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怎麼搞的?為什麼你都不追蹤
我的社交媒體帳號?

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因為我不想看你在幹嘛

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加一下啦

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-我的抖音帳號要爆紅了
-憑你的20追蹤數?

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我以他們每一個人為榮

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我要去上小號,要什麼吃的嗎?

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不用了,叔叔

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出動

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雙手舉高放在腦後

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-攻進去
-跪下

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敲下去

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-前門沒鎖
-安全

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真的沒必要

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-什麼?
-沒事

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-你們這堆小雞雞
-叔叔?

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-侄子
-這是怎麼回事?

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好好加油,小酪仔

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糟糕

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《原鄉之犬》

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好的,查斯特,我說明一下

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是阿酪

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-你說什麼?
-是阿酪

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-乳酪?晚餐時間過了
-不是,大家都叫我阿酪

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是嗎?我把話說清楚

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我跟你那些流氓朋友不一樣,懂了嗎?

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我代表著法律,在這個家裡
我就是法官、陪審團加行刑者

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我可以叫你的本名或是叫你笨蛋

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不然可以叫你死小孩或死屁孩

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要怎麼叫你全看我心情,懂了嗎?

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你是美國原住民嗎?

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-是
-我認識很多原住民

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他們人很好,還救了我一命

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酷

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每天都要做家事,每週會輪替

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你是新來的,就去掃廁所
知道什麼是廁所嗎?

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-浴室嗎?
-對,胡利歐

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新來的知道什麼是廁所

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好了,你的房間在樓上
跟其中一個屁孩住一間

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你年紀到了如果沒搬出去
也許能搬到樓下的房間

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我們明晚要開家庭會議

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所有住戶都必須參加,不准用手機

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我看到手機就直接沒收

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我有辦法打電話嗎?

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有

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每天5點到6點是電話時間
歡迎你使用

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但你得先把電話從詹姆斯那搶過來

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你辦得到就能打電話

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是吧?去樓上,把東西放一放

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開始做家事,可以吧?查斯特

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-可以
-很好

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{\an8}(查斯特威廉斯)

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我叫阿酪,我的代名詞是他...

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給我閉嘴

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我剛說什麼?

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該死

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該死

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不好意思

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差點來不及

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-謝了,老兄
-別客氣

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他這泡尿有夠大

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(天助自助者)

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(晚安)

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(戰漆)

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(火辣起司片)

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{\an8}(最愛你了)
(阿熊簽到)

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(你好,年輕勇士)

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(阿酪要自立自強,丹尼爾)

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三、二、一,給他好看

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你以為我不會發現嗎?

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-新來的,你好
-天啊

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-想來打幾拳嗎?
-不了,謝謝

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不用了,我在旁邊幫你們加油

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沒問題,老兄,想說問問看,沒事

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老兄

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記得不能跟基恩告狀
否則下次遭殃的就是你

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-我不會告狀
-我知道

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去睡一下吧,小兄弟

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別哭夭了

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有點男子氣概

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(火辣起司片只要五毛錢)

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媽說有小人族在偷她的鑰匙

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-糟了,她來了
-冷靜一點

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我不是來打架的

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我根本不想來,但伊蘿拉不回簡訊

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我想告訴你們阿酪被捕了

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-什麼,被捕?為什麼?
-你到底在說什麼?

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查理叔種大麻被警察抄
然後兩個人都被抓走了

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我跟你們說了

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賈姬,等等
因為我上次說你已逝哥哥的壞話

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我讓你揍一拳,打臉還是打肚子?

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-賈姬才不會那麼做
-打臉

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-剛剛那招不錯
-我們扯平了

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該死,天啊,我被你們嚇死了

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歹勢,我本來要敲你窗戶

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你們怎麼湊在一起?

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阿酪被關了

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什麼?

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胡利歐,餐廳那邊還缺人手嗎?

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我還滿像拉丁裔的,幫我介紹一下

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-為什麼胡利歐能出門?
-有工作基恩就會讓你出門

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所以如果有人僱我,他們就會放我走?

