1 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,723 Joan: Okay, that's right, along the edge. 2 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,351 Good. That's good. 3 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:19,604 Don't patronize me. Walking is not good. 4 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,647 - It's fucking normal. - I'm not. 5 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:23,482 That is good, Mr. Roy. 6 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,526 I need to sit down. 7 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:27,028 - Chair. - Marcia: Logan, 8 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,530 if you're not well enough for the charity dinner, 9 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,742 I'll maybe go with this handsome young man. 10 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:36,037 Okay. Now, this is a little trickier. 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:38,664 This is the proprioception, 12 00:00:38,748 --> 00:00:40,708 that's side to side. 13 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,840 Turn it off. It's like being inside a fucking commercial. 14 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,057 There you go. 15 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,351 You turn it off yourself. 16 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,019 Come on. 17 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,485 Where the fuck's she going? 18 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,005 Thank you. 19 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:02,350 Rava, hey, did you decide yet about tomorrow night? 20 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:05,394 It's kind of a big night for me. I'm making dad's recny ball speech. 21 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:10,149 I just kind of assumed your "hopefully" was a "yes." 22 00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,487 Are you serious? 23 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:17,323 Woman: It's second quarter gdp numbers 24 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:19,241 that showed the us economy 25 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:23,037 maintained a brisk pace of growth at a 2.8% annual rate. 26 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,039 How was la? 27 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,291 Great. They're all fucking nuts, but great. 28 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,710 Hey, can you get onto Lance about my speech? 29 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,754 And can we get one of the late night guys to, uh, 30 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:34,298 - you know, cook me up a bit? - A bit? 31 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,385 Yeah, a bit. You know, a selection ofjokes and riffs? 32 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:39,678 You're gonna do a joke? 33 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:44,308 What does that mean? I was fucking king of the "lampoon." 34 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,935 Kicked their distribution into shape. 35 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,270 - I cleared your morning... - Who's in my dad's... 36 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:49,814 Because your dad wants to see you. 37 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,566 Guess you didn't know that. 38 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,237 No, I didn't know, but... 39 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,864 It's great news. Right? 40 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:02,034 - Did you know? - No, but it's great. 41 00:04:02,368 --> 00:04:03,828 Sure. Oh, sure. 42 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,623 Shouldn't he have told you? 43 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,544 Okay, listen, 44 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:15,214 I'll just, uh... get myself straight 45 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,551 and go and see the old... Fucking goat. 46 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,180 Okay. 47 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,608 You look good. 48 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:37,278 - Well, yeah. Well, thank you. - Mmm-hmm. 49 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:39,822 Vvhoops! 50 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:44,702 Uh, grace... okay, see, this is why your staying here doesn't work. 51 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,330 There are five bathrooms in this place and you're here. Why are you here? 52 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,332 Right now I have to fart, and I'm not. 53 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,668 Like, I'm physically not farting because you're here. 54 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,517 - Okay. - Just feeling a little oppressed, 55 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:56,714 is all. Okay? Thank you. 56 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,420 So I'm gonna speak to Connor 57 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,148 - and confirm table arrangements. - Uh-huh. 58 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:05,181 We're hosting same as last year, plus Joyce and Daniel. 59 00:05:05,431 --> 00:05:06,807 Is that okay? 60 00:05:07,016 --> 00:05:08,934 I didn't go last year, shiv. 61 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:10,936 Yes, you did. 62 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,315 Remember we had that racist Belgian gs guy? 63 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,067 And his wife who wanted to kill herself? 64 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,820 Siobhan, I think I would remember 65 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:23,073 our first Roy endowment creative New York ball together. 66 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,285 I was trapped in Hong Kong, scoping out theme parks. 67 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,078 - Really? - Yeah. Honey, 68 00:05:28,704 --> 00:05:30,724 growing up, I used to look at the pictures of the recny 69 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:32,750 in mom's vanity fairs. 70 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,878 And now, a little boy from St. Paul is going, 71 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,797 with the most beautiful gal in the world. 72 00:05:41,884 --> 00:05:43,594 - What the fuck? - What? 73 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,016 It's quite a haunting image, isn't it? 74 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,393 The eye almost seems to follow you around the room. 75 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,561 Sh iv: What is this? 76 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,397 You know, your client, the future senator? 77 00:05:55,481 --> 00:05:58,192 Apparently, this is her husband's asshole. 78 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,569 What? Fuck off. Can you prove that? 79 00:06:00,653 --> 00:06:02,571 He posted it himself with the caption: 80 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:05,241 "Check out my asshole." 81 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,076 It was on a site called filthy rich. 82 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:10,246 - Has everybody got it? - Um, just us, ibelieve, right now. 83 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:13,707 Leaked to atn. My buddy thought I'd be intrigued. 84 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,001 - All right, well, bring it on. - Ooh, feisty. 85 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,837 - They're not gonna run it? - It's dirty, it's weird, 86 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:20,923 and it's evidence 87 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,467 of precisely the kind of disgusting 88 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:27,179 liberal Metro butt-love that makes our viewership 89 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,806 angry enough to buy pharmaceuticals. 90 00:06:29,765 --> 00:06:31,850 - Oh, okay, fuck you very much. - Okay, well, 91 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,978 hate to be the bearer of bad news. 92 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,564 What do we call it, "an intimate part of his body"? 93 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,857 No! That sounds like his dick. 94 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,819 Or just his "anus"? 95 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,445 "Anus"? 96 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,281 At breakfast? 97 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,324 That's a fucking juice-dropper. 98 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:50,160 "A very private part of his body." 99 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:53,330 It's boring. And she needs to get more sleep. 100 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:55,583 - Karen. - Karen: Yeah? 101 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,043 - You sleeping okay? - I thought so. 102 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,963 Yeah? Are you sleeping on your face? 103 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,047 Ooh! 104 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,550 I'm just kidding. You look great. 105 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,468 How about me, darling? How do I look? 106 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,929 Fie, Mark. Fuckable in an emergency. 107 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,931 Now, if we don't call out this frigid, 108 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:13,976 little phony, who will? 109 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,562 Yeah. Good. 110 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:18,772 Hey, dad. 111 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,011 I didn't know you were coming in. 112 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,736 Did Gerri? 113 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:25,696 Do I need permission? 114 00:07:26,322 --> 00:07:28,490 - Hey, come on. Screw you. - Just making sure 115 00:07:28,574 --> 00:07:31,243 you're not selling any more of the company from under me. 116 00:07:32,036 --> 00:07:33,787 Oh, you want to get into that? 117 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:37,791 You... you put a hole in us by taking on a shitload of debt. 118 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:40,169 But look, this is, uh... 119 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,463 It's great to see you. 120 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,216 You sure you're okay? 121 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,512 Maybe you should get a briefing and get some rest, yeah? 122 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:52,431 Yeah. 123 00:07:55,726 --> 00:07:56,727 Joseph! 