1 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:07,803 Tom, it's Waystar. He offered it to me. 2 00:00:07,887 --> 00:00:08,595 To be next. 3 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:10,470 I thought that it was something that we wanted 4 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:11,762 for me, to have it. 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,678 Me is just a modification of the plan. 6 00:00:13,762 --> 00:00:15,219 That's q-- quite a big modification. 7 00:00:16,178 --> 00:00:18,845 GIL EAVIS: You live in a kind of a bubble and your connections 8 00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:21,595 to Tom, ATN, are a distraction. 9 00:00:21,678 --> 00:00:22,928 Well you know what, I'm out. 10 00:00:23,428 --> 00:00:25,386 I needed a place in the city because I'm still applying 11 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:27,428 for the job of president of the United States. 12 00:00:27,637 --> 00:00:29,011 Never done nothing, never, 13 00:00:29,094 --> 00:00:30,720 to most important job in the world? 14 00:00:30,803 --> 00:00:32,136 LOGAN ROY: What do you think about Pierce? 15 00:00:32,219 --> 00:00:33,428 Buying? PGM? 16 00:00:33,637 --> 00:00:35,053 SHIV ROY: Think that's chasing the white whale. 17 00:00:35,345 --> 00:00:37,637 Is it wise to fire the board? 18 00:00:37,887 --> 00:00:38,803 Take it like a fucking man. 19 00:00:39,011 --> 00:00:40,720 You tried to kill me, but you failed. 20 00:00:40,969 --> 00:00:42,845 We need a way forward on the Vaulter problem ahead 21 00:00:42,928 --> 00:00:44,678 of investor meetings in two days' time. 22 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:47,011 Doesn't fit with our core, you know, values. 23 00:00:47,303 --> 00:00:49,678 So now I'm thinking, we just shutter the fucker. 24 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:51,011 I mean, it makes us look weak. 25 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,553 No, it makes us look ruthless. 26 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,094 Your brother's right. Gut it. 27 00:00:54,178 --> 00:00:56,803 I'm afraid I have to inform you, you're all fired. 28 00:00:57,011 --> 00:00:58,803 We're already fully operation on seven. 29 00:00:58,887 --> 00:00:59,678 Why? 30 00:00:59,762 --> 00:01:01,511 Because my dad told me to. 31 00:01:01,803 --> 00:01:02,845 You did good, son. 32 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:04,136 Make yourself at home. 33 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:05,845 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 34 00:01:11,303 --> 00:01:16,053 Obviously, this is daunting, writing a biography. 35 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:19,637 A serious study of a man like Logan Roy, I... 36 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,219 Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me. 37 00:01:22,303 --> 00:01:26,720 Sure. Uh, but just to be clear, uh, this isn't a meeting. 38 00:01:26,803 --> 00:01:30,219 This is a precursor to see if I might be willing to meet. 39 00:01:30,303 --> 00:01:34,053 Absolutely. You were very clear about your concerns. 40 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,428 Because actually meeting you would be a big step. 41 00:01:36,511 --> 00:01:38,261 -Uh-huh. -I'm a time-pressed executive, 42 00:01:38,345 --> 00:01:40,511 so before we even get to the ethical considerations, 43 00:01:40,595 --> 00:01:42,511 can I eke out time in my calendar? 44 00:01:42,595 --> 00:01:43,678 Of course. 45 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:46,178 Um... 46 00:01:46,261 --> 00:01:47,678 On the other hand, I... 47 00:01:47,762 --> 00:01:49,762 don't think it's too self-aggrandizing 48 00:01:49,845 --> 00:01:51,928 to hope I might have some wisdom to impart. 49 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,345 There's no time like the present, 50 00:01:53,428 --> 00:01:55,428 -right? -It would need to be discreet. 51 00:01:55,511 --> 00:01:59,178 I don't wanna make my uncle mad, because he can be, uh... 52 00:01:59,261 --> 00:02:02,428 Well, he can be scary, vindictive, paranoid... 53 00:02:02,511 --> 00:02:03,762 -Oh, yeah. -...violent... 54 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,053 (MUTTERS) Scary, vindictive... 55 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:07,428 Wait, I'm sorry. Uh-- 56 00:02:07,511 --> 00:02:11,219 No, no, no. None of this-- I'm not actually saying that. 57 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,969 -Yet. -Oh. 58 00:02:13,053 --> 00:02:16,428 Would you like this meeting to be on background? 59 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:17,678 But this isn't... 60 00:02:18,762 --> 00:02:20,386 You can't say I said anything. 61 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:21,553 But you did. 62 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:26,303 Look, Greg, if you want this to be anonymous, 63 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:28,053 you have to say that from the outset. 64 00:02:28,136 --> 00:02:29,762 You can't do that retroactively. 65 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:32,595 But no, because this isn't a meeting. 66 00:02:32,678 --> 00:02:33,969 -This-- You can't-- -Look... 67 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:36,053 -That's not fair. That's unfair. -Greg, 68 00:02:36,136 --> 00:02:37,637 I am writing this biography. 69 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:41,261 I am going to cover Logan Roy's life and work. 70 00:02:41,345 --> 00:02:43,553 -Mm-hmm. -And I really have no doubt 71 00:02:43,637 --> 00:02:46,094 that you have been to a bunch of meetings, 72 00:02:46,178 --> 00:02:49,261 and you have done a bunch of things. 73 00:02:49,345 --> 00:02:51,428 So, my question is: 74 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:57,053 Do you want to present your side, 75 00:02:57,136 --> 00:03:01,053 or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? 76 00:03:05,178 --> 00:03:06,678 (GREG EXHALES SHARPLY) 77 00:03:06,762 --> 00:03:08,887 Okay, I need to think. I need-- I'm gonna go, 78 00:03:08,969 --> 00:03:12,011 I-- I'm-- But this leaving-- How I look, 79 00:03:12,094 --> 00:03:13,887 and how I'm getting up and everything, 80 00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:15,386 is off the record, okay? 81 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:17,553 -Thank you, ma'am. -(CHAIR SCRAPES) 82 00:03:19,969 --> 00:03:22,803 ♪ ("SUCCESSION" THEME MUSIC BEGINS) ♪ 83 00:04:51,553 --> 00:04:53,428 DOCTOR: So you're still getting the stiffness? 84 00:04:53,511 --> 00:04:56,887 Neck and shoulders. Chest pains, too, I heard. 85 00:04:56,969 --> 00:04:59,720 (SIGHS) Pain. One pain. 86 00:04:59,803 --> 00:05:01,887 That's 'cause you've got me working out so fuckin' much. 87 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,511 I'm Johnny fuckin' Weissmuller here. 88 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:08,969 And the meds we've got you on, well, you let me know 89 00:05:09,053 --> 00:05:12,637 if you suffer from any anxiety, paranoia, 90 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,678 -irritation... -Oh, fuck off. 91 00:05:14,762 --> 00:05:17,553 They're trying to destroy my life's work. 92 00:05:17,637 --> 00:05:19,136 Maria just called about Mo. 93 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,803 She was wondering if you'd like to go to the hospice. 94 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,553 Oh, I'll let them know, yes. 95 00:05:22,637 --> 00:05:24,637 Should I schedule a visit? 96 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:28,094 She says he's probably only got a matter of a week or two. 97 00:05:28,178 --> 00:05:30,345 Nah, remind me in a week or two. 98 00:05:30,428 --> 00:05:32,553 And Shiv's on the line. 99 00:05:32,637 --> 00:05:35,053 I'll do her after the proxy meet. 100 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,470 Uh, pencil it for midnight. 101 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:39,595 DOCTOR: Can I suggest you look for some downtime? 102 00:05:39,678 --> 00:05:42,637 Could you sit out the corporate retreat this year? 103 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,470 (SIGHS) Let them do the meet without me? 104 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:48,094 (CHUCKLES) While the cat's away, I don't fuckin' think so. 105 00:05:51,011 --> 00:05:52,094 So... 106 00:05:52,845 --> 00:05:54,136 how we looking? 107 00:05:54,219 --> 00:05:56,303 I've burned villages and overthrown governments 108 00:05:56,386 --> 00:05:57,511 on your behalf, 109 00:05:57,595 --> 00:05:59,678 and I believe with the right offer, 110 00:05:59,762 --> 00:06:02,887 correctly couched, uh, we could be at a "maybe". 111 00:06:03,595 --> 00:06:04,595 Maybe? 112 00:06:19,428 --> 00:06:20,428 So? 113 00:06:21,928 --> 00:06:23,803 Just taking five to regroup. 114 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,345 I've got three banks, 50 lawyers, 115 00:06:28,428 --> 00:06:29,969 two PR agencies, 116 00:06:30,595 --> 00:06:32,094 DF Kings, 117 00:06:32,178 --> 00:06:34,720 and an army of private dicks trying to fight this takeover, 118 00:06:34,803 --> 00:06:38,720 but take five to eat my pastries, why don't ya? 119 00:06:38,803 --> 00:06:42,386 Uh, we were actually at, uh, something of an impasse, um... 120 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:45,928 There were some doubts as to whether, you know, 121 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:48,678 an acquisition is really what we need right now. 122 00:06:48,762 --> 00:06:49,928 LOGAN ROY: Uh-huh. 123 00:06:50,803 --> 00:06:51,845 It is. 124 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:53,261 The bigger the better. 125 00:06:54,303 --> 00:06:55,428 And I have it. 126 00:06:57,969 --> 00:06:59,637 We're going for PGM. 127 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:02,470 Pierce. 128 00:07:05,303 --> 00:07:08,803 Okay. Again. G-- Great. 129 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,762 -TOM WAMBSGANS: That's chunky. -LOGAN: Nice and chunky. 130 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:14,053 We leverage up and eat Pierce, 131 00:07:14,136 --> 00:07:16,928 we're too big for Sandy and Stewy to come for. 132 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:18,553 They'd fucking choke. 133 00:07:18,637 --> 00:07:20,386 GERRI KELLMAN: Could be a great move. 134 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:22,595 It's an, um, interesting challenge, 135 00:07:22,678 --> 00:07:24,595 because last time we tried it, their surrogates 136 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,386 called us "cultural vandals," 137 00:07:26,470 --> 00:07:29,053 and "poison in the well of public discourse." 138 00:07:29,928 --> 00:07:31,219 (CHUCKLES) 139 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,303 Well... 140 00:07:35,553 --> 00:07:37,428 times have changed. 141 00:07:37,511 --> 00:07:40,845 Um, I-- I don't wanna say too much. 142 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,762 Oh, some of the young cousins want yacht money? 143 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:44,428 Well, it's-- it's delicate, um, 144 00:07:44,511 --> 00:07:47,678 like French kissing an armadillo. 145 00:07:47,762 --> 00:07:49,428 LOGAN: We're gonna fucking eat them up. 146 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,678 -Good? -Yeah. Let's do it. 147 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,637 -I like it. -ROMAN ROY: Oh, fuck off, dude. 148 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,887 Don't be such a suck-up. It's pathetic. 149 00:07:55,969 --> 00:07:57,386 What about you, Romulus? 150 00:07:57,470 --> 00:08:00,053 Uh, I fucking love it, but that's my honest opinion. 151 00:08:00,136 --> 00:08:02,553 Great. Forward. Fast. 152 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:04,637 We all like this? 153 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,678 (ALL ASSENTING) 154 00:08:14,637 --> 00:08:16,511 Pierce... 155 00:08:16,595 --> 00:08:18,470 Why does he keep coming back to this? 156 00:08:18,553 --> 00:08:20,386 I just-- You know, I wanna understand. 