1 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,093 (Siren blaring) 2 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,761 (Indistinct chatter) 3 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,692 - Mr. Roy. - (Logan grunts) 4 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:30,114 Hey, Logan Roy! Mind if I get a quick photo? 5 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:31,490 - I'm a big fan. - Step back. 6 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,618 Big, big fan. I love your work. 7 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:34,744 I love everything you do. 8 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,872 - I love all the racism, misogyny... - Step off. 9 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,498 - It's really cool stuff! - Security! 10 00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:41,167 - Woman: Logan, over here! - (Grunts) 11 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:42,543 (Indistinct shouting) 12 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:43,753 Man: That's my fucking piss! 13 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:46,589 You're fucking monopolist scum! 14 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,841 - Did it get in your eye? - Logan: Yeah. 15 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,092 Man: I hope you die! 16 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:51,928 Colin: Can you open this up, please? 17 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:56,182 - I want no one else in here. - All right, stay back. 18 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:57,475 (Door closes) 19 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:00,811 (Mumbling) 20 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:02,247 Colin: Can we get another shirt down here? 21 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:05,524 We had an incident outside with Mr. Roy. 22 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:07,526 (Logan grunting) 23 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,663 (Exhales) 24 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,001 Roman: How many people do you think 25 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,645 pissed in that bag to get all that piss? 26 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,898 - I mean, it's just urine. - Logan: I'm good, I'm good. 27 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:30,132 No fuss, no fuss, I'm good. Okay? 28 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:32,301 (Sighs) 29 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:35,721 - Are you okay? - Logan: Fine. 30 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,848 Don't get all over me. 31 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,475 - Okay? - Okay. 32 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,144 These trust-fund YouTube shits. Ugh. 33 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,105 God, we had a couple of these guys... 34 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,731 I'm here. Okay? 35 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,026 Now, I understand 36 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:52,530 you want me to go through my every thought with you. 37 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,199 I appreciate finally getting a chance 38 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:58,244 to talk through these very major moves you're considering, yes. 39 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,454 We've become aware 40 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:03,207 of some very desirable assets that are available. 41 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,042 A block of local TV stations. 42 00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:06,502 Highly undervalued. 43 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,715 Oh, I remember those. 44 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,800 We still have one of those in my gym. 45 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:16,512 Oh, it's so great to have the wisdom of my son's 46 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:18,889 college drinking buddy in the room. 47 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,141 (Chuckles) 48 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,893 I just love the way he asks me for money. 49 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,313 (Laughs) No, I get it. 50 00:02:25,396 --> 00:02:28,524 But there is a pressing issue, right? 51 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,776 Well, it's part of a larger strategy. 52 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:32,486 No, I get all that. 53 00:02:32,570 --> 00:02:34,447 I'm just... all right. 54 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:38,159 I think the issue here, sir, 55 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,746 is that everyone fucking hates you. 56 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,708 It's cloudy, it's sunny. 57 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:50,588 You want to push through a massive, politically-sensitive buy-up, 58 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,758 and I'm reading this over my morning cappuccino. 59 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,843 It says your family is a horror show 60 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,054 and it's destroying america. 61 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,347 (Clears throat) 62 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:02,558 Mmm. Maybe we should buy this. 63 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,728 Stewart: (Chuckles) Kendall launched a lawsuit against you. 64 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,855 You have fired half of your board. 65 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,899 - Your coo is a fucking joke. - Whoa. 66 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,444 Bro, that's what people are saying. Who cares if it's true? 67 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,280 People say that he's a coked-up dauphin 68 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,799 that doesn't know shit from shinola, 69 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,843 and that the two of you aren't even talking to each other, 70 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,285 which I am getting a vibe of. 71 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,871 Now, I could care less, 72 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,749 but even the advance whispers of this local TV deal 73 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,209 have people so mad at you 74 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,669 that they're throwing piss at you on the street. 75 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,397 Whoa, we don't know that it was actually piss. 76 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,422 It was piss. 77 00:03:33,506 --> 00:03:35,192 Stewart: You want to go on a shopping spree. 78 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,302 I trust you, but can we please fix the visuals? 79 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,054 This is a family business. 80 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,891 But the family is fucked, and it's hurting the stock. 81 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,024 (Theme music playing) 82 00:05:20,613 --> 00:05:23,282 Gil: (On TV) Whenever war has tested this nation, 83 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,493 we have won out. 84 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:28,996 And that is what I believe we face right now. 85 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,832 Nothing less than a war 86 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,001 against human inequality, 87 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,921 a war we must fight 88 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:41,258 to stop unimaginably vast power and riches 89 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:45,054 falling into the hands of an impossibly small number of men. 90 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,515 I'm not afraid of this fight. 91 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:49,058 I know you're not either. 92 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,976 This fight starts here. 93 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,562 I'm Gil eavis, and I approve this message. 94 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:56,524 I don't know, this class war shit, 95 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,401 don't you find it a little jejune? 96 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,862 - Jejune? - Yeah. It means juvenile. 97 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:04,240 Yeah, I know what it means. 98 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:07,493 I, um, just thought only assholes said it. 99 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:11,997 - No, I do not find itjejune. - Okay. Is this you pulling my hair? 100 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:13,707 Because why did you bring me in for this? 101 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:14,875 I'm not a good fit. 102 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:16,228 I genuinely believe he's going to be 103 00:06:16,252 --> 00:06:17,687 the next president of the United States. 104 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,130 And you know me, I don't believe in anything. 105 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:21,549 Are you finished with Joyce now? 106 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,758 (Sighs) 107 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:25,010 Yeah. That's as far as she'll go. 108 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,763 Okay. Gil could really use someone like you. 109 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,061 And this wouldn't be a problem? 110 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:35,688 What? 111 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:37,898 The atmosphere. 112 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:48,367 I think as long as we have clarity. 113 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,662 - Yeah. Right. Clarity. - Right. 114 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,039 And to be clear, 115 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:57,418 at absolutely any place at any time, 116 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,670 with absolutely no consequences, 117 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,672 I would fuck you, 118 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,550 and will want desperately to fuck you. 119 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:07,469 And that is just a permanent state of affairs. 120 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:08,637 (Chuckles) 121 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,724 I just want you to know that is my position. 122 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,559 You have all the power. 123 00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,811 You can do whatever you want with it. 124 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,944 (Scoffs) 125 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,031 When did we start having to do this shit, Gerri? 126 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,908 The journalist is Leo lorenzetti. 127 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,661 The piece will be, "after the turmoil, the coming together." 128 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:33,829 At your son's ranch. 129 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,247 A family, a dynasty, 130 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:36,332 an American story. 131 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:37,684 It'll be a very compelling package. 132 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,085 And what's this shit? Who's this guy, alon? 133 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:42,379 Karolina: Very highly regarded corporate therapist. 134 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,922 Harvard business school. 135 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,175 Former cfo at a fortune 500. 136 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,010 He just worked with the sultan of Brunei, 137 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,511 and the bolkiah family. 138 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,388 Do they all have to be there? 139 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,641 Does the traitor come, too? 140 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:57,227 Well, obviously, that's your choice. 