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What are we talking about here?

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You want us to launch a cryptocurrency?

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You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream.

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Pied Piper Coin.

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Mm.

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I promised Richard that we would never

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make them harvest data or sell ads.

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I am not saying that we will
force their hand on this issue.

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But neither am I saying
definitively that we will not.

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Have you received my proposal?

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Very promising.

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Look, Monica, I will do the ICO,

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but only if you do it with me.

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Pied Piper Coin is totally going to work.

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Yes, it totally is.

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Whose idea was this again?

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Okay, everybody.

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Let's do this.

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Photo time. Let's go.

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Front-enders, come on in.
Where's my back-enders?

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I see you, crypto-geeks.

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Follow me!

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Old Pipey thing.

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Holden. Are we set?

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Sorry. I haven't used this camera before.

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Are we set?

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Yes, Jared.

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Look... uh, look, guys.

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I-I know we didn't have the
budget we wanted to get here.

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But, we are here.

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Finally, all our hard work has paid off.

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So now, the world's first,
totally decentralized Internet

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will be live... in five...

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Four,

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three, two, one.

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Yeah!

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Richard. Richard!

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Richard.

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You have to see this.

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What's wrong now?

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A good thing.

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A good thing has finally happened.

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Don't fuck with me.

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I am not fucking with you!

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Come, come.

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Look.

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Look at the user numbers.

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Wait, holy shit. Is that right?

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I think we've reached the inflection point.

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We made it.

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- Don't, just... don't.
- Yeah.

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Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.

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I just knew that if we kept plugging away,

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eventually, we'd get some traction

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and reach an inflection point.

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What did I keep saying?

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Give us time and then we'll climb, bitches!

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Yes, Holden.

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That's right, except for
the bitches part, but yes.

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And now, we are gaining
almost 12,000 users an hour!

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Fuck, yeah!

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You get a high five
and you get a high five!

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- Fuck yeah!
- I wanna give a quick shout-out

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to my seven developers,

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my Septapipers,

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who stuck with us through thick and thin,

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unlike K-Hole,

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which took their game
and totally bailed on us.

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Lock them up! Lock them up!

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Jesus, Jared. You really
did a number on that kid.

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God. Yeah.

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I just chipped away everything
that wasn't Richard's assistant

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and this is what's left.

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Lock them up!

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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com

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So, how are things advancing?

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To date,

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we have manufactured almost
400,000 mobile devices.

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And we are signing them all
onto the Pied Piper network?

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Yes.

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Well, we have to do it manually.

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It is slow.

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But it provides an advantage.

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They may not know what we are doing

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until it's too late for them to stop us.

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Indeed.

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Yeah. To be honest,

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at times, I find it difficult
to tell what you're thinking.

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Mmm, I see.

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? Come on babe ?

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? Follow me ?

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? I'm the Pied Piper ?

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? Follow me I'm the Pied... ?

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Pappy Van Winkle?

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I'm not gonna have to start

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locking my desk drawer now, am I?

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Hey, does this seem odd to you?

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What?

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So, our user numbers have
been growing for days,

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but our coin value is flat.

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It hasn't budged at all.

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I thought the two would be correlated,

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at least a little bit.

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Yeah. Should be.

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Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade.

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I find parades to be

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impotent displays of authoritarianism.

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Whose bag is this?

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- Uh... oh.
- Scoot over.

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Colin?

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- Hey, man.
- What are you doing here?

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I like the beard. You throwing a party?

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Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole
Games could've been a part of,

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had you not walked out on us.

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Oh, come on, man. Laurie was our VC.

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She's the one that made me pull
the game and bail on you guys.

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So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh?

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- Well, she had control of my board.
- Hmm.

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Which is exactly how she
just managed to fire me.

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You lost your company?

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Aw. Bummer.

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But, the cool part is, I'm free.

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Which is why I'm here.

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I have been cooking up a
solo project on the side

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for a few years.

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It's a killer new game.

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And I was thinking maybe,

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we would launch it on your network.

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It's a sweet indie RPG.

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I'm calling it "The Gates of Galloo."

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I have a ton of presales.

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If we put this thing on Pipernet, bam.

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You're gonna have 80,000 instant users.

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- What do you say?
- You and K-Hole pull your game.

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A game that was the central element

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to our launch strategy.

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And then literally days after everything

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starts to fucking come together,

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you stroll on in here and act
like nothing ever happened?

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Stroll?

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I just walked in here normally.

