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[lightsaber ignites]
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[clears throat] This is your final call
for the end-of-year family race
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of the Hanna City Flight Academy.
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It's our annual celebration
of our pilot trainees and their families.
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Believe it or not, it's hosted by me...
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[laughing]
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...Wedge Antilles.
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Young cadets... [indistinct]
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[Jawa grunting]
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[speaking Jawaese]
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[Wedge]
It's our cadet-and-parent competition
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-amongst our most promising pilots.
- [gasps]
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So, cadets, tell your parents!
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[gasps]
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[rock music playing on speakers]
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[imitating guitar]
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Uh-oh.
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[grunting]
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[music continues]
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[music stops]
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[bugs squeaking]
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[bug squeaks, squeals]
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Right. I'm off to the academy.
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- Bye, Mum.
- [electricity crackling]
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[music resumes]
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Oh! Racing off already?
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Racing? No.
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I mean, uh, not me.
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- You all right?
- [music stops]
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Yeah, uh--
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Ooh! What's up with Z-1?
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Nothing now. All fixed. [chuckles]
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- [Z-1 beeps]
- [sighs]
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- [gasps] Oh! I felt that.
- [Z-1 beeps, whimpers]
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This is Red 2 to Red Leader. Do you copy?
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Ah! Look at you.
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Copy that, Red 2. This is Red Leader.
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Here comes the Ryloth Roll.
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- [laughs]
- Whoo-hoo!
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[Z-1 beeps]
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- Oh, no.
- Right, uh, I've gotta go.
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- Uh-uh-uh. Hold your equinoids!
- [gasps]
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Bring it in.
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[sighs]
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Ooh! My top pilot.
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- [straining]
- [grunts] Mum.
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Oh! Ooh! I made lunch for you.
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Ta-da!
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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- [horn honking]
- Uh, that's my transit.
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Oh! Bye then, Anni.
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[Z-1 beeps]
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I know, Z-1.
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It'll all be worth it when she graduates
from that fancy flight academy.
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[thrusters firing]
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Oh, hey!
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Your lunch!
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[Z-1 beeping]
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[Wedge] Welcome to the Hanna City
Flight Academy's annual race day.
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Oh! [laughs]
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Be sure to check out the official
Wedge-themed products
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- at my merchandise stall.
- [yelps]
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[crowd chattering]
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You're not racing?
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No. Uh, Mum couldn't make it.
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But it's our first family race.
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The chance to show everyone
at the academy how good you are.
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What's she doing that's so important?
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[pilot] Mending a leaky pipe?
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It's a shame.
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I was looking forward to racing your--
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What was it?
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Flying porta-potty?
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It's a spacetug, actually.
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That's it. [sighs]
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Well, someone has to do
the basic maintenance, right?
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In the house now, race champion,
Julan and Dorota Van Reeple!
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Oh, mother's here.
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Duty calls. Ta-ta then.
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[laughs] Uh...
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Why'd you let her talk to you like that?
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She's a total--
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[speaking Shyriiwook]
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Exactly.
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[Wedge] The family race is about to start.
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[child moaning]
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[laughing]
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[Wedge] And remember,
it's just a bit of fun, everybody.
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[straining]
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[both gasp]
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[alarm chirps]
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- [crowd cheering]
- Thank you. Thank you.
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[groans] Losers.
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- [Wedge] Racers, start your engines.
- [sighs]
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[chuckles]
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[grunts]
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[crowd murmuring]
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[crowd gasps]
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[murmuring continues]
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[protocol droid] Oh, my.
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- [spacetug horn blowing]
- Huh?
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- [gasps]
- [crowd chattering]
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Anni!
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Uh-- Oh.
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Anni! Anni!
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[Z-1 beeping]
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Thanks, Z-1.
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[sighs] Mum.
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There you are.
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You left your lunch.
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Ooh!
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Uh, thanks, Mum.
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But-- But you didn't have to.