141 00:07:57,311 --> 00:08:02,733 But the message, I think, is a family reunited in the desert. 142 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,818 A time to reflect, regroup. 143 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:07,196 Family unity is kind of what you're going for. 144 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,239 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Gerri: And frankly, Logan, 145 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:11,492 if you can get Kendall to drop the lawsuit, 146 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,703 everything becomes cleaner for us, acquisition-wise. 147 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,081 Okay. Well, I'm not groveling. 148 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,999 Get romulus on the phone. 149 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,626 Let's do the email. 150 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,770 Hey, shiv. 151 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,190 It's con. Listen, did you get this email from dad 152 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,858 about therapy? 153 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:48,737 'Cause, I mean, this is, like, wow! 154 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:53,742 So I just need to check that it's not one of those spam things or something. 155 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:55,369 All right, so call me. 156 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,871 Tom: Oh, I like Gil, people like Gil, he's great, 157 00:08:57,955 --> 00:09:01,125 but I have a sneaking feeling that if he won an election 158 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,169 he'd probably like to line me up and everyone I know and shoot us. 159 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,088 - Holy fuck. No way. - What? 160 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,881 Hang on. 161 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:09,842 (Cell phone ringing) 162 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,179 Hmm. 163 00:09:14,930 --> 00:09:16,890 - Hey. - Have you seen this? 164 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,559 I can't believe it. Dad's doing therapy? 165 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,144 I thought you weren't talking to me 166 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,979 because I didn't tell you about the vote. 167 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,230 I'm not. But what the fuck. 168 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,481 Oh. Very much the fuck. 169 00:09:24,565 --> 00:09:26,358 Very much the fuck indeed. 170 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:27,609 The big man is breaking down, 171 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,129 - and everyone's invited. - (Doorbell buzzing) 172 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,404 Well, not Kendall. 173 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,947 - Everybody. - This is bullshit. 174 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,615 What's he doing? 175 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,539 - Roman: Gotta go. See ya. - Please, Mr. Roy... 176 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,763 - I need to talk to Kendall. - He's not available. 177 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,289 What do you mean he's not available? 178 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,583 What is he doing, playing with his fucking legos? 179 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:43,959 He's nothing but available. 180 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,335 He isn't here right now. 181 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,671 Well, I know that's not true, so just come on, okay? 182 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,089 He hasn't been here for weeks. 183 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,175 - I'm sorry. - (Scoffing) Bullshit. Okay, look, 184 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,485 will you just give him a message? 185 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,094 - No, thank you. - Tell him... 186 00:09:54,178 --> 00:09:56,555 "No, thank you." Tell him to reply to the email, 187 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,973 that he has to come. Okay? 188 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,099 Tell him that... 189 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,809 Hey. Dad wants... 190 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,448 Hey. Um... no. 191 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,009 No, I don't think he's gonna play ball. 192 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:18,535 He's not talking. No way he's gonna drop the lawsuit. 193 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,870 Okay, that's fine, Roman. 194 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,170 Okay. Plan b. 195 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,672 Operation black sheep. 196 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,320 (Cell phone ringing) 197 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,542 - Hey. - Rava: Hey. You okay? 198 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,129 Yeah, I'm fine. What's up? 199 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,382 Oh, what time are we doing the pickup? 200 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,175 Do you ever look at Sophie's Instagram? 201 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,468 I was monitoring, 202 00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:20,389 and one of the older kids linked to that shitty article about you. 203 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,140 What article? 204 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:27,312 I haven't been looking at anything. Deliberately, rava. 205 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,023 "Kendall Roy ran the streets of New York, 206 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,650 "sweaty and incoherent, 207 00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:33,902 "ranting about a coup against his father, 208 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,864 "but couldn't find his way to the boardroom to start said coup. 209 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,365 "Is he back on drugs? 210 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:42,619 "We couldn't possibly say, but some people are saying that." 211 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,913 Rava, listen to me. 212 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:46,456 Okay, that's not true. 213 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,292 - Yeah. (Scoffs) - Okay? That's not true. 214 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:52,004 Mmm-hmm. It's just that's what you used to say when it was true. 215 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,171 Jesus, I'm not using, rava. 216 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,048 I don't touch anything. 217 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:57,968 And you know that. Jesus Christ. Come on. 218 00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,887 But look, unrelated, 219 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,598 this weekend iverson's got his tests, 220 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,534 and if we break his routine, it's gonna affect things. 221 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,436 - You know? - No. No. 222 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,146 Fuck, come on. 223 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,356 Please don't get angry. 224 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,525 I'm not fucking angry. 225 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,193 Okay? I want to see my kids. 226 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,196 Okay. I'm not on drugs, I'm not touching drugs, 227 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,115 I don't use drugs anymore, I'm not on drugs, 228 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,950 I'm not on fucking drugs. 229 00:12:22,034 --> 00:12:24,661 Yeah, it's the paranoid rant that's so convincing. 230 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,708 (Cell phone clatters) 231 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,502 (Sighs) 232 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:34,755 Tom: Well, I actually think 233 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,632 it's really brave to go. 234 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,383 Mmm. Thank you. I'm a hero. 235 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,093 - (Chuckles) - Ugh. 236 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,887 Can you imagine? 237 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,264 Connor, dad, Roman, feelings? 238 00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,908 It's gonna be like tossing a bag of Uzis into the soft play area. 239 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,393 I know your dad doesn't believe 240 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:50,312 you didn't know what Kendall was up to, 241 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,648 and he spoke abominably to you. 242 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,442 And, um, just for context, 243 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,694 do you think it would be appropriate this weekend, 244 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,864 in a bridge-building way, for me to be speaking to Logan, or no? 245 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:03,951 Just do what you think is right. 246 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,161 Yeah, sure. I got it. I just, you know, 247 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:11,959 I want to have your back, and, uh, there's also my back, 248 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,252 and, you know, we're a beast with two backs. 249 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,505 Oh, I get it. You're your own guy. 250 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:17,756 I won't judge you. 251 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:21,051 Yeah, sure, I know that. I know that. 252 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:52,499 - Willa: Hi! - Hey, marcia! (Laughs) 253 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,544 - Marcia: Hi! - Hey, dad! 254 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,920 Welcome to austerlitz! 255 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,630 Logan: Thank you, thank you. 256 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:02,968 - Ah. It exists! - Yeah. 257 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,237 Marcia: Austerlitz? Connor: Mmm-hmm. 258 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,905 Marcia: Was this the name when you bought it? 259 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,140 Willa: Oh, it was racially insensitive, 260 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,433 so he picked a new one. 261 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,727 Do you want me to show you inside? 262 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,145 Karolina: Hi, Connor. 263 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,564 Hi, karolina. 264 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,692 So, son, have you got somewhere for them to set up? 265 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,736 So you're also working? 266 00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,989 Just a few folks doing photographs and stuff. 267 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,950 - Oh. Uh... - Chronicles of everything. 268 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,619 Okay. 269 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,705 Okay. You bet. 270 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:35,125 - Great place. Plenty of space. - Yeah. 271 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,960 This works. 272 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,253 Connor: Oh, good. 273 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:47,804 Tom: Hey! Isee you! 274 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,306 - Hey! - Tom: Hey! 275 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,432 Willa: Hi! 276 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,642 - Hello to the metropolitan elite! - (All chuckle) 277 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,478 Welcome to the real america. 278 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,021 Tom: Man of the people. 