124 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:59,146 Bring the wheelchair! I need to take a leak! 125 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:21,126 Hey. So, uh, dad's back. 126 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,420 Back where? Back in the chair? 127 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,713 Seems kind of fast, right? 128 00:08:24,797 --> 00:08:26,840 But, you know, it's good, obviously. 129 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:29,593 You'd love it if his brain fell out the back of his head. 130 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,347 - Jesus. I'm just scared in case... - You're scared in case he tries 131 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:36,183 to push you out and your plans for, you know, 132 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,560 uber for news and Facebook for cats 133 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,270 and open-plan office. 134 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,148 You want a dance platform jerking off idea gloop 135 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:45,567 into think boxes. 136 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,361 I gotta go. 137 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,488 - Roman. Good morning. - Frank. 138 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:52,574 No, correction, it is not a good morning from my pov 139 00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:54,451 because you're here and I fucking hate you. 140 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:55,869 Come on, kid. 141 00:08:55,953 --> 00:08:58,789 - What the fuck is going on? - Your dad asked me to come back. 142 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:01,208 Oh, the fucking... 143 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,044 The weasel prevails. 144 00:09:04,336 --> 00:09:06,130 That'd be a good name for your autobiography, 145 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,298 if they did books byjerks. 146 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,217 God, you're pathetic. 147 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:13,887 - He apologized. - Sure. He didn't apologize when he 148 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,199 - hit our au pair with his car. - He wants me to show you the ropes. 149 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,518 - "Her fault being short," he said. - Okay. 150 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:21,270 - Nothing else? - What do you mean? 151 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,565 I mean, in terms of what went up there. 152 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,109 Because first it's a finger, then it's a fist. 153 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,820 Then it's a dildo shaped like Richard Nixon. 154 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,823 Fuck this! 155 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,534 - A man wouldn't be getting this. - Mmm-hmm. 156 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:38,996 Let's say that. 157 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,706 Yeah, agreed. 158 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:44,042 Hundred percent. But for us, now, 159 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,044 this isn't gonna go away, so we need 160 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:48,213 to be clear, we need to know the details. 161 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,137 I think you need to talk to your husband again. 162 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,093 It's not going away because atn won't let it go away. 163 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:54,817 So I think you should talk to your father. 164 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:11,820 Connor: I just hope the seating plan holds. 165 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,031 If it does, 166 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,241 look out, middle east, 167 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:19,036 'cause I can fix anything. 168 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,917 I just want you to know you're the best damn bunch of people 169 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,170 I ever had the honor to work for. Thank you very much. 170 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,422 Here he comes. 171 00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:34,343 Bill. The best boss that ever lived. 172 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,721 It's like mandela fucked Santa and gave birth to bill. 173 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,264 Thank you, everybody. 174 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:40,808 Did you hear about Logan? 175 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,893 They say he came in. 176 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,898 Yeah, I knew, but I couldn't say. 177 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,191 Bill: Thank you. 178 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,527 Thank you so much. 179 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,655 Come on, you genial old fucker. 180 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,282 Get in here already, before it's time for me to retire. 181 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,202 - Hey, bill! - Tom! Sorry about all that. 182 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,995 No problem, bill! I just hope one day 183 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,748 I can eventually inspire similar affection. 184 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:10,087 This is, uh... this is Greg, a new kid I took under my wing when I started. 185 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,922 - Oh. - I'm actually a part of the fam... 186 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,132 Doesn't need to hear your life story, Greg. 187 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,136 - So, thanks for everything. - No. 188 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:21,014 But listen, before I do the final photo, 189 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:24,351 there's a... thing I need to mention. 190 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,812 - Cool. - You know, just us? 191 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,316 - Oh. Yeah. - Yeah? 192 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,670 - Great to meet you. - Yeah. Thanks for understanding. 193 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,363 - Thank you, bill. - You're welcome. 194 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,658 Okay. So, uh... 195 00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,494 I've turned off the Wi-Fi, 196 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:46,415 and... this is... 197 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,167 This is air-gapped, 198 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:53,005 so I'm gonna create a word document for you, 199 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,382 and then I'm gonna print it, because I don't want 200 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,134 anything with my handwriting on it. 201 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,719 I think someone has been watching 202 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,722 a few too many spy movies since they retired, eh, bill. 203 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,350 Yeah, maybe. 204 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,228 Ah, here. 205 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,855 This... 206 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,817 This is the number of a set of storage files in the depository, 207 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,654 and the subject is, well, something that... 208 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,657 It's not a big deal, but it needs to be handled, 209 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,910 and, uh... you're in the family. 210 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,039 So... this is the name of the legal office 211 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,833 that is the intermediary, and this 212 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,543 is the person 213 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:35,172 outside the firm that we've been using as a firewall 214 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,008 to deal with the blowback from the ndas. 215 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,137 I mean, it's not a big deal, Tom. 216 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,556 - Right, but what is it, bill? - Well... 217 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,727 You have two viable options. 218 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,522 I can tell you everything, and that's fine. 219 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:56,276 Or I can not tell you, and... you wouldn't know, 220 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,655 and then you can steer clear of the whole death pit. 221 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,406 And that would be fine, too. 222 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,201 - Ah... - So, I mean, the nice news is, 223 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,371 either way, both ways, everything is fine. 224 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,123 Just keep the nuclear rods cool, nothing's gonna blow. 225 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,501 Okay, so there's the death pit 226 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:15,671 and at the bottom of the death pit there's nuclear rods? 227 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,047 Well... 228 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,924 You wanna give me the good news now, bill? 229 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,927 Um... 230 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,388 - Bill: Excuse me. - Photographer's ready. 231 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,264 Terrific! Thanks, Kelly. 232 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,434 And... 233 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,479 Print. 234 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,940 Okay, you need to tell dad to back the fuck off. 235 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,484 Shouldn't you be at 1 oak or something by now? 236 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,778 You know he rehired frank to babysit me? 237 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,625 I don't need a babysitter. Okay? Especially one I don't get to fuck. 238 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,241 - Seriously? Frank is back? - Yes. 239 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,618 Yeah. I mean, you're ceo. Can he even do that? 240 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,954 I don't... 241 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,038 It's... it's a question. 