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搞甚麼?
為何你無在任何社交媒體追蹤我?

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因為我不想知你的近況

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不是吧,老友

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-我的抖音爆紅了
-你和你的20個追蹤者?

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我以他們每一個為榮

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我去廁所,你需要廚房的東西嗎?

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不用了,叔叔

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行動

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舉高雙手,放在頭後

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-進去
-跪下

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拿它來

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-門無鎖
-安全

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這是關於薯片貨車嗎?

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-甚麼?
-無事

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-該死的混蛋
-叔叔?

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-唏,侄仔
-發生甚麼事?

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保持真本性,芝士仔

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可惡

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《流浪印第安》

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好,芝斯達,我會告訴你程序

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芝士

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-不好意思?
-芝士

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-芝士?你錯過晚飯了
-不,所有人都這樣叫我

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是嗎?我同你講清楚

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我不是你的古惑仔朋友,你明不明白?

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我代表法律,在這間屋內
我就是法官、陪審員和行刑人

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我會叫你的正式名字,或者叫你笨蛋

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或叫你廢物、混蛋

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看我心情如何,就叫你甚麼,明白嗎?

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你是美洲原住民?

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-是
-我認識很多美洲原住民

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他們是好人,他們救了我的命

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真好

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好,每日家務,會每週換更

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你是新人,要負責洗流動廁
你知道甚麼是流動廁嗎?

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-洗手間?
-是,胡利奧

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新人知道甚麼是流動廁

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好了,你和其他混蛋們的房間在樓上

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如果你一直無超齡
或者你會換到樓下的房

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我們明晚會開宿舍大會

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所有宿友必須出席,不准用手機

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如果我見到手機,它就會變成屬於我的

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我有辦法打電話嗎?

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有

45
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用電話時間是5點至6點
歡迎你嘗試打電話

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但你要由占士手上搶過來

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如果你做得到,就可以打電話

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明嘛?好,上樓上,放下你的東西

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完成這些家務吧,好嗎,芝斯達?

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-好
-很好

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{\an8}(威廉斯C.)

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唏,我叫芝士,我的代名詞是...

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閉上臭嘴

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我叫你要怎樣?

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可惡

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可惡

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不好意思,老友

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天呀,差點來不及

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-唏,謝謝你
-不用客氣

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他真的很缺水

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(自己想辦法救贖自己)

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(晚安,艾琳!)

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(戰爭噴漆)

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(燃燒火焰薯片)

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{\an8}(愛你,八婆,E.D.)
(大熊留名)

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(啊,年輕戰士們!)

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(芝士獨當一面,無錯!講笑而已!)
(丹尼爾)

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3、2、1,捉住他

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你以為我不會發現?

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-唏,你好嗎,新人?
-天呀

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-你想試試嗎?
-不用了,謝謝

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不用了,我會在旁邊替你們打氣

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很好,老友,只是想問問你,那好吧

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-唏
-老友

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你不可以同阿氈告密,否則我連你也打

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-我不會的
-我知你不會

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現在睡吧,小朋友

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不要吵

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要像個男子漢般忍受

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(燃燒火焰薯片 50仙)

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媽媽說小人一直偷她的鎖匙

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-弊,她來了
-唏,冷靜

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我不是來打交的,可惡

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我完全不想來,但伊羅拉不覆短訊

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你們該知道芝士被捕了

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-甚麼?被捕?為甚麼?
-你在講甚麼?

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他們衝入查理叔叔的屋內,發現他種大麻
所以拘捕他們兩個

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現在你們知道了

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積琦,等等,之前我說你過世哥哥的壞話

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我會讓你打一拳,選頭還是肚?

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-積琦不是想那樣...
-頭

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-嚇得好
-現在我們扯平

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該死,天呀,你們嚇死我了

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我的錯,老友,我準備敲窗的

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為何你們會一起?

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芝士被囚禁了

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甚麼?

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胡利奧,紅龍蝦餐廳還請餐桌清理員嗎?

