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[groans softly]

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[groans]

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Ay ay ay.

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Oh, God.

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Okay, I can do this.

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Oh, a fuck pile.

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["Dreams-Come-True Girl" playing]

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[groans]

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[groans]

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♪ You're not my dream girl ♪

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♪ You're not my reality girl ♪

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[urinating]

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♪ You're my dreams-come-true girl ♪

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[Nadia] A guy peeing.

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Oh, what the hell?

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Listen, has anything weird happened
to you in this bathroom? Like...

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This. This is a little weird.

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Touché.

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[toilet flushes]

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[water running]

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Fucking clues abound.

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♪ Ooh, take me dancing tonight ♪

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All right, fuck this. [grunts]

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Ain't no problem. No problem.

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Here we go. Downsy-wounsy.

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Old buildings are never good.

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Haunted castle.

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Okay.

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It's-- It's not the ketamine.
It's the fucking yeshiva.

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Oh, hello. Lovely cart.

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Uh, do you happen to know
about the history of this building?

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The Jewish people? Nothing?

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Fucking fire escape.

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[Maxine] Everyone.
Everyone has opened up their marriage.

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I wish I had a marriage to open up.

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-[Lizzy] You won't.
-[Maxine] You're so mean.

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-[Lizzy] Get rid of Opening Up.
-[Maxine] No.

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Can I get it on Kindle?

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I don't want to do a podcast.

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[Lizzy] I don't think you listen
to podcasts the way I do.

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There's so many and they're--

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-Hey, hey, hey.
-[Lizzy] Hi.

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Hi.

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All right, so, uh, yes,
this building is a yeshiva,

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but have you ever you ever noticed
that there is an inscription over the door

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that is incredibly, highly creepy?

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-[Lizzy] Mmm.
-What does it mean?

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Don't you know? You're Jewishy.

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No, not by choice.

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Hey, come on.
Religion is dumb as fuck, all right?

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It's racist. It's sexist.

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There's no money in it... anymore.

53
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Who needs it?

54
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Maxine, come on. Help me out.
What does this say?

55
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[Maxine] Um, I can't see
what you're showing me

56
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because you have a code review at 11:30
and John wants his blanket back.

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This fucking guy.

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You know, he put his coat over me
while I was sleeping,

59
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and I'm like,
"Don't do shit like that, man."

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You know, it's been six months.

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You don't do that. I could have bed bugs.

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I forgot that you're turned off
by chivalry, but it's sweet.

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Yeah, well, so is cyanide.

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Is cyanide sweet, though?

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Is that why Jimmy Jones used it
in the Kool-Aid,

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so the kids can't taste it?

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[Lizzy] Jones sounds bonkers.
Have you seen those pictures?

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They're amazing. Maybe that should be
our next installation.

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-[Maxine] Yes!
-[Lizzy] Right? Something Jonestown.

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-[Maxine] Maybe I should start a religion.
-[Lizzy] Okay.

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[Maxine] Then I could really
make an impact.

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Okay, big ideas. Look at this.

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Dolores Huerta.

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Eighty-seven years old. I mean...

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Do you even understand
how much time you have left, Maxine?

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Yeah.

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I mean, you're gonna do
fucking huge things. Huge.

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Thanks.

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Oh, I didn't know you cared
about stuff like this.

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Oh. Well, I don't really. Look.

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-What does this say?
-[Maxine] I don't know.

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The congregation
that used to own this building.

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Yep, that's them.

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And they're still around.
I think on 14th Street.

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Fuck yes.

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Dolores Huerta.

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Hey! Shabbat shalom.

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It's not Shabbat.

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Fine by me. Hi.

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I'm Nadia.

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Sorry I'm a little out of breath.
I was just grabbing you a mango.

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Do you like mango?

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It was on the way, sort of, so...

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Sure, take it.

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What's your name?

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Shifra.

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Hi, Shifra.

