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- Wow, really?
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's a shit show
over there, apparently.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Like, advertisers bailing,
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my dad is out of it
by all accounts.
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You know,
Gerri Kellman in charge?
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Sorry, I mean,
Gerri's great, I actually--
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I actually love Gerri,
you know, but...
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Gerri is a time server
who's way out of her depth.
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Meanwhile, on the upside,
the DOJ and I
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are in contact about the terms
of my immunity deal.
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So, yeah.
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- Does not look good for them.
- Wow, right.
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All that's on background.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Um... You know, as we said,
a lot of moving parts.
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But-- But-- Yeah, please,
let's-- let's dive in.
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So, you're okay
if I record this, right?
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Yeah, hey,
am I okay? I am--
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- I am great. Let's record.
- Great. Thank you.
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- Open the kimono.
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Uh-- Oh. Thank you.
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So, will this be in the piece?
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"Kendall Roy ordered
a shaved fennel salad
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and picked at it,
uh, inquisitively?"
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You're quite concerned
with how you're gonna
come across.
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Not really, no.
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Am I?
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- Hell, look, I come from
a world of image.
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That's the family business.
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I mean, did-- did you see
the Sophie Iwobi monologue?
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- Um...
- Yeah, well, she--
she did a bit.
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- "Oedipussy"?
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- It's funny, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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But, you know,
it doesn't hurt now,
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because, uh...
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because I am who I am.
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And-- And-- And--
And I wanna plant a flag.
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I wanna physically get in
and plant a flag,
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you know, for that...
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inside my family's business.
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And in terms
of your family business,
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one question that people
do have is about your siblings.
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- Mm.
- So, where are they in this?
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Have you managed
to stay close with them?
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You know, sure. Absolutely.
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There-- There are issues,
but, uh...
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- essentially, yeah.
- Hmm.
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I'm just really happy
in my headspace.
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And I hope
they're happy in theirs.
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Hey, El Presidente.
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How's your headspace?
You happy in it?
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Uh... Yeah. You like the ending?
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"Oh, I love my kids.
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What are their names again?
Blur Face and Who Cares?"
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- All right.
- Oh, and let's press go
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on that sale, the Israeli
machine learning operation.
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Okay.
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- What?
- What? Nothing. Good.
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Let me get into that.
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- Look at me.
- No, I am. Hi. I see you.
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Action stations!
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- Strategy meet. Time to go
tickle my dad's balls.
- Yeah.
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- Wow.
- Hi, Karolina.
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LOGAN ROY:
I just hope our acting CEO
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isn't getting too
fucking acting.
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I'll tell you
what's a scary story
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we should maybe reboot.
Pinocchio.
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A puppet that comes to life.
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Oh, come on. Let's get started.
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They can catch up.
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- Hey, Dad, how's your headspace?
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I hear Gerri is looking
at the Israeli outfit.
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Oh, uh...
Pretty insignificant.
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No, no, no, no, no.
No, I have a shape of things
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in mind for that.
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GoJo Go, I don't know,
streaming.
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No. Kill it, okay?
Just kill it.
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- Um...
- What?
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What, are you checking
the chain of command?
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No. Um...
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What does he mean
by "plant a flag," huh?
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Please, don't fucking hover.
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Um...
There's talk that, uh,
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- Kendall's planning to come in.
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- You're fucking kidding?
- Mm-mm.
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- In here?
- Mm-hmm.
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That rat sets one foot
inside this building,
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I'll punch him
in the nose, okay?
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Well, I think
that's the grown-up solution
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that keeps everyone happy.
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Find out
what this fuck is planning.
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I don't need him in my teeth
right now.
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Uh... I can--
I can scope that out.
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I can capture him tonight,
if we'd like,
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at the journalism dinner.
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But, you know,
what are we doing to counter?
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Yes! Yes!
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You should all be out there.
Call him out on this.
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Uh... Well,
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we did discuss
the town hall event...
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Yeah, I-- I like it.
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- It brings everyone together.
- Yeah.
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- Open, anonymous questions,
employee-facing.
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Yeah, I'm happy to lead it
if it's about change.
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Oh, you are?
Now who's planting a flag?
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In terms of getting proactive,
Hugo had Frankton's put together
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some full-page responses.
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Yeah, there were, uh--
there were a couple we liked.
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Full page with, uh,
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a number of pledges.
We can figure out the verbiage.
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And the tagline...
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"We get it."
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I thought it was quite funky.
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"We get it,"
a bit like those ladies
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on the cruise ship got it?
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- Gerri liked it.
- Yeah, it's a little...
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"Yeah, yeah, we get it already,
stop moaning about the rapes."
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Logan, um...
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we have agents on the phone,
asking if Waystar is willing
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to accept service
of a document subpoena?
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- Tell 'em to fuck off.
- Oh. Okay.
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Kerry, uh...
...hang on. He's kidding.
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- Dad!
- Logan.
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I'm just wondering, uh,
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when we might start
to play ball.
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I mean, everybody cooperates.
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Maybe I don't do that dance.
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And how does that feel
in regards
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to the shareholder meeting?
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We don't accept service,
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in an hour, there's gonna be
two agents here to serve you,
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and while they're at it,
they could subpoena you
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- to the grand jury.
- Fuck 'em.
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- Logan?
- Tell 'em to fuck off.
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- FBI! Hands up!
- Hey, how's it going?
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To be honest,
not great, Greg.
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It's looking pretty bad
with the investigation,
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and, um... Logan says
we have to take these.
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Cyanide pills, the whole team.
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- It's a mint, you doofus.
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Take one.
Your breath really does stink.
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- Hey, can I show you something?
- Yeah?
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- Come on.
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Gregory, my chief of staff,
leggy princeling of ATN,
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you deserve a new...
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...office. What do you think?
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I mean... it's, uh--
it's-- it's not very nice.
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That's rude, rude boy.
It's your new place.
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Okay, I see.
This is punishment, right?
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This is because I'm not taking
the company lawyer?
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Right? Am I-- Am I getting
demoted right now?
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In the middle
of an investigation? No.
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No, this is just part
of a totally standard
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office rationalization. No!
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No, no, no,
you do whatever you like.
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You know, hang out with Kendall.
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Take your own counsel.
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I hear you have a really
great lawyer.
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Is it true you can find him
any time, day or night?
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- Yes.
- 'Cause he has
one of those bowties
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that lights up and spins around?
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He's actually really good.
I'm very, very happy with him.
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Listen. On the level, buddy...
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On the level,
there are a million knives
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being sharpened right now.
The DOJ's gonna be like
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a combine harvester
in a wheat field of dicks, okay?
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So, I understand, I get it.
I see that this is tough.
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I have gone Waystar.
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I think that's safest, but...
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tonight, I'm actually
seeing a pal
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to get an objective take
on my situation,
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and if you want,
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- if you want, I can fold you in.
- Tonight?
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Yeah, I just thought,
you know, over a beer,
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we could kick back
and recall what happened
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and make sure
that we remember it
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- exactly the same way.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Um...
- What?
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- No, it's just Ken--
- Fuck Ken.
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Yeah, no, fuck Ken,
100 percent,
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- but-- but he's--
- But what?
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It's... stupid, he's giving me
a watch tonight to say thanks,
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- um, for-- so I don't know, I--
- You sold your ass for a watch?
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I'll buy you a watch, dickwad.
Just fucking come over.
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Okay, I'll try to come.
I wanna come.
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Stay.
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You know,
your dad just wondered,
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since the public discourse
about your father feels
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- really one-sided...
- Yes, we would love your help
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- getting more dimensions.
- Mm-hmm?
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It would be totally controlled,
business interview,
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with some softballs at the end.
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Yeah, so Shiv,
or someone like Shiv,
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sharing some memories
and feelings about your dad.
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Yeah, I see. I think...
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I think I'm best placed
neutralizing Kendall.
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Okay, well, you or...
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someone like you.
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All right, yeah, fine, fuck you.
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I'll go out and say I love Dad.
Why not?
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- I do. So, you know, fuck you.
- Aw. Look at you.
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Cutest cheerleader
in high school.
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Is it true
you let the track team
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finger bang you for lunch money?
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Stop projecting
your memories onto me.
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- I like it. I like it,
it's a good weight.
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Ken, real quick?
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Can you-- Can you just
give me the green light on this?
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- It's very expensive.
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I-- I mean, I usually
just use my phone
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- for all my time needs.
- Yeah, fuck it.
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Fuck it, man. You deserve it.
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Dude, your phone
is a widget. A button.
