1 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:10,110 Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen? 2 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:11,900 No, but they're fine. 3 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:15,570 Okay. You know, I... I wasn't actually gonna come here. 4 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:17,823 But then, I thought, "You know what? I could... I could use a walk." 5 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,830 And, um, well, I've just been working on 6 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:21,700 this peer-to-peer Internet thing, 7 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:24,460 and well, I... I think better when I walk. 8 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,420 Mm-hmm. If I'm gonna be thinking and walking, 9 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,783 I might as well walk somewhere specific. 10 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:29,710 Hey, when was the last time you slept? 11 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:32,340 Um... I don't know. 12 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:34,470 Well, I know I... I was gonna sleep last night, 13 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:37,510 but, uh... I thought I had this solve 14 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:39,593 for this computational trust issue I've been working on, 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,510 but it turns out, I didn't have a solve. 16 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,180 But it was too late. I had already drank the whole pot of coffee. 17 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,183 Okay. Well, I'm busy. I've got to see patients all the time. 18 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:48,053 What are you doing? Sorry. I don't want to interrupt you. 19 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,900 Sorry, just... just one second. I just had a quick thought. 20 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:52,440 Why are you writing it on there? 21 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:54,483 Well, I mean, you change these between every patient, right? 22 00:00:54,490 --> 00:00:56,490 I guess I'm going to have to now. 23 00:00:56,530 --> 00:01:00,370 You know, all the guys at the house, they think I'm nuts, but I'm not nuts. 24 00:01:00,410 --> 00:01:03,200 Hey, you know, they say that after Alan Turing was chemically castrated, 25 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:04,700 he got a lot less annoying. 26 00:01:04,750 --> 00:01:07,540 What was that? Hmm? 27 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,583 Nothing. Just... that's just something to think about. 28 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:11,500 Okay. Sure, yeah. 29 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:12,670 Pen, please. 30 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:14,210 Right, yeah. 31 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,090 Go ahead and pay the lady out front. 32 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:17,930 Cash is always appreciated. 33 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:20,430 Hmm. How the hell does this thing work? 34 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,270 Question for you. 35 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:36,360 What's better than octopus recipe? 36 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,990 Answer for you. 37 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:40,660 Eight recipes for octopus. 38 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:44,120 My grandmother gave me a family recipe 39 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,870 before she died in a horrible way. 40 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,870 Wait. What? 41 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,840 Sorry. We knew Jian-Yang's app was in the food space, 42 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,250 but we assumed that it was camera-based. 43 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,920 Like, you take a photo of food, 44 00:01:56,970 --> 00:02:00,970 the app returns nutritional information, or recipes, 45 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,850 or how it was sourced. 46 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,390 Yeah, like Shazam for food. 47 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:06,930 Exactly. But this, I mean, this is... 48 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:10,640 Shazam... for food. 49 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:12,650 No, Shazam's not my vision. 50 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:15,820 Of course they know that you're not pitching Shazam. That already exists. 51 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:19,780 This would be a Shazam... for food. 52 00:02:19,820 --> 00:02:22,200 No. Sorry. Language barrier. 53 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,120 Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No? 54 00:02:31,330 --> 00:02:33,880 That's not Mandarin. He's a stickler for the accent. 55 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,340 No, my app is seafood, like food... 56 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:39,210 in the sea. That you can see. 57 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:43,220 Oh, "see food." S-E-E food. Oh. 58 00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:46,140 SeeFood. Now, that we like. 59 00:02:46,180 --> 00:02:49,060 Seafood. It's like food in the sea. 60 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,150 Fuck. 61 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,990 Oh, Gavin. Gavin. 62 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,410 I head about your PiperChat issue. 63 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:09,330 Those COPPA fines are no joke, could be billions. 64 00:03:09,370 --> 00:03:11,540 I'm acutely aware, Jack. 65 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,500 Listen, after all you've done for me... 66 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:18,380 bringing me into the Hooli sandbox, letting me play here... 67 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,550 what if, hypothetically, 68 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:23,090 I had a way to delete the underage accounts 69 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:25,180 and the chat data in question? 70 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,680 Hypothetically, I could blame it on a malfunction 71 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,270 of my Endframe/Box servers. 