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我也看似西班牙裔,介紹我做吧

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-為何胡利奧可以出去?
-你找到工作就可以

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如果我找到工作,他們就讓我走?

102
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最大獲是你在這裡時不可出去找工作

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但胡利奧在這裡好長時間了

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所以阿氈就不太理會他做甚麼

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早晨,混蛋們,今日天氣真好

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-占士在哪裡?
-他仍未起身

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甚麼?

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無講大話

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占士,發生甚麼事?快點下來

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你死了嗎?發生甚麼事?

111
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為何他不下來?你們做了甚麼?

112
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我覺得有些不妥

113
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多士怎樣?想要多些嗎?
如果有牛油更好,是不是?

114
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你們不配有牛油吃,吃粟米片吧

115
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好好享用奇怪的橙味飲料,是無牌的

116
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老友,畫得真好

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謝謝,我很悶,這也不算太好

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不是,那些東西要有天份
你應該畫我兒子的名字,TJ

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-我會紋在身上,真的
-好吧

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就是這樣畫,厲害

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-天奴
-芝士,代名詞是他

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你是同性戀?無事的
我的侄也是雙性戀之類

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-我想你該說是酷兒
-唏,老友

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我只想告訴你,我不討厭酷兒

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性別認同和性取向是兩樣不同的事

126
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無論如何,你兒子幾歲?

127
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可惡,我想說他已四歲

128
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我自從進來後很少見他

129
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但幸好他祖母有時會傳照片給我

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-很可愛
-是

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-我有時也會去我祖母家過夜
-你真幸運,老友

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老婦人可穩定大局
我所有孩子都是跟祖母住

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-所有孩子?有多過一個?
-多元?不是,他們大都是原住民

134
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你來了這裡多久?

135
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他們關我進來時,我大約16歲
我幾星期後就超齡可出去

136
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已有一陣子了

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你出去後會做甚麼?

138
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我會在超齡前找份工作

139
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那樣就不會惹麻煩
開始幫孩子們的所有媽媽

140
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:08,334
但怎樣都好,你呢?你為何會被關進來?

141
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我不太知道

142
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我的叔叔惹了麻煩,他被捕了

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警察就送了我來這裡

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我問他們可否去跟祖母住

145
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但他們說我要留在這裡

146
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直至他們搞清楚我的「法定監護人」

147
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,939
可惡,放過原住民吧

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-你說得對,哥
-天奴,我名叫天奴

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你從哪裡聽說我叫做「哥」?

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是兄弟姐妹的意思

151
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噢,講得好

152
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-是?有甚麼幫到你?
-你好,我是來接芝士的

153
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-誰?
-芝斯達,我是他姨姨

154
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:15,109
-你幾多歲?
-有甚麼關係?

155
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你的樣子不似芝斯達姨姨的年紀

156
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印第安人是這樣的

157
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-我有個58歲的侄女
-好了

158
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就算我信你

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他在我們的監護下,除非法庭判令

160
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我在過去兩年一直照顧他

161
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但他卻流落到這裡,你做得真好

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-很好
-芝士

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你們在這裡做甚麼?

164
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去拿你的東西,老友
我們要救你出去

165
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-我覺得這樣不行
-來吧,老友,像《月黑高飛》

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-走吧
-我要怎樣出來?

167
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,394
用飛躍道,老友

168
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-唏,積琦
-你好嗎?

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00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,982
-伊羅拉呢?
-她去分散守衛的注意

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00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:57,610
我說多次,對不起,我幫不到你

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或者這可幫你改變主意
之後還會有更多

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好,我要報警了

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下來吧,芝士,我們無時間浪費了

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-芝斯達,你最好還在樓上
-宿舍經理回來了

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-為何你還在上面?
-跳下來吧

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-不行
-我會接住你

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-我上半身很有力
-不,這樣犯法的

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你們要再想辦法,要記得我,好了

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-那算甚麼?
-搞甚麼鬼?

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(十二個步驟)

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神啊,請賜與我寧靜
讓我能接受無法改變的事

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請賜與我勇氣
讓我能改變能夠改變的事

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請賜與我智慧
讓我能分辨以上兩者的不同

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平靜

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好,現在廢話少說,開始第五步吧

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-是
-這是甚麼?

