1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:11,428 Well, the race is on to save a young, British Asian man, Hassan Ahmed, 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,806 who has been kidnapped by members of a far right group 3 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,684 calling themselves the Sons of Albion. 4 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:20,354 - The kidnappers have made no demands... - Jesus. 5 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,189 ...and it appears the authorities are no closer... 6 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,815 - Shit. - ...to discovering his whereabouts. 7 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,442 - So bleak. - Yeah. 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,529 I mean, we're behind the scenes, and we know nothing. [breathes deeply] 9 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,322 Well, we know the bastards are gonna kill him. 10 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,533 - Yeah, because they haven't made-- - Made any demands, yeah. 11 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,244 ...how and, indeed, why he was targeted 12 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,620 beyond his ethnic background. 13 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:38,455 Do you think Lamb knows what's going on? 14 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,875 Well, I'm sure he could find out if he wanted to. 15 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,418 I'm not sure he cares. 16 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:47,506 You know, Lamb's password is "password." 17 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,924 - "Password"? - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,134 - How do you know? - Ho told me. 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,471 - And what did that cost you? - Nothing. [chuckles] 20 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,724 He just wanted to tell someone, didn't he? To prove how clever he is. 21 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,685 [TV continues, indistinct] 22 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,479 How much do you think the Park's gonna be telling Lamb? 23 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:06,316 I mean, we could find out. He's bound to be copied in on updates for live ops. 24 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,401 [Louisa] Mmm. 25 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:12,406 But... probably shouldn't. 26 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,242 Um, do you want another drink? 27 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,536 Yeah, maybe. 28 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:21,164 Or... [inhales deeply] I don't know. Maybe back to the office. 29 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:22,875 [Min] Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,670 Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, it's better than getting pissed here, isn't it? 31 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,255 - Not helping, are we? - Exactly. No. 32 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:29,715 - Yeah. - Last order at the bar, guys. 33 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,008 Okay, thanks. Another drink? 34 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,759 Okay, but something quick. Shots. 35 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,470 [laughing, chattering indistinctly] 36 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:39,391 - [Louisa] Oh, my God. I don't know-- - Can you hurry up? 37 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,601 - Can I just do it? - Here. 38 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,352 - 'Cause it's really painful to watch. - Go on. 39 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,229 - All right. Are you ready? - Yeah. 40 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,440 - Want to see my technique in action? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 41 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,401 Okay. [exhales] 42 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:52,279 - [Louisa laughs] - Ow. Arse. 43 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,531 - You have to turn the handle at the same-- - Shh! 44 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,702 How have you still not learned how to open the fricking door? 45 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,245 - But that was smooth. - Uh-huh. 46 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:02,414 - That was smooth as you like. - According to who? 47 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,918 What? Me. That was cool. Cool as a cucumber. All right, shush. 48 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,252 - Try and be quiet. - No, you sh-- 49 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,628 [Min] Try, if you can. 50 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,380 [Louisa chuckling] I can't see. 51 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,548 [Min] Right, turn that w-- 52 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,259 - Let me get the light. - [both laughing] 53 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,064 [thudding] 54 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,859 Sorry. Uh, am I not doing it right? 55 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,153 - I haven't-- It's been a while. - Did you hear that? 56 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,781 Hear what? 57 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:36,949 I don't know. A noise. 58 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,116 Like a mouse? 59 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,409 Do we have mice? 60 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,746 Yeah. Yeah, we've got lots of mice. 61 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,748 Or something that does mouse droppings around the place. 62 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,166 - Shut up. - Ho. 63 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,377 [both laugh] 64 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,090 - [scraping, banging] - [Min] Okay, I heard that. 65 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,429 [whispering] I think it was Lamb's office. Sounded like Lamb's office. 66 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,473 [Louisa] I don't know. There's no lights on. 67 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,923 [whispering] Wait. Are you sure we wanna do this? 68 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,217 [whispering] What else should we be doing? 69 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:40,262 Well, I mean, I'd rather be doing what we were just doing. 70 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:43,223 - [scoffs] God. - All right. Of course. Priorities. 71 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,517 - [thudding] - [Louisa gasps] 72 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:15,255 [Min exhales sharply, whispers] No. 73 00:04:17,673 --> 00:04:19,760 - [normal] Corkboard? - [thuds] 74 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:21,928 No, there were two noises. 75 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,263 Well, maybe it bounced. 76 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:24,348 [thudding] 77 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,725 Okay. 78 00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,787 - [chuckles] - Fuck it. 79 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,957 [sighs] So, what-- what-- what now? 80 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,417 Do you wanna go back to my place or we go back to yours? 81 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:53,544 [Louisa scoffs] 82 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,255 [chuckles] Let's do one more sweep. 