279 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,814 The people who work on his ranch. 280 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,733 - Hi! - Willa: Let me hug you. 281 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,402 Tom: Oh, wow. Wow, wow. Connor: What do you think? 282 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,029 Wow. Yeah. 283 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,781 - Oh, it's brown. - Connor: Yeah, it is. 284 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,991 - Is that a church? - Yeah, that's the chapel. 285 00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,844 - We're gonna be in there tomorrow. - Shiv and Tom: Oh! 286 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,870 Connor: That chapel dates to 1878. 287 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,288 Shiv: Cool! Tom: It's a chapel. 288 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,457 Do you think dad will be able to cross the threshold? 289 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,084 Or will he spontaneously combust? 290 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,335 Connor: Good question. 291 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,961 Why don't you guys get settled in, 292 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,422 and then join us for cocktails this evening. 293 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:24,841 Connor: Randall owns the next ranch over. 294 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,344 I told him to pop in. Just wanted to say hi. 295 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,012 He's very big in pesticides. 296 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,306 Logan: Ah. Uh-huh. I don't need any. 297 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,434 Randall: (Laughs) Yeah, that's what everybody says. 298 00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,104 Connor: Nah, I'm always ribbing him. 299 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,981 Did you know that three out of every hundred bunches of grapes 300 00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,192 has over the legal limit of pesticides? 301 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,610 So you wash 'em. 302 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,321 You can't wash your colon, Mr. Poison. 303 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,574 - (Scoffs) Why, I oughta... - Connor: Smart guy, put 'em up! 304 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,119 Marcia: He thinks she knew about the coup. 305 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,330 So Logan will talk to shiv as long as she says "sorry." 306 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,250 Well, I think that shiv's position would be 307 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,168 that she's got nothing to be sorry for. 308 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,255 I mean, obviously she's sad, 309 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,382 you know, there's sadness. 310 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,925 We could offer that. 311 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,178 (Cell phone buzzing) 312 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,645 (Indistinct conversation) 313 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,778 Okay. The entertainment has arrived. 314 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,867 This is like the first stages of an orgy. 315 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,828 Kind of exciting, but also super-awkward. 316 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,122 - There. I did it. - Did what? 317 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,957 I just iced your dad. 318 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,917 - Hey, Tom. - Hey. 319 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,335 Can I... 320 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,088 Uh, yeah, I'm not in charge of you. 321 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,174 - But go get me a drink. - (Tom laughs) 322 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,800 I'm joking. 323 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:55,682 Roman: So where's the actual head doctor guy? 324 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,101 I wouldn't know. No one tells me anything. 325 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,105 Well, hope he can cure your serious case of being a bitch. 326 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:04,107 - Ow. Fuck. - (Laughs) 327 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,233 Fuck you. 328 00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:06,985 Fuck you. 329 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,488 (Sighs) Bet dad's gonna try and win at therapy. 330 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,033 Well, he hasn't done therapy with me yet. I'm an expert. 331 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,243 - (Clears throat) Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 332 00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:18,371 This is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues. 333 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,915 - Uh-huh. - Mmm-hmm. 334 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,083 My guy says that if dad had had therapy, 335 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,710 I wouldn't need so much. 336 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,473 My guy's surprised I got through it at all. 337 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,231 I'm not sure you did make it through it all. 338 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,132 (Mocking) Uh, I don't think... 339 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,634 (Both mumbling) 340 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,844 See, I will have you know I am very well-adjusted. 341 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:35,555 You, you're just good at hiding it. 342 00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,974 - (Softly) Mr. Parfit is here. - Thank you. 343 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,102 Okay, uh, Randall, I hate to kick you out, 344 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,271 but I have word Elvis is in the building. 345 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,814 - Okay. - I'll see ya, buddy. 346 00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,025 I just want you to know 347 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,818 I think I'm going to reveal to him 348 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,695 that you sexually abused me as a child. 349 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,448 - Excuse me? - Yeah. You just would not stop. 350 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,991 (Laughing) You are one sick puppy. 351 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,118 You're the one who kept trying to fuck me. 352 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:58,596 Why would you say that? Stop saying that. 353 00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,889 You don't really think that, do you? 354 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,456 No. I'm fucking with you. 355 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,583 The way you fucked me as a baby. 356 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,294 What is wrong with you? You're exasperating. 357 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,338 This one is threatening to tell the family 358 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,548 that I diddled him when he was a little kid. 359 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,968 Oh. Right. Did you? 360 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,761 No, of course not, Tom. 361 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,014 - Connor. - Oh. Hi. 362 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,224 Alon parfit. 363 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,767 - Hey. Hi. - Nice to see you. 364 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,560 - Happy you're here. - You must be broman. 365 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,020 Yes, I am. Broman. 366 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,522 - And shiv. - Yeah. 367 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,607 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hey. Nice to meet you... 368 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,401 This is Tom. This is shiv's fiance. 369 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,528 Not important. To the therapy. 370 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,655 - Uh... (Laughing) Con? - Come meet dad. 371 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,115 Alon: Yeah, please. 372 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,826 - Hi. - Logan Roy. 373 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,911 - This is marcia. - Nice to meet you. 374 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:41,496 And this is my girlfriend Willa. 375 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,540 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, Willa, how are you? 376 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,293 Right. (Clears throat) Family. Um... 377 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,130 We're all gathered here in this beautiful home 378 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,507 because there are things to address, 379 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:56,344 and I believe we should address them. 380 00:18:56,428 --> 00:19:00,807 I think I explained all around that, uh, we'll also have 381 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,727 a small celebration of our coming together, 382 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,603 with photographs, tomorrow. 383 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,106 Nothing fancy. Simple. Simple. 384 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:12,569 Anyway, without more ado, uh, let me introduce to you, 385 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,279 alon parfit. 386 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:16,990 Hi, everyone. 387 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,410 I look foward to, uh, us all sitting down tomorrow, 388 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,788 but I just want to say it takes a lot of courage, 389 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:26,333 and that is not lost on me. 390 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,753 I'm very touched. 391 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,880 - Yeah, me, too. - Connor: Thanks. 392 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:35,050 This family's broken, and that has consequences. 393 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,926 A missed phone call today, 394 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,138 a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. 395 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,849 Butterfly wings, but bigger. 396 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,060 Huge wings. Like a pterodactyl. 397 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,269 Or the Smithsonian. 398 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:49,022 So, let's fix our wings. 399 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,441 Barely comprehensible. 400 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,734 Kendall: Morning. 401 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,211 Man: It is gassed up and ready to go. 402 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,862 - Your key. - Thank you. 403 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,448 - Big plans while you're here? - Maybe. 404 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,867 Patricide? Fratricide? 405 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,245 Man: Okay. Sounds like fun. 406 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,955 - Enjoy. - Oh, yeah. 407 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,388 (Cell phone buzzing) 408 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,017 - Yeah? - Nathaniel: Good morning. 409 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,560 We're here. You ready to do this? 410 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,853 What? 411 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,398 - No, wait. Now? - No shit. 412 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,108 I'm in a hotel in Santa fe. 413 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,694 Oh. Well, I can't now. 414 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,255 I mean, the whole reason I came down here 415 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:41,032 is to do this family thing, and that's today. So... 416 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,537 Can he reschedule? 