1 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,296 Yeah. Yeah. 2 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,339 Hey, happy birthday. 3 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,595 -Oh, hey. -Hey, baby. 4 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,391 Hey, happy birthday. 5 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:01,811 Cool jacket. 6 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,857 -Hi. -Hey. 7 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:09,486 Hi. How are you? 8 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,330 Hey, birthday baby! 9 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,917 It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it. 10 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:24,959 Oh. 11 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,755 Are you having fun? 12 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:31,174 Fun is for suckers, Max. 13 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,884 Two minutes ago, I turned 36. 14 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:36,805 Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun. 15 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 Don't be morbid. This is your party, 16 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,142 and I'm making you a fucking birthday chicken. 17 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,019 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 18 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,231 Oh, my God, that bathroom, so killer. That door... 19 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:48,817 -Oh, yeah. -Straight fire. 20 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,860 I'm the artist and you're the factory. 21 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,779 Lizzy, you made that door? 22 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,572 -No, she made it. -She built it. 23 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,826 -Congrats. It's terrifying. -Thank you. 24 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,828 You having fun, birthday buddy? 25 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,956 Fun straddling. Hey, you're a good person to ask this. 26 00:02:03,039 --> 00:02:05,750 Do, uh-- Do ladies have midlife crises? 27 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,418 Why 28 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:08,878 Younger 29 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,880 Fine, fucking a 22 year old. 30 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,465 Does she know what 9/11 is? 31 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,633 Does anyone? 32 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,469 Aren't you a little young for a mid-life crisis? 33 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,346 I mean, I smoke what? Two packs a day. 34 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:20,640 I have the internal organs of a man twice my age. 35 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:23,768 If I make it to my low 70s, I'll be shocked. 36 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,313 My cat's gone. 37 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,357 -Oatmeal, no. -What do you mean, gone? 38 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,486 Well, you know, not gone gone, but he hasn't been back in three days. 39 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,072 Usually if he wanders off, he's back at my place or the deli 40 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,449 within 48 hours max. 41 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,534 Oh, he's dead. 42 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,077 No. No, he's not dead. 43 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,079 It's New York City. You can't let a cat outside. 44 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,331 -You can't. -Fundamentally, he's a deli cat. 45 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,877 He has survived more than the three of us can imagine. 46 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:52,463 Okay, maybe you should consider making Oatmeal a strictly indoor cat... 47 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:53,882 to be safe. 48 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,508 Man, okay. You know what? 49 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,260 I don't believe in dictating 50 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,054 the boundaries of a sentient being's existence. 51 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:04,309 For you, it's safety. For me and Oatmeal, it's a prison. 52 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:08,146 However old you feel, Nad, you definitely sound 22. 53 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:11,232 Thank you. It's my bad attitude that keeps me young. 54 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,195 All right. 55 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,696 Let's make some choices. 56 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,867 So when people say working class, 57 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,703 what they really mean is people who can't afford to go to college. 58 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,081 So these people, they feel sidelined by the American dream, right? 59 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,459 So they resort to xenophobia and the bigotry, 60 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,711 which the right stokes with pundit bullying, 61 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,838 which is why we're in the situation we're in now. 62 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,757 It's people voting against their own interests. 63 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,383 -They don't know-- -You got kids? 64 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,179 What is that - Well... 65 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:43,264 Hasn't failed me yet. 66 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,266 Yeah, I've got a son. 67 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,019 -I don't want to see a picture. -It's not a picture, it's a text. 68 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,395 Oh, from your wife? 69 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,522 His mother and I split up last year. 70 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,565 Huh. 71 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:54,984 I have a cat. 72 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:57,612 Your place is great. 73 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,198 Oh, it's not my place. It's just my party. 74 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:05,036 You know, this whole building used to be a school for Jews. 75 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,829 Right. 76 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,373 Seriously. 77 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,002 Yeshiva students used to study the Talmud right where you're standing. 78 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:16,881 What do you do? 79 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,300 I'm a software engineer. 