83 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,340 [Min shouts, grunts] 84 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,592 [both grunting] 85 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,558 - [bone crunches] - [Min groaning] 86 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:10,102 [Louisa] Min? Min! 87 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,688 [door opens] 88 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:14,940 - Min. - [footsteps approaching] 89 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:16,358 - Min, you all right? - Yeah. Yeah. 90 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,943 - Min? - The gun, the gun. 91 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,737 [groans] 92 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,781 - You okay? - Fine. I'm fine. 93 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,244 - No pulse. I think you broke his neck. - [panting] 94 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:28,954 He broke his own fucking neck. 95 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:31,790 Oh, my God. 96 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,795 - [groans] - Oh, my God. 97 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:38,922 - Fuck. - What the fuck? 98 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,592 [Min groans] 99 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:37,898 [hospital announcer] Dr. Lawrence, come to surgical three. Non-emergency. 100 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,400 Dr. Lawrence, please. Dr. Lawrence, please. 101 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:43,904 Dr. Lawrence, come to surgical three. Non-emergency. 102 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,920 [door opens] 103 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,756 [footsteps approaching] 104 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,599 Can I help you, sir? 105 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,647 Think you must be lost, sir. 106 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,650 They'll help you at reception with whatever you're after. 107 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,569 - [blow lands] - [person grunts] 108 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:26,280 [clattering, scuffling] 109 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,283 [person gurgles] 110 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,870 - [clattering, scuffling stop] - [footsteps] 111 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,593 A shoe... 112 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,512 in a bag? 113 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,266 - [chuckles] I'm embarrassed for you. - [mop clatters] 114 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:57,936 [River] Wait, wait, wait. 115 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,189 - He's got my phone and my pass. - [sighs] 116 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:04,026 [breathing heavily] 117 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,071 - Take all the time you need. - Yeah. 118 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,493 [chattering] 119 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,413 Sorry. Um, Sidonie Baker, do you where she's, um-- 120 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,916 Lamb. La-- 121 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,877 Lamb, I can't just leave without knowing how she is. 122 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:23,587 She's still on the table. 123 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,173 What do you mean? Is she gonna make it? 124 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,800 [Jackson] Why the fuck did you ride in the ambulance? 125 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:32,011 I thought she was dying. I'm not just gonna fucking leave her there, am I? 126 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,679 - Would you? - Yes. 127 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,682 It was a dumb dick move. 128 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,061 Once you called it in, your ID was flashing lights and sounding whistles 129 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:40,604 from here to Regent's Park. 130 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,272 That's why that Dog was waiting for you. 131 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,859 Wait, how did you know I was here? 132 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,319 'Cause once you went walkabout, 133 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:50,030 - I got Ho to monitor the Park's alerts. - Why? 134 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,282 In case you did something as stupid as you did. 135 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,619 [car door slams] 136 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,415 [engine starts] 137 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,794 [sighs] 138 00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:05,629 Okay. 139 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,590 They, uh-- They say she might live. 140 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:09,842 Oh, thank Christ. 141 00:09:09,842 --> 00:09:11,552 [chuckles] 142 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,556 No thanks to you. 143 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,606 [news anchor] No indication as yet 144 00:09:24,690 --> 00:09:27,067 that the authorities know where Hassan is being held. 145 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,112 - [newscast continues, indistinct] - [wood cracking] 146 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,323 - [vehicle passes] - [panting] 147 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,291 [grunting, panting] 148 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,297 - [coughs] - [wood snaps] 149 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,674 [breathing heavily] 150 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:59,641 - [people chattering, indistinct] - [footsteps] 151 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,480 - [coughs] - [Tom Bradby] Police are now saying 152 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:10,068 the threat to Leeds University student Hassan is grave and imminent. 153 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,071 His liaison officers remain with Hassan's parents, 154 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,283 but it has been some hours since anyone has been seen 155 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,952 entering or, indeed, leaving the house. 156 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,955 - [cell phone buzzing] - We can go to a live press briefing 157 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,541 - being given by West Yorkshire Police. - Yeah? 158 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,377 Cartwright's gone. I think it was Lamb. 159 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,962 - [Diana] Find them. - [line clicks] 160 00:10:29,046 --> 00:10:31,882 [police spokesperson on TV] Hassan Ahmed was here after he left this comedy club, 161 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,550 The Last Laugh, at approximately 11... 162 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:35,636 [siren wailing in distance] 163 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,935 [River] Slough House? 164 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,978 Why have you brought me back here? 165 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,688 [sighs] Because you're my agent, 166 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,191 and you were there when another of my agents was shot, 167 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,276 so I'm doing your debrief. 168 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,196 What the hell were you two doing at Hobden's? 169 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,200 He's got something on his laptop that the Park want. 170 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,452 I think he's connected to th-- to the kidnappers. 171 00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:02,454 Sid thought this too? 172 00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:04,998 Well, she followed me following Hobden. 173 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:10,379 She told me she'd been put in Slough House to watch me. 174 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:16,510 Was that before or after she got shot in the head? 175 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,053 [tires squealing] 176 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:30,107 Who was it? 177 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,025 Who was what? 178 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:33,986 Who shot her, you pillock? 