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I was wondering if I could ask you
about one of these synagogue's properties.

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It's the old yeshiva on 10th and A.
It's a bunch of lofts now.

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Oh, before my time.
The rabbi might know, but--

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-Oh, thank you so much.
-Oh, no, no, no.

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The rabbi is getting ready
to go to Great Neck.

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He's giving a speech.
It's kind of a big deal.

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So I'm afraid
he doesn't have time for you.

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That's fine. I don't mind Great Neck.
I love Great Neck.

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Well, it's a problem for him because
he doesn't have time for you, okay?

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So why don't you come back another day?
Make an appointment.

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See, here's the thing. Uh...

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I think I might only have the day
that the rabbi goes to Great Neck.

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I'm not just gonna let you go in
and see the rabbi.

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Not just some single woman
off the street.

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What, you-- you think
I'm gonna try to sleep with the rabbi?

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I don't know
what you're capable of trying.

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For the record,
I happen to be a heavily married woman.

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Wonderful.

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-It is.
-Why don't you bring your husband by?

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-And he can speak to the rabbi.
-Okay.

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-Okay?
-Okay.

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-He can speak to the rabbi.
-Not a problem.

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-Well, I'm ordering a car.
-Okay.

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Hi. I'd like to order a car.

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And... yes, to Long Island, 1:45.

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Thank you.

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[phone vibrates]

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-Hey.
-[Nadia] Hey, poppy cock.

126
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-Thanks for picking up.
-It was nice seeing you last night.

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[Nadia] Yeah, well, you know, hocus pocus.

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Thanks to you, I got a chance to wear
my trench coat today. I look like Columbo.

129
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-Oh. No one's mad at Peter Falk, right?
-[John] Sure.

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Uh...

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I-- I need your help. Uh...

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I'll explain when you get here.

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Well, you know, I have
a real estate mystery/emergency.

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I can't. I'm actually walking
into a client meeting like in ten minutes.

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For what? Uh...

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To sell some New York landmark
to a Russian billionaire

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who needs a dorm room for a parrot?

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-[John] Okay, that's not entirely fair.
-Ah, so you admit it's a little fair.

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Hey, listen, if you get over here,
I'll give you a blowjob.

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If I come down there,
you'll give me a blowjob?

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I would suck your cock anyway,

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but if you come down here,
it'll give it a transactional nature

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that I think would be a fun twist.

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[John] Okay. Which precinct?

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Uh, I'm not at a precinct, all right?

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I'm actually at a synagogue
on, uh, 14th street.

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-Bishulim Synagogue.
-This better not be a hate crime.

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[John] Thank you.

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[Nadia] Shalom, shalom!

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Let's move it.

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This is a place of worship.
This means something to me.

152
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I was raised Catholic.

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Right, but you fuck like a Jew.

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-That is not a bad thing.
-Really?

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All right, I have this list of questions
for the rabbi, okay?

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[slurping]

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[footsteps approaching]

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[gasps] Shifra.

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Hey.

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Look who it is. It's my husband, John.

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I don't see a ring.

162
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Look.

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Between us, I'm 36, no kids,
lots of fibroids.

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Plus, I've got this thing
just stuck in my hair.

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I brought you a man.

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Can you just... help me out a little?

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Just so you know, I'm not Jewish,
but I am circumcised.

168
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Well, 50-50.

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[sighs]

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I have fibroids, too.

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[knocking on door]

172
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Come in, come in. Sit down.

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-Who are you?
-John Reyes.

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Lutz and Reyes Real Estate.

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I just have a couple of questions
about the old yeshiva on Tenth and A.

176
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Oh. I went to school there.

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My first memory's hiding under a desk.

178
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It was supposed to protect us
from the atomic bomb blast.

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Can you believe it?

180
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What's on that paper?

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Um...

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[sighs]

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Are there any history
of hauntings in the building?

184
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Supernatural events, the dead coming
back to life, things of that nature?