242 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,307 Okay, well, have a talk with him, 243 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,667 tell him to butt out because we are running the show now. 244 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,712 Tell him he needs to go back to bed and eat some soup, get some rest. 245 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,296 Look, relax, okay? 246 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,675 The, you know, the dinosaur 247 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,387 is having one last roar at the meteor before it wipes him out. 248 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,222 But look, hey... 249 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,851 - You're doing a great job. - Thank you. Thanks, man. 250 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,815 It's actually good to hear. It's a big job. 251 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,692 I know it, bro. Tell me about it. 252 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,777 Well, do you want some help? I can help you. 253 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,864 We can tag-team it on dad's speech at sad sack wasp trap. 254 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:28,410 Um, I guess, yeah. I mean, it is a ceo thing. 255 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,289 So, I mean, like I have a whole thing prepared 256 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,958 - with jokes, and so... - You're doing jokes? 257 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,544 Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm funny. 258 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,629 Yup. I'm sure you're gonna kill it. 259 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,673 - Who you taking? - Uh... no one. 260 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,675 - Rava's busy. - Doesn't want to? Got it. 261 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,178 - So, maybe I'll roll solo. - How's that gonna look? 262 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,346 Ceo can't get an ugly sister to go to the ball? 263 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:50,891 - You know who I'd like to take? - Hmm? 264 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,144 Anna Newman. That blond chick from atn. 265 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,521 Oh, shit, yeah! Oh, I'd fuck that in a minute. 266 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,232 - Take her. - It's not cool. I'm her boss. 267 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:02,778 Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck. 268 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,155 "Excuse me, would it be cool, 269 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,449 "because I have something very secret in my pants. 270 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,927 "Would it be okay to show, please? Or is that a trigger warning?" 271 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,120 Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fucking lawsuit. 272 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,498 Uh, no, I'm honest, I'm just, like, 273 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,000 "hey, I like your face. I wanna fuck your face. 274 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,418 "Can I come on your face?" 275 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,921 Which is why my face is drowning in pussy 276 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,798 and you're not fucking your wife. 277 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,384 Too far. 278 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,721 Sorry, it's just... Ooh, them's the facts. 279 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:41,149 No, thank you! Please leave me alone! 280 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,234 Please! Thank you! 281 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,281 I got it, I got it. 282 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,659 - Morning. - Morning. 283 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,748 Okay. Give me a hand. Yeah. 284 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,546 Personal first, then the corporal. 285 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,464 Corporate. 286 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,427 Okay. Well... personal, nothing much. 287 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,096 Pre-ball piece, uh, 288 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,181 profiles of endowment recipients, 289 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:17,185 that's all great, and, uh, just a little piece on your health, 290 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:19,437 but I don't think you need to hear that. 291 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,565 Say it. 292 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,864 "Kendall Roy will give the traditional address 293 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,866 "at the recny charity ball tonight, 294 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,201 "in a sign that even after recovery from his stroke, 295 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,121 "Logan Roy is intending to wind down 296 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,664 "from public duties." 297 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,961 Where did he get that? Who gave him that? 298 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:46,256 - I don't know. - Well, here's an idea: Find out. 299 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,385 Or find some other prick to pay you a million a fucking year. 300 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,347 Okay. 301 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,499 Connor: I just gotta tell you, handling the ball, 302 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,443 it's just not a big deal for me, which is the thing that's so nice. 303 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,528 It is not a big deal. 304 00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,823 Winding down. Winding fucking down. I'm winding up. 305 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,451 Connor: It's just funny, being in charge. 306 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:18,496 I remember years ago, I'd be at the table between you and mom 307 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,750 and we'd look down, and there'd be the mayor, 308 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,502 and all the names of old New York, 309 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,838 and you'd whisper in my ear, you'd say, 310 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:30,467 "that aster used to be that, and he ran this 311 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,552 "till he snafued that, 312 00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:36,598 "and he's porking her, and she's a slut." 313 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,642 And it was just... 314 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:42,145 A very lovely time. 315 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,523 Yeah. Your mom loved all that. 316 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,652 Fucking wasp trap. 317 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,297 What would you think about me 318 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,757 taking over a little on the foundation? 319 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:55,384 I mean, could we pivot it away from sick kids and contemporary dance 320 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,410 and toward tax reform? 321 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,454 To be frank, everyone's dancing anyway, 322 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:02,207 and there are a lot of charities that cater to sad sacks... 323 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,042 God knows I love 'em, but, hey, what about 324 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,670 lending a hand to stimulate free enterprise? 325 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,215 Yeah, well, let's... Let's see how tonight goes. 326 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,717 Yeah. 327 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,972 I don't have time for this shit. 328 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,977 -Hey. 329 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,647 So... look... 330 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,984 I want you to call off your dogs. 331 00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:30,360 Mmm-hmm. 332 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:34,322 Because this obsession with Joyce, it's... it's out of line. 333 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,409 It's sitting very high on your half hour. 334 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,369 Huh. 335 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,164 And it's vindictive. 336 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,500 And actually, it's bad for democracy. 337 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,716 Are you going to respond? 338 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,969 Well, I think it's important to remember that 339 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,305 I'm not the one taking pictures of my asshole here. 340 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,392 Yeah. 341 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,997 Are you running this because you think my dad likes this shit? 342 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,065 Oh, he wouldn't put that kind of pressure on his people. 343 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:11,860 Okay. 344 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,447 If I could get some nasty little tidbits on some other folk, 345 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,573 could you ramp this down? 346 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,034 We're not the only ones running it, shiv. 347 00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:22,620 - It's a hugely popular story. - Yeah, but you're leading it, Eva. 348 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,623 You had a ten-minute "sexpert" segment on 349 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,418 "how to keep your man happy in bed," on a news channel. 350 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,587 Okay, you've said your piece, so... 351 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,089 - And I've listened. - Great. 352 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,799 Great. 353 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,762 Actually, no. You know what? I'm saying as her strategist, 354 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,640 this level of attack begins to reflect on your professional judgment. 355 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:47,479 And you need to think about the future because this... this is the old world. 356 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,773 And someday, in this world, things will change. 