80 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,428 You know, I freelance. 81 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:24,931 Uh, I used to work for Rock n' Roll games. 82 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:25,890 No shit. 83 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,351 I play Dark Justice all the time. 84 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,896 Battleground Blackout too. What's your handle? 85 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,314 -I don't play. -You don't play. 86 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,232 Uh-uh. 87 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,449 Jesus, you're wet. 88 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,996 I know, right? It's like, don't go chasing waterfalls. 89 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:52,625 Lisa Left Eye Lopes was always my favorite because she burned down... 90 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,918 That guy's house. 91 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:06,973 Hi, do you have a quarter? 92 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,977 -Hi, do you have a quarter? -No. 93 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,478 You all right? 94 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,274 I think I know that guy. 95 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,901 Okay, here you go. Take it easy. 96 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,528 Worries me a bit. 97 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,198 Let's get some provisions. 98 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,662 I'm telling you, my sister, you should go for her. 99 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:32,540 She's fucking hot. She's fucking hot. 100 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:35,543 -I text her a lot. She doesn't-- -This is great. 101 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,795 I feel like I'm choking you, but I'm not. 102 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:40,631 Okay, big boy. All right. 103 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,051 All right. Yes. Yes. 104 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:45,219 -See... -That's lambskin. 105 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,679 Now, that's a good call, 106 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,098 'cause my little pussy lips are allergic to latex. 107 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,933 Well, good, then. Where's the guy? 108 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,770 Wait for me in the back. It's okay. 109 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,899 Hey, Farran, how's it going? 110 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,526 Hey. Ah, it's been better. Came to get smokes? 111 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:01,986 You seen Oatmeal? 112 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,738 Uh, not for a while. 113 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,991 Um, I leave the Meow Mix back there, but, uh, nothing. 114 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,746 -What's up with your friend? -He's having a rough night. 115 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,875 Dude, I'm telling you. She's into you. 116 00:06:15,958 --> 00:06:17,543 Okay, 'cause I just texted her. 117 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,922 I talk to my sister all the time, and she thinks you're hot. 118 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:21,881 Just text her. 119 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:23,341 Hey. Hey, legs. 120 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,927 Where's Clockwork Bar? 121 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,346 You want to take a left at Disneyland, dipshit. 122 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:31,265 Oh, come on. We're new to the neighborhood. Where can we party? 123 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:35,103 -Avenue D and 8th Street. -All right. Thank you. 124 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,229 Yeah. Yeah. 125 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,522 Was that so hard? 126 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,982 Fucking seriously, bro? 127 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,984 -Okay. -Jesus. 128 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,319 Nice. 129 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,490 Hey, muchos, bro. 130 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,746 -I think that guy's fucking her. -All right. 131 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:54,997 Where did you send them? 132 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,334 A hardware store that closed in 1996. 133 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:07,427 I don't know why anal play is still so taboo for straight males. 134 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:09,762 It's almost parodic at this point, but... 135 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,056 It's like I tell my students... 136 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,852 Hey, I don't want to hear about you fucking your students. I don't like that. 137 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:19,772 This whole thing's for your cat? A tree at the top, cat's at the bottom. 138 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,858 He's a climber, I guess. 139 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:25,278 That's bold, assuming that my cat is male. 140 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:28,739 I mean, I get it, right? I'm single and I choose to foster a pet, 141 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,951 so it must be a pathetic attempt to fill the hole in my soul 142 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:36,622 that would otherwise be filled by what No, thanks. I'm full up. 143 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,417 So what do you want me to do? Call you a sad cat lady 144 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,169 so you could say you aren't one? 145 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,170 Oh, come on. 146 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:47,842 I mean, being a feline lover is not and has never been sad. 147 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:54,390 I mean, the one, in practical application, just means the one I'm gonna die with. 148 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,351 You know, to take care of me when I'm infirm and shit. 149 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:01,981 So, my move is gonna be to wait till I'm in like my late 60s 150 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,733 and then seal the deal. 151 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:08,196 That is, of course, assuming I don't die between then and now. 152 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,324 Why didn't you talk like this before we fucked? 