72 00:03:31,310 --> 00:03:35,020 The board would have nothing to blame you for. 73 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:38,150 Jack, I'm speechless. I'm embarrassed to say it, 74 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,730 - but I was beginning to question your loyalty. - Yeah. 75 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:51,540 Well, you should've. I said it was hypothetical. 76 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:53,250 Didn't say I'd do it. 77 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:05,050 Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Gavin? 78 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:12,770 Uh, you guys? Gavin Belson just got fired! 79 00:04:12,810 --> 00:04:14,480 - Richard. - Wait. What? 80 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,270 Shit, that's huge. 81 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:19,900 "There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violated Hooli protocol 82 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:23,900 in the acquisition of a company that contained toxic assets." 83 00:04:23,950 --> 00:04:27,450 Oh, that's us! Oh, my God. Gavin's been fired? 84 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,280 Did you fall in the pool? 85 00:04:29,330 --> 00:04:32,450 Oh, no. No, I didn't. 86 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,710 I was, um... I was dangling my feet in, 87 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,080 'cause it was cool and refreshing and just helping me think, 88 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:38,920 and then, since I was wet anyway, 89 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,793 I purposefully started to wade around in the pool. 90 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:43,550 Uh... But don't worry. No, I didn't fall in. 91 00:04:43,590 --> 00:04:45,970 I, uh... I am not a spaz. 92 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:50,350 "Belson will be succeeded by 'Action' Jack Barker. 93 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,600 "A veteran tech CEO, Barker commented, 94 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:53,850 "'We at Hooli pledge to work 95 00:04:53,890 --> 00:04:55,770 "with the Federal Trade Commission 96 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,810 "to resolve this matter and commit ourselves 97 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,600 to earning back the public trust.'" 98 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,400 Wow, Dinesh, you really stuck it to him. 99 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,030 Now they're pinning it all on Gavin. 100 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,690 Holy shit. Dude, you're moist. 101 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,610 Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go and get a towel. 102 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:11,990 I mean, Dinesh, you're a... a giant slayer. 103 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:16,290 As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users. 104 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:19,920 I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something. 105 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,790 Yeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath 106 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:25,380 of a bloated and inept bureaucracy, 107 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:27,720 but feel totally comfortable having crossed 108 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:32,350 a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds. 109 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:35,430 Shut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally. 110 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,520 I think you might be the first Pakistani man 111 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,270 to be killed by a drone inside the United States. 112 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:43,150 People don't have people killed in the Valley. 113 00:05:43,190 --> 00:05:45,570 Not even Gavin Belson. Okay? 114 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:49,240 Right, Jared? 115 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,410 I... I once saw him throw a sloth 116 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:53,700 down a flight of stairs after a presentation, 117 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:58,160 and he said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes. 118 00:05:58,210 --> 00:06:00,040 I... I can't rule it out. 119 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:06,000 "A legacy lost. CEO and chief innovator Gavin Belson exits Hooli." 120 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,170 The end of the Gavin Belson era. 121 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:11,550 And if all goes well, it is the beginning of the era 122 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:16,720 of Erlich Bachman and his funky Asian dude friend Jian... 123 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:20,230 Jian? Jian-Yang! 124 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:24,110 Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us 125 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,820 a seed investment of $200,000 126 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,820 for the Shazam of food. 127 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:31,530 All we have to do is dazzle them with a demo on Monday, 128 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:34,070 and, uh, the check will... 129 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,780 What the fuck? Huh? 130 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:39,120 Is that my vintage Corona Club beach towel? 131 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,000 Yes. I was in the pool, but I got out. 132 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,080 That's a beach towel, not a pool... 133 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:47,300 Where were you? I was referring to you as my funky Asian friend. 134 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,090 The passenger door's all fucked up! 135 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:51,590 I told you, there's no demo. 136 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,470 I'm making my recipe app. 137 00:06:53,510 --> 00:06:57,640 You're gonna walk away from $200,000? 138 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,100 You know who walks away from that kind of money, Jian-Yang? 139 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:01,730 Richard, a crazy person. 