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Here it is.

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This is your future.

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One of your Pied Piper boxes
would go right here in this rack.

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okay-

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Okay.

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Let me show you the next location
in which we would install one of your boxes.

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Richard,
what the fuck are we doing here?

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I don't like it any more than you do.

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I told Jack we'd come check this place out
and then we'd have a discussion.

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I can't believe you suggested
the idea of building a fucking appliance.

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I didn't, okay?

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I pitched it as an example of what not to do
and the fucking sales guys ran with it.

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I didn't want to go to enterprise.

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You were the ones who said it would be fine.

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- No, we didn't say that.
- You said it all the time.

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That's not what we said. That is not...

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Here it is. This is where another one
of your Pied Piper boxes would go.

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Okay. Good.

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Okay. Let me show you the next location
in which we would install...

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Actually, you know what?

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Sorry. No offense,
but once you see one space in a rack,

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you've kind of seen them all.

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That's what I used to think
until I saw them all.

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Would you like to see your desks?

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- Our desks?
- What?

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This is where we would install
a Pied Piper engineer.

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Sorry. Why, exactly,
would we need to be here?

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Your sales representative promised
24-hour-a-day, on-site maintenance,

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at least for the first year.

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So, one of us would have to be down here
for a year?

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Even at night?

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There's really no difference between
day and night down here,

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so it makes things easy.

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Okay, well, we should probably
get going. Now.

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- Almost right now.
- Yeah, right now even.

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Okay. Uh, there are 16 stairwells.

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Which one would you like to see first?

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Uh, just whatever's as fast as possible.

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Your favorite one.

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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Oh!

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You see these fucking mole people?

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Hey, where did John go?

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Oh, shit. Did he go in a room?

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No. Uh, probably around here.

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Hey. John?

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- John?
- Oh, uh... John?

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- John!
- Oh, shit.

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John!

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- Where is he?
- John!

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John!

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We can't take my algorithm
and put it in a box and bury it at Maleant.

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- We just can't.
- I think this thing is dead.

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Jack, look, I have no doubt

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that your guys can sell a box

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and an appliance may be
a good short-term play,

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but in the long term, we need to be building

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-our full-time platform.
- Gloria!

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Could you call the fish guy
and see what kind of warranty

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we have on these things?
I think one of them is dead.

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Jack, please.

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You said that when we got back from Maleant,
we would discuss this.

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Okay, let's discuss it.

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Take a look at the
Conjoined Triangles of Success.

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Now, what do those two triangles
make together?

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- A square?
- A box. They make a box.

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- You can't make that shit up.
- But you literally did make it up.

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Yes, I did.
And now they teach it at business schools.

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But I was only referring to the serendipity
of the coincidence.

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Look, if we build you the box,

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will you promise to let us build the platform
when it's done?

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We'll think about then then.

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Now we need to worry about now.

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Build me a box now.

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How'd it go?

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Uh, not well.

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All right, then.

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What do you... What do you mean?
What are you doing?

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Well, first, I'm changing my Linkedln status

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to "Looking for work."

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That box is artless commerce.
I won't be a party to it.

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So, you're just gonna quit?

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Just like that? How can you do that?

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By saying the words "I" and "quit"
in conjunction together, i.e., "I quit."

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Well, there's actually
some paperwork involved.

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Hey, can I have that USB missile launcher?

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I'll just fish it out of the trash later.

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Gilfoyle, come on.

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Give me some time to figure a way out of this,
'cause if you quit now,

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you're gonna lose all your shares.

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And what if Barker changes his mind
and lets us build the platform?

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And the odds of that are?

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Already? Recruiters move fast these days.

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This is Gilfoyle. Dazzle me.

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More recruiter swag?

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You got an Oculus?

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- Yup.
- That's a hoverboard?

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How many meetings are you taking?

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None. That's the irony.

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The more meetings I turn down,
the more these recruiters send me.

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- What are you doing?
- Eating popcorn.

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- That's my popcorn.
- You have seven tubs of it.

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You could be the mayor of Popcornopolis.

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Don't eat the caramel.
You can have the cheese or the plain.

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- You're leaving me with the cheddar?
- That's right. Dick.