157 00:08:20,470 --> 00:08:23,219 KENDALL ROY: Uh, because it's a force multiplier. 158 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,720 Once sector, many brands. 159 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:27,178 Plus PGM is basically plug and play for us. 160 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause Uncle Ewan watches it. 161 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,261 It's his favorite news, so Dad wants to buy it 162 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,511 -to piss him off. -KARL: What, for 20 billion? 163 00:08:33,595 --> 00:08:36,011 Well, can't he just take the batteries out of his remote? 164 00:08:36,094 --> 00:08:38,303 Well, Pierce also own the New York Mail, 165 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:39,762 and we fucking hate the Mail. 166 00:08:39,845 --> 00:08:43,178 Logan loaned a number of ancient Greek military artefacts 167 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,720 to the Getty Villa, and held a drinks reception. 168 00:08:45,803 --> 00:08:47,136 The Mail did a hit piece. 169 00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:48,887 They said he served warm white wine, 170 00:08:48,969 --> 00:08:50,969 and that he thought Plato was one of the Marx brothers. 171 00:08:51,053 --> 00:08:53,845 And to avenge that four inches of newsprint, 172 00:08:53,928 --> 00:08:58,845 we are rolling the dice on a 20-billion-dollar crapshoot. 173 00:08:58,928 --> 00:09:00,511 So... 174 00:09:00,595 --> 00:09:04,178 Okay, I mean, yeah. If there are doubts, let's-- 175 00:09:04,261 --> 00:09:05,428 -let's air them. -(KARL SCOFFS) 176 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:07,345 -No, I-- -KENDALL: Because you're right, 177 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:08,762 if the debt from an acquisition like this 178 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:10,845 became unmanageable, we could death-spiral, 179 00:09:10,928 --> 00:09:13,553 and then, uh, we'd all go down with the ship. 180 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:17,470 It would be a reputational and financial... 181 00:09:17,553 --> 00:09:20,553 disaster for all of us. Right? 182 00:09:20,637 --> 00:09:22,762 ROMAN: What are you saying, Ken? 183 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:24,511 No, I'm just gauging the room. 184 00:09:30,386 --> 00:09:33,053 No, it's nonetheless extremely exciting. 185 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:36,595 Oh, yeah. No, no. I-- I-- I like it. 186 00:09:36,678 --> 00:09:37,928 -Good. -Good. 187 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,887 KENDALL: Okay. Good. Great. 188 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:43,428 Let's, uh... Let's bag this elephant for Dad. 189 00:09:43,511 --> 00:09:45,136 ROMAN: Yeah. Let's do it. 190 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:47,345 Yeah. Let's bone this turkey. 191 00:09:51,386 --> 00:09:54,053 So, Pierce is the answer. 192 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,678 Those blue-blooded fucks. 193 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,762 The business answer. They take over defense. 194 00:09:58,845 --> 00:10:01,053 It's the whole thing. So what's next? 195 00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:03,762 Uh, the tough part is contact with the family. 196 00:10:03,845 --> 00:10:05,928 We need a pair of safe hands. 197 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:08,928 Dainty hands, in exquisite mittens. 198 00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:11,178 Who's our most pointy-headed fuck? 199 00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,637 Well, it's a shame... 200 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,720 Uh, but you did have one heavyweight that they liked. 201 00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:19,428 Old Bore Vidal. 202 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:23,511 Oh, yeah. They all love fucking Shakespeare Frank. 203 00:10:24,178 --> 00:10:25,303 Backstabber. 204 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:27,803 What? Frank? 205 00:10:27,887 --> 00:10:29,428 Yeah fuckin' right! 206 00:10:29,511 --> 00:10:31,762 Oh. Dad, no. 207 00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:34,136 Frank does have friends in dry places. 208 00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:37,678 He's close to Nam Pierce, uh, Naomi. 209 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,053 LOGAN: You think he'd come back? 210 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:41,845 (KENDALL SIGHS) Yeah, maybe. 211 00:10:41,928 --> 00:10:44,219 He's power-hungry and status-obsessed, 212 00:10:44,303 --> 00:10:45,720 and, you know, avaricious, 213 00:10:45,803 --> 00:10:47,345 -so-- -And pretty much your godfather, 214 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:49,969 -and your closest business-- -KENDALL: Those are just facts. 215 00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:52,011 This is fuckin' bullshit. Jesus Christ. 216 00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:53,553 I think he knows he did bad. 217 00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:55,511 Oh, fuck. I swear to God, Dad, 218 00:10:55,595 --> 00:10:57,094 if you bring him back, I am walking. 219 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,136 Back to my office to... 220 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:01,928 -sulk. Fuck! -LOGAN: Fine. 221 00:11:02,011 --> 00:11:03,720 I don't fuckin' care. 222 00:11:03,803 --> 00:11:06,595 Guest of fucking honor at the retreat. 223 00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:08,303 Let's try it. Good? 224 00:11:08,386 --> 00:11:10,136 KENDALL: Corporate retreat? You-- You still wanna do that? 225 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:13,637 -You don't wanna... hunker? -Nah. It's a morale booster. 226 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,553 -Where is it? -Uh, Hungary. 227 00:11:16,887 --> 00:11:18,303 Still. 228 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:21,053 It'll keep the top team tight till we agree on a strategy. 229 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:22,595 -No leaks. -Okay. 230 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:25,595 Logan... 231 00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:27,720 it's Connor. 232 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:34,386 I ranch , I ride, I earn, and I give. 233 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:36,303 Just like you. 234 00:11:36,386 --> 00:11:41,011 But... ding-dong, who's there? Uncle Sam. 235 00:11:41,094 --> 00:11:42,470 And where's his hand? 236 00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:44,303 In my pants. 237 00:11:44,386 --> 00:11:45,845 ROMAN: Hey, is anyone in my house? 238 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:48,762 Hey. Uh, have you seen this? 239 00:11:49,261 --> 00:11:50,261 Yeah. 240 00:11:50,345 --> 00:11:52,595 He said he's beta testing it, 241 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:56,303 before he Instagrams and enters the "ideas primary." 242 00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:58,470 Maybe he's a genius. 243 00:11:58,553 --> 00:12:00,136 TABITHA: That's one word for it. 244 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,720 ROMAN: A genius rancher. 245 00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:05,969 All I want is a fair, flat tax, same for all Americans, 246 00:12:06,053 --> 00:12:08,219 but headed down to zero within a decade or so. 247 00:12:08,303 --> 00:12:10,720 -(CHUCKLES) -CONNOR: What am I gonna do? Well, I'll tell ya. 248 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:12,969 -I ain't paying. -TABITHA: Oh, my God. 249 00:12:13,053 --> 00:12:14,803 And if you want to arrest me, go ahead. 250 00:12:14,887 --> 00:12:16,345 No, really. Just go ahead and try. 251 00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:17,553 Quick question. 252 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,553 Do you think he even knows what a jail is? 253 00:12:19,637 --> 00:12:22,136 He literally only knows it from Monopoly. 254 00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,762 (LAUGHS) He's not actually gonna put this out there, 255 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,386 -is he? -Um... 256 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:28,637 I think Dad's all over it. 257 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,178 I have a question for you, though. 258 00:12:30,261 --> 00:12:31,511 Uh-huh. 259 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,845 You're, uh-- You're pals with Naomi Pierce, right? 260 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,261 Yeah. Why? 261 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,345 Dad wants to buy PGM. 262 00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,053 Pierce. 263 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,345 But that wouldn't be allowed. 264 00:12:43,428 --> 00:12:44,762 Would it? 265 00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:46,428 I mean that's what-- My parents watch that. 266 00:12:46,511 --> 00:12:48,428 -That's like actual news. -Mm-hmm. 267 00:12:48,511 --> 00:12:49,845 He can do whatever the fuck he likes. 268 00:12:49,928 --> 00:12:52,011 He's like a human Saudi Arabia. 269 00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:55,928 So, what, you-- you wanna use Naomi to broker a deal? 270 00:12:56,011 --> 00:12:57,053 Bingo. 271 00:12:57,136 --> 00:12:59,011 And I think it's a good plan. 272 00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:00,678 -I land the deal... -Mm-hmm. 273 00:13:00,762 --> 00:13:03,136 ...I kill Kendall. I'm crowned the king. 274 00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:04,595 Just like in Hamlet. 275 00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,011 If that happens in Hamlet. I don't care. 276 00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:07,678 -Just like Hamlet. -Okay. 277 00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,595 Um, here is Naomi's... 278 00:13:09,678 --> 00:13:11,219 -(PHONE CHIMES) -...address. 279 00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:12,720 She's cool. I think you'd like her. 280 00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,595 -Oh, yeah? -Hmm. 281 00:13:14,678 --> 00:13:16,303 How do you know her, anyway? 282 00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,969 Ew. You fucked her. 283 00:13:21,053 --> 00:13:22,803 Is there anybody you haven't fucked? 284 00:13:22,887 --> 00:13:24,136 You. 285 00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:25,386 (PHONE VIBRATES) 286 00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:30,219 Dad. Hey. Finally. 287 00:13:30,303 --> 00:13:31,303 Hello. 288 00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:32,887 LOGAN: Enjoying your downtime? 289 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,637 Uh, I'm re-reading the 10-K. 290 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:38,345 Uh, we need to talk about Pierce. 291 00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:41,303 That's not to be spoken of. Who told you? 292 00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,011 SHIV ROY: Am I not supposed to know? 293 00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:45,428 Hey, I was thinking, we should maybe think of 294 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,011 a reason for me to be on the retreat, 295 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,637 in case we're talking strategy. 296 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,470 Ah. Listen. 297 00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,553 LOGAN: I need you to go and see Connor. 298 00:13:52,637 --> 00:13:54,428 Oh, what, I'm Connor's babysitter now? 299 00:13:54,511 --> 00:13:56,928 LOGAN: You're unemployed. This is a job. 300 00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:58,178 He could hurt us. 301 00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:00,762 You don't go shouting about tax. 302 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:02,136 We have arrangements. 