the office, the... 436 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:47,627 you know, the Christmas Tree-- 437 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,890 They can't get you if you got no hope. 438 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,718 GREG: It's because I think... 439 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,851 You know, if you have a crime, you need to unload. 440 00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,853 They can hang it from you like an ornament. 441 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:59,508 I haven't really slept properly in about eight days. 442 00:22:59,508 --> 00:23:01,162 GREG: It's not a nice name. 443 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,294 But I was wondering, 444 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,950 since, I mean, it looks like you're going anyway... 445 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:12,086 Is it-- Is it possible you might... [INHALES] 446 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,349 ...with me? 447 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:21,051 hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing 448 00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,010 on one of my... [CHUCKLING] ...branches, Greg? 449 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:26,405 I just thought, if-- 450 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,841 [INHALES DEEPLY] 451 00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:33,934 Fine, okay. 452 00:23:37,851 --> 00:23:40,636 No quid pro quo? Just... [INHALES] 453 00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,292 That's... 454 00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:46,903 That's inc-- incredibly kind of you. 455 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,997 - [INHALES] Can I get this? - TOM: No. 456 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,043 Greenpeace stole your inheritance. 457 00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,306 Besides, all my meals will be free soon. So... 458 00:23:58,306 --> 00:23:59,916 [SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING] 459 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,921 ♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 460 00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,319 PROSECUTOR: Okay, Mr. Roy. 461 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,539 Is there any other illegal conduct 462 00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,497 that you're aware of in connection 463 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,194 to what we've been talking about today 464 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,587 that we haven't covered? 465 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,594 No. N-- Not that I can think of now. 466 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,857 At the moment. 467 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:30,425 Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy. 468 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,992 - Counselor. - LISA ARTHUR: Thank you. 469 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:33,776 Thank you. 470 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,482 Good. I think that... 471 00:24:44,308 --> 00:24:45,396 you did fine. 472 00:24:47,616 --> 00:24:48,574 Uh-huh. 473 00:24:50,271 --> 00:24:53,709 and they'll have another session-- 474 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:57,234 Okay, let's maybe just-- We'll-- 475 00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:59,585 They spent all day trying to find hairline fractures 476 00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:03,937 in my story. 477 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,547 They don't do cuddles, Ken. 478 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:07,462 Right. 479 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:10,073 Right, 'cause I-- I know how this works. 480 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:11,510 Okay? My dad is drowning them 481 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,034 in chickenfeed and compliance bullshit, 482 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,862 five years go by, and it-- and it's, 483 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:18,821 - "Hey! Whatever happened..." - Hey. 484 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:22,259 - Ken! - 'Cause you know what? 485 00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:24,610 - Come on. - They pretend they're on the side of justice. 486 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:28,439 They pretend they're on the side of the whistleblowers. 487 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:29,528 Not here! 488 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,360 That should put a rocket up their asses. 489 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,894 LISA: We do not want this to get politicized. 490 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,852 Well, everything is politics. 491 00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,811 - So... - LISA: Kendall... 492 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,639 do you think you're smarter than me? 493 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:56,337 What? Do I-- What? No. 494 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,469 - No. - Because maybe you are. 495 00:25:58,469 --> 00:25:59,862 But I am a better lawyer. 496 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:02,169 You acted high-handed and defensive 497 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,388 and then oscillated to wildly over-familiar 498 00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:07,000 and glib. You sometimes undermined my status 499 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,568 and didn't appear to be frank about your own involvement. 500 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:13,006 But let's take stock, okay? 501 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,227 [LISA SIGHS] 502 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,144 [CHUCKLING] 503 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,668 LOGAN: Oh. Oh. 504 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:28,021 - Dave! How are we? - DAVE BOYER: Good. Good. 505 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,718 I'm glad I ran into you. 506 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:32,416 I feel like we've hardly had a chance to connect. 507 00:26:32,416 --> 00:26:35,115 - Well, here we are. - BOYER: Here we are. 508 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,597 You've heard they're calling this the ATN Primary? 509 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,643 LOGAN: Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that. 510 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:44,559 [INHALES] You know, one of the things I... 511 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:47,214 wanted to discuss with you is, um... 512 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,176 That's a big, big plank for me. 513 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:57,572 LOGAN: Oh, that's interesting. 514 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,661 Sure, and I-- I-- I... 515 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:03,056 can sometimes fear a degree of legal overreach 516 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,753 against you legacy media guys. 517 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:07,713 You heard this thing that the deputy AG 518 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,758 has a dartboard with my face on it? 519 00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:10,803 [CHUCKLES] Yeah. 520 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:13,588 I mean, I think that's... 521 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,329 - just a rumor. - LOGAN: Mm. 522 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:16,939 I mean, to me, it's one of those things 523 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:18,898 where even if it isn't real, there's... 524 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,682 a reason it feels like it is, right? 