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Something's
wrong with your "frunk".
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It's all "frucked" up.
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I've instituted an operation
to safeguard our interests.
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Uh, Gavin Belson's office,
please.
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You wanted me
to unite the teams?
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They are united against me.
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If I'm not inspirational enough
for you, then there's the door.
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I'll approve you
as the soul beneficiary
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and the official executor
of Mr. Bachman's estate.
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This is my incubator now.
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You can't just kick us out,
Jian-Yang.
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Wait a second.
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So, the guy who just
kicked me out of my house
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now owns 10%
of my company?
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Technically, he kicked you
out of his house.
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And he inherited all
of Mr. Bachman's assets
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including his 10%
of Pied Piper.
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- By faking his death.
- Allegedly!
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Look, Richie.
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You didn't actually
lose anything here, okay?
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Bachman is
the aggrieved party,
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and if he is actually
still alive,
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he'll get his 10% back
when he shows up.
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In the meantime,
is it really any worse
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if it belongs
to this Yang guy?
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No, I guess not.
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So what's your real beef
here then, huh, Richie?
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You got something
against him?
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You don't have, like,
a bias against Asians, do you?
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Richard?
No, I don't.
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No, I just don't like being
kicked out of my house.
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By a...?
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N-Nothing. By no one!
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By any race!
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Yeah, I'm hearing
something different.
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You'd tell me
if you harbored
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- nativist feelings, wouldn't you?
- Yes.
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Dana?
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Oh, hey.
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Hey!
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Dana, this is
Richard Hendricks.
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He's the CEO
of Pied Piper.
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And, Richard,
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- this is Dana, CEO of Quiver.
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you guys are giving
Akami a run for their money.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dana and I kept
finding ourselves
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on the same bathroom
schedule back at Hooli.
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You know, men
and their cycles.
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You know what?
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You guys should
get a meal together.
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Right? You're...
You're kindred spirits.
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You're both CEOs.
You have a lot in common.
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Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep.
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Well, Richard, you're free
tomorrow night.
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But I'm not.
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I have a big party
at my house.
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A lot of people
I don't know.
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So, see ya!
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What was that?
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I don't need you
to make friends for me.
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Oh, I just think
you could benefit
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from a friendship
with someone like Dana,
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who's so much like yourself.
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Like me?
You think that guy's like me?
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I just thought of something.
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Do you guys want
to come to my party?
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Dana, that's
so gracious of you.
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That would be delightful.
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Okay, bye.
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Mm-kay.
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You don't see it?
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It's uncanny.
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Season 05 Episode 03
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Episode Title : "Chief Operating Officer"
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Look at this.
This is what they're asking
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for a one-bedroom
apartment in Menlo Park.
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Oh.
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What?
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Well, I can
comfortably afford
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my new one-bedroom apartment.
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You and I make
the same amount of money.
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I'm just wondering,
what is the difference?
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Could it be that
I didn't spend all my money
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on an absurdly
over-priced electric car?
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Gilfoyle!
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So kind of you to join us.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah! Uh, well,
it's, uh, 2:00 PM.
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So, fourth day in a row
you missed the stand-up meeting.
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Correct.
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Maybe you should
hold it later.
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Okay, 'cause we
literally moved it
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from 9:00 to 11:00
to accommodate you.
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So do you mind telling us when you
feel like you can make it in?
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Sure. Whenever
you hold the meeting,
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- I'll be in an hour after that.
- Okay, well...
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What the fuck was that?
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Uh, that's the song
"You Suffer" by Napalm Death.
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Oh, yeah? That's... that's a whole song?
That's like a second.
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It's an alert.
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Whenever the price of Bitcoin
dips below a certain value,
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it's no longer
efficient to mine.
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When it comes back up,
it is.
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So, I need to know
when it breaks that threshold,
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so that I can remotely
toggle my rig at home.
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Okay. Any idea how often
that might happen?
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Bitcoin is very volatile.
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So...
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That's just so loud.
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A lot. Good. Alright, well...
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maybe turn it down
or something?
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Oh, fuck.
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What's up? You guys working hard
or hardly working?
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'Sup?
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Hey, buds.
How's it going?
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Man, these
Bay Area rents, huh?
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High AF.
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How's a guy supposed
to live by himself,
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or lady, by herself?
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Especially on an everyman
coder's salary, you feel me?
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Are you offering us a cost
of living raise? Nope!
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Not at all. Even better.
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If one of you dudes
is strapped for cash,
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do you a solid.
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Move in, split the rent
"fiddy-fiddy."
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Or, 40/ "siddy" depending on
square footage of bedrooms.
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Come on! Think about it!
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Jazzy Jeff!
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Hold up!
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Hey, uh, you got space
in your crib?
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Um...
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Yes, I-I have a room.
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Hmm?
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Fuck. Yeah.
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Fuck yeah!