140 00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:03,650 Crazy? No. Opposite. 141 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,020 He walked away from $10 million. Now look at him... 142 00:07:06,070 --> 00:07:08,860 wet pants, stealing towels, 143 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:12,150 babbling about technical issues that he can't solve. 144 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,450 I am one computational trust issue away from solving this thing. 145 00:07:15,490 --> 00:07:17,410 Is this how you wanna end up? 146 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:23,210 No. He's a cautionary tale. 147 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,750 - Nope, not true. - Not a cautionary tale. 148 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:28,800 Got a lot of work to do. I'll be in the pool. Not crazy. 149 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,720 I mean, it's like, wow. Richard... 150 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,930 - Hey, Erlich. - Just FYI. 151 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:39,430 I actually did some image recognition stuff on Nip Alert, 152 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:42,640 so maybe you could hire me to help on the demo, 153 00:07:42,690 --> 00:07:45,150 'cause my dad's been, like, kinda on me lately 154 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:48,110 to, like, get a job or go to school 'cause... 155 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:51,360 'cause he's upset that I lost all that money on... on PiperChat. 156 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:55,320 And then also, you helped me lose that 20 million on Bachmanity. 157 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:56,740 Big Head, um... 158 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,620 Jian-Yang's culture... 159 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:02,620 he's... Chinese... 160 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:05,830 won't allow him to accept outside help. 161 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,460 Oh, right, 'cause of Chinese. 162 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:11,130 Okay, well, that makes sense. 163 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,090 If either of you could aid 164 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:19,550 in the construction of this image recognition software, 165 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,930 I can pay you handsomely. 166 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:23,600 ♪ ♪ 167 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,440 Huh. Five years at ASU, then you dropped out? No degree? 168 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:32,940 Mm-hmm. Pretty solid "C's" in all of your CS classes. 169 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:34,110 Right. 170 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:36,660 But really more incompletes than anything. 171 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:39,280 Yeah, a lot of those classes were at 11:00 a.m., so... 172 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,740 I'm sorry, but I... I don't think 173 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,580 you're Stanford CS material, Mr. Bighetti. 174 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:47,830 Yeah, that's totally fair. Thanks so much. 175 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,290 Have a nice day. 176 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:57,880 Oh, hey, did you get this at a party on Alcatraz? 177 00:08:57,930 --> 00:09:00,890 Yes. Oh, cool. I got one there, too. 178 00:09:00,930 --> 00:09:03,770 Or, I mean, I guess, technically, I bought one there. 179 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,270 I bought everything there. 180 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:07,690 Excuse me? 181 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:10,190 Oh, Bachmanity was my VC fund. 182 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:12,070 What? 183 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:15,110 It stands for Venture Capital. I know. Umm... 184 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:16,860 Wh... 185 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,610 Wait. Nelson Bighetti. 186 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:20,700 Were you on the cover of WIRED magazine? 187 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,200 Yeah, and actually inside, too. 188 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:25,500 Can I get you some coffee? 189 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:30,250 The last 24 hours have been very painful. 190 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:34,300 But in the days to come, what I will be thinking of most is all of you, 191 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:38,050 the good people of Hooli, and what we've built together. 192 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:42,890 And, yes, we built great products here. Great products. 193 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:47,680 But I like to think we built an even greater connection. 194 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,890 So, in the spirit of that connection, 195 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:52,520 if any of you would like to say something to me... 196 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:55,610 positive or negative... this is the time. 197 00:09:55,690 --> 00:09:58,240 I encourage you to be completely honest. 198 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,410 Don't be shy. 199 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:06,910 This is most likely the last chance we have to talk. 200 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:08,960 Anything at all. 201 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,170 Ah. Here we go. 202 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:20,090 Todd, our senior systems engineer. 203 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,850 I'm sorry, but it's my official duty 204 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:33,060 to... escort you off the property... 205 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,810 I understand. 206 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:37,440 Thank you for your dedication... ...and relieve you of your badge. 207 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:40,990 Yes. 208 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:43,780 I guess this is it then. 209 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,080 Goodbye, Hoover. 210 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,330 Your parking hang tag. 211 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:09,100 I mean, do you think I'm crazy for chasing this thing? 