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Besides, this would
help you out too, right?

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You... you wanna help me out?

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You just lost your company.

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I'm in there celebrating,

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with my fucking victory.

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Dude.

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Can I be real with you?

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I really need this.

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Can I be realer?

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Kiss my piss.

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What?

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You heard me. Kiss my piss.

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I was hoping you'd be cool about this.

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Oh, really? You thought I might
be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?

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Is this cool, huh?

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To do this, maybe?

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I don't know.

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Kiss my piss.

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Kiss...

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my piss.

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All right, I get it.

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Kiss my piss.

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I'll see you around, Richard.

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Karma's a bitch, Colin.

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- Oh! Monica, hey.
- Hey.

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Hey, I was just coming in early to clean up

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for the custodial staff.

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When did you get here?

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- We never left.
- We?

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All right. Good to go.

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You were both here all night?

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Our coin price wasn't
growing with our user numbers,

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so we coded a diagnostic
tool to go through the ledger

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and figure out exactly where
our users are coming from.

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Yes. We coded it.

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You're smoking my cigarettes, asshole.

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In a public workspace, in the
state of California, no less.

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Shall we?

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This breaks our users down

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by which developers signed them on.

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So, each bar is one of
our seven Septopipers.

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Wait, why are there eight bars?

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- Who... who's that?
- No idea.

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But whoever it is, they are the
reason for most of our new user growth.

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Wait, so some non-piper
out there is signing up

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users to our network en masse?

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How'd they get access to our system?

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Without a key from us,

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the only way in is to steal our software.

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But no one has stolen our software.

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Except for...

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Oh, shit.

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Hello?

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Hey, Jian-Yang. It's Big Head.

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How's it going, man?

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He's been in contact

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with Jian-Yang this whole time?

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Yeah, they play Words with Friends.

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Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle
wants to ask you a question.

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No. I don't want to talk to Gilfoyle.

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He's a racist and a witch.

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I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi

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and tell me what the fuck
is going on with our network.

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Fuck you. I'll tell you nothing.

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Okay. I'll tell you everything.

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But I want to move back into the house.

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I want to come home.

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Wait, what?

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It's not that big a deal.

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I mean, Jian-Yang could
just take Erlich's old room.

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So...

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I don't give a fuck about that.

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So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson

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tried to buy our stolen software?

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Yes, but before he could,

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he was outmaneuvered by
a Chinese man named Yao.

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Yao? Who the fuck is Yao?

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This guy.

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He's a Chinese manufacturer

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who just announced a
partnership with guess who?

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Laurie Bream.

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She just led a $200 million
round for something called YaoNet.

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So Laurie and Yao are manufacturing phones,

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and signing them onto our network.

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But why? Why would they wanna help us?

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Oh, shit.

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They're not helping us.
They're attacking us.

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It's the 51% attack.

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- Has to be.
- I'm sorry, what?

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A 51...

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A 51% attack...

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The beauty of our decentralized Internet

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is that no one controls it.

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But if 51% were controlled

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by one entity,

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like, say, Laurie and Yao,

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they could rewrite the rules for everyone.

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They can delete all of our users,

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all of our developer apps, crash our coin.

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- This would be the end of Pied Piper.
- Fuck!

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Okay. How many devices do they have?

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Right now, they have 45% of our total.

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- And gaining.
- Wait, Gilfoyle.

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Could you write a patch that kicks
all of Yao's users off the network?

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I would have to rewrite
our consensus protocol,

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but I could probably get
that done in eight hours.

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Okay, that's good.

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And... and how long do we have

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till we lose control of the network?

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At this rate, half that.

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I just went for a run.

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I sprinted...

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up the last bit, there.

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I did open palm.

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Aaah!

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Wh-What's going on?

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Richard, there's no easy way to say this.

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Jian-Yang is moving back into the house.

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Right?

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Gavin, you've staked the
entire future of this company

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on the Signature Box Three.

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Where are they?

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Well, the last two months
have been challenging.

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The Chinese were petulant.

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The North Carolinians proved very entitled.

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And I held out hopes for our
experiment in the Yukon Territories.

268
00:11:48,832 --> 00:11:49,994
But as it happens,

269
00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:53,030
the Inuit are surprisingly
adept at collective bargaining.

270
00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:54,200
But fear not,

271
00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:57,186
I am in the early stages of a new plan.

272
00:11:57,354 --> 00:11:59,284
Did you know that some of America's

273
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:02,090
most capable, motivated laborers

274
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,326
are at this moment awaiting execution?