525 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:23,554 Uh-huh. 526 00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:25,731 [INHALES] Right. 527 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,820 LOGAN: Okay. [CLAPS] Good. 528 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,909 Look, I'm just gonna be straight with you. 529 00:27:29,909 --> 00:27:33,956 I like you. 530 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:36,089 Let's-- Let's-- Let's make this happen. 531 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,265 Yeah? I just need you to... 532 00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:40,267 push me over the brink here. 533 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,182 Great. I get it. 534 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,363 LOGAN: I think he's been waiting there for me 535 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,844 for the last ten fucking minutes. 536 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,236 KERRY CASTELLABATE: [CHUCKLES] 537 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,804 KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay, so... 538 00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:59,329 Comfrey, Lisa's out. Turns out she's a toxic person. 539 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:01,767 You know, and once-- once I get the new legal A-team in place, 540 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,551 we gotta put that out with the right context. 541 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,422 - Okay? - Okay. 542 00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:07,033 Yeah, it's not a big deal. 543 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,599 It's an opportunity. We just-- We just, 544 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,992 you know, flip a big name. 545 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,428 - Boom! It's all good. - Totally. 546 00:28:11,428 --> 00:28:14,431 - It's all good. - Right. Cool, I will tell Barry. 547 00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:17,783 Okay, guys! B-day! Big, big, big four-oh. 548 00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:20,002 - How are we looking? - Shit slaps! 549 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,526 Yeah? You think? What was-- What was the one I liked? 550 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,485 - What's the one I liked? - Uh... "End times"? 551 00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,095 - Right? - Weimar meets Carthage 552 00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:29,055 - meets Dante meets AI and... - KENDALL: Right. 553 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,318 ...antibiotic-resistant superbugs. 554 00:28:31,318 --> 00:28:32,928 That's kinda dope, though. 555 00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,626 I mean, but aren't Zadie Smith and fucking... 556 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:36,976 Chuck D and Lucas Madsen 557 00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,152 gonna come to my antibiotics party? 558 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:41,328 - [LAUGHS] I don't know... - [LAUGHTER] 559 00:28:41,328 --> 00:28:42,851 - Will he meet? - He's not picking up 560 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:44,461 to any of our numbers. 561 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,637 - Okay. Well, get me new numbers. - Okay. 562 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,727 Just-- Let's keep calling. Keep calling. 563 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:51,251 - He is priority one, Jess. - JESS JORDAN: Yeah. 564 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,079 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 565 00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,124 Well, my grandpa... 566 00:28:55,124 --> 00:28:57,561 gave my inheritance to Greenpeace, 567 00:28:57,561 --> 00:29:00,042 and then someone posted a comment on their website 568 00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:02,566 and it could contain a slight on my character, 569 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:05,308 and then Greenpeace promoted the comment, 570 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:09,791 and so my lawyer thinks that that's defamation... 571 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,446 so yeah, that-- that's how I'm trying to sue Greenpeace. 572 00:29:14,361 --> 00:29:15,449 Is that Shiv Roy? 573 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:17,146 Oh, Mr. Salgado. 574 00:29:17,146 --> 00:29:18,887 - Good to see you here. - [CHUCKLES] 575 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:20,846 Does this mean you've finally come to your senses? 576 00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:23,631 Oh, no. Just shopping in the marketplace of ideas. 577 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:26,068 RICK SALGADO: Step on in, Shiv. The water's fine. 578 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,331 Hey, I don't mean to bum rush you here, but... 579 00:29:29,332 --> 00:29:31,204 could you help me out? 580 00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:33,946 There's a feeding frenzy around your dad, and I'm... 581 00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,904 trying to stand apart from the rest of the, you know-- 582 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:37,950 The total fucking whack jobs? 583 00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,429 Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base. 584 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,780 - Mm-hmm? - Energy is extraordinary. 585 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,738 I just think I can bring traditional conservatives 586 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:46,219 to a more diverse dialogue. 587 00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,699 ATN hasn't given you a lot of shine. It's true. 588 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:51,790 Not to be indiscreet, but, um... I just feel... 589 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,666 we could mold. 590 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,669 Oh, wow! Sir, you are very forward. 591 00:30:01,669 --> 00:30:03,105 - SALGADO: Was that forward? - Mm-hmm. 592 00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:04,933 Get your old man to make me president. 593 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:07,196 I'll see to it that you become CEO, 594 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:08,894 even if I have to send your dad to prison. 595 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:16,815 So, it's decided? 596 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,208 Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless... 597 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,514 unless he resigns in a month! 598 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,603 - Clean kill, baby. - [LAUGHS] 599 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,518 [CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES] Good stuff. 600 00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:25,824 Okay, very funny! 601 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,090 Look, you want some advice? 602 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,874 Hoard mackerel tins. 603 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,050 I know. Sounds funny, right? [INHALES DEEPLY] 604 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:37,313 But you're gonna need them for bartering. 605 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,622 Greg, can you? Will you keep a note? 606 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:44,103 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, and the toilet. 607 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:47,062 Your toilet is your stair machine, 608 00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:49,804 it's your bench, it's, uh... your fridge, 609 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:51,371 it's your... [CHUCKLES] ...lover, 610 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:54,113 it's-- it's-- it's your brother, it's your priest. 