212 00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:12,100 Don't ask me. I'm hardly in a position to judge. 213 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:16,110 I mean, you do realize I'm literally the only person in this entire grocery store 214 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,940 who's actually buying stuff for myself. 215 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:21,190 I don't know. Maybe these people are right. 216 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,700 Maybe I just drop this one, move on, 217 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,910 and become some pathetic fucking TaskRabbit, you know? 218 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:28,540 Hey, I have a family, asshole. 219 00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:31,660 Oh. Sorry. Not you, the other ones. 220 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:34,370 Look, if you can't crack this idea, there's no shame. 221 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,840 I mean, a lot of really smart people have gotten stuck on it. 222 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,710 Please. Like who? 223 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:39,880 Peter Gregory for one. 224 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:43,720 Peter was thinking about a fully decentralized Internet? 225 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,140 Why wouldn't you mention this to me? 226 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:47,180 Well, because he walked away from it, 227 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,890 and you seemed so excited about it, I thought you had a new angle. 228 00:11:49,930 --> 00:11:51,720 I didn't want to discourage you. 229 00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,690 Oh, what, 'cause I'm some delicate little flower? I couldn't handle it? 230 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,900 The thing is, Peter tended to cling to things, 231 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:01,860 and he gave up on this. I mean, he must've had a reason. 232 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,530 Wait. Peter was a compulsive note-taker. Right? 233 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,870 What about his journals? I mean, do you guys still have them? 234 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:12,660 Richard, I am on thin ice as it is at Raviga. 235 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:16,000 No. Monica, listen to me, okay? I haven't slept in days. 236 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,130 I'm walking into pools fully clothed. 237 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:20,920 This is all I think about. Please. 238 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,920 Fine, but just this once. 239 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:26,380 Yes. Thank you. 240 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,300 Fuck. It's Erlich. He... What? 241 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,180 He wants me to help spin up this demo 242 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,430 for Jian-Yang's bullshit Shazam-for-food app. 243 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,827 Wait, the thing that Coleman Blair just bought? That was them? 244 00:12:34,850 --> 00:12:36,440 Yeah, but they haven't bought it yet. 245 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:38,480 I mean, they sign the deal on Monday, 246 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,320 but it's all contingent on a working demo, 247 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,690 which they do not and will not have. 248 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:44,150 Interesting. 249 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,950 You're doing great work by the way. 250 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:48,360 Fuck you. Definitely. Thank you. 251 00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:53,200 I'll have those forms to you by 11. 252 00:12:54,960 --> 00:13:00,290 Yeah, so it's called SeeFood, but it's S-E-E Food, get it? 253 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:02,340 Yes, Erlich Bachman showed me a demo, 254 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,920 and this thing is incredible. 255 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:09,140 Yeah, and Coleman Blair is gonna get the whole deal for only 200K. 256 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:12,560 But here's the thing, they don't close until Monday. 257 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,180 I mean, if I had Laurie's ear, I would tell her 258 00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:17,270 that we should pay them today and close the deal, 259 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,980 and Bachman would jump on it in a second. 260 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:24,820 Go choke on that, broham. 261 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,110 Very funny. 262 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:31,570 What's funny? 263 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,620 This message. "Hey, I'm a big fan 264 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:34,863 of what you did to Gavin Belson. 265 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,323 I've seen your photo and think you're cute. 266 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,160 Would love to meet up. Mia." 267 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:40,580 Fuck you. I didn't send that. 268 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:43,340 Oh, you didn't? My hand to Satan. 269 00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:45,543 But before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants, 270 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,253 you might wanna consider that it's not a woman. 271 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,180 I bet you're being catfished by Gavin himself. 272 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,840 Oh, fuck. 273 00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:56,270 But... But what? 274 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,810 On the off chance that this is an actual real woman, 275 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,310 getting murdered seems like an acceptable risk. 276 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,360 Oh, hey. Hey. 277 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,480 Let me ask you something. Do you think wearing 278 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,360 the name of the college you're going to to class 279 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,443 is like the same thing as wearing the name of the band 280 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,240 you're going to to a concert? 