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There he is!
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Nice place.
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Yeah.
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That's what a billion-dollar
evaluation will get you.
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Hey, what a great topic of
conversation for you and Dana.
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- Dana!
- Oh, hey.
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You're just standing there.
Like a cool cowboy.
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Hey, yeah.
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I-I really
like your place.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, he liked it,
so he bought it.
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Right? Just like you
and that hoodie.
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So, Dana,
interesting story.
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Uh, the reason Richard has
this bandage on his neck,
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and that he's got
one on his hand,
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is because he got so exhausted
during a code sprint,
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that he walked through
a plate-glass window.
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Now, I-I read on Pando
that you got injured also
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early on at your company?
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You should
tell Richard that story.
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Right? Interesting topic
between CEOs.
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If you want.
I mean, you don't have to.
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Alright, I'm gonna
go mingle.
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Go get 'em.
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So, how did you
hurt yourself?
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I tried to commit suicide.
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Cool. Not...
You know, interesting.
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Oh, wow! You cashed
another beer, you partier.
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I haven't cut loose
in so long.
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I'll probably get sloshed
off of one beer,
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and start babbling.
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That's, um...
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Let's have a beer, right?
Let's celebrate!
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New job!
New roomies!
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New internet, right?
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I said I'd get sloshed
off of one beer, crazy man.
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Okay, um...
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I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night.
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No, no, no!
You know what? Hold on!
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I'll have...
I'll have one beer!
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I'm not saying I don't
like to party, Jeff.
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You like vodka?
Let's have a vodka.
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Yeah! Let's do vodka.
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Okay!
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Yeah.
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That's so much of it.
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That's a normal amount
right there.
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Is it?
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I like it.
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It's really cool.
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So, who painted it?
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A machine.
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It's actually the first
work of art
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made by AI to be sold
at Sotheby's.
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Sorry I'm late, Dana.
I got caught up.
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're...
you're Richard Hendricks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, I'm, uh,
Ben Burkhardt.
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I'm... I'm Dana's COO.
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Dana told me he invited you.
I'm so psyched you came!
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Yeah. I got... I have so many
questions for you, man.
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Do you want to grab a drink
or do you want to stay here?
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- There. Yeah.
- Oh, great.
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I mean, even way back when
I was finishing my PhD at MIT,
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I would tell anyone
that would listen
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that a decentralized system
was the obvious eventuality.
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Yep. And now it's more
necessary than ever.
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I mean, the stuff Google and
Facebook are getting away with.
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It's insane. Totally.
Right?
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That's why I've always said
that the user's data
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should be in the hands
of consumers,
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not the corporations.
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100%, but see,
that can't happen,
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until someone iterates
a functional alternative.
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Which, I believe, Richard,
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I believe you're about to do.
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Well, I don't know.
Trying to, yeah.
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Have you solved, uh, co-locating
data with the compute test?
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How do you know about that?
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Do you code?
I used to, man.
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Uh, yeah, I loved it so much,
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but, you know, I got drawn
over to the business side.
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Richard!
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There you are!
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Hey. Jared Dunn.
Hi! Ben Burkhardt.
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Hey, Dana.
So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai.
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I gotta make a call,
so, excuse me, guys.
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Oh.
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So, um, Dana
was just telling me
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that he prefers
a late lunch, too.
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Just like...
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Is that right?
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Kind of.
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Well, I see a colleague.
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I'll leave you guys
to... to chat.
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Cool. Mm...
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So, on the way out,
Dana told me
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that he really loved
meeting you.
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He said it went great!
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Did you not think so?
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Yeah, it's just...
he didn't really talk, though.
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Yeah.
That's one of his quirks.
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He's fun.
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Hey, you know who I did
have a good conversation with?
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- Who?
- His COO.
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Who, Ben?
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Yeah, um, do you know him?
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Um, not well.
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I hear he's a very
competent executive.
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But apparently,
he left Oculus for Quiver
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in kind of an
unprofessional manner.
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Hmm, okay. Well, he
really loves Pied Piper.
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Jared, come on!
This is your condo.
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Sleep in your bed.
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Don't be silly. Hey!
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Uh, leave the lights on
as long as you want.
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Uh, hey, Jared?
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Yes?
Um...
255
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Never mind.
Uh, see you tomorrow morning.
256
00:10:37,059 --> 00:10:39,985
Sweet dreams.
Right, if only.
257
00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,988
Did I tell you about
Gilfoyle's terrible song?
258
00:10:47,058 --> 00:10:50,495
Yes. Yes, you did.
And I heard it.
259
00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:54,113
I'm... I'm gonna go clean
the rice cooker, Dinesh.
260
00:10:54,252 --> 00:10:56,087
You know what
the worst part is?
261
00:10:56,249 --> 00:10:58,634
He's actually a decent coder.