611 00:30:54,113 --> 00:30:58,552 Oh, and also, most importantly, it's also your... toilet. 612 00:30:58,552 --> 00:31:00,815 - Okay. - Right. Right. [LAUGHS] 613 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,773 Yeah, that's-- that-- I mean, that's-- yeah, that's-- 614 00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:04,210 So, that's a big part of prison? 615 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:08,040 [CHUCKLES] It could be a perfect gentleman. 616 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,563 Could also be a terrible bastard. 617 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:10,956 Your toilet can be a bastard? 618 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:14,176 PETKUS: Key is unity. 619 00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:16,396 If we land a favorite, I can pool the big money. 620 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:21,053 But I need to know the messaging will be there to back me up. 621 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,403 I like him, but a lot of people are asking, 622 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,971 "Is Boyer a fighter?" 623 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,798 or ideological purity 624 00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:29,757 as long as they get it 625 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,239 If you're looking for someone who gets it, 626 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,936 I got your man. 627 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,634 Connor Roy. He's got a brand name, 628 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:40,159 war chest, populist appeal 629 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:42,378 - and he's a fighter. - CONNOR: Hey, thanks, Pete. 630 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,641 I believe I speak for my father 631 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:47,035 when I offer a firm and robust... 632 00:31:51,648 --> 00:31:52,649 Sure. 633 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,827 - I could see Connor. - Sure, I agree. 634 00:31:56,827 --> 00:32:00,614 The sword has been pulled from the stone, my liege. 635 00:32:00,614 --> 00:32:02,268 SALGADO: Look at us, playing nice. 636 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:05,401 People might think we liked each other. 637 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:06,750 I like tradition. 638 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:10,667 I doff my cap 639 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:14,454 Thank you. 640 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:17,326 Hey! Come on! No, I still call you that. 641 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:20,677 Mencken and I may differ in some areas, but, uh... 642 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,244 we both agree that this is the party 643 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,985 of the working class now. 644 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:26,857 - [SHIV SCOFFS] - BOYER: What? Shiv? 645 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:29,469 All the riches counties in America are blue. 646 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:33,299 The Democrats and Tech hold all the wealth. 647 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,736 I just think some of us get so high off owning the libs, 648 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:36,955 we forget to talk policy. 649 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,087 Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy. 650 00:32:39,087 --> 00:32:40,697 What he does is he memorizes 651 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:43,091 a National Review issue from 2012 652 00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:45,137 and then, he recites it back to you. 653 00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,443 - Cool policy, bro. - And Jeryd hates to talk policy 654 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:49,924 because it would mean, you know, having one. 655 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,621 Sick burn, brosef! 656 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,319 MENCKEN: Oh, no, no, no. We're kidding. We're kidding. 657 00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:55,930 We like each other. I-- I listen to his speeches... 658 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,497 every night. They help me drop off. 659 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,890 Maybe it's boring talking about populist solutions 660 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,240 - for working families. - Rick, come on! 661 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,155 You jerked off to Reagan's headshot 662 00:33:03,155 --> 00:33:05,331 for 30 years, and now you're Tom Joad? 663 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,202 Ugh, God! It's so fucking boring. 664 00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:13,861 What? 665 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,341 And that-- What's that? What's my thing? 666 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:17,604 YouTube provocateur bullshit. 667 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:20,781 Aristo-populism. 668 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:23,871 I'm just... 669 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,090 Have you read Plato? 670 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,788 Uh... Yeah. 671 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,355 Remind me. What happens? 672 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:31,183 Read Plato. Read Plato! 673 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:33,620 [LAUGHS] Oh, don't want to! Don't fucking want to. 674 00:33:33,620 --> 00:33:36,188 See, he doesn't actually want to have a conversation. 675 00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:37,798 - SHIV: Yeah. - He just wants to yell loud enough... 676 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:38,799 - SHIV: Yeah. - ...to get on ATN. 677 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,540 Nah! Fuck ATN! 678 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,850 It's basically... 679 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:49,331 a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m. in the nursing home. 680 00:33:51,377 --> 00:33:54,380 Honestly. Doesn't speak to me. 681 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,947 Doesn't speak to the-- the people that I talk to. 682 00:33:56,947 --> 00:34:02,388 It is status quo bedtime stories to maximize shareholder value. 683 00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,433 No disrespect, Logan Roy... 684 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,567 was an icon, but, you know... 685 00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,048 he's no longer relevant. 686 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:14,313 - You recognize this fucker? - Nope. 687 00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:17,533 Fucking jelly-boned, low-T, pip-pip cheerio fucker! 688 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:21,276 No. We have to stop the wedding, though. Right? 689 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:23,365 What? Stop obsessing over Mom's new husband. 690 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:25,106 - Just get over it. Who cares? - Get over it? 691 00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:26,803 It just fucking happened. 692 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,936 My mother is marrying some dickhead 693 00:34:28,936 --> 00:34:31,852 crooked-toothed turnip man. 694 00:34:31,852 --> 00:34:33,071 - you frozen bitch. - Poor Rome! 695 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:40,165 His dreams of porking Mom 696 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,558 Hey, so! Come in! Come in! 697 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:43,907 - Yeah. - Sit. 698 00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:45,213 Sit. 699 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,736 Is Greg necessary? 