281 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,870 What? Did you get into Stanford? 282 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:17,950 Yeah, and this is totally going to get my dad off my back, 283 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,160 and they said they liked my story, 284 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,000 so I'm gonna take a CS class there. 285 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,960 And they're so nice. I was asking if it was gonna be pass/fail, 286 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,630 and they were like, "It's up to you." 287 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,760 And then I said, "Is there gonna be homework?" 288 00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,340 And they were like, "Only if you want it." 289 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:35,760 And so then, I guess I have to decide if I want it, 290 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:39,520 which kinda already feels like homework, but do you think I... 291 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,520 Holy shit. 292 00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:49,070 It's like we just walked right into Peter Gregory's brain. 293 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,910 Actually, I think Peter's brain is in a cryo-locker in Menlo Park. 294 00:14:54,950 --> 00:14:59,540 Oh, hey, I, uh... I remember this photo from Peter's office. 295 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:02,920 It's still so weird to me that he and Gavin Belson were ever friends. 296 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,420 Select destination. 297 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:11,720 - No. No, no. No, thank you. - Optimizing route to Arallon. 298 00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,510 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 299 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,850 Wait. Are all these Peter Gregory's notebooks? 300 00:15:17,890 --> 00:15:20,100 Um... Are they? Are they in this box? 301 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:23,650 Richard. Remember, you promised you were gonna get some sleep tonight. 302 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,060 Yeah, I will. 303 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,230 All right, I'm, uh... I'm gonna leave you guys to it. 304 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:31,240 Oh, Erlich didn't get a call from Ed Chen today, did he? 305 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,490 Yeah. I heard them on speakerphone, 306 00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:35,030 'cause Erlich was neti-potting. 307 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,080 I think, uh... I think they're meeting tonight. 308 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,530 Good to know. 309 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,410 What? Sesame seeds. 310 00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:46,040 To SeeFood. To SeeFood 311 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:48,710 and to a full-expensed meal on Raviga's tab, 312 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:52,340 and to you, Ed Chen, who pulled the wool over Laurie Bream's eyes 313 00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:55,640 and got us two-hundo-thou sight unseen. 314 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,180 Well, she had some concerns about getting into business with you again, 315 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:02,270 but I can pretty much talk that broad into anything. 316 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,350 Ha! Cheers to that. 317 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,310 You're a con man, like Erlich! 318 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,320 What does that mean? 319 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,440 It... it's a little term of endearment we have around the house. 320 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,410 Uh, a confident man. 321 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,443 He sees me as a confident man, and he looks up to me. 322 00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:20,620 You know, you have to be patient with him, 'cause he's a bit of a moron. 323 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,160 Moron? No, no, no. I mean, he's... Not in tech. 324 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:26,750 And how about this palapa? Are we in the islands or what? 325 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,460 Sorry. I... 326 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,090 This app isn't gonna suck, right? 327 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:32,630 If it sucks, it's my ass. 328 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:34,920 You guys have a working demo... right? 329 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,720 Uh, we're gonna slow down 330 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,220 on the, uh... the-the... the servings for the little one. 331 00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,890 So, he's from China, a small town, 332 00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,560 not used to our big city liquor, and... No, no, no, no, no. 333 00:16:47,610 --> 00:16:50,310 Jian-Yang. 334 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:59,200 Boys, boys. Let's speak in English. It's the law. 335 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,870 "I'm a big fat fucking asshole." 336 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,960 Okay, now. That's... that's me. 337 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,590 Why would I call myself a big fat asshole? 338 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,300 The liquor's gotten to the little fellow, 339 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:15,380 and I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say. 340 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:21,350 Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia. 341 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,850 Are you gonna murder Dinesh? 342 00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:26,390 No. Bummer. 343 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,350 Wait. Gilfoyle? 