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Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit?

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No. Whoa, whoa, hold on.

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You're wearing a gold chain?

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Oh, right. Yeah, I've had it for a while.

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Just kind of throw it on every now and then.

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None of that is true.

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- I definitely would've noticed.
- Okay, listen.

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I've been working hard.
I'm making money for the first time.

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I was like...
Buy myself something nice, you know?

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But instead of that, you bought a chain?

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You're just jealous I have a salary, quitter.

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And you are too legit to quit, eh, MC Hamas?

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- Fuck off.
- Later, Chain the Virgin.

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Well, Gilfoyle, looks like your recruiters

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are gonna have to take back their gift baskets,

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because I just got off the phone with Monica

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and she's getting me in
to see Laurie this morning

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so I can tell her what's going on.

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But you're going over your CEO's head?

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That is a serious breach of protocol.

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I mean, if Jack finds out, he'll be furious.

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Hey, when you push a man so far,

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he goes out and buys a gun
and shoots everyone in a bank.

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Whoa.

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No, l wouldn’t, l wouldn’t.
I'm not... I'm not going to.

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Just... The point is,
what other option do I have, anyway?

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What other option do you have, Richard?

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Can I speak with you alone, please?

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Hmm?

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Are you angry with me, Richard?

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Have I done something to offend you?

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No. What are you talking about?

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You know, when you and the boys picked up
and went to the new offices,

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and didn't invite me along,

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- I didn't say anything.
- Yeah, because you don't work at Pied Piper.

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And you haven't let me forget that
for even one moment, have you, Richard?

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I'm having trouble tracking this.

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I don't know what you're mad about.

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You publicly proclaimed,
"I have to go over Barker's head

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"because what other option do I have?"

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What other option do you have, Richard?

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- Uh...
-'Cause there is another option,

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and he's standing here,
looking you in the face,

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and you're staring back
like he don't even exist.

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Just to be as clear as I possibly can be here,

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are you trying to tell me
that you want to talk to Barker?

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No, Richard, I don't want to talk to Barker.

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- I want you to want me to talk to Barker.
- You know,

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at this point, if it'll make you feel better,
sure, you can go talk to Barker.

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See? Was that so hard?

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Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.

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Yeah, she's definitely dead.

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I'm sorry for your loss. Gloria!

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Gloria!

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Would you, uh, take this daughter of Neptune
back from whence she came?

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The toilet, dear. That's okay.

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What can I do for you, Mr. Bachman?

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Ah, yes, to the matter at hand.

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I spoke with Richard about the box project,

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and, well, here are some of my thoughts
in no particular order.

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- Why a box?
- What information do I not already have?

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I'm sorry?

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I said, "What information
do I not already have?"

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I already have a five-year run rate
plus a full market forecast for my appliance.

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I have the same for Richard's platform.

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I've heard all of his
engineering team's complaints.

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So, before you waste time

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with some freeform jazz odyssey
of masturbatory bullshit,

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just tell me what concrete information
you have for me

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that I do not already possess!

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Richard.

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The way I see it,
you've got about two options.

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One, you build yourself the box.

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Two, you get Laurie Bream
on the phone ASAP.

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All right, I'll see you back at the house.

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Uh, okay.

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Uh, Hiroki-san.

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Um, what is that one?

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It is a question mark made of human hair,

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harvested, apparently,
from dead people in India.

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It's a pun. it signifies that at Raviga,
we ask the big, hairy questions.

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Right. Speaking of questions,

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what should we do about Jack?

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Well, I concur with your assessment

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that a backup appliance
for data centers seems

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an uninspired application of your technology.

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I will contact him and we'll have
a frank discussion about this.

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Great. I really appreciate
you hearing me out on this.

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And it goes without saying, I was never here.

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Oh.

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What?

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You are here. Now.

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What Richard means is he would prefer

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if you didn't tell Jack
that he came here to talk to you about this.

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Yes, because the other interpretation
makes no sense.

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Jack, Laurie Bream on line one.

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Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening.

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Hello.

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Okay. Drop the hammer, Laurie Bream.

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What are you doing?
He's going to see you looking.

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I can't see 'cause of these fucking monitors.