357 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,418 You know, iwouldn't let any other strategist in the building, 358 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,777 let alone this roor. 359 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,111 Well, I am very grateful. 360 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,530 So when we're talking professional judgment, 361 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,991 good to bear in mind that you're only here 362 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,411 because your name matches the one carved on the building. 363 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,336 Kendall: Okay, last thing, for the press and comms, 364 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,296 it's clear, right, that I'm ceo. 365 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,566 We hope one day my dad will be back, we don't know when. 366 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,550 - Great. Thank you. - Thanks, guys. 367 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,848 Hey, Kendall. Stewy's here. I just put him in the south tank 368 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,934 in case you want to keep it on the dl. 369 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:30,063 - Hey, Kendall. Can I grab five? - Uh-huh. 370 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,317 There's something... 371 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,152 Something that you don't know about, 372 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,030 and maybe it's probably something that you don't want to know about... 373 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,826 And... 374 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,203 You know what my dad always said? 375 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,914 He'd say he loved all his employees, 376 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,725 but he particularly loved the guys who ate 377 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,501 the shit for him and he never even knew it. 378 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,753 Got it. 379 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,297 Got it. Excuse me while I get myself a knife and a fork 380 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,091 and some hollandaise. 381 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,016 - Stewart: Hey! - Hey, bro. 382 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,476 How's it going? 383 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,271 - Good. What's up? - So your dad's in? 384 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,647 Yup, he made it in. 385 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,858 Which we were all delighted about. 386 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,776 - You were delighted about? - Sure. 387 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,695 Sure. What's the story? 388 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,865 No, he's great, he likes to remind us he's still alive. 389 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:25,952 It's great to get his take, but he needs a lot of rest. 390 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,372 - Dad. Just talking about you. - Sir Roy. Logan. 391 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,125 It's just great to see you. How have you been? 392 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,210 So you're the little schmuck 393 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,671 who owns such a big chunk of me. 394 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,175 Dad, it's stewy. You guys have met, like, a million times. 395 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,634 Excuse me barging in, 396 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:44,888 it's just Gerri told me I have a meeting with opalite later, 397 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,641 just to say, "I like it. Buy it." 398 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,519 - Okay, Ken? - Okay, good thought. Uh... 399 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,272 I'll come find you and we can discuss. 400 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,691 Sure, but if I don't see you, I want it. 401 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,985 Okay... 402 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,156 Well, it's not necessarily the best option in the sector, 403 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,743 so... so, yeah, but we can... 404 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,829 I want us into data mining. Buy it. 405 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,081 It's a really rooded sector, okay? 406 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:14,209 Lot of hustlers, lots of bullshit. 407 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:15,710 It's a gold rush. 408 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,295 Oh, yeah. 409 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:19,172 And who wants gold? 410 00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,967 Make them an offer they get excited about. 411 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:26,763 Make them an offer they want to tell their wives about at night. 412 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,598 Nice outdated sexism, dad, 413 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,017 but I'm sure you're all over the data mining. 414 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,236 I'm sorry? You okay? Dad? 415 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,281 Hey, should I get... someone? 416 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,909 Maybe you should go home. Yeah? 417 00:22:47,992 --> 00:22:51,579 I just... need to piss. 418 00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,459 Okay. 419 00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,880 Great. Well, thanks for sharing, old guy. 420 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,258 - Glad he's gonna go piss. - Uh, sorry. You know. 421 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,717 - He's still recovering. - Mmm-hmm. 422 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,636 Listen, just technically, 423 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:10,598 and I don't want to sound reductive, Ken, 424 00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,935 but... who's in charge right now? 425 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,979 Me. I am. 426 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,649 Legally and effectively. 427 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,603 Okay, Rick, thanks for that. 428 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:58,021 Thank you. 429 00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,522 Very useful. Thanks. 430 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:08,156 Fuck off. 431 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:18,958 Hey. 432 00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:34,682 So, Greg... listen. 433 00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:38,478 I just had a meeting with my private attorney and... 434 00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,691 It seems I have been exposed to a virus. 435 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,320 - Oh... right. - Yeah. 436 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,323 Sit down. 437 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,994 It's a deadly virus. 438 00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,122 And... 439 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:01,709 And now... now I'm fucked! 440 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,339 Forever. 441 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,717 - It sounds bad. - It is bad. 442 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,804 It is. And I kind of need to share it. 443 00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,931 But anyone I talk to... 444 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,520 Anyone I talk to, I effectively kill. 445 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,482 Here. 446 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,611 That's the death pit, Greg. 447 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,196 Take a look. 448 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:35,493 I mean, I feel like I might not like it in the death pit. 449 00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:38,830 Go ahead. 450 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:43,334 You're family. 451 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,421 Thank you. 452 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,929 - It's complicated. - Kind of, yeah. But not really. 453 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,640 For a number of years there was an unofficial company policy 454 00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,476 on the cruise lines that if there was a serious criminal incident, 455 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:02,770 we would, if possible, sail, not home, 456 00:26:02,854 --> 00:26:05,648 but to a Caribbean or south American port 457 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,900 where there were so-called "friendly" authorities, 458 00:26:07,984 --> 00:26:10,361 and we could minimize the incident to avoid negative PR. 459 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,822 - Incidents like... - Theft. Sexual assault. 460 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,699 Rape. Murder. 461 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,784 Okay. The bad ones. 462 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:18,745 Yeah. There's hundreds in there. 463 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,622 You know, the head of cruises himself, Lester, 464 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:24,125 would go on these entertainment tours, 465 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,502 - meeting the dancers. - Mmm-hmm. 466 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:30,548 And extending the contracts of the ones that would suck him off. 467 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,676 Everyone we could, we paid off, we hushed up. 468 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,094 But there are emails, 469 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:37,555 there's correspondence... It's ready to blow. 470 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,766 It's a fucking time bomb. 471 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,602 - So, what are you gonna do? - I don't know! I don't know! 472 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:45,229 Because anyone I ask for advice, I make complicit. 473 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:48,357 If you know about this stuff, you should tell. 474 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,902 But you can't, because you're gonna spread the virus. 475 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,324 I have the virus, don't I? 476 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,409 Okay, Ken... 477 00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:02,205 Why don't you grab the opalite material? 