700 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,565 Just keep your trap shut. 701 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,915 - Watch. - All right, thank you, sir. 702 00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:56,833 LOGAN: There's a lot of chaff flying. 703 00:34:56,833 --> 00:34:58,444 A lot of flapping. 704 00:34:58,444 --> 00:35:00,533 But Ron and me are going to meet and figure out 705 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,665 how we can pull for the same name. 706 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:07,148 We need one voice on this, or we could fall apart 707 00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:09,672 and hand it to the fuck-fuck donkey gang. 708 00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:10,891 - [CONNOR CHUCKLES] - HUGO: Right. 709 00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:11,892 So... 710 00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,200 who do we like? 711 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:23,164 You know, it feels like it's poised, 712 00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,861 and then the other donors follow, then it's-- 713 00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:25,906 Exactly. 714 00:35:26,776 --> 00:35:28,213 We're picking. 715 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:30,215 We haven't got all night. 716 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:31,607 I like Connor Roy. 717 00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,657 SHIV: Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems. 718 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:38,919 - CONNOR: Wow. - SHIV: Yeah, I do. 719 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,138 ROMAN: Jesus Christ. 720 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:44,185 kinda like Mencken, but... 721 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,667 I know he's kind of shitty, so if it's now, I guess, Boyer, 722 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:50,322 but can I just say I don't like Boyer-- 723 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:53,542 - What? What's with the fucking-- - SHIV: Roman. 724 00:35:53,542 --> 00:35:55,501 The Dems will run on change and blow him away. 725 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,980 ROMAN: Ooh, Mrs. Politics! 726 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,982 How many big races did you win as a consultant? 727 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:00,680 - Four? Three? Did you win two? - Roman! Boyer is not a winner, 728 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,813 - and we know that. - One? 729 00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,989 - see if we can deal? - The base does like him. 730 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,904 Right? 731 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,779 SHIV: Uh... 732 00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:17,436 look, can I... say something? Uh... No. 733 00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:21,875 Mencken is an integralist, nativist fuckhead. He's toxic. 734 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,399 He's "Medicare for all, abortions for none." 735 00:36:24,399 --> 00:36:25,922 And his idea of diplomacy 736 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:27,707 is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban 737 00:36:27,707 --> 00:36:29,709 and then starting a trade war with China. 738 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,798 Look, I'm tough. I know that there's the carnival bark 739 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,582 and then there's the fucking show, but... 740 00:36:33,582 --> 00:36:35,671 he is outside the American political tradition. 741 00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:38,108 And I think we have a responsibility as Waystar... 742 00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,893 - ROMAN: [HUMS NATIONAL ANTHEM] - ...to the... 743 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,764 - ROMAN: [CONTINUES HUMMING] - ...American Republic and-- 744 00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,854 and to the future of-- 745 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,421 - SHIV: No, he's talked about-- - ...my sister did bring forth 746 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,293 from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum. 747 00:36:48,293 --> 00:36:49,598 - You done? - ROMAN: Yeah, done. 748 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,252 He's talked about burning Korans 749 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:54,429 - and licensing press credentials. - Yeah. 750 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,735 SHIV: I'm surprised you know what that fucking is. 751 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:58,564 - I do. - SHIV: He's opening it 752 00:36:58,564 --> 00:37:01,044 Stop Chicken Littling us. 753 00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:03,786 SHIV: Stop being a dirty little pixie 754 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,614 Boom! There you go again! So fucking route one! 755 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,181 I'm not saying it's going to be the full Third Reich, 756 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:10,706 but I am genuinely concerned 757 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:13,100 a Russian Berlusconied Brazilian fuck pile. 758 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,668 You have a trophy husband and several fur coats. 759 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,060 - I think you're gonna be fine. - Tom! 760 00:37:18,888 --> 00:37:20,238 Me? I, uh... 761 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,848 I think Shiv... 762 00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:23,415 Shiv talks a lot of sense. 763 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:24,807 But I also jibe with Salgado. 764 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:27,680 Oh, you "jibe" with him? 765 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,856 - Sorry, do I get a vote? - ROMAN: Sure you do, buddy. 766 00:37:29,856 --> 00:37:32,293 You get to vote at the election with all the other folks. 767 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:35,818 GREG: [CHUCKLES] All right, yeah. 768 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,646 - in here. - ROMAN: Easy, Castro. 769 00:37:37,646 --> 00:37:41,346 Boyer is likely to be flexible over the DOJ. 770 00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,130 Not if he doesn't win, which he won't. 771 00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:46,481 Although, we are hearing rumors that the case is weakening. 772 00:37:46,481 --> 00:37:48,396 And that no one big... 773 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,356 - is likely to do jail time. - Great. 774 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:54,184 HUGO: With the notable exception of Tom, obviously. 775 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:56,491 - Sorry, Tom. - No, please, Hugo. Understood. 776 00:37:56,491 --> 00:38:00,103 Look, if you don't go blue, Dad, then at least we have to be... 777 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,453 - backing Salgado. - [SCOFFS AND GROANS] 778 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:02,758 CONNOR: Señor Dickless. 779 00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:04,499 Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers. 780 00:38:04,499 --> 00:38:06,458 Uh... Cyd. Sorry. 781 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:09,678 - Duty calls. - SHIV: Look, I don't like him. 782 00:38:09,678 --> 00:38:11,550 - but he at least talks base, and... - TOM: Hello? 783 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,335 - Tom? - TOM: Uh-huh? 784 00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:15,641 KENDALL: Where are you right now? 785 00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:17,556 Uh... Virginia. 