153 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:13,409 I didn't know you liked this type of shit. 154 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,163 I thought you were a real sick fuck, but I see you're pretty deep, actually. 155 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:20,458 Why don't you come over here and sit on my face right now? 156 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,667 I would... 157 00:08:22,251 --> 00:08:23,336 -but... 158 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:25,755 I just called you an Uber. 159 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,248 Hey, little one. 160 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,583 Come here. 161 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:06,337 -Fuck! -Oh, my God. 162 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,673 -Holy shit. -Are you okay? 163 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,898 Sweet birthday baby! Having fun? 164 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,612 It's laced with cocaine like the Israelis do it. 165 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,197 Max. 166 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,074 You're not having fun 167 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,618 What was I just doing? 168 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,745 What You were in the bathroom. 169 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,664 You mean before that 170 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,667 You know, just, like, partying in an old Yeshiva school? 171 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:27,918 Why would it be weird? 172 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:32,965 Because this was once, you know, a... sacred place. 173 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:34,967 It's New York. Real estate is sacred. 174 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,135 What's up with you? 175 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,847 Oatmeal... is gone. 176 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,433 Gone? No. He always comes back. 177 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,368 What's up with the baby? 178 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:01,702 I don't know. 179 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,956 But if nobody eats my chicken, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. 180 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,251 -Max, the bathroom looks straight killer. -Oh, thank you. 181 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,378 Is it vaginal enough? 182 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:13,047 Okay, let it go. Let-- Let that go. 183 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:14,256 It's a party. 184 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:15,883 Come on. We're dancing. 185 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,346 It's like John Updike said, 186 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:24,642 "Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant... 187 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,144 of a teacher and a learner." 188 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,231 Since my ex has tenure at-- 189 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,524 You got kids? 190 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,902 What is that, your pick-up line? 191 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,029 A son. You have a son. 192 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,157 Have we met before? 193 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:41,784 I think I have amnesia. 194 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:45,830 But you just remembered something. Amnesia means you forget stuff. 195 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,085 You know, it's a myth that fish have no memory. 196 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,923 Some fish... they can remember months. 197 00:11:56,507 --> 00:12:00,177 And a channel catfish can remember hearing a human announcing food 198 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,972 up to five years after last hearing it. 199 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,149 Hey. 200 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,317 Didn't you used to have more fish 201 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,695 No. I have two, Ketchup and Mustard. 202 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,364 Are they right-side up? 203 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,450 No, they're alive. 204 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,870 The fucking stairs almost killed me. 205 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,707 Nothing in this world is easy... 206 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,709 except pissing in a shower. 207 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:34,962 -Hi, Ruth. -Happy birthday, muffin. 208 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:39,175 And, no, no, I am not late. No, it's only 11... ish. 209 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,136 I don't know what I'm doing. 210 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,057 I was gonna go home and fuck this guy, 211 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:50,269 but now I just feel so profoundly empty. 212 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,317 Do you know when menopause starts? 213 00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:01,781 Uh, why don't we... sit crooked and talk straight? 214 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,660 I don't know. I was having the most intense déjà vu, 215 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:10,247 like I've done this already, you know? This night, this party. 216 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,415 This conversation? 217 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,878 No, this-- This feels... new. 218 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,338 I think this is new. 219 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,841 So that makes me think that, uh, you know, maybe I'm okay. 220 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,969 This was always gonna be a tough birthday. 221 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,891 Ruth, you know, you're a great shrink and everything, but you're not my shrink. 222 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,978 And not everything is about Mom. 223 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,065 But I think she would've been proud you made it to 36. 224 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:39,902 Mmm. I don't know. I mean, she was pretty competitive. 225 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,489 Eh, ipso facto, maybe she would've been pretty excited 226 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,242 that I was actually finally older than she ever was. 227 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077 There you have it. 228 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,455 Okay, I'm gonna make another chicken. 229 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,374 Will you guys eat another chicken? 