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- Whose fucking fault is that, okay?
-It's not my fucking fault.

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Something's happening.

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What?

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What's happening? What's happening?

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Oh, man. Barker's pissed.

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How pissed? Scale of one to 10.

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- Like, a seven.
- Fuck.

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No,no,no,no,no.
Like, a nine, nine and a half.

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Fuck! I'm missing everything.

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I'm going to go to the kitchen.

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He doesn't know. I could be hungry.

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It's over. It's over.

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I missed the whole fucking thing
because of these fucking monitors.

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Richard? Jack would like
to see you in his office.

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Oh, okay.

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If you'll excuse me, gentlemen,

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I'm gonna go ask Action Jack
how Laurie's dick tastes.

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- Don't... No.
- Yeah.

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You wanted to see me, chief?

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Sure, come on in, Richard. Grab a seat.

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Sure.

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Oh.

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Yeah. Okay.

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So, guess who I just got off the phone with.

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Uh. I have no idea. Who?

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- Laurie Bream.
- Laurie Bream. From Raviga?

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Exactly. She was pretty adamant

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that the whole box project
here at Pied Piper was

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woefully misguided.

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Whoa, strong words. Wow.

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In fact, it was her opinion that we should
immediately abandon the box

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in favor of the consumer platform
version of Pied Piper

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which I believe you and your guys
were bucking for.

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I don't know about "bucking,"

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but, yeah. Yeah, well, hey, look,

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- Laurie Bream is the investor.
- Yeah.

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She is the investor.

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Anyway, she wanted a comprehensive,
go-to-market strategy

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for the platform version within 48 hours.

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Wow. Well, what Laurie wants, Laurie gets.

248
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:49,122
So, yeah.
We should probably get started on that.

249
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,440
No, we shouldn't, Richard.

250
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,129
We're not building the platform.

251
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,565
We're building a box.

252
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,246
Okay, but...

253
00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,130
Didn't Laurie say that
she wanted the platform?

254
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,124
Yes, she said that, and then I said

255
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,886
that if Pied Piper was going
to build a platform,

256
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,530
she would have to fire me.

257
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,330
What did she say?

258
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,450
She said she was not interested
in doing that at this time.

259
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,124
And did she say anything after that?

260
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,804
We're building the box, Richard.

261
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,965
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to
present her a prototype of that box.

262
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,649
So, let's get it done.

263
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,686
Okay.

264
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,447
Yup.

265
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,204
One more thing, Richard.

266
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,684
If you're going to shoot the king,

267
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,562
you better be goddamn sure you kill him.

268
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,930
You understand what that means?

269
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,485
Yeah-a r.

270
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,922
Did you just say "Yar"?

271
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,601
No.

272
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,727
Look at us.
Two rogues on the King's Highway.

273
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,688
Let the rats run in their maze.

274
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,240
We chose this. This is our destiny.

275
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,930
Freedom. Isn't that right, Gilfoyle?

276
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,687
- Did you say something?
- Of course.

277
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,886
If it's more popcorn,
tell them we're at capacity.

278
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,883
<i>It's</i> a guy <i>from Men in Black.</i>

279
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,050
- Bertram Gilfoyle?
- Yeah.

280
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,690
I'm here on behalf of Twen-X recruiting,

281
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,809
- I'm supposed to give you this.
- Pappy Van Winkle.

282
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,609
Now we're talking. I'll take it.

283
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,441
They told me not to give it to you
until after the meeting.

284
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,644
I respect your skills.

285
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,131
Let me get my jacket.

286
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,048
She was supposed to talk Barker
out of making the box.

287
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,246
What the fuck happened?

288
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,765
- Richard.
- What?

289
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,690
I was on the call, okay? She tried, he said no.

290
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,604
- Well, then she should fire him.
- She can't fire him.

291
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,091
Why not? She fired me.

292
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,084
Exactly. She can't fire him
because she fired you.

293
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,329
Firing a young CEO
and installing a much more experienced one

294
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,561
looks like leadership.

295
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,530
Firing two CEOs in a month looks like chaos.

296
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,686
Richard, look, I'm sorry,
but I think the box is here to stay.