275
00:12:04,361 --> 00:12:05,382
Gavin.

276
00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:08,664
How many boxes have you
actually managed to produce?

277
00:12:08,884 --> 00:12:10,383
Well, we have the 40 prototypes,

278
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,159
which we've been using to drive sales.

279
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,989
- And?
- And...

280
00:12:15,663 --> 00:12:17,429
they are very impressive.

281
00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:18,497
I see.

282
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,359
I guess it's time we tell you.

283
00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:23,215
We've been exploring the viability

284
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,816
of an acquisition with Amazon.

285
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:26,384
The talks are still preliminary,

286
00:12:26,419 --> 00:12:28,754
but thus far, they seem quite promising.

287
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,881
You expect me to work for Jeff Bezos?

288
00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:32,482
No fucking way.

289
00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,139
I mean, don't take this
as any kind of threat,

290
00:12:34,174 --> 00:12:37,142
but if Amazon buys this company, I am out.

291
00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:39,177
We spoke to Jeff an hour ago.

292
00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:42,714
It sounds like the two of you
are on the same page about that.

293
00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,786
Priyanka, start separating legitimate users

294
00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:48,787
into their own pool.

295
00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:51,121
Becky, I need you to
rate-limit enemy devices.

296
00:12:51,157 --> 00:12:54,325
Danny, find shortcuts to
deploy a new consensus protocol.

297
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,627
Sorry, but we're never
gonna finish in time.

298
00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:57,961
Not with that attitude.

299
00:12:57,997 --> 00:13:00,698
Yeah, we would need to add a
shit ton more users immediately.

300
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:01,802
Working on it.

301
00:13:01,827 --> 00:13:04,236
Colin, hey. It's... it's Richard Hendricks.

302
00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:05,636
Leaving you another voice-mail.

303
00:13:05,672 --> 00:13:08,806
Um, just wanted to talk
to you about your game.

304
00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:12,872
And, uh, those, uh,
80,000 users you got there.

305
00:13:13,079 --> 00:13:15,646
And also, to apologize for last night.

306
00:13:15,682 --> 00:13:19,083
You know, I was just really
wasted. I was so drunk.

307
00:13:19,118 --> 00:13:20,784
We had such a crazy party going on.

308
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:23,020
Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh,

309
00:13:23,055 --> 00:13:24,788
we'll chat some "Gates of Galloo."

310
00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:26,056
We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up.

311
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,291
How's that sound? Well, just call me back.

312
00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:31,015
Okay? It's... it's
Richard Hendricks, it's...

313
00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:33,602
Thank you. Bye.

314
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,248
- Left another voice-mail.
- Doesn't really matter.

315
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,538
He's gonna be off the grid
for the next three days.

316
00:13:38,563 --> 00:13:40,486
- What?
- Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend.

317
00:13:40,521 --> 00:13:42,654
Whatever the fuck you
said, he took really hard.

318
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,623
Colin went camping. Alone.

319
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,314
Well, did she say where he went?

320
00:13:46,339 --> 00:13:48,230
The Los Trancos Preserve?

321
00:13:48,297 --> 00:13:50,482
Wait. I know exactly where that is.

322
00:13:50,755 --> 00:13:52,254
I used to go foraging for mushrooms

323
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,724
with my friend Muriel there
before she passed away.

324
00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:57,025
I could drive up there
and... and look for him.

325
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:58,427
It's only 20 miles away

326
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,402
and they don't really
enforce the speed limit.

327
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:03,809
Fuck your Volt. I'll drive.

328
00:14:05,536 --> 00:14:07,603
- What... what are you doing?
- I'm borrowing my Tesla.

329
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,905
- It's my Tesla.
- I pay for it.

330
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,774
And if I don't get to Colin in time,

331
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,542
Pied Piper ceases to exist.

332
00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:16,512
So, pretty please with
a fucking cherry on top,

333
00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:18,414
can I borrow the Tesla I bought for you?

334
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:21,444
- Can Jared drive?
- No.

335
00:14:22,787 --> 00:14:24,219
- Fine.
- Thank you.

336
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:30,309
So...?

337
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,272
So... we're fucked.

338
00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:34,068
No, we're not. Okay, we just...

339
00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:35,136
We need a few more users

340
00:14:35,171 --> 00:14:37,041
to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and...

341
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,607
And what if you call Dana from Quiver?