478 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,792 Uh, well, as I explained, dad, 479 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:09,504 I think they're kind of snake oil salesmen, you know? 480 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,507 Like, they're the people who you buy a refrigerator 481 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,592 and their algorithm is sending you 482 00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:17,595 thirty ads for more fridges. Great algo. 483 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:21,307 Well, you're the business genius who sold me out to this fucker... 484 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,935 So I'd like to hear Stewart's thoughts. 485 00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,854 - Okay, I'll get Jess to... - It's a 30-fucking-second 486 00:27:26,938 --> 00:27:28,272 walk away, son. 487 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,446 Sure. 488 00:27:38,074 --> 00:27:39,575 So, Stewart... 489 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,254 Jess. Hey, Jess? 490 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,673 - Yeah? - Has anyone been... 491 00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:56,217 Yeah, your dad came in for, like, two minutes. 492 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,373 What the... 493 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:30,418 Oh, Jesus, fuck. 494 00:28:43,431 --> 00:28:45,182 Just like gone in... 495 00:28:45,266 --> 00:28:46,726 Hey. 496 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:50,688 So, I think we're buying. 497 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,025 - Good with you, Stewart? - You're the boss. 498 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,613 All good? 499 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:05,786 Stewart, are you going to the sad sack wasp trap tonight? 500 00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:08,915 - The... - He means the recny ball. 501 00:29:08,998 --> 00:29:11,751 Oh, yes. I am. I'm sorry to hear that you're not gonna make it. 502 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,753 Oh, no, no, I'll be there. 503 00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:16,005 Well, I'm paying for the fucking thing, 504 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,757 so I might as well go. 505 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:19,175 Stewart: Yeah. 506 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,762 Frank: You sure it was him? 507 00:29:22,845 --> 00:29:25,115 Kendall: You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss? 508 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,891 Gerri: Maybe someone spilled something. 509 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,560 Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture 510 00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:31,687 I forgot about melted. It's urine. 511 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,898 Roman: This isn't a false flag, is it? 512 00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,566 Did you piss on your own floor? 513 00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:39,654 Why are you looking like that? What if people knew? 514 00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:43,366 - Gerri, you gotta talk to him. - What do you want me to say? 515 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,826 Well, first, tell him where to go pee-pee and poo-poo. 516 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,787 Kendall: He came in, he was talking to stewy. 517 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:49,681 What's he gonna do next, startjizzing in my coffee? 518 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:52,541 - Take a dump on my iPad? - He's still in recovery mode. 519 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,336 If he thinks he's okay to come back, he should talk to you, 520 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,339 Gerri and the nominating committee and set a date. Right? 521 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,300 Well, technically, but it's kind of a gray area because... 522 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:03,761 - He says he's coming tonight. - Roman: You're kidding. 523 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,113 Frank: Okay, now that's a concern, 524 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:08,057 because obviously with major investors and press on hand. 525 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,935 Kendall: Yeah, I know. What if he freaks out? 526 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:13,020 What if he falls asleep in his soup? 527 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:15,117 What if he starts shouting racist comments? 528 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,625 Roman: Just another Saturday night, baby. 529 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:20,236 We have a fiduciary duty not to let the company look... nuts. 530 00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,806 What did you do, Kendall, when you realized he'd done this? 531 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,908 - What did I do? - Yeah. How did you respond? 532 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,745 I don't know, I didn't want to humiliate him. 533 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,165 What? 534 00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:39,564 Dr. Judith: This would be the third injection 535 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:40,965 I've given you in a month. 536 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,800 He feels he needs to be there. 537 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,011 You're only meant to have three in a year. 538 00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:46,637 No wonder you're not sleeping. 539 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:49,223 You're risking long-term nerve damage. 540 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:52,977 Jab, not jabber. 541 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,354 Shut up and shoot up. 542 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:01,569 Sweetie? Really do with some advice. 543 00:31:01,819 --> 00:31:04,113 - Yeah? - So, look, I don't... 544 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,116 I don't wanna get you into this, but... 545 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,076 Well, bill told me, 546 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,161 as part of the handover, 547 00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:12,204 - where some of the bodies were buried. - Mmm-hmm. 548 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:15,541 And they're not very well-buried bodies, 549 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,168 and they're not really even bodies, 550 00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:20,212 they're... kind of zombies. 551 00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:23,007 They're ready to rise up from the dead 552 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,760 - at any moment and kill me. - Uh-huh. 553 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:29,221 I'm worried that... That if it does come out, 554 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,766 and it's sort of... It's kind of bound to come out, 555 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,934 and it's while I'm in charge, I'm dead, 556 00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,770 because I know, and I'm not doing anything. 557 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:39,190 But if I do do something, I've gotta, you know, do something. 558 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,859 - Right. - And I'd like to, you know, 559 00:31:41,942 --> 00:31:45,905 not... obviously, not carry the can, but maybe do the right thing. 560 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:47,698 Okay. 561 00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,450 And what is the right thing? 562 00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:52,912 Well, what I'm thinking... Is a press conference. 563 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:55,664 - Oh? - Yeah. And tell... get everybody in, 564 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,083 tell all the top execs 565 00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:00,002 and the law guys and we go public. 566 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,047 Open investigation, disinfectant of sunlight, 567 00:32:03,214 --> 00:32:05,841 and... we... we pin the rap 568 00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:08,302 on a tight group of naughty, rotten apples. 569 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,262 - Oh. Okay. - Uh-huh. 570 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:12,598 - Well, that sounds brave. - Yes! 571 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,517 Right. Is that good? 572 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,162 I'm sorry, can we circle back? 573 00:32:17,186 --> 00:32:18,706 I just... I gotta take this from Joyce. 574 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,273 Yeah? 575 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,776 Look, I did what I can. 576 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:25,212 It's dropping down the running order. 577 00:32:25,236 --> 00:32:27,696 But long-term, you gotta ask yourself, 578 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,508 will your husband's dirty pink asshole 579 00:32:29,532 --> 00:32:33,035 go nicely with that lovely white house on Pennsylvania Avenue? 580 00:32:43,337 --> 00:32:44,505 Man: Wave, Roman! 581 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,620 Marcia: Wait for me. 582 00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,249 Thank you. 583 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,295 - Wait, wait, wait. - I'm okay. 584 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,298 Marcia: All right. Okay. 585 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:29,967 You're okay? 586 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:35,347 I don't think I can do this. 587 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,517 Yes, you can. Vas-y and fuck them. 588 00:33:38,601 --> 00:33:41,312 - Yeah. - Okay. Let's go. 589 00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:59,330 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 590 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,165 Excuse me! 591 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,833 Okay, what the hell is this? 592 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,293 Woman: Uh, fork? 593 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:07,046 Forks are to be placed thusly. 594 00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:10,257 This is how they do it at a Dakota dude ranch. 595 00:34:10,341 --> 00:34:12,301 This is how we do it at the recny ball. 596 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,428 Now, please go check every other fork. 597 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,140 - It's unbelievable. - Hmm. 598 00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:21,477 Now, why is everyone standing on this side of the room? 599 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,063 The room is growing lopsided. 