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Every janitor in America
has one.
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Your watch
is a Mona fucking Lisa.
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Okay, hey.
Shut the fuck up, Reece.
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Guys, it is game time.
And the game is...
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Good Tweet, Bad Tweet!
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- Oh, shit!
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Okay, you crazy fuckers
better have these ready
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- when I call them out, okay?
- Start it already.
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- And...
- Ooh!
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- Good tweet!
- Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always
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come in the form we like,
but what Kendall Roy did
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was important and brave."
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- Boom! Boom, that's the shit.
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Hey, that's good!
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All right, all right, all right.
Bad tweet.
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I got it, I got it!
I got it!
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- Bad tweet. Bad tweet.
- "Kendall Roy
is not a hero, fam."
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- Uh... "He's bootleg Ross
with a daddy complex."
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- Love it! Love it!
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Okay, okay, okay.
Good tweet, good tweet!
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Okay, keep 'em comin',
motherfuckers.
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"Maybe it's just 'cause
he's murking his shitty dad,
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but I kind of wanna fuck
Kendall Roy?"
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- Booyah!
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- Yeah, girl!
Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
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Bad tweet! Bad tweet!
Bad tweet!
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Okay. "He clearly
has mental health issues..."
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- Right.
- "...and crazy guilt,
coupled with addiction.
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That's all this is,
and it's sad."
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- Boo!
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That one sucked!
245
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- Hi.
- Hi.
246
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- Happy crowd.
247
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,562
- Kendall Roy!
248
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,042
- Should I give 'em something?
- Yeah.
249
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,612
Fuck the patriarchy!
250
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:25,440
Whoo!
251
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,445
All right,
do we have like a safe word?
252
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,751
- Uh--
- To get out of here?
253
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,370
Good to see you.
254
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,765
Shiv-fucking-Roy.
255
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Great to see you here.
256
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,553
I always come.
257
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,989
The Committee
for the Protection
258
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,730
and Welfare of Journalists.
259
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,384
You're into that,
but you like to keep them
260
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,647
protected in hutches, correct?
261
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,867
With the little feeding bottles,
kind of like hamsters?
262
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,694
Oh, yeah. Yeah, adorable.
263
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:04,740
We do keep more newspapers
alive and-- and employ
264
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,916
more journalists worldwide
than any other company,
265
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,092
- so I guess we're doing our bit?
- Uh-huh.
266
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,051
The Soviet Union employed
a ton of journalists, too.
267
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,793
Oh, Nate,
we got to Stalin so fast?
268
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,490
Is Gil still turning up
on Russia Today
269
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,535
- by mistake?
- Hey.
270
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,799
- Hey, man.
- Hey, Ken.
271
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,409
- Wow.
- Good to see you.
272
00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,454
- It's a family affair.
273
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,021
Yeah, I didn't think
you'd be here.
274
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,675
I thought the newly minted
president
275
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,199
of Waystar Royco
would just be too busy.
276
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,853
- I'm on the advisory.
- Oh, right.
277
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,594
You're the newest
attraction at the zoo,
278
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,161
half man, half Nobel prize?
279
00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,511
Sure, Shiv. You got me.
280
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:41,124
- Well, well, well, Shiv.
- Really nice to see you.
281
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,344
Really.
282
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:49,829
Hey.
283
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:52,614
Hey.
284
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:56,661
So, how is he?
285
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,490
Is he all, like,
angry hog at the state fair?
286
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,101
Rolling in shit,
snapping at kids?
287
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,235
He's fine. He's...
288
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,671
...worried you might come in.
289
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,718
Let him worry.
290
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:11,807
Okay, well,
that would just be dumb, Ken.
291
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,635
We all need for us
to win the shareholder vote,
292
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,377
you too, so just--
you know, just wait a week.
293
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,206
And maybe cool it
on the interviews
294
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,034
- while you're at it.
- Oh, uh-huh.
295
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,513
- That'd be smart all round.
- Well, yeah, maybe.
296
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,167
I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv.
297
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,692
Hey, I wanted to say, um...
298
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:31,783
just... at Rava's?
299
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:38,616
I think I'm right--
I-- I am right.
300
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,184
But I maybe threw
a couple of ugly rocks.
301
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,883
Uh-huh.
302
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,189
I'm just trying to be...
303
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,714
more thoughtful now, so...
304
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,980
Look, I...
305
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:58,114
I think we have the same
aim here, is the truth.
306
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,551
You know, big picture.
I'm...
307
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,814
...fucking tired
of all this shit too.
308
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,816
And I'm pushing for change.
309
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:08,081
Like, is there a world
where you stop being gross
310
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,911
and throwing stones
and we can acknowledge
311
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:16,132
and rebuild, you know,
truth and reconciliation?
312
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,787
You know, and maybe--
maybe we can actually find a way
313
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,789
to fucking fix things
from the inside,
314
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,139
which is the only place
that anything gets done anyway.
315
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,058
They made you get
all dressed up for this?
316
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,846
Or do you not actually
give a fuck?
317
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,196
And it's all just ego?
318
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,591
Look at this.
319
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,206
It's you now.
320
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,598
Ladies and gentlemen,
to present our next award...
321
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,078
KENDALL:
I'm sorry for you, Siobhan.
322
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,732
...a man who is used to
owning the news
323
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:53,778
rather than being in the news.
Kendall Roy.
324
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,353
So, thanks for making time
and, uh, when we do it,
325
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,226
the first section will just be
the South Asian streaming stuff.
326
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,705
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- We'll have to ask
327
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,272
the shareholder
meeting question.
328
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,013
Very confident.
Massive optimism.
329
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,146
Great.
And then, uh, you know,
330
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,583
I think that you know
that there's this idea
that everyone...
331
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,454
uh, everyone thought
that it'd be really kind of fun
332
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,456
if after everything,
we might, uh, open up the door
333
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,980
on some family stuff
for a little bit.
334
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,244
- No, I know, I know.
335
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:26,028
And we won't dwell on it, so,
uh, we'll just keep it loose
336
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:27,595
and, uh, it'll be fun
to freewheel it. Hmm?
337
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,118
Tell me precisely
every single word
338
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,512
they're gonna ask me.
339
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,557
Well, I couldn't disclose
specific questions
340
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,385
because of our policies
at ATN Business
341
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:38,214
and that would be ethically,
uh, you know...
342
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,088
But it, uh, might be
something like...
343
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,743
"Logan seems
like a business-oriented guy,
344
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,441
what's something special
that you and your dad
345
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,920
enjoy doing together?"
346
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:52,489
- No, next question.
- Okay, sure.
347
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,578
"What was a time
that your dad came to your aid
348
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,668
- when you really needed him?"
- Mm, no. I'm not doing that one.
349
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:01,063
Right.
Um...
350
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,065
"What is your most cherished
father-son memory?"
351
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,069
So far, these are bad.
352
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,071
Well, how about, uh--
how about you lead?
353
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:12,074
Is there some sort of childhood
story that you'd like to tell?
354
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:16,078
I got a memory
in the old bankiola. Uh...
355
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,645
Some fly-fishing
in Montana, if...
356
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,822
- Sure.
- ...that interests you.
357
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:21,866
Thank you, Mr. Roy!
358
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:27,698
Um... Well,
I will pass that along.
359
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,962
- Hi.
- Hi.
360
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,140
And I don't want him...
361
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:37,795
- How you're doing?
- Love and marriage.
362
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:40,102
I feel another million drain
with every cluck
363
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,799
from that hen house.
364
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,809
- Did you see him?
- I did.
365
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,595
- Is he coming in?
- Uh... I don't know.
366
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,945
I don't think so.
367
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,903
- I think he gets it.
- Uh-huh.
368
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,429
Thank you.
369
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:04,300
You know, every time
I don't see you out there
370
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,737
saying something, I think,
"Does Shiv even like me?"
371
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,959
- Oh, come on, Roman is--
- My daughter.
372
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,744
My only daughter.
373
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,142
What is it exactly
that you want me to do?
374
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:23,102
I don't know,
draw a circle around him, maybe.
375
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,756
Declare that your old man
isn't some dirty bastard.
376
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,715
Tell the truth, maybe.
377
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,412
- About him.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
378
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,806
The truth, but horrible.
and in public, right?
379
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:33,938
Do you trust me?
380
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,115
Yes, of course.
381
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,945
Uh... On what?
382
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:44,775
- On all this hullabaloo.
383
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,386
- "Hullabaloo"?
- Uh-huh.
384
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,433
Uh... Yeah.