303 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:03,637 We'll talk when I'm back, 304 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,887 -okay? -SHIV: Dad, I-- 305 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,595 (SIGHS) 306 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:10,345 -Hey. -Hi. What the fuck is happening? 307 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:12,011 Do you know about chasing Pierce? 308 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:13,803 Sure, I was in the fucking meeting. 309 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,345 How do you know about Pierce? 310 00:14:15,428 --> 00:14:16,762 I had Gerri on the phone. 311 00:14:16,845 --> 00:14:19,261 She thinks Dad's gone woo-woo and I agree. 312 00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,136 Did your dad update you? 313 00:14:21,219 --> 00:14:23,136 This is a disaster. Who said what, 314 00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:26,386 -and who wants to stop it? -I think it could be good. 315 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,720 Yeah. Dick over Pierce, 316 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:31,261 dick over Sandy and Stewy, double our size. 317 00:14:31,345 --> 00:14:34,595 No one is gonna wanna tackle a big angry puffer fish 318 00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,637 bristling with dick. 319 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,678 Tom, it's batshit. It's an obsession. 320 00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,720 -What? -Can you imagine the blowback? 321 00:14:41,803 --> 00:14:44,428 Us trying to buy Pierce, the most respected name in news? 322 00:14:44,511 --> 00:14:47,345 But we already do news, right? So it's just more news. 323 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,637 It's like synergies-- 324 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,303 Yeah, but if we own all the news, 325 00:14:50,386 --> 00:14:53,053 I do actually wonder where I'll get my fucking news. 326 00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:54,887 Because at some point, someone needs to actually 327 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:56,386 keep track of what's going on in the world. 328 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,136 Who went where, and who wore a hat. 329 00:14:58,219 --> 00:15:00,637 I think it's gonna be a separate brand. 330 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:03,386 Let me keep the truthy, oatmeal branding. 331 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,678 Yeah, but the American Republic is in not great shape as it is. 332 00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:10,136 What, you've got the-- The Times, The Post, 333 00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,595 editors at Pierce, 334 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,470 and a couple of hundred angry young women on Twitter, 335 00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:14,928 and that's about it. 336 00:15:15,011 --> 00:15:16,678 -(SCOFFS) Please. -SHIV: No! Tom, 337 00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:18,178 it is thread-fucking-bare out there, 338 00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:19,511 and now we're gonna eat another one? 339 00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:22,345 Well, do you want to tell him that? 340 00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,303 SHIV: Tom, this is serious. 341 00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:26,178 It's a snake eating a crocodile. 342 00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,928 It doesn't fit, it's too big. 343 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,303 It's a 20-billion-dollar acquisition 344 00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:33,094 that either breaks us or takes half a decade to integrate. 345 00:15:33,178 --> 00:15:34,845 We need to stop him. 346 00:15:34,928 --> 00:15:37,094 So, talk to him in Hungary. 347 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:38,553 -What? -Yeah. 348 00:15:39,845 --> 00:15:42,803 I-- I don't think I wanna do that, Shiv. 349 00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:46,803 Uh... Oh, hello? Is this the replicant department? 350 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:48,845 Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working. 351 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:50,178 Shiv. Shiv. 352 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,011 Tom, I'm joking. 353 00:15:54,303 --> 00:15:55,637 But I'm also not. 354 00:15:56,928 --> 00:15:58,219 People would do well to remember 355 00:15:58,303 --> 00:16:01,261 there's gonna be a new sheriff in town one day. 356 00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:03,637 So, rally the resistance, 357 00:16:04,637 --> 00:16:05,678 Deputy. 358 00:16:08,219 --> 00:16:10,219 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 359 00:16:12,511 --> 00:16:14,969 Hey, Gerri, what's the thinking behind Hungary? 360 00:16:15,053 --> 00:16:17,928 I's a nice place to shoot a gun where no one cares what you hit. 361 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,303 So, guys, listen. 362 00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:20,803 I have a great drinking game for the flight. 363 00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,511 Any time he says Pierce, take a sip. 364 00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:24,678 ROMAN: Oh, you brought your own? Super soaker? 365 00:16:24,762 --> 00:16:27,511 -Yep. -I got my own. Blaser. 366 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,678 I don't wanna get into a dick-measuring competition, 367 00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:32,720 but I have a better, more powerful dick than you. 368 00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:34,386 Which I'm sure isn't saying much. 369 00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,345 LOGAN: Ken. You're with me. 370 00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,178 Let's talk timetables. 371 00:16:46,303 --> 00:16:49,136 I can't believe I'm a-- on a private plane. 372 00:16:49,219 --> 00:16:51,136 It's like I'm in a band. 373 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,845 A very white, very wealthy... 374 00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:54,470 band. 375 00:16:56,678 --> 00:16:58,345 It's like I'm in U2. 376 00:16:58,428 --> 00:16:59,969 Welcome to the inner-sanctum. 377 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,053 Yeah. Yeah, it's-- it's nice. 378 00:17:02,136 --> 00:17:04,928 Way nicer than the outer-sanctum. 379 00:17:05,011 --> 00:17:08,720 Well, I hope you like red wine and killing shit. 380 00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:10,762 -...about the... -LOGAN: What-- 381 00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:12,637 What the fuck's the whispering? 382 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,094 GERRI: Oh, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 383 00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:16,845 Carolina has bad news, I'm afraid. On the book. 384 00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,345 The biography. 385 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,845 I told you to stop it. 386 00:17:19,928 --> 00:17:21,386 GERRI: I know. I'm sorry. 387 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:23,678 We were very clear there'll be no co-operation, but-- 388 00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,219 I don't want it to come out. 389 00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,178 Okay-- Got it. 390 00:17:27,261 --> 00:17:30,011 Well, it-- it will come out. 391 00:17:30,094 --> 00:17:32,845 I can't actually, in this nation, yet, 392 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,928 uh, sadly, halt the publication of a book. 393 00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,219 Yeah, we can. 394 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,511 GERRI: Well, we can threaten and harass, 395 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:41,053 we can intimidate names 396 00:17:41,136 --> 00:17:43,219 who might cooperate and get a little dicey. 397 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:44,386 LOGAN: Everything. 398 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:46,053 The writer, Pantsil. 399 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:49,303 Can we not get her writing us a movie for the next decade? 400 00:17:49,386 --> 00:17:51,637 -Tooth comb her. -Leave it with us. 401 00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:56,011 LOGAN: Anyone who speaks to her is fucked. 402 00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:57,678 They're dead to me. 403 00:17:57,762 --> 00:18:00,637 No one goes sniffing round my fucking panties. 404 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,928 Well, I'm afraid that what her friend has 405 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:07,803 suggests that she's met with someone close to you already. 406 00:18:09,470 --> 00:18:12,011 -Who? -Well, we don't know. 407 00:18:12,094 --> 00:18:13,720 But someone inside. 408 00:18:13,803 --> 00:18:16,637 -Ken, is it you? -Is it me? 409 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,511 Dad. (SCOFFS) Come on. Jesus. 410 00:18:20,595 --> 00:18:22,969 Well, it's just, historically speaking, 411 00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:25,678 when I'm betrayed, it's usually you. 412 00:18:25,762 --> 00:18:28,345 Oh, I'm kidding, son. I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES) 413 00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:31,261 I can get Sam on it. 414 00:18:31,345 --> 00:18:35,678 Go to IT, comb emails, company phones. Yep. 415 00:18:37,678 --> 00:18:38,678 Fuck! 416 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:42,303 Fucking rats. 417 00:18:43,094 --> 00:18:44,178 Rats! 418 00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,094 What's going on in there? 419 00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:53,845 Uh, somebody's trying to write Dad's biography. 420 00:18:53,928 --> 00:18:56,219 Oh, sh... Okay. 421 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:59,178 I hadn't heard. That's-- That's interesting. 422 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:02,803 He's not a fan of the old, uh, the old biographical, uh... 423 00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:05,053 Yeah, he's not a fan. 424 00:19:05,136 --> 00:19:07,762 And, uh, seems like somebody talked. 425 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,762 Okay. 426 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:11,803 That's bad. 427 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:15,595 So, yeah. Someone talked. Someone inner-circle. 428 00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:18,595 Sam over there will, uh, smoke 'em out, 429 00:19:18,678 --> 00:19:21,678 and, uh, Dad's gonna chop them up 430 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,969 and throw them into the fucking Danube. 431 00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:25,678 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Right. 432 00:19:26,678 --> 00:19:28,553 Blue Danube no more. 433 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:34,553 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 434 00:19:58,261 --> 00:20:01,762 That's because... I'm at a hunting lodge. 435 00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:15,094 Pierce. We can start to push? 436 00:20:15,178 --> 00:20:17,428 Well, that would be pushy. 437 00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:20,011 Well, too slow is no defense. 