297
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,611
Okay? Laurie's gonna have to pretend to be
in favor of it.

298
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,444
She'll probably issue press releases

299
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,411
talking about how it's the best application
of your visionary technology.

300
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,206
Is there nothing that we can say to Laurie
to change her mind?

301
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,125
If I could control Laurie,

302
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:34,370
do you really think I'd be looking
out my office door at that monstrosity?

303
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,128
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.

304
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,123
I mean, he's a little ugly, I guess.

305
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,168
Oh, the question mark. Sorry.

306
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,846
Mr. Gilfoyle. We're ready for you.

307
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,728
The guys cannot wait to see you again.

308
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,201
Again?

309
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,844
- Gilfoyle.
- What the fuck?

310
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,241
Good to see you again, buddy.
Why don't you have a seat?

311
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,765
You stole half of our algorithm.

312
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,525
You think you can bring me in here
and pay me to give you the rest?

313
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,566
No. We want you
because you're a full-stack engineer.

314
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,331
We already paid someone else
for the missing piece of Middle-Out.

315
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,643
- Bullshit.
- Do you know Naveen and Eric,

316
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,405
who, until very recently,
headed up engineering at Nucleus?

317
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,561
- Hey, man.
- What's up?

318
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,402
- Nope.
- Well, I'm sure you at least recognize

319
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:26,970
the code they brought us.

320
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,651
That's exactly how they had it.

321
00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,086
Okay. So, EndFrame has
our entire prediction loop,

322
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,282
down to the last fucking semicolon.

323
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,524
So, Nucleus stole half our IP,
and EndFrame stole the other half.

324
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,324
And now they've knitted them together.

325
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,240
So, while we are busy building Barker's box,

326
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,567
EndFrame is beating us to market
with a platform.

327
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,441
So, basically, we are a fucking
mediocre appliance company.

328
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,285
At least we'll make a little money doing it.

329
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,001
Oh, great.

330
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,521
So, you can go back to the car wash
and buy some more chains,

331
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,603
huh, Pakistani Mr. T?

332
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,206
Fuck you.

333
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,807
Wait. Are you not wearing it?

334
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:11,644
You're not. Did you take it off
because I was fucking with you?

335
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,691
- No. it was itchy on my neck, so...
- Bullshit.

336
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,326
That was a bad decision.

337
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,643
You flinched. Now the pain will never end.

338
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,606
I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right.

339
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,331
You're making it worse. Sorry, Django.

340
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,330
Django?

341
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,527
Unchained.

342
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,491
Great. Now even fucking Jared
is busting my balls.

343
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,923
I am. I'm... I'm busting your balls.

344
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,243
You know what? If you're gonna give me shit
for it anyway, I'm just going to wear it.

345
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,322
Okay, Jared.
Congratulations, by the way,

346
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,324
but we have our own balls
to worry about, all right?

347
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,369
Uh, look, how are we going
to save the platform?

348
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,843
What choice do we have? Barker is the CEO.

349
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,684
We have to do what he says.

350
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,161
Or do we?

351
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,482
I don't know.
I don't want to lie down for this, okay?

352
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,483
I don't want to just give up so easily.

353
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:04,441
Richard, unfortunately, in this case,
I think we have to roll over and take it.

354
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:05,801
Or do we?

355
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,324
- Erlich, you have something to say?
- Richard,

356
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,322
when George Washington
founded a little startup

357
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,882
we've come to know as these
United States of America,

358
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,851
and he was tired of getting shit
from his CEO, the King of England,

359
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:25,282
did he just roll over and take it from behind?

360
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:29,490
No. He called on his ride-or-die homeboys,

361
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,367
Tommy Jefferson, Benny Franklin,

362
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:35,251
and Alex Hamilton,
who was half-black, so that's Dinesh.

363
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,761
I'm not half-black.

364
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,730
He said, "Avast, ye fellow badasses,

365
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,370
"let's build this country
the way we motherfucking want to."

366
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,008
And so, Richard,
if we want to build the platform,

367
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,526
all we need to do is

368
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,126
build the platform.

369
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,210
That was underwhelming.

370
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,846
Perhaps you can go into slightly more detail?