600 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,774 - Let's lead them. - What? 601 00:34:26,857 --> 00:34:28,817 Like sheep, Willa, let's lead them like sheep. 602 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,338 Go around this way and corral them. Corral them this way, okay? 603 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:33,447 - I'm gonna... I'm gonna go this way. - Okay. 604 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,658 Hello! Everyone! 605 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:37,868 - Everyone! Hi! - Willa: Come on, everybody. 606 00:34:38,202 --> 00:34:40,287 Sorry to interrupt, you all look fabulous, 607 00:34:40,371 --> 00:34:42,766 I just want to say if you're having trouble getting a drink over there, 608 00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,333 identical bar over here... 609 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,769 Willa: If you could just go to this side. 610 00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:48,629 Enjoy the space, there's acres of it. So, have a good time. 611 00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:50,756 The signature cocktail? Too avant-garde. 612 00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:52,319 The servers are creating bottlenecks. 613 00:34:52,383 --> 00:34:54,385 They put Pesto in the gin, it's a disaster. 614 00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:57,596 There's no flow, the evening is congealing, there is no flow. 615 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,600 Mark Morris, yeah, so my... my dad's first wife 616 00:35:02,059 --> 00:35:04,353 thought she was gonna empty the ghettos 617 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:07,523 and get everyone into ballet when they started this thing. 618 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,566 - Yeah. - So patronizing. 619 00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,318 What are you drinking? 620 00:35:12,903 --> 00:35:15,114 - A white wine. - Can we get a white wine? 621 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:18,367 A couple of kids who got into New York City ballet still... 622 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,537 Send us cards at Christmas, because that's nice or whatever. 623 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,871 No, that's nice. 624 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,624 Yeah. It's... 625 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,544 It's dumb, but it's cool. 626 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,254 Can I have a bitters and soda? 627 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:35,009 I'm actually kind of nervous about the speech. 628 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,927 - Are you? - Yeah. 629 00:35:37,011 --> 00:35:39,847 Maybe you can give me some pointers. 630 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,474 You're the atn pro, actually. 631 00:35:45,144 --> 00:35:48,147 Good, good. Is that too wry? 632 00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:52,151 About our good works? Is that, like, snitty? 633 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,361 Uh... well, there's all this, 634 00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:56,280 like, three pages of, you know, 635 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,283 about you and the family, and the good works and the big hearts, 636 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:02,244 and on and on and on. 637 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:05,372 Excusing you, but I didn't ask for editorial comment. 638 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:10,252 Now it's into Kendall, okay, and he's all blah, blah, blah. 639 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:13,714 Hold on, pal. What is this? Roll that back. What is that? 640 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,841 What? 641 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,260 "Surprise Logan retirement announcement." 642 00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:20,544 Yeah. That came through late, he said he'd just wing it. 643 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,392 Okay. 644 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:27,478 Mr. Bond. 645 00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:30,564 I've been expecting you. How are you? 646 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,399 - Where are you sitting, man? - Um... 647 00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:34,735 In the basement? Out by the dumpsters? 648 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:37,237 Do you want to trade? 649 00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:38,506 Maybe you'll meet a wealthy widow 650 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,574 and you can seduce her with your sad eyes. 651 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,035 She can keep you as a pet in Westchester. 652 00:36:43,118 --> 00:36:45,371 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 653 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:47,790 - You look nice this evening. - As do you. 654 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:49,958 Thank you. So, Tom, 655 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:53,587 I hear you're thinking about holding a little press conference. 656 00:36:55,506 --> 00:36:58,050 - You know about that? - I don't know anything. 657 00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:02,155 Right. I just think it's the best thing to do... 658 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,514 Tom, you need to shut up. 659 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,742 This isn't the time to get your conscience out and shout, 660 00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:07,684 "hey, look at me! I cannot tell a lie! 661 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:09,812 "I'm a good little boy, look at my ding-dong." 662 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:12,564 Okay, I don't think that's a fair characterization of what... 663 00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:14,566 Have you ever heard of the sin cake eater? 664 00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,028 - No. - He would come to the funeral 665 00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:21,323 and he would eat all the little cakes they laid out on the corpse... 666 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,575 He ate up all the sins. 667 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,328 And you know what? The sin cake eater was very well-paid. 668 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,623 So long as there was another one who came along after he died, 669 00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,542 it all worked out. 670 00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,086 So this may not be the best situation, 671 00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:37,548 but there are harderjobs, and you get a fuckload of cake. 672 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,884 Can I ask you where you heard about this, please? 673 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,888 Tom, it's tough to have to tell you like this. 674 00:37:44,972 --> 00:37:47,349 But I'm in a sexual relationship with your mother. 675 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:49,601 She talks in her sleep. 676 00:37:58,569 --> 00:38:00,195 Excuse me. 677 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:02,698 Hey, pa, how you doing? 678 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,868 Just wanted to check in on something. 679 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:08,829 Just wanted to check that you're aware of Kendall announcing 680 00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,831 your retirement this evening. 681 00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:13,834 I mean, I'm sure you were, but I just wanted to triple-check. 682 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:17,379 - What? - Yeah. Is that right? 683 00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:19,715 - No. - No? Is it a mistake? 684 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,509 Because Kendall's gonna say it. It's on the teleprompter. 685 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,847 There's been a change of plan. 686 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:30,934 Kendall's not speaking. 687 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:33,479 - I am. - Okay, good. 688 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,614 Host: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 689 00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:47,284 I'm your host, Mark ravenhead, and welcome to the recny ball. 690 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,498 Connor: Hey! Hey! 691 00:38:52,581 --> 00:38:55,417 The butter's too cold! The butter is too cold! 692 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:59,254 The butter's all fucked! You're fuckwads and you fucked it! 693 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:01,107 There's dinner rolls ripping out there as we speak... 694 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,132 Connor! Connor! 695 00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:03,967 - I am a laughingstock! - Connor! 696 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,459 There are always issues when you serve this many people, 697 00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,430 but I think, on the whole, 698 00:39:08,805 --> 00:39:10,057 it's going very well. 699 00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:12,559 Complacent! You're fired! 700 00:39:12,643 --> 00:39:15,812 You're all fired! Idiots! 701 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:20,150 Can't fucking believe it. Surrounded by imbeciles! 702 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:24,112 Hey. Come with me. Come with me. Come on. 703 00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:33,372 - You lump of fucking turducken. - Hi, Tom. 704 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,665 - Did you squeal? - What? 705 00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:37,000 - Did you bitch me out, pig man? - As in... 706 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:39,336 You bleated about the fucking press conference. 707 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,505 - No! No, I did not! - Yes, you did. 708 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:43,799 Yes, you did, you filthy piece of shit. 709 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,676 I ought to drag you into the kitchens 710 00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,386 and have them boil you until you're... 711 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:49,972 My god, did you just touch me, Greg? 712 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:52,683 Tom, I'm sorry. Your spittle was actually, like... 713 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:54,926 This is extraordinary. What are we gonna do about this? 714 00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,895 Are these assaults going to be ongoing? 