262
00:10:58,703 --> 00:11:00,206
He almost never fucks up.
263
00:11:00,363 --> 00:11:02,222
Uh, wait, almost?
264
00:11:02,359 --> 00:11:05,105
One time,
he royally fucked up,
265
00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:07,667
but even then,
he ended up saving the day
266
00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,079
with all his fridges.
267
00:11:10,394 --> 00:11:11,609
Fridges?
268
00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:13,314
Seppen Smart Fridges!
269
00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:14,762
And you know what?
270
00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,410
It was totally illegal.
271
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:18,322
Really? Illegal?
272
00:11:18,391 --> 00:11:22,023
So, tell me about these fridges.
Jeff!
273
00:11:22,150 --> 00:11:23,739
I can't tell you that.
274
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,030
It's a company secret.
275
00:11:25,099 --> 00:11:28,391
Okay, um, let me get you
some more vodka, Dinesh.
276
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:33,014
Thank you guys for
seeing me on such short notice.
277
00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,667
Well, it's an honor
to have you, Gavin.
278
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,723
Back there, we test our
compressor run capacitors.
279
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,694
But here is what I'm sure you'll
be most interested in seeing.
280
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,697
This is our smart fridge
development team.
281
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:46,367
To be honest,
we were a little nervous
282
00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:48,665
about wading into the
Internet-enabled market.
283
00:11:48,747 --> 00:11:49,942
Over the last 80 years,
284
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,905
we've built a real trust
with our customers.
285
00:11:51,974 --> 00:11:53,473
Alright! Great tour!
286
00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,447
Oh, there's a lot more to see.
287
00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:57,481
Ugh. Why? Look.
288
00:11:57,632 --> 00:11:59,355
I came here to offer you
a partnership
289
00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:00,848
to cut down your server bills.
290
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,140
Oh!
291
00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:04,680
Well, our server costs
were far higher
292
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:06,182
than we anticipated.
293
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,111
As we said,
we're not well versed in...
294
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:10,346
The 20th century?
Yeah, you mentioned that.
295
00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,681
Do you want to save
a fortune or not?
296
00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:13,773
Well, yes.
297
00:12:13,842 --> 00:12:15,806
In exchange, I need you
to do something for me
298
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:18,488
with regard to the people
who hacked your refrigerators.
299
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,530
I'm going to destroy
their lives.
300
00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:23,778
So, what? Ben: So...
301
00:12:23,945 --> 00:12:25,606
- So, I turned to Bill Gates...
- Yeah?
302
00:12:25,675 --> 00:12:26,957
Right, and I said...
303
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:30,315
"I don't know, Bill.
Maybe you should Google it."
304
00:12:30,402 --> 00:12:31,981
You said that to Bill Gates?
305
00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:33,682
I did! I swear.
306
00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:36,338
Hey...
307
00:12:36,537 --> 00:12:38,895
can I ask you, um...
308
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:42,566
Did you tell Dana
that we were having lunch?
309
00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,450
Richard, I told you that Bill
Gates story for a reason.
310
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:48,598
I, um, I practice something
called "radical candor."
311
00:12:48,739 --> 00:12:51,331
Which is no matter how
uncomfortable the truth is,
312
00:12:51,516 --> 00:12:52,745
I'm gonna tell it to you.
313
00:12:52,888 --> 00:12:55,460
And the honest truth is...
314
00:12:55,714 --> 00:12:57,820
I did not tell Dana
about this lunch.
315
00:12:58,891 --> 00:13:01,765
Things with Dana
have gotten stagnant.
316
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,921
But the other night...
317
00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:05,772
talking to you, Richard, I...
318
00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:08,179
I felt that spark again.
319
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,270
- What are you saying?
- Okay, well.
320
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,972
The first tenet
of rad-can, Richard,
321
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,831
is to just... is to just
say what you think,
322
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,632
and so I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna say what I think,
323
00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,500
and, Richard, I think
we should work together.
324
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:20,468
Oh. You mean, like...?
325
00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:22,715
Like, I could be your COO.
326
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,058
Um...
327
00:13:27,016 --> 00:13:28,419
I don't know.
328
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,019
Maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
329
00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:33,436
Whoa, whoa, Richard.
330
00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:35,053
We're just talking.
331
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,897
You see any numbers
written down here?
332
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,106
Do you see a Power Point?
333
00:13:38,175 --> 00:13:39,370
No, we don't even
have a laptop.
334
00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:42,329
Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing
anything wrong. Oh, shit!
335
00:13:43,081 --> 00:13:45,149
- Party of one.
- Sh... Shit.
336
00:13:45,507 --> 00:13:47,654
I looked at his calendar
and it said he had a meeting.
337
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:49,404
Okay, Richard, I'm gonna
continue being honest with you
338
00:13:49,472 --> 00:13:51,197
and tell you that I have to
leave now through the kitchen.