417 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,330 He's pretty fucking busy. 418 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,707 (Groans) Fuck. 419 00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,001 Doesn't look good, turning him down. 420 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,628 Well, obviously I want to... 421 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:55,839 Come on, shiv, this is huge. 422 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,675 - But I can't. Right now. - Tom: Hey, honey, 423 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,428 the pressure on the faucet's moderately intense, so go easy. 424 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,596 - I gotta go. - Nathaniel: Shiv... 425 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,140 Fuck. 426 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,725 Tom: Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 427 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,311 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 428 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:12,105 It's going to be okay. 429 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,999 - Want me to come in there with you? - (Sniffles) 430 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,317 Into the emotional swamp, huh? 431 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,904 Pretty soon I'm gonna be part of this whole genetic carnival. 432 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,367 - It's okay. - You sure? 433 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,577 Yeah. 434 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,041 Alon: Morning. 435 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,002 Okay. Let's do this. 436 00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:37,088 The therapy? This way for the therapy. 437 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:42,844 (Exhales) 438 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,804 (Chuckles) 439 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,849 (Alon humming) 440 00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:52,687 Like waving your kids off to school. 441 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,773 They better not gang up on him. 442 00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,358 He's still frail. 443 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,654 Roll up, roll up, 444 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,656 for the festival of grievances. 445 00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,911 - Okay, son? Good. - Connor: Yeah. 446 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,871 Okay. Great. 447 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,831 So, welcome, welcome. 448 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:16,544 I like to begin these things with a little prayer. Uh... 449 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:19,380 They fuck you up, your mom and dad. 450 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:23,718 They do not mean to, but they do. 451 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,262 They fill you up with faults they had 452 00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,848 and add some extra just for you. 453 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,684 Now, I always think that's an interesting way 454 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:35,438 to start these things, but what I'd like to know is, 455 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,775 how you feel you would like to start this. 456 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,907 Who's going to tell us why we are here today? 457 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:58,545 Come on. Does no one want to take a pop at the champ? 458 00:23:01,673 --> 00:23:03,591 - Can I just say... - Alon: Sure. 459 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:05,510 I never touched Roman inappropriately. 460 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,679 If he says I did, I didn't. 461 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:09,430 Shiv: Well, glad to clear that up. 462 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:12,183 He was gonna make a horrible joke, so I'm preempting. 463 00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,434 Alon: Okay. Okay. 464 00:23:13,518 --> 00:23:15,395 But I think the best way to start this... 465 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,939 Uh... I'll start if you'd like. 466 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,233 Alon: Yeah, please. Logan: Um... 467 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:24,320 Everything I've done in my life, 468 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,072 I've done for my children. 469 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,908 I know I've made mistakes, 470 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,618 but, uh... 471 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:34,163 I've always tried to do the best by them 472 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:38,459 because they mean everything to me. 473 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:46,092 Okay. That was great. 474 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,468 Oh, thank you. 475 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,431 - Well, that's nice. - Hmm, it is nice. 476 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:53,808 Yeah, sure. Agreed. 477 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:56,311 So, what do we feel about what we just heard here? 478 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,855 I mean, I hear it. 479 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,315 I hear it. 480 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,027 Uh-huh. Big words. 481 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,320 Good words. 482 00:24:07,989 --> 00:24:10,992 Oh, I'm still processing, 483 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:13,119 butyeah. 484 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,415 Logan, do you realize how much power you wield in this room? 485 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,708 What do you mean? 486 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,126 He has a lot of power everywhere. 487 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:24,881 Alon: What I guess I'm asking is, 488 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,841 how do you feel about what you just said? 489 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:30,637 Look, everything I've done in my life I've done for my children. 490 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,197 - I know I've made mistakes... - Uh, dad, 491 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,616 you can't just use the one sentence. 492 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,475 Logan: But that's how I feel, Siobhan. 493 00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,310 I can make this shit up if you like. 494 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,103 (Mutters) Sounds like you already are. 495 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:42,023 - Shiv? - (Scoffs) Look, I'm... 496 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,753 I guess where I'm coming from is 497 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,904 I'm having a hard time diving in because, 498 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:51,074 honestly, I'm wondering why he brought us here in the first place. 499 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,797 I mean, was it for this photo opportunity? 500 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,369 Logan: No, no, of course not. 501 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:57,413 I wouldn't have brought you here for a photo and an interview... 502 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,540 Sorry. Excuse me? There's an interview now? 503 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,168 - Well, I told you, photo and... - No, you didn't. (Sighs) 504 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,629 What, so this is essentially a publicity event? 505 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,090 It's optional. There won't be questions. 506 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,383 This is not okay. 507 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:10,635 I have a publicist for this stuff. 508 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,970 Fuck. Con, did you know about this? 509 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,639 I think the picture is okay. 510 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:15,765 I think it's nice. 511 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:17,725 Rome? 512 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,602 I don't mind. 513 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,774 Alon: Logan, have you thought about the possibility 514 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,276 that your children are actually scared of you? 515 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,278 Oh, fuck off. 516 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,448 After what they've done to me? Fuck off! 517 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:37,829 Tell me, do you think you'll always do what you do? 518 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,122 What, the theater? 519 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,166 Yes, and what you do for money. 520 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,793 Uh-huh. 521 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,337 Uh, well, you know, I like my life, 522 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:49,424 and kind of just go with the flow, 523 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:53,636 so yeah, I think I'll just slide more over 524 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,848 into producing or writing or directing. 525 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,143 I knew a woman in Paris, she did what you do. 526 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,311 She was very intelligent. 527 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:04,313 Oh, thank you. 528 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,816 And do you want children? 529 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:10,486 Um, I don't know. Maybe one day. 530 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:12,697 Don't wait. That's all I will say. 531 00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:15,074 The old biological clock starts a-ticking. 532 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,325 You could always freeze. 533 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:18,745 That's a way of putting off life. 534 00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:21,539 I'd like shiv to freeze. Embryos, not eggs. 535 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,915 A little bit of me in the bank. 536 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:24,375 Thought about that? 537 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,836 (Exclaims) So much advice! Wow. 538 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,548 You know, my friend from Paris who was your way? 539 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,800 She actually was murdered. 540 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:37,889 It was nothing to do with her being a prostitute, 541 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:40,516 it was to do with a restaurant that went poof! 542 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,644 What? 543 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,568 (Car lock beeps) 544 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,081 - (Upbeat music playing) - (Indistinct chatter) 545 00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:14,550 Hey, do you have any, uh, non-alcoholic beer? 546 00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:16,636 No. Sorry. 547 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:18,721 Okay. How about, uh, sparkling water? 548 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,139 Mmm-hmm. 549 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,767 You a tourist? 550 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,853 - Uh, kind of. - Hmm. 551 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,442 Wow. Fancy. 552 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,277 Kendall Roy? 553 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:35,446 You here visiting family? 