230 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:55,417 Top ten idea. Top ten chicken. 231 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,753 Maxine, what is this? 232 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,046 Oh. 233 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,050 I got this at a Circuit City liquidation sale, 234 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,010 but I put my own projections onto it. 235 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,848 It's a little geeky, but... I think you guys are gonna like it. 236 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,890 Yeah? 237 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,183 -Yeah. -Fine. Okay. 238 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,727 Let's-- Let's get into it. Okay. 239 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,064 This is a safe space. 240 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:23,279 I'm looking for a communal experience and not a solo performance. 241 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,405 Lights, please. 242 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,357 What the fuck? Oh, hey, Nad. 243 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,984 I think I'm gonna throw up. 244 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,986 -Are you okay? 245 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,364 Lizzy, does this bathroom seem weird to you? 246 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,409 -You drink too much? -Me too. 247 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,994 No. No, no, no, no, no. 248 00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:14,622 -Not more than usual. -You smoke too much? 249 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:19,209 Uh, I can't remember the last time I ate, but then other things are so clear. 250 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,503 Like they already happened and I'm doing them again. 251 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,174 I think I'm dead. 252 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,092 We're all dead. 253 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,053 Sees a Fellini film once. 254 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,055 Hey, are you okay? 255 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,891 John, yeah, we're all good. Nad's just a little under the weather. 256 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,685 No, no, no. I'm okay, I'm okay. It's okay. 257 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,604 It's okay. I'm okay. 258 00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:39,772 Are you fucking kidding me? 259 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,024 There are people hopping up and down on one leg out here. 260 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,984 Oh, well, she's the birthday girl and he's her ex, 261 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,070 so if I were you, I'd get a backup plan. 262 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,658 You guys aren't out in 20 minutes, I'll tell the line to wait longer. 263 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,117 Okay, thanks, Lucy. 264 00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,372 Hi. 265 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,831 Hi. 266 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,464 Honestly, I think I'd feel better if you just told me, 267 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,132 "You sound like a crazy bitch." 268 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,218 No, I just want to understand. So... 269 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:12,304 you think you were hit by a car while you were chasing your cat, 270 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,889 and now you're reliving your birthday? 271 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,059 No, I don't think. I'm telling you it actually happened. 272 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,895 Okay, well, let's say that you were actually hit by a car. 273 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,440 Again, not hypothetical. Just a fact is what I'm trying to tell you. 274 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:26,694 So somebody who was actually struck by a vehicle 275 00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,989 maybe would have marks or something. But you, right now, look fantastic. 276 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,407 In fact, you look beautiful. 277 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,867 Thank you, but I feel like we're talking about something else. 278 00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,661 I'm grateful that you're complimenting me. 279 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,037 -I'm not-- -You're not hearing me. 280 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,707 I'm just saying it didn't seem like it affected you, 281 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,792 whatever this thing that happened-- 282 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:45,671 Oh, I see. So now it's just a metaphor for our relationship. 283 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,840 My point is, is that you're okay. 284 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:50,592 Ah, yeah, I did smoke one of Maxine's joints, 285 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,679 and I think that, uh, maybe it's just, yeah-- 286 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,473 Me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar. 287 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,727 I just think I'm not good at mixing substances. 288 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,062 Or metaphors. 289 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:07,401 Did I not say like oil and vinegar 290 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,238 Okay, how are you? 291 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,615 -You really want to know? -I do. 292 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:17,494 Well, my divorce is straight up harrowing at this point, 293 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:22,499 and... the last six months of my life have been an onslaught of personal failure 294 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,127 and, uh... other people's misery. 295 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,005 In a fun way? 296 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:29,923 Sorry. 297 00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,342 How is Lucy? 298 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,761 She's gonna be fine. 299 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,095 But... 300 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,807 I miss you very much. 301 00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:44,938 Don't use your kid to try to guilt me to get back together. 302 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,443 Don't use my kid to ease your guilt. 