438 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,637 Well, too fast and we spook 'em. 439 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,053 (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY) 440 00:20:24,136 --> 00:20:27,303 -This is just-- Oh! -Ah! 441 00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:29,219 Mon dieu! 442 00:20:29,303 --> 00:20:31,094 Nice, right? 443 00:20:32,386 --> 00:20:33,720 Good for the morale. 444 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:35,887 -How's your morale? -Great. 445 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,428 -We're very happy. -LOGAN: Good. 446 00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:41,178 I want my top minds on Pierce. 447 00:20:41,261 --> 00:20:43,637 I'm gonna need some meat in the sandwich. 448 00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:45,678 Mm? 449 00:20:45,762 --> 00:20:47,720 You can do that, top minds? 450 00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:49,637 -GERRI: You got it. -Yeah. 451 00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:55,094 (GERRI SIGHS) 452 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,969 Good? 453 00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:59,386 Good. Yeah. 454 00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,845 -Here you go. -Good, good, good. Great. 455 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,011 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 456 00:21:06,053 --> 00:21:07,678 Hello. 457 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:10,637 Is this the right place for the punishment beating? 458 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,637 Frank! How ya been? Come here, you old bastard! 459 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,011 Come on! 460 00:21:15,094 --> 00:21:17,803 (SIGHS, CHUCKLES) Oh, Kendall, where's the thing? 461 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,762 Yeah. 462 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,261 I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak at the wedding, but... 463 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:24,345 You must have cut me dead four times. 464 00:21:24,428 --> 00:21:26,428 Ah, busy, busy, busy. 465 00:21:26,511 --> 00:21:29,969 -Kendall, the thing. Oh. -Yeah, here it is. 466 00:21:31,178 --> 00:21:32,845 Frank. 467 00:21:32,928 --> 00:21:34,345 -For you. -What's this? 468 00:21:36,637 --> 00:21:38,094 The back, the back. 469 00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:39,303 (FRANK SIGHS) 470 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,053 "Some work of noble note may yet be done, 471 00:21:49,845 --> 00:21:53,053 not unbecoming men who strove with gods." 472 00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:57,553 That's nice. It's a nice thing. 473 00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:00,845 You okay? 474 00:22:00,928 --> 00:22:03,969 Sandy and Stewy have got my nuts in a vice. 475 00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:08,136 But Frank, you've got the grease to slip them out. 476 00:22:08,219 --> 00:22:12,261 -Right? -Truly revolting image. 477 00:22:12,345 --> 00:22:15,136 -Hey, Kenny. -Good to see you, Frank. 478 00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:17,136 ROMAN: Frank. 479 00:22:17,219 --> 00:22:19,470 It's not been the same without you. 480 00:22:19,553 --> 00:22:21,720 It's been better. 481 00:22:21,803 --> 00:22:24,511 -I'm fucking with you. -Okay. 482 00:22:24,595 --> 00:22:26,595 I'm-- I'm kidding, sir. 483 00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:30,428 Gentlemen, time to change. 484 00:22:30,511 --> 00:22:34,136 -Our safety briefing. -Safety briefing? 485 00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,386 Here's the safety briefing: 486 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:38,637 If you move against me, 487 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,553 I'll put a hole in the back of your fucking head. 488 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:48,803 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 489 00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:51,511 Connor? 490 00:22:51,595 --> 00:22:52,678 Hey! 491 00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,511 -SHIV: Hey! -There you are. 492 00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:56,553 -Here I am. Hi. -Hi. 493 00:22:57,928 --> 00:22:59,678 -What's this? -Uh... You know. 494 00:22:59,762 --> 00:23:03,219 Okay, thank you. Hey, listen. Come with me. 495 00:23:03,303 --> 00:23:05,303 I want you to meet my consultants. 496 00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:06,762 (KEYS TYPING) 497 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:09,053 You know Eric Schulman and Bud Henley, of course. 498 00:23:09,136 --> 00:23:11,762 -They've joined the team. -Wow, Eric. 499 00:23:11,845 --> 00:23:13,720 -Hey. -CONNOR ROY: Good guys. 500 00:23:13,803 --> 00:23:17,136 -You saw the vid? -Uh, yeah. 501 00:23:17,219 --> 00:23:19,219 Hey, Connor... 502 00:23:19,303 --> 00:23:23,511 Those are serious guys. They're fuckin' pieces of shit. 503 00:23:23,595 --> 00:23:26,261 Yep. They're my pieces of shit. 504 00:23:26,345 --> 00:23:27,637 (CHUCKLES) 505 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,428 Willa's finishing up a re-write. Would you like a drink? 506 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,219 -Uh, no. I'm good. Thanks. -CONNOR: Okay. 507 00:23:31,303 --> 00:23:34,261 What's, uh-- What's in the smoothie? 508 00:23:34,345 --> 00:23:36,386 Burgundy. 509 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:39,386 -I'm sorry? -I hyper-decant. 510 00:23:39,470 --> 00:23:41,178 You don't hyper-decant? 511 00:23:41,261 --> 00:23:42,845 You're just doing regular decanting? 512 00:23:42,928 --> 00:23:44,053 If by regular decanting you mean 513 00:23:44,136 --> 00:23:45,928 pouring into my open mouth, yeah. 514 00:23:46,011 --> 00:23:47,928 You should hyper-decant. 515 00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:50,178 It softens the tannins. Heightens the aromas. 516 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:53,428 You can age your wine five years in ten seconds. 517 00:23:53,511 --> 00:23:54,511 Truly. 518 00:23:55,969 --> 00:23:57,678 -Mm-hmm. -Connor... 519 00:23:57,762 --> 00:23:59,928 You know what they do to rich people in jail. 520 00:24:00,011 --> 00:24:01,595 Yes, they let them out early 521 00:24:01,678 --> 00:24:04,094 to mitigate the risk of litigation. 522 00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:06,678 Going to jail is not a good look. 523 00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:09,219 Not many campaign posters use mugshots. 524 00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:10,428 The world has changed, Shiv. 525 00:24:10,511 --> 00:24:12,428 The old shibboleths are crumbling. 526 00:24:12,511 --> 00:24:14,511 And you know what? The elites are scared. 527 00:24:15,928 --> 00:24:17,762 I can see 'em down there, 528 00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:21,011 a-scrabbling and reconfiguring, 529 00:24:21,094 --> 00:24:25,928 with no clue what the whirlwind they have stirred heralds. 530 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:28,386 Do you think that maybe if you're looking down 531 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,720 on the elites from, like, you know, this penthouse, 532 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,261 maybe it's indicative of something? 533 00:24:33,595 --> 00:24:34,887 Smart. 534 00:24:34,969 --> 00:24:37,094 My baby sister is smart, right? 535 00:24:37,178 --> 00:24:39,428 -She is. Hey. -SHIV: Hi. 536 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,261 -How are you? -Uh, yeah. Connor, 537 00:24:42,345 --> 00:24:44,803 don't release the video. Okay? Please? 538 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:47,553 (SIGHS) Why? 539 00:24:47,637 --> 00:24:50,511 The family. We're worried you're gonna humiliate us, 540 00:24:50,595 --> 00:24:52,470 and humiliate yourself. 541 00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:54,637 -CONNOR: Oh, okay. Dad? -Yeah. 542 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,345 Dad wants to stop me. 543 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:59,762 Well, tell him to get in line behind Bezos and the Clintons. 544 00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:02,428 Connor, I'm asking a favor. 545 00:25:02,511 --> 00:25:03,678 Please. 546 00:25:03,762 --> 00:25:07,094 Well, how about I make counter-offer? 547 00:25:07,178 --> 00:25:10,637 I'd like to make a rather indecent proposal. 548 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,345 I'm g-- (CHUCKLES) guessing you haven't seen that film. 549 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,345 Ooh. He has. Yeah, it's his favorite. 550 00:25:15,428 --> 00:25:17,803 I happen to know you're at a loose end. 551 00:25:18,928 --> 00:25:20,428 Shiv, come and work for me. 552 00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:23,511 Hmm? What? No. 553 00:25:23,595 --> 00:25:25,345 (LAUGHS) No. No. 554 00:25:25,428 --> 00:25:27,219 It's a big offer. Big. 555 00:25:27,303 --> 00:25:29,511 Big offer, Shiv. You'd run the whole shebang. 556 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,845 And look, if Gil fired you, maybe you're, um, 557 00:25:31,928 --> 00:25:33,969 -a difficult hire right now. -He didn't fire me. 558 00:25:34,053 --> 00:25:35,637 -I walked out. -Okay. 559 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,178 -I-- I-- -No. Okay. 560 00:25:37,261 --> 00:25:39,762 So what would it take for you to change your mind? 561 00:25:39,845 --> 00:25:41,303 -A lobotomy. -(CONNOR LAUGHS) 562 00:25:41,386 --> 00:25:44,887 And a total realignment of modern politics. 563 00:25:44,969 --> 00:25:47,470 The-- Connor, the video is batshit. 564 00:25:50,011 --> 00:25:51,094 Okay. 565 00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:55,720 I will consider with my team. 566 00:25:55,803 --> 00:25:58,511 -Okay. -CONNOR: Mm! Okay. 567 00:26:00,011 --> 00:26:01,345 Guys, I need five. 568 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:03,553 I'll come back and we'll shoot the shit. 569 00:26:03,637 --> 00:26:05,094 Hey, what's, uh... 570 00:26:05,178 --> 00:26:07,845 (WHISPERS) What's your read on this? 571 00:26:07,928 --> 00:26:10,261 Sorry, I-- (STAMMERS) I, um... 572 00:26:10,345 --> 00:26:12,553 I have to go. I'm meeting my cast for drinks. 573 00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:16,053 Oh, okay. That sounds fun. 574 00:26:16,136 --> 00:26:18,178 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 575 00:26:18,261 --> 00:26:20,219 (CHUCKLES) it's basically just a bunch of actors, 576 00:26:20,303 --> 00:26:22,386 you know, bitching in a shitty bar. 577 00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:25,303 -Uh-huh. Can I, uh... -What? 578 00:26:25,386 --> 00:26:26,720 You wanna come? 579 00:26:26,803 --> 00:26:28,345 Well, yeah. You know, I'd love an audience 580 00:26:28,428 --> 00:26:30,678 with the future first lady. 581 00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:33,595 (CHUCKLES) Okay. Yeah. Come on. 582 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,219 (GEESE HONKING) 583 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,803 -(DOG BARKING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 584 00:26:38,887 --> 00:26:40,845 -You okay there? -Yeah. 585 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:47,470 (GROANS) This is nice. 586 00:26:48,178 --> 00:26:49,219 Europe. 587 00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:52,678 Nice bit of war-torn, 588 00:26:53,136 --> 00:26:54,678 spooky, 589 00:26:54,762 --> 00:27:00,261 anti-Semitic, vampirey, authoritarian Europe. 590 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:01,386 Yeah. 591 00:27:01,470 --> 00:27:03,845 Hey, Greg, it's good to see you, man. 592 00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:06,345 You're spending so much time hanging out with Kendall, 593 00:27:06,428 --> 00:27:07,762 a girl could start to wonder. 594 00:27:07,845 --> 00:27:09,261 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 595 00:27:09,345 --> 00:27:11,511 No. No. No. 596 00:27:13,178 --> 00:27:17,011 Listen. Uh... So-- Yeah, c-- can I ask you something? 