786 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:21,299 KENDALL: No, where are you in the building? 787 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,391 Shiv, can I just say, 788 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:29,829 but I do think you are so brave for picking the brown man. 789 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:32,658 I think that we should get you a medal. 790 00:38:32,658 --> 00:38:35,574 - who like brown men. - Just being a racist now. 791 00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:39,621 'cause no one cares about me." 792 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:42,450 From Mom? A message that maybe you could share, Rome? 793 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:45,453 Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you! Thanks, I do. 794 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,846 I have a message, uh, yeah. 795 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,022 Uh... Mom's getting remarried. 796 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:50,980 Hmm. 797 00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:56,203 Uh... No, to Peter, um... uh... Pe-- uh-- Munion. 798 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:57,596 - Peter Munion. - You're fucking kidding? 799 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,556 The seat sniffer? 800 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:05,299 [SCOFFS] He's been hanging around... 801 00:39:05,299 --> 00:39:07,257 they would love it, apparently, 802 00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:08,824 if you came to their big Tuscan wedding. 803 00:39:08,824 --> 00:39:11,653 Ooh! Lah-di-dah! [INHALES] 804 00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,612 And they sent you as messenger boy? 805 00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:15,875 [LAUGHS] 806 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,138 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 807 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,100 - Hey, man. - TOM: Hey. 808 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,275 Thanks for coming. 809 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,497 SERVER: [CLEARS THROAT] Hey. 810 00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:33,022 So, I will take the, uh, Griddle Hero special, please. 811 00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:35,285 With double hash browns. Fully loaded. 812 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:36,896 And a plain waffle 813 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:39,115 and a-- and a large cup of room-temperature water. 814 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:40,116 Thank you. 815 00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:44,425 Uh... 816 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,340 I might just watch him. 817 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:49,169 You know that Rasputin would take a dose of arsenic, 818 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:52,346 uh, with breakfast each morning to build up his tolerance? 819 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:55,871 [INHALES DEEPLY] 820 00:39:55,871 --> 00:39:57,307 Look, so... 821 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:02,922 I think you know... I've always liked you, Tom. 822 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,228 Well, I like you too, Kendall. I mean, I have notes. 823 00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:07,753 - [CHUCKLES] - Oh, no. I have notes. 824 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:11,539 I think mine might be more extensive... 825 00:40:11,539 --> 00:40:14,237 KENDALL: But look. I think I can get you out of this mess, 826 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:15,413 where you're going. 827 00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:18,503 TOM: Well, uh... 828 00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,982 nothing is certain, so... 829 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:23,769 KENDALL: You know they're calling you... 830 00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:25,074 the Christmas tree? 831 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:30,340 Yeah? 832 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,474 KENDALL: Maybe. You think? 833 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,433 But I think maybe you don't want to be the chip 834 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,478 the company offers up when it has no choice. 835 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:39,741 Well... 836 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,399 but, um... 837 00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,360 But I'm here to ask, are you interested 838 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,450 in an alternative, theoretically? 839 00:40:55,235 --> 00:40:56,932 I have, of late, uh, 840 00:40:56,932 --> 00:41:00,370 decided not to tarry too much with hope. 841 00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:02,329 Okay, well, my case is... 842 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,681 It's strong. It's-- No, it's-- it's... 843 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:11,947 It has gaps. 844 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:18,040 But if I had someone who could say 845 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,389 which I think we both know to be true... 846 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:24,177 - Ooh, I-- - ...then-- 847 00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:34,056 Uh-huh. 848 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:35,188 I admire you, man. 849 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:41,411 I do, I fucking-- You know? 850 00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:42,674 You're far from the tree. 851 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:49,724 You've played your hand well, 852 00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:51,944 Well, shucks. Thank you. 853 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:54,642 I fell in love with your sister. That's what happened. 854 00:41:54,642 --> 00:41:56,426 Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right. 855 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:57,515 Sure. Sure, man. 856 00:42:00,648 --> 00:42:01,780 [CHUCKLES] 857 00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:03,042 And you're just, uh... 858 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:08,961 what? Just-- 859 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:10,440 - No agenda? - I guess. 860 00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:13,487 KENDALL: Well, here's how it goes. 861 00:42:13,487 --> 00:42:16,011 I have new lawyers, who are fucking amazing. 862 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:20,407 the cognitive dissonance you're experiencing. 863 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:25,020 But pretty soon, 864 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,195 granted immunity. 865 00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,720 And you're not going to prison. 866 00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,244 How does that sound? 867 00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:36,423 I guess there are other names. 868 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:37,424 [COUGHS] 869 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:43,169 - It's a disaster if we splinter. - [COUGHS] 870 00:42:43,169 --> 00:42:44,736 Salgado has great narrative. 871 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:47,216 Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv. 872 00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:49,349 We all supported your little DC lemonade stand, 873 00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,264 but this is the fucking real world. This actually matters. 874 00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:54,876 SHIV: Roman, you just love the boot 875 00:42:54,876 --> 00:42:55,964 LOGAN: What? 876 00:42:56,835 --> 00:42:58,097 What? 877 00:42:58,097 --> 00:42:59,228 Nothing. No. 878 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:01,579 What about Connor? 