342
00:14:39,643 --> 00:14:41,343
He hates me. Everybody does.

343
00:14:41,378 --> 00:14:43,445
And to be honest, they're
right. I'm an asshole.

344
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,779
No, you're not, Richard.

345
00:14:44,815 --> 00:14:45,880
Yes, I am.

346
00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:48,440
Colin was here last night,
out there in the hallway,

347
00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:49,551
down on his luck

348
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,820
and he was begging me
to take his subscribers.

349
00:14:51,855 --> 00:14:52,941
And I told him to...

350
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:56,023
kiss... my piss.

351
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,326
- You what?
- Kiss my piss.

352
00:14:58,362 --> 00:14:59,994
I said it again and again.

353
00:15:00,418 --> 00:15:02,500
Oh my God. I did a dance.

354
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:07,423
Okay, okay, okay. Let's
just move on from...

355
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:08,636
this.

356
00:15:08,637 --> 00:15:11,813
I am a spiteful, vengeful prick.

357
00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:13,474
Oh my God, Richard.

358
00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:14,608
Yes, you fucked up.

359
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:16,910
But that doesn't mean you're a bad person.

360
00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:19,513
Look at you, you're
sitting here, regretting it.

361
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:20,814
That's not the move of an asshole.

362
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:24,150
Okay? I mean, you think a guy
like Gavin Belson just sits around,

363
00:15:24,186 --> 00:15:26,019
feeling bad about being a dick to people?

364
00:15:26,054 --> 00:15:27,421
He doesn't even notice, okay?

365
00:15:27,456 --> 00:15:28,622
The guy's a prick when he was on top

366
00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:30,491
and now after everything
that just happened,

367
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:31,558
he's still gonna be a prick.

368
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,427
What do you... What do you mean?

369
00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:35,061
Everything that just
happened. What happened?

370
00:15:35,097 --> 00:15:38,564
I just read that Amazon's
probably gonna be acquiring Hooli.

371
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,565
What?

372
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:41,601
Yeah, so Gavin Belson's
gonna be out on his ass,

373
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,669
but do you think he's gonna
change at all because of it?

374
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:45,102
No, he's always gonna be a...

375
00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:46,272
prick.

376
00:15:46,307 --> 00:15:48,641
Exactly. Okay, so stop whipping yourself

377
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:51,096
- and let's just figure out what we can do.
- He's a prick.

378
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,712
Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick.

379
00:15:52,747 --> 00:15:53,846
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

380
00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:56,549
He's a... he's a total...

381
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,428
- fucking prick.
- Wait, where are you going?

382
00:15:59,987 --> 00:16:01,687
How could it be this crowded?

383
00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:03,155
Burning Man's in two weeks,

384
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:05,409
so people are beta testing their new gear.

385
00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:07,960
Why would people who aren't refugees

386
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:10,271
choose to come here and live like refugees?

387
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:12,631
You know that's not, like,
a desirable thing, right?

388
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,466
Living like a refugee? Ugh!

389
00:16:14,501 --> 00:16:16,823
This place is offensive to homeless people.

390
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,448
- Hello?
- Hello, Gavin?

391
00:16:19,449 --> 00:16:22,283
It's Richard Hendricks. Richard Hendricks.

392
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,317
- Mind the glass.
- Yeah.

393
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:28,921
Oh. It's all smashed up again.

394
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,754
What do you want, Richard?

395
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,424
I need your help.

396
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,525
Look, my network is in trouble.

397
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,961
And I know that deep down,
in your heart, what you...

398
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,861
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You're not gonna give me

399
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,330
another one of your inspirational,

400
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,799
in defense of great
technology speeches, are you?

401
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,401
Stand up and fight for innovation,

402
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,468
that kind of bullshit?

403
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,326
No. Exactly the opposite.

404
00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,807
I happen to know that a man named Yao

405
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,069
fucked you over.

406
00:16:52,777 --> 00:16:54,477
How would you like to fuck him back?

407
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:56,579
I'm listening.

408
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,164
I need you to attack me.

409
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,318
John? It's Gavin Belson.

410
00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:04,554
Oh. Hello.

411
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:06,789
Listen, John. Do we
still have the prototypes

412
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,825
of my Signature Box Three strung up?

413
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,160
Yeah.

414
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,430
They told us they were
gonna send more, but...

415
00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:17,736
they never did.

416
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:18,936
Well, that's a long story.

417
00:17:21,135 --> 00:17:23,402
- I got time.
- Yeah, listen, John...