597 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,386 On the-- On the friend level? 598 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:22,887 Yeah. You worried about what you did in Cruises? 599 00:27:23,928 --> 00:27:28,428 What we did? No. No. Uh... 600 00:27:28,511 --> 00:27:30,969 No. I was gonna ask you about this Sam guy. 601 00:27:31,053 --> 00:27:33,470 -Do you know him? -Rat-fucker Sam? Yeah, sure. 602 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:35,136 You know he background-checked me 603 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:37,637 before I started dating Shiv? 604 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,428 Wow. Yeah. So, what's his-- (STAMMERS) Is he-- 605 00:27:41,511 --> 00:27:43,136 Like, what's his competency? 606 00:27:43,219 --> 00:27:44,637 Is he-- Is he nice? 607 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,178 Is he nice? You're asking about the moral character 608 00:27:47,261 --> 00:27:48,969 of a man named Rat-fucker Sam? 609 00:27:49,053 --> 00:27:52,470 He is a fucking piece of fucking shit, is what he is. 610 00:27:52,553 --> 00:27:55,386 -Yeah. What's up, Greg? -(GREG SIGHS) 611 00:27:56,511 --> 00:27:58,511 We've been through a bit, right? 612 00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:01,969 Can I trust you? 613 00:28:02,053 --> 00:28:04,136 Yes. Of course you can trust me. 614 00:28:04,219 --> 00:28:05,553 To a point, yes. 615 00:28:05,637 --> 00:28:08,678 So, you know how Logan's mad 616 00:28:08,762 --> 00:28:10,219 someone talked to his biographer? 617 00:28:10,303 --> 00:28:11,845 -Greg. -So... 618 00:28:11,928 --> 00:28:13,345 I'm wondering how likely it is 619 00:28:13,428 --> 00:28:16,678 that Sam will find out the person emailed 620 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:21,053 -from a private email. -Oh, fuck, man. Really? 621 00:28:21,136 --> 00:28:24,178 I didn't even meet her. I didn't-- I pre-met her. 622 00:28:24,261 --> 00:28:26,720 She-- She tried to turn the pre-meet into a meet-meet, 623 00:28:26,803 --> 00:28:27,845 so I left. 624 00:28:27,928 --> 00:28:31,053 Okay, well. (LAUGHS) Oh, my-- 625 00:28:31,136 --> 00:28:33,637 If you-- If you tell Logan, 626 00:28:35,219 --> 00:28:36,595 he might kill you. 627 00:28:36,678 --> 00:28:38,011 -Mm. -Okay, 628 00:28:38,094 --> 00:28:40,136 so you need to put that in the locker, man, 629 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:42,136 and don't tell anyone. 630 00:28:42,219 --> 00:28:43,720 And pray that you can trust me, 631 00:28:43,803 --> 00:28:45,969 'cause you just handed me a valuable piece of capital. 632 00:28:46,969 --> 00:28:47,969 Greg! 633 00:28:48,969 --> 00:28:52,470 Buddy. Trust no one, ever. 634 00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:57,178 Okay. Wise words. 635 00:28:57,261 --> 00:28:58,803 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -SHIV: No, not having me here, 636 00:28:58,887 --> 00:29:00,219 just being out of-- out of the desert. 637 00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:02,136 -(WILLA LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS) Yeah. 638 00:29:02,219 --> 00:29:05,345 Hey, can I ask you a favor, about Con? 639 00:29:06,219 --> 00:29:07,678 Sure thing. 640 00:29:07,762 --> 00:29:11,178 Could you maybe get him to pump the brakes on that video? 641 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:12,845 -WILLA: Mm... -And actually just the whole 642 00:29:12,928 --> 00:29:15,386 wanting to be the leader of the free world thing? 643 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:17,511 He does love a project. I... 644 00:29:17,595 --> 00:29:19,928 Oh, yeah. No, I know, but... 645 00:29:20,011 --> 00:29:23,261 I mean, you're smart. You're... worldly. 646 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,553 -You get it. -Okay. 647 00:29:25,637 --> 00:29:27,345 I mean, I thought it looked okay, but... 648 00:29:27,428 --> 00:29:29,720 ♪ ("MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY THE POLICE PLAYS) ♪ 649 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:32,386 And you and Con, you're-- I mean, you're okay, right? 650 00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,386 It's... This whole... 651 00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:39,053 Sure. I mean, we support each other's dreams. 652 00:29:39,136 --> 00:29:41,094 His dream is the White House. 653 00:29:41,178 --> 00:29:42,553 Mine is Broadway. 654 00:29:42,637 --> 00:29:43,969 Uh-huh. 655 00:29:44,053 --> 00:29:46,178 Well, you realize those guys that he's got in there, 656 00:29:46,261 --> 00:29:47,511 those are serious guys. 657 00:29:47,595 --> 00:29:48,928 I mean, they'll suck ten million from him, 658 00:29:49,011 --> 00:29:50,595 and he won't even realize it's gone. 659 00:29:50,678 --> 00:29:52,511 And how much is your play gonna cost? 660 00:29:53,345 --> 00:29:54,803 WILLA: Mm-hmm. 661 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:57,178 Okay, I'll think about it. 662 00:29:57,261 --> 00:29:59,720 -I will. Thank you, Shiv. -Uh-huh. 663 00:29:59,803 --> 00:30:02,887 -Willa. -Hi! Good to see you. 664 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,303 And you. Hi. Chris. 665 00:30:05,386 --> 00:30:06,553 Shiv. 666 00:30:08,678 --> 00:30:10,386 WILLA: And you, Shiv? 667 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:11,928 -Me? -Yeah. 668 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:15,845 Are you okay? You're happy, calm, everything? 669 00:30:15,928 --> 00:30:18,511 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 670 00:30:18,595 --> 00:30:20,053 I got everything I could want. 671 00:30:20,553 --> 00:30:21,762 Great. 672 00:30:21,845 --> 00:30:23,345 Cheers. (CHUCKLES) 673 00:30:23,428 --> 00:30:24,553 -(GLASSES CLINK) -Oh, hey. 674 00:30:37,011 --> 00:30:38,845 KENDALL: You look good with a rifle. 675 00:30:38,928 --> 00:30:41,762 (DOG BARKING) 676 00:30:41,845 --> 00:30:43,428 How you doin', man? 677 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:46,428 Eh. You? 678 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,762 I think my guy's working for the boar. 679 00:30:49,928 --> 00:30:51,845 Hey, so listen, I have a question. 680 00:30:51,928 --> 00:30:54,303 -Mm-hmm? -Between us, 681 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:57,345 did you get a call from that biographer? 682 00:30:57,428 --> 00:31:01,136 I mean, yeah, obviously. I'm the interesting one. 683 00:31:02,053 --> 00:31:03,094 You? 684 00:31:04,136 --> 00:31:05,219 Yeah. 685 00:31:06,136 --> 00:31:07,845 Yeah. 686 00:31:07,928 --> 00:31:10,803 -You thinking of talking to her? -Uh... 687 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,094 I don't know. 688 00:31:13,261 --> 00:31:14,470 Maybe. 689 00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:16,053 What about you? 690 00:31:16,136 --> 00:31:18,595 Uh, no. I mean... 691 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:21,887 If you're gonna talk to her, I guess I have to talk to her, 692 00:31:21,969 --> 00:31:23,595 just to correct your bullshit. 693 00:31:24,928 --> 00:31:26,511 So why are you so into Pierce? 694 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:30,637 I just think we know news, you know, stay in our lane. 695 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,720 Do you like it? 696 00:31:31,803 --> 00:31:33,136 Oh, I fuckin' love it. 697 00:31:33,219 --> 00:31:34,762 -(PHONE VIBRATING) -Yeah, I mean, 698 00:31:34,845 --> 00:31:36,386 synergies are great. 699 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:42,720 Exactly. Carnage and layoffs, all that shit. Ooh. 700 00:31:42,803 --> 00:31:46,428 Uh... Pardon me. This is private. 701 00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:48,345 Hello. 702 00:31:49,261 --> 00:31:50,303 You have Roman. 703 00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:52,511 How are you? 704 00:31:55,345 --> 00:31:58,011 Oh, yeah? And what would that be? 705 00:32:02,219 --> 00:32:04,720 Great. Let's, uh-- Let's stay across that. 706 00:32:04,803 --> 00:32:09,261 Mm-hmm. Thank you for the information. 707 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,303 Talk soon. Thanks for letting me know. Bye. 708 00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:15,595 Good news? 709 00:32:15,678 --> 00:32:19,928 -Um, yeah, sure. -Hey, come on, man. 710 00:32:20,011 --> 00:32:21,428 What was that? 711 00:32:21,511 --> 00:32:24,803 Just fuckin' leave it. It's a PR thing. It was nothing. 712 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:26,553 Look at me. 713 00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:31,470 I know you. Come on. You're full of shit. 714 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:32,969 Well, I know you. 715 00:32:33,053 --> 00:32:34,595 Why the fuck are you lying about Pierce? 716 00:32:34,678 --> 00:32:36,637 HUNTER: We are ready to do the drive now. 717 00:32:38,553 --> 00:32:39,845 All right. Go on. 718 00:32:39,928 --> 00:32:42,511 Let's go murder a terrified mammal. 719 00:32:50,678 --> 00:32:53,428 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 720 00:32:58,219 --> 00:32:59,386 Okay. 721 00:32:59,470 --> 00:33:00,845 We're such shitty hunters 722 00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:02,969 that we're just shooting piggies in a barrel. 723 00:33:03,053 --> 00:33:05,637 Might as well just throw a grenade at the pigs. 724 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,178 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HORN BLOWS) 725 00:33:09,261 --> 00:33:11,678 -(GUNFIRE) -(MEN SHOUTING) 726 00:33:11,762 --> 00:33:14,136 (PIGS GRUNTING AND SQUEALING) 727 00:33:14,219 --> 00:33:16,219 -(DOGS BARKING) -(GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 728 00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:19,053 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -(MEN SHOUTING) 729 00:33:27,969 --> 00:33:29,595 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 730 00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:31,053 Hold on. Hold on. 731 00:33:31,928 --> 00:33:33,011 Good. 732 00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:35,595 -Thank you. -Thank you. 733 00:33:40,261 --> 00:33:41,678 -Hey, listen, Karl. -Yeah? 734 00:33:41,762 --> 00:33:44,887 I was thinking I-- It would be nice to have a chat, 735 00:33:44,969 --> 00:33:48,178 'cause I was-- about a possible cool move for you? 736 00:33:48,261 --> 00:33:49,887 -Oh, right. Oh, Gerri? -GERRI: Yeah? 737 00:33:49,969 --> 00:33:53,928 Yeah. We-- Uh, we wanted to have a, uh-- a chat with you, Tom. 738 00:33:54,011 --> 00:33:55,219 -Yeah. -Um... 739 00:33:55,303 --> 00:33:58,470 I don't know how you feel about Pierce, 740 00:33:58,553 --> 00:34:02,803 but a few of us were having a few doubts. 741 00:34:02,887 --> 00:34:04,511 -Okay. -Yeah. 742 00:34:04,595 --> 00:34:07,762 Okay. Well, that's interesting. That's-- That's really smart. 743 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,678 Why don't you-- Why don't you raise it? 744 00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:12,969 Okay. Although we also thought it could be good 745 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,762 -for you to talk to him? -Yeah. 746 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,720 Okay. All right. Although... 747 00:34:16,803 --> 00:34:18,678 wouldn't it be better if it came from 748 00:34:18,762 --> 00:34:20,553 -old, trusted... -Right. 749 00:34:20,637 --> 00:34:22,553 -...colleagues? -That's smart. 750 00:34:22,637 --> 00:34:24,803 Karl, that's interesting. Should we do it? 751 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,094 That would be cool. 752 00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:30,053 Um, it's not a big deal, really, who actually says it. 753 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:32,928 I guess you are family, and he does treat family 754 00:34:33,011 --> 00:34:34,595 -differently. -Yeah. No, sure. 755 00:34:34,678 --> 00:34:37,345 Although, he did once call me "The Cunt of Monte Cristo." 756 00:34:37,428 --> 00:34:39,720 -(ALL LAUGH) -That's-- That was joshing. 