344 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,650 Are you the Gilfoyle from Bovine Dawn? 345 00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:33,520 Maybe. 346 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,030 I'm MI4. 347 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:37,320 No shit. 348 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:41,160 I always thought you were a fat, bald weirdo. 349 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:45,450 Well, she's not. She's a thin, hairy regular. 350 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,270 You know, you were totally wrong about the dump 351 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:49,710 of all the hacking team's best exploits. 352 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,960 No, if you look at what happened with the Equation Group, 353 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,750 it was basically the same thing. 354 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,260 She's right, you're wrong. 355 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,090 Um, shall we head out? 356 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,550 Don't wait up. 357 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,100 Oh, my God. 358 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:07,310 Oh, my fucking God! Richard, what is it? 359 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:09,690 Jared, look. It's all here. 360 00:18:09,730 --> 00:18:13,440 Peter Gregory knew the value of a completely decentralized Internet. 361 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,400 I mean, Look, look. "The Internet we deserve." 362 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,360 I mean, look, even back then, 363 00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:21,820 Peter was worried that the Internet would become 364 00:18:21,870 --> 00:18:24,330 this shitty corporate-controlled thing 365 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,290 that... that Hooli and all these other companies manipulate today. 366 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,830 But the idea is real. 367 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:31,370 It's just that Peter didn't think it was feasible 368 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:34,250 unless compression surpassed the theoretical limit 369 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,210 of a 2.9 Weissman Score. 370 00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,260 We shattered that limit at TechCrunch Disrupt. 371 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,220 Yeah, baby. Exactly. Ha! 372 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,753 I mean, goddammit. I always knew there was 373 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,510 a perfect application for my algorithm. 374 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,930 These notes, all this... this is going to save me months. 375 00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:48,600 This is it. I mean, I was right all along. I was right! 376 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,640 Can I just... Can I try something? 377 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:53,150 Yeah. Woo! 378 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:56,860 Okay. I don't know. 379 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,280 Woo! Woo! 380 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,650 Woo! Woo! 381 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,280 Woo! 382 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:06,240 Sorry. That's okay. 383 00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,800 So... do you like movies? 384 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,800 Depends on the movie. 385 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,670 I'm the exact same way. 386 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,050 It being a movie doesn't mean I'm gonna like it. 387 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:26,470 Would you care for some wine or a cocktail tonight? 388 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,430 Uh, just water, please. 389 00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:30,140 Just water, please. 390 00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:34,350 I love water. 391 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,980 I do. Oceans, rivers... 392 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,320 lakes. 393 00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:46,200 When does a pond become a lake? 394 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:49,450 I wonder if it's depth. 395 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:56,330 Where are those waters? Felt like we ordered waters a while ago. 396 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:58,040 And... What? 397 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,340 Fucking prick. 398 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,760 What? Oh, nothing. 399 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,630 It was just a text from Gilfoyle. 400 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,600 Gilfoyle isn't a prick. Yeah, I'm sorry. 401 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,350 He's a motherfucking prick. 402 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,100 What? That guy sucks. 403 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,390 Everyone hates him on the message boards. 404 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,900 You know, putting a face to the name made so much sense. 405 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,070 Right, 'cause his face sucks, too. Totally! 406 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:21,730 Yeah. I have to find this one post of his. It was insane. 407 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,150 You know, he has no friends. 408 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,693 He pretends like he's all dry and witty, 409 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:26,450 but he's just a monotone piece of shit. 410 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,280 And being a Satanist just means you're ugly, 411 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,450 and you're leaning into it. 412 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:32,450 That's right. 413 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,660 You know what? Can I get a glass of Malbec? 414 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,750 Unless... Do you want to get a bottle? 415 00:20:36,790 --> 00:20:38,420 Yeah. Let's get a bottle of Malbec. 416 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:40,380 Fucking Gilfoyle. Right? 417 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,760 Mr. Bighetti. 