879 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:06,148 I do believe that idea has good promise. 880 00:43:08,237 --> 00:43:09,543 I could see it. 881 00:43:09,543 --> 00:43:11,501 Well, if you can see it, 882 00:43:11,501 --> 00:43:12,894 should we talk about it? 883 00:43:12,894 --> 00:43:15,549 - LOGAN: Kids? - Um... 884 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:16,898 sure, I don't know. 885 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:21,729 Like, but, like, really? 886 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:24,471 Uh... 887 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:26,255 I guess. 888 00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:29,737 Sure. I don't know. 889 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:31,304 - No offense, Con. - None taken. 890 00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:32,914 I mean, he's a good-looking kid. 891 00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:39,747 Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys? [CHUCKLES] 892 00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:41,096 So let's get him in there 893 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:42,881 with a smile and a shoeshine 894 00:43:42,881 --> 00:43:45,971 and get Ron and everyone behind him. 895 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,582 I would fight so fuckin' hard for this family, Pop. 896 00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:52,542 Siobhan? 897 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,762 As a political consultant, what do you think? 898 00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:56,242 - [HESITATES] - LOGAN: Come on. 899 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,374 Well-- Okay, well, not huge name ID, 900 00:43:58,374 --> 00:44:00,202 but the family name will be a factor and... 901 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,595 A positive. One of many. 902 00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:03,989 Uh... He's got no track record. 903 00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:05,730 Nothing to beat me with. 904 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:06,905 I'm a clean skin. 905 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,864 And I guess, in terms of... 906 00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,823 presentation and connection skills... 907 00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:13,215 Tick, tick. 908 00:44:13,215 --> 00:44:15,391 - He can walk and chew gum. - [CHUCKLES] 909 00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,306 He pisses pretty straight. 910 00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:19,569 CONNOR: Pretty damn straight. I piss policy laser. 911 00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:21,354 Okay, um, are we being serious about this? 912 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:24,400 We're talking about trying to make Connor president... 913 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,925 of the United States of America. Crap pants! 914 00:44:26,925 --> 00:44:29,188 Roman, it's a big tent. Why don't you just come in? 915 00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:31,538 Sure, I might call the guy who waxes my balls. 916 00:44:31,538 --> 00:44:32,757 - He's a possible. - CONNOR: Jesus. 917 00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:33,845 LOGAN: Greg! 918 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:38,588 [GREG CLEARS THROAT QUIETLY] 919 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:39,894 [HESITATES] Me? Would I... 920 00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:41,940 [INHALES] Um... 921 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:45,552 LOGAN: Honestly. 922 00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:48,468 It depends. I-- I think... [CLEARS THROAT] 923 00:44:48,468 --> 00:44:51,514 I think I could see myself, uh, spoiling my ballot 924 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,386 - in his favor. [HESITATES] - [CHUCKLES] 925 00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:55,083 Depending on the opposition. Yeah. 926 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,476 LOGAN: What do you think, Shiv? 927 00:44:56,476 --> 00:44:58,086 Is it nuts? 928 00:44:58,086 --> 00:44:59,914 I love Con. I do. But... 929 00:44:59,914 --> 00:45:02,482 if-- if we're talking about this seriously, I think we have to... 930 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:06,573 look at Salgado! 931 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:09,271 [SMACKS LIPS] Hugo. Call Boyer. 932 00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:11,883 Okay, if-- if she's bringing up Soggy Salgado, 933 00:45:11,883 --> 00:45:13,623 then I want to see if we can tame Mencken, okay? 934 00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:14,886 Oh, for fuck's sake! 935 00:45:19,499 --> 00:45:20,587 BOYER: Hello? 936 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:24,460 It's Logan. 937 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:29,770 How are you? 938 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:31,859 LOGAN: Oh, I'm fine. We're all fine. 939 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,687 I'm here in my suite. 940 00:45:33,687 --> 00:45:36,124 Uh... Would you fancy stopping by? 941 00:45:36,124 --> 00:45:37,604 BOYER: Uh, it's pretty late, Logan. 942 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,002 BOYER: But s-- sure. Sure. 943 00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:46,831 Great. Great. And Dave, listen, um... 944 00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:50,182 my fridge is bare. 945 00:45:50,182 --> 00:45:52,140 I don't suppose you could run me over a Coke? 946 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:57,711 If you don't have a Coke, 947 00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:02,368 BOYER: Yes? 948 00:46:02,368 --> 00:46:05,545 Could you fire the deputy attorney general? 949 00:46:08,243 --> 00:46:10,506 BOYER: Fire the deputy attorney general? 950 00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:15,816 I'm kidding. [CHUCKLES] Come on over. 951 00:46:17,165 --> 00:46:18,123 Have a chat. 952 00:46:20,908 --> 00:46:22,518 BOYER: Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes. 953 00:46:22,518 --> 00:46:24,782 LOGAN: [INHALES] Thank you, Hugo. 954 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:29,221 - Take the boy and go. - Um... Yeah. Yeah. 955 00:46:29,221 --> 00:46:32,224 I-- I-- I will go. I-- I just want to say, I think... 956 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,792 um... 957 00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:38,883 I-- I-- I think I owe it to my country to say... 958 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:43,235 I don't think you should crown-- or make Connor president. 959 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:45,628 That's it. Thank you. Good night. Sorry. 960 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:49,371 So-- So, what do you think? 961 00:46:56,248 --> 00:46:58,032 - Let me think. - Yeah, take your time. 962 00:46:58,032 --> 00:47:00,252 - I see it's tough for you. - Yeah. 963 00:47:00,252 --> 00:47:02,297 You know, my dad seems powerful. 964 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:04,560 Shiv seems safe. 965 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:11,350 I don't know. You think she'll still be there? 966 00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:13,134 Waiting for you after prison? 967 00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:18,748 How exactly does it work if I... 968 00:47:18,748 --> 00:47:20,881 if I do come over to you? 969 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,840 I mean, how-- how is it better... 