757 00:34:39,803 --> 00:34:41,803 In a way, that's a testament to your closeness. 758 00:34:41,887 --> 00:34:43,803 -In a way... -He likes you, Tom. 759 00:34:43,887 --> 00:34:46,637 He likes you. You're a fine mind, articulate, 760 00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:49,762 -strong leader. -(SCOFFS) I'm articulate? 761 00:34:49,845 --> 00:34:52,094 Oh, you're so kind, you know. 762 00:34:52,178 --> 00:34:53,720 In fact, I'm so flattered, 763 00:34:53,803 --> 00:34:56,303 I'll just fucking walk right into the machine gun nest. 764 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,553 Also, I've spoken to Shiv 765 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:58,969 and I know she asked you to talk to him. 766 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,261 -You spoke to Shiv? -And if you don't, 767 00:35:01,345 --> 00:35:03,011 and she asks, yeah? 768 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,969 That's where heroes are born, Tom. On the battlefield. 769 00:35:08,053 --> 00:35:11,219 It's also commonly where they're killed, Gerri. 770 00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:14,470 KARL: We'll back you up. 771 00:35:16,969 --> 00:35:20,511 Well, Logan, uh, look... 772 00:35:21,845 --> 00:35:25,678 I hate to be a party pooper, but I have poop. 773 00:35:25,762 --> 00:35:27,845 The Pierce family bank have called to say 774 00:35:27,928 --> 00:35:30,595 the family got word that you were on maneuvers. 775 00:35:30,678 --> 00:35:33,720 It freaked them out. We need to back right off. 776 00:35:33,803 --> 00:35:36,136 This was supposed to be choreographed. 777 00:35:36,219 --> 00:35:37,511 That's about as choreographed 778 00:35:37,595 --> 00:35:40,303 as a dog getting fucked on roller-skates. 779 00:35:40,386 --> 00:35:41,803 Was there a leak? 780 00:35:41,887 --> 00:35:43,803 It was cagey. It might have been accidental. 781 00:35:43,887 --> 00:35:46,345 No. No, no. This was no accident. 782 00:35:48,386 --> 00:35:50,053 Someone's trying to fuck me. 783 00:35:50,969 --> 00:35:53,470 Who knew? No one. 784 00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:55,053 It's someone here. 785 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,470 I've got snakes in the fucking basket. 786 00:35:58,553 --> 00:35:59,969 Do you want me to go down the list 787 00:36:00,053 --> 00:36:02,136 -of other acquisition targets? -No! 788 00:36:02,219 --> 00:36:04,178 I want Pierce! 789 00:36:07,053 --> 00:36:09,803 Get back to the city. Find another way. 790 00:36:09,887 --> 00:36:12,053 Oh, some of these fuckers 791 00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:14,595 are trying to kill this. Fucking pygmies! 792 00:36:15,386 --> 00:36:16,428 Fucking lice! 793 00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,845 -♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 794 00:36:22,928 --> 00:36:24,303 LOGAN: How we all doing? 795 00:36:24,386 --> 00:36:27,136 All havin' a nice time on the company dollar? 796 00:36:27,928 --> 00:36:28,969 Ah. 797 00:36:29,053 --> 00:36:30,845 Gerri, you all right? You look tired. 798 00:36:30,928 --> 00:36:32,511 Oh, no, I'm-- I'm good, thanks. 799 00:36:32,595 --> 00:36:35,094 Good. 'Cause I want the Pierce pension options first thing. 800 00:36:35,178 --> 00:36:37,011 Right, so-- so I should probably go. 801 00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:39,678 Stay. You know, we need to boost morale. 802 00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,845 Okay, great. Yeah. I can feel it rising. 803 00:36:41,928 --> 00:36:45,845 Oh, Logan? Just a-- a heads up. A fam-- A family heads up, 804 00:36:45,928 --> 00:36:47,845 just to-- just to let you know 805 00:36:47,928 --> 00:36:50,136 that in a moment I might say something, 806 00:36:50,219 --> 00:36:52,219 but not to worry, 'cause it's not real. 807 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:54,345 Okay? 808 00:36:54,428 --> 00:36:55,762 -Wh-- -Just, headline is 809 00:36:55,845 --> 00:36:59,178 I'm gonna say something, but disregard it. 810 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:02,720 I think that people think of me as a kind of leader. 811 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,053 Because there was an issue that they wanted raised, 812 00:37:05,136 --> 00:37:06,887 but don't you be under the impression 813 00:37:06,969 --> 00:37:10,470 that-- that I'm against what I'll say I'm against. Okay? 814 00:37:12,053 --> 00:37:13,345 -Pierce. -What? 815 00:37:13,428 --> 00:37:15,553 Pierce. People are against it. 816 00:37:15,637 --> 00:37:17,136 But that's because they're scared. 817 00:37:17,219 --> 00:37:18,720 But they think of me as kind of brave, 818 00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,720 which I would be if I needed to be, but I don't, so... 819 00:37:21,803 --> 00:37:22,845 Good. 820 00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:25,762 LOGAN: A toast. 821 00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:28,345 Uh, musicians? 822 00:37:28,428 --> 00:37:30,219 -Pianissimo. -♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 823 00:37:30,303 --> 00:37:31,345 Uh... 824 00:37:32,762 --> 00:37:34,094 To our top team. 825 00:37:34,178 --> 00:37:35,345 ALL: Top team. 826 00:37:35,428 --> 00:37:37,386 -Top team. -LOGAN: Mm. 827 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:39,678 And again. And again. Fill her up, fill her up. 828 00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:42,011 Eat, everybody. Eat. And drink. 829 00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:45,094 Come on now. It's a party, isn't it? (CHUCKLES) 830 00:37:45,178 --> 00:37:47,678 Come on. Hey! Ray, where you going? 831 00:37:49,011 --> 00:37:50,178 To take a leak. 832 00:37:50,261 --> 00:37:52,678 Uh, you know. We're all sticking together. 833 00:37:52,762 --> 00:37:56,678 If you need a leak, piss in a bucket. 834 00:37:56,762 --> 00:37:59,678 I mean... (CHUCKLES) we're locking down. 835 00:37:59,762 --> 00:38:02,178 It's all right. We're all pals here. Yeah. 836 00:38:05,136 --> 00:38:06,511 (LAUGHS) Right. 837 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,386 Jesus Christ, Ray. I'm pullin' your pisser. 838 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:31,887 Put that bucket down, you disgusting bastard. 839 00:38:34,011 --> 00:38:35,261 Oh, my God. 840 00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,762 Where do we find 'em? 841 00:38:37,845 --> 00:38:40,553 Musicians! Thank you. Again. 842 00:38:40,637 --> 00:38:42,928 -♪ (MUSIC RESUMES) ♪ -Good. The food. 843 00:38:43,011 --> 00:38:44,178 Sit, sit. 844 00:38:45,428 --> 00:38:48,136 CHRIS: So what do you do? Something important? 845 00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:50,470 Uh, no. Nope. 846 00:38:50,553 --> 00:38:52,303 Well, you will one day. 847 00:38:52,386 --> 00:38:54,011 (SHIV LAUGHS) 848 00:38:54,094 --> 00:38:55,261 Here's hopin'. 849 00:38:56,969 --> 00:38:59,511 Uh, I gotta make a call. 850 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:01,845 Jealous boyfriend? 851 00:39:04,053 --> 00:39:05,053 No. 852 00:39:05,136 --> 00:39:07,386 Just a guy who works for me. 853 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,511 -Working on a Saturday? -He better be. 854 00:39:10,595 --> 00:39:13,219 Wow, sounds like you're riding him hard. 855 00:39:13,303 --> 00:39:14,762 Well, maybe he likes it. 856 00:39:16,303 --> 00:39:17,720 Are you flirting with me? 857 00:39:17,803 --> 00:39:20,053 Your flirt got all over my pants. 858 00:39:21,345 --> 00:39:23,011 I'll be right back. 859 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,595 Hey, Tom. Just checking you talked to him. 860 00:39:27,928 --> 00:39:29,428 Don't let me down, soldier. 861 00:39:31,011 --> 00:39:33,553 Shiv? (CHUCKLES) 862 00:39:33,637 --> 00:39:35,053 -It's, uh... -(SHIV SIGHS) 863 00:39:35,136 --> 00:39:37,678 Connor Roy, eldest son of media mogul, 864 00:39:37,762 --> 00:39:39,178 -Logan Roy... -SHIV: Oh, Jesus Christ. 865 00:39:39,261 --> 00:39:41,053 ...announced his intention to go to prison, 866 00:39:41,136 --> 00:39:43,511 rather than pay federal income tax 867 00:39:43,595 --> 00:39:44,928 at the current level. 868 00:39:45,011 --> 00:39:47,094 Hey. Connor Roy. 869 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:48,720 He looks cute, though. 870 00:39:50,094 --> 00:39:51,511 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 871 00:39:51,595 --> 00:39:53,053 GREG: It tastes... I guess boar tastes like chicken. 872 00:39:53,136 --> 00:39:56,178 No! Boar is boar. Boar is piggy. 873 00:39:57,928 --> 00:40:02,511 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 874 00:40:05,261 --> 00:40:06,678 TOM: Try that black... 875 00:40:06,762 --> 00:40:08,178 -blood sausage-- -Come on, everyone. 876 00:40:08,261 --> 00:40:12,053 We're supposed to be having a nice time! Drink! 877 00:40:12,136 --> 00:40:14,386 KARL: Tom. Now's the time, Tom. 878 00:40:14,470 --> 00:40:15,803 -Oh, you think? -Yeah. 879 00:40:17,678 --> 00:40:18,928 LOGAN: Paid enough. 880 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,303 (LAUGHTER) 881 00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:28,762 A toast. Uh-- Oh, Frank. You wanna? 882 00:40:28,845 --> 00:40:31,887 Oh. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 883 00:40:32,969 --> 00:40:36,678 Uh-- (LAUGHS) 'Scuse me. 884 00:40:37,887 --> 00:40:42,303 -To old friends. -Lovely. To old friends. 885 00:40:44,928 --> 00:40:48,345 -(FRANK LAUGHS) -Wow. 886 00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:51,678 Why'd you come, Frank? 887 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,720 -W-- Here? -LOGAN: Mm-hmm. 888 00:40:54,803 --> 00:40:57,928 -Because you invited me. -LOGAN: Uh-huh. 889 00:40:58,011 --> 00:41:01,595 Not on a recon for some of your old stuck up pals? 890 00:41:01,678 --> 00:41:06,762 Logan, we're old. I try not to leave fences broken. 891 00:41:06,845 --> 00:41:09,094 LOGAN: You're a fucking creep. 892 00:41:09,178 --> 00:41:11,136 -Excuse me? -LOGAN: Ah. 893 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,762 I mean you-- you went for three jobs, 894 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,345 you didn't get any of them. 895 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:16,303 Your vineyard was a write-off. 896 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:17,845 And now your trophy girlfriend 897 00:41:17,928 --> 00:41:20,845 is sucking some waiter's dick in Palermo, 898 00:41:20,928 --> 00:41:23,303 so now you've come crawling back, 899 00:41:23,386 --> 00:41:25,094 like a fucking worm. 900 00:41:25,178 --> 00:41:27,345 I'm actually kinda glad he's back now. 901 00:41:29,386 --> 00:41:30,595 What's happening here? 902 00:41:31,887 --> 00:41:32,928 Ken. 903 00:41:34,386 --> 00:41:36,803 (WHISPERING) Talk to him, Tom. Now. 904 00:41:36,887 --> 00:41:38,178 (WHISPERING) Fuck off. 905 00:41:38,261 --> 00:41:42,553 Someone has spoken to Michelle Pantsil. 906 00:41:43,928 --> 00:41:45,928 We've got rats on this ship. 907 00:41:47,386 --> 00:41:48,803 And Pierce. 908 00:41:48,887 --> 00:41:50,762 What's going on? Hmm? 909 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:53,720 Who's got my back? 910 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,969 Who's really behind me? 911 00:41:57,053 --> 00:42:00,762 Anyone? Excuse me. Anyone wanna own up? Hmm? 912 00:42:00,845 --> 00:42:02,928 Anyone wanna rat out a rat? 913 00:42:04,428 --> 00:42:05,428 Cyd? 914 00:42:06,428 --> 00:42:07,553 Are you a rat? 915 00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:09,428 No. 916 00:42:09,511 --> 00:42:12,470 -How about you? -(STAMMERS) No. I'm not. 917 00:42:13,595 --> 00:42:15,928 Karl, you got something to tell me? 918 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:17,386 Um, such as? 919 00:42:17,470 --> 00:42:20,595 Oh, I don't know, where the local whorehouse is. 920 00:42:20,678 --> 00:42:22,178 (KARL CHUCKLES) 921 00:42:22,261 --> 00:42:24,053 Well, I don't know about that. 922 00:42:24,136 --> 00:42:25,803 Does your old lady know about that? 923 00:42:25,887 --> 00:42:27,428 Hmm, no. 924 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:31,637 Um, you know. Um... 925 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,094 She knows that I'm something of a Libertine, 926 00:42:34,178 --> 00:42:36,720 -but-- Okay. -Oh, is-- is that a yes? 927 00:42:36,803 --> 00:42:39,178 Sh-- Should we get her on the speaker phone and ask her? 928 00:42:39,261 --> 00:42:41,803 Oh, come on. Logan, please. What the fuck? 929 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,595 Everyone, phones on the table. 