418 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:53,060 When you're ready. Uh, ready for what? 419 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,730 I'm like the class clown already. 420 00:20:59,150 --> 00:21:00,900 Why is my name on the board? 421 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,400 Oh, no. 422 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,860 Laurie, you wanted to see me? 423 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:10,740 Oh. Yes, Monica, sit. 424 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,700 Are you pregnant? 425 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:16,370 Yes. Congratulations. 426 00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:19,750 On? On being pregnant. 427 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,670 Oh. Yes. 428 00:21:22,710 --> 00:21:25,920 Friday afternoon, Ed Chen convinced me 429 00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:29,090 to bid against Coleman Blair on an app entitled SeeFood. 430 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:33,510 It's run by Bachman and the one who smoked in the offices. 431 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,810 Well, I... Ed is very persuasive. 432 00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,890 This morning, he made the case 433 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:42,770 that since you have a long-standing relationship with Bachman, 434 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:46,990 and since you are a talented VC who deserves a second chance... 435 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,990 his words... you should take lead. 436 00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:52,740 What? 437 00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:54,660 I mean, look at this drawing. 438 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:57,370 I drew the exact same thing on my doctor's butt paper. 439 00:21:57,420 --> 00:22:00,120 I mean, Peter had the exact same idea. 440 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,330 He was just waiting for compression to catch up, 441 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:06,460 which it did, thanks to me. 442 00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:08,090 Cheer up, Richard. 443 00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:10,050 Yes, but here's the best part, okay? 444 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:12,180 Peter never foresaw the ubiquity 445 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,510 of Internet connected computing devices. Right? 446 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,230 Camera, refrigerators, TVs, baby monitors, 447 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:22,900 not to mention the billions-plus smartphones that are floating around the world. 448 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,650 I mean, who here has a smartphone, right? 449 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:28,490 You, you, me, Jian-Yang, Dinesh, Monica... 450 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:31,280 Richard, you don't have to name everyone you know. 451 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,530 Point is... you all thought I was crazy 452 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,693 when I walked into the swimming pool with my clothes on, 453 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,790 but it turns out I was fucking right. 454 00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:42,670 Okay. So, not crazy. Opposite. You poor idiots. 455 00:22:44,210 --> 00:22:45,590 How was school, Timmy? 456 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,300 Oh, not great. They made me teach. 457 00:22:48,340 --> 00:22:50,800 Teach what? Stanford. 458 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,550 You're a professor at Stanford now, Big Head? 459 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,390 - No, that would be crazy. - I'm a guest lecturer. 460 00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:02,100 What are you doing? 461 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,480 It was open, and you have the keys. 462 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,560 Huh. 463 00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,230 Strange. Did you change the locks? 464 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,110 'Cause the keys were working last night when I went for my date. 465 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,030 'Cause I haven't come back to the house since my date, so... 466 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,580 I did sex on her. 467 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,790 Good. Cool. Yeah, that's great. 468 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,790 Nice, man. Who is she? 469 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:30,340 Her name is Mia, and she is a-Mia-zing. 470 00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:33,760 She hates Gilfoyle almost as much as I do, so... 471 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:39,270 Huh! Jumping headlong into a sexual relationship with MI4. 472 00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:42,480 Ballsy. But I'm sure you've thought through the consequences. 473 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,810 Well, we weren't really doing a lot of thinking. You know what I mean? 474 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,730 Oh, wow. Mia is a legit hacker. 475 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:51,110 People say that she's taken on the Chinese government, 476 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,320 and here you are, after one meal, in an intimate relationship. 477 00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:56,240 So? 478 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,990 So what do you think she'll do if you try to break up with her? 479 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:03,040 Or disagree with her? Or disappoint her in any way, 480 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,210 like by confessing that your badass takedown 481 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:09,340 of Gavin Belson was a total accident? 482 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:11,210 Unless, you've already told her. 483 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,630 It didn't come up. 484 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,430 Well, I'm sure that when she finds out 485 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,930 that your entire relationship is based 486 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:20,140 on a lie of omission, she'll be very understanding. 