179 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:37,698 I don't know. I couldn't see his face. He had a balaclava on and tactical gear. 180 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,366 So, a pro? 181 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,620 Yeah. But, uh-- Well, kind of. 182 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,622 [scoffs] For fuck's sake, Cartwright. 183 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,165 - [River] I-- - God. 184 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,294 Can you let me think for one minute? Would that be fine? 185 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,466 I don't know. It was strange. It was like he-- he-- 186 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,636 he wanted me to think that he was one of the Dogs. 187 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,806 But it just-- It wasn't quite right. 188 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,146 And he didn't speak the whole time. 189 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,276 Like he was worried I might recognize his voice. 190 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,360 God. 191 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,380 [sighs] 192 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:39,510 There's your answer, Cartwright. Jed fucking Moody. 193 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:43,430 If you had issues with him, I could have spoken to HR. 194 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:44,806 No, we didn't know it was him. 195 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,142 - He jumped out. - I'm not sure that counts as a defense. 196 00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:48,644 He had a gun. 197 00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,229 Better. He used it earlier. 198 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:53,232 - Shot Sid Baker with it. - What, he killed Sid? Why? 199 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:54,900 No. She's-- She's fine. She's alive. 200 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,235 Mmm. She was 20 minutes ago. 201 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:59,446 But wait. Why-- Why the fuck did he shoot her? Where were they? 202 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,534 We were at Robert Hobden's. Sid followed me. I never asked her to. 203 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,077 [Louisa] What was Moody doing there? 204 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,080 [River] I don't know why he was there. He broke in dressed like this. 205 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,832 - What was he doing here? - Well, we didn't get a chance to ask. 206 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:13,210 But he'd-- He'd been in your office. 207 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,003 Your corkboard was off the wall. 208 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,425 [Jackson] Can you account for your movements? 209 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,512 - Well, we were over the road. And... - In-- In the pub. 210 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:26,056 [groans] Fuck me. 211 00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,685 If this is nicer than going back to your place, I pity you. 212 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:32,521 [grunts] Where's, uh-- Where's the gun? 213 00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:34,356 - [Louisa] It's over there. - [sniffles, exhales] 214 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,191 He looked like using it? 215 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:40,362 [stammers] Look, let's get this straight. 216 00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,947 This is not a court of law. 217 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,949 Did he look like using it? 218 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:46,201 [Min] He didn't point it exactly, no. 219 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:48,871 Yeah, well, you might want to reconsider your position on that. 220 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,374 - I didn't mean to kill him. - Of course you didn't. 221 00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,293 If you meant to kill him, he'd still be alive. 222 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,254 Hmm. What's this? 223 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,299 [grunts] Dirty bastard. 224 00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,967 What, was he gonna bug your office? 225 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,596 Uh, it'd be an odd move after shooting one of my joes. 226 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,473 No, he was cleaning up. 227 00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:10,309 Prior to getting out. 228 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,102 Well... 229 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,521 the prostitutes of Paraguay, 230 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:17,608 or whichever non-extradition destination he was headed for, 231 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,234 have had a lucky escape. 232 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,736 [sighs] 233 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:25,282 [grunting] 234 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,410 Two mobiles. 235 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,787 Jed, Jed, Jed. 236 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:33,540 Eh, I'm surprised you had enough friends to carry one. 237 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,375 [groans] 238 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,419 - [cell phone beeping] - This one's barely used. 239 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,588 Just one incoming call. 240 00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,672 You should ring it. 241 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:44,092 Thank fuck you're here. 242 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,845 I would never have thought of that. 243 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:48,972 [beeping] 244 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,682 [line rings] 245 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,851 [Diana] Moody? 246 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,646 I'm afraid he can't come to the phone right now. 247 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:57,814 Jackson. 248 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,358 We need to talk. 249 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:04,488 Come on. 250 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:08,325 - Yes? - I need to see him. 251 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,743 It's very late, sir. 252 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,246 - I know that. Is he here? - Who shall I say, sir? 253 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,122 Hobden. It's Robert Hobden. 254 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,378 Whoa. Just-- Just save us all a lot of back and forth. 255 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,880 Just tell him, if he's not receiving guests now, 256 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,299 he will need to make himself available in the morning, 257 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:28,387 'cause there will be cameras out front and tabloids trying to get in the back. 258 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,103 [chattering, laughing] 259 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:40,941 Wait here. 260 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:50,158 - [chattering, laughing continue] - [exhales sharply] 261 00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,295 Robert Hobden, as I live and breathe and shag like a lord. 262 00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:02,963 Good to see you, old chum. 263 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,882 Timing's a little off. 264 00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:07,634 But when a friend drops by, my door is always open, 265 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,345 and my wine is waiting to be uncorked. 