339
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,613
- Okay.
- Okay, please don't tell anyone
340
00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:54,865
- about this.
- Okay.
341
00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,999
What? Hey!
342
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,755
Hey, Dana! What the heck?
Dana, right?
343
00:14:02,835 --> 00:14:03,965
Oh, hi.
344
00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:06,206
I'm just... Are you
having lunch alone?
345
00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:07,779
I am!
I'm totally alone.
346
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:09,620
Uh, in fact...
347
00:14:09,944 --> 00:14:11,370
do you want to, uh,
348
00:14:11,439 --> 00:14:13,404
join me at my table for one?
349
00:14:13,799 --> 00:14:15,373
Oh, okay.
350
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,596
Sure.
351
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:18,429
Come on over.
352
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:24,485
One beef pot pie. One
beef pot pie, no carrots.
353
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:26,513
Yep. Here.
354
00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:28,092
Put 'em here.
355
00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:33,582
I love beef pot pie.
356
00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:36,658
And only kind of
like carrots.
357
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:44,592
Oh, fuck!
358
00:14:44,986 --> 00:14:46,730
Gilfoyle, goddammit.
359
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,551
Could you please stop that fucking noise?
I'm serious.
360
00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,882
How will I know
when to remote toggle my rig?
361
00:14:51,951 --> 00:14:54,119
Easy, you won't,
and neither will any of us,
362
00:14:54,191 --> 00:14:56,113
because you won't
remote toggle anything!
363
00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,538
No more remote toggling!
Got it?
364
00:14:58,728 --> 00:14:59,849
- Just...
- Hey.
365
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,242
Hey! How was lunch,
you little minx?
366
00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:03,503
What?
367
00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,075
Yeah, you thought
I wouldn't find out.
368
00:15:05,232 --> 00:15:06,802
I was, uh, texting with Dana.
369
00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:08,399
Just checking in.
And he mentioned
370
00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:11,242
- that you two met up.
- Oh, yeah!
371
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,572
Yeah! Just, just
briefly for... yeah.
372
00:15:13,641 --> 00:15:16,675
Yeah! I-I-I knew you two
would hit it off.
373
00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:18,788
You know, Dana did mention
374
00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:20,873
that he thought
you might be bulimic.
375
00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:22,243
Okay.
376
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,492
Great, um...
377
00:15:24,828 --> 00:15:28,179
Jared, do you think
it's time we hire a COO?
378
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:29,324
Oh!
379
00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:31,460
Did Dana suggest
we hire someone like Ben?
380
00:15:31,547 --> 00:15:32,867
Yeah. Yeah, like Ben.
381
00:15:32,944 --> 00:15:34,603
You see, if you didn't
have lunch with Dana,
382
00:15:34,671 --> 00:15:35,988
this never would've come up.
383
00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:38,030
I'll put together a list.
384
00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:39,728
Great.
385
00:15:40,478 --> 00:15:41,812
Um...
386
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:44,496
Richard, you should see this.
387
00:15:46,861 --> 00:15:48,527
What the fuck?
388
00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:52,165
Seppen is suing us
for $10 million in damages.
389
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,631
The complaint
specifically cites,
390
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:58,337
"sullying their smart fridges
with mime-simulated fellatio."
391
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,777
"Our customers invite us
into their homes.
392
00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:02,615
"The kitchen is
the modern hearth.
393
00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:05,695
We cannot have that trust
violated." Is that a typo?
394
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:07,133
Do they mean "heart"?
395
00:16:07,205 --> 00:16:09,078
How did Seppen
find out it was us?
396
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,295
I don't know.
397
00:16:10,364 --> 00:16:11,450
You tell us, Gilfoyle.
398
00:16:11,527 --> 00:16:13,595
You said you pulled
all our code and bleached it.
399
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:14,843
Maybe you missed something.
400
00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:15,993
No.
401
00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,201
No way.
402
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,492
They have no proof it was us.
Ignore them.
403
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:22,080
Ignore them? What the fuck
kind of solution is that?
404
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:24,575
No. "Hearth."
It's a word. Huh!
405
00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:27,455
We don't need to solve anything.
They have nothing.
406
00:16:27,524 --> 00:16:29,576
Well, I'm pretty sure
they have something, Gilfoyle.
407
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:32,591
So you fucked up somewhere!
I didn't fuck up.
408
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:35,293
Well, guys, I'm sure there's
something we can do here.
409
00:16:35,443 --> 00:16:36,851
Uh, just give me a second.
410
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,028
Hey, sorry!
I-I can't talk right now.
411
00:16:45,152 --> 00:16:46,481
Can we meet up?
412
00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:48,506
Um, my place. Midnight.
413
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,286
Okay, I gotta go.
414
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:51,827
Okay.
415
00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:58,724
Okay, so wait.