371
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,844
We tell Barker exactly what he wants to hear.

372
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,844
That way, he thinks
we're being good little boys.

373
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,969
But what we're actually doing

374
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,889
is building the platform. Think about it.

375
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,645
What's he gonna do?

376
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,560
- Call the cops.
- Actually, no.

377
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,090
Uh, Erlich may be onto something.

378
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,288
If all we gave him was the platform,

379
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,482
Jack would have no other option

380
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,484
than to embrace it
and then say it was his idea all along,

381
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,530
because at that point,
he can't tell Laurie the truth.

382
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,841
What? That he had absolutely no idea

383
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,048
what was going on
inside of his own company?

384
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,690
He'd look like an idiot.

385
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,446
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway,

386
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,770
so she'd be good for it.

387
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,726
Okay.

388
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,484
We build a skunkworks.

389
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,366
A secret company inside the company.

390
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,364
We go all Ocean's Eleven on his ass.

391
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,010
<i>Hold on. Ocean's Eleven?</i>

392
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,000
It's a 2001 casino heist film,
starring Julia Roberts and 11 men.

393
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,844
I know what it is, Jared.

394
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,049
I'm saying, not only are we going
to have to engineer,

395
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,885
code, and stand up
a full platform on our own,

396
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,883
we also have to make Jack
and his sales weasels think

397
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,962
we're working on the box the entire time.

398
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,720
And if we fuck anything up and get caught,

399
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,850
he could take our stock
and probably have us arrested.

400
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,322
- All right, I'm in.
- Well, you're insane.

401
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,484
No, Dinesh, that chain is insane.

402
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,686
And not in the membrane.

403
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,683
Sorry, Cypress Halal.

404
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,365
Okay, Jared, settle down.

405
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,528
But this? This is fucking genius.

406
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,968
Okay, how do we even begin to pull it off?

407
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,083
Okay. Well, let's work through it.

408
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,641
I can generate fake status reports,
purchase orders, deliverables updates,

409
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,606
and I can liaise with sales to coordinate what
custom features we need to pretend to build.

410
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,801
Okay, great, yeah,

411
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,928
but faking the box is
going to be the easy part.

412
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,287
Building the platform is the real challenge.

413
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,169
Gilfoyle, where are we on the server space?

414
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,685
That's gonna be tricky.

415
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:57,003
When we started moving out of the house,
I dismantled Anton.

416
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,807
All the racks, GPUs,
and cables are in storage at the office.

417
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,605
- We're gonna have to break him out.
- That's a shit-ton of hardware.

418
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,570
Unless we do it one piece at a time,

419
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,849
like <i>Shawshank Redemption
or The Great Escape, you know?</i>

420
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,763
I'd have bigger clothing on the day, but...

421
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,205
- Wait.
- Wait.

422
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:14,766
I've got a better idea.

423
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,722
Let's say these LEGOs are Anton,

424
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,600
sad stacks of server components
lying dormant in storage.

425
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,371
Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult.

426
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:28,923
So, if we can't break Anton out,
maybe we can break in.

427
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,281
Stand the servers up right where they are.

428
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,725
- Can we do that?
- Easy.

429
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,731
I can run cable through
the drop panel in the ceiling

430
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,081
all the way to the building's
main power panel.

431
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,645
When I pull a little bit of power

432
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,961
from each of the other tenants,
no one will know.

433
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,486
Guys, I hate to keep
shitting on your campfire,

434
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,244
but servers are not the real issue.

435
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,522
We have a manpower problem.

436
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,968
There's a ton of engineering
to be done on the platform.

437
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,243
Yeah, he's right, but we have to pay them
under the table.

438
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,721
I know just the right man for the job.

439
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,924
You guys are fucking nuts, but I dig it.

440
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,086
Here's the deal. I'm going to need
the back pay you guys owe me

441
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,400
for when I was working for free,

442
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,403
not to mention lost wages from my old job.

443
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,251
Oh, and damages from when
Jared sexually harassed me

444
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,810
into being friends with that Monica chick.

445
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,647
So, all that and you're in?

446
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,129
In? No.

447
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,204
That's just to keep me from telling Barker
about your secret project.

448
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,724
What? Are you serious?