266 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,181 I've got this, Seb. Give us a moment, would you? 267 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,685 What the fuck are you doing here, you stupid fucking twat? 268 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,979 [sighs] I have been trying to contact you. 269 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:22,566 I've been avoiding your calls. Take the hint. You're fucking toxic. 270 00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,568 - Did anyone see you arrive? - I don't know. 271 00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:27,821 - What kind of prick answer is that? - It's the only prick answer I've got. 272 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,158 - What happened? - [sighs] 273 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,577 Someone tried to kill me tonight. 274 00:16:33,577 --> 00:16:34,912 Well, a lot of fanatics about. 275 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,873 - You're not the most popular-- - It wasn't a fanatic. It was a spook. 276 00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:38,957 - A spook? - Mmm. 277 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,253 MI5 sent a man, masked man, to my flat, with a gun, to get my laptop. 278 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,548 Fucking hell! I don't know where anything is. I hardly ever come in here. 279 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,344 Why would MI5 want your computer? 280 00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:54,473 Because I have intel about the kidnapping. The Muslim boy. 281 00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,058 Why should I care about the kidnapping? 282 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:59,478 I've already made enough of a tit of myself, claiming it was ISIS. 283 00:16:59,478 --> 00:17:03,357 Because your entire career has been playing the nationalist card. 284 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:06,401 And if that boy dies, the closest you'll get to Downing Street 285 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,195 is looking down on it from an open-top bus. 286 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,055 You alone? 287 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,228 Don't know why they had to clean up the canals. 288 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,399 There was a time you could find an oil drum 289 00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:48,485 or a corpse to use as a target. 290 00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,955 What do you think you're playing at? 291 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,333 Well, that's fucking choice, considering I lent you an agent 292 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,252 for what you said was a run-of-the-mill op, 293 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:06,879 who now has a bullet in her head. 294 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,423 "What do you think you're playing at?" is my line, 295 00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,425 with a few fucking fucks thrown in. 296 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,969 I'm sorry, but the brief was not for her to be on Hobden 24/7. 297 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,221 No, the brief was to be on Cartwright 24/7. 298 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:19,808 Which makes me think she was your agent all along, 299 00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,727 and you were just asking for show. 300 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:27,357 - Where was she when she was-- - She was shot outside Hobden's. 301 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:33,488 Intentionally or otherwise, by Jed Moody, another one of your recruits. 302 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,115 So, if I may be so bold, 303 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,201 what the living fuck do you think you're playing at? 304 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,203 Check the rule book, Lamb. 305 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,748 You run Slough House, and God knows no one wants to take that away from you, 306 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:45,542 but I am Second Desk, head of ops, 307 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,377 which means directing personnel. 308 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,380 All personnel. Yours or anybody else's. 309 00:18:51,882 --> 00:18:55,052 [passes gas, grunts] Better out than in. 310 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,846 Oh, God, you're vile. 311 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,390 [sniffs, groans] Actually, maybe not. 312 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,270 So, say you're right and this is none of my business, 313 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,815 what do I do about the body on my staircase? 314 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,985 - Moody? - Yeah. 315 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,112 He's dead? 316 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:17,282 It's hard to tell, given his IQ, but yes. 317 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:18,659 - Jesus. - Yeah. 318 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:22,371 But if you wanted to subcontract, you could've done better than Jed Moody. 319 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:26,625 Even when he was good, he wasn't any good. The guy's a fucking fridge magnet. 320 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,418 - Who took him down? - W-- [laughs] 321 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,630 Here's the funny part. He forgot to tie his shoelaces. 322 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:34,258 [laughing] He f-- He fell down the stairs. 323 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,470 Yes. When you're in front of Limitations, 324 00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,973 you might want to leave out the bit about that being funny. 325 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,017 Oh, Limitations. 326 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:47,479 So, do we call in the Dogs? 327 00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,481 Hell, it's a death, Diana. 328 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,192 I could call the police. I should. 329 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,236 I've got a mobile phone on me. 330 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,280 Yeah, I could use that. 331 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,073 Yeah, I found it on Moody's body. 332 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,743 The odd thing is, the only number in it is yours. 333 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,412 Yeah, you've made your point. 334 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:08,000 It's after 02:00, Diana. 335 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,335 And my team is smaller than it was yesterday. 336 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:14,631 You've got till I finish this fag before I start making calls. 337 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:18,177 Okay. 338 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:22,848 I was talking to my brother at the Frontline Club. 339 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,394 And I mentioned we were developing operations to neutralize the nationalists. 340 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,146 You are fucking kidding me. 341 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:33,066 Sons of Albion have links to groups all under Simmonds's umbrella. 