303 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,989 I lost my cat. 304 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,284 What do you mean 305 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,912 Doesn't he go out down to the park and to the deli, 306 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,705 -like stuff like that? 307 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,415 It's been... 308 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,375 three days. 309 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,629 You want to go find him? 310 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,173 -Really? -Yeah. 311 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,884 Remember littering? 312 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,094 Remember Dinkins? 313 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,011 Eh. 314 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,224 I think I know this guy. 315 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:22,392 Hey! 316 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,521 Do I know you? 317 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,147 What? 318 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,274 Do we know each other? 319 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,692 Fuck off! 320 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,403 Sounds like you guys have a lot in common. 321 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,364 Oatmeal. 322 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:39,743 Hey! 323 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,497 What are you doing 324 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,124 That was Oatmeal. Let's go. 325 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,043 No, we're not going anywhere, okay? I'm taking you home. You need sleep. 326 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,753 You're not gonna help me look for Oatmeal? 327 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,673 I thought Oatmeal was a line you were using to get me to go home with you. 328 00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,091 Oh, you think I need a line. 329 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,634 This is you we're talking about. 330 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,762 I wouldn't have known it was your birthday party if Maxine hadn't texted me. 331 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,807 Do you know who gets mad about not being invited to birthday parties? 332 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:04,309 Little girls. Grow up. 333 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:05,894 Jesus. 334 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:08,897 Uh-oh, cars. 335 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,024 Fucking Christ. 336 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,453 Oatmeal. 337 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,747 Fuck. 338 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,976 Oatmeal. 339 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,438 Oatmeal. 340 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,525 Come here, my little fucking baby. 341 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,319 My little maniac. 342 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,279 Who's a little lost boy? 343 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,282 Yeah, you're the fucking one. 344 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,367 You're the one, baby. 345 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,494 I love you. 346 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,176 Did we do it? 347 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,889 Yeah, we fucking did it. 348 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:41,949 Oatmeal? 349 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:43,951 The fuck? 350 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,370 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 351 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,053 Oatmeal. 352 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,429 Fuck. 353 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,061 Fuck. Excuse me. 354 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,399 Sweet birthday baby, having fun? 355 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,193 The universe is trying to fuck with me, 356 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,362 and I refuse to engage. 357 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,699 Do you hear me? I won't do it! 358 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,577 And I don't give a fuck if you disappear my cat. 359 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,789 Nadia, you're acting a little... 360 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,165 What is in this? 361 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,293 It's laced with cocaine, just like the Israelis. 362 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,379 No, man, no. I've tried cocaine many times, 363 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,840 and nothing has ever fucked me up like this did. 364 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:42,718 -Yeah, you haven't even smoked it yet. -All right, Maxine. 365 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,638 If there is a chance, I mean any chance, 366 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,891 that there is something in here other than cocaine, 367 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,561 I really need you to just tell me. 368 00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,731 Come on, Nads. Stop acting like such a victim. You're a cockroach. 369 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,525 I am not a cockroach. 370 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:01,028 Why would you call me a cockroach? 371 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,904 What does that even fucking mean, a cockroach? 372 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,032 You can eat anything, take anything, do anything. 373 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,535 It's impossible to destroy you. You'll never die. 374 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:15,459 I am dying constantly! Ouch! 375 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:23,091 Nads, if you're gonna act like this, then maybe you should just leave, okay? 376 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,680 Don't bail on my party for you! 377 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,518 Look, I'm at a work thing, so just call me when you get back into town. 378 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,397 I miss you, too. Okay, bye. 379 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,941 -Ow! -Oh, whoa, whoa! 380 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,276 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 381 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,528 You almost took us both down. 382 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,864 Thanks. 383 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,032 Be careful. 384 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,160 Fuck you. 385 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,626 Fuck. 386 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:06,927 Be careful.