554 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,908 Connor Roy? 555 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,576 Kendall: What? 556 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,912 No, it's okay, I probably think the same. 557 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,748 - Yeah. There's just stories. - Like? 558 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,834 Like, he came in here one night, 559 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:50,628 he had this dog with cancer that he couldn't let the vet kill 560 00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:52,380 but he couldn't watch it die either, 561 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:54,590 so he dragged that thing around the whole bar 562 00:27:54,674 --> 00:27:56,968 asking somebody if they'd take it and give it a good life. 563 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:59,595 He said, "I'll pay you. I just can't watch." 564 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,475 Anyway, skunkhead Tanner over there 565 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:06,894 took three grand, shot her in the parking lot. 566 00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:08,145 Jesus. 567 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,730 - What? - None of your business. 568 00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:11,148 I was talking about skunkhead. 569 00:28:11,232 --> 00:28:13,317 Don't talk shit about me, Janelle. 570 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:15,319 Oh, really? (Laughs) 571 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,948 Hey, also, can I get a double smirnoff rocks? 572 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,965 - Lime? - No. 573 00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,147 Keep it open. 574 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:54,525 Heard you killed my brother's dog. 575 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,236 Alon: Look, can we go back to our agreement 576 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,779 where we put aside our cell phones, 577 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,157 just focus on what's going on this room? 578 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,867 Can we do that? 579 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,912 I'm trying to buy a number of television stations. 580 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:08,331 Okay, but could you do it later? 581 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:18,341 Fine. Tell me what more you want, and I'll dance the dance. 582 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,968 I guess what I want is for you to tell us 583 00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:22,303 how you are feeling. 584 00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:23,971 - How I'm feeling? - Mmm-hmm. 585 00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,765 I feel... 586 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:28,601 I need to check my emails. 587 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,394 That's not a feeling, dad. 588 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:33,022 Maybe don't deny dad's feelings, shiv. 589 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:35,816 I turned down something huge to be here, and you're gonna tank it. 590 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,818 - I'm doing therapy. - I don't think you are. 591 00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,111 Logan: I am. 592 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,915 Well, now you're denying theirfeelings, dad. 593 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,950 Look, what I think we should really have a conversation about 594 00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,327 is the fact that Kendall's not here. 595 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:48,913 And that's because there are reports of him 596 00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:50,831 running around taking drugs. 597 00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:53,125 And I, for one, don't know where those have come from. 598 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:54,436 You don't have to worry about that. 599 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,544 What does that mean? 600 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:58,798 I'm not getting into that today. It's beyond the remit. 601 00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,967 I don't really think there is a remit, dad. 602 00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,219 I had nothing to do with those stories. 603 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,347 Shiv, do you believe your father? 604 00:30:11,394 --> 00:30:13,646 - Well... - Alon: Go on. 605 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,314 Honestly, no. 606 00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,316 I think this whole thing is fake. 607 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,444 Alon: Roman? 608 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,279 I don't know. 609 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:25,574 I don't know. 610 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,203 - No. - Roman: I mean, 611 00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:32,373 he might not have meant to, but... 612 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:35,126 - No, I don't believe him. - I'm sorry! 613 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:36,252 I'm sorry! 614 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,378 All right? 615 00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,005 I'm finished. 616 00:30:39,088 --> 00:30:42,299 I'll apologize as much as you fucking like, 617 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,343 but I can't get into everything. 618 00:30:44,427 --> 00:30:45,636 That's it. 619 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:53,310 Alon: You know, Logan, 620 00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:57,565 if I'm asked if I thought that you participated in this family therapy 621 00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,859 in an earnest way, 622 00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:03,863 I don't think that I could answer in good conscience that you have. 623 00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:05,990 Fine. I apologize. 624 00:31:07,074 --> 00:31:08,576 Maybe I'm hungry. 625 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,036 I got nothing to hide. 626 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,539 Okay. 627 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,374 How about we take a break 628 00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:18,669 and begin again, clean slate, this afternoon? Hmm? 629 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,591 Tom: So come on, come on, tell me. 630 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:26,635 What did everybody say in there, huh? 631 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:30,097 Was it nothing too horrible or upsetting, huh? 632 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,474 Was it just disgusting? 633 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,185 Hey, I'm gonna go down to Santa fe to meet Gil. 634 00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:37,146 Oh. What? So everything has been resolved in there? 635 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:40,066 Yeah. Totally. 636 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,151 We're all completely sane. All resolved. 637 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,634 Oh. (Laughs sarcastically) Come on. 638 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,573 - Can I take a car? - What's up? 639 00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,617 - Wait. What are you doing? - The Tesla. 640 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,702 I'm going into town. I've got a meeting. 641 00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,638 I'm not gonna take this seriously if no one else is. 642 00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,265 Connor: But we're getting somewhere, shiv. 643 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,041 I can feel it. He's breaking down. 644 00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:00,211 You're sweet and I love you, but you're delusional. 645 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,713 Well, you can't do that. Is that allowed? 646 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:07,093 Well, I think shiv is capable of making an adult decision. 647 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,345 But here's what I was thinking. 648 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,514 Why don't we all take a break, huh? 649 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,350 Just get out of our heads and into our good bodies. 650 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,393 You know? Let's go for a swim. 651 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,813 Everybody. You know? Get your dad out there. 652 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,096 - Dad can't swim. - Shiv: Yeah. 653 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,066 He doesn't even trust water. 654 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:23,442 It's too wishy-washy. 655 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:24,568 Can I have the keys? 656 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,737 - Thank you. - Seriously? 657 00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:27,863 Shiv: Yeah. 658 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,532 - Hey, Willa. - Yeah? 659 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:33,452 Hey, honey, uh, do you know about the family photo for later? 660 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:34,954 Yeah, it'll be nice. 661 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,789 Yeah, well, um, 662 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:39,959 there was an idea that, uh, maybe you should sit it out. 663 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,669 Uh-huh. 664 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,212 I'm sorry. 665 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:46,465 No, no, it's okay. I'll probably end up getting murdered anyway. 666 00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:48,801 - Nobody's murdering you. - (Sighs) 667 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,387 You're adorable. 668 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:53,681 You're UN-murderable. (Laughs) 669 00:32:53,764 --> 00:32:55,307 - Oh, my god. - Connor: Um... 670 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,810 Look, you know... 671 00:33:02,565 --> 00:33:04,400 You know I appreciate you. 672 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,193 I appreciate you, too. 673 00:33:06,277 --> 00:33:08,195 And I think you're better than all of them. 674 00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:09,780 Thank you. 675 00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,492 Look, I know that we talked about this before, 676 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,036 but I was just wondering 677 00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:18,789 if you could... 678 00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:22,668 Well, would you... 679 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,922 I don't know how to say this, 680 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:31,760 except to say that love is a strange and peculiar affliction. 681 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,388 It's like a virus. 682 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:39,393 So could you please just stay here for a while 683 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:42,104 - and maybe you'll catch it. - Con. 684 00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,832 What I mean is that you would have an allowance 685 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,524 and you would continue to write 686 00:33:45,608 --> 00:33:47,568 and you continue to travel to New York, 687 00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:50,905 and I would help you build a life in the theater. 688 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:52,740 (Chuckles) 689 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,200 Gosh, that's a lot. 690 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,869 Yeah, but we have so many great ideas. 691 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,622 Yeah. Sure. No, we do. 692 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:02,708 So we could do family, but we could do it different. 