342 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,027 I can use this to roll them all up. 343 00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,946 So, you set up some half-arsed scheme 344 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:42,034 involving a neofascist group kidnapping a Muslim kid 345 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,745 and threatening to chop his head off on YouTube? 346 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:47,873 Except it's not going to happen 'cause one of the group is yours. 347 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,249 - Close? - Half-arsed? 348 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,586 One dead and one in intensive care because what? 349 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:55,172 You-- You-- You think Hobden's got a piece of the puzzle? 350 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,634 When I went to the bar at the Frontline Club, 351 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:00,802 I saw Hobden in the booth behind us. 352 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,681 Bad tradecraft on my part, no-- no question. 353 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:08,852 Uh, you thought he might have overheard you or recorded it? 354 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,979 That's why you needed to know what he had. 355 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,689 [scoffs] 356 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,943 [chattering] 357 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,152 Do you have any proof? 358 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,615 No, but MI5 must think I do. That's why they tried to kill me tonight. 359 00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:24,368 And you come here, leaving a trail of mad, shitty footprints. 360 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:28,205 - I don't want to be caught up in this. - You're already caught up in this. 361 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,999 You have to warn them and get them out! 362 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,167 And say what? 363 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:38,006 Tell them that th-this whole setup, this supposed execution, is a fake. 364 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:41,593 That the Sons of Albion, who've never been more than a bunch of moronic street thugs, 365 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,929 have been set up by the intelligence services. 366 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,764 By an agent provocateur. 367 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:48,141 And I'm to, what, announce this in the House? 368 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:49,309 Or maybe on the Today program? 369 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,771 Peter, we've known each other for years. Don't try and fob me off. 370 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,648 We are not friends, Robert. 371 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,859 You've always treated me fairly in print, and I respect that. 372 00:21:56,859 --> 00:21:58,485 But let's face it, you're a fucking has-been, 373 00:21:58,569 --> 00:22:01,154 and it's no longer appropriate to be associated with you. 374 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,407 So take it somewhere else. 375 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:05,576 Maybe to your pals in the British Patriotic Party. 376 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,160 [scoffs] What? They won't believe me. 377 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,497 Well, I can't warn these Sons of Whatever. I don't know the fuckers. 378 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:13,125 But you know people who know people. 379 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:15,085 You have to warn them. 380 00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:18,505 You have to get the word out. A spy's in their midst. 381 00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:21,717 A rescue will be staged, and they will all be killed. 382 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:24,094 I'm a respected and much-loved national figure. 383 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:27,222 I don't have any of the contacts you're talking about, you mad bastard. 384 00:22:27,306 --> 00:22:28,765 [spouse] Peter, you're needed! 385 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:31,393 The second I go upstairs, 386 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,645 you get the fuck out of here, or I'll have Seb drag you out. 387 00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:35,439 I have the photo of you at the rally. 388 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:39,610 Darling, Nahim and Ursula are going to go very soon. 389 00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,905 Already? And skipping cheese, are they? I'll see about that. 390 00:22:42,905 --> 00:22:44,948 Let's open some port and tempt them to stay. 391 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:47,242 Would your friend care to join us? 392 00:22:47,326 --> 00:22:50,412 Rob and I have been discussing some very official secret hush-hush, darling. 393 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,122 No one's supposed to know he's here. 394 00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,249 You wait here, bud. 395 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,544 I'll settle things upstairs and be back in a jiffy. 396 00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,759 [sighs] 397 00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,888 I can't help but notice you seem, you know, pretty relaxed 398 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,140 for someone who set up a false flag operation 399 00:23:10,224 --> 00:23:14,728 to behead an innocent kid in what, uh, four hours. 400 00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:16,563 They're not gonna do it. 401 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,441 Their core messaging suggests they very much are. 402 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:22,152 Our agent told them they didn't actually need a beheading. 403 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,738 They just had to show that they could do it if pushed. 404 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,991 That's a hell of a gamble. I wouldn't fancy your odds. 405 00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:29,326 You underestimate me. 406 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,662 The boy was chosen with care. 407 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:34,790 The kid. Who is he? 408 00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:37,960 He's Mahmud Gul's nephew. Gul is-- 409 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,838 I know who Mahmud fucking Gul is. 410 00:23:40,838 --> 00:23:44,049 He's number two in Pakistan's military intelligence. 411 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:45,592 And-- And this gets you what? 412 00:23:45,676 --> 00:23:47,010 We will rescue his nephew, 413 00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:50,973 and if that gets us even 10% more cooperation with the Pakistanis, 414 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,099 it will be worth it. 415 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:54,935 If this goes tits up-- and Christ knows it hasn't gone right yet-- 416 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,396 you-- you've assassinated his nephew! 417 00:23:57,396 --> 00:24:00,148 - Our man is-- - Oh, "your man." 418 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:03,402 This isn't a sanctioned service op, Diana. 419 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:05,070 This is off the books! 420 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:08,866 This is pirate shit! Now you've got Hobden in the wind! 421 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,243 You gotta roll this up! 422 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:13,954 - It can still work. - It-- 423 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:17,958 - This can neutralize the far right. - [stammers] It can't. 424 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:26,341 [suspenseful music playing on TV] 425 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,637 [Hassan snoring on monitor] 426 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,558 [sighs] 427 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,102 How the fuck is he sleepin'? 