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可惜被關在這裡時,不能出門找工作

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但胡利歐在這裡待了那麼久

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所以基恩幾乎沒什麼在管他

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早安,死屁孩,今天真棒

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-詹姆斯在哪裡?
-他還在睡

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什麼?

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我對天發誓

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詹姆斯,怎麼回事?給我下樓

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你死了嗎?是怎樣?

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他幹嘛不下樓?你們做了什麼好事?

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感覺不太對勁

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吐司好吃嗎?還要嗎?
抹上奶油會更好吃吧?

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你們不配吃奶油,給我吃麥片

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好好享用無牌的奇怪柳橙風味飲

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老兄,這超屌的

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謝了,我很無聊,這沒畫得多厲害

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才怪,有真材實料才畫得出來
你該幫我兒子的名字畫一個,TJ

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-我以後會刺在身上
-好

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有料,你很屌

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-我叫提諾
-我叫阿酪,提到我時請用他

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你同志嗎?沒事,我表弟是雙性戀

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-你應該要叫我酷兒
-老兄

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我只想告訴你,我不介意你是酷兒

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性別認同和性向兩者很不一樣

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算了,你兒子幾歲?

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該死,大概四歲左右吧

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因為我被關在這裡,不常看到他

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幸好他阿嬤偶爾會寄照片給我

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-他們很可愛
-是吧

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-我偶爾也會去跟阿嬤住
-你很幸福

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老太太最罩了,我的小孩們
幾乎都跟阿嬤住

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-小孩們?複數嗎?
-「夫數」?沒,他們都是原住民

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你在這裡待多久了?

135
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我16歲左右就被丟來這裡
我幾週後年紀到了就能搬出去

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所以有一陣子了

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你出去後要做什麼?

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00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,910
我想在出去前先找到工作

139
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:04,205
那樣我就不會惹事
也能去幫孩子們的媽

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別提了,你呢?你怎麼會被送來這裡?

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我不太清楚

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00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,051
我的原民叔叔惹上一點麻煩
結果被警察逮捕

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之後警察就帶我來這裡

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00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,056
我問他們我能不能跟阿嬤住

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但他們說我得先待在這裡

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等他們釐清完我的「合法監護人」

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00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,939
該死,原住民命真苦

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-說得對,兄弟
-我的名字叫提諾

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你幹嘛叫我「兄低」

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我是說兄弟

151
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我瞭了

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-有什麼事嗎?
-我是來接阿酪的

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00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:08,936
-誰?
-查斯特,我是他阿姨

154
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,109
-你幾歲了?
-那有差嗎?

155
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,945
你看起來年紀沒大到
可以當查斯特的阿姨

156
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,196
原住民都這樣

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00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,742
-我有一個侄子今年58歲了
-的確

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就算我相信你

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00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,996
在法院判決下來前
我們都有他的監護權

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這兩年來都是我在照顧他

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結果他淪落到這裡,厲害喔

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-讚
-阿酪

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你們過來幹嘛?

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去把東西收一收,我們要救你出來

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-你們好像不能這麼做
-快點,逃獄大師

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-我們走
-我要怎麼出去?

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00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,394
展現你的跑酷技巧

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00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,979
-賈姬
-你好

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-伊蘿拉在哪裡?
-她在引開守衛

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真的很抱歉,我愛莫能助

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也許這樣能改變你的心意
不夠的話我還有

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好了,我要報警了

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阿酪,快下來,我們快沒時間了

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-查斯特,你最好還在樓上
-屋子的管理人回來了

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-你怎麼還在上面?我們要走了
-跳下來

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-不行
-我會接住你

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-我上半身很有力
-不行,這樣違法

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你們得想其他辦法,記住我

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-剛剛到底是怎麼回事?
-搞什麼鬼?

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(12個步驟)

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主啊,求祢賜我寧靜的心
接受我無法改變的事實

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賜我做出改變的勇氣

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以及明辨是非的智慧

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祝我們寧靜

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00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:11,433
好了,廢話不多說
我們開始進行步驟五

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-請說
-這是什麼活動?

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00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:18,315
這是什麼活動?這是我洗心革面的計畫

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我年輕時跟你們一樣很屁

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我在你們這年紀時,過得非常荒唐

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我酗酒、吸毒、家暴,還會偷東西

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00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,037
當時我什麼都吸,什麼都喝
什麼都嗑,什麼都幹

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然後我人生跌到谷底

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有一次我在外面嗑藥,玩了三天才回家

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我走進家門後

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在臥室裡發現我老婆
兩個侏儒和一個DJ

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一個很紅的電台DJ

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他搞上我老婆前,我就沒喜歡過他

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但那不重要,我整個人瘋了

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是真的瘋了

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我把侏儒趕出我家

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一絲不掛的侏儒跑到街上

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然後我折返回去,本來想幹掉那DJ

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00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,700
我本來要用親手幹掉他

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但他塊頭太大,我被揍得很慘

205
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,208
他跟我老婆好像還在一起,不重要

206
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,129
我被趕出自己的家,然後就晃到樹林裡

207
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,506
然後我在那裡遇到一個拉科塔藥師

208
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,092
瓦坎馬尼

209
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:32,514
他收留了我,教我正道
改變了我的一生

210
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,643
我很感激他,我已經洗心革面了

211
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,520
我甚至跟其中一個侏儒有點交情

212
00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:44,068
只要神智清醒,很多事都有可能
以上就是我的故事

213
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,653
不如由你開始吧?

214
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:50,407
把這拿著,然後唸出步驟五
接著講幾句心裡話

215
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,159
「步驟五

216
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,122
向更崇高的存在
和周遭的人承認自己的過錯」

217
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,252
我從上禮拜到現在都很乖,我過關了

218
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,757
-因此,我要跳過
-跳過

219
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,718
講一下,詹姆斯,隨便什麼事都可以

220
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,015
跳過

221
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,144
我也跳過

222
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,398
不行,你是新來的
講講你這星期的感想

223
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,276
我莫名其妙被捕

224
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,740
然後被送到資金不足的中途之家

225
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,075
的確

226
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,620
我真的很討厭這裡

227
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,000
好,謝謝你誠實以告

228
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,003
看吧,詹姆斯,我的要求這麼低

229
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,587
我有話要說

230
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,929
提諾?

231
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,807
-你的老二哪裡有問題?
-你說什麼?

232
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,852
我每次走進浴室,尿都噴得到處都是

233
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,353
怎樣?你沒辦法瞄準嗎?

234
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,606
也許是你下面什麼都沒有
所以才會灑得地板都是

235
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,150
座墊和地板都是

236
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,943
-愛打小報告
-冷靜

237
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,319
-我愛打小報告?
-沒錯

238
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,740
我穿著襪子走進浴室
猜猜看我踩到什麼

239
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,284
-你的尿
-我們懂了

240
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,873
我再說一次,這步驟大家都沒做好

241
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,252
除了查斯特,勉強算過關,別在意

242
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,506
我很高興你們肯陪我...

243
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,761
算了,先到這裡吧

244
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,514
我超愛你

245
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,560
你以後會是我孩子的媽

246
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:48,442
你是我的繁星、月亮和太陽

247
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,278
你全部都是

248
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:55,449
詹姆斯,在我們開始做家事前
可以讓我打通電話嗎?

249
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,327
我不會講太久,一下就好

250
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,707
我知道,我會跟你去天涯海角

251
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,251
這樣只會讓我們的愛更堅定,寶貝

252
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,463
詹姆斯,說真的,我只是想...

253
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,547
沒事,寶貝

254
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,675
只是有一個大難臨頭的人

255
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,970
他再繼續吵我跟我的摯愛聊天
就準備挨揍

256
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:19,681
你是我的王后

257
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,810
-臭詹姆斯
-沒錯

258
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,228
對

259
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,856
-你也想打給你女朋友嗎?
-沒有,是我阿嬤

260
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,400
我想跟她說我沒事,不想讓她擔心

261
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:34,947
可惡

262
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,912
別讓臭基恩看到你有手機用

263
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,666
還有別看我最近刪除的照片

264
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,336
反正你別偷看我的照片

265
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,756
一定要等今晚基恩睡著後再打

266
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,511
-但他現在睡著了
-我說今晚

267
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,603
(弦理論)

268
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,168
-喂?
-阿嬤

269
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,339
-我是阿酪
-誰?

270
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,553
阿酪,我們在原住民衛生局見過

271
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,431
我最近每週都會去你家

272
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,476
我在鬧你,乖孫

273
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,273
抱歉,我還以為...

274
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:55,944
你以為我老人癡呆了
我腦子還靈活得很,乖孫

275
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,573
你去哪了?我好想你

276
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,534
你得來我家喝碗玉米粥

277
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,996
我也很想你

278
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,166
我最近在幫查理叔做點事

279
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,127
我會想辦法過去

280
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,926
-希望近期就能去
-我很高興你打來

281
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,012
很高興聽到你的聲音,乖孫

282
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,683
別忙到忘記關心愛你的人

283
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,311
不會的

284
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:31,813
不會的

285
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,318
你有什麼需要就告訴我,乖孫

286
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,072
我非常愛你

287
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,660
-我也愛你,阿嬤,晚安
-晚安

288
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,090
傑瑟羅布朗,你該離開了

289
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,634
-抱歉
-動作快

290
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,929
-抱歉,小子
-可惡,可以讓我穿個衣服嗎?

291
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,264
-可以
-可惡

292
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,850
你想幫忙嗎?你想幫我穿內褲嗎?

293
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,977
死戀童癖

294
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,812
好了,小子,快把衣服穿上

295
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,106
別來這套,你最差勁了

296
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984
誰會整天跟一群未成年少年混在一起?

297
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,404
你跟那些愛吃幼齒男生的明星一模一樣

298
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,824
這裡好冷,我的奶頭很冷

299
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,826
快看,我就知道

300
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:30,914
警察都喜歡性侵小孩,去死啦,王八蛋

301
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,794
好了,這場面很火爆

302
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,298
害我想起不好的往事

303
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,175
有人要來吃點東西嗎?大家抱一抱?

304
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,053
我快速說一下
不是所有警察都會性侵小孩

305
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,098
我不是說他們都很正派

306
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:52,060
但就是有些人...我們去吃點宵夜

307
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,146
-大家下樓,來吧
-真的假的?

308
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,943
阿傑那樣對付那些爛貨就對了
對他們動手,反而會被幹掉

309
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,821
-所以至少要嗆幾句
-非嗆不可

310
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,073
他們把我抓走時,我要跟他們說

311
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,826
「去問你媽她有沒有想我的老二」

312
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,661
他們死一死最好

313
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,414
我盡量不去惹他們

314
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,125
也許他們就會覺得我沒做壞事

315
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,419
亂說,那叫孬

316
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,213
真的,前陣子我跟朋友
把送洋芋片的卡車開走

317
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,675
當時那輛車就停在加油站前面
然後再把車賣給一堆毒蟲

318
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,469
-厲害
-真屌

319
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,305
然後我說服警察我在調查此事
他還把我帶上

320
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,766
-我跟他說是學校作業
-太扯了

321
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,728
-你要親近朋友,更要親近敵人
-《教父》裡的老大在街上說的

322
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,316
沒錯,只是我沒有小孩
我更像他的軍師

323
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,651
看來我就像裡面的老大

324
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,488
希望我小孩不會變成背骨仔

325
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,784
我認識你兩年了,你從沒說過你有小孩

326
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,910
我們不常聊天

327
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,413
所以我才一直要你介紹我去你那工作

328
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,332
我只是想改過自新的原住民

329
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,376
不能讓我的小孩跟我有一樣的童年

330
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,381
對不起,我一直以為你只是隨便說說

331
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,133
這裡有很多人來來去去

332
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,636
有時我以為一個人過比較好

333
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,931
跟一個人熟起來之後
他們又被捕或出其他事

334
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,766
之後再也不會見到他們

335
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,937
你可以築起心防,胡利歐

336
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,064
但我希望你有一天

337
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,025
能跟他人有一段健康的關係
不必害怕他們會消失

338
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:26,530
-那些話你從哪學來的?
-什麼意思?

339
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,116
彷彿是一個白人妹IG上寫的

340
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:34,413
-他是酷兒
-我有一個朋友,丹尼爾,他...

341
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:39,209
他就是我的英雄,然後他走了

342
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,212
他自殺了

343
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,967
然後我從書中讀到一些
他為什麼那麼做的原因

344
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,678
那樣很難受

345
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,516
我就想說如果我待人處事

346
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:59,020
都能以禮相待,好心就會有好報

347
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:05,569
你兄弟的事很遺憾
大家生活不容易,我懂

348
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,988
你是好人,阿酪

349
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,324
要熄燈了,死屁孩

350
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,581
-提諾
-怎樣?

351
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,377
我工作的地方有缺人
我幫你跟我老闆說說看

352
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,098
早安,今天又吃沒調味的吐司嗎?

353
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:39,478
你的衣服都皺了,別對女王不敬

354
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,479
(莎黛)

355
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,147
跟我來

356
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,691
-但那是莎黛
-她可是情歌女王

357
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:49,654
熨斗燙下去前,要先用手把衣服拉平

358
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:54,659
隨時小心別燙到自己

359
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,876
這樣燙會把衣服毀掉

360
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:07,547
輕輕地來,不要急,就像莎黛的歌

361
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,676
就是那樣

362
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,472
之後大家一看到你就會被你煞到

363
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,642
沒錯

364
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:38,245
查斯特,該走了,去把東西收一收

365
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,498
那是被你耍得團團轉的警察嗎?

366
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:42,958
阿酪

367
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,004
抱歉,但我得幫你上銬

368
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,340
站起來,轉過去

369
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,974
-等等
-我可以嗆你一下嗎?

370
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:04,271
-好吧,別做人身攻擊
-好

371
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,941
-這傢伙會性侵小孩
-我的老天爺

372
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,986
-死屁孩,別亂說
-謝謝

373
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,531
在你把我兄弟抓去坐牢前
我可以跟他道別嗎?

374
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,033
別講太久

375
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,578
餐廳僱用我後,記得來看我

376
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,413
我沒辦法請你吃免費的

377
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,249
但能在外面看到兄弟一定很讚

378
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,834
我會想你的

379
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,838
幫我跟你孩子問好
記得善待他們的阿嬤

380
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,047
沒問題

381
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,051
看屁喔,戀童癖?你看上什麼了嗎?

382
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:38,555
死屁孩

383
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,103
查斯特,聽著

384
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,234
你永遠都是我的朋友

385
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:53,486
酷

386
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,114
來吧

387
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,953
-他說什麼?
-他說他永遠都是你的朋友

388
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,913
那部分我知道

389
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,384
我能再坐一次前座嗎?

390
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,146
別亂碰,這玩意終於壞掉了

391
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,651
這是好事,沒有聲音吵到我思考

392
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,319
我們要去哪裡?

393
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,113
-你的新安置地
-新安置地?

394
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:41,618
聽起來超讚

395
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,087
放我乖孫出來

396
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:01,888
阿酪,你會在這裡住一陣子

397
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,016
記得別亂買電動

398
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,519
否則你或許會在這裡住到30多歲

399
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,187
(還阿酪自由)

400
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,071
把行李拿去放吧,乖孫

401
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,700
-年輕勇士
-歡迎回家

402
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,035
-阿嬤好
-你終於自由了

403
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:30,542
-這裡有熨斗能借我用嗎?
-當然有,歡迎回家

404
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,798
(原民騎警)

405
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,682
字幕翻譯: 陳廷倫