385
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,393
I don't...
386
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,441
Yeah.
387
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,969
- Can we-- I mean, can we talk?
- Yes, we can talk.
388
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,275
Okay, well...
389
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,278
- We're a big company, but...
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,628
...how bad is-- is...
391
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,285
- What is the worst thing
that could be in those papers?
- Not all that bad.
392
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:19,027
I mean... Um...
393
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,768
Health and safety, compliance.
394
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,683
A few bad apples.
395
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,688
- What?
- Well, I know
that isn't true.
396
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,298
Come on, Dad.
Tom worked in Cruises.
397
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,082
Bill told him everything.
398
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,867
And besides, I know
that there were black ops,
399
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,477
and I know that there was
targeted intimidation
400
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,654
of victims and whistleblowers.
401
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,439
The NRPI, for fuck's sake.
402
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,006
Maybe there were
some salty moves.
403
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,748
You can't just change
your story.
404
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,576
I wanna keep you clean.
405
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:48,622
I put Gerri in,
but I can't trust her.
406
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,580
She's optics. I need you.
407
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,627
Listen.
408
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,239
I didn't know
about any of this shit.
409
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,634
Well, you're on emails.
410
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,810
Do you know how many emails
I get a day?
411
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,464
I don't read my emails.
412
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,422
- I get the action points.
- I know.
413
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,295
Shiv, the world
is fucking rough.
414
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:12,080
We ran a cruise line
out of some tin-pot ports
415
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,213
- registered in bongo
fucking bongo hovels...
- Oh--
416
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,127
...and we poured millions in.
And sure,
417
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,565
did we play rough
with the odd fucking union boss
418
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:22,873
or some Moaning Minnie
repeat litigant? I don't know!
419
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:26,790
It was a quarter of
a century ago, a lot of it.
420
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:30,794
So, yes, I fought
for you and your brothers.
421
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,970
But you will not find
a piece of paper
422
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,321
that makes you
ashamed of me, okay?
423
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,628
Well...
424
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,587
the government
does have an unbelievable amount
425
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:43,242
of leverage
at its disposal, Dad.
426
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,681
- The law?
- Yeah, the law.
427
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,771
The law is people.
428
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:54,253
And people is politics.
429
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,168
And I can handle a people.
430
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,133
Oh, that is nice.
431
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,309
It's just beautiful,
I mean, it's just-- it's--
432
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,963
- It's heavy.
- Isn't it?
433
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,965
I've always been self-conscious
about my wrists,
434
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,706
- so it could address that.
- It's saffron.
435
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,621
You have normal wrists.
436
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,623
Thanks, that is very nice
of you to say.
437
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,059
- That is-- You--
438
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,626
You have some nice
wrists yourself.
439
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:21,018
Greg, do you think
we can figure this out?
440
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,629
You wanna transfer now?
441
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:24,631
- Um--
- It's 40k.
442
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:29,810
Oh, no, no, um, I think this is,
uh, like a gift situation.
443
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:34,684
Hey, Ken! Hey, Ken.
Are you buying this?
444
00:21:34,684 --> 00:21:36,773
- What?
- Are you buying him this?
445
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,819
What? The-- The watch? No.
446
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,429
No, I just said
I'd hook you up, dude.
447
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,391
What is that look?
Don't get weird on me.
448
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,044
I'm not your fucking
sugar daddy.
449
00:21:47,784 --> 00:21:49,786
Cheapskate.
450
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,875
No, that's-- that's all good.
I-- I-- I mean, it's 40...
451
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,790
I'm not buying him
a fucking watch.
452
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,531
- What the fuck
is he talking about?
453
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,185
No, I can't.
I'm gonna need to give it back.
454
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,926
- It's not a good time.
- No, no, no, no.
455
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,275
- It has your patina now.
- No, I don't have patina.
456
00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,190
- We agreed.
- No, I shower.
457
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,801
Shit, she-- she did me again
tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry!
458
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:07,326
Sophie Iwobi
did me again tonight.
459
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,372
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. Yeah.
460
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,809
- What?
- She did a segment.
461
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,637
- Oh, shit.
- Should we do this tomorrow?
462
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,944
- Maybe I could--
- "Oedipussy 2."
463
00:22:16,944 --> 00:22:18,728
- I can get you
some bullet points.
- It looks like she tore me one.
464
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,121
Come on, fuck that.
We gotta-- We gotta watch this.
465
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:24,430
Hey, guys.
466
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,607
Guys, I'm gonna
put on Sophie Iwobi.
467
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,696
Looks like she--
she tore me one.
468
00:22:29,696 --> 00:22:31,698
Hey, hey, come on, we--
we should watch this,
469
00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:33,526
it'll be fun, here it is.
470
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,528
So, let's turn for a moment
to Kendall Roy.
471
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:37,399
- Woo-hoo!
- My favorite white man.
472
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,314
- Snitchy Rich.
473
00:22:39,314 --> 00:22:40,837
Or as you may know him,
"a jar of mayonnaise
474
00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:43,623
- in a Prada suit."
- Ha! Okay.
475
00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:45,929
Roy tweeted
earlier today...
476
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,453
It's okay,
you can laugh.
477
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,500
- The fuck is he
talking about?
- Amen.
478
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,937
That's like your dog
saying, "Hey, guys, guys, guys,
479
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,852
we have to punish
whoever ate coffee grinds
480
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,681
out of the trash
and then shit on the sofa."
481
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:00,988
- Hashtag Sofa Justice.
482
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:03,294
- That's great.
- Actual progressives
483
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,254
have been embracing
this dude. Why?
484
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,562
This is the guy who
told Congress like a month ago
485
00:23:09,562 --> 00:23:12,303
that the investigation
into his father
486
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,088
was a witch hunt.
487
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,872
- And he's also the fail-bro
488
00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:17,700
who once posed in this photo...
489
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,223
- Oh, shit.
- ...flashing gang signs
490
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,487
- outside of Jean-Georges.
491
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:22,662
- Okay, that is such a reach.
You were being tongue-in-cheek.
- Yeah.
492
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:25,186
She fucking loves me.
493
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:27,841
- She loves me.
- See, the problem is Kendall Roy
suffers from a severe case...
494
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:28,842
- This is love, it's all love.
- ...of what doctors call
Caucasian Rich Brain.
495
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,757
Oh!
496
00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,628
What happens
is genetically inherited wealth
497
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,891
and whiteness cause
neural pathways in the brain
498
00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:37,633
to constrict and make
the patient believe he's woke,
499
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,592
when he's just
a total fucking jackass.
500
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:45,424
- I feel like I should go on.
- Fuck Kendall Roy.
Thank you.
501
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,164
- What do you think? Can you
touch base? I should go on.
- I think we should talk to Berry
502
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,166
'cause there's a couple ways
to counter backlash,
503
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:51,255
- and it might not be the best--
- Backlash? This is, like...
504
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:52,996
- This is not--
- This is being
in the conversation.
505
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,911
- Yeah.
- This is fucking great.
506
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,436
- This is great.
- Yeah.
507
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,135
- Hey.
508
00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,485
- Shivy!
- Oh, hi.
509
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,921
- Hey.
- How was your guy?
510
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,967
- Did you see him?
- Yup.
511
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,360
Yeah. When I got in...
512
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,538
uh, Mondale had eaten
some of your pantyhose
513
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,191
and I had to pull 'em
out of his ass.
514
00:24:14,191 --> 00:24:16,411
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
515
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,414
You shouldn't leave them
lying around the floor, Siobhan.
516
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,024
Not once the help have gone.
517
00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:25,159
Yeah, I-- You okay?
518
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:28,423
Mondale's not well.
Mondale's unsettled.
519
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,776
Is, uh, Kendall coming
into Waystar?
520
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,779
I don't think so. Uh...
521
00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,826
How-- How was your guy?
522
00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:41,305
- How was my guy?
- Mm-hmm.
523
00:24:42,176 --> 00:24:43,569
Well, um...
524
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,920
Well...
525
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,313
Yeah, we-- I outlined
what might have happened
526
00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:51,402
to a theoretical John Doe,
527
00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,448
- divisional head.
- Mm-hmm.
528
00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:56,320
And, you know,
we talked about...
529
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,192
if what comes out
does come out
530
00:24:58,192 --> 00:25:00,586
in terms of the investigation,
and he said...
531
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,112
"It's very difficult
to see a world
532
00:25:05,112 --> 00:25:07,723
in which this John Doe
doesn't go to jail."
533
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,988
- So...
