1 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,099 Fuck. Hang on. 2 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,727 Fuck it's-- 3 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:20,604 Shit. Give me your hand. 4 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:25,984 - It's higher than it looks. Be careful. - It's not that high. 5 00:00:26,068 --> 00:00:27,069 Just be careful. 6 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,946 All right, Min. It's fine. It's not that hard. 7 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:31,573 It's just higher than it looks. Ready? 8 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,160 Hands off, Min. 9 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,788 Shit. 10 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,959 For fuck's sake. 11 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,002 What are you moaning about now? 12 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,462 Fucking ripped my coat. 13 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,048 I've ripped my coat completely. 14 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:51,969 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. Why? You see anyone? 15 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,720 - No, can you? - No. 16 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,526 Taverner's voice mail. 17 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,736 In the car you said you'd tell me. 18 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,864 So, what did she mean about Charles's death? 19 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,534 Read the room, will you? Is now really the time? 20 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:27,254 It's Lamb. 21 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,716 "Minuisa." 22 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,261 You've got a key? 23 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,471 Where the fuck is Struan? 24 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,473 I told you to get Struan. 25 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,392 The Dogs got to him just before us. 26 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,810 - Did they see you? - Yo. 27 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,314 Cartwright? 28 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:47,316 Went to try and wake Sleeping Beauty. 29 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,653 Sid. She's in a coma and is a beauty. 30 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,031 Or was, till she got shot in the head. 31 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,115 Oh, Jesus, Ho. 32 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:57,034 Dog rolled up, so I split. 33 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:58,911 We gotta go. 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,497 Taverner will pick us off one by one. 35 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:03,999 Find someone to turn. 36 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,918 She and Black had a plan. 37 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:10,047 Now that's gone to shit, she'll try and play it as Slough House gone rogue. 38 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,966 And what about the boy? What happens to Hassan? 39 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,303 If he's not dead already, he soon will be. 40 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,893 You're a fucking dickhead, Roddy. 41 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,647 I remember where I saw Alan Black. 42 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,733 He was meeting with Taverner. 43 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,821 All right, go back. What were they doing? 44 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,367 Talking at her gym café. 45 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,577 It came back to me when I saw Sid 46 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,288 because she took the piss out of me for following Taverner. 47 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,041 They were meeting secretly. 48 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,377 But it's your word against hers. 49 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:50,629 Yes, but I was following her for surveillance training. 50 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:53,715 So I took a photograph. 51 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,594 Well, do you have it? 52 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,471 No, not yet. 53 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:01,640 But I think I know where there might be a copy. 54 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,850 A copy? 55 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:03,892 This is hopeless. 56 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,728 Well, it would certainly seem that way. 57 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:12,609 Look. 58 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:15,696 I don't normally do these kind of speeches, 59 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,406 but this feels like a big moment, 60 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,159 and if it all turns to shit, I might not see any of you again. 61 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:28,250 You're fucking useless. The lot of you. 62 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:32,421 Working with you has been the lowest point in a disappointing career. 63 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,465 Right. 64 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,176 Cartwright, you're with me. 65 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,055 But wait, what do we do? 66 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,433 Well, try not to get caught for as long as you can. 67 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,976 My money's on about 30 minutes. 68 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,853 Well, we can try and save Hassan. 69 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,023 That'd be a sure way to get him killed. 70 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:54,693 Go lock yourselves in a toilet somewhere. 71 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:58,447 What a wanker. 72 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:01,867 - Where are we going? - To go and get that photo, you dickhead. 73 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:03,869 Back there, that's you goading them into action, right? 74 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:06,205 Fuck no. I meant every word. 75 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,332 Right. Just checking. 76 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,713 Fucking Christ. 77 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,890 Police are still frantically searching 78 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,268 for the whereabouts of the hostage Hassan Ahmed, 79 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,895 whose kidnappers have threatened to behead him 80 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:14,398 at sunrise this morning around 6:30-- 81 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,440 You hear that? 82 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,902 So they're still expecting us to do that thing that we're not-- 83 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,070 we're not fucking doing. 