Uh, don't you have work?
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Oh, it's all right.
I'll make up the hours.
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So, what's happening?
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Are everyone's parents here?
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[Wedge] Sorry for the delay
to the family race, folks.
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Family race? For families?
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Oh. [laughs] Silly Billy.
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Can you come back later?
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- Cleanup will be after the race.
- [chuckles]
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[stammers] I'm not here to work.
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Anni, can you get your porta-potty
off the starting line?
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Thank you.
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- Eh?
- Don't worry. We're leaving.
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[spacetug beeping]
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- [sighs]
- Let's get strapped in.
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Why are we strapping in?
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- We are just moving the ship, aren't we?
- [Wedge] Go!
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Whoa!
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Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
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[whimpering]
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Why are you racing?
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This is a family race,
and you're a pilot, aren't you?
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Uh, no-- [stammers]
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Can we please just stop? This is crazy.
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What? Racing? Or the fact
you kept this entire event a secret?
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[parents screaming]
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Oy, posh pants!
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Clean this!
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- Ugh, goodness.
- [gasps]
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They let anyone in these days.
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Mum!
This is exactly why I didn't wanna race.
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What is?
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All of this. This--
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This piece of old junk is embarrassing.
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Z-1 barely functioning is embarrassing.
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You! You are embarrassing!
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[gasps]
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[gasps] Oh, sweetheart,
is that how you really feel?
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- I... What?
- [ship horn honks]
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Julan, Mummy's waiting. Do it!
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Oh!
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I can't believe they just did that.
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Z-1, activate the stabilizers.
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Huh? Z-1?
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[Z-1 whimpers]
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[Z-1 beeping]
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Oh, Z-1!
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We better stop.
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Those are live cables.
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Take the controls.
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Me?
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I can't-- I can't fly this.
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Yes, you can.
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You've got this, Red 2.
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[gasps]
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[Anni's mom] Z-1.
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- [grunts]
- [Z-1 beeping]
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[gasps] Hang on!
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[pants]
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Not so bad for a bit of old junk, eh, Mum?
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Mum? Z-1?
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Mum!
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[Anni's mom]
What are you calling a bit of old junk?
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[laughing]
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You're okay. Hold on!
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Once we're out the tunnel, I'll land.
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And let those posh pants win the race?
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No chance.
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-Full steam ahead, my girl.
- [grunts]
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Whoa!
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Whoa. Okay.
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Hold on, Red Leader.
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Things are about to get bumpy.
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And yet another win for the Van Reeples.
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- [chuckles]
- [cackling]
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Who's that?
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You can't hide
in my blind spot forever, Anni.
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[grunts]
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- [grunts]
- Stop copying me.
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Julan, do something for once!
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Great flying, Red 2!
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Thanks, Red Leader.
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Second place is last place.
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- Give it to me!
- Mummy, I'm trying.
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- Uh, Anni?
- [Anni] Hold on.
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Here comes the Ryloth Roll.
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[both laughing]
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Where did she learn that?
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Watch out! There's a--
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- [grunting]
- [grunting] Mummy!
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[Anni's mom laughing]
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Yes, Anni. That's my girl!
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[grunts]
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[crowd cheering]
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[Wedge on PA, indistinct]
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- [groaning]
- It's not fa--
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Uh, we have a winner!
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- Aw.
- [pants]
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- Z-1! Mum!
- [laughing]
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So, you did learn a few things
at your fancy academy then.
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[laughing]
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I've learned a lot from you, Mum.
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I'm sorry.
I should have told you about the race.
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Even if you can be
a little bit embarrassing.
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Sometimes.
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Of course I'm embarrassing.
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I am your mother.
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[Wedge]
Well, that's it for another year, folks.
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Enjoy the rest of the day.
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Oh! [laughs]
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And keep an eye out
for Wedge-themed products
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at my merchandise stall.
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Fantastic value,
and all profits go to, um,
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the pilot-specific veteran support fund.