693 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,377 I mean, 694 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:06,962 we could try. 695 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:08,797 Exactly! Why not? Yeah? 696 00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,090 Yeah! 697 00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:12,176 - Yeah? - Yeah. (Chuckles) 698 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,844 Hey, I love you. 699 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:17,223 And I... (Stammers) 700 00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,808 - I love you. - (Chuckles) 701 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,774 Connor: See? That wasn't so hard, was it? (Laughs) 702 00:34:31,612 --> 00:34:33,405 Okay. Lot of wolf stuff. 703 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:37,034 - Yeah, man, I love the wolves. - Kendall: Uh-huh. 704 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:41,121 - He really likes the wolves. - Yeah. Cool. 705 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:43,249 Chang: My mom says I was a wolf child. 706 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,435 That's 'cause she never bothered to take care of you, Chang. 707 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:48,087 That's just fucking salesmanship of her neglect. 708 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:49,838 (Howls) 709 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:50,923 Kendall: Nice. 710 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,926 - You get wolves here? - Nope. 711 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,303 - No? Okay. - Fucking wish. 712 00:35:00,391 --> 00:35:01,892 I never did meth. 713 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:06,272 And I'm technically sober, so this is kind of an experiment. 714 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:07,940 (Laughs) 715 00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,282 There we go. 716 00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,645 Well... (Clears throat) 717 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:57,656 There's a thing now that type a's actually can't get addicted. 718 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,701 You know? 'Cause we are addicted. 719 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,120 You know, if it wasn't for wolves, we couldn't speak. 720 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,831 It's from having to tell dogs what to do 721 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,000 that we actually had a need to talk out loud, 722 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,418 you know, to command 'em? 723 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,046 You guys, come on. We got a real person. 724 00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:13,547 Let's not attack his brain. 725 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,133 We should get some more. 726 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,801 - Man: Fuck, yeah. - Yeah? 727 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,220 And, uh, maybe some weed. 728 00:36:20,304 --> 00:36:22,765 - Right. - Some oxys, some... 729 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,099 Some goodies. 730 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,934 So, you like it? 731 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,644 Experiment successful. 732 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,357 I am interested in becoming a meth head. 733 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,691 Man: Yeah. 734 00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,277 Well, we're the fucking right people, dude! 735 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,239 - Alon: Hey. - Oh, hi. You coming in? 736 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:40,699 - Oh, yeah. - Good. 737 00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:42,326 Don't be afraid of what's down there. 738 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,453 Pretend it's our subconscious and just go for it. 739 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,704 I know how to dive. 740 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:47,081 Yeah, you gotta jump. 741 00:36:47,164 --> 00:36:49,708 - You want me to jump? - Jump! Jump! Jump! 742 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:52,836 - Jump, ya fucking pussy! - Jump! Jump! Jump! 743 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,464 Excuse me, there's been an accident in the pool. 744 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,341 - What did he say? - Marcia: What happened? 745 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,176 Marcia: An accident in the pool. 746 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,846 We don't know if he got a head injury, or... 747 00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:04,515 He just dived in and he hit the bottom. 748 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,600 - Did you hit your head? - (Muttering indistinctly) 749 00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:08,843 - He hit his teeth? - Roman: His teeth are in his head, 750 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,246 Connor, it's kind of a central feature. 751 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,540 Alon, it's signed. It's clearly signed. What were you thinking? 752 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,982 Shall I call an ambulance? 753 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:16,044 I didn't think he'd jump in headfirst. Hi, karolina. 754 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:17,545 Hey, Roman. Don't let him go to sleep. 755 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,130 (Muffled) I don't want to go to fucking sleep! 756 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,739 Let's take a look. The bleeding always 757 00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:22,533 makes it look worse than it actually... 758 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:23,760 - Jesus Christ! - (All exclaim) 759 00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,285 Let's take him to the hospital. 760 00:37:25,369 --> 00:37:28,414 - Really? - Roman: No, you're okay, man. 761 00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:29,790 It's okay. You look okay. 762 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,351 It'll be faster if I just take him myself. 763 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,293 Oh, no, no, no, send your guys. Send Colin. 764 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:35,546 - We should stay. - No, I want to help him... 765 00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:37,399 (Whispers) I want to make sure that he's not litigious. 766 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:40,050 Logan: Fucking great! And I was about to take advice from a clown 767 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:42,803 who dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool! 768 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:44,430 And now everyone's fucking off! 769 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:45,573 Connor: It's okay. I got you. 770 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:46,932 Roman is here. 771 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,768 He's here for the photos, for everything. 772 00:37:49,852 --> 00:37:52,646 - Sure. I give good cheekbone. - Logan: Okay. 773 00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:56,108 (Indistinct chatter) 774 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,073 Nathaniel: Gil. 775 00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:06,994 Siobhan Roy. 776 00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:11,123 The acceptable face of the worst family in america. 777 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:14,793 Yeah. Gil eavis. Stalin in a plaid shirt. 778 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,462 (Shiv chuckles) 779 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:19,590 Okay. Well, happy meeting. 780 00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:27,806 So, how are you? 781 00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:29,600 Really? 782 00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:32,394 Uh... well, my family's fucked. 783 00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:35,522 I'm not talking to my dad, and my brother's suing my dad. 784 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:39,067 Sorry. If family isn't right, nothing feels right. 785 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,446 Yeah. And how are you? You gonna go for it? 786 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:45,616 I'm feeling really good. 787 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:49,786 Suffered some depression last year after everything, 788 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,998 but, um, I'm good. 789 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:55,751 And so, what, you want me to handle the message on that? 790 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,086 No. That's just the truth. 791 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:02,674 Look, Siobhan, I'm not gonna make you do a dance. 792 00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:05,594 I'm finalizing. Nate and me want you on the team. 793 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:06,678 What do you think? 794 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:08,639 Well, I think you're too radical. 795 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:09,973 (Laughs) 796 00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,519 I'm not telling you anything you don't know. 797 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,647 The good politician, he figures out what people need 798 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,774 and then he sells it back to them as what they want. 799 00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:22,736 So, this is a job offer? 800 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,904 Well, yes. 801 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,322 But there's an issue. 802 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,533 What, my name? 803 00:39:27,616 --> 00:39:29,493 One section of my base would be outraged 804 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:31,036 for me even meeting with you. 805 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:34,414 Yeah, well, that section has nowhere else to go, so fuck 'em. 806 00:39:34,498 --> 00:39:36,083 Yeah. 807 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:41,296 Look, if I'm gonna win big the way I want to, 808 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,048 to remake this country for the better... 809 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,800 Ooh! La-Dee-dah. 810 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,010 I need to spike your father's guns. 811 00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:50,222 The papers, the news channels. 812 00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:52,975 Oh, I can't help with that. 813 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,726 No, no, no, of course. Of course. 814 00:39:54,810 --> 00:39:56,895 But I'm gonna go for his throat. 815 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:01,149 Legally, legislatively, hearings, referrals. 816 00:40:01,775 --> 00:40:03,694 I thought I should tell you. 817 00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:05,404 It'll be ugly. 818 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:09,825 And how do you know that I won't betray you? 819 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,453 Well, I guess I trust you. 820 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,795 I can work with Nate, but I can't work for Nate. 821 00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:24,298 It's fine, it's just a, it's a preposition thing. 822 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:25,716 We can figure all that out. 823 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:28,135 The bigger question is, 824 00:40:28,218 --> 00:40:30,637 do you want this enough to go to war with your family? 825 00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,768 (Camera clicks) 826 00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:38,812 Cameraman: Can we do the walking and talking? 827 00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:40,689 - What? - Cameraman: Walking and talking. 828 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,274 He wants us to be talking. 