449
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,040
Oh, yeah.

450
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,931
Well, there goes most of our cash.

451
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,401
We just got extorted for $20,000.

452
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,528
Fuck Carla. She was dead weight, anyway.

453
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,046
- What's next?
- I just thought of something.

454
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,646
It's a big problem,
but I think I've got a solution.

455
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,607
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.

456
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,491
Yes, I'm still available,

457
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,769
and I would reconsider sitting down with you
and your clients

458
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:53,402
if you send four large pizzas
to 5230 Newell Road

459
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,005
in 30 minutes or less.

460
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,206
Okay. I think that covers it.

461
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,521
We've thought of everything. We have a plan.

462
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,845
- Everybody in?
- In.

463
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,805
- In.
- Fuck yes, I'm in.

464
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,362
And I'm into the idea of taking
a bigger leadership role in the company.

465
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,925
We're not gonna make the same mistakes...

466
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,764
Okay, Erlich, just... Just say, "In."

467
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,491
- We're all just saying, "In."
- I'm in-volved.

468
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:47,528
Hey, you can't spell
"involved" without an "in."

469
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,170
Just be in. Uh, Dinesh?

470
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,761
All right, fuck it, I'm in. But on one condition.

471
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,205
I'm going to need everyone to solemnly swear

472
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,886
that they will no longer
make fun of my gold chain.

473
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,284
Not a word ever again.

474
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,727
Well, guys, I think we can agree to that.

475
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,925
This plan better fucking work
with a sacrifice like this.

476
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,971
Shall we drink from the teat
of Pappy to celebrate?

477
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,721
I think I might actually
enjoy going to work now.

478
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:21,566
Wait.

479
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,683
We can't enjoy going to work.

480
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,564
Meinertzhagen's Haversack.

481
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,647
- What?
- Meinertzhagen's Haversack.

482
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,686
No one? Really?

483
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,969
No one's heard
of Meinertzhagen's Haversack?

484
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,123
Of course I have, Jared.
Just explain it to them.

485
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:40,602
Well, it's a principle of military deception.

486
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:44,241
Essentially, it means
you have to continue to act the part.

487
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:48,246
So, as far as anyone knows,
we're still building a box that we hate.

488
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,887
- We need to act like it.
- That's exactly right.

489
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,570
If we do anything differently,
Barker's going to be onto us.

490
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,842
We have to keep complaining about Barker.

491
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,968
We have to keep bitching about the box.

492
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,805
We have to keep making fun
of your gold chain.

493
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,641
We have to.
We don't have any other choice, Dinesh.

494
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,724
- He's right.
-It's a shame, Bell Biv Dinesh,

495
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,725
but unfortunately, that chain is poison.

496
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,048
All right. To skunkworks!

497
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,488
Hey, all right. I don't usually drink
at 7:30 in the morning, but...

498
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,601
All right.

499
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,046
Hey, guys, um, look,
we have to shred everything in this house

500
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,130
that pertains to skunkworks.
If anyone catches wind

501
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,766
of anything that we've done here,
we are fucked.

502
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,723
Okay, you guys, this is it.

503
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,290
No turning back now.

504
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,691
Dinesh, I have a few premium chain insults

505
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,286
that I'm going to lay on you
when we get in there.

506
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,411
Not for myself, obviously, but for the team.

507
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,960
I might just have one, too. Sorry in advance.

508
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,326
Yeah. Great.

509
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,524
Have at it, assholes.

510
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,406
Hey, Dinesh, nice chain.

511
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,966
Do you choke your mother with it
when you put your penis in her butthole?

512
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,929
What the fuck? Oh, shit!

513
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,286
- Whoa, Richard.
- Here, I've got it.

514
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,410
No, no, no, that's private. Excuse me.

515
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:42,207
- Skunkworks?
- Private information.

516
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,570
Uh, Keith, where are you going?

517
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,689
Richard, why did you bring
all the skunkwork docs into the office?

518
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,763
You were supposed to shred those.

519
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,450
Yes, but I was gonna shred them here,

520
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,682
because we don't have a shredder
at the house, do we?

521
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,927
Guys?

522
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,050
My office. Now.