- Right. Fuck.
534
00:25:15,818 --> 00:25:18,386
- Tom, it'll be okay.
- Um...
535
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,911
And what evidence
do you have for that?
536
00:25:22,825 --> 00:25:25,262
I'm curious.
537
00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,788
Tom, oh, honey?
538
00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:32,139
I did have one dumb idea.
539
00:25:33,227 --> 00:25:34,924
Mm-hmm?
540
00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:37,057
Yeah. I was thinking,
you know, maybe...
541
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:40,060
maybe it would be good
to get out in front of it.
542
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:43,629
If prison is likely,
could I find any...
543
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,370
benefit in that, you know?
544
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:50,636
- You mean cooperate?
- No, not with DOJ.
545
00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:52,725
Your dad.
546
00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:56,163
I go to your dad and I-- I...
547
00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:58,513
offer myself up
as the beating post.
548
00:25:59,906 --> 00:26:02,909
Uh... No, honey. You can't.
549
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,955
No.
550
00:26:05,955 --> 00:26:07,914
- Honey, you're drunk.
- Mm.
551
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:16,400
But it is smart.
552
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,882
Yeah, it's, uh, kind of a...
553
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,059
a win from a no-win.
554
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,192
- You think?
- Yeah. I mean, it's punchy.
555
00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,761
I mean...
556
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:31,546
you know, it's very likely
that no one goes to prison.
557
00:26:31,546 --> 00:26:33,679
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
- And...
558
00:26:33,679 --> 00:26:37,683
either way,
you bank gold with my dad.
559
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,338
The offer is kinda... genius.
560
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,214
All being well, you know,
with a fair wind, I could
561
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:49,259
- be done in less than a year.
- Mm-hmm.
562
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:54,395
But no.
You can't, Tom.
563
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,876
Jesus. Everyone is doing
fucking somersaults for him
564
00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:57,920
right now.
565
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:09,628
...guy who
told Congress like a month ago
566
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,152
that the investigation
into his father
567
00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,110
was a witch hunt.
568
00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,548
And he's also the fail-bro
who once posed in this photo
569
00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:20,029
flashing gang signs
outside of Jean-Georges.
570
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:22,684
Poor Kenny.
571
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,730
See, the problem is,
Kendall Roy suffers
572
00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:27,341
from a severe case
of what doctors call
573
00:27:27,341 --> 00:27:29,778
- Caucasian Rich Brain.
574
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:35,697
- Hey.
- KENDALL: Hey, Jess.
I'm going in.
575
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:38,439
- Uh-- Okay. To the office?
- Okay? Yeah.
576
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,049
- When?
- Now.
577
00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:41,703
But you said...
578
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:43,313
Yeah, I said--
That was a false thought.
579
00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:44,663
Uh-- Just make sure
my office is ready.
580
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,055
I'll ping you before I arrive.
581
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,450
Good? Good? Great.
582
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,278
Greg.
583
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:53,541
Yo. Hey, I'm going in.
584
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,936
Yeah, I might wanna roll deep,
so, uh...
585
00:27:58,459 --> 00:27:59,895
...just keep it
on the down-low, okay?
586
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:02,115
I wanna see the shockwaves.
587
00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,682
November
just around the corner,
very important election...
588
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,988
- Hi.
- ...with Michelle-Anne...
589
00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:08,338
- Shouldn't be too long now.
- Uh-huh.
590
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,216
Yeah, because I've--
I've been, uh-- I've been...
591
00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:20,699
I've been thinking, um,
about what it is that you...
592
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,702
you might really need
right now...
593
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,053
and, um-- and how I can help.
594
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,012
- Mm-hmm?
- Yeah.
595
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,667
Yeah, because, you know,
if, uh-- if things go...
596
00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,670
how they could go...
597
00:28:35,670 --> 00:28:38,281
maybe there's no repercussions,
but if not...
598
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:42,111
there'll probably
be a cash number.
599
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:45,506
And there will probably
need to be a face or two
600
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,726
behind bars, right?
601
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:53,775
- What's your angle, Tom?
- No. None.
602
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:56,691
None, just-- just, uh...
603
00:28:56,691 --> 00:29:00,608
I'm probably in the firing line.
And I just wanted you to know...
604
00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:03,742
if you need to strategize...
605
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:06,527
I can be that guy.
606
00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,139
I'll-- I'll step up and go down.
607
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:16,319
That's it?
608
00:29:18,017 --> 00:29:19,627
- You don't mind?
- Nope.
609
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:23,936
No, that's just there.
If you need it.
610
00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:28,331
I won't wriggle.
611
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:31,508
Just clonk the trout on the head
and put it in your pouch.
612
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:34,511
It won't come to that.
613
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:37,123
But...
614
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:42,345
thank you, Tom. Thank you.
615
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,393
Not a problem.
616
00:29:46,393 --> 00:29:48,134
MICHELLE-ANNE: ...helping us
to get our message out
617
00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,265
to Latino voters,
who've really come around
618
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:50,658
to the President's message
619
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,442
and, you know,
620
00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:54,183
we saw Boyer on your program
a few nights ago.
621
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:58,448
MICHELLE-ANNE: Absolutely.
Very much with the president,
so...
622
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:24,213
Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss.
623
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:27,390
Uh... Hello. Uh... Hi.
Uh... I was given your number
624
00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:30,916
by a friend of mine and I--
I was wanting to, um--
625
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,395
I would like to...
626
00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:35,224
schedule an appointment
with Rex Hendon.
627
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:36,747
RECEPTIONIST:
This is for a consultation?
628
00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:38,706
- Uh-huh. That's right.
629
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,403
Excuse me, can you hold
the line one second?
630
00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:44,016
Greg, talk fast. What is it?
631
00:30:44,016 --> 00:30:45,887
- Hey, so-- so...
- I'm busy.
632
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:47,584
...I have something
that you guys might wanna know.
633
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:58,465
- Hey! How you doin'?
- Great. Are you...
634
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,380
- What are you doing down here?
- Mark, isn't he just
635
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,425
- the fucking greatest?
- Sure, yeah.
636
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,601
As ever.
Great to have you contribute.
637
00:31:04,601 --> 00:31:07,343
Could we do five
on what we need to do here?
638
00:31:07,343 --> 00:31:08,344
MICHELLE-ANNE: Sure.
639
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:13,959
So, how are things?
Look at you, the tough guy.
640
00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:16,265
You wouldn't even take service
of a subpoena, right?
641
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:19,181
Yeah, my son stands up,
waves his dick in the air,
642
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:21,401
and the rest of the world
is meant to rearrange itself
643
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:24,839
according to his liking?
I don't think so, right?
644
00:31:24,839 --> 00:31:27,102
I see. But are you gonna
get more cooperative...
645
00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:29,626
- Oh! It's a witch hunt.
- ...now that you've
set the table?
646
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,541
The prosecutors
are gonna regret any time
647
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,282
or money they spend on it.
648
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,462
- What does the old man think?
- Not fucking much.
649
00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:43,640
No, he's got--
he's got poll numbers
650
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,294
dancing in front of his eyes
morning, noon, and night.
651
00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:48,515
So, someone shits in Wisconsin,
652
00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,865
he's worried it'll float down
the Mississippi
653
00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,780
and hurt his numbers in Iowa.
654
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,913
Relax.
We've got his back.
655
00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:56,740
Yeah, well...
656
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,527
That's great. I guess...
657
00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:04,139
you know, when this thing broke,
658
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:07,142
the whole thing was,
"Logan Roy is going down."
659
00:32:07,142 --> 00:32:09,362
But then you got this thing,
some of our folks are like,
660
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,885
"There's no way
Roy is going down.
661
00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:12,147
The President's gonna
protect him,
662
00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,019
the system is broken."
663
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:16,195
People have no idea.
664
00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,414
They have these
paranoid fantasies.
665
00:32:19,502 --> 00:32:20,503
Yeah.
666
00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:25,204
I don't want you to do anything.
667
00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:28,990
- Right.
- What I want is-- is nothing.
668
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,558
Normal consideration,
669
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,213
not to become the focus
of some bullshit.
670
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,215
- Right.
- Not favors.
671
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,957
- Right.
- Right, right, right,
right, right...
672
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,960
- What?
673
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:45,615
The fact is, I don't want
anything from anyone.
674
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:48,923
That's not the way I operate.
But I would like to know
675
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:53,188
that no one's gonna shit
their pants if I hang tough.
676
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:55,234
Facebook is full of photos
of you and the boss
677
00:32:55,234 --> 00:32:57,497
at CPAC and Davos.