185
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You said you were in real estate?

186
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[Nadia sighs]

187
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I, uh-- I've been watching you, Shifra.

188
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I got to tell you,
I don't think your heart is in this place.

189
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-Excuse me?
-You heard me.

190
00:09:01,749 --> 00:09:05,127
-I mean, do you even know the prayers?
-Yes, I know the prayers.

191
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,504
All right. Uh...

192
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,507
What's the prayer for drinking wine, huh?

193
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Borei pri hagafen.

194
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,343
Okay, too easy.

195
00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,678
Uh...

196
00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:18,432
What about for protecting
someone in danger? Do you know that one?

197
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I know the prayers.

198
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,521
Like, if a person could die.
How does that go?

199
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Come sit.

200
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,197
[John] My ex found out about her
and she threw me out.

201
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,157
My daughter thinks I'm an asshole.

202
00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,868
I really thought
I wanted to be with Nadia,

203
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:40,663
who turned around and said
that was too much pressure...

204
00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,123
-which hurt.
-[rabbi] Listen.

205
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Mysticism teaches that there is wisdom
inaccessible to the intellect.

206
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You can only reach it through surrender,
being nothing.

207
00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:58,180
Turn away from the physical world
and turn toward the spiritual one.

208
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Maybe Nadia
is just a way to stay distracted,

209
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,186
avoid the abyss,

210
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,981
when embracing it is the only way forward.

211
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,316
[John] Right.

212
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,403
And that building she's asking about
isn't really haunted?

213
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,030
Buildings aren't haunted.

214
00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,698
People are.

215
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,867
[Shifra speaking Hebrew]

216
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,671
-What does that mean?
-Angels are all around us.

217
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,177
You can't drink that.

218
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,554
[gulps] Ah.

219
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,472
Correct.

220
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,223
It's undrinkable.

221
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:45,603
Listen, uh, thank you for the prayer.
I appreciate it.

222
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:49,315
I mean, it won't do anything,
but, uh, you know, thanks.

223
00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:50,733
Shifra.

224
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-Rabbi, thank you very much.
-You're welcome.

225
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,655
[Nadia sighs]

226
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,657
We're done here. Let's go.

227
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:02,912
John, John, John, come on. Just stop.
You know I'll catch up with you, John.

228
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,246
John!

229
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,457
What was that about? You wanna tell me?

230
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,168
What were those questions?
You having a mental issue?

231
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,337
Did you kill someone?

232
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,422
God. Seriously? Come on.
No, I did not kill somebody.

233
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,258
If I killed somebody, I'd play it cool,
move to Mexico, start a band.

234
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,843
Then what is the problem?

235
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,679
Will you just tell me what the rabbi said?

236
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,766
No, no, no. It's been six months.
I kept my distance. I gave you your space.

237
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,352
Then I get a text inviting me
to your birthday party.

238
00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,270
-Maxine invited you.
-A transactional blowjob

239
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,981
with a side of rabbi.
What is going on with you?

240
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,067
-Do you want to know?
-Yes.

241
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,280
I can't tell you, okay?

242
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,785
There's too many moving parts.
You know what I mean?

243
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,995
It's a lot of ins and outs, so...

244
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,498
I blew up my life, and that's not on you.

245
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:51,585
But if you could acknowledge
that it happened, that would be great.

246
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,091
It happened, John.

247
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,468
I know it happened.

248
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,388
Thank you.

249
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:09,687
-[John] I don't want to rip your hair out.
-[groaning]

250
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:11,439
-It's like a little...
-Ooh.

251
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,356
Too-doo!

252
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,150
-Careful.
-[Nadia gasps]

253
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,694
-Look at that.
-Ah, mamma mia.

254
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,280
Now can you turn it into a bistro chair?

255
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:21,323
Of course. I was a waiter in college.

256
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:23,159
-Wow.
-And very high.

257
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,286
Good for you. That's good.