418
00:17:23,703 --> 00:17:26,505
I need you to give admin
access to Richard Hendricks.

419
00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,774
Becky, did you run connection throttling

420
00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:30,609
on the latest batch of device IDs?

421
00:17:30,894 --> 00:17:32,678
Yes. You know why?

422
00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:33,894
I'm not a moron.

423
00:17:34,214 --> 00:17:36,181
Oh, I see. I'm the asshole.

424
00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:37,230
Really?

425
00:17:37,255 --> 00:17:38,650
You really wanna have this conversation?

426
00:17:38,685 --> 00:17:39,830
You're both assholes.

427
00:17:40,321 --> 00:17:42,454
Shut the fuck up.

428
00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,148
The fuck does it matter.

429
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,692
We're never gonna finish
this patch in time, anyway.

430
00:17:49,563 --> 00:17:51,498
Wait, what the fuck...

431
00:17:51,999 --> 00:17:53,298
just happened?

432
00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,869
Dick, where are you?

433
00:17:57,904 --> 00:17:59,004
I'm at Gavin's.

434
00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,505
I just gave his boxes permission

435
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,307
to mimic a shit-ton of
phones on our network.

436
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:03,808
A second attack.

437
00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:04,909
Yes, exactly.

438
00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:08,077
Now Yao can't get to 51%.
Where are we with the patch?

439
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,246
Close, but you do realize

440
00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:11,949
that now that we're below 51%,

441
00:18:11,985 --> 00:18:13,750
we can't deploy it.

442
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:15,052
For now, we can't win.

443
00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:18,030
But since Gavin is holding
off Yao, we can't lose either.

444
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:19,669
He just bought us some time.

445
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,500
Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

446
00:18:21,757 --> 00:18:23,624
Well, Gavin, thank you very much.

447
00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:26,711
You just gave me and my
guys a fighting chance.

448
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:28,529
Is that what just happened here, Richard?

449
00:18:28,564 --> 00:18:29,763
Yes.

450
00:18:30,699 --> 00:18:32,375
- No?
- Seems to me,

451
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:34,979
you are the one that just
gave me a fighting chance.

452
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:36,868
<i>Ni hao.</i>

453
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:39,240
It's Gavin Belson for Mr. Yao.

454
00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,141
What the fuck are you doing?

455
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,069
This is the last road, Dinesh.

456
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,887
He's not here.

457
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:52,228
Colin! Colin!

458
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,597
Will you shut the fuck up?

459
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,632
How would you like to
die today, motherfucker?

460
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,521
No, it's not a real death threat, sir.

461
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,669
I'm sorry. I'm just stressed.

462
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,270
Shut up for a second. You hear that?

463
00:19:16,253 --> 00:19:19,321
So, you want us to
delete all of our phones?

464
00:19:19,356 --> 00:19:21,123
Right now, we're in a standoff.

465
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:24,396
You can't win, but if you back off, I can.

466
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,161
I have more devices than anyone,

467
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,663
I will reach 51%,

468
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,431
and take control of this
little shit's network.

469
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:30,833
You know, can I chime in here?

470
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:34,193
I actually think that
this is a bad idea, and...

471
00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,640
In exchange for deleting
your principal competition,

472
00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,508
I'm simply asking for a partnership

473
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:41,110
between your venture and Hooli.

474
00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,549
Well, he's actually leaving
Hooli. They're firing him.

475
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:45,281
So I don't know where
the connection could...

476
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:46,849
For fuck's sake.

477
00:19:46,884 --> 00:19:48,505
I'm sure my board would find

478
00:19:48,506 --> 00:19:51,039
an arrangement between YaoNet and Hooli

479
00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:53,008
vastly preferable to fire sale-ing

480
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,630
the company to Jeff Bezos.

481
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:56,178
My proposal is I help you,

482
00:19:56,213 --> 00:19:58,580
in exchange for a 20%
stake in your venture.

483
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:00,081
And I have a counterproposal,

484
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:04,045
that you do not do that.

485
00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,310
Gavin...

486
00:20:06,723 --> 00:20:08,157
How do we proceed?

487
00:20:09,527 --> 00:20:10,626
Because...

488
00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:12,997
We like it.

489
00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:50,665
Hey, guys. What are you doing here?

490
00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:52,925
- We tried calling you.
- A hundred times.

491
00:20:52,926 --> 00:20:55,027
Yeah, I'm off the grid.

492
00:20:55,062 --> 00:20:56,160
And...