428 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:40,772 I know I couldn't sleep with what he thinks is about to happen. I know that. 429 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:44,568 He won't have slept since we grabbed him. 430 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:47,321 He must be exhausted. 431 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:49,489 You wanna go down and sing him a lullaby, do you? 432 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:51,158 [Zeppo chuckles] 433 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,493 [snoring continues] 434 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:56,997 Fuck's sake. 435 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,666 [sighs] I'll mute it. 436 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:02,211 Can still see the lights. 437 00:25:02,211 --> 00:25:04,296 [TV playing, indistinct] 438 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:06,215 [imitating snoring] 439 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:08,300 [breathing heavily] 440 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,733 [sniffles] 441 00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:28,028 [imitating snoring continues] 442 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:35,285 [object scraping] 443 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,796 [grunts, pants] 444 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:48,131 [straining] 445 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:49,508 [wood snaps, clatters] 446 00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:51,927 - Little fucker! - Bastard! 447 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,971 Come on then. 448 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,141 - Get down there. - [panting] 449 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:01,186 Help! Somebody help me! 450 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:03,230 [grunts] Somebody help me, please! 451 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,481 - [Larry] Grab his legs! - [Moe] No, no. 452 00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:07,442 - Somebody help me! Oh, no, no! - [Larry] Get him down from there! 453 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:10,696 - [screams] Help me! Help me! Help! - [Moe] Get the fucker out of here. 454 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,117 Just humor me and explore the flip side. 455 00:26:15,701 --> 00:26:18,287 If those Sons of Nonsense get wind of what you're up to, 456 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:20,539 that kid is as good as dead, and your man too. 457 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,916 You've gotta call him and tell him his cover's blown. 458 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,711 Not possible. He wanted them to go dark. No phones. 459 00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,297 [stammers] Send in the Dogs early. 460 00:26:28,881 --> 00:26:31,383 If we bring it forward, we need to let him know 461 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,343 so he can secure Hassan and get out himself. 462 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,846 - Yeah. Well, lots of luck with that one. - You're gonna help me. 463 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,390 Ugh. Oh, no, I'm not. And nor are any of my people. 464 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,766 They brought the boy to London. 465 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:42,102 They're holding him in a house this side of the river. 466 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,855 All I'm asking you to do is literally knock on the door. 467 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,523 Our man will answer, and... 468 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,943 - What's the signal? - Your face is the signal. 469 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:51,987 My face? 470 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:54,573 Oh, you're a legend in the service, Jackson. 471 00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,493 He'll recognize your face and know something's about to go down. 472 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:01,705 He'll secure Hassan, and Dogs will be right behind you. 473 00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:03,790 They'll go in and do the dirty work. 474 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:09,046 I've got other things I could do tonight, Diana. 475 00:27:09,046 --> 00:27:12,174 [sniffles] I've got a really massive shit brewin'. 476 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:14,968 I could sit and read a book and birth that beauty. 477 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:17,221 [sighs] 478 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:21,058 Was Moody alone when he died? 479 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:24,269 We're all alone in the end, don't you think, Diana? 480 00:27:24,353 --> 00:27:25,854 In those final moments? 481 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,648 If he did have company, 482 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,401 that company might come under intense scrutiny. 483 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:33,362 Oh, by all means, call in the Dogs. 484 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,322 And when they're finished tearing you apart, 485 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:38,367 maybe they'll have enough strength to pick at the rest of this. 486 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:40,619 Either way, I couldn't give a monkey's. 487 00:27:41,286 --> 00:27:43,080 Even if it was Standish? 488 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,377 Y-- You're tossin' darts. 489 00:27:48,377 --> 00:27:50,838 Standish wasn't there. She's at home asleep. 490 00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:52,673 I'm not talking about tonight. 491 00:27:52,673 --> 00:27:55,592 I'm talking about the night Charles Partner died. 492 00:27:56,510 --> 00:28:00,764 Catherine Standish came very close to a treason charge. 493 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,393 That file could be reopened, reassessed. 494 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:06,895 Didn't fly then. It won't fly now. 495 00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,939 A lot of other things might come out. 496 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:15,737 That is not a can of worms you want to open. 497 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:17,489 Do I look keen? 498 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,995 Like it or not, Slough House is part of this now. 499 00:28:22,995 --> 00:28:25,163 You'll all get turned over. 500 00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:29,209 Standish will find out some things it would be better for her not to know. 501 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,348 I'll go knock on the door for you. 502 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:49,605 But in return, I want the Standish file. 503 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:56,069 And you've been using Slough House as your personal toy box, 504 00:28:56,153 --> 00:28:57,279 which pisses me off. 505 00:28:57,279 --> 00:28:58,780 - Are we clear? - Crystal. 506 00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,073 Oh, there's more. 507 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,577 Moody disappears. 508 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:07,706 Baker, a victim of street crime. 509 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:11,376 Anyone with me tonight is fireproof. 510 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:12,461 Oh. 511 00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,839 And you are in my debt until you're in a care home. 512 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,091 God, you really care about them, don't you? 513 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:19,176 Mmm. 514 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:22,930 Nah. I think they're a bunch of fucking losers. 