678
00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,499
All the nice things
you've said about each other?
679
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,893
It hits a demographic
we have to worry about.
680
00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,594
If that raisin
hangs me out to dry,
681
00:33:07,594 --> 00:33:09,857
I'm quite willing
to do the same to him.
682
00:33:11,163 --> 00:33:13,382
Well, if we're gonna be real...
683
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:15,428
maybe the President
has not been feeling
684
00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:17,734
like your coverage
has been very helpful
685
00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:19,388
or truthful lately.
686
00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,738
It could get a lot
fucking worse.
687
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,266
We have the same interest here.
688
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:34,055
Can you lower the temperature?
And I'll see what I can do.
689
00:33:34,055 --> 00:33:37,711
- Sure. That's all I need.
690
00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,758
Excuse me.
691
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,674
So, we asked everyone
to submit concerns and questions
692
00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,937
anonymously via the Intranet...
693
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:49,114
...which has some drawbacks,
as you know,
694
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,420
and we wanted you
to be aware, Shiv,
695
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,161
if you're gonna be up there.
So, we plan to put these
696
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,555
- on, um, a screen.
- What are they asking?
697
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,253
Well, uh, the general tenor is,
698
00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:01,213
"What the hell's
happening here?" Uh...
699
00:34:01,213 --> 00:34:04,999
A lot of those. Uh... Also,
"I'm embarrassed to say
700
00:34:04,999 --> 00:34:07,567
to my mother I work at
Waystar. Any advice?"
701
00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,351
- Yeah, fuck your mother.
- "Please tell us anything at all
702
00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,266
about what is happening here."
703
00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,138
Oh, my God, did they write
these questions in crayon?
704
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,748
I mean,
I have my speech all set.
705
00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:16,532
Do we even really need
to have questions?
706
00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,100
Well, we did say we wanted
to answer questions,
707
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,580
- so...
- Yeah.
708
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,538
Okay, well,
Dad can't see this one,
709
00:34:22,538 --> 00:34:23,583
or this one.
710
00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:26,368
Oh, fuck, no.
711
00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:28,762
- This'll make him shit
his Pop-Tarts.
- No, no.
712
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:30,720
- I think there's, like,
three here we can use.
- Okay.
713
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,331
- Three is all we need.
- This is just fucking rude.
714
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,289
I mean, it's not even
really a question.
715
00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:35,595
I mean, I don't think people
should even be thinking this
716
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,813
- that work here.
- You're right.
717
00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,511
Can we get different questions?
718
00:34:38,511 --> 00:34:40,252
- Like, less questiony questions?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
719
00:34:40,252 --> 00:34:42,167
'Cause these are just
fucking horrible.
720
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,994
- We can.
- Okay, well,
Hugo and I
721
00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:45,474
- did prepare a set
of questions...
- Something else.
722
00:34:45,474 --> 00:34:47,085
...that are more
of the sort of things
723
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,390
that people would actually
wanna know.
724
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,262
- Yeah. I mean...
- Great.
725
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:51,915
...these, we feel, are people's
real questions, okay?
726
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,178
We've got a problem.
Logan wants to see you
727
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,701
- in his office.
- Now?
728
00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:59,749
- Hello?
- Lisa.
729
00:34:59,749 --> 00:35:02,230
Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle.
730
00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:05,451
Kendall, I hear
you're going in. What the fuck?
731
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:07,975
Yeah, I can't let him dominate
the battle space, Lisa.
732
00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:11,065
My sister's making moves,
I can't just watch it happen.
733
00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:13,459
What-- What-- What--
What's the story on my immunity?
734
00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:16,288
I'm figuring out
a "Queen for a Day" situation,
Kendall.
735
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:18,377
- I have to have control here.
- Yeah, but we're losing
the momentum.
736
00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:20,205
Can we get a raid?
What about a raid?
737
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,163
- Can we get a raid?
- We can't "get" anything.
738
00:35:22,163 --> 00:35:26,080
No, sure, but really? I mean,
we hit the right buttons.
739
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,822
"Has the government
gone soft-cock on Big Corp?"
740
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:32,173
I'll call you in 40, Lisa.
You're the boss here. Bye.
741
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:35,785
And let's commit to Iwobi.
Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out.
742
00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:37,961
Call Noah and get me some jokes.
743
00:35:37,961 --> 00:35:39,963
Not jokes.
Like, funny as fuck shit,
744
00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:42,575
but not in a stupid jokey way.
745
00:35:42,575 --> 00:35:45,578
- Is it true? He's on his way?
- Fucking rat.
746
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:48,058
I'm gonna jam a Montblanc
down his fucking throat.
747
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:50,148
- He'll eat up any drama, Dad.
- Kerry!
748
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,628
Look, why don't we just let him
come on in and ignore him?
749
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,674
Get us Colin,
get us building services.
750
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,589
If he comes for me,
I want him fucking cuffed.
751
00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:58,460
- Okay.
- He's fired!
752
00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:02,029
HR is discussing him
stepping down from his duties.
753
00:36:02,029 --> 00:36:04,988
But firing, you would be handing
DOJ a gas can.
754
00:36:04,988 --> 00:36:06,903
- Yeah.
- It would be
a PR disaster.
755
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,383
Want me to get outside counsel
on the line?
756
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:09,993
Front desk says he's pulling up.
757
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,299
I don't want people
seeing him.
758
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,735
- Keep him the fuck out!
- Okay.
759
00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:23,877
How are you?
760
00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:30,013
- Sir, I'm-- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
761
00:36:30,013 --> 00:36:32,842
Just-- Your key card
has expired.
762
00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:36,890
Expired? That's weird.
763
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,762
Hi, Kendall. Uh...
Bit of a crazy morning here.
764
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,503
- Oh, is it?
- If you like, we could head over
765
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,679
to 43 North
and I can fill you in.
766
00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:45,333
Might be a little bit
more comfortable there.
767
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,248
Yeah, not going
to the satellite office, thanks.
768
00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,859
Uh... My card doesn't work,
so I'm just gonna
769
00:36:49,859 --> 00:36:51,861
hurdle the gates
and have Remi film it.
770
00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,820
What? No, who's--
How about we go up with you?
771
00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,648
We go up together?
We'll swipe you in.
772
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,258
You guys wanna sync up?
'Cause they-- they--
773
00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,694
- He can't go up.
- No, he can go up.
774
00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:00,740
They've told us he can't go up.
775
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,785
- Sorry, who's "they"?
- We can't authorize that.
776
00:37:02,785 --> 00:37:05,745
I can authorize that.
I am authorizing that.
777
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:08,835
We probably can't keep him
out of the town hall, correct?
778
00:37:08,835 --> 00:37:10,924
You can discourage him
from attending
779
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,578
in light of his position.
780
00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:14,667
Can we discourage him
with a taser shot
781
00:37:14,667 --> 00:37:17,278
directly to his peni
or scrummage sacking?
782
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:18,801
He's headed
for the freight.
783
00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:20,934
Fine. Bring him up
in the dumbwaiter
784
00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:23,110
like a fucking hamburger.
785
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,504
- All right,
what's up, bro?
- Hey.
786
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:28,420
- Doing the heavy lifting?
- Yeah.
787
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:30,857
- Is he there?
- I don't see him yet.
788
00:37:30,857 --> 00:37:34,991
- With his stupid walk.
- Tom, get Sam and Ray and IT,
789
00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:37,603
and make sure he doesn't get
fucking cute with IT.
790
00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:42,695
Hey, man.
791
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,485
Good to see you, man.
Hey, man.
792
00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:53,880
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
793
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,752
- Kinda weird, right?
- It's pretty weird.
794
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,493
- But, you know, yeah.
- How's it going?
795
00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:00,669
Yeah, life goes on,
you know, yeah.
796
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,757
- Buddhists?
- Hmm.
797
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:04,847
Nice. Life does go on.
798
00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:08,677
So-- So, what's going on
back there in my dad's office?
799
00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:11,201
He got any back-channel
White House contacts in there
or what?
800
00:38:14,335 --> 00:38:16,990
- I'm joking. You can't
tell me that.
- Right. Right, right.
801
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:19,297
And do you have an immunity deal
with DOJ?
802
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:22,778
- Do you?
803
00:38:22,778 --> 00:38:24,737
It's good
we can kid around
804
00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:25,825
- like this.
- Yeah.
805
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,917
But look, man. You're actually
in a difficult spot.