487 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,100 So what? We just won't breakup. 488 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,520 Ever? 489 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,350 Ever. 490 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,480 Erlich. 491 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,650 Do you know how badly Ed Chen just fucked me with Laurie? 492 00:24:30,690 --> 00:24:32,150 Let me tell you something. 493 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,900 A threesome is always awkward, especially the first one. 494 00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,320 Laurie being a little bit older... 495 00:24:36,370 --> 00:24:40,120 I'm talking about SeeFood. What do you and Jian-Yang have? 496 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,120 Oh. A whole lot of nothing. 497 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,460 Are you... no. No, no, no, no, no. 498 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,420 SeeFood has to be great. My job depends on it. 499 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:52,460 Ed Chen bailed and dumped the whole thing on me. 500 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:56,050 Richard, can I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment? 501 00:24:56,090 --> 00:24:57,130 Yup. Sure. 502 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,430 So, what's up? 503 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,430 Well, here's the thing. 504 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,020 Remember that phone number you were curious about in here? 505 00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:11,980 Well, it's not a phone number. It's a patent number. 506 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:15,150 A patent for exactly what you were planning to build. 507 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,150 So Peter patented it. 508 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,700 No, I, um... 509 00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:21,120 I spoke to Brian Fong. Who? 510 00:25:23,540 --> 00:25:25,200 Brian Fong. Oh. 511 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:28,500 And he told me that Peter was very excited about the idea, 512 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,210 but there was some resentment 513 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,250 that he wasn't focused more on what the team was working on, 514 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:36,380 so one of them went out and got a patent on it. 515 00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:38,220 Why didn't this guy pursue it? 516 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:40,010 Well, the patent was just a roadblock 517 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:43,060 to keep Peter focused on the company they were starting... 518 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:47,390 a company that went on to be known as Hooli. 519 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,020 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Sst! 520 00:25:50,770 --> 00:25:55,610 So you're telling me that the perfect application of my algorithm 521 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:58,530 belongs to Gavin fucking Belson? 522 00:25:58,570 --> 00:25:59,990 I'm afraid so. 523 00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:10,960 Richard, are... you okay? 524 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,170 Uh, yes. Just putting something away. 525 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:56,210 Yep. Not crazy. 526 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:57,420 Opposite. 527 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:03,010 Richard, you gotta let me in. I have your shoe. 528 00:27:03,050 --> 00:27:05,390 All right, I'm... I'm sorry to barge in here, 529 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:08,180 but you have to eat something or you'll... 530 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:28,450 Hello? 531 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,330 Uh, hi, it's Richard... 532 00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:34,750 Hendricks. Richard Hendricks. 533 00:27:34,790 --> 00:27:38,300 I'm here for Gavin Belson, and we really need to talk. 534 00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:00,110 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ 535 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:02,740 ♪ Dr. Octagon, paramedic fetus of the East ♪ 536 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,450 ♪ With priests I'm from the Church of the Operating Room ♪ 537 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:08,660 ♪ With the strike support scalpels since the Holocaust ♪ 538 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,540 ♪ I do indeed in greed explore, meet the patients ♪ 539 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:14,460 ♪ Back to brooms with the nurse with the voodoo curse ♪ 540 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:17,250 ♪ Holding up office lights, standing at huge heights ♪ 541 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:19,630 ♪ Back and forth, left wing swing to North ♪ 542 00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:22,510 ♪ East and South with blood pouring down your mouth ♪ 543 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:25,510 ♪ I come prepared with the white suit and stethoscope ♪ 544 00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:28,220 ♪ Listen to your heartbeat, delete, beep, beep, beep ♪ 545 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:32,270 ♪ Your insurance is high, but my price is cheap ♪ 546 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:33,640 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ 547 00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:34,940 ♪ Blue Flowers! ♪ 548 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,600 ♪ Drawing by the purple pond ♪ 549 00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:39,020 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ 550 00:28:39,070 --> 00:28:40,770 ♪ Blue Flowers! ♪ 551 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,440 ♪ Drawing by the purple pond ♪ 552 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:46,160 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ ♪ Blue Flowers! ♪ 553 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,700 ♪ Drawing by the pond ♪ 554 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,450 ♪ Look, it's raining yellow ♪ 555 00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:50,740 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪ 556 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:56,370 ♪ Let me show you somethin' ♪