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這是甚麼?這是我復康過程的一部份

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以前我就像你們這些年輕的混蛋

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年紀差不多,我的生活一團糟

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我是個酒鬼、道友、虐待者、小偷

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00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,037
我甚麼都吸、甚麼都喝、甚至甚麼都搞

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然後我撞板了,跌入谷底

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約瘋狂飲酒三日後,我終於回到家中

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踏入我的屋內

195
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在睡房見到我老婆、兩個侏儒和一個DJ

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電台早晨節目的DJ,很出名

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他搞我老婆前,我已不喜歡他

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但這不重要,我失去理智

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我真的失去理智

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我將侏儒趕出屋外

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赤裸的侏儒跑到街上

202
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我回到屋內,想殺掉那個DJ

203
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我想用自己雙手殺死他

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00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,872
但他很大隻,擊敗了我

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我想他仍與我老婆一起,但不緊要了

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他趕了我出自己家門,我遊蕩到森林中

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但我在那裡遇到拉科塔族巫醫

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00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,092
華坎曼尼

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拯救破碎的我,教我做人,改變我的生命

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00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,643
我很感激,我現在是個更好的人

211
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,520
我甚至和其中一個侏儒做了朋友

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00:15:39,229 --> 00:15:44,068
這些事會在清醒時發生,這就是我的故事

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00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,653
不如由你開始?

214
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拿起這個,讀出第五步
然後說幾句真心話給我們聽

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「第五步」

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00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,122
「向更高層次的力量和我們身邊的人
承認自己的錯」

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我上個禮拜無做錯事
所以我無話說,兄弟

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-因此我不說了
-我也不說

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00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,718
來吧,占士,完全無話可說?

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00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,015
不說了

221
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,144
我也不說

222
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,398
不,你是新人,講講你今個禮拜的事吧

223
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,276
我無緣無故被捕

224
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:31,740
我被送往一個資金不足的少年之家

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00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,075
就是這樣

226
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,620
而且我好憎這個地方

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00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,000
好吧,多謝你的坦誠

228
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,003
見到嗎,占士?那就是最低要求

229
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,587
我有話要說

230
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:53,929
天奴?

231
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:56,807
-你的雞雞有事嗎?
-你叫我做甚麼?

232
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,852
每次我走入廁所,到處都是尿

233
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,353
搞甚麼?你瞄準不到嗎?

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00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,606
或者你下面甚麼都無,所以射到周圍都是

235
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,150
坐廁,連天花板都有

236
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,943
-你是個二五仔
-冷靜些

237
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,319
-我是二五仔?
-是

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00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:12,740
我穿著襪走入廁所,猜猜我踩到甚麼

239
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,284
-你該死的尿
-我們明白了

240
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,873
所有人又再次無法進行第五步

241
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,252
除了芝斯達,做到一點,不緊要了

242
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:29,506
我很開心你們全都跟我一起走這條路

243
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,761
去死吧,就這樣完吧

244
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:37,514
我很愛你,靚女

245
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,560
你有朝一日會做我孩子的母親

246
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:48,442
你是天空中的星星,你是我的月亮和太陽

247
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,278
是,你全部都是

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00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:55,449
唏,占士
我可否在做家務前用一下電話?

249
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,327
我很快打完,一分鐘就行

250
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,707
我知道,我會載你去任何地方

251
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,251
這只會鞏固我們的愛,寶貝

252
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,463
占士,認真的,我只需打給...

253
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,547
無事,寶貝

254
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,675
有個人,如果他不退後

255
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,970
讓我跟畢生摯愛聊天,他很快會被打爆

256
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:19,681
你是我的皇后

257
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,810
-該死的占士
-無錯

258
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,228
是

259
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,856
-你也想打給女朋友?
-不,打給我祖母

260
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,400
我想向她報平安,我不想她擔心

261
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:34,947
可惡

262
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,912
不要讓混蛋阿氈見到你用它

263
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,666
不要看我最近刪除的相片

264
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,336
不要看我的任何相片

265
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,756
確保你在今晚阿氈入睡後才用

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00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,511
-但他在睡覺
-我說今晚

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00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,603
(弦理論)

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00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,168
-喂?
-祖母

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00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,339
-是芝士
-誰?