806
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:33,441
You know, it's-- it's no fun
being the last fucking eunuch
807
00:38:33,441 --> 00:38:34,486
in the forbidden city.
808
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,401
I'm doing fine.
809
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,317
Well...
810
00:38:40,448 --> 00:38:42,102
I like you.
811
00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,843
And I have no beef
with you, Tom.
812
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:49,414
Another life
is possible, brother.
813
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:56,029
He's trying to kiss
or nibble Tom.
814
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,596
Let's just not turn this
815
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,032
into the Invasion of Normandy,
okay?
816
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,128
Okay. Okay.
Locked out?
817
00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:12,175
Does it feel cold
to you in here?
818
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,004
- Right?
- It-- Is it?
819
00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:24,710
You gotta be kidding me.
820
00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:27,582
Yeah. Yeah, they've-- they've--
they've hacked my AC.
821
00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:31,586
I think-- I think, this is, uh,
68? You like it?
822
00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:34,546
Sixty-eight? This isn't 68.
No fucking way, this is like...
823
00:39:35,503 --> 00:39:38,027
sixty-five, sixty-two.
824
00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,420
Definitely feels
a little cool.
825
00:39:40,769 --> 00:39:42,902
- Okay, Remi.
- Yeah?
826
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:46,253
I'm airdropping you
a little shopping list.
827
00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:48,647
- You gonna come back stat?
- I can do that.
828
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:50,388
What time does
the town hall start?
829
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,391
- Um... Two o'clock. Yeah.
- Two o'clock? Okay.
830
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:57,786
Yeah?
831
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,053
What?
832
00:40:05,185 --> 00:40:06,229
Just checking in.
833
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:11,670
Okay? Yeah, I'm just...
834
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:20,330
I know you.
835
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:37,565
- So, if you're ready.
- Will my dad be there,
836
00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,612
undermining my authority?
837
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:43,484
He'll be nearby,
emphasizing your authority.
838
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,573
The live feed will be streaming
through the whole building
839
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,923
and to all major offices
globally.
840
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:50,970
And anything you need,
I'll be here.
841
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:52,841
Congratulations, by the way.
842
00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:55,365
I was always pushing for you
to be brought in,
843
00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,628
in my own little way.
844
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,330
And now, please welcome
our new Domestic President,
845
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,114
Siobhan Roy.
846
00:41:10,903 --> 00:41:13,427
Thank you all.
Thank you. Thank you, Karolina.
847
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:17,083
Okay, so I will keep this
straightforward.
848
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:21,174
A senior executive at Waystar,
849
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:24,133
who also happens
to be a senior brother of mine,
850
00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:25,961
I think I can legally say that,
851
00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,790
has made some
very serious allegations.
852
00:41:28,790 --> 00:41:31,837
And, as we take
those allegations seriously,
853
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,316
there is, you'll understand,
a fair amount
854
00:41:33,316 --> 00:41:36,363
that we can't talk about,
legally.
855
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:39,192
However, this is still
a family operation in spirit,
856
00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:41,281
and you are all a part
of that family.
857
00:41:41,281 --> 00:41:46,591
So, as much as we can tell you,
you know, we want to tell you.
858
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:51,596
I'm Siobhan Roy,
Waystar's new President
of Domestic Operations.
859
00:41:51,596 --> 00:41:54,512
And I'm paying particular
and specific attention
860
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,035
to corporate responsibility.
861
00:41:57,776 --> 00:42:00,343
I know that some of you
have concerns.
862
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:04,043
And I'm here to tell you,
we get it.
863
00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:07,176
If mistakes have been made
historically at Cruises,
864
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:10,005
we are going to identify them,
and implement--
865
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:16,229
What's more, uh,
personal accountability
866
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,710
is one of the four core...
867
00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,450
- ...pillars of the...
...Waystar philosophy--
868
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:21,756
- Hugo?
- Yeah. Yeah.
869
00:42:21,756 --> 00:42:23,453
- We got that.
- Yeah.
870
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:25,064
Thank you. Uh...
Some people might think
871
00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,761
this issue is a joke,
but we assure you,
872
00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:28,676
we take it very seriously.
Just--Thank you.
873
00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:30,635
Go and find out
what the fuck is going on.
874
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:33,768
So, we are going to ensure that
those who engaged in any actions
875
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,249
that went beyond
mere mistakes...
876
00:42:36,249 --> 00:42:39,948
- ...to more purpose--
purposeful-- uh--
877
00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:43,386
- SHIV: Can we get that sorted?
878
00:42:45,432 --> 00:42:48,130
I assure you, we take
this issue very seriously,
879
00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:51,046
- even if someone here does not.
880
00:42:52,744 --> 00:42:55,007
- Rape me
881
00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:56,922
- Rape me
882
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:01,317
- Rape me
883
00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,493
- Uh--
884
00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:05,452
- Rape me
885
00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,541
- Rape me
886
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:09,761
- Rape me
887
00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,153
- Fucking...
888
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,719
Sorry, Pinky.
889
00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,636
Now do you see? Huh?
890
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:10,343
- Hey, Ken.
- Hey.
891
00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:19,831
Thanks.
892
00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:25,488
Are we close? What time is it?
893
00:44:25,488 --> 00:44:27,577
Oh, what time is it?
Oh, it's, uh--
894
00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:29,362
it's like the 18th century
or something,
895
00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:31,843
- when watches didn't work.
- Doesn't work?
896
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,322
- No.
- Why did you get it?
897
00:44:34,759 --> 00:44:38,066
Why did I get it?
You encouraged me.
898
00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:39,677
You don't remember this?
You shrugged at me
899
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,461
- like it was reasonable.
- This one's good.
900
00:44:41,461 --> 00:44:43,115
- Not if it doesn't work.
- It's-- It's fine,
901
00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,812
it's okay. I--
I'm a humble custodian now.
902
00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,161
A piece like this
will often have to go
903
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,076
to Switzerland for six months.
904
00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:49,730
So, I have this funny bit
about how for the special
905
00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:51,340
- committee of the board...
- Hmm.
906
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,168
...and the-- the white shoe firm
that will handle
907
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:54,866
the investigation,
how my dad's putting pressure
908
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:57,085
to hire a firm
that will help them cover up.
909
00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:58,478
- Do you hear anything?
- Yeah.
910
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,088
- Really?
- Yeah.
911
00:45:00,088 --> 00:45:01,524
- I don't think its broken.
- ...Cover Up--
912
00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,656
- Cover Up "R" Us.
- Hmm.
913
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:04,005
Like Toys "R" Us.
914
00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:05,659
- "Cover up our ass."
- Yeah.
915
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,182
- No?
916
00:45:07,182 --> 00:45:08,836
- I don't know.
- No?
917
00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:11,491
But I think that
the Love Boat vids are good.
918
00:45:11,491 --> 00:45:13,058
Yeah, Love Boat...
919
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:14,624
Hey, uh, because we pushed
taping for you,
920
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:15,756
we're still filling up
the audience,
921
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,279
but shouldn't be too long.
922
00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:18,803
- Cool.
- Do you guys need anything?
923
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:21,153
- We're great, thank you.
- Are you okay?
924
00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:22,850
- Yeah, I'm good. Yeah.
- He's just jerking off
925
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:24,722
his invisible friend.
926
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,375
- No.
- Hey, so, where are
the writers at?
927
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,682
Um... Generally,
writers and guests--
928
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,250
Oh, no, generally, but I knew
a guy at the Lampoon
who knows Dylan.
929
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:33,818
Can I just find him to say hi?
I might pitch a couple of areas
for the gigglebots?
930
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,733
Oh, well, we don't really
have time.
931
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,169
- We gotta kind of get up there.
- It's cool, I'll find him.
932
00:45:39,824 --> 00:45:41,913
Hey, Rome! How you doin'?
933
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,741
I've just been on TV,
934
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:46,395
waxing lyrical about me
and Dad out murdering trout
935
00:45:46,395 --> 00:45:50,008
and singing sea shanties
around the old marshmallow hole.
936
00:45:50,008 --> 00:45:52,750
- Have you read this thing?
- Now, I talked Dad down.
937
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,882
He wanted us all to appear
on a talk show.
938
00:45:54,882 --> 00:45:56,841
Get the fuck outta here.
939
00:45:56,841 --> 00:45:59,017
Sitting on a couch together,
I thought would be very gauche.
940
00:45:59,017 --> 00:46:02,716
So I drafted this to land
and to end debate.
941
00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:06,285
- He wants us all to sign it.
- Man, this is quite a rich brew.