515 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,266 But they're my losers. 516 00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:32,397 For what it's worth, I'm sorry about Baker. 517 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,108 I'll have that marked on her chart. 518 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,779 You know, the one that clips to the bottom of her bed 519 00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:40,989 that tells you when her catheter needs changin'. 520 00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,915 - [chattering] - [footsteps approaching] 521 00:29:49,915 --> 00:29:55,170 I apologize for the threat, but I do need you to listen to me. 522 00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:56,755 Don't you see? 523 00:29:56,839 --> 00:30:00,175 They want everyone to forget 524 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:04,096 a-about body parts on the tube. 525 00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:08,016 Madmen with swords, hacking people to bits on bridges. 526 00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,476 But instead, we'll have footage 527 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,647 of our brave spooks rescuin' some brown-skinned boy 528 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,358 and paintin' the right as a bunch of murdering bastards. 529 00:30:16,358 --> 00:30:18,861 [ice clattering] 530 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,612 Do you want them to get away with it? 531 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:25,075 This will stop you from taking your party and your country further to the right. 532 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,287 Oh, that ground will be poisoned, 533 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:32,749 and there'll be a swing to happy-clappy, rainbow Britain. 534 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:33,876 [chuckles] 535 00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:35,460 Where the rights of the minority 536 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:38,422 drown out the rights of the true-born majority, 537 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:40,174 and you'll have to go along with it. 538 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:43,552 And that will pain you. And I know that you're with me on this. 539 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:46,054 - [water running] - [pots clattering] 540 00:30:46,138 --> 00:30:50,392 Now I don't want to have to use that photo to make you do this. 541 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:52,269 I want you to do this willingly. 542 00:30:52,269 --> 00:30:55,063 - [grunts] - [groans] 543 00:30:56,315 --> 00:30:59,151 [breathing heavily] 544 00:30:59,151 --> 00:31:01,069 Listen to me, fucko. 545 00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:03,739 That photo doesn't exist. 546 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,158 If it did, anyone who was in it 547 00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:09,369 would make sure all copies and negatives were destroyed. 548 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:14,416 But say it did exist and you somehow had a copy. 549 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:18,253 I can brush it off quicker than you can cream your piles. 550 00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:20,547 "It's photoshopped. 551 00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,050 It's a wave, not a Nazi salute. 552 00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:25,677 It was fancy dress. Poor taste, but not a crime. 553 00:31:26,303 --> 00:31:29,097 I was young and drunk and stupid, 554 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:32,017 and this is not the man I know myself to be. 555 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,394 Here's ten grand to an anti-fascist group." 556 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:39,816 Now get the fuck out of my house before I punch you so hard, I break my fist. 557 00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,361 [grunts] 558 00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:48,867 Seb. 559 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:53,288 [door opens, closes] 560 00:31:54,665 --> 00:31:57,417 You want me to follow him? Warn him off a return visit? 561 00:31:57,501 --> 00:32:00,045 No, but I'll need you to make some calls. 562 00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:02,923 - [tape ripping] - Fuck! That was close. 563 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:08,303 He is a horrible, slippery little prick. 564 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:10,973 Yeah. Well, he's not goin' anywhere now, 565 00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,225 so if either of you wanna doze off. 566 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:14,977 Nah. I'm pretty wired now. 567 00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:18,272 No. I'm stayin' awake, because I don't trust this little bastard. 568 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:21,775 [Moe] Easy. All in good time. All in good time. 569 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,443 Where's fucking laughing boy? 570 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,363 Don't know. Probably upstairs, havin' a bubble bath. 571 00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:29,700 All right, let's have some fun then. 572 00:32:31,451 --> 00:32:33,370 Might as well make some money off you two. 573 00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:36,331 Who's in? 574 00:32:36,832 --> 00:32:38,792 - [Zeppo] I'm all for a game of cards. - Yeah, all right. 575 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,378 [Larry] Um, let's get rid of some of these bottles. 576 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,297 - Don't be falling asleep in there. - [Moe] Yeah, go on. 577 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,464 [Zeppo] Mmm. [chuckles] 578 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:47,843 [footsteps approaching] 579 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,055 [panting] 580 00:32:54,308 --> 00:32:55,517 What happened to the gun? 581 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:02,733 All right. Come on, pillocks. 582 00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:15,120 Keep an eye on the place, eh, Jed? 583 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:21,627 - Has anyone else got a car here? - I have. 584 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:24,630 - You in a fit state to drive? - I can drive. 585 00:33:24,630 --> 00:33:26,340 I hold my drink better than Min. 586 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,800 All right. Cartwright, you're with me. 587 00:33:29,927 --> 00:33:31,261 You two fuckbirds follow. 588 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:32,554 [River] Where we going? 589 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:34,306 [Jackson] Roupell Street. South of the river. 590 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:36,058 - Why? - To assist with the rescue 591 00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,226 of Hassan Ahmed. 592 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:44,816 [reporter] Speaking this morning, 593 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,069 the Prime Minister described the kidnappers as pure evil. 594 00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:48,987 [reporter 2] Government is doing plenty of tough talking... 595 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:51,281 [reporter 3] The kidnappers are claiming to be 596 00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:53,200 from a group called the Sons of Albion. 597 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,910 [reporter 4] ...despicable and ghastly acts. 598 00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:57,829 [reporter 5] The fear is that another British citizen is going to die... 599 00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:00,040 [reporter 6] The British government now finds itself 600 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,918 fighting international terrorism on its home turf. 601 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:07,089 [reporter 7] ...as extremely worrying and added the investigation continues... 