84 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,822 Nothing about the dead spook. 85 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,074 Maybe they haven't found the body yet. 86 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,159 They'll have found the body. With you two screaming 87 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,954 like a pair of little girls, someone will have called it in. 88 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,291 You know why it's not on the news, right? 89 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,878 They wanna bury it. And us. 90 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:39,840 An MI5 agent involved in a kidnap plot. They don't want people talking about that. 91 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,302 Nah. We are gonna die resisting arrest, boys. 92 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,805 So the way I see it is we may as well have some fun first. 93 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,391 Chop-chop. 94 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,226 Fucking hell. 95 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:55,355 - So what? - Just said that. 96 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:56,940 So what? 97 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,861 See any lights? 98 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,281 - Second floor, maybe. - Did you leave them on? 99 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,200 I don't remember. 100 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,826 - Well, think. - I don't know. 101 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,037 You were there too. Why didn't you check? 102 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,331 Because I've earned the right not to. 103 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,306 Well, it looks clear. 104 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,976 Doesn't mean to say the place isn't swarming with Dogs. 105 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,021 Or a clean-up team for the body or a trap? 106 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,857 Well, you better go in and find out. 107 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:43,737 I'm going in alone, am I? 108 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:46,573 Every man for me, Cartwright. 109 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:47,783 Don't worry. 110 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:50,577 I'll be here, guarding the breach and all. 111 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:52,913 Thanks. 112 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,004 What is the latest we know about Hassan Ahmed? 113 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,799 Well, time really is of the essence now. 114 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,677 But we've had no further updates from either the Metropolitan Police 115 00:07:06,677 --> 00:07:08,720 - or the security services... - That poor boy. 116 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,514 - ...with regards to the release... - How can you eat? 117 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,598 ...of Hassan Ahmed. 118 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,476 Relax. Dogs are nowhere near. 119 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,936 You hacked the Dogs' comms? 120 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,230 Snuck into their kennel, muzzled them bitches, 121 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,357 - stole their bones. - That's so wrong. 122 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:23,861 Whatever. They're outside our homes and waiting for us. 123 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,241 Waiting for us to use our phones and credit cards or passports. 124 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:31,368 So, we just hole up in here for the rest of our lives, do we? 125 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,536 Right. We're fucked then. 126 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:33,787 Can't track me. 127 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,664 I'm a digital ghost, so I'm fine. 128 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,165 Thanks for the team spirit, Ho. 129 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,543 You're forgetting Lamb. 130 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,128 Lamb doesn't care about us. 131 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,922 As soon as whatever he's got planned goes south, he's gonna forget us. 132 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:44,923 That's not true. 133 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:47,718 The thing Charles always said about Lamb-- 134 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,678 Charles? 135 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,558 You hurt his joes, he'll never stop coming for you. 136 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:58,270 And the thing, for Lamb, there's nothing worse than not being able to get even. 137 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,938 And he's not gonna wanna lose to Taverner. 138 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,773 - Exactly. - I think he's got even more contempt 139 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,192 for her than he does for us. 140 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,152 Wow, that's a skip-load of contempt. 141 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,403 And meanwhile, we what? 142 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:08,655 Can we talk about the ethics of this for a moment? 143 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:13,035 Because if they are going to behead Hassan at 6:30 a.m., 144 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:16,121 as they say they are, are people really going to watch? 145 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,081 And if they do, are they not complicit? 146 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,209 Roddy, where are the Park on Hassan? 147 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,921 They've just narrowed it down to ten vehicles that have left the area. 148 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:27,549 The one thing that we can bring to this is that we knew Alan Black, 149 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,634 so, 150 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,345 what do we remember about him? 151 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,971 He was sent to Slough House 152 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,682 for sleeping with the Venezuelan ambassador's wife while undercover. 153 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,518 Apart from that. 154 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,727 He moaned a lot. Never bought biscuits. 155 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,730 - Oh, my God. - Sorry, what? We're free-forming. 156 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,732 - There's no bad ideas here. - He was really lazy. 157 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,609 And that's better than what I said, is it? 158 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,653 Listen, he was undercover with the Sons of Albion, 159 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,363 so there would have been a birth certificate, 160 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:52,324 passport, credit cards, the full legend. 