942
00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:08,026
Well, I think
a formal response
943
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:10,637
really draws a line under it.
944
00:46:10,637 --> 00:46:12,900
I'm sure you're being asked,
so this is just us
945
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,554
very clearly saying
that we're not a part
946
00:46:14,554 --> 00:46:17,383
- of Kendall's thing.
- Mm-hmm. Uh...
947
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:19,907
What? You would
have to say it's accurate.
948
00:46:19,907 --> 00:46:22,301
Yeah, accurate like Oswald
was accurate.
949
00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:24,433
I want us all to sign it
for release to media tonight.
950
00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:26,784
Ooh! Um...
951
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,352
I mean, it's kind of...
952
00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:33,878
It's kind of
a greeting card from hell.
953
00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,444
What?
954
00:46:35,444 --> 00:46:37,533
It's a Times New Roman
firing squad.
955
00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:41,189
Yeah, it's... pretty horrible,
you know.
956
00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:44,845
Well... ...it's all,
basically verified, so--
957
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:49,763
Well, yeah, drug addict,
serial liar, absentee father.
958
00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:52,418
History of his own problematic
relationships with women.
959
00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:53,985
Which of those isn't true?
960
00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,638
No, it's accurate,
you know,
961
00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:58,728
but this would be out there.
Like, forever.
962
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:01,427
You know, PGN pulls up
that photo of me with a ponytail
963
00:47:01,427 --> 00:47:03,559
any time they wanna
make me look untrustworthy.
964
00:47:03,559 --> 00:47:06,127
Okay, look,
Kendall is on a mission.
965
00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:08,390
And he's not going to stop
unless we take his legs out.
966
00:47:08,390 --> 00:47:11,132
And did Dad want
for all of us to do this?
967
00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,091
It's more powerful if it comes
from all three of us.
968
00:47:16,311 --> 00:47:18,226
- Oh, you're full of shit. Um--
- What?
969
00:47:18,226 --> 00:47:20,968
- I'm-- I'm not signing this.
- Roman! Why not?
970
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:24,711
Because I don't want to.
It makes me feel unwell.
971
00:47:24,711 --> 00:47:27,279
He taught me how to aim
my pee-pee in the toilet.
972
00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:29,107
The fuck?
That's not a reason, Roman.
973
00:47:29,107 --> 00:47:31,805
Take me to reason court
and fucking sue me.
974
00:47:31,805 --> 00:47:34,373
Roman, we all have to do things
we don't want to sometimes.
975
00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:37,855
I-- I just don't-- This is not
in my best interests, so, no.
976
00:47:40,596 --> 00:47:42,250
Connor?
977
00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:43,730
Well, I don't want
to be a bitch,
978
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,167
but my signature
is valuable real estate
979
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:47,908
and I'm not giving it away
for free.
980
00:47:47,908 --> 00:47:50,302
Okay. What do you want?
981
00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:52,870
I would like
some consideration.
982
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,698
I would like some suck-suck
on my dicky-dick.
983
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:58,005
- Oh, my God.
- Same.
984
00:47:58,005 --> 00:48:00,051
I'm feeling brutally
un-suck-sucked right now.
985
00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:01,791
You're babies!
986
00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:03,402
CONNOR:
Take my name off, please.
987
00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:05,273
- Ooh.
- Fine, I'll do it myself.
988
00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:07,362
Thanks for all the fucking help
as always.
989
00:48:09,016 --> 00:48:11,497
Um... It's so good
to see so many of you
990
00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:14,674
here to-- tonight, uh,
our amazing advertisers,
991
00:48:14,674 --> 00:48:16,502
and, you know,
we'd be nothing without you,
992
00:48:16,502 --> 00:48:19,244
and I just wanna say to you all,
whatever is happening
993
00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:21,550
up in the clouds, where the gods
994
00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:23,552
play a little rough
and tumble,
995
00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:27,469
down here, it is very much,
uh, business as usual, so...
996
00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:30,124
Here's to you.
Here's to weathering the storm.
997
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:34,650
Yeah, like, that's--
that's closer to the idea...
998
00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:36,696
Here they are!
999
00:48:36,696 --> 00:48:39,003
- Oh.
- The geniuses at work!
1000
00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,743
Clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
1001
00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,615
- Okay. Hello.
- Dylan.
1002
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,225
- Yeah?
- Yeah, hey, I-- I knew Pat
at the Lampoon.
1003
00:48:44,225 --> 00:48:45,879
- Oh, okay.
- He says you're, like,
1004
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,837
- a super funny dude.
- Oh, well...
1005
00:48:47,837 --> 00:48:50,014
Yeah. No, you are. I mean, hey,
I-- I just wanted to drop by
1006
00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:52,755
and let you guys know
you do awesome work,
1007
00:48:52,755 --> 00:48:54,932
very smart, very satirical.
1008
00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,629
- Cool. Thanks, man.
- Yeah, yeah.
1009
00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:59,023
Hey, I just-- I just--
Listen, I want you guys
1010
00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,763
- to hit me.
- Yes.
1011
00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:02,591
Just Rickles the fuck
out of Oedipussy here.
1012
00:49:02,591 --> 00:49:05,420
- I can take it.
- Well, it's just the show, so.
1013
00:49:05,420 --> 00:49:07,292
- Yeah, yeah. It's the show.
1014
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,468
- Hey.
- Hey.
1015
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:10,904
- Ken, could I grab you
for a second?
- These are the writers.
1016
00:49:10,904 --> 00:49:12,123
- Hi!
- Dylan, my man.
1017
00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:13,863
- Oh.
- Hurt me!
1018
00:49:13,863 --> 00:49:14,734
- Fucking hurt me.
- Ken! Ken! Please.
1019
00:49:15,822 --> 00:49:17,476
Jesus Christ.
1020
00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:19,391
- I'm not sure how...
- What's up?
1021
00:49:19,391 --> 00:49:20,827
...wide this has gone,
I'm just seeing it now, but...
1022
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,176
- Okay.
- ...you should...
1023
00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:28,791
Whoa! Uh... Okay.
1024
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,141
- Yeah.
- So...
1025
00:49:33,144 --> 00:49:36,843
So, wha-- wha-- what do I--
what do we do with this?
1026
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:39,193
Because this is actually
really sort of nothing.
1027
00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,499
- Well...
- I think.
1028
00:49:41,761 --> 00:49:43,719
- Yeah?
- Uh...
1029
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,286
No, I wouldn't say it's nothing.
1030
00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:47,593
Wow,
that's below the belt.
1031
00:49:47,593 --> 00:49:50,465
Is the world seeing this,
or-- or just... basically us?
1032
00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:52,206
- Yeah, the whole world.
- Uh-huh?
1033
00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,382
Mm-hmm.
1034
00:49:54,382 --> 00:49:56,036
Can we ask them
not to use it tonight?
1035
00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:58,082
- Will they mention it?
- I think they'll--
1036
00:49:58,082 --> 00:50:00,214
- they'll probably mention it.
- But they-- But it's private.
1037
00:50:00,214 --> 00:50:03,130
- I feel like--
- Yeah, but it's not private.
1038
00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:06,873
- No. Okay.
- No.
1039
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,484
I mean, can I still go on?
I feel like I still go on,
1040
00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:11,704
right?
1041
00:50:11,704 --> 00:50:13,358
- Yeah, no, I think it's--
1042
00:50:13,358 --> 00:50:15,795
- I think it's fine.
- Yeah.
1043
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:17,449
It's just the kind of thing
where we just maybe
steer away from it.
1044
00:50:17,449 --> 00:50:19,625
- Uh-huh? Uh--
- You know, we--
1045
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:22,715
Here. Um... Right, so...
1046
00:50:22,715 --> 00:50:24,456
- My concern is that it might--
- Yeah.
1047
00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,893
It might be weird
if we don't mention it.
1048
00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:29,461
Sure. Uh-huh. Absolutely.
1049
00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:33,073
Okay, good. Look,
it is big of you to come here.
1050
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,770
- We wanna be fair.
- Totally.
1051
00:50:34,770 --> 00:50:36,424
- And I'm game.
1052
00:50:36,424 --> 00:50:38,296
- Okay, that's great.
- Yeah, there's just, uh,
1053
00:50:38,296 --> 00:50:41,081
you know, a possibility,
with all the legal of it
1054
00:50:41,081 --> 00:50:43,692
that I might have to bow out,
but-- but we're good.
1055
00:50:43,692 --> 00:50:45,172
- We're good.
- Right.