270
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,553
芝士,我們在IHS見過

271
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,431
我每個禮拜都來你的家

272
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,476
我同你講笑,阿仔

273
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,273
我只是...對不起,我以為...

274
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:55,944
你以為我老人癡呆,我仍很精靈

275
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,573
你去了哪裡?我很掛住你

276
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,534
你要過來飲湯

277
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,996
我也很掛住你

278
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,166
我一直忙著幫查理叔叔手

279
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:12,127
我會嘗試過來

280
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,926
-希望很快可以來
-我很開心你打給我

281
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,012
聽到你的聲音真好,阿仔

282
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,683
不要忙到忘記關心你的人,知嘛?

283
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,311
我不會的

284
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:31,813
我不會的

285
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,318
如果你需要甚麼便告訴我,孫仔

286
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,072
我所有的愛都給你

287
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,660
-我也愛你,祖母,晚安
-晚安

288
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:58,090
好,澤度布朗,走吧,是時候走了

289
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,634
-對不起
-起身走吧

290
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,929
-對不起,孩子
-搞錯,我可以穿衣服嗎?

291
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,264
-可以
-可惡

292
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,850
你想幫手?你想幫我穿底褲嗎?

293
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,977
死騙子

294
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,812
好了,孩子,穿衣服,合作吧

295
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,106
不要叫我孩子,你是最衰那個

296
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,984
甚麼人才會整日和未成年的男孩一起?

297
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:20,404
米高積遜、奇雲史柏西那樣的混蛋

298
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,824
這裡很冷,看吧,我的乳頭很冷

299
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,826
看吧,是,正是我所想

300
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:30,914
有病,所有警察都是騙子
去死吧,混蛋

301
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:35,794
好了,非常刺激、很有戲劇性

302
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,298
我有些被挑起情緒,有人也是嗎?

303
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,175
你們想吃些小食之類嗎?互相擁抱一下?

304
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,053
但我要很快說一下
並非所有警察都是騙子

305
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,098
我不是說他們道德無問題

306
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:52,060
但並非全部警察都是...我們去吃小食吧

307
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,146
-我們落樓下,來吧
-認真的?

308
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,943
澤講那些豬講得無錯
你對他們揮拳,他們就殺掉你

309
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,821
-所以至少要臭罵他們
-一定要

310
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,073
他們拘捕我時,我會告訴他們

311
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:07,826
「問你媽媽是不是掛住這對蛋蛋」

312
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,661
好憎那些人

313
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,414
我會嘗試和他們和睦相處

314
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:15,125
或者他們會覺得我無做錯事

315
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,419
廢話,那是懦夫表現,兄弟

316
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:20,213
認真的,一陣子之前
我朋友和我偷了架薯片貨車

317
00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,675
在一個油站前偷的,賣了給道友

318
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,469
-該死
-但那很難

319
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,305
之後我說服警察送我一程

320
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,766
-說那是學校功課
-不是吧

321
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,728
-親近朋友,但要更親近敵人
-像當柯里昂在街頭一樣

322
00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,316
是,但我無孩子,比較像湯姆海根

323
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,651
那我想我就是當

324
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,488
我希望我所有孩子長大後不像弗雷德

325
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,784
我認識了你兩年,但你從未說過你有孩子

326
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,910
是,我們不太談心

327
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,413
因此我總是叫你介紹我去你公司

328
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,332
一個印第安人想作出改變

329
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,376
我不可讓我的孩子像我那樣長大

330
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,381
對不起,老友,我一直以為你戲弄我

331
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,133
這裡有很多人進出

332
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,636
有時我覺得自己一個較好

333
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,931
認識了某個人,之後他就被捕

334
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,766
然後再也見不到他

335
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,937
我想有時用疏離
來保護自己的感受是無問題的,胡利奧

336
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,064
但我希望你有朝一日可以

337
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,025
和人有健康的關係,而不用怕失去他們

338
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:26,530
-搞甚麼,你為何這樣說話?
-我說話怎樣?