493
00:20:57,597 --> 00:20:58,596
Done.

494
00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:00,544
All right, so the patch is ready?

495
00:21:00,569 --> 00:21:01,731
Indeed.

496
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,972
Now, maybe someday,

497
00:21:04,007 --> 00:21:06,107
Dark Lord willing, we'll
actually get to deploy...

498
00:21:06,143 --> 00:21:07,208
Boo-yah!

499
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,206
We just crushed the patch, Pipers!

500
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:11,983
Holden, give me that
fucking mallet right now!

501
00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,241
- Drop it!
- Wait, what the fuck?

502
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,559
Care to tell me what
the fuck is going on now?

503
00:21:21,594 --> 00:21:22,828
Gavin is fucking us.

504
00:21:22,863 --> 00:21:24,595
He just convinced Yao to pull his phones.

505
00:21:24,631 --> 00:21:25,997
What the fuck is that noise?

506
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,333
Gavin's making ice cream.

507
00:21:28,368 --> 00:21:29,667
- Fuck.
- Yeah.

508
00:21:29,703 --> 00:21:31,541
- Can you kill his devices?
- No, I can't.

509
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,248
He just had his server guy lock me out.

510
00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:34,777
Look, we need Colin.

511
00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:37,579
We need "Galloo," now.

512
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,602
All right, well, it's a pretty
straight road from here, so...

513
00:21:40,889 --> 00:21:43,053
Hold on to your kidneys, motherfuckers!

514
00:21:43,054 --> 00:21:45,821
We are going Ludicrous!

515
00:21:47,655 --> 00:21:48,791
What the fuck?

516
00:21:50,562 --> 00:21:52,328
Oh. What?

517
00:21:52,364 --> 00:21:54,830
Valet mode. You put me
in fucking valet mode.

518
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:56,799
You wrecked your Tesla.
You're not wrecking mine.

519
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:59,721
Come on, that caps me at 70
miles per hour, limits performance

520
00:21:59,746 --> 00:22:00,792
to 80 kilowatts.

521
00:22:00,817 --> 00:22:03,587
Come on, you have to let
me do Ludicrous Mode, now!

522
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:05,275
I've been a total gentleman about this.

523
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,368
I have Colin!

524
00:22:06,588 --> 00:22:07,943
I want two more months of payments.

525
00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:09,745
One more month.

526
00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:12,987
Fine. Do not crash.

527
00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:17,154
Here we go.

528
00:22:17,514 --> 00:22:18,576
Three...

529
00:22:18,823 --> 00:22:19,822
two...

530
00:22:19,857 --> 00:22:20,956
one...

531
00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:33,335
We've got all 63 distributed
systems engineers on the job, Gavin.

532
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:36,143
The patch you asked for is nearly finished.

533
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:39,675
Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%.

534
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:44,879
Hey, Richard. I know
what might cheer you up.

535
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:46,315
How about a little ice cream?

536
00:22:48,251 --> 00:22:50,151
Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you?

537
00:22:51,922 --> 00:22:53,121
Well, this is fucked.

538
00:22:53,156 --> 00:22:55,457
I heard on a podcast that patrol men

539
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:58,627
are actually a lot more tempted
by bribes than you might think.

540
00:23:00,798 --> 00:23:02,263
Officer, hi.

541
00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:05,215
Is there anything I can
do to make this all...

542
00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:07,464
go away?

543
00:23:08,349 --> 00:23:10,669
Sir, I would think very carefully

544
00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:12,803
about the next words that
come out of your mouth.

545
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:16,776
Oh, shit.

546
00:23:18,678 --> 00:23:20,478
Well, look at that.

547
00:23:20,514 --> 00:23:21,734
51%.

548
00:23:22,446 --> 00:23:23,670
Yeah, Scott?

549
00:23:24,351 --> 00:23:25,517
Yes, I know.

550
00:23:25,552 --> 00:23:26,719
I just saw.

551
00:23:27,288 --> 00:23:29,350
No, not yet. Hold on a moment.

552
00:23:33,327 --> 00:23:34,359
Gavin.

553
00:23:34,528 --> 00:23:35,693
What is our status?

554
00:23:35,729 --> 00:23:37,495
Friends, I'm about to delete

555
00:23:37,531 --> 00:23:39,280
Mr. Hendricks' life's work.

556
00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:41,176
I thought you'd wanna see it happen.

557
00:23:41,802 --> 00:23:43,468
Richard, was that too mean?