416
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,741
You're telling me
this Gilfoyle guy
417
00:17:00,892 --> 00:17:03,188
first hacked into the fridges
as a prank?
418
00:17:03,386 --> 00:17:04,713
Without your knowledge?
419
00:17:04,872 --> 00:17:06,243
Uh, yeah.
420
00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:08,037
Well, there you go, Richard!
421
00:17:08,106 --> 00:17:10,592
If you didn't authorize it, then
he's acting as a rogue agent.
422
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:13,173
You tell Seppen that
and Pied Piper's off scot-free.
423
00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,888
Yeah, but what would
happen to Gilfoyle?
424
00:17:15,957 --> 00:17:18,008
I don't know. There'd be
criminal and civil charges
425
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,421
he'd have to deal
with on his own.
426
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:20,792
Oh, Jesus!
427
00:17:20,918 --> 00:17:22,909
I don't know.
Sounds kinda brutal.
428
00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:25,462
In the end, being on
those fridges saved us.
429
00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:28,821
Richard, I-I told you
about radical candor, yeah?
430
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,469
Well, what I'm getting
from you now,
431
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,659
is the opposite of that.
432
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,822
It's actually something
we call "ruinous empathy."
433
00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:38,988
You want to destroy
your entire company
434
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,472
just to keep one
bad actor happy?
435
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:43,404
That's not fair
to you, Richard!
436
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,784
Oh, come on. Gilfoyle
will never be happy.
437
00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:48,593
This is exactly
the kinda thing
438
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:50,972
I could help you with
if you hired me.
439
00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:55,842
Hey, any news?
440
00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,118
Oh, goddammit. Why is that thing
still fucking doing that?
441
00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,988
I guess Gilfoyle
forgot to turn it off.
442
00:18:02,065 --> 00:18:03,616
It's been doing
that all morning.
443
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,241
I don't have his password.
444
00:18:07,325 --> 00:18:09,504
Bitcoin is really
volatile today.
445
00:18:09,573 --> 00:18:11,701
Yeah, okay.
Uh, where is he?
446
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:14,708
Well, it's 10:00 AM,
so not here.
447
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:19,510
Okay, you know what?
Fuck Gilfoyle.
448
00:18:19,589 --> 00:18:20,639
Fuck him right to hell.
449
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,028
I've been saying that
for years.
450
00:18:22,097 --> 00:18:23,376
Where's Jared?
451
00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:29,988
Richard, are you serious?
452
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,338
Yes.
453
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:34,265
Well, I concede that laying
it all at Gilfoyle's feet
454
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:36,679
might get us out
of the Seppen lawsuit, but...
455
00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:40,079
I mean, you'd really throw
him to the wolves like that?
456
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:41,540
That doesn't sound like you.
457
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:43,393
Well, maybe
I'm just becoming
458
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,426
a little less
ruinously empathetic.
459
00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:47,634
Have you been
seeing a therapist?
460
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,882
No.
461
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,242
But...
462
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:54,952
I have been seeing Ben.
463
00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:56,445
Ben Burkhardt.
464
00:18:56,522 --> 00:18:58,232
Oh, Richard, no.
465
00:18:58,412 --> 00:19:00,123
He's Dana's COO. You're...
466
00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,809
You're jeopardizing your
entire friendship with Dana.
467
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,787
What friendship with Dana?
468
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,479
Who could be friends
with that guy?
469
00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:07,679
I got news for you, Jared.
470
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,078
Dana sucks, man!
471
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,200
Richard!
472
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:11,408
I mean, he is a dog.
473
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,320
How did he even found
his own company?
474
00:19:13,397 --> 00:19:14,559
Is he even smart?
475
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:15,880
Okay, that's unfair.
476
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,051
Look, this is your company.
477
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,320
And you can work with
whomever you want.
478
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,574
But I need you
to think long and hard
479
00:19:22,651 --> 00:19:24,611
about what you're
proposing to do to Gilfoyle.
480
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,954
We're talking about
criminal charges here.
481
00:19:27,023 --> 00:19:28,359
He could be deported.
482
00:19:28,559 --> 00:19:30,353
There has to be
another option.
483
00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:32,345
Well, no offense, Jared,
484
00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,483
but Ben says there isn't.
485
00:19:34,735 --> 00:19:36,908
Okay? And he is
a world-class COO
486
00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:39,664
that has brought multiple
companies to a billion dollars.
487
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,089
And you're just
a biz dev guy.
488
00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:46,219
I'm... I'm sorry. I...
489
00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:49,432
I just think that
in this particular situation,
490
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,740
Ben might know
a little better.
491
00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,276
Okay.
492
00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,320
You're the boss.
493
00:20:00,402 --> 00:20:02,023
You know,
but I will say this.
494
00:20:02,092 --> 00:20:04,468
If you're really going
to start working with Ben,
495
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,545
at least give Dana
the common courtesy
496
00:20:06,614 --> 00:20:09,115
of telling him the truth
about what you guys are doing.