161 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,284 Yeah. Deep cover's expensive. 162 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,746 He was tight, so he definitely wouldn't want to have to front that. 163 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,457 More than that. Taverner won't want any of it to show up on the books. 164 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,960 So he could have used an old ID. 165 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,711 Roddy? 166 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,923 If you'll give me a few minutes, ladies. 167 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:09,049 And gentleman. 168 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:11,885 Ladies. 169 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:56,013 And that's another "Ho-me" run. 170 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,891 Meet Dermot Radcliffe. 171 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,143 AKA Alan Black. 172 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,519 Legend for a football hooligan. 173 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:03,896 Ex-forces too. 174 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,898 That's catnip for British nationalists. 175 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:08,150 Let's see what Dermot's been up to recently. 176 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,253 Sorry, Jed. Lamb's idea. 177 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,681 - Lamb and Standish-- - Have not been apprehended. 178 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,767 - Yes, I can see that. - Lamb pulled a gun. 179 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:43,310 You didn't frisk him? 180 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,520 It was in Standish's bag. 181 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,023 This is them? 182 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,275 Fingerprints match those at the Roupell Street house. 183 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,945 They all have priors. ABH, GBH, burglary. 184 00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,489 - How we doing on the vehicles? - Still have eight to locate, 185 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,699 but they might be avoiding roads with CCTV. 186 00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,034 They may have swapped vehicles. 187 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:01,203 We're following up on all reported vehicle thefts. 188 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,496 - Ma'am. - Not now. 189 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,834 Showtime. 190 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,169 We're running out of petrol. 191 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,671 No. 192 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,090 Fuck off! 193 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:15,050 So what? Stop at the garage. 194 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,553 - We're covered in fucking blood. - Bit of a giveaway. 195 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,012 We'll end up on the CCTV. 196 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,681 Shouldn't have left the balaclavas behind. 197 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,182 Well, we can't make the boat 198 00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,184 - without petrol, can we? - Just calm down. I've got a plan. 199 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:27,229 - Yeah? - We drive until we run out, 200 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,689 and then we're gonna chop his head off. 201 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,233 What the fuck is wrong with you? 202 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,151 - Yeah, let's just think about this. - We don't have options. 203 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,779 Yeah, we do. We have the option not to fucking do that. 204 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,531 And have all this for nothing? 205 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:40,033 While they set us up and make us look like twats and we don't even do 206 00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:42,369 the thing that we said we were gonna do. 207 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,663 No, I can't have that. 208 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,999 We'll be a fucking joke. 209 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:48,917 People need to fear and respect us. 210 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:52,129 They need to know that we mean what we say when we say it. 211 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,883 Enough is enough, man. This is our country, and we want it-- 212 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,176 Fucking shut up! 213 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,388 I've had enough. Okay? 214 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,017 - Where'd you get that? - On the guy whose head he cut off, eh? 215 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:07,769 He said he was a spy, but you didn't check his pockets, did ya? 216 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,229 And I'm the dumb one, aren't I? 217 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:12,232 You'd rather spill my British blood than his, then you're a traitor. 218 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:13,525 Yeah. 219 00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,737 Get in the back. Check he's okay. 220 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,238 You're a fucking embarrassment, man. 221 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:20,032 I think he's being sick. 222 00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:22,159 Yep. He's choking on his sick. 223 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,036 - Result. - Hey. 224 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,455 Pull over. Chop-chop. 225 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,051 Get out. 226 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,178 Go on. 227 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,347 I said get out, now. 228 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:45,682 Come on. Move it. 229 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,188 Just move it. Open the door. 230 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,316 Right. Lift him up. 231 00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:58,153 And get that fucking tape off his face. 232 00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,906 Fuck. 233 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:01,990 Okay. 234 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,286 Put something in his mouth. 235 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:07,371 In case he screams. 236 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:09,456 Why aren't you threatening him, you fucking pussy? 237 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,333 You told him you're not gonna kill him, didn't ya? 238 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,294 Don't fucking push me. Okay? 239 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,504 Don't! 240 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,216 No fuel. Nowhere to go. 241 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,051 What's the plan now, Captain? 242 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,681 We get some petrol, right? 