339
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,116
像白人女孩的Instagram中的說話

340
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:34,413
-他是酷兒
-我有個朋友,丹尼爾,他是...

341
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:39,209
他就像我的英雄,但他死了

342
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,212
他自行了斷

343
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,967
我看過一些他自殺的可能原因

344
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,678
人們生活很艱難

345
00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,516
我只是想,可能我對其他人好

346
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:59,020
其他人最終也會對我好

347
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:05,569
你朋友的事,我很遺憾,老友
人民生活艱難,我明白

348
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,988
你是個好人,芝士

349
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,324
關燈了,混蛋們

350
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,581
-唏,天奴
-甚麼事?

351
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:22,377
我公司有請人,我會和我老闆介紹你

352
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,098
早晨,我們又要再乾啃多士?

353
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:39,478
衣服全皺了,這樣不尊重莎黛女王

354
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,479
(莎黛)

355
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,147
來吧,跟我來

356
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,691
-這可是莎黛
-你喜歡女王型

357
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:49,654
要先用手在燙斗前面理平衣服

358
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:54,659
小心不要燙到手

359
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,876
這樣會毀掉整件衣服

360
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:07,547
慢慢滑過去,慢慢來,像首莎黛的好歌

361
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,676
是,就是這樣

362
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,472
見到嗎,現在你已準備好
用外形令所有人懷孕

363
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:18,642
是

364
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:38,245
好了,芝斯達,是時候走了
收拾好你的東西

365
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:41,498
這是放你走那個警察嗎?

366
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:42,958
-唏,芝士
-唏

367
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:48,004
對不起,但我要用手扣鎖你

368
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,340
起身,背著我

369
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,974
-等等
-你介意我在你鎖我時罵你嗎?

370
00:26:01,142 --> 00:26:04,271
-好吧,不要太人身攻擊
-好

371
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:07,941
-這個人是個戀童癖
-天呀,可惡

372
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,986
-你這個混蛋,停口
-謝謝

373
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:14,531
唏,在你帶我兄弟去監獄前
你介意我給他一點愛嗎?

374
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,033
快一點

375
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,578
唏,我做得成那份工後
來紅龍蝦餐廳看我吧

376
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,413
我不會給你免費食物

377
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,249
但在外面見到一個兄弟會好正

378
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:25,834
我會掛住你的,老友

379
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,838
給你所有孩子我所有的愛
還有對他們的祖母們好些

380
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,047
收到

381
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,051
你在看甚麼,騙子?你見到喜歡的東西?

382
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:38,555
該死的混蛋們

383
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:45,103
唏,芝斯達,聽著

384
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:51,234
你永遠都是我朋友

385
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:53,486
很好

386
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,114
來吧

387
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,953
-他說甚麼?
-他說他永遠是你朋友

388
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:03,913
不算吧

389
00:27:14,924 --> 00:27:16,384
我可以再坐在前面嗎?

390
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:28,146
唏,停手,那東西剛剛終於壞了

391
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:32,651
那也是好事,可以靜靜思考

392
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,319
我們要去哪裡?

393
00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:37,113
-你的新安置地點
-新安置地點?

394
00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:41,618
很好,聽起來好正

395
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,087
放我的老友!

396
00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:01,888
芝士,你要在這裡住一陣子

397
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,016
別買XBox和遊戲機,知嘛?

398
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,519
否則你30多歲還會在這裡

399
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,187
(釋放芝士)

400
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,071
我們去放下那袋印第安行李吧,阿仔

401
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,700
-年輕戰士
-歡迎回家

402
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,035
-你好,祖母
-你終於自由了

403
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:30,542
-你們有燙斗可借我用嗎?
-當然有,歡迎回家

404
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,798
(部族警察)

405
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,682
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