558
00:23:44,219 --> 00:23:46,367
Oh, well. Should we get to it?

559
00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,061
- Scott...
- Wait.

560
00:23:51,245 --> 00:23:53,609
Take it. Just take it.

561
00:23:54,013 --> 00:23:55,079
Take what?

562
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:56,184
Pied Piper.

563
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:58,316
The whole network. All of it.

564
00:23:58,351 --> 00:24:00,010
Just please don't destroy it.

565
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,921
I'd rather give it away than watch it die.

566
00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,691
As much as I hate to admit,

567
00:24:06,726 --> 00:24:08,961
who better to take it than you, Gavin?

568
00:24:10,029 --> 00:24:13,431
I mean, you're really the only one

569
00:24:13,467 --> 00:24:16,634
who realizes what the
decentralized Internet could be.

570
00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:19,403
I find this uninteresting. Can we proceed?

571
00:24:19,439 --> 00:24:21,305
You wrote the patent and gave it to me.

572
00:24:21,341 --> 00:24:25,048
Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed
systems engineers in the city.

573
00:24:25,378 --> 00:24:28,149
I mean, you could build this

574
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:29,613
into what it was meant to be.

575
00:24:29,648 --> 00:24:30,647
Gavin, enough.

576
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,149
Come on, you know that my network

577
00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:35,472
is way better than some knockoff.

578
00:24:35,688 --> 00:24:37,954
And instead of taking a
minority stake in their company,

579
00:24:38,272 --> 00:24:40,205
you could take total control of mine.

580
00:24:41,433 --> 00:24:42,741
Why would you turn that down?

581
00:24:42,905 --> 00:24:44,704
Let's make it official. I will, uh...

582
00:24:46,732 --> 00:24:49,509
I will sign my company

583
00:24:49,557 --> 00:24:50,778
over to you.

584
00:24:51,003 --> 00:24:52,836
It's yours, Gavin. You win.

585
00:24:54,521 --> 00:24:55,595
Okay?

586
00:24:55,941 --> 00:24:58,575
Take it. Just please don't delete it.

587
00:24:58,611 --> 00:25:00,116
All our phones are turned off, now.

588
00:25:00,141 --> 00:25:03,713
Gavin, delete Pied Piper
immediately or we will walk away.

589
00:25:04,582 --> 00:25:06,182
Not if I walk away first.

590
00:25:07,252 --> 00:25:08,946
Sorry, but this gives me all the cards.

591
00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:10,270
I get Hooli back.

592
00:25:10,389 --> 00:25:13,756
Fuck Bezos and fuck you and your 20% offer.

593
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:15,917
And fuck the Signature Box Three.

594
00:25:16,032 --> 00:25:17,627
I get a complete do-over.

595
00:25:17,662 --> 00:25:19,729
Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches.

596
00:25:19,764 --> 00:25:20,830
Fuck him!

597
00:25:20,865 --> 00:25:22,763
I'll host the fucking brunches.

598
00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:25,402
All because Mr. Hendricks here

599
00:25:25,437 --> 00:25:26,528
was kind enough to...

600
00:25:27,239 --> 00:25:28,341
Sorry, what does this say?

601
00:25:28,907 --> 00:25:30,432
- Kiss my...
- Piss.

602
00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:33,860
Kiss my piss.

603
00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,856
Kiss my piss.

604
00:25:39,313 --> 00:25:41,316
Richard, please stop the
movement. Kiss my piss.

605
00:25:41,352 --> 00:25:43,052
- I find it annoying.
- Kiss my piss.

606
00:25:43,087 --> 00:25:44,486
Yes, we don't like it.

607
00:25:44,522 --> 00:25:45,852
What the fuck are you doing, Richard?

608
00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:48,520
What does it look like?
I'm fucking you over, Gavin.

609
00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,551
- You're what?
- I was stalling!

610
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:55,161
"Galloo"? What the fuck is "Galloo"?

611
00:25:55,196 --> 00:25:58,254
Kaboom. You just got 80,000 new users.

612
00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,196
Oh! Yes.

613
00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,532
Scott. Run the patch.

614
00:26:04,805 --> 00:26:05,843
It's not working.

615
00:26:05,844 --> 00:26:07,737
We've lost control of the network.

616
00:26:08,646 --> 00:26:09,760
Gilfoyle...

617
00:26:10,814 --> 00:26:11,992
when you're ready.

618
00:26:13,584 --> 00:26:14,716
Bombs away.