243 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,517 We get to the boat... 244 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,145 - and we let the kid go. - Who's gonna get the petrol? 245 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,482 What? 246 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,150 Have you looked in the mirror? 247 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,570 Who's gonna get out of the van? 248 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,449 Fuck it. Fuck it. 249 00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,038 He is. 250 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:56,170 Got him. Like a rat in a trap that I will kill with a hammer. 251 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,132 - "Triple- - D Car Hire." Leeds address. 252 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:01,466 Registration number? 253 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,094 That will take a while. 254 00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,348 Get me a coffee. 255 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,896 I need fuel for this one. 256 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,565 An SQL injection attack will take hours, 257 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:19,276 which leaves a malware bomb as the most effective method, 258 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:22,070 but that needs someone to open an email, so... 259 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,825 Cheers, Standish. Double espresso. 260 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,421 I thought you could hack anything. 261 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,131 I can. 262 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:44,343 I'm not saying I can't do it. Just that it will take some time. 263 00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,844 How much time do you need, Ho? 264 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,805 Because the kid's gonna get beheaded in about two and a half hours. 265 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,684 I'll tell you what I can do real quick. 266 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,104 Check your search history and tell everyone what porn you look at. 267 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,689 Fine, 'cause I've got nothing to hide. 268 00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:03,612 - Don't you fucking dare. - Hey. 269 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,281 - Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. - What's wrong with you? 270 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,658 You're eight years old. 271 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,202 - Pardon? - Where's my coffee? 272 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,413 I didn't get you a coffee. I got you the registration number. 273 00:15:13,497 --> 00:15:15,165 DE15 CGK. 274 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,042 - What? How? - Well, I rang them up. 275 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,128 And said what? "Do you mind breaking multiple data protection laws?" 276 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,298 No, I said th-that I'd had an accident with one of their vehicles 277 00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,677 and I had the driver's name, but because I was so shaken, 278 00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:29,638 I couldn't read the registration number I'd written down. 279 00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,017 I think the words you're looking for, Ho, and these would be a first for you, 280 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103 are, "Well done" and "Thank you." 281 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,690 It's on the list of vehicles the Park are looking for. 282 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,984 Then we need to get them to focus on that vehicle. 283 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,944 How do we let the Park know that without them tracking us? 284 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,280 Oh, my God. Min, a kid's life is at stake. 285 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,241 I know, but Lamb told us not to get caught. 286 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,994 Can't we track it ourselves? 287 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,305 - Stop! - Stop! 288 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,681 Stop! 289 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:14,766 Stop! 290 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:16,059 Stay in the vehicle. 291 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,564 Yes, I know I'm gonna be 292 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:23,275 I'm gonna be the man Who's working hard for you 293 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,403 And when the money 294 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,321 Stay there. 295 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:31,116 Comes in for the work I do I'll pass almost every penny on to you 296 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,912 - Move! Move! - Come on, let's go! 297 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,288 Move! 298 00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:39,458 Go. Go. Move. 299 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,336 Well, I know I'm gonna be 300 00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:45,756 I'm gonna be the man Who's growing old with you 301 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,260 But I would walk 500 miles 302 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,389 And I would walk 500 more 303 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,561 Can you get out of the vehicle, please, Mr. Lamb? 304 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,314 No, no. I'm quite comfortable where I am. 305 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,858 These seats are lovely. And they're heated too. 306 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:09,279 - Step out of the vehicle now. - Nah, I'm okay where I am. 307 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:12,950 You go fetch your boss and tell him I've brought the car back, 308 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,536 but we need to go over the damage waiver. 309 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,628 You help us get petrol, you help us get to the boat, 310 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,214 and we will let you go. I swear. 311 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,093 Yeah? Okay. 312 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,804 Listen, be cool. Okay? 313 00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,807 He's seen all our faces, man. He has got to go. 314 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:40,185 No! Listen. Why aren't you taking me seriously? 315 00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,020 'Cause I'm the one with the fucking gun, remember? 316 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,731 He's got a point. Look, I don't like it either, but he's right. 317 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:47,442 Please, please. I'll say I never saw your faces 318 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,445 or I never heard your voices or I blanked it out from stress. 319 00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:52,865 Right now he'll say anything. 320 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,242 My uncle's got money. 