715 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:59,231 - No! - You're telling me you didn't do it? 716 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:00,774 I promise, I swear to god! 717 00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:03,819 Then who the fuck did then, Greg? Because I only told you. 718 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,405 Believe me, man... 719 00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,158 Fuck off. 720 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,246 Host: Revolutionizing Internet radio through his work with local children. 721 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:17,207 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome juno Hernandez! 722 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,348 Hey, dad. 723 00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,769 Um, so, I don't want to shit-talk Kendall, 724 00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,855 he ain't up to the job, 725 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,733 but, uh, I think I speak for everyone here 726 00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:44,735 when I say it's great to see you back. 727 00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:46,486 - Thank you, son. - Yeah. 728 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,114 But one thing, 729 00:40:49,281 --> 00:40:52,075 and I don't mind, it's fine, 730 00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:55,704 but, um, I do want to say that frank is what to me, now? 731 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:57,956 He's vice-chairman, 732 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,167 and you're general advisor. 733 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:03,003 And why is that? 734 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:07,132 What's the situation with the park numbers? 735 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,759 - Park numbers? - Mmm-hmm. 736 00:41:08,884 --> 00:41:10,260 Attendances are good, 737 00:41:10,344 --> 00:41:13,930 but the occupied room nights are down on last year. 738 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:18,518 I'm just waiting for Tom to get his feet, like, fully under the table. 739 00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,772 The guy is a flake, is actually the truth of it, 740 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,440 but I'm on it. I'm on it. 741 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,543 When are you... When are you coming back in again? 742 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:27,569 You need to soak up frank's experience. 743 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,112 Okay, but what does that mean? 744 00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,782 It means do what he fucking tells you. 745 00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:34,785 So sorry about the butter, guys. 746 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:40,957 Logan: There was a problem with the butter? 747 00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:42,542 Frozen. 748 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:45,879 So remember, texting is encouraged tonight. 749 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,714 Please, no sexting, 750 00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,758 but texting is fine... 751 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,551 Governor. Watching you. 752 00:41:51,927 --> 00:41:53,154 Let's get those numbers in, I want 753 00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,263 to see everybody's name up on that screen. 754 00:41:55,389 --> 00:41:58,850 And on behalf of everyone at recny, thank you for your donation. 755 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,820 No. Hold on. 756 00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:18,120 Thank you. 757 00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:20,789 You stick around. 758 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:29,131 Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? 759 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:31,776 If you like her so much, why don't you just ask for her fucking number? 760 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,428 - Grace: Rome... - No. I mean, 761 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:36,304 you clearly want to, right? 762 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,766 Grace, would you like to give this man your number? 763 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:42,644 Yeah. I'd like to give him my number. 764 00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,398 Why don't you ask for her number? 765 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:52,738 Can I get your number? 766 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,408 Can I have a pen, please? 767 00:42:56,491 --> 00:42:59,369 Oh, okay. Here we go. Yeah. It's happening. 768 00:42:59,453 --> 00:43:00,537 That's handy. 769 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,290 That's actually her number. 770 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:06,293 Hmm... 771 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:08,044 Wait, wait, wait. Bup, bup, bup... 772 00:43:12,174 --> 00:43:15,385 And fetch another bottle, please. Thank you. 773 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:20,849 Thanks, Brian. Thanks, Fritz. Good to see you. 774 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,393 - Nice work, bro. - What do you mean? 775 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:26,813 - You know, fucking the talent. - Hey. Come on. 776 00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:30,150 No! It's cool. You're fucking atn, atn's fucking me. 777 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,570 It's a little fucking clusterfuck, yeah? 778 00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,160 -Hey. 779 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,661 Everything good? 780 00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:44,998 Yes, I'm having a lovely time. Thanks. 781 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,003 So sorry about the butter. 782 00:43:50,253 --> 00:43:53,256 And just so you know, apparently dad's going to be doing the speech now, 783 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,175 so late change of plans, I hope that's cool. 784 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:58,470 - What... - Connor: Well, yeah, hejust said. 785 00:43:58,595 --> 00:44:00,615 I guess that put a spoke in quite a few wheels, huh? 786 00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:04,226 - Con. Con. He's in no fit state. - Gotta go backstage. 787 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:10,857 - Gerri. Gerri. Can we talk? - Sure. 788 00:44:14,736 --> 00:44:15,737 Over here. 789 00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:21,159 Uh, dad wants to do the speech. 790 00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:24,496 Okay. I did not know that. 791 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:28,124 Yeah. When he opens his mouth, anything could come out. 792 00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:30,335 Drool, anti-semitism, 793 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:33,338 fucking string of silk handkerchiefs tied together. 794 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,006 I mean, if... 795 00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,467 If he fucks up publicly, 796 00:44:37,551 --> 00:44:40,345 - we have a major problem. - Right. 797 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:42,180 You need to talk to him. 798 00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:47,227 - Okay. Got it. - Okay? Okay. 799 00:44:53,567 --> 00:44:56,736 Lasagna? Did you know they had some lasagne? 800 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:58,822 - Would you like some? - Oh, yeah. 801 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:01,992 Hey. 802 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:03,702 You good? 803 00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,328 - I'm good. - Great. 804 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,629 Good luck tonight. You're gonna knock it out of the park. 805 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,298 Thank you. 806 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,225 Connor: Good luck. 807 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:29,686 Bonne chance. 808 00:45:30,478 --> 00:45:31,730 Best foot fonnard. 809 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:32,856 You can do it. 810 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,358 - Good luck. - Thanks. 811 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,612 - Nervous? - Not too bad. 812 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:42,115 I had a thing with the butter, but... seems to be okay. 813 00:45:43,533 --> 00:45:45,160 - Where you from? - Bushwick. 814 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,329 Indeed. Yes, indeed. 815 00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,539 Well, wonderful. Great effort. 816 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,250 Connor Roy. 817 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:55,754 People have a lot of preconceptions about me, too. 818 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,255 It's difficult. 819 00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,343 I mean, not... like I'm sure everything is for you, 820 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,303 - but, you know. - Right. 821 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,398 See, I actually have this idea that social equality could be effected 822 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:09,100 by a complete eradication of federal support. 823 00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,145 Just people like you and I, doing it together, 824 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,706 fighting it out without all the bullshit... 825 00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,107 - Okay, this is me. - Great! Break a leg, my friend. 826 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:34,936 That was great. 827 00:47:46,448 --> 00:47:47,449 Hey, you. 828 00:47:47,532 --> 00:47:49,993 Good job, con. Best event of the fall. 829 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,286 - Thanks, frank. - Really. 830 00:47:51,453 --> 00:47:53,830 Hey, terrific evening, huh? 831 00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:57,792 You really showed it to those cystic fibrosis fuckheads. 832 00:47:58,168 --> 00:48:00,336 It's all about the charity. It's not about me, buddy. 833 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:02,340 - You're right. No, you're right. - Okay, thanks. 834 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:06,217 Hey! Hey, you guys! 835 00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:08,279 You won't believe what people are saying out there. 836 00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,929 It's amazing! We tore it up. 837 00:48:10,013 --> 00:48:12,432 We nailed it, man! Score, team recny! 