497
00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,789
Because if you
don't tell him...
498
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,132
you're the dog.
499
00:20:30,278 --> 00:20:31,904
Thanks for, uh,
having me over.
500
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:35,034
Of course. So, it's gonna
be a bit weird at first.
501
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,886
Then it's gonna be okay.
502
00:20:37,229 --> 00:20:38,234
What?
503
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,583
Hi, this is Jared Dunn.
504
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:59,021
Um, sorry, I don't
recognize this number.
505
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:03,042
Jared? Come here now.
506
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:04,728
Jian-Yang?
507
00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:08,618
So... Ben told me everything.
508
00:21:09,438 --> 00:21:10,770
Oh!
509
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:12,225
Uh...
510
00:21:12,490 --> 00:21:13,664
Well...
511
00:21:13,812 --> 00:21:15,731
Radical candor,
I guess, right?
512
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,415
Yeah, he told me how
you kept texting him non-stop.
513
00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,982
And he kept refusing,
but you were relentless.
514
00:21:21,051 --> 00:21:22,140
What?
515
00:21:22,225 --> 00:21:25,223
- Uh, no!
- Richard, it's... It's immaterial.
516
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,129
The point is,
Dana knows everything now.
517
00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:29,821
However it came to that,
it's just words in the winds.
518
00:21:29,893 --> 00:21:31,284
"Words in the winds"?
519
00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:32,446
Yeah.
520
00:21:32,515 --> 00:21:35,491
Well, Richard, looks like
you got what you wanted.
521
00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:37,116
You're both adults.
522
00:21:37,222 --> 00:21:38,866
You can work together
if you want.
523
00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:41,404
I just wish you'd demonstrated
the measure of spirit
524
00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:43,153
to discuss this
with me to my face.
525
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,586
But...
526
00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:48,320
guess there's no honor
among thieves, hmm?
527
00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:50,061
Well...
528
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:51,381
good luck, gentlemen.
529
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,127
You deserve each other.
530
00:21:54,553 --> 00:21:56,096
Dana.
531
00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:01,995
Wow.
532
00:22:02,569 --> 00:22:05,112
You know, I've never
really seen him like that.
533
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,714
He's so assertive.
534
00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:08,120
Uh, articulate.
535
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,237
Yeah, he's had a head cold
the last couple weeks.
536
00:22:10,314 --> 00:22:11,404
Been pretty low energy.
537
00:22:11,473 --> 00:22:12,679
Really?
538
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,242
Yep!
539
00:22:14,363 --> 00:22:17,342
Oh!
So, I guess...
540
00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,526
You and me, huh, Richard?
541
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,125
Together, at last.
542
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:22,651
Yeah.
543
00:22:24,392 --> 00:22:26,185
Dana rides a motorcycle?
544
00:22:26,515 --> 00:22:27,686
Yep.
545
00:22:28,194 --> 00:22:29,360
Cool.
546
00:22:34,534 --> 00:22:37,211
So, uh, what
exactly did you...
547
00:22:38,401 --> 00:22:41,248
The witch lost his mind.
548
00:22:42,182 --> 00:22:44,172
Gilfoyle, you smoke?
549
00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:46,389
I kept mulling
that Seppen shit.
550
00:22:47,446 --> 00:22:49,463
I didn't leave a bit
of my code on that fridge.
551
00:22:49,677 --> 00:22:52,506
No remnants, nothing,
so how do they know?
552
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,206
Then I realized...
553
00:22:54,357 --> 00:22:55,938
they're listening to us.
554
00:22:56,757 --> 00:22:58,987
They've been listening to us
this whole fucking time.
555
00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:00,474
Right.
All these devices
556
00:23:00,543 --> 00:23:02,150
are listening to us!
557
00:23:02,539 --> 00:23:04,300
Okay, um...
558
00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:07,404
Gilfoyle, I-I think
you need some rest.
559
00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,541
Not yet.
560
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:10,477
I checked their firmware
and their logs.
561
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,258
The fridge is set
to record constantly
562
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:14,829
streaming everything
back to the cloud.
563
00:23:14,897 --> 00:23:16,736
They must have gone
through those audio logs,
564
00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:18,567
and listened
to our conversations.
565
00:23:18,908 --> 00:23:21,647
Wait, even if they
aren't listening to us,
566
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:25,335
just the fact that
they could be is interesting.
567
00:23:25,564 --> 00:23:26,906
Shit.
568
00:23:27,416 --> 00:23:28,816
They make smoke detectors.
569
00:23:28,885 --> 00:23:30,816
I think there's one
in the kitchen.
570
00:23:30,935 --> 00:23:32,740
Those fuckers are listening.
571
00:23:34,068 --> 00:23:35,639
Jian-Yang, are...