321 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,451 Proving my point. 322 00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,287 No, straight up. My uncle's rich. 323 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:01,874 Look, your exit plan, it-- it might not work, but my uncle, he can sort that. 324 00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:05,544 - He can help you. He can make something-- - You little fucking lying rat! 325 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,005 Hey! Hey! Fucking stop it! 326 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,968 Your uncle. 327 00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,012 Where is he? 328 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:17,014 Islamabad. 329 00:18:18,015 --> 00:18:19,183 Where? 330 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,642 Pakistan. 331 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,269 What the fuck use is that to us? 332 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,813 - You get your money and you disappear. - This is such fucking bullshit. 333 00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,649 - He's messing with ya. - Fucking stop it. I'm thinking, okay? 334 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,943 - That should take a while. - Hey. 335 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,488 Fucking don't. Okay? Don't. 336 00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:42,206 It's gotta be worth a shot, yeah. 337 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,458 Yeah? 338 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:50,631 But you're coming on the boat too, and you stay with us till we get the money. 339 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:08,482 La la la, la la la La la la, la la la 340 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,362 La la la, la la la 341 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:14,988 Get out of the car. 342 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:16,156 What? 343 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,741 Get out of the car. 344 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,662 Is this a joke? 345 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,539 No, it's the Proclaimers. 346 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:24,915 Get out of the-- 347 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,672 Nick, relax. I brought the car back. 348 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,298 You pulled a gun on me. 349 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,218 No, I delegated that. And any court of law 350 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,845 will tell you there's a difference. 351 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:41,557 And she didn't pull a gun on you. She pulled a gun on your boy. 352 00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:43,684 Get out of the car. 353 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,645 Are you gonna shoot me? 354 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:49,773 - Not right now. - Yeah, well, what about one of your lads? 355 00:19:49,857 --> 00:19:54,862 Hair triggers make natural scratching posts for itchy indexes. 356 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,072 They're not gonna do anything unless you do. 357 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,533 You got my word on that. Now get out of the fucking car. 358 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,784 All right. Good. 359 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,538 'Cause I was wanting a little word with Lady Di. 360 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,252 All right. 361 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:15,257 Just reaching for a peashooter. 362 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,341 Here you go. 363 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,346 Park it downstairs. 364 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,265 I could murder a coffee. 365 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,809 What's the canteen like in this gaff? 366 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:27,269 Dogs en route. Stand by. 367 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,581 What's your plan then, big man? 368 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:53,045 Hey, you get out. You fill up the van. 369 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,671 Nod, nod, nod. 370 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:58,884 You fill up the van, and we all get the fuck out of here. 371 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,093 Yes? 372 00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:06,308 Give him some money. 373 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,354 How do you know he won't do a runner? 374 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,566 Hey, listen, kid. You've gotta come back. 375 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,485 See that lady in the front filling up? 376 00:21:16,485 --> 00:21:18,320 The one with the two kids in the car? 377 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:20,405 Hey! 378 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,658 Do you see that woman? 379 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,121 If you do anything wrong, 380 00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:31,542 I'll walk round to the back of the van, and I'll get my axe out. 381 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,211 And I'll cut her kids' heads off in front of her. 382 00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:36,797 Then I'll cut her head off, then yours. 383 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:38,715 And you know I'll do that, right? 384 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,093 Yeah. 385 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,606 Hey, kid. Don't fuck this up. 386 00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,545 Diesel, yeah? 387 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,341 Knobhead. Keep your eye on him. 388 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:30,267 Excuse me. Hello. 389 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:33,353 - For fuck's sake. - No, no, no. 390 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:36,190 - Fuck off. - I'm sorry, I need your help. 391 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,109 Can't get me petrol cap back on. 392 00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,155 Maybe the attendant can help. 393 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,242 Oh, no. 'Cause he's stuck behind glass and, you know... 394 00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:49,286 - What's she saying? - ...the only way I can get... 395 00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:50,537 Fuck this. 396 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:52,539 ...I gotta get moving again soon. 397 00:22:55,751 --> 00:22:56,585 But I'll-- 398 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,300 But I'll, No, I'll work it out. 399 00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,929 Hey, Mervin. Help the poor woman. 400 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:10,307 Hey, look, I'm sorry about him. 401 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,645 Think he'd be a lot happier. He's getting married in seven days. 402 00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,441 It's a stag weekend. 403 00:23:22,194 --> 00:23:23,987 Oh, God. Sorry. 