970 00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,843 for me when I tell my wife... 971 00:47:27,801 --> 00:47:29,890 and this family, that I'm turning against them? 972 00:47:30,586 --> 00:47:31,587 How? 973 00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:34,939 She'll respect you. 974 00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,897 Tell her, "What's she doing?" Bring her over. 975 00:47:36,897 --> 00:47:38,203 Logan goes down. 976 00:47:38,203 --> 00:47:40,422 Shiv knows who the fucking man is. 977 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:44,252 Come on, man. 978 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:48,169 But h-- And I don't mean to be insulting, but, 979 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:49,605 having been around a bit... 980 00:47:52,217 --> 00:47:53,174 my hunch... 981 00:47:55,002 --> 00:47:57,178 is that you're going to get fucked 982 00:47:57,178 --> 00:48:00,268 because I've seen you get fucked a lot. 983 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,357 And I've never seen Logan get fucked once. 984 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:16,981 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - [SCOFFS] Nice. Classy. 985 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:19,548 ♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS] 986 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,246 - Yeah. - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 987 00:48:21,246 --> 00:48:22,856 Okay, I gotta go. 988 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,640 Do you know what they're doing up in the suite? 989 00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:28,296 They're picking the next president. 990 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:42,049 ♪ [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 991 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:51,319 [CROWD CLAMORING AND CHANTING] 992 00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:55,584 CROWD: [CHANTING] Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! 993 00:48:55,584 --> 00:48:57,978 LOUD GUY: [SHOUTING] Fuck Greenpeace! 994 00:48:57,978 --> 00:49:00,198 - [CHANTING CONTINUES] - GREG: Uh-- No-- 995 00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:03,288 - Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! - I'm all right. 996 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:05,290 - Oh-- Okay. [CHUCKLES] - [CHEERING] 997 00:49:06,291 --> 00:49:08,597 ♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] 998 00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,472 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 999 00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:20,827 BOYER: Obviously, we take the integrity 1000 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,872 of the Justice Department very seriously. 1001 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:25,179 But there is always the question of overreach. 1002 00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:30,532 So, yeah, on Tech, I mean... the strategy is clear. 1003 00:49:30,532 --> 00:49:31,881 I hear you about Gojo. 1004 00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:37,191 any regulatory issues. 1005 00:49:38,932 --> 00:49:40,020 Well, 1006 00:49:42,370 --> 00:49:45,852 Thank you, Mr. Vice President. 1007 00:49:45,852 --> 00:49:48,376 You've, uh, given us a lot to think about. 1008 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,117 - SHIV: Great to see you again. - You too. 1009 00:49:57,472 --> 00:49:59,387 So, just wanted to chit-chat a little bit. 1010 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,563 That was funny earlier, you know. 1011 00:50:01,563 --> 00:50:05,393 You tripping the light fantastic on Grandpappy's nutsack. 1012 00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,483 When I called your dad bullshit? I mean, did that bump? 1013 00:50:08,483 --> 00:50:10,094 Oh, yeah, yeah, never heard that before. 1014 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:12,618 Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk. 1015 00:50:12,618 --> 00:50:14,576 'Cause the thing is, this monkey don't dance. 1016 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:17,927 - This monkey right here? - MENCKEN: Yeah. 1017 00:50:17,927 --> 00:50:18,928 MENCKEN: That's right. 1018 00:50:19,581 --> 00:50:20,974 [LAUGHS] 1019 00:50:20,974 --> 00:50:23,498 Um... So... 1020 00:50:23,498 --> 00:50:25,457 I did want to talk to you about something. 1021 00:50:25,457 --> 00:50:27,720 And fuck it, I'll just come out and say it. 1022 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,288 Fascists are kind of cool... 1023 00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:33,682 but not really. So, is that, like, a problem, a thing? 1024 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:36,642 MENCKEN: [SIGHS] Seriously? Me? I just... 1025 00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:39,949 I don't have a lot of boundaries. 1026 00:50:39,949 --> 00:50:42,517 St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, 1027 00:50:42,517 --> 00:50:44,476 Schumacher. I'll borrow from anyone. 1028 00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:50,003 And, you know... 1029 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:53,528 - I'm a man for all seasons. - Mm-hmm. "H"? 1030 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,400 You know, there was a very naughty boy named "H." 1031 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,881 I'm a fully-fledged, small-D democrat. 1032 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,666 A well-regulated election 1033 00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:03,538 is a transmission frequency for God's grace. 1034 00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:08,804 ROMAN: Holy shit. You really are a Christian, aren't you? 1035 00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:14,027 I've been tending, you know, 1036 00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:17,161 forty new guys show up in the back of a truck... 1037 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:24,255 and it's put to a vote, 1038 00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:27,127 I mean... [SCOFFS] I'm like, "So sorry, what happened?" 1039 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:28,911 Maybe you have to put in, right? 1040 00:51:28,911 --> 00:51:31,175 - Before you get to take out. - ROMAN: Yeah. 1041 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,828 Okay, well, then, you know... 1042 00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:34,178 who gets to, uh... 1043 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,615 who gets to join? 1044 00:51:39,357 --> 00:51:40,967 people trust people who look like them. 1045 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:44,971 That's just a scientific fact. 1046 00:51:44,971 --> 00:51:50,019 - Hmm. - MENCKEN: Now, 1047 00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:51,325 Slowly! 1048 00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:52,544 I mean, fuck! 1049 00:51:54,372 --> 00:51:55,764 I like this country. 1050 00:51:55,764 --> 00:51:57,853 - Yeah. - MENCKEN: Let's just take a beat 1051 00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:01,248 before we fundamentally alter its composition? 1052 00:52:01,248 --> 00:52:03,076 [SMACKS LIPS] Yeah. 1053 00:52:03,076 --> 00:52:05,122 And in terms of, you know, 1054 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,385 this... here. There's a thing here, right? 1055 00:52:07,385 --> 00:52:08,734 - MENCKEN: Mm. - And I get it. You're... 1056 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:11,345 - You're fucking 6 - G, and we're Betamax, 1057 00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:14,435 but, you know, you need us. I think. 1058 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,698 Our news, our viewers, those fucking almost-deads, 1059 00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,047 that's a big slice of pie. 1060 00:52:18,047 --> 00:52:20,398 Well, if I'm the nominee, 1061 00:52:20,398 --> 00:52:22,139 are any of them really going to vote against me? 1062 00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,141 No, but... 1063 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,534 you know, it's going to be a fucking shit show... 1064 00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:27,883 [CHUCKLES] ...going into the convention. 1065 00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:29,537 I think you could really use our push. 1066 00:52:29,537 --> 00:52:31,060 I think you could use mine. 1067 00:52:32,627 --> 00:52:33,585 Maybe. 