258
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,164
It's 6:30.

259
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:32,418
It's late. I've never lasted this long.

260
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,836
[laughs] Wait, hold on.

261
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,672
Let me back up my truck
of double entendres.

262
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,841
Before you do that,
what did the rabbi say?

263
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,802
Nothing. That they sold the building
'cause nobody wanted to be there.

264
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:45,222
He talked about mysticism
and how there's wisdom through surrender.

265
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,017
Why does this interest you so much?
What is it about that building?

266
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,518
Are you okay?

267
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,604
Eh. Come on. I'm fine.

268
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,689
-I miss you.
-Right.

269
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,484
People miss people. I miss you, too.

270
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,360
Specifically, how do you miss me?

271
00:12:58,444 --> 00:12:59,862
Mmm...

272
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,906
You know, I don't have specifics.

273
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,532
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What?

274
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,161
Look, I know it's not gonna be as exciting
as when we were, like, sneaking around,

275
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,164
but I think we have
something really, really good

276
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,665
and it's worth pursuing.

277
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,335
And it might be the best
either one of us can do.

278
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,419
Hmm.

279
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,505
Yeah. Well...

280
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,422
[grunts]

281
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,299
You know, thank you...

282
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,552
for, uh, this, which is fucking adorable.

283
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,223
Thank you for
that depressingly pragmatic sales pitch,

284
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,351
but I actually have, uh, lots of time.

285
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,102
Uh, too much, in fact.

286
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,106
-Where are you going? Are you leaving?
-Yeah, I gotta go.

287
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,485
-This is your apartment.
-Wow, you really are in real estate.

288
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,991
We are not getting back together.

289
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:49,328
No. No, John.
We are not getting back together.

290
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:55,251
I mean, especially not
when your best argument is a warm body.

291
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,547
Why is it so offensive to you
to consider me as a real option?

292
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,464
[sighs]

293
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,551
You know what?

294
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,264
Sure. All right? Why not?

295
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,267
I want to be with you, John.

296
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,561
-For the rest of my life.
-No, no.

297
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,645
Oh, no.

298
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,648
-You're such a fucking asshole.
-[Nadia] No, no, no.

299
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,984
-If it makes you happy...
-[John] Fuck you.

300
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:23,237
...we're together... forever.

301
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,823
-I'm in.
-You have no fucking respect for me.

302
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,450
-I'm all the way in, John.
-[John] Fucking piece of shit.

303
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,121
First of all, this is my coat.
Thank you very much.

304
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,956
You know what else the rabbi said?

305
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,543
Okay? He goes, "You're using her
as a distraction from the abyss,"

306
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,296
but he's wrong, because you are the abyss.

307
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,134
I promise
you just feel that way right now.

308
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:48,554
No, I promise you
I feel like that all the fucking time.

309
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,520
I don't fucking need this shit.

310
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,481
["Caldera, Caldera!" playing]

311
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:00,524
[Nadia] Oatmeal.

312
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,653
♪ Come, Caldera
Bring them to their feet ♪

313
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,654
Oatmeal!

314
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,908
[men speaking indistinctly]

315
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:09,825
Oatmeal.

316
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,037
-[Nadia] Ow!
-[man] Whoa! What the fuck is this?

317
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:13,954
Pardon me!

318
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,624
-Yeah, go home, lady.
-You go home, lady.

319
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,667
You go home. Unibrow.

320
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,837
♪ Oh, caldera ♪

321
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,756
[Horse] What's on your head?

322
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,594
I said, "What's on your head?"

323
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,724
Is that a wig or a hat?

324
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,939
Where's your shoes, man?

325
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:43,025
Mmm, someone stole them
last night at the shelter,

326
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,569
so I'm not going back there, not ever.

327
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905
I don't sleep among thieves.

328
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,865
And someone stole your shoes?

329
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,451
Hey, what the fuck is going on
in America, huh?