Are you copying
572
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,920
all those companies for the
Chinese markets?
573
00:23:38,222 --> 00:23:39,285
Oh, no.
574
00:23:39,815 --> 00:23:41,636
Fuck you, Seppen.
575
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,472
Hey! Where have you been?
576
00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:56,722
Um, I stayed at
Big Head's last night.
577
00:23:56,864 --> 00:23:58,819
Yeah. Oh, God, I've been
calling all night.
578
00:23:58,889 --> 00:24:01,457
Yeah. I just didn't feel like
getting reprimanded.
579
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:02,991
I-I thought maybe
you were locked
580
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,283
in another Starbucks
bathroom overnight.
581
00:24:05,352 --> 00:24:06,908
One time, Jared.
One time.
582
00:24:06,985 --> 00:24:09,563
Okay, you're just gonna have
to catch up on the fly, then.
583
00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:12,031
On the fly, what?
584
00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:16,761
Richard Hendricks,
585
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:19,984
- this is Tom and Viola from Seppen.
- How do you do?
586
00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:21,908
Oh, hi.
Alright, uh,
587
00:24:21,985 --> 00:24:23,778
we won't take up
any more of your time.
588
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,799
Richard has called you
in today, because...
589
00:24:26,988 --> 00:24:28,627
of this.
590
00:24:29,062 --> 00:24:31,829
Um, this is Seppen's Smart
Fridge Terms of Service,
591
00:24:31,926 --> 00:24:33,449
where you specifically state
592
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:36,242
that only refrigerator
command-related user data
593
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,279
will be uploaded
to your cloud's service.
594
00:24:38,356 --> 00:24:39,567
That's correct.
595
00:24:39,636 --> 00:24:42,643
We believe that the refrigerator
is the hearth of the modern...
596
00:24:42,712 --> 00:24:44,682
Stop talking.
597
00:24:45,064 --> 00:24:47,083
We know your refrigerators
are streaming
598
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,165
all recorded audio
to the cloud.
599
00:24:49,271 --> 00:24:51,175
Every single conversation.
600
00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:54,360
Which is tantamount
to illegal wiretapping.
601
00:24:55,056 --> 00:24:57,689
You thought a mime
performing fellatio was bad?
602
00:24:57,912 --> 00:24:59,539
What happens when
your customers find out
603
00:24:59,607 --> 00:25:01,216
that every single thing
they've ever said
604
00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:04,563
in front of their "hearth"
has been recorded?
605
00:25:06,685 --> 00:25:07,816
Oh, shit.
606
00:25:08,454 --> 00:25:10,481
We never listen
to any recordings.
607
00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:13,820
Look, we never wanted to get into
this tech stuff in the first place,
608
00:25:13,897 --> 00:25:15,636
but our marketing
department insisted.
609
00:25:15,705 --> 00:25:17,239
Between us...
610
00:25:17,735 --> 00:25:20,765
Gavin Belson was the one
that pushed us to sue you.
611
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:22,901
Is there something
we can do here?
612
00:25:24,301 --> 00:25:25,766
This is a deal memo
613
00:25:25,851 --> 00:25:29,297
stating that Pied Piper
will fix your security issue,
614
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:30,608
and update your system
615
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,722
to Pied Piper's stack
in the future
616
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,504
which will lower
your server costs
617
00:25:34,573 --> 00:25:36,570
and improve the security
of your fridges.
618
00:25:36,647 --> 00:25:38,987
In exchange,
you drop the suit.
619
00:25:39,091 --> 00:25:40,208
Uh, Richard?
620
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:43,026
Did I state that correctly?
Is that our offer?
621
00:25:44,118 --> 00:25:46,259
Uh-huh. Yep.
622
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:49,952
I'd also like to tell you
I have a Seppen bread machine,
623
00:25:50,022 --> 00:25:52,408
and I have never been
happier with an appliance.
624
00:25:52,578 --> 00:25:54,421
- Pleasure.
- Thank you so much.
625
00:25:55,943 --> 00:25:57,073
Hey.
626
00:25:57,279 --> 00:25:59,624
I'm so sorry if
I overstepped my bounds.
627
00:25:59,799 --> 00:26:01,551
It's just time
was of the essence.
628
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:04,239
- Are you kidding me?
- Jared, you saved us.
629
00:26:04,509 --> 00:26:07,727
And you did it without
having to fuck Gilfoyle over.
630
00:26:07,796 --> 00:26:09,498
- Thanks!
- Yeah, um...
631
00:26:09,689 --> 00:26:11,819
We should talk about
what they said about Gavin.
632
00:26:11,888 --> 00:26:13,727
Hello, Pied Piper!
633
00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:16,180
Nice gender mix.
634
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,285
Could use a little
more color.
635
00:26:18,569 --> 00:26:20,658
Baby steps, right?
Where do you want me?
636
00:26:21,075 --> 00:26:23,369
- What are you doing here?