404 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,864 It's just 'cause you-- 405 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:28,575 You know, you look like that-- 406 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,078 You know, the-- That-- 407 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:34,414 - You know, the fell-- - Yeah. Yeah, I know. The-- 408 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:37,584 - The Pakistani boy that was kidnapped. - Yeah. 409 00:23:37,668 --> 00:23:39,211 Yeah, I get it. 410 00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:40,504 Had it all bloody day. 411 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:43,507 But I suppose we all just look the same to you people, right? 412 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,845 No. No, I wasn't-- It's just 'cause I was thinking-- 413 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,180 Hey, I was just joking. 414 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,057 Yeah. 415 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:53,767 Sorry. 416 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,519 How about I look at that cap for you, yeah? 417 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,980 Yeah, that'd be-- Yeah, thank you. 418 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,323 Hey. Knock that off now. 419 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:10,367 I'm sorry they're up. 420 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,619 - It's all right. It's not your fault. - Nah, nah! 421 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:14,413 That's really stuck in there, isn't it? 422 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,373 There you go. 423 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,959 Hey, thank you. Have a good wedding. 424 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,211 Yeah, thanks. 425 00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:24,381 Just gotta get through a weekend with these miserable morons first. 426 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:44,610 Go and pay the man. 427 00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:53,827 Hey, thank you again, love. 428 00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,123 Hi. 429 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,460 She's leaving. 430 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,795 There's nothing to stop him from running. 431 00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:19,228 Shit. Look at the TV. 432 00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,529 Excuse me. 433 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:32,407 For fuck's sake. 434 00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,036 Pump number? 435 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,337 Pump number? 436 00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,720 Pump number one. 437 00:25:57,224 --> 00:25:59,226 It's 94.60. 438 00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,319 Keep the change. 439 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,654 Really? 440 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:11,864 Thanks, buddy. 441 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,415 Go on. Go on, get in. 442 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:27,004 Shut the door. 443 00:26:30,007 --> 00:26:31,008 Good job, kid. 444 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:33,844 - Good job. - Did you get any change? 445 00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,471 I gave him a tip. 446 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,778 Thank you, Nick. You can leave us now. 447 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:58,452 Three sugars. There's a love. 448 00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:04,374 Alan Black's body's been found. 449 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:06,960 Alan Black? 450 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:09,922 It rings a bell. 451 00:27:09,922 --> 00:27:12,674 - Ex- - Slow Horse. Your man. 452 00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:15,302 Clearly involved in the kidnapping of Hassan Ahmed. 453 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:20,224 But you see, I remember a conversation we had on a bench earlier this evening, 454 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:24,269 where you told me you had a guy on the inside 455 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:26,730 who had set the whole thing up. So not my man. 456 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:30,234 I have a statement from someone who saw you and Black 457 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:32,653 meeting after he'd left Slough House. 458 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:35,531 Struan Loy? Bless. 459 00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:38,242 You think his word stacks up against mine? 460 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,202 There'll be others. 461 00:27:40,202 --> 00:27:41,787 Standish will show. 462 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,289 And she'll turn when she knows why you're at Slough House. 463 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:47,125 And Moody, dead 464 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,336 after committing murder himself. 465 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:55,008 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. 466 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,928 Sid Baker's gone. 467 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:09,398 I'm gonna make you an offer, Jackson. 468 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:10,732 I'm sure. 469 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:13,151 I mean, obviously you have to have this all wrapped up 470 00:28:13,235 --> 00:28:15,821 before Tearney lands, and I can blow the whistle on you. 471 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:17,531 You don't have a whistle. 472 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,993 All you have is a CV littered with dead joes. 473 00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:24,913 Well, I'm not sure your career will survive the death of Hassan Ahmed. 474 00:28:24,997 --> 00:28:26,707 But anyway, make your pitch. 475 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:30,002 I'm sure you've got some sweetener to help me neck this absolute bullshit. 476 00:28:30,002 --> 00:28:33,881 Sign a statement that tallies with Loy's, and that'll be the end of it. 477 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,424 You mean the end of me. 478 00:28:35,424 --> 00:28:37,551 You'd be fired, but no charges. 479 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:40,470 And enough of a pension to keep you in single malts. 480 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,349 A heavily redacted file will state that you were thinking out loud 481 00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:46,226 and Black went rogue. 482 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:47,936 When's Tearney get back? 483 00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,898 I mean, I'd love to run all this by her. 484 00:28:50,898 --> 00:28:53,275 Or we can sit here and watch the Slow Horses 485 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:57,029 walk in one by one and accept a job back here at the Park, 486 00:28:57,029 --> 00:28:59,781 while you fester in the basement 487 00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:03,493 until this is all cleared up, which I can make last a very long time. 488 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:06,496 And if you get lonely, I can always send Standish down. 489 00:29:08,123 --> 00:29:10,083 The treason charge against her will be resurrected, 490 00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:11,960 and this time I can make it stick. 