1056
00:50:45,912 --> 00:50:47,653
Um...
1057
00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:49,655
We tape in 15 minutes.
1058
00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,570
Sure, no, and I'd help
with that, obviously.
1059
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:53,572
Right, how--
how would you help with that?
1060
00:50:53,572 --> 00:50:55,443
Uh... I know people.
1061
00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:57,793
You--
You're gonna what, call Jay-Z?
1062
00:50:57,793 --> 00:50:59,795
- And-- And get him
to do the show in 15 minutes?
- Yeah.
1063
00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,841
- A name. I can do that.
- No, no...
1064
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,538
I think
you're overthinking this.
1065
00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:05,366
It's a comedy show.
We're gonna--
1066
00:51:05,366 --> 00:51:07,194
We're gonna have fun and--
1067
00:51:07,194 --> 00:51:10,415
Sophie is tough,
but she's fair. And-- And--
1068
00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:13,766
- You're-- You're a guest.
- No, I know. You're right.
1069
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,985
Yeah.
So, we're-- we're good?
1070
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:17,335
Okay, yeah,
no, for sure.
1071
00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:18,858
- Okay.
- Okay.
1072
00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:19,859
Great.
1073
00:52:58,827 --> 00:52:59,828
Hey!
1074
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,833
Hey.
1075
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:07,227
- What are you in for?
- Uh... Me? Just...
1076
00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:10,404
running some numbers
with Gerri on, you know,
1077
00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:13,407
the fucking...
getting the distribution deals
1078
00:53:13,407 --> 00:53:15,148
for these--
Fuck it, it's murder.
1079
00:53:15,148 --> 00:53:20,109
- Good kid.
- Yeah. Uh-huh. Um...
1080
00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:23,243
But sorry about the letter
or whatever, I--
1081
00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:26,942
- Keeping your nose out, huh?
- Well, I don't know, I guess.
1082
00:53:26,942 --> 00:53:28,683
Smart cookie, huh?
1083
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,642
Smart little fucking cookie, eh?
1084
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:32,731
Well, you know.
1085
00:53:32,731 --> 00:53:35,386
I, uh,
saw your little interview.
1086
00:53:35,386 --> 00:53:37,344
Oh, right, yeah,
we don't have to--
1087
00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:40,086
"Ooh! I wuv my daddy."
1088
00:53:40,086 --> 00:53:43,263
- Yeah.
1089
00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,743
I never figured you
for a faggot.
1090
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,527
Oh, wow.
1091
00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:48,399
- I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.
- I know.
1092
00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:51,532
So, what's this, uh...
fishing thing?
1093
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:54,492
I don't remember.
1094
00:53:54,492 --> 00:53:56,537
Oh, yeah, that was, uh,
Connor, actually.
1095
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:59,714
Connor took me on that.
But, you know...
1096
00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:02,326
single, multi-use,
happy childhood memory,
1097
00:54:02,326 --> 00:54:03,631
so, yeah.
1098
00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:08,549
Oh, my God.
Such sad news. Guess what?
1099
00:54:08,549 --> 00:54:10,377
We're down a guest.
1100
00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:12,988
- Oedipussy has ghosted my ass.
1101
00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:17,210
Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken,
because I had so many names
1102
00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:20,213
I was going to call him.
Wokestar Royco.
1103
00:54:20,213 --> 00:54:22,433
- Benedickhead Arnold.
1104
00:54:22,433 --> 00:54:24,304
- Paranoid Kendroid.
1105
00:54:24,304 --> 00:54:27,176
But honestly,
nothing could be as brutal
1106
00:54:27,176 --> 00:54:30,092
as the open letter
his own sister released.
1107
00:54:30,092 --> 00:54:32,443
"I am deeply concerned
for the wellbeing
1108
00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:34,183
of my brother.
1109
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:35,968
Our entire family
has supported him
1110
00:54:35,968 --> 00:54:38,536
through his many attempts
at rehabilitation
1111
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,668
for his multiple addictions.
1112
00:54:40,668 --> 00:54:44,063
But the events of the last days
have made it clear
1113
00:54:44,063 --> 00:54:47,371
that our hopes for his recovery
were misplaced.
1114
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:50,635
I've now been a direct witness
to his misogynistic rants
1115
00:54:50,635 --> 00:54:53,420
and comparisons to world
historical figures
1116
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,379
that were suggestive
of grandiose
1117
00:54:55,379 --> 00:54:57,206
and disordered thinking.
1118
00:54:57,206 --> 00:54:59,121
And I would ask
that people give my brother
1119
00:54:59,121 --> 00:55:03,648
privacy and consideration
during this difficult time."
1120
00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,128
- And that's from
his sister,
1121
00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:07,956
and she's the fucking nice one.
1122
00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:18,967
- The FBI is downstairs.
- What?
1123
00:55:18,967 --> 00:55:21,100
- Yeah.
- Tell them to fuck off.
1124
00:55:21,100 --> 00:55:22,928
Yeah, these are the ones
who don't fuck off.
1125
00:55:22,928 --> 00:55:24,582
This is a search warrant.
1126
00:55:24,582 --> 00:55:26,192
What do they do
at the front desk?
1127
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:28,542
What are we doing?
They're at the gates.
1128
00:55:28,542 --> 00:55:30,718
Uh... Can we call
southern district? Get Leo!
Get, get, get, get, get!
1129
00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:32,503
Okay, okay, okay.
1130
00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:34,592
Can we stall 'em?
Shall I call Michelle-Anne?
1131
00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:36,768
No, I think that the Deputy
Attorney General
1132
00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,639
got spooked by you
talking to Michelle-Anne.
1133
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:40,380
Well, what the fuck
did Michelle-Anne do?
1134
00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:42,426
She's got no fucking acumen!
1135
00:55:42,426 --> 00:55:44,079
Well, I guess the Government
isn't a fucking Pez dispenser.
1136
00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,603
You don't push a button
and something pops out
1137
00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:47,387
- the other end.
- Yes, I am well aware.
1138
00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:49,302
Apparently, there's about
20 of them down there.
1139
00:55:49,302 --> 00:55:51,217
Why don't we just ask them
if they can come back tomorrow?
1140
00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,697
Logan, they are coming up.
And if you don't open the door,
1141
00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:54,394
- they will kick it in.
1142
00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:56,353
And if you don't open
the filing cabinet,
1143
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,833
they will pull out a crowbar.
This is a show of resolve.
1144
00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:01,096
And there are cameras outside,
and they do not need
1145
00:56:01,096 --> 00:56:03,316
to see the FBI
meeting any resistance.
1146
00:56:03,316 --> 00:56:04,361
What do we say?
1147
00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,113
- Cooperate.
- Oh.
1148
00:56:18,113 --> 00:56:19,898
Open up. Let them in.
1149
00:56:19,898 --> 00:56:21,726
Okay, I will call down
and I'll ask to talk
1150
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,336
to the lead agent,
and we'll work something out.
1151
00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:25,120
Okay.
1152
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,035
- We're cooperating.
- We're cooperating.
1153
00:56:27,035 --> 00:56:29,777
Get the special committee.
Shift the legals.
1154
00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:32,606
We're cooperating.
1155
00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:37,045
People watch
our channel for so long,
1156
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:39,004
we had to animate our logo,
1157
00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:41,746
because it was burning
into people's screens.
1158
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,574
I mean, that is how loyal
1159
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:45,402
- the viewers are.
1160
00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,360
And, you know, we will survive
this whole episode,
1161
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,623
because--
because of our strength,
1162
00:56:49,623 --> 00:56:52,104
because of our depth of talent,
1163
00:56:52,104 --> 00:56:57,457
and because of our values,
our true values. Yes?
1164
00:56:57,457 --> 00:57:00,112
The FBI is raiding...
1165
00:57:06,988 --> 00:57:09,077
Um... Guys,
just a little heads-up.
1166
00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:11,166
And this is not something
1167
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:13,299
I want us to get
out of proportion
or spoil the evening,
1168
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:16,215
but it would seem
that some agents
of Federal Law Enforcement
1169
00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:18,870
are raiding the premises
right now.
1170
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:21,525
So, if you see them,
uh, that's what that is.
1171
00:57:26,138 --> 00:57:29,097
It's fine. It's fine.
Just fucking leave it.
1172
00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:35,539
As you can see,
the FBI is currently raiding
1173
00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:38,019
the Waystar headquarters
in lower Manhattan
1174
00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,847
in a further twist
1175
00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:42,154
in the ongoing Waystar Royco
Cruise scandal.