- What are you talking about?
637
00:26:23,570 --> 00:26:25,315
Well, I-I said I'd call you.
638
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,049
I didn't say I was hiring you.
639
00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:28,415
Richard...
640
00:26:28,543 --> 00:26:30,696
I-I left Dana for you.
641
00:26:30,765 --> 00:26:32,063
I know. Ha!
642
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,762
I'm aware.
643
00:26:34,235 --> 00:26:35,290
But...
644
00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,672
let me try a little
radical candor.
645
00:26:37,998 --> 00:26:41,408
Um, cheating on your CEO
646
00:26:41,485 --> 00:26:42,756
and then blaming it all on me
647
00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:46,061
is not really the kind of
behavior I like to reward.
648
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:50,156
Nor is pushing me
to put my friend in jail.
649
00:26:51,823 --> 00:26:54,657
- Okay.
- You want candor, Richard?
650
00:26:55,142 --> 00:26:58,290
You are objectively
making a huge mistake.
651
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,204
I'm a world-class COO, okay?
652
00:27:00,273 --> 00:27:01,745
And your heavy metal friend?
653
00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,499
I mean, he's obviously a dick.
654
00:27:03,642 --> 00:27:05,430
And you know...
You know what else, Richard?
655
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,576
You're 20 to 30 pounds
underweight.
656
00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:09,307
It's gross.
657
00:27:10,985 --> 00:27:13,448
Who was that?
He seemed smart!
658
00:27:15,610 --> 00:27:16,864
Hey, Richard?
659
00:27:17,356 --> 00:27:19,875
I'm at least
45 pounds underweight.
660
00:27:20,072 --> 00:27:22,287
Okay, and don't
worry about him.
661
00:27:22,356 --> 00:27:24,865
We're gonna find you
a much better COO.
662
00:27:25,349 --> 00:27:27,229
I think we already have.
663
00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:32,500
You want the job?
664
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,741
Jared, uh...
665
00:27:35,818 --> 00:27:37,442
Alright, okay.
666
00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:38,920
- I'm okay.
- I know, just take it...
667
00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:39,986
Everyone can see you.
668
00:27:40,055 --> 00:27:41,787
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, let's have a seat.
669
00:27:41,856 --> 00:27:43,612
- Just think about it.
- I'm okay!
670
00:27:43,681 --> 00:27:45,276
Yeah, let's...
671
00:27:45,396 --> 00:27:48,369
Do you want some water?
Just breathe, just breathe.
672
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,715
Seppen said that Gavin was
pushing them to sue us, right?
673
00:27:51,855 --> 00:27:54,210
Uh, yeah, but that
shouldn't be a surprise.
674
00:27:54,279 --> 00:27:56,433
But Seppen had no idea
that we broke in.
675
00:27:56,522 --> 00:27:58,238
How the fuck did Gavin know?
676
00:27:58,658 --> 00:27:59,796
Right!
677
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,982
W-W-What? Are you
suggesting that...
678
00:28:03,068 --> 00:28:06,195
someone in here is leaking
info to Gavin Belson?
679
00:28:06,272 --> 00:28:07,748
I am.
680
00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,855
We have a mole on our hands.
681
00:28:16,197 --> 00:28:17,642
What the fuck is going on
over there?
682
00:28:17,711 --> 00:28:19,531
Um, yeah, bad news.
683
00:28:19,693 --> 00:28:23,322
Seppen just left, and... and it
looks like they're gonna settle.
684
00:28:24,098 --> 00:28:26,427
Hey! Dude.
685
00:28:27,569 --> 00:28:28,986
We have a mole!
686
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,426
♪♪
Sync corrections by srjanapala
687
00:28:32,495 --> 00:28:35,843
♪♪
688
00:29:37,793 --> 00:29:40,624
♪♪
689
00:29:40,997 --> 00:29:42,651
You remember K-Hole
James...
690
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,565
- Of course!
- K-Hole is
691
00:29:44,634 --> 00:29:46,851
euphoric about speaking to you
regarding a deal.
692
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,839
That would put us months ahead.
693
00:29:49,017 --> 00:29:51,101
Whatever
you are doing, stop it now.
694
00:29:51,254 --> 00:29:53,128
This is not a done deal.
695
00:29:54,099 --> 00:29:55,704
Any word from our mole
at Pied Piper?
696
00:29:55,773 --> 00:29:56,783
We found the mole.
697
00:29:56,852 --> 00:29:58,460
How did the mole
get all this information?
698
00:29:58,528 --> 00:30:01,711
By exploiting
our most glaring weakness.
699
00:30:01,798 --> 00:30:03,794
♪ You were working
As a waitress ♪
700
00:30:03,863 --> 00:30:06,294
♪ In a cocktail bar ♪
701
00:30:06,363 --> 00:30:08,836
♪♪