330
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:57,373
-What's your name. Do I know you?
-No, you can call me Horse if you want.

331
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,667
All right, Horse. I'm Nadia.
You want some?

332
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:03,253
-Can I tell you something?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know.

333
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,966
Mmm. I wouldn't tell me anything,
you know, if I was you,

334
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,678
because I'm just not the kind of person
that you tell secrets to. Uh...

335
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,971
I'm the abyss.

336
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,264
[both laugh]

337
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,482
-I want to cut your hair.
-Yes.

338
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,900
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

339
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,443
-Come here.
-Okay.

340
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,361
Okay.

341
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,445
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

342
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,156
[thuds]

343
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,242
[Nadia] Okay.

344
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,420
You're gonna kill me.

345
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,880
-I'm not.
-[tools clatter]

346
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,049
You can change your mind.

347
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,095
Okay.

348
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,024
Oh.

349
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,609
You see this?

350
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,154
This is the old you.

351
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:16,410
This is who you were
day after day after day,

352
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,245
but it's gone now.

353
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:20,998
[gulps]

354
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,624
'Cause this...

355
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,001
[exhales]

356
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,169
This is the new you.

357
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,838
Now you can be...

358
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,340
whoever you want to be.

359
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,596
I'll never understand
why you're being nice to me.

360
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,307
Look.

361
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:42,853
I look like my mom.

362
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,981
[laughs]

363
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,609
Is that a good thing?

364
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,238
-This blanket sucks.
-Yeah.

365
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:55,699
Downtown.

366
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:57,785
Eat a dick.

367
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,913
Okay, baby.

368
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,172
It's fucking cold.

369
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,966
[wind whistles]

370
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:27,898
[knock on door]

371
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,149
[water running]

372
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,317
I froze to death.

373
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,862
Jesus fucking Christ, that's dark.

374
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,823
["Gotta Get Up" playing]

375
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,407
[knocking on door]

376
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,535
[knocking intensifies]

377
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,536
Of course.

378
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,288
♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪

379
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,625
♪ Gotta get home
Before the morning comes ♪

380
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,044
Sweet birthday baby!

381
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,254
Ah, I got to go, Max.

382
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,798
The party's been grand,
but I got to go check on a guy.

383
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,049
Nads, what the fuck?

384
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,759
I'm sorry. It's important.

385
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,177
[Maxine] What's important?

386
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,639
Well, it's not gonna be
important to you, you know.

387
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:04,184
I have a lot of interests and I find
a lot of different things important.

388
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,729
Look, I think a guy who gave me a haircut
yesterday may have died tomorrow

389
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,440
and I don't know how tomorrow deaths work
when it's yesterday again.

390
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,110
I mean, is he in yesterday
or does he even exist?

391
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,821
I just don't know how these deaths
work for other people, okay?

392
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:19,658
And this is fundamental stuff, Maxine,
so I really need to know, okay?

393
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:21,869
-Sounds important.
-Bye.

394
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,038
The fire escape.

395
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,249
What a cunt.

396
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:29,501
Horse!

397
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,963
[cell phone vibrates]

398
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,715
-Help.
-[John] Hello.

399
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,508
-Nadia?
-[Nadia] Hey.

400
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,844
Good to hear your voice.
It's been a long time.

401
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,887
-Yeah.
-[John] Listen.

402
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,139
Maxine invited me to your party.
Are you here?

403
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,599
Uh, no. No, I'm not.

404
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,059
Uh, I'm trying to find this guy
I met the other night.

405
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,897
Oh. Wow, okay. Well, that's a--
that's a good way to make me feel special.

406
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,232
All right, listen, you sick fuck.
It's not a sex thing.

407
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,942
Actually, he's a homeless guy.

408
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,029
Like a major-- Basically owns Tompkins.

409
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,114
[John] It's not a sex thing.
He's homeless.

410
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:01,074
Well, at least your taste in men
has improved.

411
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,161
Uh, it's not cool to make fun
of homeless people, John.