829 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:43,960 Cameraman: That looks good. Roman: Thank you. 830 00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:45,902 - We look great, apparently. - Uh-huh. 831 00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:47,571 I want you to call Japan. 832 00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,824 We got the office set up here. 833 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,201 I'm tickling Sandy on local. 834 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:56,330 I want you to get into the government issues 835 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:59,166 - of the launch detail. - Right. Sure. 836 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,062 Do you actually want me to do that, 837 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,005 or are you just saying shit for the camera? 838 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,801 You're a c00, aren't you, huh? 839 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:11,470 Yeah. 840 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:14,097 - Well? - Oh, sure. I got it. 841 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:16,683 I mean, I was just checking. 842 00:41:17,768 --> 00:41:19,102 Thank you, gentlemen. 843 00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:20,729 That's really grand. 844 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,452 - Roman: Yeah? - This looks imperial here. 845 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:24,107 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 846 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:25,591 - Did he say "imperial"? - Imperial. 847 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:26,943 What the hell does that mean? 848 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:41,083 Yeah, he's good. 849 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,960 - Yes. - Yeah. 850 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,509 (Chuckles) I don't... 851 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:52,803 I don't know. 852 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,888 I... (Chuckles) 853 00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:57,683 Okay. 854 00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,772 - Okay? - Okay. 855 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,065 Right? 856 00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,442 Fuck, yes. 857 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,404 I mean, I told him that he would have to fire you 858 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,197 if he was gonna hire me, but... 859 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:15,367 - Uh, it's fine. - Okay. 860 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:17,411 - For the good of the country. - Right. 861 00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:24,501 My airbnb has a, um, 862 00:42:24,584 --> 00:42:27,212 - memory foam mattress. - (Chuckles) 863 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,923 How about we 864 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:32,968 give it some memories? 865 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:35,220 Ooh. Wow. 866 00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:41,143 - (Car engine starts) - (Seat belt alarm beeps) 867 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,353 Turn it off. 868 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,149 Turn it off. 869 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:50,068 (Engine stops) 870 00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:53,238 (Exhales deeply) 871 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:03,206 (Grunts) 872 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,919 (Clears throat) Let's just 873 00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:11,757 sit here a minute and... 874 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,258 So I can think. 875 00:43:14,468 --> 00:43:16,511 (Breath es h eavily) 876 00:43:20,474 --> 00:43:22,434 Chang: He sees Oprah walking down the street, 877 00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:25,979 he's like, "Oprah, you get a car. You get a car." 878 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,957 He's so rich he needs a golf cart to pass the salt. 879 00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:28,982 He's so rich 880 00:43:29,065 --> 00:43:30,734 his goldfish wear furs. 881 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:32,444 Chang: Yeah, yeah, fish fur. 882 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:35,614 He's so rich that his sperm has little top hats 883 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,157 and monocles and shit. 884 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,718 - Chang: Yeah. "Good day, vagina. - (Laughs) 885 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:40,660 "May I enter thou?" 886 00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:42,996 You know, I don't even care that you're richer than us. 887 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:45,207 I mean, who's better off, ultimately? 888 00:43:45,290 --> 00:43:49,419 I mean, clearly, you are, but fuck it, who cares? 889 00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:50,754 I do. 890 00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,965 Guys, I gotta make a quick call. 891 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:55,467 - Yeah, go for it. - Man: Yeah. 892 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,724 (Cell phone ringing) 893 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:07,979 - Uh, hey. - Kendall: Bro. 894 00:44:08,063 --> 00:44:10,398 I've got a lot of important information in play. 895 00:44:10,482 --> 00:44:12,984 - What? Where are you? - I'm in new Mexico. 896 00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:15,111 - What? - I realize now. 897 00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,363 Are you high? 898 00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,323 No. I'm at some guy's house. 899 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:20,617 I mean, yeah, we've been taking drugs, 900 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,118 but I'm very clear. 901 00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:25,288 Uh, can you drop me a pin, so I know you're okay? 902 00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:28,667 Ro, we're okay. There's nothing wrong with us. 903 00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:31,211 Just drop me a fucking pin. I'm not gonna come get you. 904 00:44:31,294 --> 00:44:32,504 Do it now. Are you doing it? 905 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:34,965 Yeah, okay. Hold on. 906 00:44:38,218 --> 00:44:39,928 Here ya go. 907 00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,180 Okay. I'm coming to get you, man. 908 00:44:42,264 --> 00:44:43,431 Are you doing the call? 909 00:44:43,515 --> 00:44:45,642 Uh, yeah. Uh, yes, I will. 910 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,769 But, um, I'm going to get Kendall. 911 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:50,355 He's here, and he's not great. 912 00:44:52,858 --> 00:44:54,401 Okay, go. Go. Go. 913 00:44:54,484 --> 00:44:57,070 Yeah, okay. But no, I will. I'll make the call. 914 00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:13,545 (Knock on door) 915 00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:15,088 Who the fuck is that? 916 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,500 Kendall: Oh. Roman: Kendall. 917 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,092 - Man: Who the fuck is that? - It's cool, it's my brother. 918 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,802 - Roman: Hey. - (Knocking on door) 919 00:45:20,886 --> 00:45:22,512 Kendall: It's cool. Let him in. 920 00:45:26,433 --> 00:45:27,893 Jesus. Fuck. 921 00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:30,520 Chang. Let him in, man. 922 00:45:30,604 --> 00:45:32,063 Thank you. 923 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:34,024 Oh. Wow. 924 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,404 Gonna offer me a cup of tea? 925 00:45:40,322 --> 00:45:42,699 I like what you've done with the, uh, wolves. 926 00:45:42,782 --> 00:45:45,827 - Yo, Chang, show him your wolf tattoo. - Roman: Excellent taste. 927 00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:47,746 Do the howl, Chang. 928 00:45:47,829 --> 00:45:50,582 - (Howling) - Roman: Wow. 929 00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,334 Funny and cool. 930 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,961 Yo. This is Chang, Tanner, 931 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:56,546 that's Mac. 932 00:45:56,630 --> 00:45:58,465 Roman: That's so great to meet you guys. 933 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,216 Uh, let's get outta here. Come on. 934 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:03,553 You know, I was thinking I probably shouldn't talk to you 935 00:46:03,637 --> 00:46:06,556 given the, uh, ongoing situation 936 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:11,436 apropos of my legal action against you as a board member 937 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,897 for your failure to fulfill your fiduciary duty 938 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,066 and breach of my employment contract, 939 00:46:16,149 --> 00:46:17,651 but then, (sighs) I don't know, 940 00:46:17,734 --> 00:46:19,294 but then I thought, "who fucking cares?" 941 00:46:19,903 --> 00:46:21,655 What... is this... 942 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:23,114 What is this? 943 00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:25,325 What is this, fucking crank? 944 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,495 We've been having a lot of fun, mom. 945 00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,372 (Man snickering) 946 00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:32,916 Roman: Yeah. That's good. 947 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,459 Yo, seriously. You should try this. 948 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:36,252 I would love to, some other time. 949 00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:39,631 I hear that shit makes you, uh, crash like an airbus full of eggs. 950 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,734 - Tanner: Not if you stay high. - (Lighter clicking) 951 00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:43,301 Tanner makes good points. 952 00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:45,595 I think this lighter is fucked. 953 00:46:45,679 --> 00:46:47,514 Roman: That is a really good point. 954 00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:49,724 Um, you know what? Let's get the fuck out of here. 955 00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:51,184 Come on. 956 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:54,312 That's enough. I can fix that. Here. (Whistles) 957 00:46:54,396 --> 00:46:55,522 Oh, hey, 958 00:46:55,605 --> 00:46:57,190 how's the family therapy? 959 00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:58,984 The therapy? It was total bullshit. 960 00:46:59,067 --> 00:47:00,568 He didn't even do it. 961 00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:02,612 - Kendall: He didn't do it? - No. He didn't. 962 00:47:02,696 --> 00:47:05,031 - Come on. - Kendall: I'm coming. Let's do it. 963 00:47:05,115 --> 00:47:07,993 Chang: Hey, man, yourfriend sucks. 964 00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:10,954 - That's my brother. - Your brother sucks. 965 00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:13,164 He's actually... you know what? 966 00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:15,208 - He's okay. - Roman: Thanks. 967 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,585 Our people will reach out to your people. 968 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:20,005 Tanner: Hey, Kendall! Tell Bill Gates 969 00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:22,966 my computer's fucked up from all the fucking updates, man! 970 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,723 You okay? 971 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,726 Yeah, I'm fine. 972 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:37,480 Should I call a doctor? Rava? 973 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,900 You want me to hit a kid, so I can steal his kidneys? 974 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,695 - (Cell phone chimes) - Fuck. I'm sorry. 