930 00:42:45,678 --> 00:42:48,845 Company and private. Come on. Phones on the table now. 931 00:42:48,928 --> 00:42:50,178 GERRI: Is that really necessary? 932 00:42:50,261 --> 00:42:51,678 I'm not even sure it's-- it's legal 933 00:42:51,762 --> 00:42:53,136 -to demand people-- -LOGAN: Yeah, well, 934 00:42:53,219 --> 00:42:54,803 we're getting down to brass fucking tacks. 935 00:42:54,887 --> 00:42:58,969 Tom, did you and your fragile ego talk to Pantsil? 936 00:43:01,969 --> 00:43:03,887 No. No, sir. 937 00:43:03,969 --> 00:43:06,386 No. Logan, why don't we switch to strategy? 938 00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:09,178 Oh, oh. Here's a strategy, Tom: 939 00:43:09,261 --> 00:43:11,720 Why don't you pipe down till you come and tell me 940 00:43:11,803 --> 00:43:13,261 I've got a grandson coming? 941 00:43:13,345 --> 00:43:15,803 Hmm? Or are you shooting blanks? 942 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:17,803 -Karl? -KARL: Yeah? 943 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:19,595 Do you like the, uh, the Pierce deal? 944 00:43:19,678 --> 00:43:23,011 I do. I do, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 945 00:43:23,094 --> 00:43:24,803 (LOGAN CHUCKLES) Bullshit. 946 00:43:24,887 --> 00:43:26,428 Boar on the floor. 947 00:43:26,511 --> 00:43:27,845 (KARL SCOFFS) 948 00:43:27,928 --> 00:43:29,053 LOGAN: Hey! 949 00:43:30,511 --> 00:43:33,303 -(CHUCKLES) Okay. -It's a game. 950 00:43:33,386 --> 00:43:35,720 In the corner, over there. Stand there. 951 00:43:35,803 --> 00:43:38,303 -Go, go, go, go, go. -(KARL LAUGHS) 952 00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:43,553 All right. (SIGHS) 953 00:43:46,511 --> 00:43:47,969 Tom? 954 00:43:48,053 --> 00:43:49,261 -Me? -Yeah. 955 00:43:49,345 --> 00:43:50,637 -Uh, Pierce? -Yeah. 956 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,637 Um... 957 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:55,219 Well, there's a lot of... (CLEARS THROAT) 958 00:43:55,303 --> 00:43:56,969 factors, and... 959 00:43:57,053 --> 00:44:00,969 but yes. I personally-- I like it. I like it. 960 00:44:01,053 --> 00:44:02,720 Boar on the floor over there. 961 00:44:06,219 --> 00:44:07,386 Gerri, stand up. 962 00:44:08,011 --> 00:44:09,053 Stand up! 963 00:44:11,928 --> 00:44:13,219 Pierce? 964 00:44:13,303 --> 00:44:14,637 Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. Don't know. 965 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,136 -Have you played it before? -No! 966 00:44:16,219 --> 00:44:18,803 Well, actually, I... 967 00:44:18,887 --> 00:44:21,386 To be perfectly honest, I've-- I've had a few doubts. 968 00:44:22,345 --> 00:44:23,720 LOGAN: Honesty. 969 00:44:23,803 --> 00:44:26,261 You see, everybody? Do you see? 970 00:44:26,762 --> 00:44:27,845 Honesty. 971 00:44:28,845 --> 00:44:30,053 Greg, stand up. 972 00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:34,637 Did you get any orders from my brother, 973 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,511 the fuckin' Conscience of the Prairies? 974 00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:38,553 -Me? -LOGAN: Yeah. 975 00:44:38,637 --> 00:44:41,928 I... don't... Uh... 976 00:44:43,928 --> 00:44:45,511 Yeah. I-- 'Cause I-- (STAMMERS) 977 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:47,261 I've had some doubts too. 978 00:44:47,345 --> 00:44:50,136 Oh? Fucking doubter. Over there. 979 00:44:50,219 --> 00:44:53,595 But the rules are that you're spared if you tell the truth, 980 00:44:53,678 --> 00:44:56,678 -and I just told you the truth! -Oh, oh! There are rules? 981 00:44:56,762 --> 00:44:58,595 -GREG: Right? -Do you know something, Greg? 982 00:44:58,678 --> 00:45:03,553 There are no fucking rules. (WHISPERS) Over there. 983 00:45:04,928 --> 00:45:07,386 GREG: Okay. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 984 00:45:08,011 --> 00:45:09,470 (ROMAN CHUCKLES) 985 00:45:09,553 --> 00:45:10,595 LOGAN: Roman! 986 00:45:11,762 --> 00:45:13,094 I like it for real, Dad, 987 00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:14,887 -I wanna help-- -Stand the fuck up. 988 00:45:16,261 --> 00:45:17,553 Um, okay. 989 00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:24,595 Kendall took a call from the biographer. 990 00:45:25,345 --> 00:45:26,553 We all got a call, Rome. 991 00:45:26,637 --> 00:45:28,386 Okay, yes, but you-- See, he seemed like 992 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,428 he wanted to actually talk to her. 993 00:45:30,511 --> 00:45:32,219 To smoke you out for Dad. 994 00:45:32,303 --> 00:45:34,470 What? Fuck you. Why'd you get to smoke me out? 995 00:45:34,553 --> 00:45:35,803 I was smokin' you out. 996 00:45:35,887 --> 00:45:38,011 Why don't you tell us about your mystery call? 997 00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:39,470 The phone call? 998 00:45:39,553 --> 00:45:41,178 Uh, yeah. It was Frank. 999 00:45:41,261 --> 00:45:43,136 He meant to call you. 1000 00:45:43,219 --> 00:45:45,303 He wants to know if the plan to overthrow Dad is still happening. 1001 00:45:46,219 --> 00:45:48,595 Someone spiked Pierce. 1002 00:45:50,094 --> 00:45:52,094 Which one of you boars did it? 1003 00:45:52,178 --> 00:45:53,887 -Tom! -Yes? 1004 00:45:53,969 --> 00:45:55,470 Sit on the floor! 1005 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:57,094 It's fun. 1006 00:45:57,178 --> 00:45:58,678 -Seriously? -Yeah, it's a game! 1007 00:45:58,762 --> 00:46:01,219 -Boar on the floor! -TOM: I really-- I feel-- 1008 00:46:01,303 --> 00:46:02,803 LOGAN: Get down! 1009 00:46:02,887 --> 00:46:04,928 Boar on the floor. 1010 00:46:05,011 --> 00:46:07,511 Boar on the floor. Kendall, bring the troops. 1011 00:46:07,595 --> 00:46:10,428 ALL: (CHANTING) Boar on the floor. 1012 00:46:10,511 --> 00:46:11,928 -Get down! -ALL: Boar on the floor. 1013 00:46:12,011 --> 00:46:14,928 -Greg! On the floor, boar. -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1014 00:46:15,011 --> 00:46:17,386 -Come on, Frank! -(CHANTING CONTINUES) 1015 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,678 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Why am I in this? 1016 00:46:19,762 --> 00:46:21,178 How the fuck would I know, Greg? 1017 00:46:21,261 --> 00:46:22,887 You think I have a rational explanation for this? 1018 00:46:22,969 --> 00:46:26,219 Frank! Feed the piggies, guests of honor! 1019 00:46:26,303 --> 00:46:29,011 That's it. Boar on the floor! 1020 00:46:29,094 --> 00:46:30,845 ALL: Boar on the floor! 1021 00:46:30,928 --> 00:46:33,845 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Shh. Shh. Shh. 1022 00:46:33,928 --> 00:46:36,303 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Oink. 1023 00:46:36,386 --> 00:46:37,678 KARL: Oh, Jesus Christ. 1024 00:46:37,762 --> 00:46:39,928 Oink for your sausage, Tom. Oink. 1025 00:46:40,011 --> 00:46:40,928 Oink. 1026 00:46:41,011 --> 00:46:42,428 -LOGAN: No. -(TOM SNORTING) 1027 00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:43,678 No half-hearted oink. 1028 00:46:43,762 --> 00:46:45,928 -I'm not doing it. -KARL: Oink, oink, oink. 1029 00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,637 On the count of three, 1030 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:51,762 the last piggy to eat a sausage is the mole. 1031 00:46:51,845 --> 00:46:53,969 That doesn't seem like a very good system... 1032 00:46:54,053 --> 00:46:56,136 Who spoke to Pantsil? 1033 00:46:56,219 --> 00:46:57,720 (WHISPERING) Please. 1034 00:46:59,678 --> 00:47:00,803 Hey! 1035 00:47:00,887 --> 00:47:03,553 Crawl in a circle and close your eyes. 1036 00:47:03,637 --> 00:47:04,803 -(LAUGHTER) -Three... 1037 00:47:04,887 --> 00:47:05,969 Greg, oink. 1038 00:47:06,053 --> 00:47:08,053 (GREG SNORTS) 1039 00:47:08,136 --> 00:47:09,386 Two... 1040 00:47:09,470 --> 00:47:10,803 (GREG, TOM AND KARL SNORTING AND OINKING) 1041 00:47:10,887 --> 00:47:12,386 One... 1042 00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:14,803 (CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 1043 00:47:14,887 --> 00:47:17,136 Eat the sausage, Tom! 1044 00:47:17,219 --> 00:47:19,011 -TOM: I got it! -(JEERING) 1045 00:47:23,094 --> 00:47:25,053 (SHOUTING AND CLAMORING) 1046 00:47:29,637 --> 00:47:31,011 Take it out of his hand! 1047 00:47:31,094 --> 00:47:32,136 Come on. 1048 00:47:33,928 --> 00:47:35,678 Karl stole my sausage. 1049 00:47:35,762 --> 00:47:39,595 Too effing slow. I'll get you your booby prize. 1050 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,094 Eat up, piggies. 1051 00:47:42,178 --> 00:47:44,345 ROMAN: I believe he said "Eat up, piggies." 1052 00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:47,219 I wanna see you little piggy fucks eat. Eat it. 1053 00:47:47,303 --> 00:47:48,762 Indemnification, you fuckin' dummy. 1054 00:47:48,845 --> 00:47:50,511 Wh-- You fucking serious? How old are you? 1055 00:47:50,595 --> 00:47:52,094 Give me back my fucking phone. 1056 00:47:52,178 --> 00:47:53,637 -Huh? What are you hiding? -What are you-- Wh-- Hiding? 1057 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,178 Nothing. Give me back my fucking phone. 1058 00:47:55,261 --> 00:47:56,845 -What's your code? -Are you fucking serious? 1059 00:47:56,928 --> 00:47:58,219 -Yeah. What's your-- -My code? Uh, my code is, 1060 00:47:58,303 --> 00:48:00,720 um, fuck you-- What? 1061 00:48:00,803 --> 00:48:03,303 (KENDALL AND ROMAN ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 1062 00:48:05,428 --> 00:48:08,470 Okay, you got it. All right? Happy? There's nothing in there. 1063 00:48:11,969 --> 00:48:13,553 Hey, do you wanna hit this? 1064 00:48:13,637 --> 00:48:16,720 It's actually just some resin I left in the downpipe 1065 00:48:16,803 --> 00:48:20,386 -in the bowl, I'm afraid. -Mm. Wow, yum. No. 1066 00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:22,470 -Uh, thank you. -All right. 1067 00:48:24,928 --> 00:48:26,386 So, uh, no TV? 1068 00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:27,803 You a-- You a laptop guy? 1069 00:48:27,887 --> 00:48:29,303 Nah, no screens. 1070 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:32,678 No, uh-- No news? 1071 00:48:32,762 --> 00:48:34,219 Oh, I don't follow the news. 1072 00:48:34,303 --> 00:48:35,762 No, these days, actually the real news 1073 00:48:35,845 --> 00:48:39,219 -comes from comedians. -(CHUCKLES) Oh. Wow. 1074 00:48:39,303 --> 00:48:41,678 I'm not crazy to hear the next thing you're gonna say. 1075 00:48:41,762 --> 00:48:43,011 Can I just kiss you? 1076 00:48:47,219 --> 00:48:50,637 Uh, full disclosure, I am in a relationship, 1077 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,845 but it's an open relationship. 1078 00:48:52,928 --> 00:48:54,511 It sounds bohemian and complicated, 1079 00:48:54,595 --> 00:48:55,928 but actually it's pretty simple. 1080 00:48:56,011 --> 00:48:59,136 You, um-- Wow. Do you have any, uh, questions? 1081 00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:02,011 -Um, I don't think so. -Great. 1082 00:49:03,678 --> 00:49:04,720 Mm. 1083 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,386 (CHUCKLES) 1084 00:49:08,969 --> 00:49:11,845 (SHOUTING AND LAUGHING) 1085 00:49:15,678 --> 00:49:17,511 -Hey, I'm sorry. -ROMAN: Give me my phone. 1086 00:49:17,595 --> 00:49:18,845 Give me my fucking phone. 1087 00:49:18,928 --> 00:49:20,428 You're-- Grab my-- You like touching me? 1088 00:49:20,511 --> 00:49:22,845 Grab my fucking balls, I will drop you, cocksucker. 1089 00:49:22,928 --> 00:49:24,762 Yeah, you see a phone number, so what? 1090 00:49:24,845 --> 00:49:26,803 LOGAN: All must have prizes. 1091 00:49:27,803 --> 00:49:29,762 What's in there? What's the prize? 1092 00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:30,928 Hey, Dad? 1093 00:49:31,011 --> 00:49:33,720 It was Roman. Roman talked to Pierce. 