1068 00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:40,244 [SMACKS LIPS] 1069 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:42,724 S... Me, Roman? 1070 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:44,422 Uh... You know. 1071 00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:48,687 - I'm creeping on the come-up. - Oh, yeah? 1072 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:50,819 ROMAN: Yeah. I've got some ideas for ATN, you know. 1073 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:54,693 Sluice out the fucking porridge and add some sriracha. 1074 00:52:54,693 --> 00:52:57,043 Poach some of those TikTok psychos, you know? 1075 00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:59,828 E-girls with fucking guns and Juul pods, you know? 1076 00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:02,657 Give me some straight shot Blacks and Latinos. 1077 00:53:02,657 --> 00:53:04,093 No more of this fucking... 1078 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:05,617 pillows and bedpans, you know. 1079 00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:07,836 We're strictly bone broth and dick pills. 1080 00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:12,145 Deep state conspiracy hour 1081 00:53:12,145 --> 00:53:14,060 [CLAPS] And the whole show... 1082 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,844 is kinda set up for the star. 1083 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:18,717 President Jeryd Mencken. 1084 00:53:22,938 --> 00:53:24,201 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1085 00:53:27,595 --> 00:53:30,207 - [SHIV CHUCKLES] - [ROMAN BLOWS AIR THROUGH TEETH] 1086 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,295 Knock-knock. 1087 00:53:35,081 --> 00:53:36,213 [MENCKEN EXHALES HEAVILY] 1088 00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:47,833 Heard you wanted one. 1089 00:53:49,748 --> 00:53:50,923 Thank you. 1090 00:53:50,923 --> 00:53:52,533 Anointed with a Coke. 1091 00:53:57,451 --> 00:54:00,193 [SMACKS LIPS] That was nice. 1092 00:54:00,193 --> 00:54:02,500 - He's nice. - He's... [SCOFFING] ...not nice. 1093 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:08,506 I know we came to the market to buy you a nice milk cow 1094 00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:11,857 but we found ourselves a fucking T-rex, okay? 1095 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:14,555 He's box office. The guy is fucking diesel. 1096 00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:17,254 I mean, he's good on camera. He's fun. He'll fight. 1097 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,081 Viewers will eat from his hand. 1098 00:54:19,081 --> 00:54:22,215 - No downside. - SHIV: Oh, yeah. 1099 00:54:22,215 --> 00:54:24,304 No, his chief of staff broke a kid's jaw at a rally! 1100 00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:26,045 - [SPEAKS GIBBERISH] - [SCOFFING] What? 1101 00:54:26,045 --> 00:54:29,657 If we don't come to an accommodation, 1102 00:54:29,657 --> 00:54:33,095 when we need cash to fight Tech. Right? And buy Gojo. 1103 00:54:33,095 --> 00:54:35,097 [SLAPS THIGHS] Shiv wants her way, I want my way, 1104 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:36,882 Connor wants his way, so that's even. 1105 00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:40,364 SHIV: It's not even! My opinion counts for more! 1106 00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,322 No-- It does! It just fucking does! 1107 00:54:42,322 --> 00:54:43,845 Okay? I know this. I know! 1108 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:46,457 People hate him. They fucking hate this guy! 1109 00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:48,110 You have to look at the climate. 1110 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:53,333 Climate said I was going down. 1111 00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:56,728 Climate said I should just step aside. 1112 00:55:00,122 --> 00:55:01,254 I guess... 1113 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,126 I'm a climate denier. 1114 00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:08,740 Uh? I'm sorry, this is how it happens? 1115 00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:15,529 - Good night. - SHIV: Dad? 1116 00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:17,314 Definitely fucking. 1117 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,151 Let's go. 1118 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:32,633 ♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS] 1119 00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:39,292 [LIVELY CHATTER] 1120 00:55:40,293 --> 00:55:42,426 So, I saw you. 1121 00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,602 Looked like you were having a whale of a time 1122 00:55:44,602 --> 00:55:47,039 flying on the wings of white power. 1123 00:55:47,039 --> 00:55:50,085 Yeah, yeah. I was, uh, commandeered. 1124 00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:51,609 Did it feel good... 1125 00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:54,002 as the fascists hoisted you aloft 1126 00:55:54,002 --> 00:55:55,482 like the Stanley Cup? 1127 00:55:55,482 --> 00:55:59,007 So... 1128 00:55:59,007 --> 00:56:01,445 and Petkus has confirmed he's backing. 1129 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:02,794 Good. 1130 00:56:02,794 --> 00:56:05,362 Sunday show pushed him this morning. 1131 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:08,452 Let's see if this horse can run. 1132 00:56:08,452 --> 00:56:10,410 ...couldn't quite... [INHALES SHARPLY] 1133 00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:11,716 ...seal the deal. 1134 00:56:11,716 --> 00:56:15,763 And here I was thinking that... 1135 00:56:15,763 --> 00:56:17,548 - SALGADO: Right. - [SHOUTS] Siobhan! 1136 00:56:18,462 --> 00:56:19,724 Speak of the devil. 1137 00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:21,639 You take care. Good to see you. 1138 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:23,162 We're doing photos. 1139 00:56:23,162 --> 00:56:25,251 - Family photo. - SHIV: Uh-- With him? 1140 00:56:27,732 --> 00:56:29,081 We're all in it. Let's go. 1141 00:56:30,604 --> 00:56:31,997 You've got enough people in the shot. 1142 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:37,872 Get in the photo, please. 1143 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:47,012 Siobhan, are you part of this family or not? 1144 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:53,018 SHIV: Not standing next to him. 1145 00:56:53,018 --> 00:56:54,759 I'll be in the photo but not right by him. 1146 00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:58,632 You win, Pinkie. 1147 00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:00,547 You win. 1148 00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:04,464 You did good this weekend, son. 1149 00:57:06,335 --> 00:57:08,990 HUGO: Next to the congressman. 1150 00:57:08,990 --> 00:57:10,383 - LOGAN: Congratulations. - Thank you. 1151 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:12,559 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 1152 00:57:16,868 --> 00:57:20,611 HUGO: Okay, everybody, just be casual. Relax. Smile. 1153 00:57:20,611 --> 00:57:22,482 Little chin down, Mr. Men-- Congressman. 1154 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,832 And one, two, three. 1155 00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:27,269 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - HUGO: Great! Great. Perfect. 1156 00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,836 - Thank you. Super. - LOGAN: Good. 1157 00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:30,098 HUGO: Great. Okay. 1158 00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,187 Um... 1159 00:57:32,187 --> 00:57:33,928 Thank you. Should we get-- 1160 00:57:33,928 --> 00:57:36,801 Should we get a couple of just... Um... 1161 00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:40,326 ♪ ["MILLION DOLLAR HOME RUN" BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS] ♪ 1162 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:41,430 ♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES]