1 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,570 -Morning. -Morning. 2 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:30,489 Cream cheese tomato. 3 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,992 If only you weren't happily married with four kids, Mario. 4 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,412 All right. 5 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,039 Thank you. 6 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,207 See you tomorrow. 7 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,291 Bye. 8 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:50,843 Still pregnant? 9 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,678 What are you up to? 10 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,054 The usual. 11 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,974 Having a lovely day in the park studying. 12 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,684 How are you gonna get my kids some goddamn cousins 13 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,102 if you're always sitting on a bench alone? 14 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,854 I'm not alone. 15 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,108 Look at all of these hot prospects. 16 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,362 Check out that one with the green head. 17 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:15,409 Bet he's got a big dick. Like one of those long, twisty ones. 18 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:16,493 That is very dark. 19 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,579 Are you still on the apps at least? 20 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,831 I am. 21 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:22,958 And? 22 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,252 It's slim pickings. 23 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:33,969 The last guy brought me to a comedy club to watch him do stand-up. 24 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,053 That was the date. 25 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,973 Just move back home. I bet the dating pool's better here. 26 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:42,394 I think it's just the sad reality of dating in your 30s. 27 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,188 If a guy's still single, 28 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:48,150 there's either something wrong with him or he's got baggage. I don't know-- 29 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:49,401 Why are we talking about dating? 30 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,153 Who cares? I wanna hear about you and the kids. 31 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,530 The kids are fine. They're-- 32 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:56,950 And there's your answer. 33 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,702 Bye. Meltdown mode. Gotta go. Bye. 34 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,505 What are you lookin' at? 35 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,270 What do you want? Filet mignon? 36 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:26,480 Sure. You got some? 37 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,775 -What? -I'll take medium rare. 38 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,987 The fuck is happening? 39 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,572 That's a joke. Ducks don't eat steak. 40 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:39,034 We don't love crusty bagels either, just FYI. 41 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,871 What ya reading? 42 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,667 An MCAT study book. 43 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,002 It's… 44 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,967 to prepare for a test that you have to take if you-- 45 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:58,846 I know what the MCATs are. I'm a duck, not a dumbass. 46 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,306 What kind of doctor you wanna be? 47 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:06,353 Maybe a cardiologist. My dad died of heart disease. 48 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,272 Why am I telling you this? 49 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,358 Sorry for your loss. That must've been rough. 50 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,403 I do have a giant penis, by the way. 51 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:16,947 Spiky, too. 52 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,700 What? 53 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:20,868 Just to answer your question. 54 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,912 Were you listening to me? 55 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,456 You come here every day and publicly FaceTime your sister. 56 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,333 It's kind of hard not to. 57 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,503 I'm Larry. 58 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,297 Elisa. 59 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,841 So why do you think your sister's so obsessed with your dating life? 60 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,180 I think she's just lonely. 61 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,725 And she wants us to share an experience. 62 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:47,603 Or she's internalized the patriarchy so much 63 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:51,190 that she believes your only value is in relation to men. 64 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,695 You're a feminist duck? 65 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,656 Well, one male duck in a pond of lady ducks. 66 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,325 You think I had a choice? 67 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:02,784 Holy fuck! 68 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,621 Put your dog on a fucking leash, asshole. Read the signs. 69 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,748 Same time tomorrow? 70 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,816 Gary! Gary! 71 00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:19,236 Excuse me. Hi. Sorry to bother you. 72 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,737 I'm from Animal Control. 73 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:24,533 You haven't by any chance seen a cattle dog around off leash? 74 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,159 Answers to the name Gary? 75 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:30,706 Oh, yeah, actually. Yesterday. I haven't seen him today though. 76 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,541 Ah, shit. 77 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,293 That's a bummer. 78 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,379 But, thanks though. 79 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,468 It's just-- Big storm's coming, so, you know, 80 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:47,014 I really hope that I can find him and get him inside before it hits. 81 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:49,016 Me too. 82 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,101 I hope that you stay safe and dry. 83 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:52,519 I will. 84 00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,646 If I'm inside a house. 85 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:56,690 Take care. 86 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:58,984 Classy. 87 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,111 Using dogs as an excuse to talk to women. 88 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,614 Hi, again. 89 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:04,948 You came back. 90 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,116 I did. 91 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,160 I mean, I come here every day, 92 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:12,873 so… here I am again. 93 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:15,959 I brought you something. 94 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:22,090 Corn and grapes. 95 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,550 Did you Google me? 96 00:06:24,635 --> 00:06:27,429 No. That would be so weird. 97 00:06:33,352 --> 00:06:34,520 How's your sister? 98 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,564 Fine. It's hard to tell. 99 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,983 I called her last night, 100 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,236 and I got a 30-minute diatribe about preschools. 101 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,615 Sometimes I think motherhood is just socially sanctioned narcissism, 102 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,408 but you can't say that out loud, obviously. 103 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:49,576 Well, you just did. 104 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:54,039 Yeah. I don't know why I did that. I love my sister. 105 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:55,165 She's great. 106 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,001 Food for thought, since you're feeding me. 107 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,086 Okay. 108 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,797 You seem to be very concerned with being polite. 109 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,924 -I'm not. -Maybe you should trust your instincts. 110 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,926 Maybe your sister is a narcissist. 111 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,596 She talks about herself and her kids. She never asks anything about you. 112 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,016 Oh, that's not true. She asks, like, a lot of questions. 113 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,560 About your shitty dating life 114 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,855 so she can feel better about herself in comparison. 115 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,565 She ask about anything else? 116 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,067 She's busy. 117 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:25,571 Tell her to stop minding your life for her own amusement. 118 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,575 Any other observations? 119 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:33,579 Yeah. You've read the same chapter in that MCAT book, like, 20 times, 120 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,874 so it seems like you're either distracted 121 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,835 or you don't really feel like studying these days. 122 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,466 You hear about that storm coming? 123 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,303 Did you just recycle that guy's pickup line? 124 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,140 That was gross. 125 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,100 -I'm sorry. -No, no, no. It's cute. 126 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,106 Can I ask you a personal question? 127 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:04,860 What do ducks do in the rain? 128 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,571 Those idiots over there, they love it. 129 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,949 I usually just hide under that bench, try not to freeze to death. 130 00:08:11,033 --> 00:08:12,034 Not that I'm complaining. 131 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,053 You gonna invite me in or what? 132 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,977 -Wow. -Sorry. 133 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:44,733 I don't have a lot of people over. 134 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:46,610 No, I like the whole vibe. 135 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:49,446 Little piles of mail, little piles of clothes, 136 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,616 little piles of shoes, little piles of cords. 137 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:59,248 My aesthetic is dorm room meets flophouse. 138 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,624 Come on. It's charming. 139 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,544 I mean, I don't get invited into many apartments. 140 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:06,421 It's just I haven't done anything to make it nicer. 141 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,924 I spent a month thinking about doing an accent wall, 142 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,301 but then I went to the Benjamin Moore website 143 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:14,304 and I got really overwhelmed. 144 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:18,392 Come on. Pull the trigger. Live your life in Technicolor, baby. 145 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,480 Maybe you're the long-lost third Property Brother. 146 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,274 Who are the Property Brothers? 147 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,818 I can't stop watching these guys. 148 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:28,902 I know! 149 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:32,865 Look, they improved that very sad kitchen. I will give them that. 150 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:36,952 Ten bucks, the husband cries. 151 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,288 I don't have any money, but you're on in theory. 152 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,375 Oh, shit. 153 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,294 No, it's a formula. 154 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,922 The-- The macho, skeptical husband gets all emo 155 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,549 when they get rid of his leather couch 156 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:54,720 and they replace it with old family photos and a sectional. 157 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:57,598 Wow. You know it all. 158 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:01,101 I have very specialized knowledge. 159 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,814 Do you want dessert? 160 00:10:05,898 --> 00:10:10,444 I'm not saying no. This is really great. 161 00:10:12,029 --> 00:10:14,823 I mean, you're really great. 162 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:22,414 You say that to all the girls who kidnap you in their bike baskets. 163 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,796 You're sure you wanna sleep in the bath? 164 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,341 Why? You inviting me to sleep in your bed? 165 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,552 I'm an asshole, not a degenerate. 166 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,848 How warm do you like it? 167 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,808 Room temp. 168 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,603 So I know you like piles of things, 169 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:47,648 but what's the deal with the posters everywhere? 170 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,986 I worked on a political campaign. 171 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,323 I moved out here, and… 172 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,618 I don't know if you follow politics. 173 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,913 It's hard to be politically engaged when you can't vote. 174 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,625 That's actually what we were working on. Voter turnout. 175 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:12,214 Anyway. My candidate lost, 176 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:17,094 and now I'm stuck out here in Denver trying to put my life back together. 177 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,680 -And did it work? -What? 178 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,223 Filling the void. 179 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:27,104 No. But it did distract me for a bit. 180 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,815 Kinda like joining a cult. 181 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,402 Oh, but then you were like, "Fuck politics! I wanna be a doctor." 182 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,905 Oh, does it sound schizophrenic? 183 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,491 No, no. Just sounds like you're on a journey. 184 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,785 I think I can help more people being a doctor 185 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,705 than I can working as a policy wonk. 186 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,374 Well, that's very other-directed of you. 187 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,543 What is that? 188 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,212 It means you think a lot about other people, 189 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,590 even to the detriment of your own happiness, 190 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,091 from what I can tell. 191 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,179 Are you always this perceptive? 192 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:02,806 Honestly, it's a gift and a curse. 193 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,185 No, it's really refreshing. 194 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,980 I go on all these dates. 195 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:16,862 And I'm not kidding, these guys either ask boring, cursory questions 196 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,780 or they talk about themselves. 197 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,866 It's like there's no back-and-forth. 198 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,367 I don't envy that. 199 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,373 Do you ever get that feeling, like… 200 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,919 is it me? 201 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,464 'Cause all these guys that I go out with, 202 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:39,301 they feel like the rotten fruit at the supermarket, 203 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,928 like they're clearly defective. 204 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,848 But then I'm like… 205 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:52,773 "Wait, am I defective too and I just can't see it?" 206 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:56,318 From what I can tell, there's nothing wrong with you. 207 00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,530 Well, you don't know me. 208 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:04,201 I know you're a pretty cool chick who deserves more than you think you do. 209 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,751 I think this is ready. 210 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,132 Good, 'cause I'm freezing on this toilet. 211 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,307 Well, how about a hand? 212 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,172 Oh, you dick! 213 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,799 Gotcha. 214 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,802 Hey, wanna get in? 215 00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,388 You know, to get warm. 216 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:12,769 -I'd be naked. -I'm naked. That's a double standard. 217 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,604 You sure I can't help? 218 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,941 No, I told you it's a surprise! 219 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,332 It's everything we ate 220 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:01,295 on our first date that we didn't really know was a date. 221 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,380 Except fancier versions. 222 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,048 Like, instead of a bagel… 223 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,178 …I made this sourdough. 224 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:10,345 Why would I eat that? 225 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,641 Not joking. 226 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,728 Wait, what? 227 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,731 How many times do I have to tell you I don't like bread? 228 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,066 I thought that was just bagels. 229 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,736 No, it's all bread. No ducks like bread. 230 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,280 You should never feed a duck bread. 231 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:31,450 In fact, it can expand in our stomachs and kill us. 232 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,745 I guess that didn't show up in your Google search. 233 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,538 -Larry. -What? 234 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,000 -What's wrong? -Nothing's wrong. 235 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,084 Just being honest. 236 00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:47,007 And you could stand to lay off the carbs yourself. Just saying. 237 00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:01,605 Hey. 238 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:03,607 Hey. 239 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:06,902 I'm a dick. 240 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,070 No shit. 241 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,281 Can I-- 242 00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,705 You are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 243 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,417 And I'm terrified of losing you, obviously. 244 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:28,882 So I self-sabotage, obviously. And I hate myself for it. 245 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,762 But I love you. 246 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,725 -You do? -Of course I do. 247 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,686 That's part of what's making me so crazy. 248 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,441 You've got a temper. 249 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,110 You should meet my dad. 250 00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:50,654 I don't like it. 251 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,738 I'm not perfect. 252 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,577 I have these impulses that… I can't totally control, 253 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,329 probably biological on some level, 254 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,666 but I-I will work on it, okay? For you. 255 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:10,007 Can I sit with you? I just-- I-- I'd like to be close to you. 256 00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:20,184 That's good. 257 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:27,232 -Sorry. It's Lili. -You can take it. 258 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,239 Are we okay? 259 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,451 'Cause this backyard is a palace. 260 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,619 And you are my queen. 261 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,997 What you thinking about? You-- Fuck. 262 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,749 You want to take me back to the park. I knew it. 263 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,043 I think we need a water feature. 264 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,548 Like a little fountain. Like a bubbler. Something soothing. 265 00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,550 Oh, fuck yeah. 266 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,612 Where the hell have you been? 267 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,239 Hi to you too. 268 00:19:15,948 --> 00:19:18,992 You've declined all my calls for, like, the last week. What if I was giving birth? 269 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,663 -Oh, my God. I didn't even think of that. -Are you okay? 270 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,289 I'm okay. I'm… 271 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,710 I met someone. 272 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255 Oh, my God. That's great. 273 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,090 Is it great? 274 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,676 It is, and he is. 275 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,177 It's just-- 276 00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:40,097 It's early, 277 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,181 and… 278 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,268 …he's complicated. 279 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,520 -Is he married? -No. 280 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,604 God. 281 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,400 I don't know if I really wanna get into-- 282 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:54,444 No. Okay, okay. It's early. It's new. I get it. 283 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,280 Just know that I'm happy for you. 284 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,740 And that he better know how fucking lucky he is or I'll kick his ass. 285 00:19:58,824 --> 00:19:59,825 Thanks, Lil. 286 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:02,578 Gonna check your cervix now. 287 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,496 -Who is that? Where are you? -I'm at the gyno's, 288 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,040 seeing if this overweight baby is gonna fit through my vagina. 289 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,792 Go. We can talk later. 290 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:19,887 Larry? 291 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:29,980 Oh, hi there. 292 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,190 What the fuck? 293 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,649 You said you'd be back soon. 294 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,484 I was only gone a few hours. 295 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:36,695 I guess we have different definitions of "soon." 296 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:41,200 You shat all over the apartment. 297 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,368 You left the back door locked, so I couldn't go outside. 298 00:20:43,452 --> 00:20:44,453 What was I supposed to do? 299 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:47,539 What? No, wait. Don't blame this on me. 300 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,208 I'm not blaming. Just saying. 301 00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,377 You're an asshole. 302 00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:54,421 And you like that about me. 303 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,925 You shat all over my MCAT book. 304 00:20:58,008 --> 00:21:01,094 I shat all over everything. I mean, I wouldn't read into it. 305 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:04,681 Oh, I'm-- I'm reading into it? I'm crazy? 306 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,017 This doesn't mean anything? 307 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,436 Hey, you said it, not me. 308 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:14,525 Hey. 309 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,529 What are we doing? 310 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:19,613 What are you talking about? 311 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,323 It's unhealthy. 312 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:24,493 Who cares about healthy? Healthy's boring. 313 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,245 Healthy isn't exhausting. 314 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:28,747 This is exhausting. 315 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,707 Do you trust me? 316 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:37,005 -Right now, honestly, not really. -That's fair. 317 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,467 Why? 318 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,803 Well, I want to try something, and if it doesn't work, 319 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,137 you never have to speak to me again. 320 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,222 Okay? 321 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:48,517 But I need you to trust me at least for the next hour. 322 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,938 -Fine. -Good. 323 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:54,815 Take off your pants and lie down. 324 00:21:57,234 --> 00:21:58,235 Now? 325 00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,446 -On the floor? -Well, it's clean. 326 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,448 Isn't it? 327 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,784 You have done so much for everyone else. 328 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:07,160 You've done so much for me. 329 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:10,163 So I just, I wanna do something for you. 330 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,234 What? 331 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,577 Oh, my God. 332 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,593 Oh, my God! 333 00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:05,928 Oh, my God! 334 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,906 Oh, fuck! 335 00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:35,999 Fuck. 336 00:23:38,001 --> 00:23:39,002 Fuck! 337 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,549 Fuck. Fuck. 338 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,183 -Am I too late? -Is that a serious question? 339 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,936 Please! I made a stupid mistake. 340 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:58,522 Yeah. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to re-register for November. 341 00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,566 Wait. That's-- That's three months away. 342 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,776 Who knows if I'm even… 343 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,655 You all right? 344 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:17,374 Hey. Wasn't today the big day? 345 00:24:18,584 --> 00:24:19,585 How'd it go? 346 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,338 -It didn't. -What happened? 347 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:29,386 I forgot. 348 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:33,307 I forgot about the MCATs. 349 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:34,391 You-- What? 350 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,853 After months of studying… 351 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,940 I fucking blew it. 352 00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,067 Babe, I'm so sorry. 353 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,152 Oh, no. 354 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,070 Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. 355 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,197 How so? 356 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,158 Well, now you have time 357 00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:53,911 to figure out what you really wanna do. 358 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:56,663 I wanna be a doctor. 359 00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,458 Well, you thought you wanted to be in politics too. 360 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,836 You change your mind a lot. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 361 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,339 I feel like crawling into a hole. 362 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:09,134 Well, I will crawl into that hole with you, okay? 363 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,931 You order takeout already? 364 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,771 Hello? 365 00:25:21,939 --> 00:25:25,150 Jesus Christ. You haven't called or texted me back in a month! 366 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:26,235 I thought you died! 367 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:27,528 What are you doing here? 368 00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,404 I am so fucking pregnant, 369 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,282 and I drove all day in this heat wave 370 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,368 to find out what the hell is going on with you. 371 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,537 Now let me in and just-- 372 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,996 and give me a glass of water. 373 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,499 Just-- just wait. I'll be right down. 374 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:41,917 -Give me one sec. -Is he there? 375 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,669 No. I'm coming down. One second. 376 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:49,716 I'm gonna go out for a few hours. 377 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,886 You know I get anxious when you leave for that long. 378 00:25:53,804 --> 00:25:55,514 My sister's downstairs, 379 00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:58,225 and I can't let her in, so I'm-- 380 00:25:58,308 --> 00:25:59,309 Why not? 381 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,397 Hey! Why not? 382 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:13,866 You don't even like your sister. 383 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:15,492 That's not true. 384 00:26:15,576 --> 00:26:17,911 Don't lie to yourself. That's why you moved out here. 385 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:20,581 To get away from her and her judgment. 386 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,426 I'm just trying to get out of the house. 387 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,222 So now you're ignoring me. 388 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,099 I'll warm up some food for you. 389 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,059 -Don't play dumb. -I'm not. 390 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:42,561 Dumb bitch. 391 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,858 -That's not funny. -I'm not joking. 392 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,694 -Don't call me that. -Then don't act like one. 393 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,823 I'm going out for a few. 394 00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:58,285 Don't shit on everything while I'm gone. 395 00:26:58,368 --> 00:26:59,703 What the fuck? 396 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:05,876 I'm bleeding. 397 00:27:05,959 --> 00:27:07,336 I'm sorry you cut yourself. 398 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,921 You cut me. 399 00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,631 I'm sorry you see it that way. 400 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:16,386 Scallion pancakes look good. 401 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,223 What happened to your face? 402 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,184 What? 403 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:26,647 I cut myself. 404 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,858 Honey, can we figure out what we wanna order in a sec? 405 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:31,818 I'm really worried about you. 406 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,404 I told you that I'm fine. You don't need to parent me. 407 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,865 Listen, I'm happy you found someone. 408 00:27:36,949 --> 00:27:38,909 But a good boyfriend doesn't keep you from your life. 409 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,744 He's not keeping me from my life, Lili. 410 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:46,750 He's keeping me from you, and that's been better for me. 411 00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:50,504 You're always pressuring me to date. 412 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,215 And asking about the future. 413 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:55,676 I just want you to figure out what makes you happy. 414 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,803 But see, even the way that you just said that. 415 00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,721 Maybe I am happy. 416 00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,974 Well, good. Someone should be. 417 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:04,101 You're not happy? 418 00:28:04,184 --> 00:28:06,103 Of course not. 419 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,231 This baby was an accident. 420 00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:11,942 I mean, Andrew and I barely have sex, so it was a real fucking shock. 421 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,070 And whatever, she'll get here, and I'll love her. 422 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:17,364 But I was really hoping to get my body back. 423 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,574 And my life back. 424 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:23,745 I missed the MCATs. 425 00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:24,913 What? Why? 426 00:28:25,497 --> 00:28:27,749 I don't think that I'm cut out to be a doctor. 427 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,084 What are you talking about? 428 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,879 I change my mind all the time. 429 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:35,465 I'm constantly questioning my choices. 430 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:37,551 I can barely take care of myself. 431 00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:40,053 What makes me think I'm qualified to care for anybody else? 432 00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,763 What? No, that's insane. 433 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,349 You're one of the smartest, most caring people I know. 434 00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:47,227 When Dad was sick, you were there every step of the way, 435 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,771 asking all the right questions, way more than I was. 436 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:52,274 'Cause I was single and super codependent with him. 437 00:28:52,357 --> 00:28:54,985 No. Because you're a good person. 438 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:58,030 You're a great person. 439 00:28:58,655 --> 00:28:59,907 Did he put that idea in your head? 440 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,496 Look, if this guy is making you feel like shit, 441 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,499 I swear to God, I will come over there and fucking murder him, 442 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:12,252 and they can put my pregnant ass in prison. I'm not kidding. 443 00:29:20,344 --> 00:29:21,762 No. Let's just order. 444 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:32,439 Well, please don't go into labor on the drive home. 445 00:29:32,523 --> 00:29:34,441 Well, if I do, it'll be your fault. 446 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,486 I love you. 447 00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:39,696 Answer your phone. 448 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:07,891 Thanks so much for coming… 449 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:10,018 -Elisa? -…I didn't know who else to call. 450 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,694 Hey, little buddy. 451 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:22,447 Why the fuck is this bearded dragon here? Who let you in? 452 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:25,951 Wow, someone's a little angry. 453 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:28,120 Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you. 454 00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:32,082 If this condescending twat thinks he can fucking outsmart me… 455 00:30:32,165 --> 00:30:35,836 Elisa? Honey? Elisa. You stupid ugly bitch. 456 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:38,338 Is it-- Is this your idea? Traitorous whore! 457 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:39,965 He's got a mouth on him. 458 00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:41,508 Okay, dickhead, get away from me. 459 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:42,593 -Okay. -Elisa? 460 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:44,845 Right here. Yes! 461 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,555 Okay. 462 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:51,768 All set. Time to go. 463 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:54,188 I'm not leaving. This is-- This is my apartment. 464 00:30:54,271 --> 00:30:56,690 Elisa, I'll fucking kill you! 465 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:06,700 -Hey. -Hey. 466 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:09,119 Thanks again. 467 00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:11,455 Oh, yeah. It's my job. 468 00:31:13,165 --> 00:31:16,502 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. Do I have to pay you? 469 00:31:16,585 --> 00:31:19,296 No. I'm a municipal service. The city pays me. 470 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:23,926 I wanted to make sure you were all right. 471 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:26,428 You seemed pretty freaked out in there. 472 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:29,139 Yeah. 473 00:31:33,894 --> 00:31:36,146 It's been rough with the duck. 474 00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:38,524 Oh, yeah. 475 00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:42,819 They are a weirdly aggressive animal. 476 00:31:42,903 --> 00:31:45,197 You'd think they'd be all cute and cuddly, 477 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,200 but they're actually mean as shit. 478 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,327 Especially the males. 479 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,955 I'm surprised you were able to keep one this long. 480 00:31:53,872 --> 00:31:55,874 It's surprising what you can put up with. 481 00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,379 Did you read that article, in The New Yorker, I think? 482 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:04,216 It was all about duck sex and the patriarchy. 483 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:07,719 There was some truly mind-blowing stuff in there. 484 00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:11,974 I'm sorry. I'm not a creep or anything. I promise. 485 00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:15,602 I'm just kind of a big science nerd. 486 00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:18,188 -You too? -Yeah. 487 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:19,273 What? 488 00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:20,816 -You know. Yeah. -Okay! Look, yeah. 489 00:32:20,899 --> 00:32:22,067 When are you taking the MCAT? 490 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:24,361 Well, so in a few months, 491 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:27,614 and I'm trying to, like, get my head back in the game. 492 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,826 Do you need a lift down to the park? 493 00:32:30,909 --> 00:32:32,119 I gotta drop that asshole 494 00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:33,579 -back at the pond anyway, so… -No. No. 495 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,040 Look at that little guy, right? 496 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:40,878 Yeah, I think that I-- I need to be around people. 497 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,338 So I'm gonna find a café. 498 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:46,508 Well, if you still want a pet after all this, get a dog. 499 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:47,968 I've got two rescues. 500 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:51,221 Governor-- It's pronounced "Guv'nor," actually-- 501 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,807 and Axel Foley at home, and they are the best. 502 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:57,728 I don't think 503 00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:01,190 that I wanna take care of another living thing right now. 504 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,027 Except, you know, myself. 505 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:11,700 Well, I guess if you get into any wild-card animal situation, 506 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:13,619 you know where to find me. 507 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:19,791 Or, actually, if you wanna just get a drink. 508 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:25,631 So I just got out of a thing, 509 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,717 like, five seconds ago. 510 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,511 No, I get it. Too soon. 511 00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:33,764 No worries. All right, well… 512 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,562 Hey, maybe, though, 513 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:43,774 can I call you in a few months? 514 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:46,735 Say, after the MCATs? 515 00:33:47,277 --> 00:33:50,197 Unless, I don't know, you've met some nice doctor by then. 516 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:54,952 Well, I don't need to meet a nice doctor. 517 00:33:55,953 --> 00:33:58,539 'Cause I am the nice doctor.