491 00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,386 I think I might have been bitten at the canal. 492 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:27,851 Well, it sounds like a wonderful deal. 493 00:29:28,477 --> 00:29:29,770 And hats off to you. 494 00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:32,898 You really got me boxed in. 495 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,902 So print off a statement. Give me a pen. 496 00:29:38,278 --> 00:29:39,655 Fuck, I've just remembered. 497 00:29:40,656 --> 00:29:43,116 Yeah, there was something I meant to tell you 498 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,618 as soon as I walked in. 499 00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,580 The car that I returned. 500 00:29:48,664 --> 00:29:50,874 The one that's now parked in the basement. 501 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,377 It's got a bomb in the boot. 502 00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:09,393 - But I would walk 500 miles - Duffy. 503 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:39,506 Fuck's sake. 504 00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:51,768 Fucking Lamb. 505 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:53,562 What's he playing at? 506 00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,068 Shit. Secure the building! 507 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,696 Search it floor by floor! We've got an intruder! 508 00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:04,907 Door! 509 00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,146 - Now, tell me where the file is, please. - What file? What are you even saying? 510 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:37,606 Stop pissing around. You know exactly what I mean. 511 00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:39,566 Whatever it is you think I have, I don't. 512 00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:41,652 Can you just put that thing down, then we can-- 513 00:31:43,362 --> 00:31:45,572 - Which one's the photograph in? - What photograph? 514 00:31:45,656 --> 00:31:47,783 Taverner wanted me out because she knew I took a photograph 515 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:50,285 - of her and Alan Black. - I don't know what you're talking about, 516 00:31:50,369 --> 00:31:52,412 but she had plenty of reasons to want rid of you, mate. 517 00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:54,540 - You mean Stansted? - Exactly. That's why you're out. 518 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:58,836 I know what she did. She got you to fuck me over at Stansted 519 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:00,462 because she'd have an excuse to get rid of me. 520 00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:02,005 It was your fiasco. 521 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:06,218 Now, I'm pretty sure that she'll have asked you to destroy that photograph. 522 00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:08,929 And I'm even more sure that you'll have kept a copy for insurance. 523 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:12,182 So tell me where they are, and then I won't shoot you straight in the face. 524 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:14,434 Sorry, mate. You lost me. 525 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,606 Tell me where it is. 526 00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,150 Hey! 527 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:28,574 Come on, come on, come on. 528 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,159 Black. 529 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:34,830 Black, Black, Black. 530 00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:40,460 Come on. Come on. 531 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:45,007 Come on. 532 00:32:58,270 --> 00:32:59,271 No. 533 00:33:06,403 --> 00:33:09,323 All teams. All teams. Evacuate workstations. 534 00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:14,286 Please start approaching a secure area with passes and ID. 535 00:33:14,286 --> 00:33:16,205 This is a 1470... 536 00:33:16,205 --> 00:33:18,123 - Move! Move! - Come on! Let's go! 537 00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:20,250 All right, everybody out this way! 538 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:30,219 Stansted. 539 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,017 - Move! Get out! - Move! Move! Move! This way! 540 00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:38,560 Move! 541 00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:43,732 Stansted. Stansted, Stansted. 542 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:55,202 Motherf-- Fiasco. 543 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:58,205 Yeah. 544 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:03,043 - Clear. - Move. 545 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:04,336 We're evacuating this area. 546 00:34:04,336 --> 00:34:05,629 Move! 547 00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:07,714 - Move, move, move. - Out, out, out! 548 00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:15,889 - Coming through! - Clear out! 549 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,185 Out of the way! 550 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,525 All clear! Out! Out! 551 00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,069 - Move! - Move! 552 00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:33,532 Webb, we have a code 1470! 553 00:34:40,539 --> 00:34:43,458 - Down! - Down! On the floor. 554 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,840 ...extremely worrying, and added to the investigation... 555 00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:55,762 This is yours, I believe. 556 00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:01,518 Yeah. Must have forgot to attach the bomb part. 557 00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,857 Duffy and his men are sweeping the building as we speak. 558 00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:09,151 I assume it was Cartwright you smuggled in. 559 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,487 Nah, I thought it was helpful to test your security. 560 00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:15,449 I've got bad news. Your guys are not very good. 561 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,165 Put him in the basement, next to Loy. 562 00:35:25,876 --> 00:35:27,461 You got the gist of that. 563 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:31,173 Yeah. Well, if my guys were as good as your guys, 564 00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:32,799 they'd be your guys. 565 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:36,803 Now that little interlude is over, perhaps you'd like to sign this. 566 00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,603 Before I do that, I just got one question. 567 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:47,231 Who the fuck have you just sent to the basement? 568 00:35:48,565 --> 00:35:49,566 Ma'am. 569 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,194 - Good? - Yeah. 570 00:35:52,194 --> 00:35:54,571 Oh, no. I wouldn't do that, ma'am. 571 00:35:55,614 --> 00:35:56,740 Fiasco. 