412
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:08,165
I'm not making fun of homeless people.
I'm at your party. You're not here.

413
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:09,708
I want to see you.

414
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,251
Oh, shit.

415
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,587
Oh! Found him.

416
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,633
Or at least, uh, I found his stuff.
But you know, that means that he's around.

417
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:22,221
I think I finally figured out a little
something about how this world works.

418
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:24,223
[John] Well, you should.
You're 36 years old.

419
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:28,810
Are you coming back here soon?
'Cause I would like to see you.

420
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,813
Um, actually, I'm not coming back there.

421
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,984
Uh, why don't you, um, go home
with someone else, all right?

422
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,613
-Go home with someone you actually like.
-What does that mean?

423
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,032
Look. Do you see
that chick with the red shirt

424
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,117
about to get into a fight
with her boyfriend?

425
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,578
Uh... take it as an opportunity, okay?

426
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,080
Just... get in there.

427
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,041
No, I'm not interested in that.
Listen, get over here, okay?

428
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,084
Johnny...

429
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:54,962
Goodbye.

430
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,505
["Cop Killer" playing]

431
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,351
♪ Cop killer ♪

432
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,148
♪ Let's kill the cops tonight ♪

433
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,652
♪ Cop killer ♪

434
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:23,407
♪ Law ♪

435
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:29,079
♪ Against the law ♪

436
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:34,876
♪ Against the law ♪

437
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,714
♪ Against the law ♪

438
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:39,881
[man] I don't know.

439
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,103
You need something?

440
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,187
No.

441
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,648
Do you need something?

442
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,567
I'm okay.

443
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,829
Who are you?

444
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:14,166
I'm just a person
that is here guarding your shoes.

445
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,962
Well, I don't know what kind of weird
scene you're involved in, but...

446
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,050
if you're gonna sit there, don't touch me
while I'm sleeping, I've got reflexes.

447
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,470
-Deadly.
-[Nadia] Okay, I'm not gonna touch you.

448
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,891
Is it okay if I just, uh, sit here
and play my crossword puzzles?

449
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:31,933
I don't care.

450
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:33,727
[Nadia] Okay.

451
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:35,896
[people chatting indistinctly]

452
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,920
Those aren't yours.

453
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,174
Huh.

454
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:06,510
Huh.

455
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,971
["Death of a Rockstar" playing]

456
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,074
I want to cut your hair.

457
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,082
[elevator dings]

458
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,176
All right, you win.

459
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,721
[automated voice]
Please stand clear of the closing door.

460
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,223
Going up.

461
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,933
[Nadia] Elevator up, huh?

462
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:56,518
Okay.

463
00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,645
[inhales deeply]

464
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:00,605
[exhales]

465
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,816
[tapping on box]

466
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:15,620
-[elevator thuds]
-[woman yelps]

467
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,875
[automated voice] We are experiencing
a temporary power outage.

468
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,251
[alarm sounds]

469
00:24:21,334 --> 00:24:23,211
[woman] Get your phone! Call 911!

470
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,131
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Can't break us out.

471
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:29,509
Quickly, lie down, everyone!
Get down, get down, get down, get down!

472
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,471
Hey, man. Didn't you get the news?
We're about to die.

473
00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:34,848
It doesn't matter. I die all the time.

474
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,683
[people screaming]

475
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,144
[elevator thuds]

476
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,188
["Mindkilla" playing]

477
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,734
♪ It's okay ♪

478
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:50,697
♪ To lay your head down sometimes, I say ♪

479
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,081
♪ It's okay ♪

480
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,712
♪ To lay your head down sometimes, I say ♪

481
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:14,721
♪ Hey, hey ♪

482
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,432
♪ Oh, na na, baby ♪

483
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,767
♪ Oh, na na, baby ♪

484
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,770
♪ Oh, na na, oh, na na
Oh, na na, oh, na na, baby ♪