619
00:26:22,693 --> 00:26:23,992
What the fuck just happened?

620
00:26:31,735 --> 00:26:33,536
Colin, you did it. You saved us.

621
00:26:33,571 --> 00:26:35,438
No. That was all Dinesh.

622
00:26:35,473 --> 00:26:37,471
That was quick fucking
thinking with that cop.

623
00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:38,415
Yeah.

624
00:26:40,844 --> 00:26:43,598
Yeah!

625
00:26:44,147 --> 00:26:45,646
Holden! Get the fuck down!

626
00:26:45,682 --> 00:26:46,770
Monica.

627
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,831
- Cheers.
- For me?

628
00:26:49,856 --> 00:26:51,089
Yeah!

629
00:26:51,221 --> 00:26:52,885
You saw our coin price, right?

630
00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:54,889
It's going up.

631
00:26:54,924 --> 00:26:56,329
Well, look at that.

632
00:26:56,526 --> 00:26:57,798
Come on!

633
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,316
Jared finally broke him.

634
00:27:00,929 --> 00:27:02,499
- Get it!
- Yeah.

635
00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:06,889
I like you.

636
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,728
Not in a...

637
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,045
Fuck yeah!

638
00:27:15,589 --> 00:27:17,096
- Yeah.
- You understand what I'm saying.

639
00:27:17,121 --> 00:27:18,113
Sure.

640
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:19,605
Come on, don't be assholes.

641
00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,696
We can still do our deal.

642
00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:22,053
You still need an American partner

643
00:27:22,078 --> 00:27:23,244
for your network, don't you?

644
00:27:23,269 --> 00:27:26,147
I believe we are now entitled
to explore other options.

645
00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:27,377
Thanks for the help, Gavin.

646
00:27:27,683 --> 00:27:29,721
And, uh, thanks for the ice cream.

647
00:27:34,535 --> 00:27:36,930
We will tell Jeff Bezos you say hello.

648
00:27:37,692 --> 00:27:39,551
- Yes?
- Yes.

649
00:27:40,929 --> 00:27:41,917
Yes.

650
00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,837
Fuck!

651
00:27:53,975 --> 00:27:55,896
And we'd be right up here.

652
00:27:56,077 --> 00:27:58,623
- Ooh! Love the video fireplace.
- Yeah.

653
00:28:01,683 --> 00:28:04,006
Wow. It's magnificent.

654
00:28:04,185 --> 00:28:05,287
It's a little bright.

655
00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:08,195
But I could find a dark
corner to settle into.

656
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:11,268
It's great.

657
00:28:11,752 --> 00:28:13,123
When do these guys move out?

658
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:14,458
Oh, no, this isn't our space.

659
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,174
We're actually right through here.

660
00:28:22,235 --> 00:28:23,387
Here we go.

661
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:26,066
What do you guys think?

662
00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,611
Uh, I'm sorry.

663
00:28:27,658 --> 00:28:29,858
What part of this would we be renting?

664
00:28:29,894 --> 00:28:31,031
All of it.

665
00:28:31,329 --> 00:28:32,289
What?

666
00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,863
Yeah, we're signing
new developers every day.

667
00:28:34,899 --> 00:28:37,399
That's gonna require hundreds
of new engineers, Richard.

668
00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:39,001
And the staff to support them.

669
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:42,361
Legal, accounting, HR, government affairs.

670
00:28:42,362 --> 00:28:43,795
Whoa. Why would we need that?

671
00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:45,950
To deal with things like the NSA.

672
00:28:45,951 --> 00:28:46,955
They called yesterday.

673
00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:48,920
They have a lot of
questions about our tech.

674
00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:50,805
And about inserting a back door.

675
00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:52,316
We can push back.

676
00:28:52,343 --> 00:28:53,355
Against the government?

677
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,322
- I don't love that.
- I do.

678
00:28:55,646 --> 00:28:57,246
Do you guys wanna see the second floor?

679
00:28:57,271 --> 00:28:58,216
There's another floor?

680
00:28:58,241 --> 00:28:59,514
There's three more, actually.

681
00:28:59,515 --> 00:29:01,049
This all used to be part of Hooli.

682
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:02,823
Okay.

683
00:29:05,993 --> 00:29:07,014
Whoa!

684
00:29:07,556 --> 00:29:09,323
I know. It's exciting, right?

685
00:30:07,966 --> 00:30:09,466
<i>Thank you!</i>