572 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:09,837 In three seconds, I could have a dozen guns pointed at your heads. 573 00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:11,505 Yeah, but you won't do that. 574 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:14,591 Because you don't want anyone to see these. 575 00:36:17,678 --> 00:36:18,679 Here, look. 576 00:36:19,555 --> 00:36:23,225 There's you, and there's Alan Black. 577 00:36:24,643 --> 00:36:27,563 Remember setting up the thing you're accusing me of? 578 00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:32,568 Kidnapping Hassan Ahmed in a false flag operation 579 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:36,989 so you could rescue him, look good and score some points. 580 00:36:37,698 --> 00:36:41,451 You did tell me all that earlier, but this is evidence. 581 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,914 Yeah, I've put your name in. If you'd just initial the changes. 582 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,332 Sign at the bottom. 583 00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,128 I met with an ex-agent. That means nothing. 584 00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:54,423 You won't mind if we send this to Tearney then? 585 00:36:54,423 --> 00:36:57,217 - And everyone else at the Park. - And Hobden, while we're at it. 586 00:36:57,301 --> 00:37:00,137 No, no. Hobden's a kook. Send it to all the news desks. 587 00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:02,347 - News desks. - What do you want? 588 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,099 I want that kid found alive. 589 00:37:04,183 --> 00:37:05,309 And you think I don't? 590 00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:10,189 I think your attention's been split between finding him and burning me. 591 00:37:14,318 --> 00:37:18,363 There are three possible vehicles. We have lost track of all of them. 592 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:20,616 We are doing everything we can. 593 00:37:20,616 --> 00:37:22,367 There's something more you could do. 594 00:37:22,451 --> 00:37:23,827 Cartwright got Hobden's phone. 595 00:37:23,911 --> 00:37:27,539 It turns out there's a certain someone he called when it all went to shit. 596 00:37:28,457 --> 00:37:31,793 Maybe you should pay that someone a visit. 597 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:44,556 Hey, this deal with your uncle, how much money we talking? 598 00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:46,892 Well, name your price. 599 00:37:47,643 --> 00:37:49,186 What is he? A billionaire? 600 00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:53,148 No, he's got businesses and lots of investments. Lots. 601 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:56,109 Oh, yeah? Well, how come he never helped you out before? 602 00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:59,279 You was living in a right shitheap back in Leeds. 603 00:38:01,114 --> 00:38:04,243 He said he wanted me to make my own way, like he did. 604 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:06,870 But he wouldn't want me hurt. 605 00:38:06,954 --> 00:38:08,121 He wouldn't want me hurt. 606 00:38:08,205 --> 00:38:10,123 Hey, listen. Listen, why would he lie? 607 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,418 Like you said, he better not be bullshitting. 608 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:16,547 Because if there is no uncle and there is no money, 609 00:38:16,547 --> 00:38:19,132 - we're gonna find out, you know? - The money will be there, I swear. 610 00:38:19,216 --> 00:38:22,344 - Okay? I promise it's there. My uncle-- - Yeah, all right, all right. All right! 611 00:38:22,344 --> 00:38:23,720 Jesus. 612 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,974 Look, he did well at the petrol station. 613 00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,184 You did. 614 00:38:29,268 --> 00:38:31,436 So I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. 615 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,064 He can come with us. 616 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:39,236 But only if he makes me laugh. 617 00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:44,741 If he fucking what? 618 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:48,579 He's a comedian, isn't he? 619 00:38:49,621 --> 00:38:53,125 Well, I say "comedian." He's never had the balls to go on stage. 620 00:38:55,335 --> 00:38:56,628 Come on, now! 621 00:38:56,712 --> 00:38:58,589 This is your big chance. You wanna come with us, don't ya? 622 00:38:58,589 --> 00:39:01,133 - Roast us like on Comedy Central. - Make us laugh. 623 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:02,217 Go on! 624 00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:04,887 - Waiting. - Okay, okay. 625 00:39:10,475 --> 00:39:13,478 So you're the Sons of Albion, huh? 626 00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:16,523 Just a hunch, 627 00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:18,942 but is Albion married to his first cousin? 628 00:39:20,485 --> 00:39:21,778 That's just fucking rude. 629 00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:23,906 That's the point. It's insults. 630 00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:26,575 Go on. 631 00:39:28,243 --> 00:39:29,620 "The Sons of Albion." 632 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:32,581 Because "Unfuckable White Men with Daddy Issues" 633 00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,541 doesn't quite fit on a neck tattoo, does it? 634 00:39:36,627 --> 00:39:37,628 Dear me. 635 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,383 I guess you got what you wanted. 636 00:39:44,384 --> 00:39:45,552 A Muslim bombing. 637 00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:53,310 Now, that's good. 638 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:55,646 That is good. More. 639 00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,900 The Sons of Albion: 640 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,986 Saving Great Britain from the infidels Monday to Thursday, 641 00:40:03,612 --> 00:40:05,864 but can't resist a good curry on a Friday night. 642 00:40:09,201 --> 00:40:10,410 He's talking about us! 643 00:40:11,954 --> 00:40:13,997 You know there's 1.8 billion Muslims in the world? 644 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,457 - Yeah? - He's on a roll. 645 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,459 You're gonna need a bigger van, mate. 646 00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:21,296 Hey, do him. 647 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:22,214 Do him. 648 00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:23,465 - Go on. Go on. - Look at him. 649 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,217 If he was any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich. 650 00:40:26,677 --> 00:40:29,388 Another one! Another one! This guy! Another one! 651 00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:32,808 And this one, he's so dumb, he's got a note in his underpants: 652 00:40:32,808 --> 00:40:34,059 "Wipe arse. Use paper." 653 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,271 Hey! 654 00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:40,357 You're fucking funny! 655 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:42,484 He's laughing now! He's laughing-- 656 00:40:42,568 --> 00:40:43,569 God! 657 00:40:44,236 --> 00:40:47,155 He's laughing now? He's laughing! 658 00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:52,744 Fuck! 659 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:08,802 Now that's fucking funny.