838 00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:14,726 You're awesome, dude! You're awesome, awesome, awesome! 839 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:17,520 I love you so much. Everyone, you're amazing and I love you so much. 840 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:19,981 Stephanie, my rock! 841 00:48:20,148 --> 00:48:22,192 Come on, bring it. Come on, come on, come on. 842 00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:27,572 Business mogul, philanthropist, 843 00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:31,034 and the guy whose name is on all of my checks... 844 00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:36,790 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my profound pleasure 845 00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:40,001 to introduce to you, on this most auspicious of occasions... 846 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:44,464 In a change to advertised attractions, 847 00:48:45,465 --> 00:48:47,926 the man, the legend... 848 00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:50,845 Logan Roy! 849 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:54,015 Elvis. I thought we were getting a supporting act. 850 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:07,654 Marcia: Keep going. 851 00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:11,407 Just get to Dan and pretend you're talking. 852 00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:17,789 There's a $40 billion market cap 853 00:49:18,414 --> 00:49:20,041 waiting to see if he makes it. 854 00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:23,419 If he falls, I'm gonna lose one of my several houses, 855 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,523 and you're gonna pay for the next one. 856 00:49:27,799 --> 00:49:30,468 My god, he's really milking the walk. 857 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:33,263 Nearly there. Come on. 858 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,363 Thank you. Um... 859 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:52,699 Evening. 860 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:55,285 First, I 'd... 861 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:59,372 I'd like to thank my wife, marcia, for... 862 00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:01,833 Everything. 863 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,919 Thank you. 864 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:09,924 Uh, thanks. Thanks to you all for coming, 865 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,261 and thanks to those who have supported me 866 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,638 during my recent 867 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,933 health nonsense. 868 00:50:19,142 --> 00:50:20,351 Head cold. 869 00:50:21,895 --> 00:50:24,772 Yeah, that's... yeah. 870 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,611 Personal news. 871 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:36,201 Someone took advantage 872 00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:40,663 of me being in hospital, 873 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,335 propose... 874 00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:49,130 To my daughter. 875 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,425 So, I'd like to take this opportunity 876 00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:54,761 to welcome her fiancé, 877 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:57,555 Tom wamsgans, to the family. 878 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,390 Welcome to the family, Tom. 879 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,188 It's so, so important 880 00:51:05,271 --> 00:51:08,858 that children are supported 881 00:51:08,942 --> 00:51:10,276 and encouraged. 882 00:51:11,486 --> 00:51:13,321 And... 883 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,283 Everything I've done, 884 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,036 I've done for my children. 885 00:51:21,204 --> 00:51:23,039 And I'm proud of the way 886 00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:26,125 that they've pulled together 887 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,419 during my issue. 888 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:31,506 And, in particular, 889 00:51:32,173 --> 00:51:34,968 my son... Kendall. 890 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,139 Well done, Ken. 891 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:45,311 And now, 892 00:51:45,395 --> 00:51:49,065 for one last announcement of the night. 893 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,652 I'm officially announcing... 894 00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:57,615 I'm back. 895 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:02,620 You better believe, I'm back. 896 00:52:03,246 --> 00:52:04,414 Full-time... 897 00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:07,750 Better than ever. 898 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,460 Thank you. 899 00:52:09,544 --> 00:52:10,753 All right! 900 00:52:10,962 --> 00:52:12,547 Logan: Thank you! 901 00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:21,472 - Get me out of here. - Host: Logan Roy, everybody! 902 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,612 Yeah, nice one. Way to go, dad. 903 00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:38,781 Why would you do that? 904 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:43,870 I see you. I spied you fucking out, son. Don't ever do that to me again. 905 00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:47,016 I have no idea what you're talking about. 906 00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,500 Retire me, shoot me like a dog in the street. 907 00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:51,488 I heard about your little speech. 908 00:52:51,961 --> 00:52:53,671 My speech? I was gonna do one fucking joke 909 00:52:53,755 --> 00:52:56,132 - about how you'd never retire. - Bullshit! 910 00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,802 Why didn't you just talk to me? 911 00:52:59,886 --> 00:53:01,220 Fuck off. 912 00:53:05,308 --> 00:53:07,894 Okay. Pa. You're all right. 913 00:53:07,977 --> 00:53:09,729 Okay. Thanks, Mark. 914 00:53:09,896 --> 00:53:11,981 Here. Easy. Yeah. 915 00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:15,485 You okay? 916 00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,945 Yeah. Oh, hey, Connor. 917 00:53:19,072 --> 00:53:20,114 You did well tonight. 918 00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:22,825 I'm really, really proud of you. 919 00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:24,619 I can no longer obey, dad. 920 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:27,830 "I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up." 921 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,959 A certain artillery cadet by the name of n. Bonaparte. 922 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,004 Marcia: Are you okay? 923 00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:37,465 - Let's go. - Okay, let's go. 924 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:40,259 Yeah. Okay. 925 00:53:40,927 --> 00:53:42,845 Good night. Good job. 926 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,389 Thank you. 927 00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:51,854 Hey. 928 00:53:56,275 --> 00:53:58,194 You know, look, Anna... 929 00:53:58,403 --> 00:54:00,488 Can I just ask... 930 00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:05,034 Is there something... Going on here? 931 00:54:05,785 --> 00:54:07,328 - As in? - I don't know, 932 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:11,290 is there an atmosphere? Did I say something to offend you? 933 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:15,086 This has been a lovely evening. I was so happy to come. 934 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,423 So am I crazy? 935 00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:20,716 I feel like I'm on a date with an app. 936 00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:24,595 Like there's this invisible bubble wrap. 937 00:54:26,097 --> 00:54:27,223 Look... 938 00:54:30,309 --> 00:54:31,352 Off the record, 939 00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:32,854 off-off, 940 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:36,732 - you seem like a nice... guy. - Thank you. 941 00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:39,694 Eva told me to come. 942 00:54:40,111 --> 00:54:42,822 Asked. I mean, I asked her to just, 943 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,241 - you know, ask your people. - It's fine. 944 00:54:46,159 --> 00:54:47,869 I'm just seeing someone, 945 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,830 but you're the boss. 946 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,166 No. No, no. I'm not that guy. 947 00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:55,251 Yeah, sure. No. I'm... 948 00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:59,297 But actually, you are that guy. Right now. 949 00:55:01,591 --> 00:55:04,218 - What did she say? Eva? - Nothing. 950 00:55:05,094 --> 00:55:06,429 Come on. Pleasejust... 951 00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:08,097 To make sure 952 00:55:08,181 --> 00:55:11,517 that you had a really good time. 953 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,269 Was she joking? 954 00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:14,353 Sure. 955 00:55:15,897 --> 00:55:18,983 Okay, and I'd prefer it 956 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:21,027 if you didn't say anything. 957 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,406 Well, uh, I think I should. 958 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:26,908 Please don't. 959 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,743 Okay. Sure. 960 00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:35,041 Hey, come on, man. This is our charity. 961 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:37,585 How much a plate? You gotta get at least a blowjob. 962 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,086 That's the law. 963 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:42,798 That's not the law. 964 00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:44,884 Well... it's the ethical code then, 965 00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,054 and I hate to say this, but she's behaved rather unethically here. 966 00:56:13,329 --> 00:56:14,330 Hey. 967 00:56:14,956 --> 00:56:17,166 I had a really good time. 968 00:56:21,963 --> 00:56:24,382 Good kid. Smart move. 969 00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:26,300 Keep talking. 970 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:29,136 I aim to please, ma'am. 971 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:33,057 Did you tell him to call? 972 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,291 Don't wake him up. 973 00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:23,566 Please close the door. 974 00:57:24,025 --> 00:57:25,109 Keep driving. 975 00:57:25,318 --> 00:57:27,069 I want him to sleep.