602 00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:09,757 [reporter 8] The deadline set by the men holding Hassan Ahmed 603 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:12,386 is now less than four hours away. 604 00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:25,858 [cell phone buzzes] 605 00:34:27,109 --> 00:34:29,527 Proceed. Lamb will knock. You clean up. 606 00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:30,445 Go! 607 00:35:01,268 --> 00:35:03,478 - It was money, wasn't it? - [Jackson] What? 608 00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:06,023 "What?" Come on. In that envelope you took off Moody. 609 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:09,151 It's your flight fund, in case you need to make a run for it. 610 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,613 Flight fund? Why, I haven't heard that for a long time. 611 00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:15,782 - Where'd you get that? Your grandfather? - How much? 612 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:18,035 [sighs] Fifteen hundred, 613 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:21,246 a passport and a key to a box. 614 00:35:21,330 --> 00:35:23,207 - Switzerland? - Fuck you, Switzerland. 615 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:27,544 Bank in a two-donkey French town four hours' drive from Paris. 616 00:35:27,628 --> 00:35:29,046 Why am I telling you all this? 617 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:32,382 Probably so you'd have an excuse to kill me. 618 00:35:33,050 --> 00:35:34,468 That's probably it. 619 00:35:34,468 --> 00:35:36,720 - [typing] - [phones ringing] 620 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,222 [chattering] 621 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:43,810 Home Office, ma'am. Barrowby. 622 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:47,105 Tell him I'm operational. I'll call him back when I can. 623 00:35:47,606 --> 00:35:48,607 Yes, ma'am. 624 00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:54,821 Do you, uh, think he can breathe in there? 625 00:35:54,905 --> 00:35:55,989 Get a move on. 626 00:35:56,073 --> 00:35:57,574 [Larry] He hasn't moved in ages. 627 00:35:57,658 --> 00:35:59,243 That's 'cause he's tied to a chair. 628 00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:05,499 You can breathe, can't you? 629 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:09,211 Don't piss about. Nod. I know you can hear me. 630 00:36:09,211 --> 00:36:10,504 - [whimpers] - See? He's fine. 631 00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:14,591 [Hassan whimpering] 632 00:36:14,675 --> 00:36:16,844 - Fifteen. - [clicking tongue] 633 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,763 [sighs] Call. 634 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:22,891 Fifteen. 635 00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:25,811 Where have you been? 636 00:36:26,562 --> 00:36:27,980 Hugging a pillow and crying? 637 00:36:30,732 --> 00:36:32,943 Hey, what were you doing up there? 638 00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:34,528 Just thinking. 639 00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:36,905 [Moe] Thought I heard a dull clang. 640 00:36:37,781 --> 00:36:39,283 Want me to deal you in? 641 00:36:39,283 --> 00:36:41,076 Playing for real money though. 642 00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:42,786 You may not have the stones for that. 643 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,038 I'll raise another 30. 644 00:36:45,831 --> 00:36:47,124 What regiment were you in? 645 00:36:47,124 --> 00:36:49,168 - What? - In the army. 646 00:36:50,210 --> 00:36:52,629 You know, when you were out killing towelheads. 647 00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:54,631 [Moe] Marines. 648 00:36:55,507 --> 00:36:56,508 Asked about the regiment-- 649 00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:58,218 Marines don't have regiments. 650 00:36:58,302 --> 00:37:00,888 It's battalion units known as commandos. 651 00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:02,848 Stop makin' a twat of yourself. 652 00:37:05,726 --> 00:37:06,727 Well? 653 00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:09,146 [Zeppo exhales heavily] 654 00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:10,939 All in. 655 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,526 [Larry flaps lips] 656 00:37:17,779 --> 00:37:18,864 Bollocks to it. 657 00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:23,744 [Moe] Ooh, looks like you two are finally growing a dick. 658 00:37:24,369 --> 00:37:25,746 One between you. 659 00:37:26,455 --> 00:37:28,457 You haven't used one of these though, have you? 660 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:31,877 Put it down. 661 00:37:31,877 --> 00:37:33,670 - [Hassan sniffling] - [Curly] No. 662 00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:36,673 It feels good in my hand. 663 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:39,676 [Hassan whimpering] 664 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,470 [Curly] All it'd take is one swing, I reckon. 665 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,264 Cut right through. 666 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,267 Put it down before you fuck everything up. 667 00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:49,603 Hold on. 668 00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:52,481 So, killing him now would fuck everything up? 669 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:54,983 [exhales sharply] 670 00:37:55,609 --> 00:37:56,652 That's odd. 671 00:37:57,486 --> 00:37:59,154 I mean, what are you talkin' about, mate? 672 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:03,367 I thought we were strikin' a blow for Britain at sunrise. 673 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,035 [breathing shakily] 674 00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:06,119 Look. 675 00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,665 At the end of this, I report to Simmonds, yeah? 676 00:38:10,415 --> 00:38:13,544 Now, I can tell him you're a good soldier. You get a pat on the back. 677 00:38:14,545 --> 00:38:19,716 Or I can tell him you're a twat liability and have his boys break your spine. 678 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,302 Up to you. 679 00:38:32,521 --> 00:38:33,814 [Curly exhales deeply] 680 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:41,488 [scoffs] 681 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:44,074 [Zeppo exhales, mutters] You little prick. 682 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:48,036 - Full house, dickheads. - [Zeppo] Ah, bollocks. 683 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,204 - [Moe] Hey! - [Larry, Zeppo] No! 684 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:07,598 [River] Seems pretty quiet. 685 00:39:07,598 --> 00:39:11,059 What'd you expect? Balloons tied to the door? 686 00:39:15,981 --> 00:39:18,734 Whoa. Why are you takin' a gun if you just have to knock on the door? 687 00:39:18,734 --> 00:39:21,361 Because this whole op is fucked up. 688 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:25,532 Taverner's playin' London rules, but I'm the one in joe country, 689 00:39:25,616 --> 00:39:28,035 so I'll play Moscow rules. Thank you. 690 00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:30,704 [grunts] 691 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,504 [cat meows] 692 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,589 [clicking tongue] 693 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:42,591 Hey. 694 00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:45,052 What are you doin'? 695 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:46,386 Stroking a cat. 696 00:40:05,072 --> 00:40:06,073 [knocking] 697 00:40:10,827 --> 00:40:12,037 Shit! 698 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,082 Go around the back! 699 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:21,296 [River] Lamb? 700 00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:24,967 Lamb? 701 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:26,635 [Jackson] Kitchen. 702 00:40:37,396 --> 00:40:38,856 - [door opens] - Oh, fuck.