975 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,531 I have to make a call. It's the... 976 00:47:47,615 --> 00:47:50,618 It's the launch in Japan thing. Um... 977 00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:52,412 Is that cool? 978 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:53,621 Kendall: It's okay. 979 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:54,748 Yeah? 980 00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:55,999 You do your call. 981 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,586 Okay. 982 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:18,104 (The lion sleeps tonight playing on radio) 983 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,484 - (Kendall singing along) - No. No, lion king. 984 00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,822 Yeah, could you... 985 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:30,116 (Continues singing) 986 00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,455 (Turns off radio) 987 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,748 - Sorry. - (Turns on radio) 988 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:37,999 (Continues singing) 989 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:40,461 What, are you fucking four? Will ya knock it off? 990 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:42,212 I'm trying to drive the car 991 00:48:42,295 --> 00:48:45,632 and not have a-weema-weh in my fucking face. 992 00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:47,383 - All right. That's enough! - (Laughing) 993 00:48:55,892 --> 00:48:57,477 (Indistinct chatter) 994 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:58,728 (Door closes) 995 00:48:59,729 --> 00:49:02,023 _heyl -oh, hey! 996 00:49:02,107 --> 00:49:03,566 -Hey. 997 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:07,403 You're late. 998 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:11,157 So, what happened with the, uh, fake therapy? 999 00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:14,285 Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances? 1000 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,704 Nothing. Our therapist died. 1001 00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,249 - What? - Metaphorically speaking. 1002 00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:21,876 He, uh, smashed his teeth out in the pool. 1003 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,253 Oh, my god. 1004 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,522 Freud would have had a field day. 1005 00:49:24,546 --> 00:49:26,131 Where you been? 1006 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:29,259 I was meeting about a prospective job. 1007 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,885 With your father's enemy? 1008 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:34,013 Okay, I'm gonna go to bed. 1009 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:35,849 Logan: I keep an eye on things, Siobhan. 1010 00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:37,559 I keep an eye. 1011 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:38,911 Shiv: What is that supposed to mean? 1012 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,520 I mean, I had a meeting. 1013 00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:43,815 You do whatever the hell you like, on everything, forever... 1014 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,942 Why don't we, uh, chat this over in the morning? 1015 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,820 Marcia: And he has to hear it from his so-called friends, 1016 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:51,322 on the phone, dripping poison in his ear. 1017 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:53,408 Connor: Jesus. Kendall: Family therapy! 1018 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,576 (Drumming) 1019 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,077 - Connor: Kenny. - Family therapy! 1020 00:49:57,704 --> 00:50:00,415 Family therapy! 1021 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:02,350 - (Door opens) - Kendall: Hey, hey, hey! 1022 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,711 What up, motherfuckers? 1023 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,547 Sorry I'm late. What are we arguing about? 1024 00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:10,234 - What's wrong with him? - Kendall: Oh, where do we start? 1025 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:12,343 (Sighs) I'm off my nut, folks. 1026 00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:14,929 - Off my fucking nut. - Shiv: Oh, my god. 1027 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:16,472 Like all the papers said. 1028 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:19,350 Your dreams have come true. Congratulations. 1029 00:50:19,434 --> 00:50:21,978 Just so you know, I think things are good with the launch. 1030 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:25,023 - I talked to the guy... - Kendall: He doesn't care, ro. 1031 00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:27,233 He doesn't even fucking notice. 1032 00:50:27,317 --> 00:50:29,527 Dad, give him a high five. 1033 00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:31,237 Come on. He's waiting. Dad? 1034 00:50:31,321 --> 00:50:34,199 You'd do that to me? Eavis. 1035 00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,868 The one senate member who wants to fuck me ragged. 1036 00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:41,164 On the same side as those animals that hit me with a bag of piss. 1037 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,684 It's my work, dad. You of all people ought to understand that. 1038 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:46,085 Work? It's rebellion! Sabotage! 1039 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:48,504 Shiv: Oh, yeah, of course, 'cause it's all about you. 1040 00:50:48,588 --> 00:50:52,300 Not that I might be in agreement with his points about the purchases, 1041 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:55,428 - or just maybe his whole philosophy. - Phhosophy? 1042 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:58,473 This is nothing but a miserable deliberate attempt 1043 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,850 to undermine my whole business strategy. 1044 00:51:00,934 --> 00:51:03,770 Kendall: (Laughs) You don't have a business strategy, dad. 1045 00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:08,316 Your whole business model is based on seducing presidents. 1046 00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,610 You're a really high-class hooker. 1047 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:12,028 - No offense. - Connor: Hey. 1048 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:13,446 Willa: Fuck off. 1049 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:16,282 It's fine. My aunt's an addict. 1050 00:51:16,366 --> 00:51:18,243 It's been a long day. It's been really nice 1051 00:51:18,326 --> 00:51:19,994 getting to know you all a bit better. 1052 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:22,038 - Good night. - Good night. 1053 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:25,416 I gotta say I feel a little bit used today, pa. 1054 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,127 Oh, for fuck's sake. Not you, too. 1055 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:30,255 Where we are and all that's happened, 1056 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:32,274 and then even tonight you have to go off and work? 1057 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:34,592 I made some calls. Jesus. Can't you wait? 1058 00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:36,552 Can iwait for you to finish a few calls? 1059 00:51:36,636 --> 00:51:40,390 Yeah, I think so. I think so, pa. I've had a bit of practice. 1060 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:42,600 - Connor. - Connor: Quite a bit. 1061 00:51:42,684 --> 00:51:46,980 Connor, your father has been busy dealing with these two traitors. 1062 00:51:47,063 --> 00:51:50,400 Disagreeing with dad is not treason. 1063 00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:52,753 Mmm. But trying to make one of his biggest enemies president 1064 00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,028 is kind of a "fuck you." 1065 00:51:54,112 --> 00:51:56,239 Oh, hey, dad. Dad. 1066 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,449 I like those stories you planted about me. 1067 00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:00,410 That was... 1068 00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:03,037 - Yes. You forced my hand. - There it is. 1069 00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:06,291 Yes! And he's fucking lucky that was all. 1070 00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:11,212 What you kids do not understand, it's all part of the game. 1071 00:52:11,296 --> 00:52:12,816 Kendall: Oh, it's all part of the game. 1072 00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:14,757 Come on, everybody. 1073 00:52:14,841 --> 00:52:17,719 It's a rootin'-tootin' super fucking fun game 1074 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,429 for all the family! 1075 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:21,264 Step right up! 1076 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:24,851 You run towards politics to prove that you're your own man. 1077 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:27,812 Fine. But that's not principle. 1078 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:30,440 You're scared to compete. 1079 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:33,067 You're marrying a man fathoms beneath you 1080 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:36,279 because you don't want to risk being betrayed. 1081 00:52:36,362 --> 00:52:38,197 You're a fucking coward. 1082 00:52:40,033 --> 00:52:41,075 Wow. 1083 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,870 Wow. You are just beyond. 1084 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,837 You know, I was born lucky. 1085 00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,298 I'm a lucky person. 1086 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:56,924 I realize that. 1087 00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:02,180 And you're so fucking jealous, aren't you? 1088 00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,892 You're so fucking jealous of what you've given your own kids. 1089 00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:08,311 You can't handle it. 1090 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:10,480 You can't work it out. 1091 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,107 If I had spoken to my uncle like that... 1092 00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:15,651 What? Hmm? What would evil uncle Noah do? 1093 00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,488 Calling your daughter a coward till she cries? 1094 00:53:18,571 --> 00:53:20,865 - Big man. - Logan. Logan. Logan. 1095 00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,700 Logan. Logan! 1096 00:53:25,453 --> 00:53:28,915 You are a fucking nobody. 1097 00:53:28,998 --> 00:53:30,917 Fucking nobody. 1098 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,093 (Footsteps receding) 1099 00:54:42,488 --> 00:54:43,674 - As always. - Willa: Good to see you. 1100 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:44,824 I'm sorry. You know. 1101 00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:46,534 - No. It's fine. - Well, 1102 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:48,327 you know, it wasn't great. 1103 00:54:48,411 --> 00:54:49,513 But you had some fun, right? 1104 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:50,764 - Yeah. - You had some fun here? 1105 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:53,833 - Okay. You come back and see me? - Yeah. 1106 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,269 - It was really fun. - Buddy, I'm sorry. 1107 00:54:55,293 --> 00:54:56,562 -No, don't -it was just such a drag. 1108 00:54:56,586 --> 00:54:58,087 Tom: No, no. It was good fun. 1109 00:54:58,171 --> 00:54:59,982 - You had some fun, right? - Tom: Yeah, absolutely. 1110 00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:02,508 - Connor: All right, bye. - Okay. Bye. 1111 00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:06,095 Tom: Bye-bye. Connor: Call me. 1112 00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:16,606 Connor: It's funny, I wanted 'em all here. 1113 00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:19,275 But I feel relieved they're starting to go. 1114 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:21,110 Willa: Hmm. 1115 00:55:21,277 --> 00:55:23,029 It'll be nicer when it's just us. 1116 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,618 How far is it to a Starbucks? 1117 00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:31,746 - I have pods. - Okay. Great. 1118 00:55:44,342 --> 00:55:46,052 (Sniffs) 1119 00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:08,115 Marcia: That's it. There you go. 1120 00:56:27,969 --> 00:56:29,178 Marcia: All right.