1094 00:49:33,803 --> 00:49:36,678 He, uh, took a call from Naomi Pierce. 1095 00:49:36,762 --> 00:49:38,428 Dad. 1096 00:49:38,511 --> 00:49:41,928 Roman, did someone get at you? 1097 00:49:42,762 --> 00:49:45,219 Dad, I didn't betray you. 1098 00:49:45,303 --> 00:49:48,261 Then what's this call from today? 1099 00:49:48,345 --> 00:49:51,136 -Why are you talking to her? -Come on, man. 1100 00:49:51,219 --> 00:49:52,969 I wasn't trying to fuck the deal, 1101 00:49:53,053 --> 00:49:54,637 I was trying to land the deal. 1102 00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:56,720 I was trying to help. I-- 1103 00:49:56,803 --> 00:49:59,011 I thought it would be a nice surprise. 1104 00:50:01,053 --> 00:50:02,053 Roman... 1105 00:50:03,011 --> 00:50:04,386 you're a moron. 1106 00:50:07,969 --> 00:50:09,386 Boar on the floor? 1107 00:50:10,637 --> 00:50:12,511 -I'm just saying. -Fuck you. 1108 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,928 I'm not a moron, Dad. 1109 00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:20,094 (LOGAN SIGHS) 1110 00:50:22,386 --> 00:50:24,261 How much is a gallon of milk? 1111 00:50:24,345 --> 00:50:25,762 What? 1112 00:50:25,845 --> 00:50:29,178 -How much is a gallon of milk? -I don't know. 1113 00:50:29,261 --> 00:50:31,553 I mean, who the fuck knows, Dad? Literally no one knows. 1114 00:50:31,637 --> 00:50:33,678 -Who gives a shit? -LOGAN: Ray! 1115 00:50:33,762 --> 00:50:37,887 How much is a gallon of milk? -Uh-- Uh, wh-- 1116 00:50:37,969 --> 00:50:40,345 I mean, like regular milk, or, uh... 1117 00:50:40,428 --> 00:50:45,969 I am surrounded by snakes and fucking morons. 1118 00:50:47,470 --> 00:50:50,261 You're a bunch of silk-stocking fucks! 1119 00:50:52,637 --> 00:50:55,470 Who backs me on Pierce? 1120 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:57,553 Hmm? 1121 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:58,803 Who? 1122 00:50:59,845 --> 00:51:01,678 KENDALL: None of them do, Dad. 1123 00:51:01,762 --> 00:51:03,053 They're all against it. 1124 00:51:03,136 --> 00:51:05,762 Okay? Karl's lying, 1125 00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:08,511 Ray's lying, Gerri's playing both sides. 1126 00:51:14,219 --> 00:51:16,303 (SIGHS) Well... 1127 00:51:16,386 --> 00:51:18,720 (CHUCKLES) 1128 00:51:18,803 --> 00:51:24,511 Here's news. We are going after it. 1129 00:51:26,303 --> 00:51:27,428 And what's more... 1130 00:51:29,637 --> 00:51:33,470 I will win. 1131 00:51:55,011 --> 00:51:57,094 Hey, morning. 1132 00:51:57,178 --> 00:51:59,762 How you doing'? Quite a night. I don't know about you guys, 1133 00:51:59,845 --> 00:52:02,053 but I had one too many. I can't remember anything. 1134 00:52:02,136 --> 00:52:03,178 (CHUCKLES) 1135 00:52:08,678 --> 00:52:10,511 Morning, Tom. 1136 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:13,428 -Sausage? -No, thank you. 1137 00:52:13,511 --> 00:52:17,011 -I'll eat your sausage, Tom. -I'm sure you will, Cyd. 1138 00:52:21,303 --> 00:52:22,595 What you were expecting? 1139 00:52:23,969 --> 00:52:25,053 Not really. 1140 00:52:26,345 --> 00:52:28,386 He said he offered you your job back. 1141 00:52:28,887 --> 00:52:29,887 Yeah. 1142 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:31,845 I'm considering. 1143 00:52:32,428 --> 00:52:33,887 Why? 1144 00:52:33,969 --> 00:52:37,553 I need money to pay someone to kill a guy in Palermo. 1145 00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:43,595 Baby needs shoes, moth to a flame... 1146 00:52:45,969 --> 00:52:48,386 (SIGHS) I don't know. 1147 00:52:53,053 --> 00:52:54,053 Hey. 1148 00:52:55,887 --> 00:52:57,470 Hey. 1149 00:52:57,553 --> 00:53:00,511 Morning, morning. Morning. 1150 00:53:06,136 --> 00:53:08,303 -Coffee? -Nah. The usual. 1151 00:53:11,595 --> 00:53:13,094 (SIGHS) 1152 00:53:15,637 --> 00:53:17,887 Come, join me. 1153 00:53:25,094 --> 00:53:31,678 I'm, uh, sorry if last night got a little bit fruity. 1154 00:53:31,762 --> 00:53:34,303 (CHUCKLES) But, you know... 1155 00:53:34,386 --> 00:53:37,720 jet-lag, meds, horseplay, right? Right? 1156 00:53:37,803 --> 00:53:39,094 The jet-lag... 1157 00:53:39,178 --> 00:53:40,720 Mm-hmm. I get the same way. 1158 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,637 I just heard who Michelle Pantsil talked to. 1159 00:53:47,678 --> 00:53:49,303 It was Mo. 1160 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:51,887 Piece of shit! 1161 00:53:51,969 --> 00:53:55,678 I also talked to Maria. Mo passed away last night. 1162 00:53:58,386 --> 00:53:59,470 What? 1163 00:54:02,136 --> 00:54:03,303 Mo now? 1164 00:54:05,803 --> 00:54:06,803 Jesus. 1165 00:54:07,803 --> 00:54:08,803 Uh... 1166 00:54:09,969 --> 00:54:12,803 Give Maria my, um... 1167 00:54:14,470 --> 00:54:17,553 uh, condolences. I... 1168 00:54:17,637 --> 00:54:22,678 I-- In fact, send Sam over. Let's crack his email. 1169 00:54:22,762 --> 00:54:25,345 I want to know what the fuck he's been saying. 1170 00:54:29,053 --> 00:54:30,136 Mo, hmm. 1171 00:54:32,553 --> 00:54:34,928 -(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Greg. -Hey, Tom. 1172 00:54:35,011 --> 00:54:37,969 (LOGAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1173 00:54:42,053 --> 00:54:43,178 (WHISPERING) Thanks, man. 1174 00:54:49,845 --> 00:54:53,178 ROMAN: No-- Uh, thank you. I can do that. Thanks. 1175 00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:55,094 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 1176 00:54:55,178 --> 00:54:57,762 -Um... -They-- They're waiting for you. 1177 00:54:57,845 --> 00:55:00,803 -ROMAN: So? -So, hurry up. 1178 00:55:01,845 --> 00:55:05,595 So Frank's my fucking babysitter again. 1179 00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:07,637 (GERRI LAUGHS) 1180 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:12,803 Dad is killing me. He's cutting my fucking balls off. 1181 00:55:12,887 --> 00:55:14,219 I can't do my buttons. 1182 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:17,386 Are they fucking made of soap? 1183 00:55:18,637 --> 00:55:19,720 Come here. 1184 00:55:24,470 --> 00:55:26,470 You know, if I were capable of any sudden movement, 1185 00:55:26,553 --> 00:55:28,928 I would totally pounce on you right now. 1186 00:55:29,928 --> 00:55:32,094 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1187 00:55:32,178 --> 00:55:33,553 I actually hear that a lot. 1188 00:55:33,637 --> 00:55:35,720 Usually from men in their nineties. 1189 00:55:35,803 --> 00:55:38,053 You have to do that one. (CLEARS THROAT) 1190 00:55:38,969 --> 00:55:40,511 How are you doing? 1191 00:55:41,969 --> 00:55:43,053 Terrible. 1192 00:55:44,011 --> 00:55:46,803 Pretty... awful. 1193 00:55:46,887 --> 00:55:48,053 GERRI: Mm-hmm. 1194 00:55:49,803 --> 00:55:51,969 I'm blaming Tabitha, by the way. 1195 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:53,720 It was her idea. 1196 00:55:53,803 --> 00:55:55,762 Next time you need business advice, 1197 00:55:55,845 --> 00:55:58,219 ask someone who knows what they're talking about. 1198 00:55:59,345 --> 00:56:02,261 -What, you? -Yeah. Like me. 1199 00:56:02,345 --> 00:56:06,678 Okay. Well, how do I get him to take me seriously? 1200 00:56:06,762 --> 00:56:08,887 Grow a moustache and read the Journal? 1201 00:56:08,969 --> 00:56:10,094 I'll fuckin' do it. 1202 00:56:12,261 --> 00:56:14,219 Okay, Roman, if you wanna know... 1203 00:56:14,303 --> 00:56:15,678 Mm-hmm. 1204 00:56:15,762 --> 00:56:18,762 ...do the management training program, ground floor. 1205 00:56:18,845 --> 00:56:20,470 Work at a slaughterhouse. 1206 00:56:20,553 --> 00:56:23,345 Learn the price of a gallon of milk. 1207 00:56:23,428 --> 00:56:26,178 What the fuck is his obsession with milk? 1208 00:56:26,261 --> 00:56:29,386 You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts. 1209 00:56:32,011 --> 00:56:33,386 FRANK: Hey, Logan. 1210 00:56:33,470 --> 00:56:36,053 Pierce's CEO, Rhea Jarrell, 1211 00:56:36,136 --> 00:56:38,762 emailed saying she heard about your approach. 1212 00:56:38,845 --> 00:56:40,470 She can help us. 1213 00:56:40,553 --> 00:56:44,428 So... can you bring me her head on a platter? 1214 00:56:44,511 --> 00:56:45,803 I can bring you her head 1215 00:56:45,887 --> 00:56:47,428 attached to the rest of her body. 1216 00:56:47,511 --> 00:56:48,637 Good. 1217 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:49,845 Even better. 1218 00:56:50,969 --> 00:56:52,345 KENDALL: Good work, Frank. 1219 00:56:54,637 --> 00:56:55,637 Great. 1220 00:57:03,011 --> 00:57:04,094 SHIV: Hey. 1221 00:57:09,803 --> 00:57:11,094 How was it? 1222 00:57:13,011 --> 00:57:15,428 It was pretty, uh... 1223 00:57:15,511 --> 00:57:18,553 -pretty tough... actually, yeah. -Yeah? 1224 00:57:18,637 --> 00:57:19,762 Anybody fill you in? 1225 00:57:19,845 --> 00:57:22,803 Uh, no. Wh-- What happened? 1226 00:57:22,887 --> 00:57:27,969 Um, your dad was a little peppery. 1227 00:57:28,969 --> 00:57:31,637 Oh. I'm sorry, Tom. 1228 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,803 Maybe it wasn't totally great what you sent me to do. 1229 00:57:35,887 --> 00:57:39,428 Which is kind of the opposite of what I wanted to do. 1230 00:57:39,511 --> 00:57:41,637 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1231 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,136 I mean... 1232 00:57:43,219 --> 00:57:46,762 -we're a team, right? -Yeah. 1233 00:57:46,845 --> 00:57:48,928 But I-- I don't wanna be a dick, 1234 00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:51,762 but maybe I should have a bit more input 1235 00:57:51,845 --> 00:57:53,219 into team tactics. 1236 00:57:54,803 --> 00:57:56,428 Yeah. Sure. Of course. 1237 00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:01,720 Thanks. 1238 00:58:03,595 --> 00:58:05,803 So, how was your weekend? 1239 00:58:05,887 --> 00:58:08,928 -SHIV: Me? -Yeah. Anything to report? 1240 00:58:09,011 --> 00:58:10,178 Uh... 1241 00:58:12,511 --> 00:58:13,762 Yeah. Okay. 1242 00:58:16,845 --> 00:58:18,261 Do you want to know? 1243 00:58:20,928 --> 00:58:22,011 Oh. 1244 00:58:23,345 --> 00:58:26,678 I don't... maybe later. 1245 00:58:33,136 --> 00:58:34,219 Come here. 1246 00:58:38,595 --> 00:58:39,720 (BOTH KISSING) 1247 00:58:46,053 --> 00:58:48,053 (PHONE VIBRATING) 1248 00:58:53,053 --> 00:58:54,595 Hey, Dad. 1249 00:58:56,136 --> 00:58:57,595 LOGAN: Hello, Pinkie. 1250 00:58:57,678 --> 00:58:59,595 Sorry I missed your call. 1251 00:58:59,678 --> 00:59:01,553 Had a lot to deal with. 1252 00:59:01,637 --> 00:59:04,011 Termites in the woodwork. Insurgents. 1253 00:59:04,094 --> 00:59:05,386 Oh, yeah? 1254 00:59:05,470 --> 00:59:06,887 Coming from where? 1255 00:59:06,969 --> 00:59:10,303 Oh, front row, cheap seats, every-fucking-where. 1256 00:59:10,386 --> 00:59:11,470 SHIV: Not from me. 1257 00:59:13,094 --> 00:59:15,136 What are you doing at the moment? 1258 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:17,887 -I'm free. -LOGAN: We'll set a date. 1259 00:59:17,969 --> 00:59:19,511 It's time to bring you in. 1260 00:59:31,428 --> 00:59:33,595 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1261 01:00:43,094 --> 01:00:44,637 SHIV ROY: Dad's in a secret meeting, 1262 01:00:44,845 --> 01:00:46,720 and I'm in here with a coloring book. 1263 01:00:47,094 --> 01:00:48,553 What's going on, Gerri? 1264 01:00:49,094 --> 01:00:50,219 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 1265 01:00:50,303 --> 01:00:51,345 LOGAN ROY: I want Pierce, 1266 01:00:51,428 --> 01:00:53,136 but it only works if we meet fast. 1267 01:00:53,219 --> 01:00:54,470 KENDALL ROY: Rhea, she's coming. 1268 01:00:54,553 --> 01:00:56,345 The family trusts her, you get her on board, 1269 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:57,345 that's huge. 1270 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,845 On behalf of the Pierce family, I have a message. 1271 01:01:01,637 --> 01:01:02,595 What's that? 1272 01:01:02,678 --> 01:01:04,428 -What, what? -Sir, please follow me, yeah. 1273 01:01:04,511 --> 01:01:05,470 Excuse me, excuse me. 1274 01:01:05,553 --> 01:01:07,720 Wait, where's Kendall, is he safe? 1275 01:01:10,219 --> 01:01:11,887 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